Copyright may still come for this large lad, been fighting it non stop on this one... if so, you will simply see it pop up again days/weeks later, when they loosen the grip but hopefully it stays up. Thank you for your patience, I hope you enjoy this 6 hour adventure ;^) While you are waiting... check out the plushies! On sale now, for a limited time only - www.makeship.com/products/mauler-2-0-plush - If you grab MauLer and Fringy together, you get a handy 10% discount - www.makeship.com/products/fringy-plush - Grab 'em before it's too late. See yah next time, folks
I can hardly wait. What else am I going to watch? Hei Mauler, do you know what She-Hulk told the Hulk? "Women don't exist to be nice on the eyes for you! And this is my closing argument!"
Thor literally lost everyone he loved, plus his entire nation that he swore to protect, failing his family, people and himself, and Marvel fucking shat all over that. Wanda goes insane over an android and a pair of imaginary kids. She didn't even mention her parents and brother, the REAL people she had lost. What the fuck?
Not sure if brakelights are red because of the 'stop' association, but because red is non-blinding (good at night) and widely visible. Not meant as a defence for the film. Just a BTW.
@@diegogonzalez5273 the equivalent of your analogy would be america having beaten scarlet witches unconsciously before. No. Its more like if the teenage girl have been unconsciously cutting tenderloins all over the place, then having the surgeon giving her a scalpel to perform heart surgery.
The mind-reading loophole pisses me off more than any other because it’s such an integral part of Xavier’s powers. Imagine Aquaman being threatened with drowning.
That's also EXACTLY why Black Bolt's death is completely idiotic as well. He's IMMUNE TO THAT ENERGY. HELL he literally CHANNELS IT TO FLY AND INCREASE HIS STRENGTH. And on top of that LIFETIME OF VOCAL TRAINING, he can just USE THE TUNING FORK ON HIS HEAD. This is just egregiously disrespectful to so many characters.
Morbius is “Mom, I shit the bed” bad Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is “Mom, I accidentally deleted my best friend while playing Laser Tag” bad
Red means go, and Green means stop. I hate that they didn't follow through on this outside the traffic lights gag. Imagine if all the security camera warnings or fire extinguishers were green. Or even go the extra mile and make it so people's blood in this universe is green, giving a good reason why people see green as bad and red as a more positive colour.
The main reason why humans in our world think of red is bad isnt because blood is red^^. Its because in nature, a lot of plants and animals use red as a warning that they are poisionous, in order to prevent them getting eaten. This is so fundamental that in experiments with monkey, a lot of them wont eat newly introduced - and therefore not recognized - red berries, unless they have external reasons to do so (for example, if they are given the berries by the same people that usually only gives them food, that can influence them. But if they just "find" berries in their habitat which they never saw before, they often wont eat them if they are bright red)
@@random.3665Just going off of the information in your comment, all that's been established is that monkey's don't trust red berries. It's the chicken and the egg. Did berries become red in response to animals preexisting fear of the color red, or did animals come to fear red because of the berries being red?
The fact that all 5 super heroes that make up “The Illuminati” all stand there and take turns watching Wanda kill their close friends is probably one of the most idiotic scenes I’ve ever seen.
They make the really stupid victims in slasher films look like genius's. They should have had Wanda hex half of them, making them fight themselves while Wanda picks them off one by one. Then again maybe in their universe the average IQ is 30 and Mr. Fantastic's genius level intellect would be 70.
Crazy how a fast mf like Captain Marvel just stood and watch the slow ass spaghetti-fication of Reed Richards. Like bruh, halfway the attack, she had the time to save him at least by attacking Wanda as she’s shown to be easily distracted or can’t take on multiple targets as she’ll break the spell.
I will never get over the fact Vision gets completely forgotten in this. The entire point of WandaVision was Wanda lost Vision and this is the life she wanted them to have. The children were a byproduct of that. They were never the entire point and she knew they weren't real even though both of them loved them dearly. The fact that there isn't a scene where Paul Bettany walks into the house she's terrorizing and Wanda has the realization that "I completely forgot about my husband, the ENTIRE reason I did all of this in the first place" is poor writing at best and character erasure at worst.
It wouldn't have saved the movie but DAMN a scene like that would've done wonders for the climax. Hell why not have that universe's Vision be the one to stop her???? Ughghg, stupid movie
Not to mention where the fuck was her brother Pietro?!?! This would have been the perfect movie to bring him from another universe. I've been dying to see him again but they've completely forgotten about him
Never mind alternate dimensions, what happened to Vision the White? The rebuilt body that hex-Vision download his life's memories to, making it functionally Vision? That was a huge hole in WandaVision, much less this sequel.
@@Dave0G honestly idk who thought Sam Raimi was a good director for this movie. He can only do camp horror and most of it is so cringey. Him and the writer completely ruined this movie
@@summertyme5748Tbf, from what I can remember, it was the spell fucking up due to Peter doing some shit that caused the problem, if the spell went well nothing bad would've happened. I think... Multiverses are a mistake
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Yep. She has the self-realisation of a wet sock for almost the entire runtime, and I still am unconvinced she actually died given we didn't see a body.
Well, Chthon is the monster hidden inside of her. His symbol is above Wanda's statue and he says he "forged" her. Wanda's story is authored by Chthon, from birth. That's the whole point of chaos magic, it's Chthon's power. Or should I say "Shuthon", as Wong stupidly mispronounces the name of Marvel's most important mystical villain.
I'm partial to "your restriction of the Long is *offensive."* From the way the contemptuous sneer behind that statement can just be _heard,_ one feels the lurking menace of the sheer, unbridled power of the Long.
2:55:40 my headcanon for this is simply that while Dr Strange tells Sinister Strange about how his sister died, he just stands there, thinking: “this makes no sense, i had a brother, Gerry, he didnt die, just lives in Florida, where the universe-shredding hadnt reach yet. He really must be from another timeline, who would come up with this nonsense”
The idea that RED is go, and GREEN is stop, could be interesting if fire burned green and the plant life was predominantly red. That would thus indicate the proper flip of the color associations that lead us to having Green > Go, Red > Stop. Or, who cares and we clearly see green plants all over and they clearly didn't care enough
The thing that really bugged me is Strange will do a mindwipe on the entire planet to fix Peter's mistake, but he won't sit down with Wanda for 10 minutes to look at options to bring the fictional kids into being for real. He and Wanda could just do that, no harm no foul.
Strange and Wanda exemplify the Game of Thrones lesson - that dumb writers can't write smart characters. GRRM's Tyrion was the smartest character in Game of Thrones - whose strategy - that his father dismissed as 'low cunning' won the Battle of Black Water. Once they 'ran out of book' writers Dan and Dave were left to give Tryion the following tasks.... Develop a plan to capture a Zombie and bring him into the city - to your sister the queen who wants you dead. To get her to see that Zombies are real and then...she will help you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Of course this bonehead move leads directly to their Dragon being killed, the Zombie king gets a Zombie Dragon and then he burns down the great wall and all the Zombies come pouring thru. All because of Tyrion's (really) D&D's mindbogglingly stupid idea. Later when the Zombies are attacking one of the last cities, and all the dead are being resurrected, his plan is to hide everyone - in the crypts (!) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Likewise Dr. Strange in No Way Home and Multiverse of Madness is like the biggest fool who ever did a magic trick. Not only should he never be Sorcerer Supreme - he should not be allowed to do balloon shows for kids, as someone would end up choking on a balloon, or bleeding out from a paper cut.
_the Wanda for 10 minutes to look at options to bring the fictional kids into being for real._ The film is far too stupid to investigate the interesting philosophical question of what is real and not. If you actually recalled Wanda Vision - which the writers and directors *do not* Wanda's kids are *born* of her womb, and a produce of her love with Vision. Wanda alters reality with her will - as well as 'eggs and sperm' the way normal humans do. So the question of whether her kids are *real* or not is philosophical, not yes or no. The fact is her love for them was certainly real - but she also decided to let them go. This is powerful and difficult choice for a being whose will can alter reality. You will still and always have to let the ones you love go and they will have to let you go. _A thing isn't only beautiful because it lasts._ _What is grief if not love persevering._ This is incredible *raw material* for Raimi and Waldron to work with. But it's like throwing pearls to swine as they dispose of it as absolute morons would and we end up with Shaggy and Scooby and Velma goofing their way thru a cluster fest bad CG and dialogue with massive plot holes.
Yes Sound is vibration moving thru air in Waves. Hence you hear the airplane from inside the building. Black Bolt is already immune to his own sound despite its potential sonic bomb Nuclear impact, so covering his mouth cannot make his sound destroy his own brain but not damage Wanda. Likewise - Dr. Strange becomes a zombie with no lips, but continues talking. lol. This is a cartoon.
the squeal should go through his nose (which was not sealed), and blast an area right in front of him if you still need to have wanda win, just make it so that blackbolt and the other guy into orbit from the blast hitting the floor. the fight continues as normal you also avoid the spaghetti idiocy (and avoids having to answer why the rest of the team doesn't get hit with the Disintegrate spell). even though the spaghetti one-shot is the logical result of fighting a Type Green reality bender without the usage of stealth, so the smart guy in blue should really know better than to face the reality bender directly in the first place without any tactics (like sneak attackers) instead of emulating Dr Clef and one-shotting the mage from stealth, mr magnificent blue guy directly faces her, provides the exact information for the mage to delete their damage carry instantly, and then dies a stupid horrible death. and we're supposed to think this guy is a smart guy? lmao
I genuinely think the only reason Wanda didn't magic back Vision or her brother is that the MCU is afraid of the backlash if "Wanda relied on a man". Nevermind it's her power that allows it...
So, wait. The writers use the moral ambiguity defense on Wanda's murderous, premeditated actions because...well, she's grieving so it's "relatable." But when any of the Dr. Stranges do something morally ambiguous (or break some arbitrary rule set long ago) for the sake of trying to save multiple realities - often requiring a split second decision with attacks bombarding them - it's treated like they are reprehensible for even considering it.
That is the actual plot arc not that nonsense about "releasing the knife". They cannot just have the woman be the villain, because it must be balanced out with the male hero also being called the villain as well. And certainly she cannot be forced to account for her crimes because 'patriarchy'.
Wanda's grief is also portrayed as a tragedy while Thor's grief gets played for cheap laughs. Between this and that god awful scene from She-Hulk, Marvel has been really insistent on hammering in "The Message".
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What pisses me off more than anything about strange's character in the MCU is that they chose to give him insane amounts of power (he can literally warp reality, alter molecules, teleport people at will, create something out of nothing) and he literally never uses his most powerful abilities. If he actually used his abilities he could obliterate thanos, scarlet witch, pretty much any of his opponents
Yes magic is a dangerous thing to include in any film - because the premise is potentially you can do anything and there is nothing you can't do. Given this the McGuffin completely over powers character, story and theme. Scott Derrickson *knew this* and was very careful to place implicit and explicit limits around magic. Ancient One could not see past her own death. Using time as a weapon has chronological dangers such as - *reliving same moment forever or never having lived at all.* Dabbling in DARK magic is exactly what got the mighty Ancient One - KILLED. "The Bill comes due." This is what Dr. Strange I was about. In Doctor Strange II - this theme is replaced with - "anything goes" for a cheap CG thrill, and resultant quick buck cash grab, and nothing makes sense.
Right, but wouldn't that make for a really short dumb movie if he took out Scarlett Witch in two seconds? Like would you really go to the cinemas to watch the first 20 minutes of this movie and leave satisfied after she got instantly obliterated? Actually I could see an audience for that but I think a lot less people would watch it and the point is for these guys to make as much money as possible so of course it's never going to happen
Well, the writers didn’t have to write it like that. You make it sound like the writers only had two options: “make a really short movie” or “make a really bad movie”, which isn’t true at all. Though to be fair, from their perspective it really is two options because they’re talentless hacks. @noahchen
@@IzzetTempoits called WRITING. The writer didnt have to write it like that. You act like there were only 2 ways to write this movie. Thats a sign of zero creativity.
Wanda actually is a mutant. Until she's isn't. Then she is again. Until she isn't. They've never known wtf to do with this character in comics and movies she been little more than a plot device. Much like Dr. Doom they constantly change what her Powers are, how she gained them and how she uses them.
The problem with MCU-Wanda is X-Men was Fox property when she was introduced. So, Marvel could not tell her original story: the daughter of Magneto. It is interesting they didn't create a new character instead. Pietro was not an essential character in AoU too. They could be just twin brother and sister. I may be wrong, but I remember Wanda and Pietro weren't mutants. Their powers were the result of Von Strucker going Faucci on them.
My last memory of Wanda's powers' explanation (it may have since been retconned) is that she has inborn connections to extradimensional magic - sort of like how Nightcrawler teleports through the Dark Dimension and/or Mephisto's realm. So she has instinctive access to magic and, after training from Strange, could use it fairly well if a bit bluntly.
@@Willowy13 They didn't even need to be in the film. Just have Ultron create Vision and have Vision come to value humanity throughout the film before converting to the good guys.
"I'm not a Monster, I'm a Mother" *Proceeds to turn Reed Richards into String Cheese, Chop Captain Carter in half, and Drop a statue on Captain Marvel...* Actually that last kill was fine, I laughed at that one.
Blackbolt's mouth was facing Wanda when he squealed and since you could hear it it means she would die, so Reeds plan was actually genius the problem is his universe had just not yet experienced plot armor so there was no way he could account for it
Truly the world's smartest man. He knew he'd have to sacrifice his friend and that it was the only way and after seeing the plot armour Wanda has you can see the exact moment he calculated 1000 different ways he could win and the one that was the most likely to work was physically using his stretching ability to grab her plot armour and wear it himself. The writing is just incredible here because as this is all happening Captain Carter and Captain Marvel stood in idle animation because they weren't smart enough to comprehend what to do, really showcases how smart Reed was.
What the hell kind of stupid super power is that anyway? Why is a guy who can't speak in a small group who discuss things? Do they all know sign language, or is he just a really good listener?
@@NotQuiteFirst All of them know sign lenguge. And about his powers, the movie just forgot the fact that his voice is a last resort thing and that he can do more than that
At 1:14:28, where America says food is free in most universes, it makes sense to me because she just steals it in whatever universe she's in, rationalizing it as being free in those universes, because she's just a kid.
Or...the writer just literally decided to imagine a multiverse where stuff is free everywhere else but here. Just like Wanda has kids everywhere else - but here. Which somehow makes sense.......everywhere else. lol. But def. not here.
Except when she gets caught she is surprised that food isn't actually free in this universe. If you are implying she always stole without ever being caught or noticed and without ever being directly told that food is free... You're being silly. Watch the movie instead of making up your own to defend it.
They know all about Wanda - she knows nothing about them. But she outsmarts them because the writer does his one trick which is make everyone extremely stupid. _Hey I'm the smartest man in the world - let me tell you about Black Bolts powers. Oops he dead now, let me charge right at you by myself without teamwork or any kind of plan (to do what?). Oops I'm dead now._ - Reed Richards. _That was funny let me smile now at the chance to also die a horrifying death, ready, ok here a I come, oops now i'm dead._ - Captain Marvel. _I can do this all...nope, dead._ - Peggy Carter. _OK I've been standing by waiting for a chance to use Omega level mutant ability to freeze your mind - esp since you don't know I have this powers, this isn't even a contest. Oops, neck snapped. I'm dead too._ - Xavier _No if only I could find a way to use my Infinite Power boost to catch this girl instead of chasing her around on foot. I mean I could fly or just grab her out of thin air and levitate her right to me. Super easy, barely an inconve....nope. 2 more hours of film to go. I'll just keep staring at green screen and hoping for the waves of stupidity to cease._ - Wanda
I'd pay top dollar for a movie where *Doctor Strange* re-evaluates his goals and instead of going after Wanda , just starts universe-hopping and removing the *Illuminati* wherever he finds them. Clearly they are a bigger threat than the *Scarlet Witch*.
@@summertyme5748 you’re kidding, right? She was an absolute monster there too, as she had zero problem with enslaving and torturing thousands of people.
If Strange has a spell that forces someone to attack themselves for a prolonged period without Strange having to even be in the same universe as them, why doesn't he do that to Wanda?
@@hideofreakingkojima5457lol. This film is just completely amateur hour as they do not ever think about the danger of just giving Strange magic as a prank, or a way out of a jam, and then addressing the - *then how come he didn’t do that earlier.* They really just want to not have to think about it, and they want the audience to also not think about it. We are stupid. Please you be stupid too. We can be stupid together. That’s how this film is written.
She had her magic shields up to take the hit from "Captain Carter". She apparently didn't care about the feet of the version of herself she was possessing at the time.
“There comes a time in all forms of media consumption as to where you are so utterly bewildered by an event taking place and there are so many things wrong with it, that you don’t have words and you simply laugh.” -The Longman
This is one of my favorite quotes as it strikes close to my heart. When I was watching Star Wars 9 on a sequel marathon for the first (and last) time, I bursted out laughing when Rey shot lightning from her fingertips as culmination of the desert scene
Wong dying to protect the darkhold, and strange killing america by sucking her powers would be a great set-up for a traumatised and sad strange in his next movie to tackle.
Every single mage in this movie acts like that one D&D player who never reads their spells and could've ended the fight without losing party members every damn time they play
this would also mean that after Wanda is dead, Captain Marvel is unable to speak more. In other words, 10/10 script change, you fixed stuff you didn't even have to
3:35 ah yes if I was being drained of my life juice I'd say "You're killing me." like I was on a drop tower and a tad scared of heights and not "OH GOD STOP NONONO I'LL CONTROL IT I PROMISE PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
I watched the movie. It was 2.5 hours but felt like 10. I watched Mauler's video. It was 6 hours but felt like 1. The entertainment values cannot be compared. I'm rewatching this video for the second time now!
It pains me to realize that someday, when even the Marvel apologists and the rest of the unthinking world accepts that the MCU is over, they will simply call it "Superhero Fatigue" rather than admit that writing actually matters.
@@asmilus7 Yep. I will never tire of the genre but mockery of it when it isn't cleverly intentional. Not sure how many decades Westerns lasted but they stuck with what worked back then at least.
Isn't it ironic that when Wanda was a "hero", she was very reluctant and acted like she didn't even want to be there with the rest of the Avengers? But when she's a villain, she gives it 110% and goes out of her way to make each kill as brutal as possible. It's obvious which side suits her more.
She was "reluctant" as you put it because despite her efforts to do good, everyone hated her. It was her resolve to remain a hero despite that plus all her heartache that made me love her so much, and why this film making her such an enthusiastic murderer enraged me to the extent that it did. Despite everything, pre-Phase 4 Wanda was ultimately a hero.
The writers and directors lacked the brain cells to write a complex, compelling female character with immense power, so what did they do? Make her a giddy mass murderer, like Carrie White and Jean Grey.
@@syntheticreality549 Evil Wanda is actually Chthon influenced Wanda. Her powers come from Chthon, plus the Darkhold was written by him. His statue is in the temple, and his symbol is depicted above Wanda's statue. Two of the variant Strange's are also corrupted by Chthon, who uses the Darkhold to influence the multiverse. Wanda is Chthon's avatar, which is why she was able to destroy the Darkhold.
I seriously wish they would’ve saved Wanda as the villain for an avengers movie so we could see a more impactful story with her interacting coldly with people she’d previously spent loads of time with
@@ALEXD4WN okay true..Wanda plus the dark hold is tough for sure but I dont think she is durable enough to take all the avengers...captain marvel,thor,strange etc
Because it went on cool down from three months after he used it/the writers are so ADHD that they think they have to come up with a new spell every time Strange uses magic, such as the amnesia spells he keeps constantly casting on himself to make him not remember to use anything useful on Wankda/Scarlet Bitch.
*Benedict Cumberbatch* tried to warn us: _“Yeah. Well… yeah that’s part of the problem,” Cumberbatch replied. “There’s a lot of stuff going on in it. It’s like, do I have a character arc in this? Is it working?”_ He knew.
To quote the great Charles dance. "As an actor you have to expend a lot of time trying to make a silk purse from a pigs ear. Improve bad writing." I 100% believe that Boomerang Camelpatch tried to do that as hard as he could in this movie, but to no avail.
@@rascoehunter3608problem is the "writers" don't know the first thing about writing magic...it needs a system that makes sense and has defined limits and costs....otherwise its just deus ex fucking machina but worse...because why would you not spam a spell that worked.
@@chrismennell1606 exactly. One of the ways to fix it is to have the massive damage AOE moves take more time to build up or make it require more energy. Like in Naruto Shippuden pre war arc he could only use the Rasen Shuriken attack twice per battle because it takes a lot of energy to use.
It's so damn insulting that all the guys of the idiotminati were instagibbed by witch and in gruesome and insulting ways while the gals do nothing to save two of them and actually fight back somewhat equally enough for a lengthy fight scene.
That scene with the guy explaining how great that dude is at using his voice as a weapon... that's straight up Suicide Squad level writing. "This is Katana. Her sword eats your soul. She can kill you..." "The man who can climb everything" hot damn.
But Mauler, it all makes perfect sense. Every time there is a writer's incursion into the MCU, there is a chance of entire films being destroyed. The writers inadvertently wrote themselves into the story.
What sucks is all of those heroes who died like mr fantastic won't have any justice for their deaths. The person responsible is gone and likely will not ever visit their universe again. Their loved ones will know they died to something that no longer exists.
You know what I've noticed? The erratic tone could easily be attributed to one thing. The success of Guardians of the Galaxy. It's focus on primarily comedy caused the rest of the MCU to become more and more focused on comedy rather than the serious tone that made people like the MCU in the first place. The only issue is that most people trying to replicate what made Guardians succeed forgot that there are genuinely dark, serious moments in Guardians alongside the comedy that balance it out while retaining the overall tone.
That, and the warm reception of Thor: Ragnarok. MCU fans demonstrated an allergy to a high-toned setup and scale with timeless themes ("Doth Mother knoweth you weareth the drapes?" "HAW HAW HAW! F*** SHAKESPEARE, YEAH!") So, when Taika Waititi showed up and turned Thor's new solo film into a brightly-colored, loud comedy which openly ignored the established past (he said he hadn't bothered watching the previous films) and injected Strong Independent Women to humiliate the men (e.g., Valkyrie beating Loki), MCU fans LICKED IT UP off the floor tiles and begged for MORE. So Disney Marvel is giving the "fans" everything you accepted and cheered, except you're now getting it concentrated instead of mixed with something mildly more palatable: smartstrongamazing women emasculating and replacing the buffoonish men, inappropriately timed and composed funny-hahas, and no regard for anything that went before. Disney offered, the fans accepted; the fans brought it on themselves.
@@unimpartialobserver Um, the MCU fans didn’t ask for this, “lick it up”, or beg for more. As you can see, from Phases Four and Five falling apart. Marvel comedy and “Marvel comedy” are two wildly different things. Don’t pretend that the jokes Iron Man made in Avengers are in any way related to this putrescent garbage. And yeah, Thor 3 was a fucking nightmare, and I don’t know why it or Taika Wa-tities were ever taken seriously or viewed positively. It ruined ever so much about Thor’s story and world, yeeted every other character out of existence, spent most of the runtime on a garbage planet while actual events were going down in Asgard, and couldn’t be arsed to get such a basic thing as Thor’s age right. Watching it in theaters was what killed my interest in the MCU. Didn’t see anything after that. The rot started much earlier than people seem to understand, I’ll give you that. It was present in Phase 2. Nothing cohered into an Avengers finale movie, so they had to George-Lucas-shove everyone into their starting positions between movies, and nothing was building towards Ultron. Civil War was an equal nightmare, which barely pretended to have anything resembling a coherent plot. No sequel survived the rot, although in different ways. But up until Black Panther, they maintained their ability to write origin stories. Their failure to write a single decent origin story since 2016 is their true downfall.
Let alone the humor sometimes sounded unintentional. Nobody was telling jokes during the final fight in Avengers. Cap telling Hulk to smash in the first movie is an example. Hulk "Puny God" is another. It was funny because it wasn't mean to be.
"Blackbolt can destroy you with one whisper from his mouth." is the dumbest line ever. Where else does a whisper come from? Why tell her his power? Whyyyyy
Just saying whisper would be enough, it's like saying superman can kill people with a sneeze, his powers aren't sneeze related but he still would be able to do it, it makes it clear that he's powerful while leaving enough room for her to get it wrong, including the mouth part makes it clear that his power is related to his mouth or voice, however, just mentioning that he's powerful is stupid, it makes him the priority target so even without the mouth bit he would still be killed first.
Also, Black Bolt can't "aim" his sonic powers. Sure, he can kill Wanda with a whisper. Along with everyone else in the room, in the building, and for a quarter-mile in all directions.
@@kron7536 That first bit does raise a question on how the fuck Blackbolt even lives when a noise from his mouth reduces everything in front of him to atoms. How does this man sneeze without causing a kill count, or obliterating a building on top of him? Does he ever yawn? If he catches a cold, is whatever city he's in basically just wiped off the map with a coughing fit?
True - the more closely you follow the story - the less sense it makes. Til you realize that the latest/hack/writer/director has also been paying no attention to the ongoing story and in fact - doesn’t really care.
I think both some aspects of the incursions and Wanda's motivations to get America's power for herself can be solved by tying the two problems together. That while dreamwalking and other methods of traveling between universes can cause incursions, America's power doesn't. I'd go even farther and say her power acts as a stabilizing force and any universe she's in is impervious to incursions for as long as America stays in it. Hence why Wanda needs America's power for herself, it's the only way to guarantee that her and her family aren't just wiped out by an incursion she had no hope of preventing. There's still a lot wrong with the script, but this particular idea seemed so obvious to me I'm amazed the writers didn't think of it.
Remember when "Sorcerer Supreme" was an actual title awarded to only the most powerful sorcerer who mastered the mystic art to the extent that they are granted authority over all 3 Sanctum Sanctorum holding back a literal interdimensional conqueror that is powerful enough to swallow up worlds and assimilate them into his domain, a realm where time does not exist? A master of an entire faction of powerful mages, keeper of relics capable of injuring and pushing back demons and beings with backing from the aforementioned interdimensional mafia ?and not a participation cup awarded to whoever is free every Friday to stay behind and sweep the floor? we got 3 Supremes and none of them displayed anything even moderately professional, wise or proficient in their position.
My worst Sorcerer Supreme moment is in No Way Home, where Wong literally goes on vacation [so the film can happen]. I mean you can see the writers room- where they just said, yeah, we know, but fuk it. Look at the kind of knuckleheads we are targeting this at!?
I think the Ancient one and Strange were good representations of powerful sorcerers who are dedicated to the duty. But Wong... mfr been goofy since day one, every movie I see him in I hope he dies so Strange can become sorcerer supreme again.
I think that the writers confuse the leader of the sanctums with the sorcerer supreme. The leader is as the name states a leader of the sanctums while the sorcerer supreme is a being so knowledgeable in terms of the mystic arts that they are incomparably stronger than any other mage. The sorcerer supreme doesn't even have to be the leader, so they could have Wong be the leader of the sanctums while making strange the ultimate defender of earth simply because Strange isn't known for his economics/managment skills.
@@FittedSheetGaminghe was very serious in the first doctor strange if the writers were smart they would've kept Wong very smart and capable. instead he's dumb and the universe bends to keep him alive
It is so weird that the sorcerers in this movie barely seem combo any abilities together at all compared to the first Doctor Strange movie and Infinity War. For example teleportation is one of the best powers for combos. They seriously underuse it.
The one thing I hate about multiverse is - they always tell a cool story: imagine worlds where physics or chemistry works differently, imagine worlds where colors are different etc. My point is, multiverse is a great opportunity to show something "cool", unexpected, mindblowing. But, all Marvel can show is over 20000 different versions of the same character %) the really cool stuff is present only in CGI while they travel through universes, that's the thing I want to see, but eventually they are landing in the same "a bit different" world but some character is now blonde or changed appearance%) so much wasted potential as for me)
Correct regarding MCU. And Yet Everything Everywhere All at Once was clever enough to give us Universe where there was no life except for the immortal consciousness' of Evelyn and her Frankenstein's Monster of a daughter. And then in a moment of terrifying insight they add that 'most Universes are actually like this' - no life - nothing. Don't tell me this idea can't be done right then. Isaac Asimov or Ray Bradbury, Frank Herbert, Harlan Ellison could not have done better.
I don't know that the different physics thing is possible in THIS multiverse, as it seems entirely dependent on the choices made by sentient life. However most of what you said still tracks. Edit: Wait no that can't be because of the paint and comics universes. So they fucked it up again.
That's what I was expecting too. It is called the 'multiverse of madness' what effing madness?! Wow a circular pizza, it's called a cake pop covered in cheese. The other thing that bugged me is it was advertised as a super hero horror film. Prob 5 mins of the whole movie had a glimpse of any horror aspect.
I think they intended for America's power to uniquely allow you to enter another universe without risking incursion. This would explain why Wanda wanted to take America's power instead of just permanently dream walking into a version of herself that had the kids. The problem is, they never communicated that to the audience, so it becomes something we have to assume in order for Wanda's motivation to make even the tiniest bit of sense.
Bioshock Infinite did the whole multiverse thing way better. Stepping into realities that aren't your own cause severe cognitive dissonance (appearing as a nosebleed) as your brain scrambles to adjust to the new reality. The mind tries to make memories where there are none or in some cases, memories/events get scrambled around to form a new story. It may take a while for the person to remember why he/she is even in a new reality. And if this happens when you are in close proximity to your multiverse double, the effect is much stronger and you risk dying. It's weird how Marvel doesn't even consider the consequences of a person moving from multiverse to multiverse when plot armour is involved. I guess America can just universe hop whenever she wants with no ill effects. Edit: why not make it so that anytime she potentially portals to a new dimension that risks causing an incursion in the new universe? They talk about it but it never seems to happen when she does it.
@@HermitKing731 If you don't watch EFAP, they've often gone for longer than 6 hours on a single movie. In fact, Mauler's TFA series is going to be much longer than 6 hours
@@HermitKing731 Oh you sweet summer child. You have yet to behold the true majesty of The Long. When the Longman's TFA series finally concludes, it'll be between 15 and 20 hours
when you pointed out that America Chavez used her powers while wearing the bracelet in the cage, i had to pause for a minute to massage my head over the damn amoeba brain writing
I just want to say that when i watched this movie when i got to the part when doctor Strange met up with Wanda i genuinely thought they were gonna fight some other creature together. The idea that Wanda was doing this never came into my brain.
I love how Amerika's mothers are always referred to as "parents" because it's easy to cut out that one scene with them and then have the movie released in countries like China.
Lol. They are so important to her, until she gains the power to find them - because *it was always within* her, and then….she forgets about them at the end of the film, and is happily training with Wong. MCU now has such bad writing where everyone also seems to be taking direction from Disney’s agenda, and no one does anything an actual person in that situation would do.
@@summertyme5748 And all they had to do at the end is show her parents in a diffenrent cut and in the background so they can cover it up for China and still be consistent.
@@goosegas2087 I guess They kinda forget. Instead more important to have cheezy horror movie ending - Oh my God I have 3rd “CG” eye! Followed by a completely contradictory credit scene advertisement for Next Movie: Wow! It’s Furiosa! She’s in the MCU now! Lol.
BTW: Mad Max Fury Road recently made #1 on the list of *top films of the decade* - ie - yes including all types of film’s not just action fantasy. It’s on the same critics list as things like Godfather, and Citizen Kane! You *can* make intelligent action fantasy films.
Imagine there’s a alternate universe where there’s a version of this movie that has a good (or just decent)script with the same phenomenal cinematography. Maybe I should start a Multiverse of Madness just to live in that reality.
The memory store thing implies that world is actually a horrifying dystopia where corporations can read your mind without your consent and project your thoughts to random passersby. That's evil.
Maybe you focus on a memory and they electrocute your brain to enhance that memory and make it more real... or something. Or just super advance predictive algorithms. Or magic I guess.
Big fan, Shad. It's always nice to see one of my favorite TH-camrs featured in one of my other favorite TH-camrs' videos. For a second, I wondered if I'd put one of your videos on by accident.
Okay I know this is a late comment, but I was rewatching this vid while working on other things & had a thought: why doesn’t Wanda adopt America? America is a now-parentless child with incredible magic needing training, Wanda is a powerful magic user wanting children of her own. They could even go together to find a universe where Wanda’s “children” are motherless and then BOOM - Wanda gets three new children & three parentless children get a mother who can protect them from everything. Plus, with America living as one of Wanda’s kid America can travel to other universes to find any cure/solution for whatever illness/problem arises. I know this kinda defeats the purpose of the movie, but it seems like such a perfect solution to the problem & I had to share what anyone else thinks lol.
Yes, the entire premise of the story is just so lazily constructed to make Wanda a cartoon villain for whatever asinine reason. Look at one point she forgets she can fly so she can step on glass, which she does so she can LIMP 😂 like a Zombie. Screen Pitch is literally - Wanda does Zombie Walk. Screen Rant: “But……why????” Raimi/Waldron: *So the movie can happen.* 😂
The scene with America telling Strange that Defender Strange “blew it” with whatever her name was is the perfect moment to work in that flashback of him getting the watch. If America instead told our Strange that Defender Strange talked to her quite fondly about this woman in their travels, implying that he made their relationship work rather than “blowing it” like our Strange did, it would be a perfect moment for our Strange to have that flashback as he becomes lost in thought reminiscing on a time where he could have made things work with whatever her name was.
Wong: "Why cant you just ask America to bring you there?" Wanda: "What if my kids get sick?" Wong: "We have a magic book that can defeat any foe, im pretty sure it would work for the space flu."
When your plot holes are so great that you need a McGuffin that can 'do anything' which only means that the whole story never needed to happen. lol. Someone doesn't know how to write.
What if my kids get sick might be the dumbest handwave of a plot hole in the whole movie. You literally have a million options to scientifically, magically or miraculously heal your kids that would be way simpler than all the conflict you're going through as the villain in this movie!
Imagine being the most powerful team on earth facing directly head on against prime thanos with all stones and defeating him just to die against a dollar store version of him. Actually ridiculous writing
Except that the one who actually beat Thanos was Strange and being the good friends they were, they didn’t even give him a chance for redemption and murdered him right away.
@@rbexcessno, all of that was shown or directly implied. Strange used the book (a book that is basically a wish granting bundle of paper that makes the other team members irrelevant) to defeat Thanos, he was desperate to find the book because they didn’t think they had a chance in the first place.
Walking out of the theater, the thing that stuck in my mind was just how…empty the “combat” is with both Wanda and Strange. Their abilities are undefined and inconsistent, so there’s never any *stakes* to it. Hulk is big and strong, Iron Man has a mechanical suit, Cap has a bouncy shield, Thor has a flying hammer and lightning; Wanda and Strange have ‘magic’. What kind of magic? All kinds! But never the same one twice, because we want to show off as many cool visuals as we can! To think of putting the two of them against each other makes me believe that the writers are the type to find preteen-level make-believe contests to be enthralling.
I would also like to add that I was underwhelmed when Strange interacted with Third-Eye Strange. I was expecting some banter, getting annoyed with himself, like when Cap fought his past self. It was way more fun when he insulted Stark in Infinity War and how they were constantly trying to one-up each other. I get that he was used to seeing many different versions of himself, but I doubt he had ever interacted with one of them. Just something seemingly small, but his character feels pretty watered down by this point.
Plus the avengers' abilities and/or powers aren't just "strong cool visuals" they either come at a cost (hulk having two personalities and Iron Man suits being expensive, requiring care to be used), requires effort and skill(cap being able to aim, throw and catch his shield) or has to be earned(mjolmer choosing who is worthy) to be utilized properly. Wanda and strange's magic could might as well thanos everything with no cost, strategy, effort or risk being used.
The demon cat head really feels like straight out of Rick and Morty. Completely random, bizarre and grotesque. The movie as a whole has this attitude. Rick and Morty gets away with it since that's a show about subversion and loss of all meaning. But try to sap meaning out of other franchises, and you destroy them.
First Doctor Strange movie did it so much better by keeping the magic limited, so it focused a lot more on Doctor Strange and how he could out-think his opponent, which fed back into him out-thinking Doramu.
The main issue for me is that Wanda blames Strange for trying to save the girl he met yesterday, while her anger is "justified" by trying to bring back the children she never had and who never existed.
@@summertyme5748 The film could present her as insane or as such that she was spoiled by the book, but instead, both Strange and Richards begin to express their understanding and justify her actions.
Why are we taking this seriously though? Why are we even blaming the character instead of the inept writers? Like this is CHARACTER ASSASINATION, and people are condemning Wanda when we should be demanding better writing for her.
Reminder again of the obvious: The character's are not *real.* They are fictional creations of the filmmakers, writers and actors. Sometimes a performance is bad.... Like Gal Gadot in Snyderverse. Sometimes it's the filmmaking. It is never the fictional character because they are not real. On this site i've seen this weird blaming of fictional characters - usually women, as if they are independent agents acting on the film. This seems to be because there is some sort of agenda - of blaming women (?) even fictional characters for bad films??? Whatever the case - Multiverse of Madness is a badly written and poorly directed film. That's why the characters Stephen Stange, and Wanda Maximov make no sense in the film.
There's one thing I can think of that would fix a lot of the problems here: Why does the villain have to specifically be MCU Wanda? If they really wanted to show off the Scarlet Witch's power, make the villain an alternate version of Wanda, one that didn't regret her actions in WandaVision. They set up Dream walking, make it so MCU Wanda's being controlled by that alternate Wanda, or maybe even have her use a one-way portal into this universe? It wouldn't fix everything, not by a long shot, but it would fix Wanda's character assassination.
I have a similar idea: why does the main villain need to be Wanda at all? I don't remember his name, but in the comics there is an ancient dark god who is reponsible for creating the Darkhold. he could have promised to give Wanda the family she wants-a REAL family, not mere projections-if she hunted down Chavez on his behalf and used her powers to free him.
The "dreaming as multiverse selves" thing was very funny. Apparently in most other universes people go to school naked, their teeth constantly fall out, and car brakes don't work properly.
To be fair, it *is* the multiverse. Practically anything you can imagine can happen, and if it can happen, it's happened an infinite amount of times before.
I appreciate this movie a lot. I always end up having a nice, long nap every time I try to watch it. Always wake up refreshed and ready to take on the rest of my day.
What's even funnier, is the fact that captain carter is holding the book of vishanti when black bolt kills 838 strange, meaning the illuminati most likely were the ones that put the book away. Somehow. And apparently forgot about it.
“You’re possessing an innocent woman” says Mr Fantastic, right after a meeting where he was going to condemn an innocent man. If Scarlet Witch is capable of it in one universe then she’s capable in another, right?
I knew the level of writing this movie was getting the moment I saw Wanda slip up Chavez's name. 😑 That's so 90s!! Like Wanda , had such a great opportunity to get close to Chavez! She had to quietly go with Strange by pretending she is all for help. Then Strange himself like a detective figures out it's Wanda who is behind all this!! Imagine the anticipation, the surprise!!! But NO. Insead it get most generic writing of writing. 🙄
@@Vor567tez oh God, that would have fix some problems, surely. Like Wanda convince Strange to take her to Kamar Taj so she can check whoever put Hex on this girl yada yada and that would make it sensible to some degree why a full temple of trained sorcerers, Wang and Strange lost so badly to Wanda... because, they are unprepared and ambushed.
I love that MauLer hates this movie so much that he dedicated 2 EFAPs (about 12 hours in total) and a 6 hour Unbridled to this. If he shows as much passion to things he loves I'm jealous of his girlfriend.
Man 6 whole HOURS of MauLer dissing this movie, plus you already know he's gonna use some top notch grammar - I'm fucking ready for the greatest 6 hour-English course of my life lmaooo
2:07:45 @MauLerYT in fairness to the professor, in both cases, he had to argue against an entire team of people who are full of themselves as a mission statement. He probably gave both stranges as much help as he could without directly minecontrolling his team and becoming the focus of their next crusade.
Its not like they would notice that they are mind contolled by him, if done right. He said himself (i think it was in one of the X-men movies?) that he can force people to think what he wants them to think. So its not like they feel like they are pushed back to the back of their own mind, while he takes control. They think that THEY are the ones that came up with the thoughts. So unless he makes them think really suspicious stuff - things they would NEVER think themselfs -, they would still think they came up with the spare-stephen-strange-thoughts all by themself's.
@@random.3665 otherwise he is just a senile grandpa that is being forced by his grandchildren to sell his family business, since it was old-fashioned That's the impression that this Xavier gave
Seeing Mauler and Wolf laugh in pain is honestly the best way to describe the movie. You laugh as you see the heroes you once loved be torn apart and obliterated by awful writing. Phase 4 is an utter embarrassment however you look at it. Also hearing "dude you're seeing cinema right now" and "we didn't listen" brought me to tears.
@@SPR-Ninja yeah would love it released as an uncut EFAP movies, but i have a feeling thats wishful thinking. I'm sure wolf just gave mauler the ok to use these clips and thats it.
The bigger issue with the motorcycle guy is that for some reason a city that knows about superheroes and the threats they face doesn't give out a warning through radio and police to stop people to go towards the monster.
They make the same mistakes over and over. They emphasize power and not character. Then the characters have so much power - that their problems require them to be stupid with their use of power in order to avoid ending film immediately. WonderWoman is established as faster than bullets and her sword is magical and can kill StephenWolf. Put it right between his eyes faster than he can blink. *Film over.* Instead 4 1/2 hours of bullshix - because the film needs to wait for Superman to do "something" before the killer of the God War Ares can do anything. I'm just using Snyder cut as an example of storytelling incompetence because this same mistake is sure to happen again.
@@summertyme5748 Kinda like how her sword chopped off doomsdays hand in bvs and he never truly healed from it, yet they never consider it an option? Or how Superman just gave up trying to move him back into space because it worked until direct intervention by a nuke which conviently didnt launch doomsday further into space?
@@superbrainz2357 Exactly. This extends to animation. Superman gets zapped over and over with the DarkSeid Omega zig zag beams. It just hurts him, but never really permanently damages him. WonderWoman’s bracelets TANK his zig zag beams - then she puts his eye out with her sword. It’s supposed to be ‘cool’ but it’s foolish, as we have now established that Darkseid is nothing and WW and SM cannot really even be hurt much less beaten.
@@summertyme5748 You have to wonder at this point why all the league members dont carry weapons or armor that fit their powers. Another issue is the flash's speed and its always been one. Some issues he can race multiple laps around the universe fighting another speedster yet he can't immediatly end any slightly slower threat to the league or is given the idiot ball and hit by one of deathshots bullets.
Copyright may still come for this large lad, been fighting it non stop on this one... if so, you will simply see it pop up again days/weeks later, when they loosen the grip but hopefully it stays up. Thank you for your patience, I hope you enjoy this 6 hour adventure ;^)
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Maybe they don’t care about copyright at all, they just don’t want people rightfully criticizing the comedy of errors that is this movie.
I can hardly wait. What else am I going to watch? Hei Mauler, do you know what She-Hulk told the Hulk? "Women don't exist to be nice on the eyes for you! And this is my closing argument!"
Have you tried spinning? That's a good trick.
So does this mean you got a clean pass through the copy tism filter? Can't wait to enjoy the vid!
If they had a Doctor Strange POV shot, it would show that he has like 300 spells on his HUD, but 90% of them go on cooldown for a month.
So I guess the Darkhold has "-99% Cooldown" along with Summoning and other skill trees.
XD
@@Ramsey276one but as a negative it has +10000% increased suck time.
@@dodojesus4529 XD
Purple Fart Dragon 4 Prez
Infernal Cat Head will be refreshed in another 20 movies.
Keep in mind, this is the same studio that treats Thor’s grief as a “laughing stock”.
My love for who Wanda used to be doesn't change my disgust for that fact.
Thor literally lost everyone he loved, plus his entire nation that he swore to protect, failing his family, people and himself, and Marvel fucking shat all over that.
Wanda goes insane over an android and a pair of imaginary kids. She didn't even mention her parents and brother, the REAL people she had lost. What the fuck?
Well now it's Doctor Strange and Scarlett Witch's turn.
@@knightmare_edits and thor doesn't care about being king anymore
@@knightmare_edits because Thor is a fuckin “STraIgHt wHItE MAlE” and Wanda is a VVHAMAN
Illuminati to Strange: "let's immediately trick him and imprison him"
Illuminati to Wanda: "Could you please stop 🥺?"
For some reason I only imagined Captain Ni🅱️🅱️a saying that
@@toymaster4041 your edginess is embarrassing. you're too old to be like this
Wanda is a Woman, they can't be mean to her. That would be a hatecrime.
Hey woman can't be evil only straight white man
Honestly the fact that Black Captian Marvel said
"Oh we can handle your little witch"
Makes me so mad
cause wanda is their teammate who got possessed by her alternate self?unlike strange who came from another world, this Wanda is their teammate
So if green means stop. Shouldn't all the car"s brake lights be green in that universe?
A rather good point!
...Shut up.
They want to ram each other's cars.
@@trygveplaustrum4634ok
Not sure if brakelights are red because of the 'stop' association, but because red is non-blinding (good at night) and widely visible.
Not meant as a defence for the film. Just a BTW.
imagine a god-tier surgeon giving a know-nothing teenager a scalpal and saying "believe in yourself, you can do heart surgery"
He cast a spell to brainwash everyone in the world - because he wanted to "give Parker a break".
OMG - Kevin Feige *this shix sux and you know it!*
That would be morbidly hilarious, but wtf
Your analogy only works if the teenager has subconsciously been doing successful heart surgery the entire time you knew her.
Actually in a comedy movie this is a banger line i kind of love this
@@diegogonzalez5273 the equivalent of your analogy would be america having beaten scarlet witches unconsciously before. No. Its more like if the teenage girl have been unconsciously cutting tenderloins all over the place, then having the surgeon giving her a scalpel to perform heart surgery.
The mind-reading loophole pisses me off more than any other because it’s such an integral part of Xavier’s powers. Imagine Aquaman being threatened with drowning.
That analogy is so fucking spot on.. damn 😭
That's also EXACTLY why Black Bolt's death is completely idiotic as well. He's IMMUNE TO THAT ENERGY. HELL he literally CHANNELS IT TO FLY AND INCREASE HIS STRENGTH. And on top of that LIFETIME OF VOCAL TRAINING, he can just USE THE TUNING FORK ON HIS HEAD.
This is just egregiously disrespectful to so many characters.
@@genericusername9997
All the male characters get cucked so the female superheroes can show off how badass they are compared to the men.
Well Batman has news for you 🦇😂
Chthon >>>> Xavier
Morbius is “Mom, I shit the bed” bad
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is “Mom, I accidentally deleted my best friend while playing Laser Tag” bad
"Wait, this isn't my airsoft gun..."
I forgot that Morbius was even a movie. It just exists as a stale meme now.
@@xFlareLeon me too, and I don't even watch these movies.
No it’s more like “mom I found your dildo” bad
Red means go, and Green means stop.
I hate that they didn't follow through on this outside the traffic lights gag. Imagine if all the security camera warnings or fire extinguishers were green. Or even go the extra mile and make it so people's blood in this universe is green, giving a good reason why people see green as bad and red as a more positive colour.
The main reason why humans in our world think of red is bad isnt because blood is red^^. Its because in nature, a lot of plants and animals use red as a warning that they are poisionous, in order to prevent them getting eaten. This is so fundamental that in experiments with monkey, a lot of them wont eat newly introduced - and therefore not recognized - red berries, unless they have external reasons to do so (for example, if they are given the berries by the same people that usually only gives them food, that can influence them. But if they just "find" berries in their habitat which they never saw before, they often wont eat them if they are bright red)
@@random.3665you smart asses :)
Ily
'A script can only be as intelligent as its writers' - Critical Drinker
Well. At least one thing would remain the same. Hulk would be as bad in the Illumiwhat universe as in the original one.😂
@@random.3665Just going off of the information in your comment, all that's been established is that monkey's don't trust red berries.
It's the chicken and the egg. Did berries become red in response to animals preexisting fear of the color red, or did animals come to fear red because of the berries being red?
The fact that all 5 super heroes that make up “The Illuminati” all stand there and take turns watching Wanda kill their close friends is probably one of the most idiotic scenes I’ve ever seen.
It's like shitty (all) Steven Seagal movies where ten bad guys will fight him one at a time instead of en masse.
THE DIM is more fitting...
Literally one turn rpg type of games.
They make the really stupid victims in slasher films look like genius's. They should have had Wanda hex half of them, making them fight themselves while Wanda picks them off one by one. Then again maybe in their universe the average IQ is 30 and Mr. Fantastic's genius level intellect would be 70.
Crazy how a fast mf like Captain Marvel just stood and watch the slow ass spaghetti-fication of Reed Richards. Like bruh, halfway the attack, she had the time to save him at least by attacking Wanda as she’s shown to be easily distracted or can’t take on multiple targets as she’ll break the spell.
I will never get over the fact Vision gets completely forgotten in this. The entire point of WandaVision was Wanda lost Vision and this is the life she wanted them to have. The children were a byproduct of that. They were never the entire point and she knew they weren't real even though both of them loved them dearly. The fact that there isn't a scene where Paul Bettany walks into the house she's terrorizing and Wanda has the realization that "I completely forgot about my husband, the ENTIRE reason I did all of this in the first place" is poor writing at best and character erasure at worst.
It wouldn't have saved the movie but DAMN a scene like that would've done wonders for the climax. Hell why not have that universe's Vision be the one to stop her????
Ughghg, stupid movie
I bet Paul Bettany saw the script and said no. Or they didn't have enough budget. I don't think he's been canceled or anything.
Not to mention where the fuck was her brother Pietro?!?! This would have been the perfect movie to bring him from another universe. I've been dying to see him again but they've completely forgotten about him
Never mind alternate dimensions, what happened to Vision the White? The rebuilt body that hex-Vision download his life's memories to, making it functionally Vision? That was a huge hole in WandaVision, much less this sequel.
@@Dave0G honestly idk who thought Sam Raimi was a good director for this movie. He can only do camp horror and most of it is so cringey. Him and the writer completely ruined this movie
Steven is literally the only person who cares about the safety of the multiverse. That's crazy.
Except in the equally appalling No Way Home he mangled the multiverse trying to help Parker lose his virginity. lol.
@@summertyme5748 Within the confines of this movie Steven is the only one who cares about the multiverse's safety*
@@summertyme5748Tbf, from what I can remember, it was the spell fucking up due to Peter doing some shit that caused the problem, if the spell went well nothing bad would've happened. I think... Multiverses are a mistake
I guess you could say... that's just silly
@@toymaster4041
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"Two hours? Do you think me weak, Sword Man?"
That line slayed me.
2:14:13 The payoff was well worth it.
It...slayed you?
I love Scarlet Witch saying "I'm not a monster" literally two seconds after admitting to killing dozens if not hundreds of people.
The sheer fucking disconnect between EVERY SINGLE LINE in this movie is truly astounding.
Yep. She has the self-realisation of a wet sock for almost the entire runtime, and I still am unconvinced she actually died given we didn't see a body.
This is the result of a film written by seventeen people.
Well, Chthon is the monster hidden inside of her. His symbol is above Wanda's statue and he says he "forged" her.
Wanda's story is authored by Chthon, from birth. That's the whole point of chaos magic, it's Chthon's power.
Or should I say "Shuthon", as Wong stupidly mispronounces the name of Marvel's most important mystical villain.
@@PittsburghSonido None of whom know what chaos magic is or can pronounce "Chthon".
"Her two remaining braincells are fighting for third place." Is such a good line. Well played.
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I loved that one too
That one and "their IQ test came back negative" 😂
I'm partial to "your restriction of the Long is *offensive."* From the way the contemptuous sneer behind that statement can just be _heard,_ one feels the lurking menace of the sheer, unbridled power of the Long.
I liked "your existence wasn't even a joke, jokes have meaning"
2:55:40 my headcanon for this is simply that while Dr Strange tells Sinister Strange about how his sister died, he just stands there, thinking: “this makes no sense, i had a brother, Gerry, he didnt die, just lives in Florida, where the universe-shredding hadnt reach yet. He really must be from another timeline, who would come up with this nonsense”
Why am I not surprised he lives in Florida xD
Correction the universe shredding is afraid to enter Florida.
The idea that RED is go, and GREEN is stop, could be interesting if fire burned green and the plant life was predominantly red. That would thus indicate the proper flip of the color associations that lead us to having Green > Go, Red > Stop.
Or, who cares and we clearly see green plants all over and they clearly didn't care enough
and as another commenter pointed out, the brake lights for cars would be green too but they're still red in the movie
The thing that really bugged me is Strange will do a mindwipe on the entire planet to fix Peter's mistake, but he won't sit down with Wanda for 10 minutes to look at options to bring the fictional kids into being for real. He and Wanda could just do that, no harm no foul.
Strange and Wanda exemplify the Game of Thrones lesson - that dumb writers can't write smart characters.
GRRM's Tyrion was the smartest character in Game of Thrones - whose strategy - that his father dismissed as 'low cunning' won the Battle of Black Water.
Once they 'ran out of book' writers Dan and Dave were left to give Tryion the following tasks....
Develop a plan to capture a Zombie and bring him into the city - to your sister the queen who wants you dead. To get her to see that Zombies are real and then...she will help you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Of course this bonehead move leads directly to their Dragon being killed, the Zombie king gets a Zombie Dragon and then he burns down the great wall and all the Zombies come pouring thru.
All because of Tyrion's (really) D&D's mindbogglingly stupid idea.
Later when the Zombies are attacking one of the last cities, and all the dead are being resurrected, his plan is to hide everyone - in the crypts (!) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Likewise Dr. Strange in No Way Home and Multiverse of Madness is like the biggest fool who ever did a magic trick.
Not only should he never be Sorcerer Supreme - he should not be allowed to do balloon shows for kids, as someone would end up choking on a balloon, or bleeding out from a paper cut.
_the Wanda for 10 minutes to look at options to bring the fictional kids into being for real._
The film is far too stupid to investigate the interesting philosophical question of what is real and not.
If you actually recalled Wanda Vision - which the writers and directors *do not* Wanda's kids are *born* of her womb, and a produce of her love with Vision.
Wanda alters reality with her will - as well as 'eggs and sperm' the way normal humans do.
So the question of whether her kids are *real* or not is philosophical, not yes or no.
The fact is her love for them was certainly real - but she also decided to let them go.
This is powerful and difficult choice for a being whose will can alter reality.
You will still and always have to let the ones you love go and they will have to let you go.
_A thing isn't only beautiful because it lasts._
_What is grief if not love persevering._
This is incredible *raw material* for Raimi and Waldron to work with.
But it's like throwing pearls to swine as they dispose of it as absolute morons would and we end up with Shaggy and Scooby and Velma goofing their way thru a cluster fest bad CG and dialogue with massive plot holes.
@@summertyme5748 brilliantly said. They really did throw the baby out with the bathwater on this whole topic if you ask me.
They could have just hooked up and had kids it's not like Wanda ISN'T hot, she's hotter than Christine
y’all wanna watch a 2 hour movie of 2 people talking to figure out how to get someone’s kids back?
“Your life wasn’t even a joke, because jokes have meaning”
One of the best lines I’ve ever heard
100%
"Does your ass ever get jealous with the amount of shit that comes out of it" is something my dad would say :)
They also tend to have better writing.
Badass line in all of history
💥💢ouch
Also, sound can pass through material. Blackbolts squeel should have definitely passed through his sealed mouth and still hit Wanda.
Yes Sound is vibration moving thru air in Waves. Hence you hear the airplane from inside the building. Black Bolt is already immune to his own sound despite its potential sonic bomb Nuclear impact, so covering his mouth cannot make his sound destroy his own brain but not damage Wanda.
Likewise - Dr. Strange becomes a zombie with no lips, but continues talking. lol.
This is a cartoon.
Please do not insult cartoons.
Or through his nose as they said in the commentary 😂
Asking for logic when dealing with super powers is a fools errand especially if you think the writers getting this jobs can even reason simple math
the squeal should go through his nose (which was not sealed), and blast an area right in front of him
if you still need to have wanda win, just make it so that blackbolt and the other guy into orbit from the blast hitting the floor. the fight continues as normal
you also avoid the spaghetti idiocy (and avoids having to answer why the rest of the team doesn't get hit with the Disintegrate spell).
even though the spaghetti one-shot is the logical result of fighting a Type Green reality bender without the usage of stealth, so the smart guy in blue should really know better than to face the reality bender directly in the first place without any tactics (like sneak attackers)
instead of emulating Dr Clef and one-shotting the mage from stealth, mr magnificent blue guy directly faces her, provides the exact information for the mage to delete their damage carry instantly, and then dies a stupid horrible death. and we're supposed to think this guy is a smart guy? lmao
I genuinely think the only reason Wanda didn't magic back Vision or her brother is that the MCU is afraid of the backlash if "Wanda relied on a man". Nevermind it's her power that allows it...
There's a white vision out there with all his memories which makes this movie worse for me
I can almost guarantee it’s because they couldn’t get the actors.
@@mochii813 ew... He is white, though
she literally did both of those in Wandavision tho....
@@stetsoncrobisonThose were illusions.
So, wait. The writers use the moral ambiguity defense on Wanda's murderous, premeditated actions because...well, she's grieving so it's "relatable." But when any of the Dr. Stranges do something morally ambiguous (or break some arbitrary rule set long ago) for the sake of trying to save multiple realities - often requiring a split second decision with attacks bombarding them - it's treated like they are reprehensible for even considering it.
Have you considered, man bad?
"that doesn't seem fair"
That is the actual plot arc not that nonsense about "releasing the knife". They cannot just have the woman be the villain, because it must be balanced out with the male hero also being called the villain as well. And certainly she cannot be forced to account for her crimes because 'patriarchy'.
hello there, welcome to M-SHE-U
Wanda's grief is also portrayed as a tragedy while Thor's grief gets played for cheap laughs. Between this and that god awful scene from She-Hulk, Marvel has been really insistent on hammering in "The Message".
The most impressive thing about this video is MauLer’s ability to consistently come up with a new, absurdly hilarious alternative name to ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’ for nearly 6 hours straight.
I truly hope someone makes a supercut of all of them
Bendydick Cabbagepatch
Benny Cumbucket.
It’s the peak comedy the MCU wish they had 😂😂😂
He has to play to his audience of teenage edgelords.
What pisses me off more than anything about strange's character in the MCU is that they chose to give him insane amounts of power (he can literally warp reality, alter molecules, teleport people at will, create something out of nothing) and he literally never uses his most powerful abilities. If he actually used his abilities he could obliterate thanos, scarlet witch, pretty much any of his opponents
Yes magic is a dangerous thing to include in any film - because the premise is potentially you can do anything and there is nothing you can't do. Given this the McGuffin completely over powers character, story and theme.
Scott Derrickson *knew this* and was very careful to place implicit and explicit limits around magic.
Ancient One could not see past her own death.
Using time as a weapon has chronological dangers such as - *reliving same moment forever or never having lived at all.*
Dabbling in DARK magic is exactly what got the mighty Ancient One - KILLED.
"The Bill comes due."
This is what Dr. Strange I was about.
In Doctor Strange II - this theme is replaced with - "anything goes" for a cheap CG thrill, and resultant quick buck cash grab, and nothing makes sense.
Right, but wouldn't that make for a really short dumb movie if he took out Scarlett Witch in two seconds? Like would you really go to the cinemas to watch the first 20 minutes of this movie and leave satisfied after she got instantly obliterated? Actually I could see an audience for that but I think a lot less people would watch it and the point is for these guys to make as much money as possible so of course it's never going to happen
Well, the writers didn’t have to write it like that. You make it sound like the writers only had two options: “make a really short movie” or “make a really bad movie”, which isn’t true at all. Though to be fair, from their perspective it really is two options because they’re talentless hacks. @noahchen
I mean considering Thanos with the infinity stones is a pretty reasonable defense against strange and his magic, but I'm with you on the rest.
@@IzzetTempoits called WRITING. The writer didnt have to write it like that. You act like there were only 2 ways to write this movie. Thats a sign of zero creativity.
Wanda actually is a mutant. Until she's isn't. Then she is again. Until she isn't. They've never known wtf to do with this character in comics and movies she been little more than a plot device. Much like Dr. Doom they constantly change what her Powers are, how she gained them and how she uses them.
Except Dr. Doom is funny!
The problem with MCU-Wanda is X-Men was Fox property when she was introduced. So, Marvel could not tell her original story: the daughter of Magneto. It is interesting they didn't create a new character instead. Pietro was not an essential character in AoU too.
They could be just twin brother and sister.
I may be wrong, but I remember Wanda and Pietro weren't mutants. Their powers were the result of Von Strucker going Faucci on them.
My last memory of Wanda's powers' explanation (it may have since been retconned) is that she has inborn connections to extradimensional magic - sort of like how Nightcrawler teleports through the Dark Dimension and/or Mephisto's realm. So she has instinctive access to magic and, after training from Strange, could use it fairly well if a bit bluntly.
@@Willowy13 They didn't even need to be in the film. Just have Ultron create Vision and have Vision come to value humanity throughout the film before converting to the good guys.
"I'm not a Monster, I'm a Mother"
*Proceeds to turn Reed Richards into String Cheese, Chop Captain Carter in half, and Drop a statue on Captain Marvel...*
Actually that last kill was fine, I laughed at that one.
Is that some kind of personal attack or something?
I feel so bad for Elizabeth Olsen.
She played the role well
I laughed at all the Illuminati deaths especially black bolt and captain carter. They were all so over the top
And and as much as I hate Franklin, Reed Richards was a father too. That makes her a hypocrite on top of it all
@@idawg7332 💯💯💯. They were very goofy and not in a good way
Blackbolt's mouth was facing Wanda when he squealed and since you could hear it it means she would die, so Reeds plan was actually genius the problem is his universe had just not yet experienced plot armor so there was no way he could account for it
Truly the world's smartest man. He knew he'd have to sacrifice his friend and that it was the only way and after seeing the plot armour Wanda has you can see the exact moment he calculated 1000 different ways he could win and the one that was the most likely to work was physically using his stretching ability to grab her plot armour and wear it himself. The writing is just incredible here because as this is all happening Captain Carter and Captain Marvel stood in idle animation because they weren't smart enough to comprehend what to do, really showcases how smart Reed was.
What the hell kind of stupid super power is that anyway? Why is a guy who can't speak in a small group who discuss things? Do they all know sign language, or is he just a really good listener?
@@NotQuiteFirst All of them know sign lenguge. And about his powers, the movie just forgot the fact that his voice is a last resort thing and that he can do more than that
Collin and IroResisetnce, your commentaries were beautiful to read lmao
@@abraham29084 If you are fighting the scarlet witch, it IS the last resort lol
At 1:14:28, where America says food is free in most universes, it makes sense to me because she just steals it in whatever universe she's in, rationalizing it as being free in those universes, because she's just a kid.
Or...the writer just literally decided to imagine a multiverse where stuff is free everywhere else but here. Just like Wanda has kids everywhere else - but here. Which somehow makes sense.......everywhere else. lol. But def. not here.
@@desmondng5375or the blender universe / dimension
Except when she gets caught she is surprised that food isn't actually free in this universe. If you are implying she always stole without ever being caught or noticed and without ever being directly told that food is free... You're being silly. Watch the movie instead of making up your own to defend it.
"Dr. Strange is the biggest threat to the Multiverse"
"Let us just tell Dr. Strange all our names and roles in the Illuminati"
They know all about Wanda - she knows nothing about them. But she outsmarts them because the writer does his one trick which is make everyone extremely stupid.
_Hey I'm the smartest man in the world - let me tell you about Black Bolts powers. Oops he dead now, let me charge right at you by myself without teamwork or any kind of plan (to do what?). Oops I'm dead now._ - Reed Richards.
_That was funny let me smile now at the chance to also die a horrifying death, ready, ok here a I come, oops now i'm dead._ - Captain Marvel.
_I can do this all...nope, dead._ - Peggy Carter.
_OK I've been standing by waiting for a chance to use Omega level mutant ability to freeze your mind - esp since you don't know I have this powers, this isn't even a contest. Oops, neck snapped. I'm dead too._ - Xavier
_No if only I could find a way to use my Infinite Power boost to catch this girl instead of chasing her around on foot. I mean I could fly or just grab her out of thin air and levitate her right to me. Super easy, barely an inconve....nope. 2 more hours of film to go. I'll just keep staring at green screen and hoping for the waves of stupidity to cease._ - Wanda
I'd pay top dollar for a movie where *Doctor Strange* re-evaluates his goals and instead of going after Wanda , just starts universe-hopping and removing the *Illuminati* wherever he finds them. Clearly they are a bigger threat than the *Scarlet Witch*.
"Why sir, was the ocean in her tea" - That MauLer was a 'storm in a teacup'
1:33:08
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"THERE IS A TEMPEST IN ME...IN A TEACUP."
Tempest, to be precise, though the writers didn't have anything profound to say with that sad attempt at metaphor.
Wanda in MoM: the boss when you fight them
Wanda in any other movie: the boss when you unlock them as a playable character
Wanda in Wanda Vision: A complex character with a multidimensional personality. I miss her.
@@summertyme5748 Me too. Well, except for that ending where she zipped outta there before she could face any consequences.
@@tsuumee4545and the holding the whole town against their will thing too…
@@summertyme5748 you’re kidding, right? She was an absolute monster there too, as she had zero problem with enslaving and torturing thousands of people.
Unless it's Devil May Cry 5. Then the boss is even more badass as a playable character
If Strange has a spell that forces someone to attack themselves for a prolonged period without Strange having to even be in the same universe as them, why doesn't he do that to Wanda?
"That's definitely a case of me just not knowing what to do with the script"
@@hideofreakingkojima5457lol. This film is just completely amateur hour as they do not ever think about the danger of just giving Strange magic as a prank, or a way out of a jam, and then addressing the - *then how come he didn’t do that earlier.*
They really just want to not have to think about it, and they want the audience to also not think about it.
We are stupid. Please you be stupid too. We can be stupid together. That’s how this film is written.
@@summertyme5748Dumb writers can't write smart scripts.
Maybe he knows Wanda's Wisdom Saving Throw is just too high.
Wait wait wait.
Wanda kept children trapped for ten days straight?
Yo. Those children are dead. She's even worse than I thought.
Yep, unless she gave them a magically replenishing food and water stock which there's no way she did.
@@toymaster4041maybe she did
presumably she just prevented them from dying, without giving them food and drink. Hence why the people literally beg her to kill them.
It’s the fact that Wanda tanked a hit from captain carters shield completely unscathed but then glass on the floor made her feet bleed that gets me
Why did she even walked she can fly but i think the genius Writer wanted it to look scary
@@meti326 well you see, she is depressed, so this scene was to spread awareness about self-harm and to inpower the mentally struggling
@@GoniMineCraft So in other words, irrelevant to the plot. Gotcha.
She had her magic shields up to take the hit from "Captain Carter". She apparently didn't care about the feet of the version of herself she was possessing at the time.
@@jaideepshekhar4621 BTW, that was supposed to be satire. Should have worded it better
“There comes a time in all forms of media consumption as to where you are so utterly bewildered by an event taking place and there are so many things wrong with it, that you don’t have words and you simply laugh.” -The Longman
Accurate
This is one of my favorite quotes as it strikes close to my heart.
When I was watching Star Wars 9 on a sequel marathon for the first (and last) time, I bursted out laughing when Rey shot lightning from her fingertips as culmination of the desert scene
Amen. Praise The Long!
... and don't give'em any of your hard earned cash, and ridicule at every opportunity 😬👊🏼
It was something in the Kenobi series for me
Wong dying to protect the darkhold, and strange killing america by sucking her powers would be a great set-up for a traumatised and sad strange in his next movie to tackle.
Every single mage in this movie acts like that one D&D player who never reads their spells and could've ended the fight without losing party members every damn time they play
"Wanda, Captain Marvel can destroy you with one whisper from her mouth"
"What mouth?"
"Black Bolt, now!"
"AAAUUUUUUUGGGHHH 🐢"
Perfect ending. 😎
You have no idea how much time I spent searching for the source of that "Loud snore" - I first saw it in "Black Bolt strips everyone"
and then he would be canceled... Do it with Captain Carol, and you'll be safe)
this would also mean that after Wanda is dead, Captain Marvel is unable to speak more.
In other words, 10/10 script change, you fixed stuff you didn't even have to
The emoji fucking killed me
@@EnderanmashupsNow _that's_ the smartest man alive.
It's seriously impressive how they managed to put so many plot holes in a single movie
Let's be honest. The movie is more hole than plot.
It's a magic! Seriosly it is hard to make compelling story about powerful wizards.
It wouldn't be the first time in the MCU ( Captain Marvel).
@@normadgarmez7026 Nah. Captain Marvel may be a movie you hate for reasons but it isn't a cluster fest of endless plot holes.
@@karabutviktor _Seriosly it is hard to make compelling story about powerful wizards._
Scott Derrickson entered the chat.
The fact that Bendmydick Cuminhersnatch ragged on this movie, while still under contract, is so telling
I wish the Longman used that ine
3:35 ah yes if I was being drained of my life juice I'd say "You're killing me." like I was on a drop tower and a tad scared of heights and not "OH GOD STOP NONONO I'LL CONTROL IT I PROMISE PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
The fact that I was more ready to watch this almost-6-hour long analysis than the 2-hour movie itself...
It's because you know it's gonna be better quality watching than the movie
Right, when I watched the movie I was bored within the first hour but this video feels too short and I love every second of it
I watched the movie. It was 2.5 hours but felt like 10.
I watched Mauler's video. It was 6 hours but felt like 1.
The entertainment values cannot be compared. I'm rewatching this video for the second time now!
Accurate
Cause you aren't going to shill out for Disney plus while this is provided for free.
It pains me to realize that someday, when even the Marvel apologists and the rest of the unthinking world accepts that the MCU is over, they will simply call it "Superhero Fatigue" rather than admit that writing actually matters.
Sad facts
I think it''s both. I loathe the writing of almost everything past endgame but i was already tired watching so many superhero films every year
@@statsegr Sure, to each his own. I for one was ready for another 10 years of the MCU. Sufficed to say, I am not now.
@@asmilus7 Yep. I will never tire of the genre but mockery of it when it isn't cleverly intentional.
Not sure how many decades Westerns lasted but they stuck with what worked back then at least.
Just like romance films will likely always put pussies on the cushies.
It's like Dr.Strange is constantly on cooldown for his best spells.
The 1st film did a better job of containing the "magic eventually leads to a complete cartoon" - danger, that this film succumbs to.
Watching you describe movies to the drinker is honestly some of the best content on this platform
Isn't it ironic that when Wanda was a "hero", she was very reluctant and acted like she didn't even want to be there with the rest of the Avengers? But when she's a villain, she gives it 110% and goes out of her way to make each kill as brutal as possible. It's obvious which side suits her more.
She was "reluctant" as you put it because despite her efforts to do good, everyone hated her.
It was her resolve to remain a hero despite that plus all her heartache that made me love her so much, and why this film making her such an enthusiastic murderer enraged me to the extent that it did.
Despite everything, pre-Phase 4 Wanda was ultimately a hero.
@@mr.barcode3186 she was ultimately boring
@@syntheticreality549 If you found her character boring, that's fine, but I for one got extremely invested in her from Age of Ultron to Endgame.
The writers and directors lacked the brain cells to write a complex, compelling female character with immense power, so what did they do? Make her a giddy mass murderer, like Carrie White and Jean Grey.
@@syntheticreality549 Evil Wanda is actually Chthon influenced Wanda.
Her powers come from Chthon, plus the Darkhold was written by him.
His statue is in the temple, and his symbol is depicted above Wanda's statue.
Two of the variant Strange's are also corrupted by Chthon, who uses the Darkhold to influence the multiverse.
Wanda is Chthon's avatar, which is why she was able to destroy the Darkhold.
How did they completely forget how important Vision is to Wanda's motivations? How did scriptwriting get this bad?
Not only that but her older twin brother who she’s known most of her life
prolly bc the scriptwriter(s) werent allowed to actually write the script and only put together dictated post it notes.
Simple. The lords and ladies of tinseltown thought "us" peasants would be dumb enough to forget continuity and just play along their game.
Simple. We keep paying for it.
It's because Vision is a man. Wanda's motivation having anything to do with a man in the M-She-U would have been heresy.
I seriously wish they would’ve saved Wanda as the villain for an avengers movie so we could see a more impactful story with her interacting coldly with people she’d previously spent loads of time with
_But then that would be serving the interest of the story and the MCU, and not my career!!!_ - Michael Waldron
age of ultron..it kinda happened there
@@programmingpersistence5716 yea but I feel like she both wasn’t powerful enough and didn’t have enough screen time to make her a main villain
@@ALEXD4WN okay true..Wanda plus the dark hold is tough for sure but I dont think she is durable enough to take all the avengers...captain marvel,thor,strange etc
@@programmingpersistence5716 I mean the rock would say otherwise coz she killed captain marvel with it
1:15:20 if there’s a spell to make someone hit themselves for weeks… why not use it on Wanda!!!? 😭🤦🏾♂️
Because it went on cool down from three months after he used it/the writers are so ADHD that they think they have to come up with a new spell every time Strange uses magic, such as the amnesia spells he keeps constantly casting on himself to make him not remember to use anything useful on Wankda/Scarlet Bitch.
*Benedict Cumberbatch* tried to warn us:
_“Yeah. Well… yeah that’s part of the problem,” Cumberbatch replied. “There’s a lot of stuff going on in it. It’s like, do I have a character arc in this? Is it working?”_
He knew.
To quote the great Charles dance.
"As an actor you have to expend a lot of time trying to make a silk purse from a pigs ear. Improve bad writing."
I 100% believe that Boomerang Camelpatch tried to do that as hard as he could in this movie, but to no avail.
They really took "It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit!" to a whole new level.
I would forgive this movie for some of it if Wanda got her hands on the book of Vishanti to solve her conundrum & it just said 'seek therapy'
Also the fights are really lazy and uncreative despite being a supernatural fantasy movie. Characters with lamer abilities have more creative fights.
To the worst level imaginable.
@@rascoehunter3608problem is the "writers" don't know the first thing about writing magic...it needs a system that makes sense and has defined limits and costs....otherwise its just deus ex fucking machina but worse...because why would you not spam a spell that worked.
@@chrismennell1606 exactly. One of the ways to fix it is to have the massive damage AOE moves take more time to build up or make it require more energy. Like in Naruto Shippuden pre war arc he could only use the Rasen Shuriken attack twice per battle because it takes a lot of energy to use.
It's so damn insulting that all the guys of the idiotminati were instagibbed by witch and in gruesome and insulting ways while the gals do nothing to save two of them and actually fight back somewhat equally enough for a lengthy fight scene.
"Do you... by any chance... eat Pizza with a spoon?"
Thanks, I haven't laughed in close to a month. I needed that.
That scene with the guy explaining how great that dude is at using his voice as a weapon... that's straight up Suicide Squad level writing. "This is Katana. Her sword eats your soul. She can kill you..." "The man who can climb everything" hot damn.
Plot wise this is worse but the wording is worse in suicide squad as the dude goes on to say, you don't want her to kill you lol.
The fact that you don’t know who blackbolt and dr reed are makes me want to ignore this
Lmao look at the meme at 5:50:21
@@lowkeylokii4205 I can't be bothered to remember some names, Woe is me!
Last time I saw that Reed character was in Fant4stic...
@@Chickawah thank you. That's exactly what I meant.
But Mauler, it all makes perfect sense. Every time there is a writer's incursion into the MCU, there is a chance of entire films being destroyed. The writers inadvertently wrote themselves into the story.
The important thing is 2 moms.
@@booshmcfadden7638 did they adopt or.... because it is a different universe.
@@frostthenord3942 Right. What I meant was one birthing person and one [unknown pronoun].
@@frostthenord3942 In the words of Admiral Akbar: It's a trap.
And this is the root of the problem. Very well put.
What sucks is all of those heroes who died like mr fantastic won't have any justice for their deaths. The person responsible is gone and likely will not ever visit their universe again. Their loved ones will know they died to something that no longer exists.
You know what I've noticed? The erratic tone could easily be attributed to one thing.
The success of Guardians of the Galaxy.
It's focus on primarily comedy caused the rest of the MCU to become more and more focused on comedy rather than the serious tone that made people like the MCU in the first place. The only issue is that most people trying to replicate what made Guardians succeed forgot that there are genuinely dark, serious moments in Guardians alongside the comedy that balance it out while retaining the overall tone.
That, and the warm reception of Thor: Ragnarok. MCU fans demonstrated an allergy to a high-toned setup and scale with timeless themes ("Doth Mother knoweth you weareth the drapes?" "HAW HAW HAW! F*** SHAKESPEARE, YEAH!") So, when Taika Waititi showed up and turned Thor's new solo film into a brightly-colored, loud comedy which openly ignored the established past (he said he hadn't bothered watching the previous films) and injected Strong Independent Women to humiliate the men (e.g., Valkyrie beating Loki), MCU fans LICKED IT UP off the floor tiles and begged for MORE.
So Disney Marvel is giving the "fans" everything you accepted and cheered, except you're now getting it concentrated instead of mixed with something mildly more palatable: smartstrongamazing women emasculating and replacing the buffoonish men, inappropriately timed and composed funny-hahas, and no regard for anything that went before.
Disney offered, the fans accepted; the fans brought it on themselves.
@@unimpartialobserver Um, the MCU fans didn’t ask for this, “lick it up”, or beg for more. As you can see, from Phases Four and Five falling apart.
Marvel comedy and “Marvel comedy” are two wildly different things. Don’t pretend that the jokes Iron Man made in Avengers are in any way related to this putrescent garbage.
And yeah, Thor 3 was a fucking nightmare, and I don’t know why it or Taika Wa-tities were ever taken seriously or viewed positively. It ruined ever so much about Thor’s story and world, yeeted every other character out of existence, spent most of the runtime on a garbage planet while actual events were going down in Asgard, and couldn’t be arsed to get such a basic thing as Thor’s age right. Watching it in theaters was what killed my interest in the MCU. Didn’t see anything after that.
The rot started much earlier than people seem to understand, I’ll give you that. It was present in Phase 2. Nothing cohered into an Avengers finale movie, so they had to George-Lucas-shove everyone into their starting positions between movies, and nothing was building towards Ultron. Civil War was an equal nightmare, which barely pretended to have anything resembling a coherent plot. No sequel survived the rot, although in different ways. But up until Black Panther, they maintained their ability to write origin stories. Their failure to write a single decent origin story since 2016 is their true downfall.
Let alone the humor sometimes sounded unintentional. Nobody was telling jokes during the final fight in Avengers. Cap telling Hulk to smash in the first movie is an example. Hulk "Puny God" is another. It was funny because it wasn't mean to be.
do you not know sam ramie?
@@des.esseintes I know that the original 3 Spider-Man movies and the Evil Dead movie he made were leagues better than this garbage heap of a movie.
Remember how Bruce Banner said in Avengers; "We're not a team, we're a time bomb." I feel like that applies to the writing room at Marvel right now.
yes, a time bomb of pure shitness.
"Blackbolt can destroy you with one whisper from his mouth." is the dumbest line ever. Where else does a whisper come from? Why tell her his power? Whyyyyy
"With one whisper from his butt"
Just saying whisper would be enough, it's like saying superman can kill people with a sneeze, his powers aren't sneeze related but he still would be able to do it, it makes it clear that he's powerful while leaving enough room for her to get it wrong, including the mouth part makes it clear that his power is related to his mouth or voice, however, just mentioning that he's powerful is stupid, it makes him the priority target so even without the mouth bit he would still be killed first.
Also, Black Bolt can't "aim" his sonic powers. Sure, he can kill Wanda with a whisper. Along with everyone else in the room, in the building, and for a quarter-mile in all directions.
Obviously so the audience won't be confused /s
@@kron7536 That first bit does raise a question on how the fuck Blackbolt even lives when a noise from his mouth reduces everything in front of him to atoms. How does this man sneeze without causing a kill count, or obliterating a building on top of him? Does he ever yawn? If he catches a cold, is whatever city he's in basically just wiped off the map with a coughing fit?
Marvel Phase 4 is the first connected series I’ve seen that punishes the viewer for watching everything.
True - the more closely you follow the story - the less sense it makes. Til you realize that the latest/hack/writer/director has also been paying no attention to the ongoing story and in fact - doesn’t really care.
I think both some aspects of the incursions and Wanda's motivations to get America's power for herself can be solved by tying the two problems together. That while dreamwalking and other methods of traveling between universes can cause incursions, America's power doesn't. I'd go even farther and say her power acts as a stabilizing force and any universe she's in is impervious to incursions for as long as America stays in it. Hence why Wanda needs America's power for herself, it's the only way to guarantee that her and her family aren't just wiped out by an incursion she had no hope of preventing. There's still a lot wrong with the script, but this particular idea seemed so obvious to me I'm amazed the writers didn't think of it.
Regarding the biker, you tend to move towards what you’re looking at on the road. He saw the quickest route out of the movie and didn’t lose focus.
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So he's the smartest character in the movie then?
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This has to be the funniest comment I've seen on TH-cam
Remember when "Sorcerer Supreme" was an actual title awarded to only the most powerful sorcerer who mastered the mystic art to the extent that they are granted authority over all 3 Sanctum Sanctorum holding back a literal interdimensional conqueror that is powerful enough to swallow up worlds and assimilate them into his domain, a realm where time does not exist? A master of an entire faction of powerful mages, keeper of relics capable of injuring and pushing back demons and beings with backing from the aforementioned interdimensional mafia ?and not a participation cup awarded to whoever is free every Friday to stay behind and sweep the floor? we got 3 Supremes and none of them displayed anything even moderately professional, wise or proficient in their position.
My worst Sorcerer Supreme moment is in No Way Home, where Wong literally goes on vacation [so the film can happen].
I mean you can see the writers room- where they just said, yeah, we know, but fuk it. Look at the kind of knuckleheads we are targeting this at!?
I think the Ancient one and Strange were good representations of powerful sorcerers who are dedicated to the duty. But Wong... mfr been goofy since day one, every movie I see him in I hope he dies so Strange can become sorcerer supreme again.
I think that the writers confuse the leader of the sanctums with the sorcerer supreme. The leader is as the name states a leader of the sanctums while the sorcerer supreme is a being so knowledgeable in terms of the mystic arts that they are incomparably stronger than any other mage. The sorcerer supreme doesn't even have to be the leader, so they could have Wong be the leader of the sanctums while making strange the ultimate defender of earth simply because Strange isn't known for his economics/managment skills.
@@FittedSheetGaminghe was very serious in the first doctor strange if the writers were smart they would've kept Wong very smart and capable. instead he's dumb and the universe bends to keep him alive
It is so weird that the sorcerers in this movie barely seem combo any abilities together at all compared to the first Doctor Strange movie and Infinity War. For example teleportation is one of the best powers for combos. They seriously underuse it.
I can't take this video seriously without the Benedict name variations everytime he mentions him 😂😭
The one thing I hate about multiverse is - they always tell a cool story: imagine worlds where physics or chemistry works differently, imagine worlds where colors are different etc. My point is, multiverse is a great opportunity to show something "cool", unexpected, mindblowing. But, all Marvel can show is over 20000 different versions of the same character %) the really cool stuff is present only in CGI while they travel through universes, that's the thing I want to see, but eventually they are landing in the same "a bit different" world but some character is now blonde or changed appearance%) so much wasted potential as for me)
Correct regarding MCU. And Yet Everything Everywhere All at Once was clever enough to give us Universe where there was no life except for the immortal consciousness' of Evelyn and her Frankenstein's Monster of a daughter.
And then in a moment of terrifying insight they add that 'most Universes are actually like this' - no life - nothing.
Don't tell me this idea can't be done right then.
Isaac Asimov or Ray Bradbury, Frank Herbert, Harlan Ellison could not have done better.
I don't know that the different physics thing is possible in THIS multiverse, as it seems entirely dependent on the choices made by sentient life. However most of what you said still tracks.
Edit: Wait no that can't be because of the paint and comics universes. So they fucked it up again.
That's what I was expecting too. It is called the 'multiverse of madness' what effing madness?! Wow a circular pizza, it's called a cake pop covered in cheese.
The other thing that bugged me is it was advertised as a super hero horror film. Prob 5 mins of the whole movie had a glimpse of any horror aspect.
@@summertyme5748Bruh the guy never said the idea can't be done right
"Being in an universe that's not your can cause incursion"
America: *Casually stays in Strange's universe to learn magic*
Oh... wow.
LAZY WRITING
I think they intended for America's power to uniquely allow you to enter another universe without risking incursion. This would explain why Wanda wanted to take America's power instead of just permanently dream walking into a version of herself that had the kids.
The problem is, they never communicated that to the audience, so it becomes something we have to assume in order for Wanda's motivation to make even the tiniest bit of sense.
Bioshock Infinite did the whole multiverse thing way better. Stepping into realities that aren't your own cause severe cognitive dissonance (appearing as a nosebleed) as your brain scrambles to adjust to the new reality. The mind tries to make memories where there are none or in some cases, memories/events get scrambled around to form a new story. It may take a while for the person to remember why he/she is even in a new reality. And if this happens when you are in close proximity to your multiverse double, the effect is much stronger and you risk dying.
It's weird how Marvel doesn't even consider the consequences of a person moving from multiverse to multiverse when plot armour is involved. I guess America can just universe hop whenever she wants with no ill effects. Edit: why not make it so that anytime she potentially portals to a new dimension that risks causing an incursion in the new universe? They talk about it but it never seems to happen when she does it.
I am very sure there is a different Gamora in the universe. Guess they kinda forgot!
Shad: "The Unbridled Rage will be two hours long."
MauLer: "The Rage is Long......but it *can* be longer."
Well to be fair Shad expected an Unbridled Rage, he couldn't know Mauler would go for the 6h cataclysm instead.
I didn't think it was physically possible to talk for 6 hours about a movie.
@@HermitKing731 If you don't watch EFAP, they've often gone for longer than 6 hours on a single movie. In fact, Mauler's TFA series is going to be much longer than 6 hours
@@HermitKing731 Oh you sweet summer child. You have yet to behold the true majesty of The Long.
When the Longman's TFA series finally concludes, it'll be between 15 and 20 hours
@@scottski02 oh shit that’s right he still didn’t finish his TFA series
when you pointed out that America Chavez used her powers while wearing the bracelet in the cage, i had to pause for a minute to massage my head over the damn amoeba brain writing
I just want to say that when i watched this movie when i got to the part when doctor Strange met up with Wanda i genuinely thought they were gonna fight some other creature together. The idea that Wanda was doing this never came into my brain.
I love how Amerika's mothers are always referred to as "parents" because it's easy to cut out that one scene with them and then have the movie released in countries like China.
Lol. They are so important to her, until she gains the power to find them - because *it was always within* her, and then….she forgets about them at the end of the film, and is happily training with Wong. MCU now has such bad writing where everyone also seems to be taking direction from Disney’s agenda, and no one does anything an actual person in that situation would do.
@@summertyme5748 And all they had to do at the end is show her parents in a diffenrent cut and in the background so they can cover it up for China and still be consistent.
@@goosegas2087 I guess They kinda forget. Instead more important to have cheezy horror movie ending - Oh my God I have 3rd “CG” eye!
Followed by a completely contradictory credit scene advertisement for Next Movie: Wow! It’s Furiosa! She’s in the MCU now!
Lol.
BTW: Mad Max Fury Road recently made #1 on the list of *top films of the decade* - ie - yes including all types of film’s not just action fantasy.
It’s on the same critics list as things like Godfather, and Citizen Kane! You *can* make intelligent action fantasy films.
Imagine wants to go Woke just because you can say we are diverse but safely delete your work when it comes to money outside of America.
I love how reed is using the fantastic 4 costume, but when fighting thanos the rest of the team was... on vacation? xD
Imagine there’s a alternate universe where there’s a version of this movie that has a good (or just decent)script with the same phenomenal cinematography. Maybe I should start a Multiverse of Madness just to live in that reality.
The memory store thing implies that world is actually a horrifying dystopia where corporations can read your mind without your consent and project your thoughts to random passersby. That's evil.
And it's controlled by the Illuminati... very sus
Maybe you focus on a memory and they electrocute your brain to enhance that memory and make it more real... or something. Or just super advance predictive algorithms. Or magic I guess.
Normalizing evil, if not presenting it as heroic, is a big part of new MCU.
@@nigeltheoutlaw yup
@@nigeltheoutlaw I mean it is Disney, are we surprised lol
Eeye! A true pleasure to appear in this masterpiece. I asked for two hours and you gave us six! Truly the long man cometh. You have my sword sir!
The long man cometh
Glad to see you could join the party.
""TWO hours?" Do you think me weak, sword man?"
2 hours is a good length intro for the Longman
Big fan, Shad. It's always nice to see one of my favorite TH-camrs featured in one of my other favorite TH-camrs' videos. For a second, I wondered if I'd put one of your videos on by accident.
Okay I know this is a late comment, but I was rewatching this vid while working on other things & had a thought: why doesn’t Wanda adopt America? America is a now-parentless child with incredible magic needing training, Wanda is a powerful magic user wanting children of her own. They could even go together to find a universe where Wanda’s “children” are motherless and then BOOM - Wanda gets three new children & three parentless children get a mother who can protect them from everything. Plus, with America living as one of Wanda’s kid America can travel to other universes to find any cure/solution for whatever illness/problem arises. I know this kinda defeats the purpose of the movie, but it seems like such a perfect solution to the problem & I had to share what anyone else thinks lol.
Yes, the entire premise of the story is just so lazily constructed to make Wanda a cartoon villain for whatever asinine reason.
Look at one point she forgets she can fly so she can step on glass, which she does so she can LIMP 😂 like a Zombie.
Screen Pitch is literally - Wanda does Zombie Walk.
Screen Rant: “But……why????”
Raimi/Waldron: *So the movie can happen.* 😂
Maybe she's a racist.
The scene with America telling Strange that Defender Strange “blew it” with whatever her name was is the perfect moment to work in that flashback of him getting the watch. If America instead told our Strange that Defender Strange talked to her quite fondly about this woman in their travels, implying that he made their relationship work rather than “blowing it” like our Strange did, it would be a perfect moment for our Strange to have that flashback as he becomes lost in thought reminiscing on a time where he could have made things work with whatever her name was.
Wong: "Why cant you just ask America to bring you there?"
Wanda: "What if my kids get sick?"
Wong: "We have a magic book that can defeat any foe, im pretty sure it would work for the space flu."
When your plot holes are so great that you need a McGuffin that can 'do anything' which only means that the whole story never needed to happen. lol.
Someone doesn't know how to write.
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Also call the fucking america taxi
Space-Pfizer: Ha ha , how cute!
What if my kids get sick might be the dumbest handwave of a plot hole in the whole movie. You literally have a million options to scientifically, magically or miraculously heal your kids that would be way simpler than all the conflict you're going through as the villain in this movie!
Imagine being the most powerful team on earth facing directly head on against prime thanos with all stones and defeating him just to die against a dollar store version of him. Actually ridiculous writing
Yes. It’s not just that Waldron’s writing makes no sense. It actually *makes nonsense.*
They didn't defeat him, Strange did. And they thanked him by letting him go in peace instead of having to suffer with them around.
Except that the one who actually beat Thanos was Strange and being the good friends they were, they didn’t even give him a chance for redemption and murdered him right away.
@@nont18411 that was not shown in the movie come on
@@rbexcessno, all of that was shown or directly implied. Strange used the book (a book that is basically a wish granting bundle of paper that makes the other team members irrelevant) to defeat Thanos, he was desperate to find the book because they didn’t think they had a chance in the first place.
Doctor strange has a backbone holy smokes. 😂specially talking to Wanda
Am I going to watch a 6 hour long video, from a guy I don't know, about a movie I forgot even existed? Bet
I am, and this ain't my first time watching it😂
Walking out of the theater, the thing that stuck in my mind was just how…empty the “combat” is with both Wanda and Strange. Their abilities are undefined and inconsistent, so there’s never any *stakes* to it. Hulk is big and strong, Iron Man has a mechanical suit, Cap has a bouncy shield, Thor has a flying hammer and lightning; Wanda and Strange have ‘magic’. What kind of magic? All kinds! But never the same one twice, because we want to show off as many cool visuals as we can! To think of putting the two of them against each other makes me believe that the writers are the type to find preteen-level make-believe contests to be enthralling.
I would also like to add that I was underwhelmed when Strange interacted with Third-Eye Strange. I was expecting some banter, getting annoyed with himself, like when Cap fought his past self. It was way more fun when he insulted Stark in Infinity War and how they were constantly trying to one-up each other. I get that he was used to seeing many different versions of himself, but I doubt he had ever interacted with one of them. Just something seemingly small, but his character feels pretty watered down by this point.
Plus the avengers' abilities and/or powers aren't just "strong cool visuals" they either come at a cost (hulk having two personalities and Iron Man suits being expensive, requiring care to be used), requires effort and skill(cap being able to aim, throw and catch his shield) or has to be earned(mjolmer choosing who is worthy) to be utilized properly. Wanda and strange's magic could might as well thanos everything with no cost, strategy, effort or risk being used.
@@GoniMineCraft you reminded me of hulk’s character assassination again :(
The demon cat head really feels like straight out of Rick and Morty. Completely random, bizarre and grotesque. The movie as a whole has this attitude. Rick and Morty gets away with it since that's a show about subversion and loss of all meaning. But try to sap meaning out of other franchises, and you destroy them.
First Doctor Strange movie did it so much better by keeping the magic limited, so it focused a lot more on Doctor Strange and how he could out-think his opponent, which fed back into him out-thinking Doramu.
The main issue for me is that Wanda blames Strange for trying to save the girl he met yesterday, while her anger is "justified" by trying to bring back the children she never had and who never existed.
^ Instead of having her own. *That is BAD WRITING.*
@@summertyme5748 The film could present her as insane or as such that she was spoiled by the book, but instead, both Strange and Richards begin to express their understanding and justify her actions.
Why are we taking this seriously though? Why are we even blaming the character instead of the inept writers? Like this is CHARACTER ASSASINATION, and people are condemning Wanda when we should be demanding better writing for her.
@@DLxxx it is both.
It is Condemning the Writers for Destroying these Established characters
Reminder again of the obvious:
The character's are not *real.*
They are fictional creations of the filmmakers, writers and actors.
Sometimes a performance is bad....
Like Gal Gadot in Snyderverse.
Sometimes it's the filmmaking.
It is never the fictional character because they are not real.
On this site i've seen this weird blaming of fictional characters - usually women, as if they are independent agents acting on the film.
This seems to be because there is some sort of agenda - of blaming women (?) even fictional characters for bad films???
Whatever the case - Multiverse of Madness is a badly written and poorly directed film.
That's why the characters Stephen Stange, and Wanda Maximov make no sense in the film.
At this point the best part of the marvel movies is listening to mauler tear them to shreds .
"Why didn't Wanda instantly kill the two female characters of the Illuminati?"
Come on, you know why
There's one thing I can think of that would fix a lot of the problems here:
Why does the villain have to specifically be MCU Wanda? If they really wanted to show off the Scarlet Witch's power, make the villain an alternate version of Wanda, one that didn't regret her actions in WandaVision. They set up Dream walking, make it so MCU Wanda's being controlled by that alternate Wanda, or maybe even have her use a one-way portal into this universe?
It wouldn't fix everything, not by a long shot, but it would fix Wanda's character assassination.
I have a similar idea: why does the main villain need to be Wanda at all?
I don't remember his name, but in the comics there is an ancient dark god who is reponsible for creating the Darkhold. he could have promised to give Wanda the family she wants-a REAL family, not mere projections-if she hunted down Chavez on his behalf and used her powers to free him.
There you go THINKING again...
Oh, you know we ain't allowed to think!
@@Wraithspartan oh no! I can't believe I've done this!
@@DarthSidian you're right! what have we done? we must cleanse ourselves by watching The Eternals for three days straight!
The "dreaming as multiverse selves" thing was very funny. Apparently in most other universes people go to school naked, their teeth constantly fall out, and car brakes don't work properly.
I have something special for you 🎊 🎮 🎉
Contact above^^^^^^^^^^^ .
But I mean, on the bright side I'm rich somewhere!
_...and also I'm also dead somewhere..._
Or running so fast everywhere you can't turn correctly.
Dude, that means I've died so many times in other universes
To be fair, it *is* the multiverse. Practically anything you can imagine can happen, and if it can happen, it's happened an infinite amount of times before.
I appreciate this movie a lot. I always end up having a nice, long nap every time I try to watch it. Always wake up refreshed and ready to take on the rest of my day.
What's even funnier, is the fact that captain carter is holding the book of vishanti when black bolt kills 838 strange, meaning the illuminati most likely were the ones that put the book away. Somehow. And apparently forgot about it.
“You’re possessing an innocent woman” says Mr Fantastic, right after a meeting where he was going to condemn an innocent man. If Scarlet Witch is capable of it in one universe then she’s capable in another, right?
Holy crap, did these writers even look back at their own damn work..
I knew the level of writing this movie was getting the moment I saw Wanda slip up Chavez's name. 😑 That's so 90s!!
Like Wanda , had such a great opportunity to get close to Chavez! She had to quietly go with Strange by pretending she is all for help.
Then Strange himself like a detective figures out it's Wanda who is behind all this!!
Imagine the anticipation, the surprise!!!
But NO. Insead it get most generic writing of writing. 🙄
@@MegaDarkness5000Oh, no, because that would require being coherent and logical
@@MegaDarkness5000 Proofreading is all kinds of -ist and -phobic, probably. You, like punctuality and work ethic is based on white supremacy.
@@Vor567tez oh God, that would have fix some problems, surely. Like Wanda convince Strange to take her to Kamar Taj so she can check whoever put Hex on this girl yada yada and that would make it sensible to some degree why a full temple of trained sorcerers, Wang and Strange lost so badly to Wanda... because, they are unprepared and ambushed.
I love that MauLer hates this movie so much that he dedicated 2 EFAPs (about 12 hours in total) and a 6 hour Unbridled to this. If he shows as much passion to things he loves I'm jealous of his girlfriend.
Rags sure is a lucky fella
6 HOURS!!! Woah Nelly, now that’s passion!
Man 6 whole HOURS of MauLer dissing this movie, plus you already know he's gonna use some top notch grammar - I'm fucking ready for the greatest 6 hour-English course of my life lmaooo
This is SIX HOURS???!
What a BEAST
The best part about reviews like this one is the absolute abundance of goofy nicknames that are made out of Benedict Cumberbatch.
There is a super cut off all of them. 11/10 would recommend
I enjoyed it greatly
2:07:45 @MauLerYT in fairness to the professor, in both cases, he had to argue against an entire team of people who are full of themselves as a mission statement. He probably gave both stranges as much help as he could without directly minecontrolling his team and becoming the focus of their next crusade.
Its not like they would notice that they are mind contolled by him, if done right. He said himself (i think it was in one of the X-men movies?) that he can force people to think what he wants them to think. So its not like they feel like they are pushed back to the back of their own mind, while he takes control. They think that THEY are the ones that came up with the thoughts. So unless he makes them think really suspicious stuff - things they would NEVER think themselfs -, they would still think they came up with the spare-stephen-strange-thoughts all by themself's.
@@random.3665 otherwise he is just a senile grandpa that is being forced by his grandchildren to sell his family business, since it was old-fashioned
That's the impression that this Xavier gave
"Goodbye Blank. Your life wasn't even a joke, because jokes have meaning". Great line MauLer.
Ikr! His delivery of that was perfection!
My favorite part of the video XD
Timestamp please?
Ouch 💥💢 and I almost forgot who blank was.
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Seeing Mauler and Wolf laugh in pain is honestly the best way to describe the movie. You laugh as you see the heroes you once loved be torn apart and obliterated by awful writing. Phase 4 is an utter embarrassment however you look at it.
Also hearing "dude you're seeing cinema right now" and "we didn't listen" brought me to tears.
Is there somewhere to watch Mauler and Wolf react? I though wolf was dine with the interwebs, i was really suprised to see him
@@SPR-Ninja Ditto, I would fucking love to watch that
@@SPR-Ninja yeah would love it released as an uncut EFAP movies, but i have a feeling thats wishful thinking. I'm sure wolf just gave mauler the ok to use these clips and thats it.
@@KevinM491 It probably was a live stream and was unlisted.
Wait wait wolf is back?
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
The bigger issue with the motorcycle guy is that for some reason a city that knows about superheroes and the threats they face doesn't give out a warning through radio and police to stop people to go towards the monster.
I am truly fascinated by how script writers come up with the most inefficient usage of characters god-tier abilities just so the plot could happen.
They make the same mistakes over and over.
They emphasize power and not character.
Then the characters have so much power - that their problems require them to be stupid with their use of power in order to avoid ending film immediately.
WonderWoman is established as faster than bullets and her sword is magical and can kill StephenWolf. Put it right between his eyes faster than he can blink. *Film over.*
Instead 4 1/2 hours of bullshix - because the film needs to wait for Superman to do "something" before the killer of the God War Ares can do anything.
I'm just using Snyder cut as an example of storytelling incompetence because this same mistake is sure to happen again.
@@summertyme5748 Kinda like how her sword chopped off doomsdays hand in bvs and he never truly healed from it, yet they never consider it an option? Or how Superman just gave up trying to move him back into space because it worked until direct intervention by a nuke which conviently didnt launch doomsday further into space?
@@superbrainz2357 Exactly. This extends to animation. Superman gets zapped over and over with the DarkSeid Omega zig zag beams. It just hurts him, but never really permanently damages him.
WonderWoman’s bracelets TANK his zig zag beams - then she puts his eye out with her sword. It’s supposed to be ‘cool’ but it’s foolish, as we have now established that Darkseid is nothing and WW and SM cannot really even be hurt much less beaten.
@@summertyme5748 You have to wonder at this point why all the league members dont carry weapons or armor that fit their powers.
Another issue is the flash's speed and its always been one. Some issues he can race multiple laps around the universe fighting another speedster yet he can't immediatly end any slightly slower threat to the league or is given the idiot ball and hit by one of deathshots bullets.
@@superbrainz2357 just give flash ww sword, the suit is already red so no ones gonna see it anyways
"How much did you hate the movie?"
Enough to watch all 5 hours of a man rant about how bad it is.
Almost SIX hours.
Twice.
@@goofyfid I think this is my 3rd time watching it
@@marlom7882 Weak, for the past weeks I've been putting this as background noise while I play Kenshi.
"Just adopt." That should be the tagline of the movie
This video was posted August 26th 2022.
It is now august 7th 2023.
"Efap will not detract from my main channel"
-Mauler
It hasn’t. You do realize he maybe spends 24 hours out of the week on podcasts right?
@hanshotlast so It took almost a year for what reason