@@robothunter1035 But you're forgetting something: "Haruki Fujimoto is a sucky dancer, and he totally eats it, big time. Doctors, (those rich fuckers, rar raar, at least those ones in the Western World), think HIS dancing is way better than yours".
@@Skank_and_Gutterboy also proves the point better, you can't hide a cord in mid-air but you can have a hidden cord running to a off-screen generator in the desert
I love how you have all this fun sentence-mixing, then you just have a logo silently wiggling around at 3:03. It's such a non-joke that it cracked me up
This has to be one of the most brilliant ytp nuggets ever to me. This kind of thing separates Noisepuppet in my mind from all the others. His ytps aren't just random clips of crap mashed together. Every single edit has purposeful comedy built in.
Not too long ago, I was at a gas station somewhere between Farmington NM and Albuquerque struggling to stay awake. I saw that brand of antifreeze on the shelf and my mind was still functional enough to recall the marmot.
I never knew Evel Kneivel was the Devil. Anyhoo, that NASCAAC race is one I look forward to every year, and this time it's on a special TUUT! I've also been thinking about buying the Ford Continental Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V
These videos, when made so beautifully like here, just make my evenings so damn eventful, specially after work & whilst lying down before going to sleep 😂 .. #godblessyou ❤️
Dammit NP, once again your uploading right when I'm going to bed. This is the holy of holiest. Nothing in this world makes me laugh so hard as your poops. I may just have to comment again tomorrow, when I can type from an actual keyboard rather than on my phone
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"Me, I use memes."
"♪ MEEEEEMES ♪"
+thapoint09 You want more memes? Fuck yourself.
Are you using MEMES today?
"Doctors in the western world think his dancing is better than yours"
Well, you're not wrong
You know, I can probably dance as well as Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly... but I'd need a miracle to equal or surpass Haruki Fujimoto.
Alan Palgut
What you need is clearly bread that has fewer calories than white people, yet tastes like japanese dancers.
"Doctors are rich fuckers. RooR, RooR... Rough."
@@netako "This is Fresh-As-Fuck"
Yer comment made me sit the bong down
Thought I was just too high
“It has less calories than regular white people, yet tastes like Japanese dancers.” 😂👍
It's fresh as fuck too! 😃
@@robothunter1035 But you're forgetting something: "Haruki Fujimoto is a sucky dancer, and he totally eats it, big time. Doctors, (those rich fuckers, rar raar, at least those ones in the Western World), think HIS dancing is way better than yours".
@@shawnfields2369 Soss.
@@robothunter1035 Sausages.
because your diet SHOULD be people!
Freddy’s bride: Teet.
Freddy: I am?
Announcer: TEET. Lel.
This is absolutely amazing editing, imho.
Back when they'd do dumb shit like jump out of a plane to prove that a drill was cordless
I love how that’s not even part of the poop itself lol
I don't believe it, there must be a generator hidden behind the skydiver.
makes me wonder if they did it to dispute rumors of the drill being secretly wired
I guess that's more exciting than driving out into the desert.
@@Skank_and_Gutterboy also proves the point better, you can't hide a cord in mid-air but you can have a hidden cord running to a off-screen generator in the desert
He's miles from the nearest McDonald's.
You can still use the Black & Decker cordless power drill rill
Then you’re in Arizona.
Paperking99
He’s dead
@@AlanPalgut When it's so cold you've frozen solid, that's sexy.
When it's so hot you're blowing pots that's the mark of cool
THAT'S a marmot.
How does noisepuppet not have more views? This is consistently the best ytp since cs188 imo
StudiosOfAwesome me too
Hidden gem
U already had me at the distorted intro with the wedding music 😆😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment 😂
"Doctors are rich fuckers. Rah Rah"
0:21 Probably my fave ytp bit.
"The NY Museum of Your Mom."
Sounds Noice.
Underrated insult
As long as it's free of charge.
Thx thought I was too high. Lol
I lose it everytime i hear it
I love how you have all this fun sentence-mixing, then you just have a logo silently wiggling around at 3:03. It's such a non-joke that it cracked me up
Notice that it says "ƆOC".
...I don't dare say more.
"New York Life:
'Teet. Lel.' "
This has to be one of the most brilliant ytp nuggets ever to me. This kind of thing separates Noisepuppet in my mind from all the others. His ytps aren't just random clips of crap mashed together. Every single edit has purposeful comedy built in.
"Because your diet should be people." Spoken like a true prophet.
Noiseprophet.
When it's so cold you're frozen solid.
*wsh wsh wsh*
That's sexy.
@@HouseOfFunQM *wsh wsh wsh*
That's the mark of cool!
When you're eating ass holes and you're still going strong
@@jeffcarroll1990shock *wsh wsh wsh* That's your erection
That's the marmots.
I thought he say thats sexist
This is fresh as fuck.
And it didn't look like fucking Mexico
+Michelangelo Hamato Let's f*ck it.
+OddRobb I could die from diarrhea.
+Chica the Chicken Okay.
John Houseman saying “your mom”: priceless.
I was taking a sip of water right when it started and I literally spat it everywhere when I heard him say sausages 😂😂😂
I don’t feel like people who use emojis should watch ytp. It’s like two cartoons doing a crossover but their styles clash way too much
The one fresh horizons commercial was so ahead of its time, especially with the shots featuring Haruki Fujimoto.
Not too long ago, I was at a gas station somewhere between Farmington NM and Albuquerque struggling to stay awake. I saw that brand of antifreeze on the shelf and my mind was still functional enough to recall the marmot.
"That's the marmot!"
“Your chish? Around your spips?”
"When you're eating assholes and still going strong, that's your erection" - I'm dead xD!
What a coincidence! I have a hard time shaving my spips too!
For me it's really tough under my nose... on my chisht... and especially my dick and around my asshole
@@AlanPalgut ways he says asshole cracks me up
That Goodyear synth riff at 3:07 is a banger
poop some 90's commercials in an attempt to make some of us feel old
+SmashLiXs I can do more but in the meantime there's this
th-cam.com/video/I_o0BLde7cc/w-d-xo.html
noisepuppet that convinced me that you should do early 00's too
+noisepuppet I'd love to see some Nickelodeon shit. Cartoon Network didn't have exactly hammy commercials.
Chica the Chicken they had people dress up as cartoon characters though
He did it!
Man, this one was absolutely fantastic.
That Continental Mark V is pretty sweet. And these poops are getting eerily seamless.
Such classic, brilliant noisepuppet work.
1:41 "HOHO WOOW- Look at this evil, motherf**ker!"
He's the devil!
*Transends thousands of universes and returns*
3:13 Red Foreman’s favorite tire company
"Freddy..."
"Huh?"
"Teet."
"I am...??" 😓
Good to see "Toot" still hasn't gone out of style!
idk why I'm recommended 5 years later but I love it
1:54-2:24 you sentence mixed john houseman. my life is complete.
Teat. Lal.
"Me? I use memes. Meeeeeeemes!"
want more memes? chock yourself.
Memes. The DNA of the soul.
2:32
you pour dirty oil into your ass, that’s what happens when your ass gets dirty, it starts to die
02.40 Oh my god, I loved the Ideal NFL Team reference. I was actually watching that again earlier today! High five, man.
9thDallasMowerExpo Beautiful parrot. “S i t t h e r e t h e w h o l e g a m e”
uncle noisepuppet what were the 70s like?
They were a lot better than now because there was no Twilight no golden raspberry Awards nothing like that
That was an X-parrot.
That man is dead. Lol.
@@AlanPalgut He's pushing up daisies!
0:47 One of the funniest commercials ever done by the beloved noise puppet. ❤️
THAT'S THE MARMOT!!
The shavin' one gets me every time! Gotta be the way feller says "asshole".
"Eyss-HOULE"
why can't real commercials be this fummy?
people might actually pay attention to them..
Japanese commercials
The warped music and SFX always gets me.
I never knew Evel Kneivel was the Devil. Anyhoo, that NASCAAC race is one I look forward to every year, and this time it's on a special TUUT! I've also been thinking about buying the Ford Continental Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V Mark V
well they don't call him Evel for no reason lmao
*HES THE DEVIL*
Mach 5 from speed racer
I always love your ytps. The only quality ytp'er I know of who is still releasing content. keep up the good work.
I want to open a Japanese restaurant and call it Fresh as Fuck
we use that zerex coolant in our shop lol! it's a valvoline branded antifreeze
Is it as sexy as the ad would lead one to believe?
Appleboy78165 it is!
And that's my marmots!
once again youtube gods recommends this video to me for a reason.
These videos, when made so beautifully like here, just make my evenings so damn eventful, specially after work & whilst lying down before going to sleep 😂 .. #godblessyou ❤️
Dammit NP, once again your uploading right when I'm going to bed. This is the holy of holiest. Nothing in this world makes me laugh so hard as your poops. I may just have to comment again tomorrow, when I can type from an actual keyboard rather than on my phone
My favorite YTP has to be this one.
0:10 is one of the most disturbing visuals I've seen in a YTP.
toot!
A special toot!
3:03 LOL the ABC Logo
It looks like a fish
ɔOc
BEAUTIFUL PARROT
_He'Ll JuSt SiT tHeRe ThE wHoLe GaMe_
@@AlanPalgut LoL
2:47 sus....sum of the muminimus
I'd hate to say it, but you are giving CS188 a run for his money. This is some pretty funny shit!
2:53 love when he said dick it just sounds seamless
0:00 distorted wedding music
"You're watching COC!"
John House Mouse does the voiceover on that Mach 5 Mach 5 Mach 5 commercial at 1:53. Yee.
It's a khaahk of tradition
@@noisepuppet shishon
"Your MooM! HeeH! He's uu s'eH! He's *dead* ."
Fresh as fuck
Fewer calories than regular white people, yet tastes like Japanese dancers.
Let's fuck it!
Thanks again. That’s definitely 1970’s. I remember some of those things ( unfortunately 🤣😂👍). Love it
1:22 This YTP in a nutshell
Lovely sentence mixing!
Freddie sure loves those sausages..and I mean he really LOVES them. Teet!
This is fresh as fuck
This is probably the most terrifying YTP I’ve ever encountered in the wilds of Yuuftaaaht.
DOCTORS THINK HIS DANCING'S BETTER THAN YOURS
Ok, this might be the most hilarious commercial YTP ever! XD
MEEMs
Yet another perfect YTP from the frerf snans.
0:22 killed me
I will never tire of hearing people having their sentences jumbled up so it sounds like they are saying 'hard cocks'. :D
Beautiful parrot.....hE’LL jUs siT tHeRe tHA whOLe gAme
Yes. Goodyear puts it's foot down on prices! Right now!
Your videos are better than my attempt.
You really stepped it up. Gold I say. GOLD!
Looking at that Continental makes me wonder how we ever drove and parked these long ass cars, but we did.
This was the best one in a long time! :D
0:39 He’s miles from the nearest McDonald’s 😂
2:50 that's my favorite part
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, TOOT!" 🤣🤣🤣
So many motor oil ads! DId those 70s lunkers guzzle oil too? Or did they just not have synthetic blends?
@@micahnewman bad rings and leaky valve cover gaskets were the norm 😆
omg... i hope you do 90s and early 00's commercials next lmaoo
You know its gunna be a good one when you laugh 20 seconds in.
I love it !more of the older stuff ,please!!
This bread sure is fresh as fuck
Ounce for ounce, it has fewer calories than regular white people, yet tastes like Japanese dancers.
1:22 fresh indeed
Heya!
that fresh horizons bread had wood pulp in it
Freddy, "teet" 😂😂
Sausages. YOI!
Dead parrot 🦜 😂
OMG, I'm laughing so hard I can't fucking breath!🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the morning laughs😄✌
My dad was watching the original unedited video of this just by random chance yesterday.
Where is the source of the unedited original video?
@@noahsaocmsandtvshws9340 I just found it! th-cam.com/video/WheXdCJefy0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=bTVPssB2_fr3WHnu
The opening was hilarious
2:56 thats a mad blunt edit right there 💀💀
For some reason I thought 1:32 was hilarious.
2:00 “nowww ... Owoowow”