I just imagine this guy like while everyone is having this heart-full sad moment as tony passes away, he just pops in. “Excuse me sorry coming threw..” He shuffles threw the crying crowd and finds the spot the great purple grape stood and pulls out a dust pan and sweep sweep sweep don’t mind me
*continued from original comment* a- and I must have passed out b- b- because you were gone and Doctor Strange was like "we've been gone 5 years we've gotta help them" a- a- and he started doing the yellow sparkly thing he does a- a- hey what are you doing? Oh *gets a hug*
Time stamps for mobile users! 0:50 explaining End Game and the ashes 8:38 let's get down to business 14:34 Thanos ashes 18:33 Ebony maw 21:59 Proxima Midnight 24:09 corvus glave 28:54 call obsidian 32:35 chitauri 35:19 chitauri leviathans 38:53 chitauri giant dogs 40:59 sakaaran 43:32 Pleasure doing business
I want to ashes to add to my collection of large purple creatures that have since been forgotten. Grimace and Barney are upon my nightstand as we speak.
Imagine ur dad goes down in the basement and locks the door every night and just whispers for a straight hour, and you finally find out what he is doing.....😂
Rift: So how are you gonna pay Me? Me: (Hands over item) Rift: The eye of Agamatto. I'm not gonna ask how you got this... Me: (thinks back to knocking out Strange and taking the eye) Also me: ebay
I didn't think it was that good. First part was OK then got quite slow with the time travel then the ending was shit because none of the heroes actually beat him iron man just tricked him. It's quite a disappointing end to the saga imo.
I have a good suggestion! The workers at Arkham are having an election/vote over what should power the many electronics that are not organic like the building itself, you can also have cameos by people not of the building. Captain Carter askes you to vote for carboard solar panels, Corvus askes you to vote for a wind turbine of beaks, Margaret wants biomass, the Fishman guy wants Algae biofuel or hydro, ect... It could be funny.
been watching for years nightly, just wanted to say that ive realized for the billionth time that you choose to take less ad money by not doing preroll or mid video ads that interrupt people trying to actually fall asleep so i will like every video i watch (every single one) until i forget that fact again thank you, pls continue to gift thousands of us with your asmr forever ;) (or until you get tired of it :p)
Holy mother of pearl why did I go and watch an explanation video for endgame when I could've come here for the literal B E S T explanation ever oh my god
Some guy commented about doing an RE4 Merchant role play. In RE4, that theme “serenity”, brings back such an indescribable nostalgia. If ER did a merchant role play with that theme (or without music because of copyright is understandable), that would be outstanding
@@ZoFlowTV unlikely. the original actor for iron man (robert downey jr) has left working on marvel after endgame due to his contract going out. killing him was the best way to show that he was gone and he is gonna be away from here on out. (same situation with captain america but not with death of course)
I'd imagine the Avengers he had in a bag in the previous Infinity War video just re-appeared in whoever he sold it to's house with a bag over their head
When you name folders on you computer “child porn” and the FBI agents open it up and see all of your shrek 5 spoilers: “They played us like a damn fiddle!”
:D Venttorin used the sketch as a bookmark closing the book; he stood stretching. He'd been up for hours, researching well into the morning and hadn't eaten or shaved. He took stock of himself....
I know a lot of people request character performances, but I have to say that your look in this vid really gave me some strong Joseph Seed vibes from Farcry 5. Don’t know if you’ve played it, but I think it would be interesting to see your take, especially given your insights into religion in the past. As always, great work Rift!
Literally just killed Joseph 5 minutes ago lmao but yeah I agree with you, there is definitely a resemblance. Appearance-wise, at least. I don't think ER is mentally insane.
I had to wait for my pay day to go see the movie and now that I’ve finally seen it I’m being consumed by everything that’s Endgame related. Thank you for this, now I can sleep to Endgame content.
Don’t want to be annoying but there were four snaps. First to wipe out 50% of living beings, Second to destroy the stones, third to bring back the 50% that was previously snapped, and fourth to kill Thanos and his army
At this point I‘m convinced uncle Rift is actually Loki in disguise. So that’s what he‘s been doing all the time since he disappeared with the tesseract...
FBI: Hands up we’re we can see them we have you surrounded and know that your a seller of ashes Rift: (Uses infinity stone to get out) FBI: Aw dang another bites the dust...
A little question I have... if (example) I have multiple little bags of Dr Strange ashes, and then the Hulk’s snap takes place... would I have a ton of mini Dr Stranges or a bunch of bags filled with blood and stuff?
So I got some new ramen noodles and I used Thanos instead of the chicken-flavored spice packet they give and omg I haven't felt this inevitable in a looong time. Thanks man!
I just imagine this guy like while everyone is having this heart-full sad moment as tony passes away, he just pops in.
“Excuse me sorry coming threw..”
He shuffles threw the crying crowd and finds the spot the great purple grape stood and pulls out a dust pan and sweep sweep sweep don’t mind me
Skipper Yeet if you haven’t seen it yet thats your fault
Skipper Yeet you should expect spoilers on a endgame theme video bud
Skipper Yeet because someone who hasn’t seen endgame WONT watch a vid about endgame lol
@@adam_woody7604 It's a video about Endgame why would anyone go into the comments thinking there won't be spoilers?
@@adam_woody7604 The video literally talks about the end of the movie, what're you talking about
So... Doctor Strange turned into a stoner and traded his Eye of Agamoto for some Thanos kush? The plot of Doctor Strange 2 already sounds intriguing
YunaChanify I was thinking that ‘cause why does he look so much like doctor strange??
Bicycle Boi used Spasm... It wasn't very effective...
Your about 2 months early
They say the movie is a horror film, so I really want to see how the hell these 2 situations link
Well if he became thanos then he’d get all the infinity stones and then use the duplicated stones for earth.
So if I mix that Thanos ash in my coffee and drink it, will I become inevitable?
Studies actually showed Thanos ashes to not cause inevitability, it was all a scam
She will turn purple
This is awesome.
You will become a member berry
You'll grow a huge purple nutsack on your chin.
Not worth it, fam :/
Rift, you'll not believe what's been happening. So remember when we were in space, and I got all dusty?
you gotta pay for that sir
@@blobthing4622 Pay for what?
The copyright strike issued by Iron Ma- oh wait...
*continued from original comment* a- and I must have passed out b- b- because you were gone and Doctor Strange was like "we've been gone 5 years we've gotta help them" a- a- and he started doing the yellow sparkly thing he does a- a- hey what are you doing? Oh *gets a hug*
I cried a bit on that part just a bit
If I consume Thanos’ ashes, will my chin do the thing?
Plink the Necrobird 😂 "do the thing" ...cracked me up
Yes
Oh my god comedic gold
*the thing*
Oh you mean turn into a purple nutsack? Yes absolutely.
Is he back to explain why all of the ashes we bought either disappeared or turned into body parts...?
Nothing of sort unfortnatly
Thanos' ashes = grape kool-aid powder.
C J thanos ashes > grape kook-aid powder
r/underatedcomments
efun milum he didn’t copy it. He perfected it
So true
Like Instant Coffee but Instant Grape Kool Aid
Been watching this guy for years there isn’t another asmr creator anywhere near rift level
The man is a creative genius
Articulate design is way better lol
Zyhir Harris
Hmmm
@@OldHoboManTH-cam Agree to disagree.
@@OldHoboManTH-cam who?
Time stamps for mobile users!
0:50 explaining End Game and the ashes
8:38 let's get down to business
14:34 Thanos ashes
18:33 Ebony maw
21:59 Proxima Midnight
24:09 corvus glave
28:54 call obsidian
32:35 chitauri
35:19 chitauri leviathans
38:53 chitauri giant dogs
40:59 sakaaran
43:32 Pleasure doing business
This does put a smile on my face.
This is appreciated so thank you.
Although, I do think this also work for computer users.
Still, thanks.
@@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 I think its because its spaced out since its hard for mobile to press small buttons
I like how ER waited until after the ban was lifted before releasing the video
What ban?
@@andyb2028 The no spoilers ban.
My man he would have possibly got sued if he didn't wait
A true hero.
“Careful, he’s a hero”
WHAT?! I was literally watching the Infinity War Ashes video 10 minutes ago...
E
Dude, it's been five years, get over it
Time flies when you travel in time, don't you?
10 minutes ago is five years in what realm?
OMEGA ALEX 01
The quantum realm
I want to ashes to add to my collection of large purple creatures that have since been forgotten. Grimace and Barney are upon my nightstand as we speak.
May I introduce you to telly from sesame Street
Don’t forget Tinky Winky the Teletubby.
This is the best comment I have ever seen
lets not forget grimaces cousin blimace
Yo I'm just trying to buy thanos to become over 6 foot for once in my life
Thanos wears 2 feet boots. You'd be 4 feet
@@MonaGC. shit
As a god among men in height (6'5) and still growing, I do not have to buy thanos ashes
@@scruffyrobot6969
Hah, pitiful numbers. 6" 5'" is my height! BOW BEFORE ME!
Idek what the 3 apostrophes are called lmao
Jacob Gomez ha I’m 6’3
Another rocking video, however, you simply must bring back the Minecraft series.
we need another corvus sanctuary video
Yess
Eeeeeeeee
Yesss
@@shmondo9346 it is.
Imagine ur dad goes down in the basement and locks the door every night and just whispers for a straight hour, and you finally find out what he is doing.....😂
“Thanos’ ashes usually sell for $1 million”
Me: Damn.
“A gram”
Me: DAYUMMMM
HoundSyrup smoke it with some weed and just vibe
tvFilthyFrank3 no
Not funny
HoundSyrup what up its dashie
That’s like 7 billions of Chilean pesos
Gonna snort some Ebony Maw and GET SO DAMN LIT THAT I CAN LIFT UP ENTIRE STOP SIGNS AND CHUCK EM LIKE JAVELINS WITH MY MIND
If ER does a role-play of The Merchant from Resident Evil 4, then it means, he's read this comment.
WHAT ARE YA BUYIN?
WHAT ARE YE SELLIN?
WHAT ARE YA BUYIN?
WHAT ARE YE SELLIN?
B1G _ B4D _ J0HN HAHA WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT FOR? GOING TO HUNT AN ELEPHANT?
Look, it’s the ashes of James Charles’s career!
That's the Ash of like 2 million lost subs right there
oof
Ross Anderson
...3 million and counting
Ciminan lol
Enhanced Fellatio ability
Resident Evil 4 Merchant role play please, my good sir. You were born for the role.
That's The greatest idea I've ever heard
*strager*
He should teach us shawdow speak
DM1Jeb what are you buyin?
Come back anytime.
Is 'at all stranga?
Some dood: hey what flavor juul pods you got?
Me: (takes massive rip) THANOS FLAVOR
THANOS JUUL
THANOS JUUL
SentientVirus. exe I am inevitajuul
WHOLESOME GIO this comment =underrated
rift is inevitable.
and this _does_ bring a smile to my face.
But my sleep is...
Iron man...
*Snaps*
When he was describing what thanos looked like was anyone waiting for him to say nut sack of a chin?
Aidanjude I was
peter sans intensifies
69 likes let’s gooooo
Me: There's no such thing as the perfect ASMR vide-
* Infinity War Ashes Dealer*
Me: dear god....
Rift: So how are you gonna pay Me?
Me: (Hands over item)
Rift: The eye of Agamatto. I'm not gonna ask how you got this...
Me: (thinks back to knocking out Strange and taking the eye)
Also me: ebay
A simple spell but quite unbreakable
Oof
HAHA I REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN THE FIlM
Timmy turner: “internet”
Now THAT is America's AS... MR
Bad joke?
Devin Allen underrated pun... or should I say “pun-derated” okay I’ll stop too
[ *Everyone Disliked That* ]
Ha I get it
Devin Allen very
Yeah
Omg, it's happening again! Yes! Is there a Thanos ash collection?
There*... It's not that hard
@@unwono yeah really isn't
@@unwono and people who don't care about fucking grammar
UNWONO
I bet you are fun at parties
When did this become school? Come on guys, this is TH-cam, a place to chill and watch our favorite youtubers. Let's not argue.
I....
am.....
Sleepy....
Doppel Ganger909 not feeling so good....*
And I
Am....
Iron Man
At first I thought you said I am Skeppy
Sup10156 Lewis Can we get your comment to 14 likes?
But only 14
I requested this, Cheers rift!!
Thoughts on endgame everyone? Such a sick movie. I loved it 3000
I loved it, but it was sooo painful. My eyes still hurt!
the ending was amazing but my favoutite is infinity war
I didn't think it was that good. First part was OK then got quite slow with the time travel then the ending was shit because none of the heroes actually beat him iron man just tricked him. It's quite a disappointing end to the saga imo.
“I love you 3000” quoted by iron man
I fell asleep during the end of the movie
I have a good suggestion!
The workers at Arkham are having an election/vote over what should power the many electronics that are not organic like the building itself, you can also have cameos by people not of the building.
Captain Carter askes you to vote for carboard solar panels, Corvus askes you to vote for a wind turbine of beaks, Margaret wants biomass, the Fishman guy wants Algae biofuel or hydro, ect...
It could be funny.
So uh, the ashes I bought before. They turned back into a real person. Do I get a refund?
I'm gonna put Thanos' ashes in a KFC family bucket
A true legend
A legend that we got but never deserved.
Me too
It is our most... modestly priced recepticle
Sir you’re at 69 likes how do you feel?
DAMN
gimme some thanos
What about asmr of Geralt from Rivia (Witcher)? You would be great! ;D
Could even work in the rifts and Geralt’s hatred of portals
been watching for years nightly, just wanted to say that ive realized for the billionth time that you choose to take less ad money by not doing preroll or mid video ads that interrupt people trying to actually fall asleep so i will like every video i watch (every single one) until i forget that fact again
thank you, pls continue to gift thousands of us with your asmr forever ;) (or until you get tired of it :p)
When I Watch These Videos My Sleep😴 Is *Inevitable*
The fact there's lore behind what to do with the ashes in ASMR of all things shows the minor detail effort he's putting in.
*sprinkles thanos ashes on macaroni*
*tastes it*
Ewwww! This macaroni tastes inevitable!
ᴷⁿᵒᶜᵏᴷⁿᵒᶜᵏ what?
Jared, they said:
"sprinkles thanos ashes on macaroni tastes it Ewwww! This macaroni tastes inevitable!"
I hope you understand clearer!
BaxTabber so he is saying that it tastes unavoidable?
@@jaredtaylor9291 no. Did you watch the movies? Lmao
Jared Taylor did you even watch endgame?
I'd rather have the Eye of Agamotto and the Time Stone then a bunch of evil ashes.
Purple kush
This is amazing! Love the concept 😂😂
Who else waited for him to say Ebony Maw looked like Squidward
i still can't believe how well developed your characters are and how much effort you put in every video.
You should make a video about refunding for the ashes
I could just imagine how rift got these ashes.
* sees him on his knees picking up the ashes with the bags*
GRANDPA RIFT MADE A END GAME VIDEO AAAAA YES TY
Thanks for the sleep I love you 3000
This isn't dank doodle memes
Me: *buys endgame ashes*
Tomorrow: HMMMMMMH should I smoke some THANOS or some EBONY MAWK HMMMMMMM
Holy mother of pearl why did I go and watch an explanation video for endgame when I could've come here for the literal B E S T explanation ever oh my god
I have been waiting for this for a long time thank you rift Also I love the marvel videos do more
Some guy commented about doing an RE4 Merchant role play.
In RE4, that theme “serenity”, brings back such an indescribable nostalgia.
If ER did a merchant role play with that theme (or without music because of copyright is understandable), that would be outstanding
RIFT, WASSUP
CAN YOU REVIVE IRON MAN FROM THE NONE LIVING
Guess there's no iron man 4 \_/('_')\_/
@@generaltamago4931 unless in the new spider man movie he gets brought back
@@ZoFlowTV unlikely. the original actor for iron man (robert downey jr) has left working on marvel after endgame due to his contract going out. killing him was the best way to show that he was gone and he is gonna be away from here on out. (same situation with captain america but not with death of course)
@@ZoFlowTV those clowns working at Marvel Studios: "real shit"
Robert Downey Jr is probably going to do cameos tho so :p
I'd imagine the Avengers he had in a bag in the previous Infinity War video just re-appeared in whoever he sold it to's house with a bag over their head
Thank you for the video love you 3000
I feel like I see you everywhere
@@100jecs perhaps
Benvoli0 C 9000sand
-This is gonna be one hell of a trip--
Endgame spoilers
Shrek dies in endgame
That wasn’t actually Shrek that died, it was actually Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers franchise dressed like Shrek.
watched end game can confirm
NOOOO
When you name folders on you computer “child porn” and the FBI agents open it up and see all of your shrek 5 spoilers:
“They played us like a damn fiddle!”
I love shrek 3000
The sequel we needed 😫👌
1820: in the future there is a asmr video about endgame ashes
2019: flying cars
The sequel we didn’t know we needed.
Me: I watched this already, why’s it recommended?
Also me: *realizes it was uploaded 7hrs ago* OHHHHHHH SHEEEEEET
:D
Venttorin used the sketch as a bookmark closing the book; he stood stretching. He'd been up for hours, researching well into the morning and hadn't eaten or shaved. He took stock of himself....
i love this channel and nothing will change my mind
sami i share this feeling and nothing will change my mind
Even if he pulled a James Charles?
He murdered two children in his honda civic
I love Ephermeral Rifts channel 3000
Time to snort some Thanos
YESSS THIS NEVER FAILS TO TRIGGER THE ASMR IN MY HEAD
Hey u still have that Spider-Man ash?
Heyo rift you should make a playlist for all your 'dealer' videos
Great video btw keep up the good work
ashes dealer: *snorts own supply*
*starts screaming at eye of augamato in rylieghn*
I know a lot of people request character performances, but I have to say that your look in this vid really gave me some strong Joseph Seed vibes from Farcry 5. Don’t know if you’ve played it, but I think it would be interesting to see your take, especially given your insights into religion in the past. As always, great work Rift!
Literally just killed Joseph 5 minutes ago lmao but yeah I agree with you, there is definitely a resemblance. Appearance-wise, at least. I don't think ER is mentally insane.
just imagine him trying to explain this scenery to some cops visiting him
Just snort some thanos and make their spines disappear
“Now you know how much more effective your police department could be with some Thanos? Or even some Ebony Maw, perhaps.”
My favorite part of endgame is where doctor strange just put the ashes in a bag and sells them
FINALLY WE HAVE ENDGAME ASMR!
I had to wait for my pay day to go see the movie and now that I’ve finally seen it I’m being consumed by everything that’s Endgame related. Thank you for this, now I can sleep to Endgame content.
Best Clickbait Title- SMOKING THANOS'S ASHES AT 3AM (GONE WRONG)
Please, never stop doing what you do, you are literally the best at it kthx 👍
Yo, for some reason I can't find Batman's ashes. Can I get some help?
Batmans a pokemon character
@@WheresIsNancy What are you talking about? He's a club penguin character. Idiot.
@@LupeSunglass I'm sorry, Batman is a character in the Barney live action film.
nonononono, batman is obviously...part of sesame street
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*I CAN’T STOP THIS FEELIN’*
I swear, Rift is growing that beard just so he can stroke it in his videos
Don’t want to be annoying but there were four snaps. First to wipe out 50% of living beings, Second to destroy the stones, third to bring back the 50% that was previously snapped, and fourth to kill Thanos and his army
"Roll it up in cigarette paper"
But I thought you said it was ash
Your my favorite ASMR youtuber and congratulations on the subscribers and has anyone told you that you look like John Wick
Perfect. Lay down the price, big man
That does put a smile on my face...
Ashes of Thanos and his troops?
( let's beat the crap out their ashes....
It cost Tony stark )
At this point I‘m convinced uncle Rift is actually Loki in disguise. So that’s what he‘s been doing all the time since he disappeared with the tesseract...
goddess of mischief No when Lili got the tesseract he disappeared off to his own spin-off series
My mans is probably selling my aunt as well
Snm fam guy comes to my ends and mans selling ygm.
nobody:
my suggested: the endgame ashes dealer asmr
nobody:
me: intensely clicks
Bae: come over
Stalin: I can’t I’m busy sending people to gulags
Bae: my parents aren’t home
Stalin: I know
I vote ephemeral rift king of ASMR.
FBI: Hands up we’re we can see them we have you surrounded and know that your a seller of ashes
Rift: (Uses infinity stone to get out)
FBI: Aw dang another bites the dust...
Your description of Thanos is great
Iron mans dieing
Spider-Man : mr starc don’t go!
Rift grabs a broom and starts sweeping
*Vacuum gets plugged in*
I’ve been waiting
so long
For this
Video
spoiler alert: this is the credit scene of John Wick 3
Rift is really committing for that Smiling Jack RP when the new Vampire: The Masquerade game comes out.
My mom has a Dusty house
What do I do
put dust in bags
A little question I have... if (example) I have multiple little bags of Dr Strange ashes, and then the Hulk’s snap takes place... would I have a ton of mini Dr Stranges or a bunch of bags filled with blood and stuff?
Y E E T S A U C E
Ah another man of culture
No.
So I got some new ramen noodles and I used Thanos instead of the chicken-flavored spice packet they give and omg I haven't felt this inevitable in a looong time. Thanks man!
"oh no I accident inhaled my ash!! Mr.Rift I don't feel so good!!"
I waired for this without even knowing
Do a Doctor Strange Sequel , after the events of Endgame