You literally do everything right you win and come in first place and you also have a frenzy character you could name it like that but you only take 3 or 4 stars! LOL, I'll wait until they release multiplayer so I can play with my friends!
Sonic/splatoon Parry what are you even talking about how would I change your font, are you hearing yourself? Lol. And I guess you haven’t heard that one meme where people go like “Fake: ‘insert reason’ Gay: ‘insert reason’. That’s what I thought you were doing.
HOLY SHIT BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN AT ONE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're amazing my guy and I'm so happy I've been able to see you progress over such a long time. You a real one Bob. Amazing stuff
The year is 20xx. Everyone plays funky kong/flame runner at TAS level of perfection. Due to this, the item meta has gotten advanced to insane heights. The only ones who can stand up to this are the mach bike squad leaded by Emil, and Sword, being the only spear player left.
BTW In the year 20xx bob and the other karters have been sheltered on rainbow road, theorizing kart-only ultra shortcuts to eventually become top-tier.
Man, you have been my inspiration to practice and improve my karting skills, and It's nice to see that you finally got an ''official'' WR. Congratulations! :DDDD
Such a melancholic feel. While all the other characters are still alive in Mario Kart 8, Funky is in the Rainbow Road in the sky, all alone and beating time trials, and it makes him happy.
the best thing about these vids is that u can just count on one hand the number of seconds he isn't either drifting or boosting or taking a sc. so mich happens all the time. fascinating
Reluctantly crouched, at the starting line. Engines, pumping, and thumping in time. The green light flashes, the flags go up. Churning, and burning, they yurn for the cup- they deftly maneuver, and muscle for rank. Fuel burning fast on an empty tank. Reckless, and wild, they pour through the turns, paralysis potent, and secretly stern- as they speed through the finish, the flags go down, the fans get up, and they get out of town. The arena is empty, except for one man- still driving, and striving, as fast as he can. The sun has gone down, and the moon has come up, and long ago somebody left with the cup, but he’s still driving, and striving, and hugging the turns, while thinking of someone for whom he, still, burns.
Amazing, bob You would think that this is something like TAS AND you did it with a kart Absolutely amazing, this must’ve taken so much work and it was awesome to watch!
The music is so nostalgic for me, when I was 11 I spent weeks trying to beat that rosalina time from Nintendo in that wierd ass long car while being dry bowser with the flame flyer myself XD (I had no idea there were differences between characters of the same weight). I even discovered by myself you could skip that turn a bit before that starshot rainbow section. The sad part is never beat that rosalina time, always making mistakes etc. I did come very very close losing by 0.03 secs if recall it correctly. I was much faster in the first two laps, but mistakes were made in the final lap :'( Btw your time is godlike, with cuts I would never have found XD
![[MKWii] Rainbow Road 2:22.485 (TAS)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cIOTjqvtyno/mqdefault.jpg)
Funky Kong is having the time of his goddamn life
He Just Kidnapped A Child And Is Now Driving Off.
@@CGethins r/lossofalovedone
CGethins lmao
@@CGethins exactly 😂
LMFAO
Guy playing: There is so much pressure on me, I have to beat this record!
Funky Kong: AYAYHAHA LETS GO YAHOO!
Olololololey
COUGH NUT!
Check My Playlist I thought you said Funky Kong not Mario
Hahaha yep
Imagine hearing that for hundreds or thousands of hours or however long it took him to get there
Her: I only like guys who take big risks
Me:
Yeeter Peter underrated af
Also she: I like boys with black hair and dark eyes
Me - Has blonde hair and blue eyes
;(
HoizhockaAUT - Gaming und co huh
poochfruit I know sad life ;(
I was about to write the exact same
Amazing
You're here well then HEY TROY
Hi there
You wish you could be that amazing with a Kart ;)
HEY TROYY
Troy omg
1:48 I swear to god he says "im gonna nut"
I hear I'm nuts
Moobo so fucking true
Mega Hybrid are you trying to act older by saying that or are you just saying that
Hahahaha
Mega Hybrid yeah but you said “kids are pretty dirty minded these days” like some old ass boomer
“There may not be many athletes left named Bob, but there’s at least one who is a Rainbow Road champion” - Summoning Salt
Can't believe Jon Bois didn't include him in Chart Party! ☹️
The Bob thing was actually from an episode of Jon Bois’ chart party
00F Yes, I know
Jon bois
Normies
Friend: Hey dude want to play Mario Kart?
Me: You've made a grave mistake.
😂
o
@@zxorizonn_3111 h
Oh my god that ghost needs to stop, he's giving me anxiety.
😂
I’m second
ikr
the phantom of funky kong
Hey man I have to point out that your choice of profile picture being a slice of bread is absolutely hilarious
mario kart tour: you only got 3 stars on that
You literally do everything right you win and come in first place and you also have a frenzy character you could name it like that but you only take 3 or 4 stars!
LOL, I'll wait until they release multiplayer so I can play with my friends!
@@PonchoYT. haha u can do like me and uninstall fast, the multi mode gonna be 10 dolls per month xd, they said it.
@@xenakis7760 really? OK I'm gonna uninstall it😂
I'm. Not joking
the one who saw it all no way! i’m not about that
Fake, didn't fall off the track at least 175 thousand times.
ᅚᅚ Gay, raced a ghost who’s character was also a male.
ᅚᅚ what did you do to my writing!? The font changed while I was typing this!
Also ur joke wasn’t funny
The Ackee Plant your joke also wasn’t funny.
Sonic/splatoon Parry what are you even talking about how would I change your font, are you hearing yourself? Lol. And I guess you haven’t heard that one meme where people go like “Fake: ‘insert reason’ Gay: ‘insert reason’. That’s what I thought you were doing.
The Ackee Plant I said while I was TYPING also I was replying to the ?? Guy.
HOLY SHIT BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN AT ONE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're amazing my guy and I'm so happy I've been able to see you progress over such a long time. You a real one Bob. Amazing stuff
Emil 595 Hi
Sup Emil 595
Emil 595 rip that one kid who does not know corse words
all theres missing is a couple of 1's in between the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Incredible, massive achievement
NMeade5 Hi
*w o w*
yes indeed
WHAT
Hi NMeade5
Aaaaaand there goes all the 2016 world records. Good job, Bob!
Zdlouks but there still lie a 2015
wiewiur games Canada
wiewiur games what makes you curious
wiewiur games haha lol I live in Canada but my name is Polish. I didn’t realize what you meant sorry. You were right
wiewiur games epic you too
my 10-year old self is QUAKING
GOD
Better get to work!
Anthony Ouellet nO
@Anthony Ouellet Yes, Kaede had that WR
No one:
Funky Kong: YAHHHHHHOOOO AHAHAHAAHAH HOOOOHOOOO WOAHHHHHH
Killian Barrans KASHAAAAAA
I don’t like Lgbt people No one:
This idiot Homophobic: DoNt WrItE tHaT
日本人でも意味分かって草
ALOLOLOLOLOLOLAEEEE
AAAAAH LOLOLOLOL WATCHA YEEEAAAH YAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAA
Funky Kong is like
*_I am speed_*
Zekfen Jr
Funky Kong: *"You underestimate my fastness"*
How does this have likes
More like he's *on* speed
Even better
I have the need
.
.
.
THE NEED FOR SPEED
🤣🤣🤣
Mom: You have 2 minutes and 25 seconds till you go to bed
Bob:
haha
ha
ah
Wryy
*WWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
The year is 20XX. Everyone is using Funky Kong Flame Flyer and taking perfect lines with orange mini turbos after every drift.
Hat Slapper
*11 hours ago*
🤔
2038: All anroids have been qualefied as "undersiables"
The year is 20xx. Everyone plays funky kong/flame runner at TAS level of perfection. Due to this, the item meta has gotten advanced to insane heights. The only ones who can stand up to this are the mach bike squad leaded by Emil, and Sword, being the only spear player left.
@@gonchalorio4674 and then Mr.TAS comes into the room:
BTW In the year 20xx bob and the other karters have been sheltered on rainbow road, theorizing kart-only ultra shortcuts to eventually become top-tier.
What the hell is happening in this game right now :O Incredible Run!
Flamin' Funky Hi
Average no u
Its bloody insane how a damn kart holds Rainbows world record, I just find that insane to think about
0:30アーーハーーーーーーン！！！
たまに あぶなぁ〜い とか あぶなっ！
って聞こえて笑える
1:18 2:06
WOW HUGE CONGRATS! Another old wr gone, only a few pre-2017 left
Bryce Only 2 pre-2017 records are left, both from 2015
which 2 are that?
@@SlanderMonkey GV2 and rMC
Tree They’re Fox’s GCN Mario Circuit 1:30:798 and Leaf’s GV2 Glitch 51:319
Thanks both of you Bryce and Blame!
This is funky kong being FUNKY
YOU DID IT BOB! AN ACTUAL WR!!!!!! ALL THIS KARTING FINALLY PAYED OFF!!! GG!
Bob: How many shortcuts am I gonna take ?
Also Bob: Yes
The best track to have a wr on.
Great job Bob!
Honestly one of the most skilled runs I have ever seen by a human
First danish wr pogggg
Man, you have been my inspiration to practice and improve my karting skills, and It's nice to see that you finally got an ''official'' WR. Congratulations! :DDDD
2:06 ｱﾌﾞﾅｲ!!
I think I just shit my pants watching you do all of these nerveracking shortcuts
King of Karts with the WR! Congrats!!
Such a melancholic feel. While all the other characters are still alive in Mario Kart 8, Funky is in the Rainbow Road in the sky, all alone and beating time trials, and it makes him happy.
When Funky Kong said “YAHHHH” I felt that 😔🙏
Those racing lines AND HE GUTTER DROPS THIS IS INSANE
Nobody:
TH-cam:
*’wanna see a Mario Kart Rainbow Road world record?’*
Yes
Y E S
*Y E S*
Of course
Obviously
these consistent uploads are making me SO happy!!
Congratulations on 1,000,000 views! What an achievement.
oh shit 👀
@@BobKarter I forgot to say, but congrats, Bob!
I can’t even explain how much pain this course made me feel as a child
Me: Trying to play Mario Kart online
Me: Finds Japanese players
Japanese players:
YOOOO!!!!! I WAS JUST WATCHING THE OLD WR YESTERDAY THINKING WHEN WOULD THAT BE BEATEN... Nice job dude!!
the best thing about these vids is that u can just count on one hand the number of seconds he isn't either drifting or boosting or taking a sc. so mich happens all the time. fascinating
Reluctantly crouched, at the starting line. Engines, pumping, and thumping in time. The green light flashes, the flags go up. Churning, and burning, they yurn for the cup- they deftly maneuver, and muscle for rank. Fuel burning fast on an empty tank. Reckless, and wild, they pour through the turns, paralysis potent, and secretly stern- as they speed through the finish, the flags go down, the fans get up, and they get out of town. The arena is empty, except for one man- still driving, and striving, as fast as he can. The sun has gone down, and the moon has come up, and long ago somebody left with the cup, but he’s still driving, and striving, and hugging the turns, while thinking of someone for whom he, still, burns.
Me: Actually gets through the course.
Also me: YES! THIS IS THE WORLD RECORD HERE!
And also me: Completed course in 10 minutes.
Congratulations on 1M views bob to me this is still the greatest Mario kart record of all time
"Alllruhruhruhright!"
-Funky Kong, "Mario Kart Wii"
You deserve it Bob. I felt there was gonna be a WR soon wether it was by your or Ando! Great way to start off the year!
Her: come over
Him: i can’t i’m trying to speedrun Rainbow Road
Her: my parents aren’t home...
Him: *Rainbow Road becomes real life*
WTH, incredible run Bob! I never thought I would see Kaedae get beaten :o
Doctor: You have 2 Minuets and 25 Seconds left to live
Me: I’ve always wanted to break a record
Also Me:
a dripped out monkey floating in space driving a mustang
i fuckin love this game
Amazing, bob
You would think that this is something like TAS
AND you did it with a kart
Absolutely amazing, this must’ve taken so much work and it was awesome to watch!
Sub to Pewdiepie I mean karts have been faster for years.
I think you are the God of Mario Kart Wii. I can't believe that such rides can be done in rainbow road.🤠
He has a good kart, but I can’t stand him audio-wise. Too funky for me.
this made me laugh so much and idk why.
Congratulations man, well deserved WR!
This is what I’d expect to see when I’m high
*Bob is a legend*
The music is so nostalgic for me, when I was 11 I spent weeks trying to beat that rosalina time from Nintendo in that wierd ass long car while being dry bowser with the flame flyer myself XD (I had no idea there were differences between characters of the same weight). I even discovered by myself you could skip that turn a bit before that starshot rainbow section. The sad part is never beat that rosalina time, always making mistakes etc. I did come very very close losing by 0.03 secs if recall it correctly. I was much faster in the first two laps, but mistakes were made in the final lap :'(
Btw your time is godlike, with cuts I would never have found XD
this is so true
God damn Rainbow Road music slap, also very impressive run great job.
your friend: let's time trial race
you: oh no i'm terrible at time trial races
you during time trial races
No one:
Not a single soul:
Funky Kong meanwhile trying to break the WR on rainbow road: YAAHOOOO LETS GOOOO
ゴーストとやると気が散ってなかなか攻めれないんだけど笑
同士おらん？
他のレースゲーでもそうなる
yeah me too
それな
Pure, authentic skill. Youve done it again BOB!
何故かゴーストを応援してしまう
あるあるやんw
i cannot believe it that ghost funky kong was chasing after him
1:13 me trying to escape my responsibilities
I'm simply amazed at the skill you possess with this. Hats off to you, Bob!!!
BYE KAEDAE
KADEA IS GONE
Bye Kaedemi
🦀🦀🦀
KAEDEAD
---------------
IS GONE!
So this is the Bob Duncan experience
No one:
Not a single person in exsestence
Funky Kong : OO HOO OOH YEAH GO NUTS WOO HOO
*The race starts*
My friend: Ok Let's go! Good Luck!
Me: Ok i'm finished
🤣
Me: bet you £5 I’m faster at time trials
This guy:
It’s cool to see how optimistic these runs are :)
This is my parents driving to the airport at 4am for a 6pm flight
The sweat dripping down this man’s face as he realized he was about to earn a world record on the hardest mario kart track... Legendary.
When you first get your drivers licenses
I'm the only one who gave her chills every time she focused on the world
No one:
Lakitu 1:21 : ↪️❌
Imagine what it was like to see that ghost eek ahead for a second on lap three
wait a minute, i thought bikes were superior in this game
Well they generally are, but on this specific course, it's more advantageous to use the kart, especially for the shortcut at the start of each lap...
I’m pretty high on the rainbow road ranking, but I didn’t know about this...
Good job!
Who else expected to see some summoning salt glitches
When bae says she’s home alone...
By the way great job on the Speed Run! 👍
最近車で更新多くね？
Haha Asian
Trollinator 2000 草
@@calendarfactory8566 なにー？ネットでいきがってるーー？？
nekodora kun same
@@calendarfactory8566 アジア人馬鹿にしとんのか？
I knew you were going to make it but I was still anxious as hell during the entire thing
Flash:im the fastest living thing in the universe!
Funky kong: hold my banana
Did not see this coming, literally predicted Ando would get this a week ago first Congrats man
Everyone in this comment section haven’t played Mario kart for at least 7 years, filthy casuals
LOL
That hurt
That's what I call making a statement! Congrats man! Looking forward to future improvements!
I wanted to skip ten seconds ahead but he was already done
Absolutely insane man, I knew you'd get it eventually but wow what a run!
I thought not falling off rainbow road was a myth
It's easy not to fall off.
I saw this video 10 years ago in game leaderboards. Nostalgiaaaa🤩
Kæft det er godt :)
Oh my god thats incredible !
I totally wasn't expecting that but since your the god of karts !
Who wants funky Kong in the next Mario Kart Game?
Me xd
Congrats for 1 million views Bob!
When she says shes Home alone
Me:
YOU FINALLY GOT IT YES I'M SO PROUD OF YOU