I Treated Dr. Fauci in Bio Inc. Redemption

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  • @ninjaexitonly
    @ninjaexitonly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6738

    I’m seriously dying laughing at the fact that doctor Mike was so stressed out about killing Dr Fauci that he gave himself a nosebleed.

    • @dariusashouri2439
      @dariusashouri2439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      im so curious how mike passed interview for medical school LMAO

    • @masonalbritton652
      @masonalbritton652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      It was like an anime irl lmao

    • @sonyaflexhaug3367
      @sonyaflexhaug3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol yeah

    • @lolhi2867
      @lolhi2867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ambermaranonc.4054 no one cares

    • @DrDipsh1t
      @DrDipsh1t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      May be an indicator of hyper tension. Quick use the alpha blockers! lol

  • @solryn
    @solryn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4659

    Gamers when they rage: AAAAAAA
    Dr. Mike when he rages: *CHEST COMPRESSIONS*

    • @abigalerose1410
      @abigalerose1410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      He goes into critical care mode.

    • @bexxp1924
      @bexxp1924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@abigalerose1410 STOP BAHAHAH 😂✋

    • @purifiedyogurt
      @purifiedyogurt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That intro was so funny

    • @bethconroy4692
      @bethconroy4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So true😂😂

    • @someprotogenonYT
      @someprotogenonYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS

  • @lolnou2225
    @lolnou2225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3220

    Never seen high brain activity cause a nose bleed

    • @sandhya2423
      @sandhya2423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      u shouldnt try maybe

    • @joybrock2385
      @joybrock2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol

    • @rangerfox6117
      @rangerfox6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Many the ghosts of the people he killed punched him

    • @xrefed
      @xrefed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rangerfox6117 lmao

    • @user-no3id7li4h
      @user-no3id7li4h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rangerfox6117 yeah i did

  • @GavinRSullivan
    @GavinRSullivan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8545

    Imagine your doctor walking in to the room, seeing your chart and screaming, “OH NO! I SHOULD’VE WATCHED THE TUTORIAL!”

    • @likhitha2131
      @likhitha2131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      I-
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sabeano3802
      @sabeano3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@likhitha2131 you?

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

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    • @noriakikakyoin3666
      @noriakikakyoin3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      pls tell my bro to delete my search history

    • @RavenMistwolf
      @RavenMistwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
      You made me laugh so spontaneously, my cat got up, walked over to me, and head butted me to see if I was okay.

  • @zoez3049
    @zoez3049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4046

    "We need to treat the stroke quickly!"
    "Okay, here we go, YOGA!"

  • @laurascott1390
    @laurascott1390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3612

    When you're a certified doctor but become so stressed and upset by killing a patient in a game...your nose bleeds

    • @SCP--pr1yd
      @SCP--pr1yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      That just shows how much enthusiasm he has in medical stuff

    • @darthgonk7979
      @darthgonk7979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao

    • @coryclark5442
      @coryclark5442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It honestly pretty reassuring that doctors who care as much as him are out there to help our dumb asses when we slowly kill ourselves XD

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair it was Dr Fauci

    • @KurtCobain-vh2sd
      @KurtCobain-vh2sd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, when you're a certified doctor, yet you say you don't need a tutorial, but you end up killing your patiwents

  • @claudiaorozco8732
    @claudiaorozco8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3866

    *Fauci’s heart is literally bleeding and NS is breaking down*
    Dr. Mike: Dr. Fauci works out more now! So proud 😊

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      😆 I know, right? His nervous system was 7% and he's doing marathons??

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Way to pump the bleed out more efficiently!

    • @Crumplxx
      @Crumplxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@maggpiprime954 I hate losing bleed
      Sorry (don’t edit that or this comment won’t make sense ;3)

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Crumplxx No, I did mean "bleed," as in the present tense of "bled."
      Like, "the victim bled out," or "don't let him bleed out, call the ambulance."
      Sorry it's not as funny as a typo.
      Edit: Ya know what? You're right. It _is_ a typo. It should say "bleed-out."

  • @sal6923
    @sal6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3095

    "HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM IS FAILING, CHEST COMPRESSIONS"
    Me: Seems legit

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @maryteodosio2776
      @maryteodosio2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dead 💀

    • @vaibhavakesarwani1425
      @vaibhavakesarwani1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was gonna say the exact same thing lol

    • @hog-xu4fb
      @hog-xu4fb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comma pls
      Edit:thank you

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @popff7
    @popff7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    I love how he just says it calmly; "His nervous system is failing."

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    Carol: “What treatment are you giving me?”
    Dr. Mike: “Better Genetics”

    • @inspiredby624
      @inspiredby624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wish that was possible in rl haha

    • @MisterFusion113
      @MisterFusion113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Liz Parrish: "obviously start with that."

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean, gene therapy is a thing, but yeah, that's a stupid way of naming it. 😂

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @greenjeanssewing
    @greenjeanssewing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2334

    They need to call the points “insurance coverage” for added realism.

    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True

    • @emilycopeland2206
      @emilycopeland2206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💯❗️❗️❗️

    • @-----REDACTED-----
      @-----REDACTED----- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So non-US patients get nigh-unlimited points up front?

    • @theguy1240
      @theguy1240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know hospitals will save your life without insurance right? That’s why insurance is so expensive, so hospitals can pay to help people who don’t have it and are in critical condition

    • @myapnikerynic
      @myapnikerynic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@-----REDACTED----- Yes but the treatment will be slower and have a negative impact on nervous system parameter.

  • @midnightblue2009
    @midnightblue2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    Dr Mike getting upset over losing fake patients is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen.

    • @oceanapearl3503
      @oceanapearl3503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PERIOD

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      **smack*
      *CHEST COMPRESSIONS*

    • @LunaProtogen
      @LunaProtogen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@oceanapearl3503 No it's a nosebleed, but I guess they're close enough.

    • @glazedstarlight9734
      @glazedstarlight9734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      now imagine him losing real patients

    • @betka5791
      @betka5791 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially fauci

  • @ImitationBrand
    @ImitationBrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "No no he's dying because in the beginning I didn't know what to do!!!" lol Dr. Mike, isn't that the history of medicine in a nutshell?

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      What do you mean I wasn’t supposed to cut his arm off, cut his arteries, put leeches on him, make him drink mercury, stab him repeatedly, set his flesh on fire, and feed him live frogs?

    • @popmasteralan5594
      @popmasteralan5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oscarwang7227 also sacrificing him

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@popmasteralan5594 can’t die of disease if I already killed him and sacrificed him to Satan. Checkmate posers

  • @shyandagger4135
    @shyandagger4135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    “Oh my god my nose is bleeding” he really got stressed about losing Dr. Fauci 😂

    • @sachinsb143
      @sachinsb143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wait isn't that serious that his nose was bleeding???!!!!!!

    • @Dragonbleps
      @Dragonbleps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@sachinsb143 I mean, it's not a GOOD thing, but it's also fairly common for some people to get little nosebleeds regularly or under certain conditions. 99% of the time it's short and there's no long lasting effects so he'll be fine :P

    • @shyandagger4135
      @shyandagger4135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@sachinsb143 usually not a big deal. I get nose bleeds pretty frequently and they go away fairly quickly. Especially in the colder weather when I am blowing my nose more often or when it’s really hot and dry. There’s a lot of small blood vessels in the nose so if the nasal membranes dry out or become irritated in some way it can happen.

    • @wainyyy
      @wainyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doctor's popping

  • @sonyaflexhaug3367
    @sonyaflexhaug3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Probably because she killed her husband.
    Me:*snirk*...... WAIT

  • @halaabdelal1722
    @halaabdelal1722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Dr Fauci >> having a stroke
    Dr Mike: let’s get him to do some YOGA

  • @tawanamhembere2547
    @tawanamhembere2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    thats the most agressive CHEST COMPRESSIONS hes ever said

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

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    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should have said it three times though 😑

    • @trannhathoa8820
      @trannhathoa8820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can someone make a compilation of dr mike saying chest compressions

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I don't think I've legitimately ever seen anyone get so stressed that they get a nosebleed.
    Neat.

  • @AlexBormel
    @AlexBormel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Every time he said “I should have watched the Tutorial” I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Doctor: “...so unfortunately we severed one of your nerves and you are now paralysed from the waist down.”
      Patient: “Wtf, why?”
      Doctor: “Don’t ask me dude. The surgeon didn’t watch the tutorial”

  • @drjennale
    @drjennale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2798

    Omg I laughed so hard watching this.

  • @jesbinjose6276
    @jesbinjose6276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Fauci: has a stroke
    Dr Mike: you depressed?

  • @justanormaldude42069
    @justanormaldude42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Dr Mike: *Nose bleeds*
    Person behind the camera: *cAcKlEs*

    • @francishill838
      @francishill838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bio Inc.'s new disclaimer: Play under supervision, may cause nosebleeds.

    • @mysticphantom9870
      @mysticphantom9870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess evil machines are proud

  • @Ymirec
    @Ymirec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    "My nose is bleeding" JESUS CHRIST 🤣

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      While we’re prescribing depression meds to Fauci, maybe you should consider a little Zoloft yourself, Mike. 😁

    • @jtee841
      @jtee841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is it just me or does the blood look like terrible cgi at first, but when it reached the teeth 😳

  • @ishal4159
    @ishal4159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    imagine going to the doctor for help and they yell "WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POINTS!"

  • @knowndisc
    @knowndisc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    "His systems are all good, so what's going on?"
    "Hey doc, we have some guy in the ward named tiger king-"

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @vmprie
      @vmprie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kesha Kennon that's most likely a bot lmao

    • @kristinahostacna9628
      @kristinahostacna9628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kesha Kennon don't tag bots pls- interactions with real people make it harder for algorithms to find them

    • @kristinahostacna9628
      @kristinahostacna9628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kesha Kennon
      th-cam.com/video/AJxLtdur5fc/w-d-xo.html
      Around 4:20 to 6:30 - same principle
      This one is easily recognisable by being only a link but interacting with bot (other than reporting it) is counterproductive

  • @kellbing
    @kellbing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Imagine going to the doctor for treatment and being told "I'm sorry, but I don't have enough points to treat you."

    • @Little8Mochi
      @Little8Mochi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or how about, we don't accept your insurance?

    • @doctorpc1531
      @doctorpc1531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Oh my God, I should've watched the tutorial" would be a fun one to hear, too, perhaps from your dentist while she's performing a root canal.

  • @llamasr2legit
    @llamasr2legit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "No! I need three points for antidepressants!" I felt that

  • @stargrazer2038
    @stargrazer2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Dr.mike *failing a game* "I should have watched the tutorial"
    Me *confused on one question* "I should have studied"

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aryabha6236 that's this video's link. What are you trying to say?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on TH-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear hey

  • @liana-gao
    @liana-gao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Game: We strongly advise you not to skip the tutorial-
    Mike: *No❤️*

  • @z_hopster23
    @z_hopster23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I played version of this game with a friend. We were joking about how hairy my legs are and he then proceeded to name the virus we made in the game after said hairy legs. It was really weird to hear that my hairy legs cause nausea and death.

    • @Malyari
      @Malyari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait what💀I also have hairy legs...💀

    • @benedictcorpuz5582
      @benedictcorpuz5582 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Malyari 💀💀💀💀

  • @maddisonrxse
    @maddisonrxse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Game: His patient dying
    Dr Mike: *yells at screen Intensively*
    Me: CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    Dr Mike: "CHEST COMPRESSIONS"
    I laughed way to hard when his patients died 😂😂

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      @asongucollins5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @briannataylor2749
      @briannataylor2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehehheheheheheh

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      @haicoai6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @ixchelssong
      @ixchelssong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still laughing 15 minutes later! 🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @krestedking1398
    @krestedking1398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Nobody:
    Doctor Mike: *slams table *CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!!

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      @stockontruthchannel2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doctor Mike would have animated that table if he didn't stop 🤣🤣🤣

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      @asongucollins5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @leahroberts1677
      @leahroberts1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nobody:
      Doctor Mike: *bounces in chair aggressively* FAUCI FAUCI FAUCI

  • @brendagalvaomartinsnunes4440
    @brendagalvaomartinsnunes4440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I´m laughing so hard at that nosebleed

  • @gennesispopovici5418
    @gennesispopovici5418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Dr Mike casually: She has chronic stress and a nervous breakdown..... probably because she killed her husband.”
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @comkver
      @comkver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kid has no shame

    • @2byoung
      @2byoung 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😂😆😂

    • @flux.aeterna
      @flux.aeterna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Probably because she was raped and abused by her husband and had to take drastic measures to escape”

    • @thanan1614
      @thanan1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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      @haicoai6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @kimberlybredeson1966
    @kimberlybredeson1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    Dr. Mike: Let me know if you want me to play the death version of this game.
    Me: Isn't that what he just played?

  • @shortcakewolfy
    @shortcakewolfy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:43
    Me: "Im sure hes got this...!"
    Mike: NO FAUCI. *SLAMS TABLE* CHEST COMPRESSIONS*
    Me: "I hope u make that into merch."

  • @butter7790
    @butter7790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    You know he's the real one when he screams "Chest compressions" in the intro, right after destroying a whole desk

  • @sangeetha04mr65
    @sangeetha04mr65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Bio Inc.'s new disclaimer: Play under supervision, may cause nosebleeds.

  • @adurmus12
    @adurmus12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:16
    True, but Stroke being positive means that the blood clots and hypertension have to be positive because you need those 2 to be able to evolve Stroke (in the game, not in real life)

  • @Laura_Norda
    @Laura_Norda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Dan in the background laughing hysterically at Mike's nosebleed - SUCH a good friend XD

  • @daniellevonderlin5926
    @daniellevonderlin5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    It was cute how sad he got every time his patient died. He's such a caring doctor that he mourns his fictional patient's deaths. : )

    • @sparklinglemon-limepop8442
      @sparklinglemon-limepop8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      don't we all? XD

    • @APmoment
      @APmoment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sparklinglemon-limepop8442 I mean there’s a death mode for a reason.

  • @trevorcook8374
    @trevorcook8374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'd normally never say something as awkward as this but.. that 4:14 - 4:16 and the jumping up and down while nervously exclaiming "Fauci! Fauci! Fauci!" was probably one of the more adorable things ive seen in the last week. Lmao.

  • @T-minus-infinite
    @T-minus-infinite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Imagine his neighbors hearing mike yelling about someone flatlining

  • @Potato__o.
    @Potato__o. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I can't believe Dr. Mike worked himself up so much that he got a nosebleed. This seemed like the most intense stealth survival egoshooter for some reason.

  • @JUSTaBOY123
    @JUSTaBOY123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Dr.mike: *This is a healthy guy right here* 6:37
    after a few seconds
    dr.mike *man he’s going down quick* 7:20

  • @pancho9653
    @pancho9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    No one:
    Dr. Mike : ( Nervous system is at 8% and having a stroke) Ooh we can give him psychiatric counseling! ✨YeA bOi!!!✨

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Mike is hands down the coolest doctor I've ever seen.

    • @knowndisc
      @knowndisc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, I saw him in the treatment ward doing some chest compressions for some kids.

    • @muhammadjalalkausarayub3274
      @muhammadjalalkausarayub3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed

    • @jeffliu1488
      @jeffliu1488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey I see you everywhere lol

    • @elpollo05
      @elpollo05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everywhere i go
      I see his face

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/Kga7KzFAsLM/w-d-xo.html

  • @xinicity
    @xinicity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how he did a blood warning for the nose bleeding, while the whole game blood was just spurting out of Dr Fauci...

  • @pablodelrio8082
    @pablodelrio8082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    "It sounds like a transformer" he is so proud

    • @akimo-san4431
      @akimo-san4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is even prouder of overclocking even tho he doesn't know what it is. Dr Mike truly is precious lmao

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lHkNh0hlflU/w-d-xo.html

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For this game he could go with silent fan curve...

    • @kitnkindlin683
      @kitnkindlin683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@asongucollins5917 I hope you slip down the steps and hit your tail bone so when you get up in pain trying to walk it off you stub your toe leaving you in endless amount of pain and the possibility of mangled toe making it difficult for you to wear shoes and become insecure leading you to into a state of depression with insecurities and low self esteem that you have to live with for the rest of your life.
      I’m sorry but you spammers just-

    • @toad7395
      @toad7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Narinjas well yeah but he doesnt even know what it means HAHHA

  • @macdadivali4862
    @macdadivali4862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Dr. Mike: "Who needs a tutorial? I'm a doctor, this is a bio game."
    Dr. Mike, about a minute later: "Oh my God, I probably should have watched the tutorial..."

    • @mtalhakhan447
      @mtalhakhan447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah didnt need a script for that one

  • @patrickstar663
    @patrickstar663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Doctor Mike handles nose bleeds so good. My nose bled 7 times in total and every time I behaved like I was about to die😂

    • @magdalenalorena8470
      @magdalenalorena8470 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. Last time I had a cold I also had nosebleeds (my fault) and yeah, I acted the same xD

  • @vildelunden2274
    @vildelunden2274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Dr. Mike prescribing medications after playing Bio Inc: "Awww! I'm sorry, I don't have enough points🤷‍♂️"

    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @Zozakaoo7
      @Zozakaoo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed way too hard by this comment man

  • @vaibhavpindikura3841
    @vaibhavpindikura3841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Game: "Dr. Fauci died in 420 days"
    Me: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @QUEERVEEART
      @QUEERVEEART 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      blaze it

    • @amjadnidzam7944
      @amjadnidzam7944 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does it mean?friendly question

    • @vaibhavpindikura3841
      @vaibhavpindikura3841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amjadnidzam7944 The number 420. If you don't know what that number means, then just search it up.

    • @amjadnidzam7944
      @amjadnidzam7944 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vaibhavpindikura3841 ooooo......

  • @UnknownMercy6
    @UnknownMercy6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the desperation in his "HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM IS FAILING NO!!!" gets me every time 💀💀

  • @miss_flowers134
    @miss_flowers134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Dr.Mike: Oh no they want to take away his testicles?
    Also Dr.Mike: Okay!

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Considering who it is; probably for the best..

  • @MH-ke4ij
    @MH-ke4ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Fauci you been lifting bro 🤔🤔???" I'm sorry I can't 🤣

  • @fourcgames7568
    @fourcgames7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you're wondering why you detected high pressure with Brain MRI test, it's because in this game you first have to evolve high pressure in order to give him a Stroke. Basicly some disseases have a certain prerequisites. Or even more simple - if you want do evolve a dissease at the end of the "tree" you first have to evolve all the disseases in that tree.

  • @everyboikanyo
    @everyboikanyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Me : "wow, that nose bleed seems so realistic, that's a great edit... "
    Blood: *continues to drip inside his mouth*
    Me: " ...ohhh,that's what the WARNING was about🤦🏾‍♂️"

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Probably cuz she killed her husband" - Dr. Mike, 2020.
    Dude how was the SHOTS FIRED graphic not up FOR THAT? XD

  • @lovesleep_
    @lovesleep_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Nervous system failing along with muscular system:
    ChEsT cOMpReSsIoNs

  • @feitocomfruta
    @feitocomfruta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    “I don’t need a tutorial on life...” famous last words, 2020

    • @star_lied
      @star_lied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I CANT- 😂😂😂

  • @steviraines1272
    @steviraines1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Things you never want your doctor to say:
    "Give him anything! We need to- HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM IS FAILING"
    "oh my god- no no no no"
    "I probably should have done the tutorial"
    "NOW, that I know what I'm doing"
    "This is not going to go well-"
    "Can be a sign of kidney *stuff*"
    "OH a stoke... duh"
    "PARKINSONS DEISEASE"
    "Man he's going down quick"
    "Oh no her nervous system is failing" x7
    "How am I suppose to keep him alive"
    "I'm just going to run a bunch of tests"
    "Then why is he dying"
    "I can't think and click at the same time"
    "What is going on?! What do you have"
    "WHAT DO YOU HAVE"
    "What is male"
    "Oh no"
    "They want to take away his testicles"
    "oh no he died"
    "I have a- feeling I'm going to save her"
    "Then we can probably save her"
    "OH SHE HAS BREAST CANCER"
    "She's falling apart"
    "oh no. oh no. oh no. oh no"
    "Oh no she's in pain, she's suffering"
    "I don't know how to play thi- and she died faster than everyone else"
    “oh my god, my nose is bleeding”

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like we need Dr. Mike to make it a series so we can get more golden quotes :D.

    • @nathanfischer8066
      @nathanfischer8066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughed so hard at this, thank you

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can we get this pinned? Please?

    • @DBEO23
      @DBEO23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t forget “oh my god, my nose is bleeding.”

  • @hanzdanielramos8925
    @hanzdanielramos8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You know the game is hard if a doctor is struggling on it. Especially if the game is about keeping people alive

  • @leana2922
    @leana2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Awe...Dr Mike’s reactions are so intense he got a nose bleed.🩸 😆

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lHkNh0hlflU/w-d-xo.html

  • @aafiakhan5
    @aafiakhan5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I love how passionate and aggressive Doctor Mike gets when he’s playing these games!!😂❤️ it’s hilarious

  • @Who_BriBri
    @Who_BriBri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dr Mike:*nose bleeds*
    Me: STRANGER THINGS?!

  • @Haylee_9700
    @Haylee_9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Things you never want your doctor to say:
    “Oh no, ooooh noo, OHHHH NOO”

    • @domundtgregor6683
      @domundtgregor6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      or : I should have watched the tutorial

    • @Haylee_9700
      @Haylee_9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@domundtgregor6683 😂😂

  • @catchingamuse3857
    @catchingamuse3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Imagine being so tense with a game that you have a nosebleed. 😂

  • @snakemurd3864
    @snakemurd3864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    walks in and sees someone with signs of intracranial hematoma
    Doctor mike: "those are just leg cramps"

  • @marythomas7562
    @marythomas7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "she has chronic stress and a nervous breakdown, probably cuz she killed her husband" lmfao dang you Carol Baskin!

    • @aarushiharshal8022
      @aarushiharshal8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am very happy to share these testimonies about how I recovered my ex (love) after a divorce. With Dr. Joe's help, I never knew I would get my ex (love) back and restore my relationship until a friend introduced me to Dr. Joe's Contact WhatsApp number:+13866017021. He told me my ex (love) will be back in three days. I was a little cynical, but to my greatest amazement, we're finally together. This is the first time I've seen this kind of wonder. I've heard about this, but I'm so happy that we're together now. If you want your ex (love) to come back and your relationship is restored, hurry up and contact Dr. Joe. He is a very reliable, honest and reliable man. It can also help you get your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend back. "If you want your husband or wife back. When you want someone to love you unconditionally, if you want to please someone you've met to be on the bright side of everyone, if you want a child (there's nothing like your children's love), when you want to join your husband/wife to love you forever. If you need financial help. When you want your company to be known worldwide in case of expansion.. For a long life you always have nightmares. When you want protection when you want people to obey your orders and fulfill your wish. When he has a lawsuit and wants to win the case. Well, I can't say everything, so if you know you have any problems or help with this, I told you that you can contact Dr. Joe, WhatsApp number:+13866017021

  • @aguythatplays7263
    @aguythatplays7263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    No one:
    Not even a soul:
    Doctor Mike: *CHEST COMPRESSIONS!*

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NO! FAUCI!
      *a window breaks*
      C H E S T C O M P R E S S I O N S !

  • @britneyspalace
    @britneyspalace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why am I the only person concerned about the fact that his nose bleeds so easily bc of a video game. Dr Mike are you fine we need to help him rest don’t have a burn out please

  • @jacobanderson8543
    @jacobanderson8543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Dr. Mike: A doctor
    Also Dr. Mike: I can’t Think and do things at the same time

  • @methyllithium323
    @methyllithium323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Dr. Fauci - doing yoga and training for the triathlon in the middle of the emergency room while 90% of his brain and heart is dead
    *My goals are beyond your understandings*

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @IJustWantToUseMyName
      @IJustWantToUseMyName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “A doctor trains for a triathlon while in the ER. This is what happens to his nervous system.”

    • @animetsuki2593
      @animetsuki2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

    • @IIIKihKihIII
      @IIIKihKihIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IJustWantToUseMyName 😂 ChubbyEmu!

    • @maikopskoy
      @maikopskoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoooo too funny😂😂

  • @gabcachuela5840
    @gabcachuela5840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He literally bleed his nose of sadness

  • @JustAndrewIsFine
    @JustAndrewIsFine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "I'm going to save death for the end, I'm going to choose life first."
    That's just a pretty good strategy overall though.

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yesth-cam.com/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/w-d-xo.html

    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 right

  • @duazahra4951
    @duazahra4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Dr. Mikes's nose starts bleeding
    me: CHESS COMPRESSIONSSS, CHESS COMPRESSIONS, CHESS COPRESSIONS

    • @KhairulmAiman
      @KhairulmAiman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean chest

    • @friendy-O
      @friendy-O 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KhairulmAiman xD

    • @duazahra4951
      @duazahra4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KhairulmAiman yes sorry my bad didnt realise lmao

  • @CrazyReese
    @CrazyReese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice gaming episode, Doctor! Even when you're playing game, I still could get many informations from you.
    I suggest you to play Project Hospital next time, Doc. It's a strategy game where you build your own hospital like Two-Points. But, while Two Points goes in the wacky-comedy game side, Project Hospital is into real things. I believe you'll like this game!

  • @samitkashyap5948
    @samitkashyap5948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "It's getting better"
    Body literally spurts out blood

  • @TheTerranscout
    @TheTerranscout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Doctor fauci is training for a triathlon, while in the emergency room.
    He must be the patient that gets up every 15 mins and has to be told to stay in bed.

  • @Winter-Wolfi
    @Winter-Wolfi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doctor Mike: *kills a patient*
    Hippocrates: *deals psychic damage to him*

  • @mizzdee021
    @mizzdee021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    LMAO I'm flipping over here so much has happened 😂😭
    - didn't watch the tutorial
    - had nosebleed
    - had all 3 virtual patients died on him
    - regretted not watching the tutorial

  • @scrap8660
    @scrap8660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Dr Mike: I have a bachelors degree I’ll save dr fauci I don’t need a tut-
    Less than literally 5 seconds into the game: ok his heart is bleeding

  • @bethhachey1976
    @bethhachey1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:15 WAIT IT LOOKS LIKES HES ACTUALLY CRYING

  • @angeliaparker-savage5401
    @angeliaparker-savage5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Maybe I'm playing this too medically."
    Translation: " I'm a doctor, but the game isn't made for someone who knows what they're doing, it's made for idiots who have no idea what they're looking at so if they lose, it's not a surprise"

  • @queenwarriorslowed7352
    @queenwarriorslowed7352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Dr. Mike: *ChEsT CoMpReSsIoNs*

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lHkNh0hlflU/w-d-xo.html

  • @vhhhjghhh
    @vhhhjghhh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They should make a multiplayer bio inc where one person is trying to kill the person and the other is trying to save them

  • @misskasi8406
    @misskasi8406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I should have watched the tutorial" 2020 in a nutshell folks lol

  • @Taminaminaaa
    @Taminaminaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “I can’t think and click at the same time” - me during online exam

    • @aarushiharshal8022
      @aarushiharshal8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am very happy to share these testimonies about how I recovered my ex (love) after a divorce. With Dr. Joe's help, I never knew I would get my ex (love) back and restore my relationship until a friend introduced me to Dr. Joe's Contact WhatsApp number:+13866017021. He told me my ex (love) will be back in three days. I was a little cynical, but to my greatest amazement, we're finally together. This is the first time I've seen this kind of wonder. I've heard about this, but I'm so happy that we're together now. If you want your ex (love) to come back and your relationship is restored, hurry up and contact Dr. Joe. He is a very reliable, honest and reliable man. It can also help you get your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend back. "If you want your husband or wife back. When you want someone to love you unconditionally, if you want to please someone you've met to be on the bright side of everyone, if you want a child (there's nothing like your children's love), when you want to join your husband/wife to love you forever. If you need financial help. When you want your company to be known worldwide in case of expansion.. For a long life you always have nightmares. When you want protection when you want people to obey your orders and fulfill your wish. When he has a lawsuit and wants to win the case. Well, I can't say everything, so if you know you have any problems or help with this, I told you that you can contact Dr. Joe, WhatsApp number:+13866017021

    • @keishuun3971
      @keishuun3971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aarushiharshal8022 bruh wtf nobody cares about you

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @borahaearmy7155
      @borahaearmy7155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

  • @perkywomen2427
    @perkywomen2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Played this game 3 times
    But never saw the tutorial in between them
    And scream "I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED THE TUTORIAL"

  • @syarafanareslan2181
    @syarafanareslan2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Medical intern: what condition can cause the nervous system and the circulatory system to fail simultaneously?
    Doctor Mike: A stroke, dUH

  • @anushkritiverma5831
    @anushkritiverma5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I have cancer and i shaved my head since then I don't have any friends and my cancer is getting worse and worse day by day my family literally hates me as I am a liability on them ...i literally didn't have any wish to live more but 2 years back I started watching ur video and I got so much motivation and I understand how much our real worth is which is infinite...i just want to say thank you for helping everybody by spreading your knowledge.....
    Hats off to you💫💫

  • @cysis7537
    @cysis7537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:31
    That laugh before the NO SIGNAL sign...
    Haha Haha!! *BEEEEE*

  • @yellowbluebuskrisil
    @yellowbluebuskrisil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    school dropout: *accomplishes the game
    dr mike: *nosebleeding WHAATT? HOW??
    high school dropout: i didn't skip tutorial

  • @sarah3h3
    @sarah3h3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    No one
    literally no one:
    Docter mike: I killed Dr.Faucie and know am having a nose bleed 😰😭😭😢😱

    • @Hollithesarcastic
      @Hollithesarcastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And then it went on his teeth 😭😭 😂 you're a champ Dr. Mike

  • @maddisonrxse
    @maddisonrxse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think this is the 8th time I've watched this video since it was uploaded, and died of laughter everytime.

  • @amyplowman865
    @amyplowman865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When you get a nose bleed because you skipped the tutorial. 🤣

    • @aarushiharshal8022
      @aarushiharshal8022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am very happy to share these testimonies about how I recovered my ex (love) after a divorce. With Dr. Joe's help, I never knew I would get my ex (love) back and restore my relationship until a friend introduced me to Dr. Joe's Contact WhatsApp number:+13866017021. He told me my ex (love) will be back in three days. I was a little cynical, but to my greatest amazement, we're finally together. This is the first time I've seen this kind of wonder. I've heard about this, but I'm so happy that we're together now. If you want your ex (love) to come back and your relationship is restored, hurry up and contact Dr. Joe. He is a very reliable, honest and reliable man. It can also help you get your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend back. "If you want your husband or wife back. When you want someone to love you unconditionally, if you want to please someone you've met to be on the bright side of everyone, if you want a child (there's nothing like your children's love), when you want to join your husband/wife to love you forever. If you need financial help. When you want your company to be known worldwide in case of expansion.. For a long life you always have nightmares. When you want protection when you want people to obey your orders and fulfill your wish. When he has a lawsuit and wants to win the case. Well, I can't say everything, so if you know you have any problems or help with this, I told you that you can contact Dr. Joe, WhatsApp number:+13866017021

    • @snoopdiss2300
      @snoopdiss2300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aarushiharshal8022 wow thank u!!!
      I'm single u BOT!!!!

  • @jellysharkbat
    @jellysharkbat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Dear Dr Fauci, I am writing this letter of apology because I killed you today and..." 🤣

  • @kaw2428
    @kaw2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    doctor mike: OH NO they want to take out his TESTICLES
    also doctor mike: OK
    me: how the hell is he gonna survive without testicles

  • @jacobkutun2986
    @jacobkutun2986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Dr. Mike: "she has nervous breakdowns, probably because she killed her husband" without missing a beat. Best line i've heard on this channel