i remember seeing a movie on tv called the way back about men who escape from a soviet labour camp and have to walk four thousand miles to get to freedom and i spent the first five minutes of this video waiting for ben affleck to get to the siberian gulag before realising it wasnt the same movie
The sad thing is that the "true" story the Siberian escape was based on ("The Long Walk" by Slavomir Rawicz) was later exposed as a fabrication, and yet it was more believable than the plot and characters of this film. And the Long Walk story had a Yeti sighting in it.
"In the movie the character is divorced because him and his ex-wife, their son dies of cancer and the marriage can't last. Where as in real life, Ben Affleck just couldn't stop cheating on Jennifer Garner."
"Let's win this FUCKING game for coach Cunningham!" You can tell he went through a compelling character arc because he curses now. Cursing is really cool
Letting yourself spiral into a cataclysmic depression as opposed to making any effort to stop that progression and overcome adversity is also really cool and plot-worthy
Contrary to what you may think private catholic schools usually have the best players, because they essentially recruit the best young athletes to play ball for them.
These guys are great at roasting movies without giving a f*** who they insult. And kudos to whoever stitches together the video clips afterwards to go along with the review. Brilliant.
Dawn of justice or whatever the fuck that movie was called,was basically that,looking like shit feeling miserible barely able to contribute to the fight
"Paul Blart Mein Kampf" is definitely the funniest thing I've heard this year. We're only 3 days in to 2022, but I think that quote is going to hold me over for a few months at least.
"Ben Affleck is your goto divorced guy" is the most accurate statement I've heard today, which tickles my funny bone rather violently. Edit: My most recently watched movie is Gone Girl btw, where he isn't a divorced guy, but he still does the sad divorced guy face half the time. Great movie, great divorced guy performance.
@@893loses There might be a joke or reference I'm missing in what you're saying, but [SPOILER WARNING] the movie definitely does not end with him in jail OR being divorced. That would have been a much happier ending than what actually happens, lol.
Hard to believe he isn’t just paraphrasing Wikipedia 90% of the time. His recollection of trash movies he watched ten years ago is incredible to be honest.
“In the movie the guy is divorced because the son dies of cancer and the marriage is too much to keep together… Ben affleck is divorced because he can’t stop cheating on Jennifer Gardner.” This quote is a perfect example of expectations vs reality
So instead of just making another baby or considering adoption, the ONLY way he can overcome grief is by coaching a high school basketball team while being completely sh*t faced the entire time. Amazing plot.
I like how there is no coherent conversation in anything they talk about on their podcast that they can be seriously discussing a movie for like 5 min straight and then randomly start talking about how hot Bernie Mack's wife was within seconds
The problem with modern Hollywood is that most of them are so far removed from what most of us would consider to be "real life", that when they try portraying moments of human vulnerability and meaningful experience, it ends up being a cheap, cringey caricature of the genuine article. They also just don't understand modern film and television. Look at one of the (consistently) greatest creative minds in modern storytelling: Dan Harmon. In his own words, he grew up "worshiping at the alter of television" because that was all he had money to do. As a result, his understanding of what makes good television didn't come from ad revenue numbers and focus groups, but rather by having slowly developed personal preferences and fundamentally good taste. It's worth noting that Quintin Terentino spent something like a decade working as a video-store clerk before he started making movies. That's not at all to say the elites working as studio execs and producers don't often have good taste and well tailored preferences themselves, but simply that knowing the best build of yacht, or the crunchiest brand of caviar (is good caviar supposed to be crunchy?) won't help in writing immersive plot points guilded by memorable, character developing dialogue.
I saw this movie for one of my friends birthday parties, we were all drunk as hell watching it and at the end when you said that it felt like you were just at a party with a basketball team you didn’t know that’s exactly how we all felt
"well if Adam is gonna get cred for playing the jew-iest jew, then I'm gonna go and play some fuckin schizo mr potatohead looking neo-nazi with a black spray painted santa claus beard. then people will see that I *Kevin James* can also act."
what made it work, The Safdie Brothers wrote Howard with Adam in mind so you can see that the role fits him easily. He is playing a serious and darker version of his previous characters with chaotic and manchild personality.
i love that you can tell Nick reverse engineered the joke based on the punchline "i can't remember the titans", and then it didn't even really land lol
“It’s Like In Hoosiers, Dennis Hopper was the washed up Drunk Ex Player/Coach and helps Gene Hackman Coach,But Dennis is the main coach and just drunk the whole time..”-Nick
Honestly the movie was trying to be a sports movie but half ass the focus on the players which should be half the focus. But it was more so 40% Ben's drinking issues, 40% marriage issues and 20% basket ball team.
I just want to thank you guys for mentioning The Sandlot. It's a movie that I watched when I was very young and I've been trying to find the movie since. I really loved it but forgot the name.
clicked on this video thinking it was a discussion about the 2011 movie 'The way back' a film about a group of inmates who escape a Siberian gulag and walk ten of thousands of miles to their freedom with virtually no supplies, it's an incredible story
"paul blart mein kampf" is the funniest shit to me
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I almost fucking died choking on cereal in bed
that line got me so good it actually made me watch the movie. do not do that it isn't worth it even to laugh at.
@@cecilbigman4250 im so sorry
Why does kevin james look like he is about to do a shift at a gas station.
The movie: “That’s Chubbs, his real name is Ronald.”
Nick: “that’s Chunks, his real name is Leonard.”
For some reason I find this fucking hilarious
Lmaooo Hell Yeah Dude
Me too. It's how most of us remember the essence of the movie, but are foggy on the details. Makes the movie review feel somehow more legit.
It's a little rude. They'd both probably prefer to be called by their real names.
Shows how well nick understands the interchangeable aspects of shitty movies on a subconscious level
"That's Chumbo, his real name is Donald."
"He's Michael's dad. Remember Michael? He's that kid who had the same disease you do and died"
Yeah that's definitely how to dad.
*LOL* 😂😂😂
this is my son, gay actor michael douglas
@@THETHRILLOFIT yo which podcast was that on? Fucking hilarious
Dude was whack to send the invite tbh
holy shit that´s so funny
"My Child is Dying Anonymous" sounds real enough to exist.
It’s cause “anonymous” is a cool word and it makes things sound more official. Like gay sex anonymous, which I am a proud member of.
Or SIDS Anonymous, "anonymous" does sound cool!
Oh you mean MCDA? We meet up every Tuesday
@Stix N' Stones Cancer or swimming pools, usually.
@@cafenightster4548 Thats so bad lol
i remember seeing a movie on tv called the way back about men who escape from a soviet labour camp and have to walk four thousand miles to get to freedom and i spent the first five minutes of this video waiting for ben affleck to get to the siberian gulag before realising it wasnt the same movie
Bruh I watched that yesterday it’s so good
@@towmater1451 it is good.
Tow Mater that was a good movie. I really like Ed Harris
The sad thing is that the "true" story the Siberian escape was based on ("The Long Walk" by Slavomir Rawicz) was later exposed as a fabrication, and yet it was more believable than the plot and characters of this film. And the Long Walk story had a Yeti sighting in it.
That sounds awesome!
His blue collar job looks like an Ironworker. I am one myself and I can assure you we all drink a ton and coach basketball.
He’s a “rod buster” looks like. Ties rebar and bends rebar for concrete
Do you also cheat on Jennifer Garner?
Its a good life.
You look familiar. Have I seen you drunkenly defend the Patriots on Real Time with Bill Maher, or was that just another Ironworker?
@@alec6583 Actually that was Ben Affleck
It's a Catholic school to show you how irish he is and that he's from boston,cuz you know Affleck
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it's so they didn't have to cast as many black people.
@@saintbeau2779 probably true lmao
Affleck is like wahlberg but more pathetic
Only other possible places are Chicago or Baltimore
"In the movie the character is divorced because him and his ex-wife, their son dies of cancer and the marriage can't last. Where as in real life, Ben Affleck just couldn't stop cheating on Jennifer Garner."
Hell yeah dude
I'm glad Nick describes movies so I don't have to watch them.
Same. I forgot this movie even existed.
I only saw the trailers and all I could think was that Ben Affleck is in the denial stage of his downward spiral
Raul: Trashlord Prescribed movies*
Same. But Marriage Story isn’t boring unless you’re as emotionally stunted as Nick
NOTHING exists where you can hear movies described in a rational way. Except this.
Ben affleck saw his brother in Manchester by the sea and thought “yeah I can make that but terrible”
😂😂😂😂
🤣
Facts
Holy shit exactly
Dude yeah. And Manchester by the sea is awesome
"i can't remember the titans" is so funny. this rocks.
Ik that had me in actual tears lmfaoo
I'm here for that line too. Best description of the entire movie
Lmao hilarious
With the head injuries and the pills.. ahh jeez dude.
Somethin about the Tin Tans?
Lmao God damn I'm dead
This movie rocks
"Let's win this FUCKING game for coach Cunningham!"
You can tell he went through a compelling character arc because he curses now. Cursing is really cool
Letting yourself spiral into a cataclysmic depression as opposed to making any effort to stop that progression and overcome adversity is also really cool and plot-worthy
That was actually the beginning of my character arc in sixth grade
I curse all the time
lets win this FUCKING game for coach FUCKASSCUNTSHIT
He is going to jail.
"hey buddy remember your friend who died and you visited him in the hospital?"
"no"
fucking alpha move
sigma grindset
“Friends are a liability. Pretend they don’t exist when they get cancer.” #Grindsetgoals
Lmao
Being close to death makes one bold
Tbf that is something a kid would forget for no reason.
This editing is god tier
I fucking love hearing Nick talking trash about trash movies he's watched and have it put into context. Especially when I haven't watched the movie.
It's like reverse Mighty Ducks. Instead of dating the single mom after winning the game the main character just goes to jail and 2 kids die
I like that reverse mighty ducks
A perfect sports film
"Do you know what would be tight dude? If your son wasn't dead." 😂😂
"In real life Ben Afflect couldn't stop cheating on Jennifer Gardner." Best line ever.
Wouldnt you prefer Ana de Armas over her?
@@s.ormgamalson6489 why not both
@@s.ormgamalson6489
Hell no. The wall's gonna hit Ana de Armas like a semi-full of bricks!
JLO
I literally laughed in sync with Stav as he said that, had to rewind
i remember watching this high with my roommate in 2020 & thinking it was LITERALLY a ben affleck biopic for like 30-40 minutes lol
Also a catholic high school to explain why their best ever player was white.
Amen.
@@justincoleman3805 his fundamentals were off the charts
@@parisknyght1212 The vertical was nothing to write home about, but the kid had grit.
Contrary to what you may think private catholic schools usually have the best players, because they essentially recruit the best young athletes to play ball for them.
@@justinmasuda4227 how and why? your comment doesn't make sense.... how do Catholic schools get the best players?
These guys are great at roasting movies without giving a f*** who they insult. And kudos to whoever stitches together the video clips afterwards to go along with the review. Brilliant.
white coach carter with drunk ben affleck
not at all
He’s right tho, that’s how the movie came off in trailers lol
"extra strength divorced" 😂😂😂
2:27 *THE BEST*
Went to stamp it.... Then👍 instead
Paul Blart: Mein Kampf
I am deceased.
so funny
@@leany6298 ok kimjongun gaming im gonna have to agree
Lol
one of the funniest things ive heard hahahah
condolences to your next of kin
We need a drunk Ben Affleck Batman movie.
Dawn of justice or whatever the fuck that movie was called,was basically that,looking like shit feeling miserible barely able to contribute to the fight
Fuck the barman part. Just drunk Ben Affleck. Walking around Boston being drunk and awesome
"Paul Blart Mein Kampf" is definitely the funniest thing I've heard this year. We're only 3 days in to 2022, but I think that quote is going to hold me over for a few months at least.
"Ben Affleck is your goto divorced guy" is the most accurate statement I've heard today, which tickles my funny bone rather violently.
Edit: My most recently watched movie is Gone Girl btw, where he isn't a divorced guy, but he still does the sad divorced guy face half the time. Great movie, great divorced guy performance.
Gone Girl is a divorced couple in all but name, they hate each other
He is absolutely a divorced guy at the end of gone girl except now he's in prison for the rest of his life as well
@@893loses There might be a joke or reference I'm missing in what you're saying, but [SPOILER WARNING]
the movie definitely does not end with him in jail OR being divorced. That would have been a much happier ending than what actually happens, lol.
@@_Uptilt jail is a metaphor for the rest of his character's life. He's completely fucked.
@@893loses Ah, it was that simple. I was confused because you said both divorced and in prison, but I guess both are kinda true in that sense. Ty!
Hilarious. Really well edited Clangers.
"that sucks man, you know what would be tight? If he wasn't dead" lmao
Paul Blart: Mein Kampf
"Your piece of shit son doesn't even know my deadass son." For some reason that's hilarious lol
I like that Nick has approximate knowledge of all things and is only SLIGHTLY wrong in his recaps
Hard to believe he isn’t just paraphrasing Wikipedia 90% of the time.
His recollection of trash movies he watched ten years ago is incredible to be honest.
“In the movie the guy is divorced because the son dies of cancer and the marriage is too much to keep together… Ben affleck is divorced because he can’t stop cheating on Jennifer Gardner.”
This quote is a perfect example of expectations vs reality
This was hilarious but its actually fucking incredible how detailed Nick's memory is regarding movies
That’s the tism
This is a remake of a Bollywood film where a divorced iron worker teaches cricket.
sounds legit. The Departed was a remake of a hong kong action flick from '02
Did it also end the same way lol
@Uber Gigan lmfao
@Cal Devans The Cadre I didn't notice. She could be Pakistani, Bangladeshi, or from SE Asia. But it works.
What happened to the dancing?
Wasn't "The Way Back" about gulag prisoners trying to get back to their homes? With Ed Harris and Colin Farrel?
no that's daredevil
Pretty sure that was The Town. It was a big town and they couldn’t find their way back to the gay hostel they were renting.
youre right. theres 2 different movies
@@pablopenguin13 oh my God.
@@ghostgate82 I'm Puttin' This Whole Fucking Town In Mah Rearvuew Mirror!
So instead of just making another baby or considering adoption, the ONLY way he can overcome grief is by coaching a high school basketball team while being completely sh*t faced the entire time. Amazing plot.
It’s a slice of life film.
Sounds like a slice of shit
Wonder if Affleck was the whole time so they just changed the script throughout production.
"Your kid died? Just get another one, why are you even bothered"
Yes yes because thats how losing your kid works, just get a new one!
I like how there is no coherent conversation in anything they talk about on their podcast that they can be seriously discussing a movie for like 5 min straight and then randomly start talking about how hot Bernie Mack's wife was within seconds
It’s almost like it’s a conversation
@@pigman-nl7fg yeah that! I love those
@@pigman-nl7fgstream of consciousness
The problem with modern Hollywood is that most of them are so far removed from what most of us would consider to be "real life", that when they try portraying moments of human vulnerability and meaningful experience, it ends up being a cheap, cringey caricature of the genuine article. They also just don't understand modern film and television. Look at one of the (consistently) greatest creative minds in modern storytelling: Dan Harmon. In his own words, he grew up "worshiping at the alter of television" because that was all he had money to do. As a result, his understanding of what makes good television didn't come from ad revenue numbers and focus groups, but rather by having slowly developed personal preferences and fundamentally good taste. It's worth noting that Quintin Terentino spent something like a decade working as a video-store clerk before he started making movies. That's not at all to say the elites working as studio execs and producers don't often have good taste and well tailored preferences themselves, but simply that knowing the best build of yacht, or the crunchiest brand of caviar (is good caviar supposed to be crunchy?) won't help in writing immersive plot points guilded by memorable, character developing dialogue.
These type of edits are the best second hand ctown content
Perfect channel for having a midnight snack after a days work and the family is sleeping. Keep em comming bois!
Movie ben affleck: divorce d becouse his marriage couldn't handle the death of a child
Irl ben affleck: divorced becouse he couldn't stop cheating 😔
His ability to remember the movies and their dialogue is really impressive no cap.
Found the hothead wigger
"I don't remember the wife" wow now who's gay?
I Can't Remember the Titans had me laughing so hard.
Literally dead 💀 reading these 4 year old comments. Needed this today, absolutely on point. My kind of people.
I saw this movie for one of my friends birthday parties, we were all drunk as hell watching it and at the end when you said that it felt like you were just at a party with a basketball team you didn’t know that’s exactly how we all felt
You watched The Way Back at a birthday party?
@@micahclawrence lmao for real. Drinking at a birthday party watching a trash ass boring movie?
@@TheKing-nu4fk
It's so depressing. Did they follow it up with Manchester By The Sea?
You only turn 30 once. Suicidal Affleck night at my house.
@@TheKing-nu4fk Jesus man I'd hate to see what your idea of a bad time is if you watched that for your 30th birthday lol
That a terrible birthday party.
Hahahahaha Kevin James looks like Dj Khaled
And you know he just did that movie because he saw Adam Sandler get praised with uncut gems.
"well if Adam is gonna get cred for playing the jew-iest jew, then I'm gonna go and play some fuckin schizo mr potatohead looking neo-nazi with a black spray painted santa claus beard. then people will see that I *Kevin James* can also act."
what made it work, The Safdie Brothers wrote Howard with Adam in mind so you can see that the role fits him easily. He is playing a serious and darker version of his previous characters with chaotic and manchild personality.
"You, what actually would be tight, if he wasn't dead." FUCKING GOLD!!!
I like that they spoil bad movies but not good ones. Saw Frozen because nick wouldn't ruin it.
I frozen actually good
@@nathanikeda4184 not bad , but not good persay
@@biglittlesteakneggs nah its bad, cookie cutter play on emotions type manipulative shite, with a bitch with no titties.
@@nathanikeda4184 It's a little kid's movie.
Eric Bana was a sketch comedy actor until he did Chopper. Here in Australia we were all pretty surprised by that dramatic turn.
That laughter is contagious 😂😂😂😂
i love that you can tell Nick reverse engineered the joke based on the punchline "i can't remember the titans", and then it didn't even really land lol
I love how the more of a trainwreck the movie the more props they give it
Feels like this is Affleck's community service.
This movies not even like a joke and they still make it funny lmao
How is Nick able to remember every plot point and a bunch of random ass lines from the movie so accurately lmfao
pretty sure he writes it down
The Marv Albert "yes" at 6:15 made me spit out my coffee.
"I can't remember the titans" 😂
nick blew his chance to call it "the mighty drunks"
35 beers deep trying to describe what happens in The Sandlot 😂🤣😂
Gotta love the “being a good teacher is just being an ass hole” trope in movies these days.
This video is so funny I had to watch it twice xD
...ok four times.
.................5 times.
goddammit.
Same.
Same 5th time over 2 days
These vids are so well edited dude thank u
“It’s Like In Hoosiers, Dennis Hopper was the washed up Drunk Ex Player/Coach and helps Gene Hackman Coach,But Dennis is the main coach and just drunk the whole time..”-Nick
I nearly cried laughing at "cards in the pocket!"
Extra strength divorce lmaooooo
7:26 "I Can't Remember The Titans" lmfao!
Love the movie clips with the audio. Should do a Boys Talk about Movies playlist with context clips.
“Who were those people?” Lamo
This has to be my favourite TH-cam channel atm hands down . I love the Stevan Segal movie reviews these guys did 🤣🤣
The "I can't remember the Titans" bit got me so hard
OMFG THIS WAY BACK MOVIE IS INSANE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That burst of laugh @ 6:47 is perfect
2:21 Ah yes.
Welcome to cumtown
Soon.
I just realized Ben Afflecks wife in the movie is the chick from battlefront 2
... and Blade Runner 2
Yeah she’s hot
"He's going to trial."
Legit almost peed my pants
Honestly the movie was trying to be a sports movie but half ass the focus on the players which should be half the focus. But it was more so 40% Ben's drinking issues, 40% marriage issues and 20% basket ball team.
These are the best kinds of reviews.
Nicks movie breakdowns are my favorite
"I Can't Remember the Titans" floored me
“Paul Blart Mein Kompf” had me rolling
"I can't remember the titans" I'm fucking dying laughing
I watched this on a plane and woke up with a hangover. It was explained perfectly.
"I Can't Remember the Titans."
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just want to thank you guys for mentioning The Sandlot. It's a movie that I watched when I was very young and I've been trying to find the movie since. I really loved it but forgot the name.
Holy shit you guys are hilarious. Legitimately almost spit my lunch out. Haven't been this entertained by TH-cam in a while.
Guys !! I ABSOLUTLY LOVE your reviews - they're SO HONEST !!
i literally have laughed 5 times in my life as hard as this
"White Coach Carter with Drunk Ben Affleck" now thats what I call marketing. I would see the shit out of that movie.
clicked on this video thinking it was a discussion about the 2011 movie 'The way back' a film about a group of inmates who escape a Siberian gulag and walk ten of thousands of miles to their freedom with virtually no supplies, it's an incredible story
Ben Aflac is probably the most inspirational sports film of a time
When you've got movies like Ben Affleck in them, you can't lose.
I lose it every time at 'extra strength divorced'
I can’t wait for the reboot “The Way Black” starring Negasanta, all 5’11” of him.
5:48 such an underrated line, i lol’d
"I Can't Remember the Titans" has ruined comedy for me, nothing will ever be that funny again oh my god
"put your pockets on the barrel" LOLOLOL
Thank you ClangersTV
Nick is the funniest person ever
They played this movie for movie night in rehab
6:53-7:10 Stav’s evil Waluigi cackle brings me so much joy.