@@Stephen64138 That's where he is from and is as he has stated in other videos (in case you want to check into it more). He mentions it many times, this might be a fun one though with several mentions of it. th-cam.com/video/Ub3Xii_jJ-8/w-d-xo.html
"lets give him the flu" -a real doctor that works at a real hospital. "oh no he healing!!!" -also a real doctor "HE HAS A UTI!!!" -once again a real doctor
Let me quote Tim Minchin: "NATURAL medicines have either, not been proved to work, or been proved not to work" "Do you know what you call natural medicine that has been proved to work?... MEDICINE..."
“I like this game already!” Dr Mike is there literal representation of me! Also did this guy sound a little bit too exited when he saw the unprotected sex roulette?
I know why that happens. They sometimes feel too stressed of doing the same thing over and over again, so feeling this new feelings is something destressing for them, wich is good
“I want him to suffer NOW, I want to make sure he has the worse risk factors for survival” People in the next room: maybe I should get a different doctor
Our brains are made to handle millions but we do understand personal stories and that's when our morality is more likely to kick in, so this this does feel worse because it's personal and not just impersonally trying to kill everyone. Our brains are not made for the modern world ;;-;; Which is a tragedy in itself. It's the same reason we have a hard time dealing w/ climate change--it's not wired for our fear response.
Mike Varshavski Job: doctor At free time: kills people Edit: Dr Mike used to answer me when i get early or when i get more likes, now he's answering 1 like comments that has been posted 12 hours after the video. Excuse me?
Shendue : Objection! this evidence Clearly contradicts the Testimony Judge: I see no contradictions here... I'm Sorry Mr Wright for you will have to be penalized Shendue : well crap
As an overweight smoker with high blood pressure and high cholesterol who has occasional chest pains named John, I feel attacked by Bio Inc's intro video 😂😂
@@rejiix Bananas are known to contain a good amount of potassium and are pretty much famous for it. It's just something your body needs; thereby curing the deficiency in potassium.
Bananas are far from the best sources of potassium (333 mg/100 g). Far better alternatives are avocadoes (500-600 mg/100 g), cruciferous vegetables (400-700 mg/100 g; depends on the type) and salmon (600-800 mg/100 g). You would do much better eating broccoli or kale for potassium than bananas, avoiding all that sugar and getting much more minerals overall.
"Oh no, they're healing him!"
-Doctor Mike
Ye I aint going to that doctor
What the doctor says as you’re getting stitched up after surgery
DOCTOR Mike
Lol
Ljubica Jovicic did you just wooosh yourself
Definetly play the PC version. It even has an option to play as the doctor saving the patient
We should like this as much as possible so that he sees that.
OOOHH that sounds good
Is the patient......
Up
Hope he sees this!
Dr. mike is calmly explaining how disease worked while putting the disease on the victim.
What a great doctor 😂
666th like 👀
Lol too funny
@@mossmortis you just brought bad luck upon yourself, not my problem
@@sossololpipi9633 They didnt ask, it's not going to bring bad luck. Just because you're the 666th like or whatever doesnt mean you get bad luck. :/
@@adarawyborn3044 can i just approve stereotypes thanks
2:51 “Why am I getting so happy about killing somebody?” *long pause* “Granted it’s Hitler, so that makes it okay.”
*WHAT A SAVAGE*
😂😂😂
He isn't wrong...
The only savage here is Hitler himself
And not savage in a good humorous way
most expected joke ever
Doctor mike:dehydration is the number one cause of death
Me:slowly reaches for water
my mom always said growing up when we wanted juice, water is God's juice...good thing I really like water
Sherif Khaled Tolba *Throws water across the room*
Lol
@@kateAkaGunner juice is Gods juice!
@Cheese Whiz lol irl in sipping on my root beer
Mike: I can’t kill a patient
Also Mike: watch how quickly ima take down his heart
Ill break the no comment
we'll break the no comment
You got he whole squad laughing😐
“We don’t want Hitler to be a workaholic”
Yeah we know how that turns out.
RIP my notifications
LOL
Dang
Ey, Free showers!
MemeSniper26 ffs 😂
@@nadroj-88 I would know! Hahaha
"oh no, he's healing!"
- a real, licensed family medicine doctor
Mike: "I'm not making Hitler a workaholic, no thank you."
Smart move.
Take my like sir
@@geekymetalhead5112 thx
@@mazzy_vc you're welcome
Marianne Chadwick That's actually a really good point
Marianne Chadwick yes
“Wait he’s healing way too quick” - A Doctor
American doctors be like
Lmao right? They're like "his hospital bills aren't nearly high enough"
@@someperson2067 wy
*wait, thats illegal.*
Imagine being a doctor and reading this comment section
"Bear did you hear that?! We killed Ted Bundy together!"
Keep Bear out of this! He's too young and innocent 😂
He kill ted bunny but white bunny feel not good😂jk
WHITE BUNNY i had a stroke reading that
@@ogkubzscouter743 same
🤣🤣🤣
Ted Bundy actually was dating my aunt before he was caught and he planned 2 kill her
The Ted Bundy unprotected sex joke is the darkest I've heard from Dr Mike and I'm living for it
*Imagine a patient behind him hearing him talkin'😂*
Imagine doctor playing this while diagnosing his patient.
Well shi-
Patient listening behind doors: comon die die
@@dlfhtr-o8x TH-cam didnt even exist that time
“No, we’re not going to make Hitler a workaholic”
...yeah thats probably for the best
But why it wil maybe cause him more stress or something I dunno
Hum… cause his work is not very good for humanity folks… so yeah probably a bad idea to make him work
@I like trains kid His work involves genocide hahah
Yeah...
Maybe it's better to stay the Jews out of this...
Oh wait it might be a different Hilter. Also, the typo is intentional.
Dr. Mike: My Hippocratic oath wont allow me to kill a patient
Also Mike: I'm about to end this mans whole career.
More like : i'm about to end my whole career.
true
@@Agnt14 That's true😂😂
Career more like life
"Do you hear him? He's suffering a little bit!" *smiles*
-An actual doctor
“Dehydration and diarrhea are the world’s leading killers.”
Me : *chugs water*
Over drinking can also kill you
Me: Reverts from Taco Bell
*Ted Buddy dies*
Dr. Mike: YES!!!
Dr. Mikes patients that watched this video: *laughs* IM IN DANGER...
Ted Bundy*
lmao ted buddy is kinda funny
The best part of this game is the “wheel of STD’s”
That wheel seems kinda...
*F I S H Y*
Panda Vlogs hahahahaha
THE FUCKING VOICE THO LOL
Panda Vlogs HAHAHHAHAH 😭😭💀
(name) is about to have unprotected sexual relations!
doctor mike : “I want him to suffer NOW, I want to make sure he has the worse risk factors for survival”
his patients : 😨😨😨
Mike: "I'll keep it simple for now"
...
"Hitler"
Me: ..."nice"
Ah yes... TOtally sIMPle namE
I literally thought he read my mind
More like Stalin
That's exactly what what I said
Me time to get demonised
His patients watching him like 👁👄👁
Hmm 69 likes
Hmm 82 likes
Hmm 132 likes
Hmm 173 likes
Lmao
Doctor mike choosing a victims name.
Doctor Mike: Ok we're gonna keep it simple
*Names the victim Hitler*
Next victim names: Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot
Ah, I guess Russians never change huh?
@@Stephen64138 That's where he is from and is as he has stated in other videos (in case you want to check into it more). He mentions it many times, this might be a fun one though with several mentions of it. th-cam.com/video/Ub3Xii_jJ-8/w-d-xo.html
@@HeldVenom Genghis Khan.
Rokas Jodka yo i choked on my sandwich
I like how he says “let’s take it easy” instantly names his patient Hitler
Dr Mike : I am a good doctor, I sear to never kill anybody
BIO inc : I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Mr Sheep you mean life
LoLDdDdD Gt I think he means end Dr. Mike’s career
Harold shipmen the game.
Literally
"It's a long term problem. I want him to suffer NOW!"
Love the enthusiasm Doc! :D
The Wandering Writer he sounded so whiney at that point
Dr Mike: This is like plague inc. but you have to kill a human.
Everyone: In plague inc. you kill the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.
Yeah, that's the difference.
I think the issue he had was more the fact Plague Inc isnt personal, its killing everyone. Bio inc makes you focus on one person.
This game and what he says at 6:35 reminds me of a quote from Stalin. “1 death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic.”
It's very fitting that Stalin said that....
“I feel like I’m being a bad doctor and killing my patient but some reason it feels kinda good” *concern for his mental health increases*
I mean.. it’s Hitler...
@@jayk.74 yep
@@jayk.74 Yeah Hippocratic oath?
who needs that?
Your likes are 999....
Ill make it 1k
No one should feel bad about killing hitler in a game lmaoo
Dr. Mike: "Name your victim... *puts in the name Hitler*"
Me: *wheezes*
How do you guys make the bold fonts lol
@@-trou.vaillex4931 *put stars on each end of what you want to bolden.*
- trou.vaillex use asterisk symbol -> * and put two in the beginning, and the end of a sentence
*then you should have something like this*
- trou.vaillex put * at the beginning and end of the part you want bolded (* hi *) but with no space
*I never knew that!!*
12:31
Doctor: stay happy and healthy
Also Doctor: (gives patient pneumonia and kills patient.)
Magixs Newplayer
I clicked like and it got 1K
.....wow........i am....amazed.....♥u♥
Heema Heema you isn’t the only one with magic
😂😂
*hey*
"lets give him the flu" -a real doctor that works at a real hospital.
"oh no he healing!!!" -also a real doctor
"HE HAS A UTI!!!" -once again a real doctor
"Ted Bundy's under a lot of stress."
"Yeah, his body's dying."
😂
I like plague and bio inc., but watching these vids are scary..
“Awww... HPV, that’s boring”
-Doctor Mike, 2019
I watched this with my medical professional roommate, and they both Awwwed at the same time. LOL. She now wants to play this game too.
What would you say is the worst STD you could suffer from?
"They're treating him fairly quickly; I don't like this."
- Doctor Mike
If my doctor says that, I'm out.
666th like diablo
@@shalakagunjal5035 Technically yes, you would be OUT of this world
“Most people don’t know this but if you take down the heart everything else fails”
I’m pretty sure everyone knows that lol
No one:
Doctor mike:YES WE KILLED HIM!
Dr.Mike "Treating him? Treating him with what?"
Antivacc Moms, "All natural remedies and oils"
🤣🤣🤣
With essential oils
Let me quote Tim Minchin: "NATURAL medicines have either, not been proved to work, or been proved not to work"
"Do you know what you call natural medicine that has been proved to work?... MEDICINE..."
Or bleach
They should add antivax to Risk Factors
Dr. Mike: We're gonna keep it simple..
**chooses Hitler**
“I like this game already!” Dr Mike is there literal representation of me! Also did this guy sound a little bit too exited when he saw the unprotected sex roulette?
Doctor mike: dehydration and diarrhea are world's leading killers
Me who hasn't drunk water for 8 hours and has a stomach ache: *visible fear*
le painik
All you need is an ORS and release those wet shits you release.
Reminds me of chubbymychu ( idk how to spell his name ) ____ hasn’t drunk water for 8 hours, this is what happened to their muscles.
Pannik
This is your reminder to drink some water! Have a wonderful day! ❤️
Dr. Mike: Potassium Deficiency will definitely kill him
Me: *slowly reaches for banana*
Me:can't eat bananas due to diabetes) *;+;*
Debora Clark couldn't u just increase Ur insulin dose a little, or does a banana have too many sugars?
I actually almost laughed out loud in public wtf 😂😂😂
This one killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kliyahizmee8457 So, you're dead now?
“Alright I’ll keep it simple.”
*names patient Hitler*
Underrated comment😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
666th like
0:50 - 0:53
1000th like
Copied
7:39 FUCKED UP OMG 😭😭😭
8:00 "It's dangerous in the throat. It's dangerous in the cervix... but outside of that it's not that exciting" - Dr. Mike 2019 on HPV
So how do you get it in the throat?
😅😅 ahem... How do you get it in the throat? Ask Bill Clinton. He knows.
@@rejiix if I remember correctly, HPV usually infects squamous cells found in the oral mucosa and cervico-vaginal junction
@@rejiix HPV are of different types and the one affecting the throat and the cervix are different types HPV. It's not what you think..
As long as bear comes on screen, the vid is amazing
I was looking for a comment about the dog.
@@MassivePonyFan what da dog doin
"We'll keep it simple..." Hitler.
Not the first simple name but I mean okay Doctor
Name one person who has played this game and never named their victim Hitler.
@@Kartoffelkamm me
@@Kartoffelkamm I usually just named the patient after my friends
@@TheGodGamr :))))))))))))))))))))
Well funny enough i named mines trump
Dr. Mike : You see that? We’re learning.
Also Dr.Mike : Ight ima give him hypertension
“Aw HPV. that’s not even that fun”
Dr. Mike is a walking meme
Noone:
Doc. Mike: "Pneumothorax.. You know what that means? When his lung collapses!" *smiles maniacally*
Me: *backs away slowly*
Nah we helping his addiction XD
This video will go down in the history of TH-cam as the darkest video ever.
You def lack internet kid
3 years later and the first video is up to 12 million views as is this one.
Love this guy!
No one:
Literally nobody:
Absolutely no one at all:
Dr Mike, a man paid to save human lives: "Yes! We killed someone!"
Also Mike: “Why does it fEeL sO gOoD”
I know why that happens. They sometimes feel too stressed of doing the same thing over and over again, so feeling this new feelings is something destressing for them, wich is good
“I want him to suffer NOW, I want to make sure he has the worse risk factors for survival” People in the next room: maybe I should get a different doctor
I am the 675th liked
@@asocos i am the 774th liked
I am 862
I am 996
976
"Would you kill Hitler?"
Docter Mike: _"The law requires that I answer no"_
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💗
😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💗
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💗💯
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💗💯
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💯💗
"But for some reason, *it feels kind of good"*
His patients: "I'm in danger"
Dr. Mike: It is my duty to heal.
also Dr. Mike: SPIN THE WHEEL OF STD's
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
This game: "Doctors are now intensifying their efforts to save Hitler"
Nazi doctors (although he did suicide)
If it was Stalin It would've made even no sense
Cuz he killed all the docs
Mike: *you now obese*
Ww1 doctors: am i a joke to you?
NotGoodAtCombat I‘m betting even the doctors don‘t like hitler
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Or in this case, a lovably maniacal supervillain! =D
Now he just needs to hang out with Mark Hamill, practice those laughs. He'll be going places!
Yaaa thts wisdom LOL
Two face from the dark night. Best two face I've seen
"Granted its HItler, so that makes it okay" Best Doctor Mike line ever
Considering how evil Hitler is was, I wouldn’t worry…
"One death is a tragedy, a million, just statistics." -- Joseph Stalin
Maximilian Montserrat dark, but accurate.
@@THG_thehumangod those statistics are hella accurate
The truth hurts...
Our brains are made to handle millions but we do understand personal stories and that's when our morality is more likely to kick in, so this this does feel worse because it's personal and not just impersonally trying to kill everyone. Our brains are not made for the modern world ;;-;; Which is a tragedy in itself. It's the same reason we have a hard time dealing w/ climate change--it's not wired for our fear response.
its actually from a book about stalin
Doctor Mike : *kills someone* Yes!
Medical Board : Who gave him his degree?
This should get more likes lol
Mike Varshavski
Job: doctor
At free time: kills people
Edit: Dr Mike used to answer me when i get early or when i get more likes, now he's answering 1 like comments that has been posted 12 hours after the video.
Excuse me?
lol...🤣
u made my day 💗
Reminds me of Dexter, has to faces
The handsome version of Hannibal ahah
@@mariaisandelli2905 of course hahahh lol
Guess he did well in killing some time in his hands.
The fact that Peewoop on the caption is [Strange Noise] 😂😂😂
“Oh no, their healing him!” - Quote by an actual doctor.
"It's because I got... a doctorate degree. And I know how to kill Ted Bundy."
~Dr. Mike, 2019
😁
"I'll keep it simple..." *chooses Hitler*
Hitler: Am I a joke to you?
Everyone: Yes
*wait till stalin gets up from his death…*
He deserves it he was a bad guy after all
No replies?
LMAO XD
Totally bro.
“OR HE WILL LIVE- I won’t let that happen”- a real doctor
"We're not gonna make Hitler a workaholic"
You know what, good call. Hadn't thought about it, but yeah.
Captain America: i punched Hitler
Dr Mike: hold my MD
MARVEL!!😁
Dean Winchester also killed Hitler.
@@earthisnotflat7557 the doctor (doctor who) accidentally saves him
Dean Winchester killed him
u mean DO 😡
Dr. Mike: "Okay. We're going to keep this simple"
*Names victims Hitler and Ted Bundy*
Me: "Well, that escalated quickly."
Moral of this video+the plague inc video: Do Not mess with doctors. They know how to kill you just as much as they know how to heal you.
Dr Mike: "I WaNT HiM To SuFfEr NoW!"
😂😂😂
I died rat that moment
watching this makes me realize how scary an evil doctor would be LMAO
Imagine dealing with a person who knows your weaknesses and how to use them against you 💀
@@ham4da 💀✌
Faucci
I don’t think they will risk their years of medical training and medical school dept to be evil.
@@deusvult6920 If you're going to call someone evil, at least spell their name right
Nobody:
Dr Mike: "Ill keep it simple for now, lets call him Hitler"
But everybody’s commenting the hitler thing
Uhm...this unfunny meme has to die.
Shendue : Objection! this evidence Clearly contradicts the Testimony
Judge: I see no contradictions here... I'm Sorry Mr Wright for you will have to be penalized
Shendue : well crap
"I'm gonna make sure that he has the worst risk factors for survival and *THEN* hit him with the symptoms."
-A licensed medical professional.
Mike: "I'm being a bad doctor and actually killing my patient but for some reason it feels kinda good"
Mike's patients:😰😰😰😰😰😰
LMAOOOO
Don't worry, my doctor is
Dr. Johny sins, he even helps my mom to work out, fix the pipe lines, and even my mom freed him from Gail, a real hero..
@@grudeasnaots210 I can cure your mom same as Jonny sins
''I made a terrible a mistake''
- one of Mike's patient after watching this video
Brooo he has no patients
"Granted, it's Hitler, so it's okay."
*that killed me*
'Ted Bundy is under lot of stress' 'um yeah his body is dying' 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Doctor Mike has inspired me to change my career choice
I used to want to join the army
NOW I WANT TO BE A DOCTOR
6:44 Dr Mike: *Kills Patient
*Whispers, but for some reason it feels kind of GOOD... 😦
*loses his licence*😂😂😂
He whispers in every video
It was Hitler so I don't blame him 😂
His boss watching this: atleast he's using criminals
Hi
@@diversethemultiwing4594 what
yea
War Criminals*
@@justsomedudeonyoutube1541 I eat cum
mike: chooses hitler
“We’re gonna keep it MILD to start it up”
Allore Pink Yeah felt kinda awkward 😐
Mild is the difficulty setting, not how he's going to treat Hitler.
Knowing Dr. Mike is Jewish makes him choosing hitler as the first victim so much funnier. As a fellow Jew, I salute you, sir.
Doctor Mike:
Killing the patient, it kinda feels nice! :3
Medical Board:
(0.0)
No one:
Literally no one:
Dr. Mike: PERFECT! Ted Bundy is about to have unprotected sexual relations. IM READY
Character: Regular Smoker
Respiratory: *100%*
Nick’s Game Zøne what is world?
It probably means that is 100% for a smoker, but like 70% compared to a non-smoker
This would be the villain origin story of a doctor who got too addicted to bio inc 💀💀
"Someone is going to hear me in the other room...."
"Bear! Did you hear that?"
😂😂
“I’ll keep it simple for now”.
1 second later
“hitler”
Lies xd
he's a legend xd
«I want him to suffer NOW!»
- Dr. Mike
"oh no theyre healing him"
-doctor mike an actual doctor
"A Doctor in the US losses his medical licences due to bad behavior"
"Aww. HPV? That's not even that fun." XD
Imagine if Ted Bundy got AIDS instead. Mike would be over the moon.
@@bradle4162 Nah AIDS is also a long term thing and easily treatable these days. We need something faster acting. :P
"Aww we got HPV that's not even that fun"
-Dr. Mike
Killua
As an overweight smoker with high blood pressure and high cholesterol who has occasional chest pains named John, I feel attacked by Bio Inc's intro video 😂😂
idk if you're joking or not
Mike: Potassium deficiency will end him for sure.
Me: [sweating] [walks speedily to the kitchen to eat some bananas]
Wait I've seen this joke a couple of times, but never understood it, what is Potassium Deficiency and what do bananas do to it?
@@rejiix Bananas are rich in potassium (a vitamin).
@@rejiix Bananas are known to contain a good amount of potassium and are pretty much famous for it. It's just something your body needs; thereby curing the deficiency in potassium.
Beans, legumes, and avocados are high in potassium too
Bananas are far from the best sources of potassium (333 mg/100 g). Far better alternatives are avocadoes (500-600 mg/100 g), cruciferous vegetables (400-700 mg/100 g; depends on the type) and salmon (600-800 mg/100 g).
You would do much better eating broccoli or kale for potassium than bananas, avoiding all that sugar and getting much more minerals overall.
Mike: loves educating people about health
Also mike: Kills people in excitement
Sksksksksk
Love 🇨🇦
Shreya Raj is that the cat summon sound
Bipolar-ness?
egjw1234 u aren’t the nicest person ever
the pc version looks great and has a "save the patient" mode, try it!
I found it difficult because I kept misdiagnosing the symptoms. Would love to see how an actual doctor fares in that mode.
Does it cost money for pc like plauge inc does?
@@BlackKnight413 yep
@@Ridhalol right
@@Ridhalol who said that?
Doctor Mike: I will keep it simple for now
Also Doctor Mike: