[YTP] The Matrix Uploaded
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Neo's life has become chaos. Neo gets in trouble at work for wasting time on speed clicking games. Agent Smith then arrests Neo and takes away his finger, so he can bargain for Neo's garbage. Switch wants Neo to take his shirt off. Morpheus does some magic tricks with pills, and reveals to Neo the horrible truth about the purpose of the Matrix.
The time has come to free your mind and see a world without rules... editing rules. I am happy to finally show this to you and I hope you enjoy. There will be 2 more parts to come, as well as related, shorter videos. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
I actually started this project last year and I would've uploaded it but I got so busy with other projects like Spider-Man that I didn't fully finish it until recently. Each time I came close to finishing, iMovie froze, corrupting the project, and I would have to start again. That happened 3 times! I finally managed to complete it. Then it sat in my "completed" folder until I finally decided to upload it. I forced myself to upload it next by giving it a cameo in my Iron Man video ("Titanium Man Likes Cheeseburgers").
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
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"How do you know all this?!!"
"I am Morpheus."
Reasonable answer
u r mistaken
it s a honour to meet you!!
*21 I'm batman!*
Obviously you are mistaken.
"Do you know who this is?"
"Phone call..."
Honestly, I expected him to just say "No"..
@@Paraclete333 i honestly hoped there was a call back to the "you are mistaken" audio bit. i would have died 😂
Obviously you are mistaken.
Stfu filthy weeb
Dramatic music...
Phone call
"Mr Anderson, you're garbage"
What a way to end an argument
And he looks so pleased with himself after he says it 😂😂😂
*YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*ᵂᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵈᵉᵃˡ·*
Keevashin Naidoo I like how even Neo is like “shit, he got me there”.
There is just no counter argument for that haha
Take off your shirt.
-No
*Gets shot*
Take off your shirt.
-Fine
goldfish
The_Ironic_goldfish lmao
The_Ironic_goldfish
You 666 likes
Shoes
"In one life, you're garbage"
"That sounds really good"
"In the other life, you're a landlady"
"(ashamed nod) yeah..."
Garbagggggggg
"One of these lives has a future"
"You're here because we need your garbage"
@@chandlersbryant4047
That sounds like a really good deal, but I think I got a better one. How about I give you crap
@@starset4life175 And you Give me my right finger
You disappoint me
You can't scare me, I know my crap, I want my right finger
Mr. Anderson You're Garbage YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hates himself. Hates landlords more. Neo is a zoomer.
"You believe I make myself clear?"
"Yes Mr -"
"You are mistaken."
If you choose to
- *click* -
find yourself another job.
Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about I give you the f-
@@rufousthefox9766 -- find yourself another job.
@@allyouneedtoknow8135 One of my favorite bits of this video 😂
-Welcome Neo... as you no doubt have guessed, I'm your mom.
-It's an honor to meet you.
-No.
no
You are mistaken.
+Dakota Woloschuk you are mexican s his mind ima report you play as earl johnson ok hope your not talking
Legion i imagine that right now you are a feeling a bit like a rabbit
my sides.
In one life, you're garbage
That's really good
In the other life you're a landlady
*YEAH*
you're here because we need your... *garbagggge*
@@NoNameAtAll2 Wow, that sounds like a really good deal... But I've got a better one: how about I give you crap, and you give me my right finger?
Mr. Anderson, you’re garbage
*YEEAAAAAHHH*
I literally pooped it was so funny. I mean, I was on the toilet and couldnt go. So it was fine.
It kind of sounds like he said “you’re dating a landlady” in the other one...
4:28
Morpheus:do you like one direction neo
Neo:no
Morpheus:why not
Neo:because i don’t like crap
Morpheus:I know exactly what you mean
Neo=normal ppl
Thank you. I could not understand that without your help.
@@tainuisept9155 sarcasm?
@@bardia-mn4vz No. I do enjoy sarcasm but this time I honestly could not understand what I heard.
because i don’t like crap lol
"All that we're asking in return is your garbage"
"Wow that sounds like really good deal"
"But I think I've got a better one."
"How about I give you crap, and you give me my right finger."
+NeoDragoon93 "You disappoint me"
"You disappoint me."
*Slam*
"You can't scare me with this-"
*SLAM*
[Neo jumps]
I laughed so hard. If there's a YTP hall of fame, this deserves to be in it.
Me two
same
Me three
Tailsthehacker01
What happened to Spike?
O_O
TBH when he slam the papers down I jumped
My TH-cam app crashed just after Morpheus said "no one can be told what the matrix is" it made the video even funnier
Achievement get! Reach 100 Likes on one comment. I am your 100th Liker.
@@nickle2277 who asked
@@knox1392 I felt like pointing it out at the time, coz I thought "screw it, why not".
@@nickle2277 Hey sorry I didn't get the notification for you first comment
(Actually I had completely forgotten about this comment I posted, I had no idea it had so many likes)
But thanks, that's nice :)
@@Orangibus That's alright, friend. But holy Hell, the Likes on your comment TRIPLED since the time I Liked it!
Morpheus: "Do you like One Direction, Neo?"
Neo: "No."
Morpheus: "Why not?"
Neo: "Because I don't like crap."
Morpheus: "I know exactly what you mean."
Brilliant.
I could listen to Hugo Weaving say "Garbage" all day
Also me
Wait, I'm not alone in focusing on how he says garbage?
@@spacecat3198 the original comment was 8 yrs ago, we don't even know if the original guy is still alive.
Agent: *slams a book*
Neo: you can't scare me with this...
Agent: *MEGA SLAM*
Neo: (gets scared XD)
my god that part got me XDDDD
Same bro 😂
What's more scary is how long it takes for him to untie it
Same dude right here
2:38
Rofl
this is the main deck
*instantly vomits*
RealMetalGaming #HumansAgainstMainDecks
Me on an airplane
"It's designed to disrupt your input output input output output ouput output input output input output carrier signal."
Jinigosoti Game-Clips What does that mean?
Adrian H. take off your shirt.
It means buckle your Kansas Dorothy, Cause your seatbelt is going bye bye.
"This is the main deck"
*Neo Pukes*
Jinigosoti Game-Clips Obviously, you are mistaken.
“Its an honor to meet you”
“No”
"You have a problem,Mr Anderson"
Says the guy who's been addicted to CLICK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*_clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick_*
CLICC
Do you have a problem with CLICJ
"Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy, because this seatbelt is goin' bye bye"
1st life: *garbage*
2nd life: *landlady*
Obviously you are mistaken
@@CalumHGaming lol
All he’s asking for: landlady’s garbaggge
how relateable
_clap_
you cant scare me
*CLAP*
_recoils in terror_
Daniel Cannata epic
Watching this at 3 am in the morning shit woke me up lol
cattata01 YT-_- Lol
"You can't scare me with this"
*Slams it harder* xD
Take off your shirt.
+NeoLedah "you have a problem Mr.Anderson".
+Adam Buri ?
Laughing so hard I am crying.
do you know what sound it is on 3:40?
Probably the best "clean" YTP I've seen.
Kyle Kringle explain clean
Selfish Stockton Probably without stupid editing for repetition or just weird noises
@@selfishstockton6123 No cursing or adult jokes.
@@williamjacobik7966 stupid repetition? Why u watch ytps then
@@carpet163 if it's done right like in this video th-cam.com/video/DZz4eUVQWDQ/w-d-xo.html it's fine
*Runs into wrong office*
"You got problems Mr.Anderson"
He's special
The rules do not apply to him.
"At some point in the early 21st Century, all of mankind marvelled at my magnificence as I gave birth to machines."
- Morpheus
"Eggs" - Morpheus
Morpheus's eggs gave birth to the machines, and he did that like a rabbit. Mystery solved.
+Marcelo Gabriel Obviously, you are mistaken
+Pizza Time I've seen you before. I think it was at a twinkiwman video.
Elias Bischoff you are mistaken
*Phone Rings*
"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
*Suspense Music*
"Phone call..."
"The matrix?"
"NO, NEO"
Eggs
Sausage 😏
Pancakes
"Let me out!"
"No, Neo."
"EYAYAYAYAYAYAYA-"
Gets me everytime.
He took the news well
missed opportunity:
"If you take the blue pill, the story ends. If you take the red pill, the story ends."
They're both drugs.
The missed opportunity is I didn’t say it would be easy Neo, I just said it would be Wonderland lol
@@Hideotic Nice lol
Neo takes both pills, and the video ends.
Twice.
"Do you want to know what I'm talking about?"
*nods*
"Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is"
*gets off*
"do you like one direction?"
Right now there's only only one rule
eat your pizza !
Obviously you are mistaken
You take the blue pill.
You take the red pill. (Pulls out blue pill)
You take the blue pill.
You take the red pill.
(Swops red pill for blue pill)
(Changes it back to the red pill)
(Switches sides of the pills)
Stop.. the crap.. Morpheus.
I died. 😂😂
Jamie Rodgers Then has two blue pills
I'll take all the
pills pillspillspills. If they are here.
Jamie Rodgers I am Morpheus
No, you're Patrick.
Easily the best part of the YTP.
"You take the red pill" *pulls out blue pill*
*Neo looks confused*
*BANG*
“You can’t scare me with this.”
*SLAM*
"In order to change a human being into a rabbit."
-Morpheus
This is how furry is made.
it's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input output carrier signal
That's pretty much the perfect description of the matrix
@toonshroom5586It means buckle your kansas, Dorothy. Cause your seatbelt is goin' byebye.
Morpheus:*puts a fking iron rod into Neo's head
Neo:*dies
Morpheus:*totally astonished how this could happen
Lmfaoooooooo
"This will feel a little weird"
@@somecommenter4256 7:01
This is pure gold. The interview scene is my favorite, very well edited. Everything from slamming the folder down on the table to "Mr. Anderson, you're garbage". Every time I see Hugo Weaving's face I hear him say "Garbage". Good on you man. This is the best Matrix YTP I've seen.
lobsterbox20 He could have worked in some Elrond lines. “Mr. Anderson must be destroyed!”
"You have problems Mr Anderson".
> Foreshadowing the entire series.
"Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy, 'cos your seat belt is going bye bye.."
I died when he plugged Neo in and looked shocked when he was dead XD
Cracked me tf up 😂
this is brilliant
*places paper on desk*
"you can't scare me with this"
*slams paper on desk*
*jumps out of chair*
Agent Smith: I actually can scare you with this. 😈
*slap*
'You can't scare me with this-'
*S L A M*
'T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S'
Nice crossover
Huh-huh-huh?
''My name is Captain Cock. I'm the emotional shock sent by life.''
I knew I wasn't the only one
That was so fucking good😂😂😂😂
Take off your shirt.
Lucas King Obviously, you are mistaken.
yes
What?
omg thats so wierd I'm a huge fan my guy
No u
PSY at the elevator...
Neo: What the hell do they want from me?
"I don't know but I sugest you get out of there."
Gen 6 Gaming LOL Ikr
Gen 6 Gaming Obviously, you are mistaken.
*YOUR SHIRT*
You have problems, Mr Anderson
”Do you like One Direction Neo?”
”No.”
”Why?”
”Because I don’t like crap.”
”I know exactly what you mean.”
- Do I make myself clear?
- Yes
- You are mistaken
"Time is always time" xD
/0\
More important than what is what
That can't be right, I thought time was never time at all, and you can never ever leave?
Maybe Billy Corgan took the blue pill?
No, its a Steel, Dragon Type. If ya know what I mean.
No. Times is also space
This video predicted John wick loosing his right finger.
LMAO
Sorry to ruin the fun, but that was his left finger he lost.
@@LeroyW70 Missed opportunity for you to say "you are mistaken".
@@HOTD108_ Dammit
You are mistaken
*bang*
"You can't scare me with this."
*BANG*
*Neo gets scared*
I laughed so hard at that part
Dyami Woods "I know exactly what you mean."
Dyami Woods same
If you choose to click, find yourself another job
+Prince Marth You believe that you are special.
digitivortex Obviously you`re mistaken
You believe that this job is one of the top software companies in the world.
digitivortex You can´t scare me, i know my crap
+Prince Marth You are very special. :3
Time is always *TIME*
My man Morpheus spittin facts
fwump
"You can't scare me wi-"
*FWUMP*
"Mr. Anderson, you're garbage"
YEEAAAAAAAHHH
Pizza Time he had the perfect face for that. smirk and everything. xD hugo is best actor
KronkyDonk And the smile of the agent 😂😂
"Do you like one direction, Neo?" "No." "Why not?" "Because I don't like crap." "I know exactly what you mean." I know exactly what you mean.
I want to know what are you talking about!
+NekitTheRagdoll first, you must know exactly what he means.
You are mistaken.
All I'm offering is wonderland, nothing more.
Take the red pill.
i like how Morpheus is so satisfied with himself when he shows Neo the trick with pills
1:38
“Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is?”
“Phonecall.”
Obviously you are mistaken
_*smiles_
*Stop the crap Morpheus*
_*smile fades away_
8:11 “I didn’t say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be easy.” his face after that is amazing
"STUS!" -Neo
you got problems Mr. Anderson xD
He edited it to where it seemed it was a deleted scene in yhe actual movie. Thats gold.
"You can't scam me. I know my crap. I want my right finger."
I think it was "You can't scare me."
Mr Anderson, you're garbage.
*Time is always time.*
*- Morpheus*
81 people didn't buckle their Kansas.
+NationSquid 82 people didn't take off their shirt.
+NationSquid All of mankind marveled at my magnificence!
+NationSquid now it's 91 people don't know their crap
71 people didn't take the red pill, and 41 people didn't have the look of a rabbit
I don't sense anything
*boom*
- You can't scare me with that.
*BOOM*
(Jumps in panic)
Teacher slams a book on my desk
*boom
Me:you can't scare with that
*BOOM*
Me in panic (jumped)
On the book #math
Me: aw shit here we go again
SLAM! :D
Morpheus: "Do you know who this is?"
(dramatic sting)
Neo: "...phone call?"
If you believe this video is garbage......
You are obviosly mistaken
You are garbage
+_MaZ_ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Devilforce988 find yourself another job
Thaloniel
I thought I could,but I was obviously mistaken
@Adam Wilson you are obviously mistaken
Buckle your
Kansas
Dorothy, 'cause
Your seatbelt
Is goin' bye bye.
I'm talking about EGGS.
*HowToBasic wants to know your location*
I am howtobasic
Exeter everywhere.
All around us.
*Even now, in the Matrix.*
Oh no.
Eggs are everywhere. All around us. Even now, in the matrix.
@@scammbledeggs2707 You think we wouldn't notice you
but we did
8:11
Morpheus: I didn't say it would be easy Neo, I just said it would be easy . . .
Neo: STUS!
IWANAWA AWAWWA AWAWAWAWW
StUs... lmao
8:16
8:16 Stus is actuall russian real name
"It's an honor to meet you."
"No."
Still a gem in 2019 miss ytp gold
Still a diamond in 2023
You have a problem with click?
No.
*Intensely clicks*
"Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy. Because your seatbelt is going bye bye."
To be honest, every friggen line is hilarious so I can't choose just one haha! This is by far one of the best YTPs on youtube!! :D no annoying rewind/playback crap! Until the very end of course...
“Hello Neo, You have guessed I am your Mom.”
24k gold
416 people didn’t take off their shirt.
738 and counting...
@@cubruce1103 775
It's necessary
@@killerdragon5584 1036
That pill bullshit was just great. So fucking ridiculous :D
xD ikr
Stop the crap, Morpheus.
+Bridget O'Neil Screw you Bridget.... i thought there was a hair on my monitor. :)
Bridget O'Neill omg that hair picture though :D You're a true troll :D
300th like
- What's happened to me?
- More important that what is when
- When?
- What is more important than when
- When?
- What?
- When?
- What?
- What's happening?
- More important than what is what
- [confused stare]
What the fuck are you smokeing...can I have some?
*slams the papers on the table*
Neo: You can't scare em with this
*slams the papers harder*
Neo: *gets scared by it*
*Smith smiles with satisfaction*
"The pill you took is part of a trace program"
"What does that mean?"
"It's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input output carrier signal"
"What does that mean?"
"It means we can pinpoint your location"
"What does that mean?"
"It means you need to back to nursery and learn basic English"
"What does that mean?"
"Take off your shirt"
ElfinPlatypus13 Gaming Obviously, you are mistaken.
Daniel Cannata find yourself another job.
"Time is always time" - Morpheus the Philosopher, 1999
Alpaca, one of the best, well-made, and original (no "cocks" and only one "sauce") YTPs I've ever seen. You deserve way more subs and views.
Thank you my friend for making me laugh.
And thank you for that comment, i tire of perverted ytp-jokes, i want jokes with brain behind them, and this is exactly what im looking for. Cracks me up on and on, not by just playing one scene back and forth for 20 seconds. hoffy and marklar are pretty good at this too. Most other youtube poopers are just always the same.
However a rickroll.
Morpheus: This is the main deck
Neo: *PUKES*
- In one life you're garbage.
- That sounds really good.
me irl
do I make myself clear?
yes si-
you are mistaken
if you think this is the top software company
you are mistaken
lol
Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy. Because your seatbelt is going bye bye. XD
[I'll sue ya plays]
*Squat walks into office*
"You have problems Mr. Anderson."
Love your sense of humor!
2:09
*NEO:* morpheus what's happened to me, what is this place?
*MORPHEUS:* more important than what is when...
*NEO:* when?
*MORPHEUS:* what is more important than when...
*NEO:* when?
*MORPHEUS:* what!
*NEO:* when?
*MORPHEUS:* what!
*NEO:* what's happened?
*MORPHEUS:* more important than what is what
*NEO:* *looks confused*
roflmao xD
Ayyy, I think we watched the same vid
Sebastian J how can you tell?
I vaguely recall similar things being said. But maybe I’m reading to much into it.
That cleared everything up
Morpheus: This is the main deck.
Neo: **Pukes**
Morpheus: **surprised face**
Morpheus: You take the red pill... You take the blue pill.
Neo: Stop the crap Morpheus!
I laughed harder than I should have!
Oh man, the part at 2:36 gets me every time!!! Love your vids, AlpacaHawk!
When everybody is copying lines from the video in the comments section you know that it's gonna be good
Take off your shirt.
@@CaveyMoth no
@@reddor fine
Or the comments are just lazy
Best Parts:
2:37-2:40
(Smith slams file on the desk)
NEO: You can't scare me with th-
(Smith slams the file on the desk even louder, scaring the crap out of Neo)
4:28-4:37
MORPHEUS: Do you like One Direction, Neo?
NEO: No.
MORPHEUS: Why not?
NEO: Cause I don't like crap.
MORPHEUS: I know EXACTLY what you mean.
7:31-7:44
MORPHEUS: This is the world as it exists today.
(changes the channel to Late Night With Jimmy Fallon where Ben Affleck is being interviewed and Fallon mentions that Affleck's going to play the role of Batman)
NEO: No! I don't believe it. It's not possible!
XD HILARIOUS!!!
the file on the desk was the best,never gets old LMAO
...do people really get that much pleasure by rewriting in the comment sections what everybody just saw?
Don't forget the pill!
"You have problems Mr Anderson".
Thx 4 clarifying he said one direction
7:27 - I like how Ben Affleck being Batman is portrayed as a tragedy in this YTP
and sadly he gone.
Lol yeah remember when that was announced? Everyone lost their minds. Turns out he was one of the better things about it the Snyder films.
"The inhibitor chip" hahaha awesome reference to the spider man movie which you also pooped
"... more important than _what_ is _what_ ..."
me: WHAT XD?
Levi Connor Wat?
Levi Connor W0T?
Levi Connor Y U S0 MLG BR4H?
Levi Connor D4YUM S0N.
Levi Connor Great Art!
Legends say he's still clicking his mouse on his computer to this day in his office.
You think that this YTP is one of the top YTP's in the world,
obviously you are mistaken .
Find yourself another job
Some Guy On You Tube how about I give you crap?
Zara Vass You think i like being handed crap?
Obviously you are mistaken.
Take the red pill
Zara Vass Take the blue pill.
I got Rick Rolled trying to watch a YTP. GODDAMMIT
RidesGD Twice
Nicholas Bainbridge ... whatever...
Same
"I don't like crap"
"I know exactly what you mean."
2:37 i laugh every time
**thump**
"You can't scare me with this-"
**THUMP!**
(gets scared)
*Grins*
Sameeee
It's even funnier at 2x speed.
The movie would have been so much better if it turned out Morpheus was working for the machines, wanting to turn all humans into rabbits!!
barbaro267 sas
or if Neo was a machine
barbaro267 or if Neo was Morpheus.
plot twist..... Neo is John Wick and Morpheus is just a hobo king... now the machines... them machines are more VR now, hmmm? HHHHMMM?
Sus
Such fun, even if it started to lack a bit towards the end, definitely one of the best comedy edits I've seen.
by far the most underwatched video on the internet