@@starset4life175 And you Give me my right finger You disappoint me You can't scare me, I know my crap, I want my right finger Mr. Anderson You're Garbage YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Morpheus: "Do you like One Direction, Neo?" Neo: "No." Morpheus: "Why not?" Neo: "Because I don't like crap." Morpheus: "I know exactly what you mean." Brilliant.
@@nickle2277 Hey sorry I didn't get the notification for you first comment (Actually I had completely forgotten about this comment I posted, I had no idea it had so many likes) But thanks, that's nice :)
it's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input output carrier signal That's pretty much the perfect description of the matrix
You take the blue pill. You take the red pill. (Pulls out blue pill) You take the blue pill. You take the red pill. (Swops red pill for blue pill) (Changes it back to the red pill) (Switches sides of the pills) Stop.. the crap.. Morpheus. I died. 😂😂
This is pure gold. The interview scene is my favorite, very well edited. Everything from slamming the folder down on the table to "Mr. Anderson, you're garbage". Every time I see Hugo Weaving's face I hear him say "Garbage". Good on you man. This is the best Matrix YTP I've seen.
- What's happened to me? - More important that what is when - When? - What is more important than when - When? - What? - When? - What? - What's happening? - More important than what is what - [confused stare]
Best Parts: 2:37-2:40 (Smith slams file on the desk) NEO: You can't scare me with th- (Smith slams the file on the desk even louder, scaring the crap out of Neo) 4:28-4:37 MORPHEUS: Do you like One Direction, Neo? NEO: No. MORPHEUS: Why not? NEO: Cause I don't like crap. MORPHEUS: I know EXACTLY what you mean. 7:31-7:44 MORPHEUS: This is the world as it exists today. (changes the channel to Late Night With Jimmy Fallon where Ben Affleck is being interviewed and Fallon mentions that Affleck's going to play the role of Batman) NEO: No! I don't believe it. It's not possible! XD HILARIOUS!!!
"The pill you took is part of a trace program" "What does that mean?" "It's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input output carrier signal" "What does that mean?" "It means we can pinpoint your location" "What does that mean?" "It means you need to back to nursery and learn basic English" "What does that mean?" "Take off your shirt"
This Matrix YTP series is how I like YTPs: less SUS SOS jokes and random noises, more structure and dialog. It's really enjoyable to see familiar characters say strange things to each other.
*NEO:* morpheus what's happened to me, what is this place? *MORPHEUS:* more important than what is when... *NEO:* when? *MORPHEUS:* what is more important than when... *NEO:* when? *MORPHEUS:* what! *NEO:* when? *MORPHEUS:* what! *NEO:* what's happened? *MORPHEUS:* more important than what is what *NEO:* *looks confused* roflmao xD
Alpaca, one of the best, well-made, and original (no "cocks" and only one "sauce") YTPs I've ever seen. You deserve way more subs and views. Thank you my friend for making me laugh.
And thank you for that comment, i tire of perverted ytp-jokes, i want jokes with brain behind them, and this is exactly what im looking for. Cracks me up on and on, not by just playing one scene back and forth for 20 seconds. hoffy and marklar are pretty good at this too. Most other youtube poopers are just always the same.
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"Do you know who this is?"
"Phone call..."
Honestly, I expected him to just say "No"..
@@Paraclete333 i honestly hoped there was a call back to the "you are mistaken" audio bit. i would have died 😂
Obviously you are mistaken.
Stfu filthy weeb
Dramatic music...
Phone call
Take off your shirt.
-No
*Gets shot*
Take off your shirt.
-Fine
goldfish
The_Ironic_goldfish lmao
The_Ironic_goldfish
You 666 likes
Shoes
"Mr Anderson, you're garbage"
What a way to end an argument
And he looks so pleased with himself after he says it 😂😂😂
*YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*ᵂᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵈᵉᵃˡ·*
Keevashin Naidoo I like how even Neo is like “shit, he got me there”.
There is just no counter argument for that haha
-Welcome Neo... as you no doubt have guessed, I'm your mom.
-It's an honor to meet you.
-No.
no
You are mistaken.
+Dakota Woloschuk you are mexican s his mind ima report you play as earl johnson ok hope your not talking
Legion i imagine that right now you are a feeling a bit like a rabbit
my sides.
"How do you know all this?!!"
"I am Morpheus."
Reasonable answer
u r mistaken
it s a honour to meet you!!
*21 I'm batman!*
Obviously you are mistaken.
4:28
Morpheus:do you like one direction neo
Neo:no
Morpheus:why not
Neo:because i don’t like crap
Morpheus:I know exactly what you mean
Neo=normal ppl
Thank you. I could not understand that without your help.
@@tainuisept9155 sarcasm?
@@bardia-mn4vz No. I do enjoy sarcasm but this time I honestly could not understand what I heard.
because i don’t like crap lol
"It's designed to disrupt your input output input output output ouput output input output input output carrier signal."
Jinigosoti Game-Clips What does that mean?
Adrian H. take off your shirt.
It means buckle your Kansas Dorothy, Cause your seatbelt is going bye bye.
"This is the main deck"
*Neo Pukes*
Jinigosoti Game-Clips Obviously, you are mistaken.
"All that we're asking in return is your garbage"
"Wow that sounds like really good deal"
"But I think I've got a better one."
"How about I give you crap, and you give me my right finger."
+NeoDragoon93 "You disappoint me"
"You disappoint me."
"In one life, you're garbage"
"That sounds really good"
"In the other life, you're a landlady"
"(ashamed nod) yeah..."
Garbagggggggg
"One of these lives has a future"
"You're here because we need your garbage"
@@chandlersbryant4047
That sounds like a really good deal, but I think I got a better one. How about I give you crap
@@starset4life175 And you Give me my right finger
You disappoint me
You can't scare me, I know my crap, I want my right finger
Mr. Anderson You're Garbage YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hates himself. Hates landlords more. Neo is a zoomer.
Morpheus: "Do you like One Direction, Neo?"
Neo: "No."
Morpheus: "Why not?"
Neo: "Because I don't like crap."
Morpheus: "I know exactly what you mean."
Brilliant.
In one life, you're garbage
That's really good
In the other life you're a landlady
*YEAH*
you're here because we need your... *garbagggge*
@@NoNameAtAll2 Wow, that sounds like a really good deal... But I've got a better one: how about I give you crap, and you give me my right finger?
Mr. Anderson, you’re garbage
*YEEAAAAAHHH*
I literally pooped it was so funny. I mean, I was on the toilet and couldnt go. So it was fine.
It kind of sounds like he said “you’re dating a landlady” in the other one...
"You believe I make myself clear?"
"Yes Mr -"
"You are mistaken."
If you choose to
- *click* -
find yourself another job.
Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about I give you the f-
@@rufousthefox9766 -- find yourself another job.
@@allyouneedtoknow8135 One of my favorite bits of this video 😂
I could listen to Hugo Weaving say "Garbage" all day
Also me
My TH-cam app crashed just after Morpheus said "no one can be told what the matrix is" it made the video even funnier
Achievement get! Reach 100 Likes on one comment. I am your 100th Liker.
@@nickle2277 who asked
@@knox1392 I felt like pointing it out at the time, coz I thought "screw it, why not".
@@nickle2277 Hey sorry I didn't get the notification for you first comment
(Actually I had completely forgotten about this comment I posted, I had no idea it had so many likes)
But thanks, that's nice :)
@@Orangibus That's alright, friend. But holy Hell, the Likes on your comment TRIPLED since the time I Liked it!
Agent: *slams a book*
Neo: you can't scare me with this...
Agent: *MEGA SLAM*
Neo: (gets scared XD)
my god that part got me XDDDD
Same bro 😂
What's more scary is how long it takes for him to untie it
Same dude right here
2:38
Rofl
_clap_
you cant scare me
*CLAP*
_recoils in terror_
Daniel Cannata epic
Watching this at 3 am in the morning shit woke me up lol
cattata01 YT-_- Lol
this is the main deck
*instantly vomits*
RealMetalGaming #HumansAgainstMainDecks
Me on an airplane
“Its an honor to meet you”
“No”
"Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy, because this seatbelt is goin' bye bye"
1st life: *garbage*
2nd life: *landlady*
Obviously you are mistaken
@@CalumHGaming lol
All he’s asking for: landlady’s garbaggge
how relateable
*Slam*
"You can't scare me with this-"
*SLAM*
[Neo jumps]
I laughed so hard. If there's a YTP hall of fame, this deserves to be in it.
Me two
same
Me three
Tailsthehacker01
What happened to Spike?
O_O
TBH when he slam the papers down I jumped
*Runs into wrong office*
"You got problems Mr.Anderson"
He's special
The rules do not apply to him.
missed opportunity:
"If you take the blue pill, the story ends. If you take the red pill, the story ends."
They're both drugs.
The missed opportunity is I didn’t say it would be easy Neo, I just said it would be Wonderland lol
@@Hideotic Nice lol
Neo takes both pills, and the video ends.
Twice.
it's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input output carrier signal
That's pretty much the perfect description of the matrix
@toonshroom5586It means buckle your kansas, Dorothy. Cause your seatbelt is goin' byebye.
"You have a problem,Mr Anderson"
Says the guy who's been addicted to CLICK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*_clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick_*
CLICC
Do you have a problem with CLICJ
*Phone Rings*
"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
*Suspense Music*
"Phone call..."
If you believe this video is garbage......
You are obviosly mistaken
You are garbage
+_MaZ_ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Devilforce988 find yourself another job
Thaloniel
I thought I could,but I was obviously mistaken
@Adam Wilson you are obviously mistaken
"At some point in the early 21st Century, all of mankind marvelled at my magnificence as I gave birth to machines."
- Morpheus
"Eggs" - Morpheus
Morpheus's eggs gave birth to the machines, and he did that like a rabbit. Mystery solved.
+Marcelo Gabriel Obviously, you are mistaken
+Pizza Time I've seen you before. I think it was at a twinkiwman video.
Elias Bischoff you are mistaken
*BANG*
“You can’t scare me with this.”
*SLAM*
"The matrix?"
"NO, NEO"
Eggs
Sausage 😏
Pancakes
Probably the best "clean" YTP I've seen.
Kyle Kringle explain clean
Selfish Stockton Probably without stupid editing for repetition or just weird noises
@@selfishstockton6123 No cursing or adult jokes.
@@williamjacobik7966 stupid repetition? Why u watch ytps then
@@carpet163 if it's done right like in this video th-cam.com/video/DZz4eUVQWDQ/w-d-xo.html it's fine
Morpheus:*puts a fking iron rod into Neo's head
Neo:*dies
Morpheus:*totally astonished how this could happen
Lmfaoooooooo
"This will feel a little weird"
@@somecommenter4256 7:01
"Do you want to know what I'm talking about?"
*nods*
"Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is"
*gets off*
"do you like one direction?"
Right now there's only only one rule
eat your pizza !
Obviously you are mistaken
"In order to change a human being into a rabbit."
-Morpheus
This is how furry is made.
*slap*
'You can't scare me with this-'
*S L A M*
'T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S'
Nice crossover
Huh-huh-huh?
''My name is Captain Cock. I'm the emotional shock sent by life.''
I knew I wasn't the only one
That was so fucking good😂😂😂😂
You take the blue pill.
You take the red pill. (Pulls out blue pill)
You take the blue pill.
You take the red pill.
(Swops red pill for blue pill)
(Changes it back to the red pill)
(Switches sides of the pills)
Stop.. the crap.. Morpheus.
I died. 😂😂
Jamie Rodgers Then has two blue pills
I'll take all the
pills pillspillspills. If they are here.
Jamie Rodgers I am Morpheus
No, you're Patrick.
Easily the best part of the YTP.
"You take the red pill" *pulls out blue pill*
*Neo looks confused*
"You have problems Mr Anderson".
> Foreshadowing the entire series.
"Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy, 'cos your seat belt is going bye bye.."
This is pure gold. The interview scene is my favorite, very well edited. Everything from slamming the folder down on the table to "Mr. Anderson, you're garbage". Every time I see Hugo Weaving's face I hear him say "Garbage". Good on you man. This is the best Matrix YTP I've seen.
lobsterbox20 He could have worked in some Elrond lines. “Mr. Anderson must be destroyed!”
- Do I make myself clear?
- Yes
- You are mistaken
8:11 “I didn’t say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be easy.” his face after that is amazing
"STUS!" -Neo
"You can't scare me with this"
*Slams it harder* xD
Take off your shirt.
+NeoLedah "you have a problem Mr.Anderson".
+Adam Buri ?
Laughing so hard I am crying.
do you know what sound it is on 3:40?
"Let me out!"
"No, Neo."
"EYAYAYAYAYAYAYA-"
Gets me everytime.
He took the news well
This video predicted John wick loosing his right finger.
LMAO
Sorry to ruin the fun, but that was his left finger he lost.
@@LeroyW70 Missed opportunity for you to say "you are mistaken".
@@HOTD108_ Dammit
You are mistaken
PSY at the elevator...
Neo: What the hell do they want from me?
"I don't know but I sugest you get out of there."
Gen 6 Gaming LOL Ikr
Gen 6 Gaming Obviously, you are mistaken.
*YOUR SHIRT*
You have problems, Mr Anderson
If you choose to click, find yourself another job
+Prince Marth You believe that you are special.
digitivortex Obviously you`re mistaken
You believe that this job is one of the top software companies in the world.
digitivortex You can´t scare me, i know my crap
+Prince Marth You are very special. :3
i like how Morpheus is so satisfied with himself when he shows Neo the trick with pills
fwump
"You can't scare me wi-"
*FWUMP*
"Mr. Anderson, you're garbage"
YEEAAAAAAAHHH
Pizza Time he had the perfect face for that. smirk and everything. xD hugo is best actor
KronkyDonk And the smile of the agent 😂😂
I died when he plugged Neo in and looked shocked when he was dead XD
Cracked me tf up 😂
”Do you like One Direction Neo?”
”No.”
”Why?”
”Because I don’t like crap.”
”I know exactly what you mean.”
this is brilliant
*places paper on desk*
"you can't scare me with this"
*slams paper on desk*
*jumps out of chair*
Agent Smith: I actually can scare you with this. 😈
1:38
“Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is?”
“Phonecall.”
Obviously you are mistaken
Time is always *TIME*
My man Morpheus spittin facts
"Do you like one direction, Neo?" "No." "Why not?" "Because I don't like crap." "I know exactly what you mean." I know exactly what you mean.
I want to know what are you talking about!
+NekitTheRagdoll first, you must know exactly what he means.
You are mistaken.
All I'm offering is wonderland, nothing more.
Take the red pill.
"You can't scam me. I know my crap. I want my right finger."
I think it was "You can't scare me."
Mr Anderson, you're garbage.
- What's happened to me?
- More important that what is when
- When?
- What is more important than when
- When?
- What?
- When?
- What?
- What's happening?
- More important than what is what
- [confused stare]
What the fuck are you smokeing...can I have some?
*bang*
"You can't scare me with this."
*BANG*
*Neo gets scared*
I laughed so hard at that part
Dyami Woods "I know exactly what you mean."
Dyami Woods same
"Time is always time" xD
/0\
More important than what is what
That can't be right, I thought time was never time at all, and you can never ever leave?
Maybe Billy Corgan took the blue pill?
No, its a Steel, Dragon Type. If ya know what I mean.
No. Times is also space
*Time is always time.*
*- Morpheus*
you got problems Mr. Anderson xD
He edited it to where it seemed it was a deleted scene in yhe actual movie. Thats gold.
Buckle your
Kansas
Dorothy, 'cause
Your seatbelt
Is goin' bye bye.
Morpheus: "Do you know who this is?"
(dramatic sting)
Neo: "...phone call?"
8:11
Morpheus: I didn't say it would be easy Neo, I just said it would be easy . . .
Neo: STUS!
IWANAWA AWAWWA AWAWAWAWW
StUs... lmao
8:16
8:16 Stus is actuall russian real name
do I make myself clear?
yes si-
you are mistaken
if you think this is the top software company
you are mistaken
lol
I'm talking about EGGS.
*HowToBasic wants to know your location*
I am howtobasic
Exeter everywhere.
All around us.
*Even now, in the Matrix.*
Oh no.
Eggs are everywhere. All around us. Even now, in the matrix.
@@scammbledeggs2707 You think we wouldn't notice you
but we did
You have a problem with click?
No.
*Intensely clicks*
Best Parts:
2:37-2:40
(Smith slams file on the desk)
NEO: You can't scare me with th-
(Smith slams the file on the desk even louder, scaring the crap out of Neo)
4:28-4:37
MORPHEUS: Do you like One Direction, Neo?
NEO: No.
MORPHEUS: Why not?
NEO: Cause I don't like crap.
MORPHEUS: I know EXACTLY what you mean.
7:31-7:44
MORPHEUS: This is the world as it exists today.
(changes the channel to Late Night With Jimmy Fallon where Ben Affleck is being interviewed and Fallon mentions that Affleck's going to play the role of Batman)
NEO: No! I don't believe it. It's not possible!
XD HILARIOUS!!!
the file on the desk was the best,never gets old LMAO
...do people really get that much pleasure by rewriting in the comment sections what everybody just saw?
Don't forget the pill!
"You have problems Mr Anderson".
Thx 4 clarifying he said one direction
“Hello Neo, You have guessed I am your Mom.”
24k gold
416 people didn’t take off their shirt.
738 and counting...
@@cubruce1103 775
It's necessary
@@killerdragon5584 1036
"It's an honor to meet you."
"No."
"Time is always time" - Morpheus the Philosopher, 1999
_*smiles_
*Stop the crap Morpheus*
_*smile fades away_
Right now, there's only one rule. take off ur shirt. or the highway TAKE OFF UR SHIRT.
3:44
7:27 - I like how Ben Affleck being Batman is portrayed as a tragedy in this YTP
and sadly he gone.
Lol yeah remember when that was announced? Everyone lost their minds. Turns out he was one of the better things about it the Snyder films.
You believe that this is a original Comment?
*YOU ARE MISTAKEN*
When everybody is copying lines from the video in the comments section you know that it's gonna be good
Take off your shirt.
@@CaveyMoth no
@@reddor fine
Or the comments are just lazy
Still a gem in 2019 miss ytp gold
Still a diamond in 2023
81 people didn't buckle their Kansas.
+NationSquid 82 people didn't take off their shirt.
+NationSquid All of mankind marveled at my magnificence!
+NationSquid now it's 91 people don't know their crap
71 people didn't take the red pill, and 41 people didn't have the look of a rabbit
I don't sense anything
*slams the papers on the table*
Neo: You can't scare em with this
*slams the papers harder*
Neo: *gets scared by it*
*Smith smiles with satisfaction*
Oh man, the part at 2:36 gets me every time!!! Love your vids, AlpacaHawk!
Morpheus: This is the main deck
Neo: *PUKES*
*boom*
- You can't scare me with that.
*BOOM*
(Jumps in panic)
Teacher slams a book on my desk
*boom
Me:you can't scare with that
*BOOM*
Me in panic (jumped)
On the book #math
Me: aw shit here we go again
SLAM! :D
- In one life you're garbage.
- That sounds really good.
me irl
"The pill you took is part of a trace program"
"What does that mean?"
"It's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input output carrier signal"
"What does that mean?"
"It means we can pinpoint your location"
"What does that mean?"
"It means you need to back to nursery and learn basic English"
"What does that mean?"
"Take off your shirt"
ElfinPlatypus13 Gaming Obviously, you are mistaken.
Daniel Cannata find yourself another job.
hello neo, do you know who this is?
phone call
"I don't like crap"
"I know exactly what you mean."
-what does that mean
-it's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input carrier signal
- W H A T D O E S T H A T M E AN
You think that this YTP is one of the top YTP's in the world,
obviously you are mistaken .
Find yourself another job
Some Guy On You Tube how about I give you crap?
Zara Vass You think i like being handed crap?
Obviously you are mistaken.
Take the red pill
Zara Vass Take the blue pill.
*puts on shades* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! So, this is the spin-off CSI: Matrix?
I didn't know Morpheus knew magic tricks...
2:37 i laugh every time
**thump**
"You can't scare me with this-"
**THUMP!**
(gets scared)
*Grins*
Sameeee
It's even funnier at 2x speed.
3:47 no matter what she’s just gonna keep saying
“TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT”
This Matrix YTP series is how I like YTPs: less SUS SOS jokes and random noises, more structure and dialog. It's really enjoyable to see familiar characters say strange things to each other.
Yes many ytp are... garbage
*NEO:* morpheus what's happened to me, what is this place?
*MORPHEUS:* more important than what is when...
*NEO:* when?
*MORPHEUS:* what is more important than when...
*NEO:* when?
*MORPHEUS:* what!
*NEO:* when?
*MORPHEUS:* what!
*NEO:* what's happened?
*MORPHEUS:* more important than what is what
*NEO:* *looks confused*
roflmao xD
Ayyy, I think we watched the same vid
Sebastian J how can you tell?
I vaguely recall similar things being said. But maybe I’m reading to much into it.
That cleared everything up
Morpheus: This is the main deck.
Neo: **Pukes**
Morpheus: **surprised face**
It's designed to disrupt your input-output-input-output-output-input-input-output-carrier signals
by far the most underwatched video on the internet
3:22 was perfect editing. Well done.
"In one life you're garbage
In the other you are a landlady"
Sounds like a solid life
The part where he went into the wrong office.. and the one where the folder was slammed on the table more heavily oh god ☺
Hahah yeah I died xD
"this is gonna feel, a little weird *Injects Matrix stick into back of Neo's head*"
*Neo Dies*
"You have problems, Anderson".
Alpaca, one of the best, well-made, and original (no "cocks" and only one "sauce") YTPs I've ever seen. You deserve way more subs and views.
Thank you my friend for making me laugh.
And thank you for that comment, i tire of perverted ytp-jokes, i want jokes with brain behind them, and this is exactly what im looking for. Cracks me up on and on, not by just playing one scene back and forth for 20 seconds. hoffy and marklar are pretty good at this too. Most other youtube poopers are just always the same.
However a rickroll.