Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 พ.ค. 2024
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“Your shirts are so tight they could give you chest compressions” 🥇😂👏🏻
Felt that was the best one.
That was my favorite.
@@FabienneG6 Definitely the most accurate lol.
Loki's Scepter same
This one gets me weak
You really did approach him in the creepiest way possible.
hmm.... No replies?
*Asks in Gruff voice: Heyyy, what moniker do you go by?
How should he have asked him then?
"How old are you..." oh wait
😆
I wish the "You look like you f*cked up your modeling career and decided to play doctor instead" was in the top 5
I cried laughing during this lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, I liked that one the best too!
Imagine he did this in 2023 . The roasts would be wild
Omg so true lol
Why tho? UwU
Why? Because he is from Russia? Imagine roasting someone because of their origin, especially when they have explicitly condemned the war
@@kseniarasputin3147 wtf , what does him being Russian have to do with anything? It's 2023 people are just too crazy , do you live under a rock ? Tf .
67ygg7😊
Doctor Mike: *laughs outside but cries inside.*
Why?
@@Pista80 BRUH YOU SCARED ME
Tim Salman lollllllloll
@@Pista80 HAHA you can't rick roll me i memorised the link.
@@Pista80 i know it's still rick roll they make other videos to trick people you can't trick me mortal!!!
Doctor Mike: *speaks Russian*
Me: 😳😳
Sapphire Fangs GIRL I REWINDED LIKE 37385418 TIMES
Dnt ask..... I'm having trouble breathing
What did he say?
@@cathreenzhen5948 he said that he talks russian
Muda russia
Dr. Mike is the only person who would turn a joke into a medical lesson..
"most accidents happen within 1 mile of your home" I LIVE WITHIN ONE MILE FROM THE HIGHWAY-
If laughter is the best medicine then your face can cure the world
Forty thousand subscribers without any content? You got 4 with content, just sayin...
@@zbhype6836 what the F are you talking about xD
Vile ZBHype there’s a question mark in his name but okay
You stole this lmao
Forty thousand subscribers without any content? that‘s lowkey cute tho
He is laughing to hide the pain...
Well he doesn’t have a choice lol. Stay safe y’all;)
Alam Gudiel Thx you too
Aren't we all?😂😂
nope
LegzFallOffGirl yeah yeah we are 😂
Kallmekris character is named Misha
And Dr Mike’s name in Russian is Mishka
Coincidence i think not!
And Mishka is the name of a talking Husky dog. If Mike were a dog, he'd be a husky.
For some reason when the ship came up, I just burst out laughing
His laptop is apple but its not keeping him away
Your comment is so underrated it maybe only legends can understand
@@imgrootyeetgussguss9786 yea ikr!
Wait why is there only 48 likes?
BRUH 💀💀
I AN DECEASED
Dr Mike: *laughs at being a dentist*
4 out of 5 dentists : 😤
1/5 dentists: 😂
Go Auburn we crushed Alabama
1/5 dentists: 😐 I don't get it...
I thought this dentist stereotype was only followed in India and Asian countries,but seeing this🤣,I think it's a global trend now🤣
@@anandbhardwaj7590 same 😂
the “ik ur a doctor but chet’s compressions wont save that hairline” had me cackling 😂
Omg Jerry lives in Luxembourg. Jerry a day later: I live in Florida mate🤠
"I'd roast you but my mom said not to burn trash" is more overused than oxegen
I was thinking the same thinggggg
Eww gacha
Many of these i heard b4
EXACTLY
That was from like two years ago, heard 100 times
When he spoke Russian I felt things that I've never felt before
Doriam Gonzales fuckin same
Same
BAHAHAHAHAH
Fear?
Doriam Gonzales cummunism ?
Dr. Mike the kind of guy to tell his patients to go home and watch his videos and then like and subscribe.
Mike is the type of guy to be polite even while roasting
I love finding people who can laugh at themselves. not in a self-deprecating way but in a way where they're actually having fun with it.
It's what everyone should do. Self-deprecation is overrated.
Same and I LOVE Dr Mike's laugh
@@angelusvastator1297 I live off of self-deprecation. Better than just making fun of yourself while you're not insecure. Self deprication is more honest than people who make fun of themselves for fame. Lmao.
@Gwen's Ward lol do u have to be insecure to make fun of yourself that’s like saying u have to be depressed to be sad
YES omg it’s the funniest thing XD
You don’t need a roast. You’re already smokin hot
Lol
idk Facts
Facts
Yessss
Simp
2:51
" *has a medical degree*
*forgets Molly Burke is blind mid video and offers a high five*" ok but that would be me as a doctor😂💀💀
You need to do more of these roasts . ❤
The biggest roast is jerry not wanting to video chat with him 😂
Kenn Johnson BURN!! 😂❤️
Omg lol
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
☺
"My previous previous relationship was 2 years" 😂 Dr mike defending himself for 12 minutes straight
Exactly too much 🤩🤩😂🤣🤣
his previous, previous relationship. lmao
Vic Avila haha I feel so many of these disses weren’t even accurate 😂
@@DoctorMike it's okay Dr Mike this took courage! 💟
Not sure what it says about me, if I got second degree burns from that diss.
These are too good!! Whoever came up with these are amazing!!
Someday you'll go far..
And I really hope you stay there
Doctor mike: * asks people to roast him*
People: * roast him as hard as they can*
Doctor mike: *shocked pikachu *
Did pika shock between chest compressions?
I wasn't in time to do that... He would have cried.
it was mild.
This is the comment. It wins.
Samantha Healey yasss
You just won the creepiest DM Award, Mike....
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@@---nu9kg shut up?
@@---nu9kg spam much?
Ashley M his chest said woooo
"You have a small stethoscope" 💀💀
The ‘beef tips’ one was the only one I laughed at till I cried 😭😂
Me: *puts on captions hoping I could understand his Russian*
Captions: ( *SPEAKS RUSSIAN* )
S G L he said: yes I speak Russian
@@tkph0328 OK thank you
That's captions for ya
S G L that’s what I did and it I’d that
He said
Yes, I speak Russian
“you look like the type of guy to wash his hands after taking a shower.”
dr mike: first of all, im not that type of guy........... *_but it makes sENSE_*
mushy shy loll fav part
ok
I am that guy.
@@ryleemcintyre8931 Me too. Well, gal, but still.
@@curuvari2247 same haha😅
The burning trash one is probably the best one I’ve ever seen
I need another one of these videos.
You look like the one dentist in the ads that doesn’t like the product
*DAAUMMMM ROAST DUDE*
@@nancyluna836 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I was the 666th likes
My God that's weirdly accurate😂
Dr. Mike is the type of guy who claps when planes land
you forgot "Whities"
badrhey18 😂😂😂
This is even better knowing that commercial planes can land themselves
👏
Why can't I stop laughing at this 😆
We love you doctor Mike! I’m a really big fan of you don’t ever change
Just got to know you yesterday, Doctor Mike. I think you are an amazing person.
"You talk like a grown toddler"
Dr. Mike: For real???
Also Dr. Mike: Bee Woop!
it’s pee woop
Constantinople, 1054 it’s bee whoop
don´t forget about the babby boo.
Constantinople is right. Dr. Mike has had it in type onscreen lol 😊
Agreed, that is probably the ONLY thing that makes me cringe is when he talks like that, and he didn't even feel roasted by it! Boooo.
"You talk like a grown toddler."
Doctor Mike: "For real?"
Also Dr. Mike: "PEEWHOOP!"
It’s BEEWHOOP
@@potatod4020 It's actually P baha
Mobey Us Trip he says it beewoop in the video
Is that also a roast?
Akinej Softie wat?
I love your programs, may God give you good health and bless you very much 🙏🙏🙏🥰
the way when i finished the last doctor mike video i was watching i quickly clicked this video to only see people roast my only subscribed doctor. nobody can escape the dad jokes
these were WEAK.
Reddit has some of the finest roasts.
r/roastme
@Gxbby Nxra I wasn't asking for it but-
@Rusty
Nah, Wendys roast are meaner
Oof
Vinnie P. That’s the point? The whole point of getting roasted is so it’s mean
Me: Turns captions on so I can see what he says in Russian..
The captions: (speaks Russian)
Me: thanks for nothing.
he said "yes, i speak russian"😂
Thanks dude.
Tired Watermelon THANK YOU!!!!! I was wondering what he said!!! 😂
He says "Да, я говорю по-русски" (Da, ya govoryu po-russkiy) which as the guy above said means "Yes, I speak Russian". A very silly question to ask giving he is from Russia.
@@sageisinfacttired no problemm
Ok, you have to admit, those hairline jokes were absolutely on a next level in so many ways
Jerry is probably kicking himself that he thought Dr Mike had been hacked and turned down the video chat! Awesome video and really funny roast comments!
“Most accidents happen a mile away from your house”
So you were conceived at your neighbor’s house
baha altamimi, anyone who lives a mile away can hardly be called a neighbor 😂. More like a distant acquaintance.
@@mothwaltz4163 within* a mile of your house.
@@mothwaltz4163 Out in the country, you can definitely have neighbors a mile away. Sometimes more. Homes often aren't that close together.
LMAO
Ur 1k like
Mike: "how old are you?"
Jerry: *hits block button
Sus af 💀
I have one your so ugly scooby doo can’t even solve that mystery lol
😂
SUS AF!!!!!
Sus 👀
The fact that most of them were bc of his hair line😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:49 *running up to you with a grin* Eraser! Eraser! (Ik this vid is old so nobody will see this but worth a shot)
Good laughs!
Hi phych2go:))
Oh wait it really is you!
OMG
I love your videos!
PSYCH2GO! BIG FAN! I love your channel!
Dr mike looks like he was loving all thse roasts
It's almost like a relief from everyday life
He was getting tired of being complimented all the time.
@@georgiegan i think so too
funny
This makes me love the guy even more!
Dr Mike's hair look like gigantic waves 🌊🌊🌊🌊
"Wash your hands after taking a shower" ... I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that, I do it unconsciously 😅
"Do you even speak Russian?!"
Mike: *something in Russian*
I waSNt rEAdy
He said: Yes, I speak Russian.
"Да, я говорю по-русски!" that's what he said
@@jakubbronk673Thanks!
His American accent hurts my Russian soul lmaooo
My heart has combusted
Omg the “I would roast you but my mom said I can’t burn trash”, is so overused.
Ikr
Yes
UnicornDreams Gari some parents tell you to put trash in the fire can in the country can too 😐
@Toriell Simon not very good for your lungs if you don't treat the air
DoaA wrong run inside and lock the doors then go to your bedroom
the friggin person alert had me rolling on the floor laughing my heart out
I was looking for this comment
“Then you won’t have any more meme review”
That made me wheeze for a second 😂
hahaha "You actually look like the human version of lactose intolerance"
That legit opened my third eye.
Bruh.... u got 666 likes
😱OOops.
666 likes?
Katherine u were cursed until I, being the righteous knight that I am, saved you by liking.
“You have a small *stethoscope* ” I laughed way too hard at this
Please explain
@@Fauziaazim8986 pp
@@personwholikesobjectshows1769 ohhhhhh
@@Fauziaazim8986 lol
jerry is such a mood. “the…the red cross? would that be ok with you?”
I like how he gives the winning money to a charity instead of a person, because then it benefit everyone
That chest compressions from tight t-shirts was next level yo
Repent Jesus christ is coming back
Watching dr.mikes vids make me want to eat my own aorta
Yeah, that was my favorite
POV: You’re the one who wrote it so that’s why ur hyping it up 😂😂
@@tinajsews2835 amen
Dr. Mike:
People: Peace was never an option
I think this comment belongs to silence Wednesday check up video
th-cam.com/video/Y2E71oe0aSM/w-d-xo.html
I wanna like but it's on 666 qq
Aaaargh someone ruined the 666 like
Oh well I'll just add another
Why would anyone do this to themselves? I'm cryingg 😭😭
No matter the roast, the names for the video segments are the funniest thing about this video😹
Dr. Mike: Makes fun of someone for using the wrong "your"
Also Dr. Mike: Uses the wrong "to"
Arina Bogdan omggggg 😂
Arina Bogdan
Yes I died😂😂😂
Your lastname is Bogdan? Thats my name!
He did correct it before sending!
He also wrote “you submitted my roast challenge” instead of “to my roast challenge”
“I’m a young Canadian I can’t be mean”
*same man, same.*
H
Haha funny because it’s true!
Ye
I am a young Canadian and once i took off my glasses, then put them back on, and said, “even with my glasses on you look stupid”
Doctor miguel
I Am so glad I never saw this til afterwards. I COULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING MEAN. I adore your personality
I ne-need T-T-the pillow for comfort “Doctor Mike 2020 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
“Dr Mikes the kind of guy to get his condom tailored before using it” AHAHAHAHAHA
that's the one that should've won!
😂😂😂
I thought that was the best. Why didn't it make the top 5 -- too close to home? 😂
And I oop sksksks
My favorite too, threw my head back laughing lol!
I literally wash my hands after I shower. Why did that feel like a random attack? 😂😪
Same Here...
Why
ME TOO
because it was we need to unite !
Me too lol . I do it twice after corona
7:09 best part of the video is the wheeze! I love the wheeze!❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
Hahaha! I loved this!! Question: did it hurt you to get all those roast comments? ❤😊
Not gonna lie. The tailoring condomn joke was really good 😂
yes ..i dont know why that dint get picked up😂😂
Not gonna lie.. A pack of 10 tailor made condoms would be nice
Where is it?
Nvm, just found it 😂
Is it bad that I don't get it? ._."
"Dr Mike: never smoked.
Dr Mike's laugh: smoked for 164 years and vaped the last 3" 😂
I'm the 100th like
My laugh is like that 😂😂
That one was my fav
That one should have won!
I laugh like a hissing cat
i got in a minor car accident today
it hurt a bit on my leg i am ok this video has helped me through that
Hope u feel better bro wish everything will get better in the future
"You're a dentist" is the best one 😂
The fact that it's been over 8 months and he still checks comments....RESPECT 😅
RESPECT ✊
He still looking for some premium roasts
True like it is 2022 now he still checks then because I was scrolling saw one from a few weeks ago what was liked by Docter Mike
2 yrs
Facts 😂
All these people roasting his face like bruh if Mike isn’t beautiful who is 💀💀💀
Mochi Chimchim You
Gosh i dont want to destroy your 666 likes
he asked for it...it was just for fun and charity...so why not?
@Константин Сокол stop
Girls.
Not the furbo spotting a person in the middle of the video 💀
I think that you should do another contest for charity as it can help so many different people all across the world.
Jerry: You look like the type of guy to wash your hands after taking a shower.
Also Jerry: Your DMs are so bad that it looks like you've been hacked.
Woaahhh I didn't think about it!!!😂😂😂😂
🌬️❄️☄️🌨️
for the s i c k b u r n
@@Vohlfied you shouldnt put ice on a burn
I was about to roast you but your life is sad enough
@@silk1440 Very good advice, cool water is good, not ice cold water
In the bit where he speaks russian he says "yes, I do speak russian"
I dunno if this is useful but whatever
T h a n k
Y u use translator, I can understand it
Thank you
Thanks for something I already know since I learned Russian
Thanks
I relate to your hopeless optimism 😂❤
Never seen a person getting spooked by -
Bruh he's an introvert
He’s laughing but we all know he’s crying on the inside.
Without that tight tshirt the true emotion will come out.
😂
These are so bad, are y'all just 9 year olds?
Do you Know how stupid you sound?
@@lumozade2182 wow you do sound stupid
Why roast something that’s already hot ? 🤷🏻♀️
ahaha smooth
Cha Cha real smooth
That's called flirting
Flirt
@@Cloud-eg8zl :)
I would ask your age, but my mom said it’s not nice to ask
Elders there age, love your vid’s
😂❤❤
No i would never ever roast you for even a single penny, you are incredible human Dr Mike ^^
Dr Mike looks like he's going to be checking his hairline in the mirror for the next two hours.
PARAZARELLE I would like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and I don’t want to ruin that beautiful number so...
@@naenaekillua8378 Oh wow...I wouldn't have known about the likes had it not been for your comment.
More like next two months.
Who cares? I wouldn't toss him.outta bed for eating crackers, lol.
_"Im a young canadian I cant be mean."_ Killed me 😭
I'm proudly Canadian for many reasons but mostly because we're just lovely fuckin people.
Licia Cakez too liberal though
Licia Cakez but lovely
g As a Canadian, I couldn’t agree more!!!! Last election about killed me : /
As a Canadian I call this as bullshit
Im a new dr mike fan and just watched the roast im sorry dude i think ur absolutely great and wouldnt say no to u being my doc ❤
my favourite on is the "you a dentist"🤣🤣🤣
No one:
Jerry: why does my blood not clot at night?
Love this comment!
I just died 😂😂
Im laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!
Loooool 😂😂😂😂
Exactly, lol. That dude is funny but stupid, lol
I put the captions on to see what he said in Russian and all it said was: “speaks Russian” WOW
He said: Yes, I speak Russian.
I had no idea....
Јелена Ђокић THANK YOU!
He has a huge accent though lol
i LoOooOOoOOove that translation-
DR MIKE IS DA BEST AT REACTING HANDS DOWN❤
Hey Mike, I'm French and someone did worse than what you did to Molly : he was giving a concert on national TV for the telethon and turned to the audience and said : " everybody stand up!! " 😄😄😄
It was over 30 years ago and everyone in France still laughs about it to this day!!!