Doctor Mike is a very scary person to control Plague Inc. Something tells me if the power to create a deadly disease was in his hands, we would all die.
@@dutchvanderlinde7775 - In 2020, we need all the fun we can get. If that means dealing out garbage jokes, I'm more than happy to put my head on the chopping block for the amusement of others.
Some tips from a pro for anyone playing this game. You want to avoid symptoms as long as possible on most of the diseases and don't initiate your plague to kill anyone until most of the World is covered than rush for the symptoms that kill people. If you get detected early on you will be cured almost guaranteed. Also start in China or India. They're the best starts.
@@zeryt7646 actually some people believe That it was created in the USA by scientists, and then taken to China to wipe the population out, but clearly, it backfired. I'm actually not sure if that is actually true
Speaking of plagues and games, shouldn’t Dr Mike play Bio Inc? or Bio Inc: Redemption? It being about a singular patient, and either tormenting him with a disease to kill him, or playing doctor to cure him of a disease.
No, it actually isn't! I started playing Plague Inc on mobile today and I got that pop up! :D I shouldn't be happy about thinking about how we destroy the world with viruses-
When you start a game, you won't get spotted unless you evolve symptoms. And if you don't get spotted, you have a ton of time to evolve transmissions and infect the whole world, before the humans wake up one day and find that half of humanity just got a total organ failure in the span of a night. Experiment with different evolution routes, especially in transmissions, the upgrade placement appears in pairs. Guess what happens when the two upgrade routes meet The symptoms tab has a lot of evolutions, but you don't have to upgrade all of them. Just know that the closer the symptoms are to the middle, the more severe it gets. The abilities tab changes in different modes. Also, you can fast forward the time in the game.
Thanos: *snaps* DM-V5: *eradicates the universe by its symptoms and its resistances* Thanos: *gets eradicated* Dr. Mike: My child c: DM-V5: c: I love u dad
I started playing this game about a week before I heard about covid. I then had to stop when I started it in China and things started to seem a little too familiar...
Whenever I played that game I always started in China and made transmition by coughing... Sooo... Yeah I knew this game was some villain in a hideout just having us make him a good plan to eradicate humans.
@@TheRealJeviro I like to go for rash sweating then skin lessons it extremely effective. Sometime I also go for some other symptoms like cysts then abcess. Or insomnia and paranoia. Then I go for transmissions. I win mega brutal easy with almost any disease and its really effective.
I played it back when the CDC recommended it. Did a slow subclinical infection, mild cough, aerosol and fomite spread and let it slowly develop new abilities over the course of a year, then mutated it to kill. Wiped everyone out in a few months, given much of the planet was infected with the original organism.
If you just use transmission vectors and don’t give it any symptoms until the whole world is infected then it goes unnoticed and then you go for multi-organ failure :p
max upgrade wind and water, upgrade resistance, devolve all symptoms until no one is healthy so it wouldn't be noticeable, and if all is infected go kill the human race >:)
7 months ago; TH-cam: Nah not now 6 months ago; TH-cam: hmm not yet 5 months ago; TH-cam: Just put it on hold *Coronavirus breaks out* TH-cam: Ah yes, nows the time.
Bhav Kaur Boy BWO backspace be 0000 excuse me that is incorrect because you are being very rude and I can’t even believe you went out because this is so even mean that I don’t even know how you’re acting because this is just
Evelyn alexis Never never even played this game beforeI don’t know how hot how do you do that 05 now and I really like it so I hope you actually do it to Byam I’m not really sure because I can’t let damn black sedan what do you
Hania Siddiqui also, it’s a joke because he is Russian, and he was born (just) before it was over and everyone had to be it... we all realise he’s not a soviet, obviously (:
I love how DOCTER Mike would be one of the most excited and invested people to play a game that infects and kills people and our whole entire race of humans! DOCTER Mike is just a great person for his job! :DD
When he was reading the mega brutal description, when he said "random medic checkups" I just imagined a doctor grabbing you by the arm and saying "fuck you, you getting tested"
Imagine how either amazing / horrifying it could be to come back from a doctors appointment, and find out that this doctor taking care of you also openly plays plague inc in front of the entire internet!
Exactly, in one game greenland killed all the ill people and weren't infected anymore because of it. At the end ~30.000 greenlanders where the last people still alive. Total BS. xD
Mostly because in order to reach Greenland you have to take either Iceland or Norway which are the only two nations that have ships arriving there. Madagascar is Greenland-equivalent.
ahard-daysnight i think that it's just for comedic purposes but I don't think Moon Starr is using it right, xd. It's more like in a real conversation where someone cuts off another Like, this DM-V5: I'm the best virus woohoo- Coronavirus: *am I a joke to you?*
(for context I haven't watched the video as I'm posting this comment.) The strat here is you want to get ULTRA transmission first, and once it says "No more healthy people left" you evolve up to total organ failure, pulmonary oedema, all that good stuff.
He studied, he worked hard, he went to medical school, to play a game that was the exact opposite of what his job is.
You gotta learn the enemy
No you little fucker I really thought it was a fuckin hair!
That profile picture is why dark mode is superior
@@Mikeological bruh
I didnt get trick by your profile
Mike: infects greenland pretty soon
Rest of Plague Inc. Players: Impossible
You underestimate my power!
What aboout Madagascar and Iceland?
Morocco is harder lol
Doctor Mike is a very scary person to control Plague Inc. Something tells me if the power to create a deadly disease was in his hands, we would all die.
@@hc3733 forgetting the carribean aswell
2019: Hmm, sounds fake, but okay.
2020: I'm about to make this a reality.
2020 be like reality can be whatever want
True
If i stunned someone everytime i see comments like this, he would die.
@@dutchvanderlinde7775 - In 2020, we need all the fun we can get. If that means dealing out garbage jokes, I'm more than happy to put my head on the chopping block for the amusement of others.
@@emilybrown3689 But these jokes are starting to get annoying.
I've seen a lawyer play Phoenix Wright, now a doctor play plague inc.
Next Gordon Ramsay needs to play Cooking Mama
I need this
Yes.
This needs to exist
YESSS
i wonder whats next
plague inc used to make me laugh bc i was like “why would sick people hug people?” and now i have learned.
AvaCakes loved ones...
😭
@@Cassxowary hazmat suits...
Michael Zoucha their*
Michael Zoucha And? No need to use the wrong grammar. You just look dumb. Apply what you learn in school.
Dr Mike: Tries to play the easiest mode to finish it quickly
Also Dr Mike: awww they found a cure
omg i see you everywhere on youtube. It is so cool!
It s funny to see a actual medical pro play this game.☺
@@allisonbailey8242 Just the same profile pic, its a meme
@@saltysoysauce954 yeah.. that man is not a man of culture
Jason Zheng and that’s why you don’t get the symptoms until everyone’s infected XD
*"I've only killed 362 million people."*
*Things your doctor says to reassure you before your medical operation.*
Rainbow Dashy such an underrated comment
Nice name
*Million
Rainbow Dashy wth is your profile pic
Some tips from a pro for anyone playing this game. You want to avoid symptoms as long as possible on most of the diseases and don't initiate your plague to kill anyone until most of the World is covered than rush for the symptoms that kill people. If you get detected early on you will be cured almost guaranteed.
Also start in China or India. They're the best starts.
The fact that he lost on casual mode proves he is a doctor
Yea but he played first time
i guess im a doctor then
So?
But he won
@@keefemooney3529 His plague was eradicated the first time because he didn't really have a strategy or know what he was doing.
"Casual is : Nobody washes their hands, people give hugs" look like we are having a pretty Casual pandemic guys!
Just another day on planet Earth.
Big oof
L O L
“I’ve only killed 362 million people”
THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS IN THIS BRACKET
Petition to rename to *America Mode*
*DM-V4:* fails
*World:* sighs in relief
*DM-V5:* Allow me to introduce myself.
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name. But what's confusing you is the nature of my game.
@@yshkadiie26 ALEXANDER.. uhh.. no.. THE END OF HISTORY
@@yshkadiie26 I know hamilton
DM-V5 : *ZA WARUDO!*
@@yshkadiie26 Alexander Andersen
*_Chooses Russia_
*_Then chooses U.S_
*Cold War Intensifies*
Was that a pun
@icybluedragon r/woooooosh
icybluedragon The word “can’t” also contains an apostrophe
icybluedragon Wooosh
He was born in Russia BTW
Doctor Mike: “Keep the symptoms mild, keep the resistance on high.”
Coronavirus: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
A bit of an ameture move should have gone for necrosis for corpse transmission if they wanted to kill
bro that message was on almost a year ago :_:@@kelvinyeo9165
Lol
@@kelvinyeo9165if you kill too much you will kill too many infected people to spread the virus
Thanks SpongeBob. Lol
Doctor : we're going to make dm-V4 like the flu!
Coronavirus: write that down, write that down
Copied
Omg lmao
You mean "The Government" 😅
Anonymous SweetiePie143 yee the chinese government
Oh my god, this is hilarious! 😂😂
“We’re gonna make DM-V4 like the flu”
COVID-19: I just wanna say that i’m a huge fan.
Hahaha nice
Lolz good one!
Covid's mother is "CHINA"
@@zeryt7646 actually some people believe That it was created in the USA by scientists, and then taken to China to wipe the population out, but clearly, it backfired. I'm actually not sure if that is actually true
@@Neo_Satedoriiii I literally saw a titok of roblox covid and he said "mother?" And he said "CHINA" lol so thats why I send this replie to explain
*Dr. Mike* : stay happy and healthy.
*DM-V5* : am i a joke to you?
DM-V4**
Cupids Manager DM-V5**
Cupids Manager DM-V4 was cured 😂
Speaking of plagues and games, shouldn’t Dr Mike play Bio Inc? or Bio Inc: Redemption? It being about a singular patient, and either tormenting him with a disease to kill him, or playing doctor to cure him of a disease.
😂
“I’ve only killed 362 million people.” - Doctor Mike
Things your doctor says to you to calm you down before your surgery
@@idostuff8 LMAOOOOOO 🤣
DM-V5: **exists**
Coronavirus: write that down, write that down!
Love this comment
Charles the French moments
Lol
when the comment below you is the comment u copied
It's scary!- halp
"the deaths are gonna skyrocket if I do pneumonia"
coronavirus: oh, I see.
I heard that too
yeah that part definitely didn't age well
@COVID-19 could u not
Look at the dates in the top right corner
@@zeeshan22ism I'm scared now...
Me: * Rushed to the hospital*
Nurse: * we don't have any doctors at the moment*
Mom: * where are they? *
Doctors:
*k i l l a l l t h e m a l l*
No they are play this
King Collin55 don’t wanna be the guy to wooosh, but welcome to the joke what would you like to say?
That reminds me of my dad
BlockyDoesStuff what
fun fact: there was a pop up in the first few minutes of the game saying "Think: what would happen in real life?" that feature is now gone.
No, it actually isn't! I started playing Plague Inc on mobile today and I got that pop up! :D I shouldn't be happy about thinking about how we destroy the world with viruses-
@@simeonsardanov1056it was removed during the height of Covid but is now back because Covid is on the down low
Doctor Mike:"Here are tips on how to erase humans"
Coronavirus:"Write that down, write that down!"
Marta do you have any more tips?
@@AyYoSirocco infect greenland
I hear Spongebob's voice when I read this
So that means the new Chiron is a rip-off?
Yup, talking about mucus and making it like the flu, then how pneumonia would make it deadly...
Docter: Why are you going to greenland?
Plague Inc Player: *You wouldn’t understand*
nice
*_y e s_*
*yes.*
*You wouldn’t get it
I had to read that several times before understanding it
He enjoys this way too much. He seems intelligent. I'm worried.
Wow you got a heart
@@Albiefanatic I'm so happy, he doesn't give hearts much either! :D This has made my day, thanks for letting me know!
Never edit it. Hearts gets removed on edited comment
But not smart enough to figure that people can't find a cure for a disease that they don't know exists, 0 symptoms is the way to go
@Cecil WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU HAVE JUST REVEALED HOW TO CREATE A GREAT PLAGUE
I feel like when he chose Russia it was personal 💀
He has origins of it so it probably was 💀
You say that like he hates his own people 😂
"I've killed everyone on earth"
Things you dont want to hear your doctor say
Yeah
I mean... at least you won't be around to hear it?
Eve Edena if you hear him say it then it means that he’s a liar! Unless your the doctor
What a story prompt tho
@@featherman9 Maybe you're both in space. Then he could be telling the truth and you wouldn't be him.
Me: *Sees Greenland isn't infected yet* "Oh no."
DM-V5: "It's free real estate."
Greenland is always a b***h to infect
@@nicholashamilton5767 thats why i start in greenland. Otherwise its so hard to infect
@@celestinekraus6110 or Russia and just use transmissions so it never gets discovered
Greenland is always what destroys my runs in this game
@@nicholashamilton5767 Also Madagascar.
Normal Doctor- We need to cure this disease!
Dr.Mike- Why aren't they dying faster?
Bet you play roblox
Still chill
Sadly true lol
When you start a game, you won't get spotted unless you evolve symptoms. And if you don't get spotted, you have a ton of time to evolve transmissions and infect the whole world, before the humans wake up one day and find that half of humanity just got a total organ failure in the span of a night.
Experiment with different evolution routes, especially in transmissions, the upgrade placement appears in pairs. Guess what happens when the two upgrade routes meet
The symptoms tab has a lot of evolutions, but you don't have to upgrade all of them. Just know that the closer the symptoms are to the middle, the more severe it gets.
The abilities tab changes in different modes.
Also, you can fast forward the time in the game.
“Like the flu, but with cysts!” The plague. You’re making the plague. 😂
THANOS: I'm gonna wipe out half of the population of universe.
DM-V5: Am I a joke to you?
Laughed more than I should at this .... 😅
Oh hello, fellow kaneki-for-profilepic guy
@@notaweeb4177weeb what's up?
Thanos: *snaps*
DM-V5: *eradicates the universe by its symptoms and its resistances*
Thanos: *gets eradicated*
Dr. Mike: My child c:
DM-V5: c: I love u dad
Hey kaneki
*DM-V4 gets eradicated*
*DM-V5 arrives*
Dr. Mike in his lab coat and glasses: (laughs in mad doctor)
his inner soviet is coming out ;p
*Hides in scared citizen*
I like how half of the commenters on videos probably watch ddm and this is what they comment
Sats4 Debois never heard of that guy unfortunately. I’m too drunk at the moment to look them up bro are they good?...?.?
*shit pants*
“Projectile vomiting, cool cool cool cool.”
“Wow never thought I’d say that”
😂😂😂
Imagine watching this and then immediately needed to go to hospital and then this guy is treating you
"Just need more amnesia."
Here you have it, a doctor enjoying the opposite of what they’re paid for.
and being really joyful about it
Dr. Mike: A Russian immigrant.
Also Dr. Mike: Picks Russia.
so he get more patients...
Elisabeth Heiman lmao I didn’t think about that
Russia: KILL ALL PIGEONS KILL ALL THE FUCKING PIGEONS
“Ain’t no stopping us nowww. BOOM DEMONITIZED.”
- Dr. Mike 2k19
You should do a trans video. Im ftm transgender and I want a Doctor Mike video on trans stuff
@@loralaidig5361 You sure you wanted this to be a reply and not your own comment..?
Cottidae ^^
Copied
7:53
New strain of coronavirus emerged in China
TH-cam: here's a doctor playing plague inc
Lmao same, I even seen this video before.
Same here 😂
Yep
youtube is trying to tell us something
On a computer in Area 51
Why does DM-V4 or DM-V5 sound like they could be real virus names?
"Oh. What's got you feeling this way?"
"Got diagnosed with DM-V5"
"You have become the thing you have sworn to destroy!"
Timothy Joo this deserves more likes
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, MIKE!" :D
"you were supposed to destroy them, not join them"
I understood that reference.
*IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM JOIN THEM*
“The deaths are going to skyrocket when i do pneumonia”
Coronavirus: yes
Him: *infects greenland in his first try*
Plague inc. players: "Impossible."
Same
Same
Same
same
What about madagascar. Thats the worst
I started playing this game about a week before I heard about covid. I then had to stop when I started it in China and things started to seem a little too familiar...
I mean, all the big plagues started in China.
hmmmmm….
Whenever I played that game I always started in China and made transmition by coughing... Sooo... Yeah I knew this game was some villain in a hideout just having us make him a good plan to eradicate humans.
Their 2014 trailer showcases a virus starting in China 💀
"I've only killed 362 million people," says Doctor Mike
lmao
Weird flex for a doctor to make, but ok
Got to put that on his Resume lol
"all the doctors in the world are focused on developing a cure"
Dr Mike: NO
"Stop doing research.."
Timestampp
Mike is a Doctor-
6:08
cats are da BOMB
You mean doctor not docter right?
“I’ve killed everyone on earth”
- a literal doctor
Abby all he needed was his lab coat, stethoscope and glasses.
Well, it would take an actual doctor to create a super bacteria like this.
Mike Warski wat
@@tariqmcmaster8668 not talking to you
@Tariq McMaster You heard the man. He ain't talking to you. Scram.
"I've never been so exited for humanity to cease to existence"
- Doctor Mike
Dr. Mike: *watching the number of people alive drop*
Also Dr. Mike: it’s like New Years!
Berry Blossom why is the thumb blue
@@sticky_bee hypothermia
Dark Scootaloo it has frostbite.
Soooooo
Doctor mike: *starts with symptoms*
Plague Inc. veterans: You weren’t supposed to do that
@Random Gaming But That makes you more noticeable and gives you a lower chance of winning
@@TheRealJeviro I like to go for rash sweating then skin lessons it extremely effective. Sometime I also go for some other symptoms like cysts then abcess. Or insomnia and paranoia. Then I go for transmissions. I win mega brutal easy with almost any disease and its really effective.
@Random Gaming plus you get the extra dna from red bobbles by doing that.
If you start w symptoms that increase how contagious it is you can end the game quicker
@Flickering Lightswitch that right? XD
"This is the most evil I've ever been in my life and I am here for it." LMAOOOOO. I'M CRACKING UP. 😂😂😂
Me: I trust Doctor Mike. He's a DO.
Mike: I've only killed 362 million people.
Me : Takes up boxing in case he shows up in my neighborhood.
“I’ve never been so excited for humanity to cease existence!”
Doctor Mike- 2019
Am I the only one Who thinks that he is an Psychopath?
nice pfp
I am Like#666
You're welcome, Papyrus :D
Excited*
"exited".
"I've only killed 362 million people..."
-A doctor
@Mr. john lol
he's playing on a ps4 :)
nothing compared to THE DR.
99999900
Covid-19: HA that's rookie numbers, watch how it's done
“I’ve only killed 362 million people”
FBI: Interesting.....
I AM SORRY! I CHANGED IT FROM 666 likes to 667!
I am sorry! i made it 999 likes!
It is interesting....
Good, people. Not herrschers. Good.
FBI: Hold my beer...
doctor: successfully cured their patients
*credit card declines*
doctor:
Watching a gamer play this game:
“Oh this this funny”
Watching a doctor play this game:
“Wtf I am I scared of him??”
Same
Same
Gamers always name their plague something stupid and laugh at it the whole time but I get the impression that Mike could actually engineer a superbug
@@Corviidei I agree
@AwareStub Man nice spelling I like your spelling
"....you know what? Let's target the motherland."
Dat One Random Girl nice likes
As an American, I can also confirm this. I infect America first a LOT. Hahah!
Zoey Rae James The motherland is Russia...
Dat One Random Girl *chuckles* Elmo’s gonna dance for the motherland!
Zoey Rae James kinda ironic since he is a bit of a Russian himself.
*“Ive killed… Everyone on Earth.”*
- Doctor Mike, 2019
Lol
Elon and his army of rovers on Mars be like: O_O
Without context, this makes Doctor Mike sound like a feared fictitious villain. I'm impressed.
i feel like coronavirus stole that-
I played it back when the CDC recommended it.
Did a slow subclinical infection, mild cough, aerosol and fomite spread and let it slowly develop new abilities over the course of a year, then mutated it to kill.
Wiped everyone out in a few months, given much of the planet was infected with the original organism.
7:57 penguin spontaneously combust 😂😂
Alternate title: doctor breaks the hippocratic oath several times and carries out multiple acts of bioterrorism
Cheese Yourself nice
:)
More like several billion times
Coronavirus Stop killing people it's rude →_→
@@sparkzvlogz2039 Murder? That's c r i n g e
8:57 “ you got to be strategic if you want your virus to destroy the world” 😂
The way he said it so serious. Oml
No.. you really do.. because most countries close their borders and Japan and Australia developed cures really quickly 😭
If you just use transmission vectors and don’t give it any symptoms until the whole world is infected then it goes unnoticed and then you go for multi-organ failure :p
Dr. Mike: "stop doing research" HAHAHAHHA ohmyghad
Dr. Mike: STOP DOING MY JOB
No one:
Doctor Mike playing plague inc: Aint no body gonna break my stride, aint nobody gonna slow me down.
Doctor: plays plague inc.
Me:
*"You were supposed to destroy them not join them"*
Better post : Doctor Mike: plays plague inc.
Me: YOU BECAME THE VERY THING TOU SWORE TO DESTROY
@@dabberdood2009 thanks but no thanks i'd probably copy all of the stuff you said but thats just stealing plus i don't like using caps very often
@@pilotpat alr
oof ,too late
@@pilotpat kinda gay
Name: DM-V4
"It just sounds scary"
The DMV is always scary
Devil May cry?
phantom trope wat?
@@phantomtrope4585 Department of Motor Vehicles
@@phantomtrope4585 (face palm)
How old are you??
Devil may vape ?
Hippocratic Oath: Dr. Mike? :(
Dr. Mike: New phone who dis?
>:D
cak01vej I will use my treatment to help the sick... to die faster, at my leisure. The fine print gets ya every time. 🤷🏻♀️
when the doctor gets fired:
Imagine the chaos…
Greenland: gets infected
Me who has been trying to infect Greenland for ages: impossible
I’ve learned ALWAYS START IN GREENLAND 🤣🤣🤣
True, but caribbean is also hard to infect. Just all island countries with 1 transport
@@sonnyg960 I always start in Madagascar
max upgrade wind and water, upgrade resistance, devolve all symptoms until no one is healthy so it wouldn't be noticeable,
and if all is infected go kill the human race >:)
btw go start in china.
*A cure has been developed and is being distributed worldwide*
Doctor Mike: "Nooooooooo. That's so sad."
Normal Doctors : We gonna cure this plague
Dr. Mike : *STOP DOING RESEARCH!*
his inner soviet is coming out ;p
I love how he actually knows what he’s doing when he’s playing the game and not just clicking what looks the most danagerous
Dr. Mike: let’s infect Russia 🇷🇺
Putin: I am about to end this man whole career...
He himself is Russian
What career?
I'm scared I'm live in russia
@@darkblender7411 DM-V4 had insided your body
@@jetjecht5327 :)
someone did an oopsie playing this game in real life
God, lol
@@missswiss6498 doesn’t seem like god is a pro gamer then😂
Unless he just wanted to start some population control😗
He increased too much severity and infection
@@missswiss6498 Satan: Am I a joke to you?
Dr. Mike: *Greenland is infected*
Plague Inc Players: *suprised pikachu face*
I legit said while watching "but if it doesn't hit Greenland, he's still gonna lose" 😂
I've played plague inc evolved and i successfully infected greenland, woosh me of you want i won't be angry
Seriously😂 i wiped out 7 billion people only to lose tob7 people in greenland
@@haregs7203 frickin Greenland *Vietnam flashbacks*
You can say that again
Imagine a patient sees this before getting a surgery from Dr. Mike!🤣🤣
7 months ago; TH-cam: Nah not now
6 months ago; TH-cam: hmm not yet
5 months ago; TH-cam: Just put it on hold
*Coronavirus breaks out*
TH-cam: Ah yes, nows the time.
Same
Can we all just pray and hope for the best because. It is not funny anymore it's now become terrifying every single day
@@asyrafsyahla7868 Yeah I agree, it's actually giving me a lot of anxiety and I can't stop reading about it.
@@Chaz1871 you cant stop reading ? what are you ? machine ?
My time has come
Dr Mike: "Ive killed everyone on earth!"
16 seconds later: "Stay Happy and healthy"
lol hahaha
Bhav Kaur Boy BWO backspace be 0000 excuse me that is incorrect because you are being very rude and I can’t even believe you went out because this is so even mean that I don’t even know how you’re acting because this is just
@@conner017_5 wut?
Evelyn alexis Never never even played this game beforeI don’t know how hot how do you do that 05 now and I really like it so I hope you actually do it to Byam I’m not really sure because I can’t let damn black sedan what do you
Evelyn alexis He's spamming autocorrect like a spastic
Alien From Mars uhm
This really hasn't aged well
Definitely not
mhmm
yup
Mmm watcha say
The fact that he liked a comment posted 1 month ago from a video that was posted almost a year ago shows just how much he checks on his older videos.
This game gets so much harder when you actually go further than the begging scenarios
Doctor: *Ends the world*
Also doctor
“Stay happy and healthy🤓”....💀💀😭
🤣🤣🤣
_Creepy Plague Inc. music intensifies._
@@Shrooblord *RiNg aRoUnD the RoSiEs*
I'm a Nurse in training and i'm conflicted with this
*JuSt REmemBEr tO BloW You NoSe*
"I've never been so excited for humanity to cease to existence." - Dr. Mikhail Varshavski, 2019
his inner soviet is coming out ;p
*coughs* that's racist
@@haniasiddiqui1742 that's is not racist. Soviet is not a race, it's a political ideology.
Hania Siddiqui also, it’s a joke because he is Russian, and he was born (just) before it was over and everyone had to be it... we all realise he’s not a soviet, obviously (:
Dr. Mikhail Varshavski
Hmmm.... I guess I've heard a similar name before.
*Mike Wazowski*
Dr. Mike: [Treats people's illnesses and whatnot for a living]
Dr. Mike, playing Plague Inc Evolved: [Manic glee over global demise through illness]
Kristin O that’s how Mafia work
Job security
It’s a game & this is a dumb joke to use this format for. You need a drummer following you around.
@@yourfairyGodgod Can I request bagpipes instead? Bagpipes are cooler.
@@GreatFrostHawk Even better: An army of kazoos.
I love how DOCTER Mike would be one of the most excited and invested people to play a game that infects and kills people and our whole entire race of humans! DOCTER Mike is just a great person for his job! :DD
Dr. Mike's boss: what're you doing?
Dr. Mike: just killing humanity
Mélissa K.L _Casually killing humanity_
*killing humanity intensifies*
Dr. Mikes boss: I'm calling the fbi
@@gabefoundation4283 Casually? He seemed to be having a grand ole time.
BUT HE IS THE BOSS
Doctor Mike: “It’s gonna be like the flu”
Coronavirus: “mhm, keep going”
lol
"Why aren't people dying FASTER?" - DR Mike
Note that this is a doctor.
@@jkbutterfly3142 *Russian doctor
He should have called it fortnite
I Will Not Like So The Like Number Keeps At
also Dr. Mike: "stay happy and healthy"
Im glad u have left this video up :) the world needs to laugh and heal from the bullshit and chaos caused by what we went through
Thanos: i will eradicate half of life with a snap.
Dr. Mike : Hold my stethascope
I salute you for this joke
Good job
*stethoscope
@@hannahlee6
It triggered me too.
@@tiffles3890 hahaha
When he was reading the mega brutal description, when he said "random medic checkups" I just imagined a doctor grabbing you by the arm and saying "fuck you, you getting tested"
Lmao
underated comment
lmao
"No please! I have a family!"
"WE'RE COMING FOR THEM TOO"
"No please! I have a family!"
"WE'RE COMING FOR THEM TOO"
Watching people die:
Dr. Mike: *it's like new years!*
lol
Charlotte230489 I bet you are 89 years old cause you can’t take a joke
@Charlotte230489 oh, I think I hear something in the distance. "In the distance" *r/whoosh*
@tiki taka ph www.reddit.com/r/whoosh
Imagine how either amazing / horrifying it could be to come back from a doctors appointment, and find out that this doctor taking care of you also openly plays plague inc in front of the entire internet!
I realised the moment he got the glasses, things just got serious. No humans are going to survive this time😂😂😂
let's hope covid isn't that serious
@@dragona9257 it's worse actually.... frighteningly real😢😢😢
get the masks...
@@turtle2078 yuppie ☺
@@turtle2078 yeah
"Come on, how are people not dying faster"
Dark side of doctors revealed
Oh, dear.
We all have a dark side.
Feed him an apple before he destroys humanity.
@@lovelydolltime8006 even angels?
@@flowerisokay28 Did you mean angles?
5:13
“ Poor Russia is just all red on this map“
ahh... *_JUST LIKE OLD TIMES_*
*_SOVIET ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING_*
National anthem intensifies
*EVERYTHING'S SQUATTING*
The fact that Dr Mike is from the USSR makes this more ironic
*SQUATTING INTENSIFIES*
“What is your goal when being a doctor?”
“To make a cure for DM-V5 impossible” 💀
“You gotta be strategic if you want your virus to destroy the world.”
- Doctor Mike
that moment when a doctor calls bacteria a virus
Immortalcheese the second one was a virus
@@Immortalcheese he meant covid 19
i just heard him say that as i read this
@@embassy7497 7:25
doctor mike: gets greenland before africa
everyone: impossible
Exactly, in one game greenland killed all the ill people and weren't infected anymore because of it. At the end ~30.000 greenlanders where the last people still alive. Total BS. xD
Start in Greenland
It’s cuz Russia=cold
Also there are ships travelling between russia and greenland
Mostly because in order to reach Greenland you have to take either Iceland or Norway which are the only two nations that have ships arriving there.
Madagascar is Greenland-equivalent.
Dr Mike: Makes videos on how to stay healthy
Also Dr Mike: "SToP doInG ReaSEARch on A cURe LeT pEOple DiE!" ahahahahahaha omg im crying xD
I believe we are witnessing the birth of a supervillain... o.o;
@@hazukichanx408 ok i know right OwO
7:20 “I have my white coat😎” HAHAHAHHAH I LOVE THIS
guy: has coronavirus
nurse: MIKE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
mike: im busy
also mike:
XD
wait, there was coronavirus in may 2019? was it the mers? or sars?
Natsuki Hatake SARS was 2003
I was reading this when it was 4:42 😂
I'd laugh but the toxoplasma gondii has already got to you
they could’ve cured DM-V5 if they did more chest compressions
Or drank apple cider vinegar
Or smelled more essential oils
Or killed anti-vaccers
ImagineLOL.
Doctor Mike: “I know America’s weakness”
North Korea: Tell me more.
*North Korea has entered the chat*
@@nadyabermudez7761 indeed
Moon_Starr 19 why do people put a dash after a sentence?
ahard-daysnight Idk
ahard-daysnight i think that it's just for comedic purposes but I don't think Moon Starr is using it right, xd.
It's more like in a real conversation where someone cuts off another
Like, this
DM-V5: I'm the best virus woohoo-
Coronavirus: *am I a joke to you?*
(for context I haven't watched the video as I'm posting this comment.) The strat here is you want to get ULTRA transmission first, and once it says "No more healthy people left" you evolve up to total organ failure, pulmonary oedema, all that good stuff.