The rudimentary research into space travel at light speed, amounts of solar systems and planets and all that is totally something I recommend people look into to get more accurate numbers, I just did a few google searches with Fringy and checked a couple of websites. It seems I might have underestimated the distances and made a few mistakes that makes it all seem smaller than it is but that would only make the overall point more relevant; Light speed just aint gonna cut it, not by a long shot when it comes to travelling between galaxies.
1:10:32 Damn you REALLY need to take an astronomy class. The galaxy has billions of star systems, not 500. AND our solar system is 8 light hours, not 2.5 light years. edit: I consider this a personal attack
You can't tell that light speed traveler how fast they can go. Don't you try to keep them down. A woman's light speed is much faster than a man's light speed anyway.
It could have been a story depicting the conflict between the Kree, the Skrull, and a young Nick Fury thrown in between, forced to figure out just what his place is among these alien factions, having to come to terms with realizing that humanity isn't the masters of the universe but more like an ignored puppy on a backwater planet. The Kree were superadvanced, their motivations were intentionally kept shallow, but their motivations were what started this entire mess in the first place. Their motivation is effectively the one thing that can be considered the true antagonist (not the figurehead antagonist that needed to be propped up against the cardboard protagonist), but we barely get anything to understand it. They didn't want us to understand the story or appreciate the foundations - they just slapped together a foundation and assumed that because the mainline story was already accepted, whether it made sense or had any depth didn't matter. The Kree/Skrull conflict was used as a framing device for the protagonist, but somehow even when it is neglected, it is more interesting than the protagonist. The director or writer was apparently so obsessed with making the movie revolve around the lead actress that they never considered what a prequel movie could have actually done for the big picture. If they had any consideration for making it an interesting story, they could have at least put her through an actual arc, or else use her a framing character to make the Kree/Skrull conflict or the other lead characters more prominent. But in tried and true fashion, this wasn't about the big picture or about the team, just about the leading lady.
I love how a big part of the story is that shes "too emotional" and she "needs to control her emotions." But she puts almost zero emotions into the role.
Yep, only covers the monotone part of her personality. Whereas the animated CM in the 2010s, she's a badass in the battlefield and the fun big sister when she's Carol Danvers.
I have very little control over my emotions. It is something I have struggled over my whole life. Negative emotions like anger and jealousy affect me the most. This is not what being "too emotional" looks like. Like, when she was a kid in the kart racing accident, she should have been fuming or bawling or ANYTHING besides having a blank face. During the scene where she was sparing with the other guy in the beginning of the movie, she should have been defeated despite her powers because her judgement was clouded by how emotional she was. Maybe she accidentally hits someone or breaks something in a fit of rage at being worse than the other guy. I can't sense any emotions in this character, especially not any that are "too emotional" to the point of hampering her.
@@finrodbrs If one compares Captain Marvel to Captain America, it's like comparing Saitama to Mumen Rider in One Punch Man; one is powerful to the point of being impossible to get any drama out of, while the other faces impossible odds and keeps getting back up even when knowing that he can't win. Except unlike One Punch Man, the Captain Marvel movie lacks the self-awareness to emulate this.
@@joshuakim5240 Saitama never backed up either. That is why he got beat up at first. Its just that the opponents just can't keep up. He even mentioned that on both seasons of the anime. First time was to Genos, the 2nd time was to Blizzard.
ᛈᛖᛏᛖᚱ ᚷᚱᛖᛖᚾ i would also sign, it wouldn’t be too late for a petition for the digital and blue ray release to have it. I just hate the logic of why they decided to use the intro with captain marvel instead, a movie a lot of people hated and didn’t want to see.
It is the *first* Marvel movie after Stan's death. It is best to remember him as soon as they have the opportunity. Following this logic, his intro can be in any big movie by Marvel, not just Endgame. There will be bigger movies. Movie is kind of good if you forget there's Brie Larson in it. C'mon, young Samuel Jackson!
Just watched this again at random. Here's a fun thought. I'm a former Marine Corps aircrewman and I work for a USAF fighter squadron as a civilian now. I start with this to establishment my credentials on the subject of call signs. I hear my call sign more than my name on any given day of the week. So here's the skivvy. If you have a bad ass call sign like "AVENGER"... your squadron is taking the piss out of you. Like, I met a guy with the call sign "HAMMER" once upon a time. As in "Dumb as a box of". Heard of another guy, Tomcat driver this time, with the call sign KILLER. Guess what he did? Friendly fire accident. Don't have the details on that one, but I assume no one died or he'd not have continued to fly, but his squadron, and every squadron he was with till he got out? Made sure he never forgot that fuck up. So. As a fun shower thought exercise for the day dear reader, what stupid thing did Plank do to earn the call sign "AVENGER"?
I love the college grade debate point though, "you need to watch it yourself to judge though". No. It's cute, and works in theological debates, but i'm sure as hell i don't want to get bitten by a shark, because i'm informed enough to know it's bad, before hand. I'm not going to put myself in a sharks mouth, just to make an armchair theologian feel warm and happy. I'm not giving these guys a dime to watch it. I'm so confident in my decision, i won't even watch it when this flop gets HD rips on the stream sites. (notice how good films take ages to come out in decent quality, but the flops are there in HD from the get go.) I won't watch it for free, i won't watch it if they offer me a free ipad or some other bribe. The film from the get go is toxic, and i'm not going to spend money to go see it, to satisfy somebody, that ultimately, still won't respect my opinion, but ultimately MCU will see a sale, and think "nope, we still made bank, we did ok". All this movie has done, is make me panic that if Brie Larson is really, "carrying the torch" now, Endgame might not hit the potential it could have, say, in an extended universe without Brie Larson. Remember guys, celebrity is a platform, where she's responsible for pushing her agenda. God i loved Jeremy Renner's response to that.
Mauler's problem here is, not only does HE remember prior films in the series, and even prior scenes in this film, he expects the writers of this film to do so also.
Yeah doesn't he know from all the marvel sheep is consume content and don't ask questions. That's why we love marvel because they dont care about the project or their audience. It's cool
@@bananaboi9067 Sure. Whatever. Except that marvel fans are some of the harshest critics of the MCU. Are there diehards that will just be happy with anything that they get? Sure. By and large, though, they are not happy and they are letting the MCU overlords know it.
@@daverobson3084 wtf is the MCA? jokes aside, you're coping hard. Marvel fans are some of the least thinking sheep of any fandom in the world. Why do you think marvel movies still make money? The fans.
@@flyufoolz Frustration, confusion, anger, happiness, sarcasm. MauLer displayed more emotions with his voice exclusively that Larson did not display with her entire being.
Alita, Battle Angel had a CG main character, and her emotions just pour on the screen. Alita is fucking perfect. She really is the female lead we deserved, and we need.
She is absolutely not a realistic and relatable strong female character for several reasons. 1. During her derby race as a kid, she really did need to slow down on the turns. But because she was immature, she ended up nearly break in her neck from bad judgement. Her dad, who not only let her race but also most likely helped her practice, yelled at her for good reason. "You don't belong out there!" Translation: "If you are going to be reckless, you don't need to be doing this." 2. The group of men mocking her on the obstacle course are heckling her to motivate her. Has no one seen a military movie before? Has no one hung out with a group of men before? EVERYBODY gets heckled and mocked in training, because it's character building. Tough Love. If she was so immature and self-victimizing to realize that she was not the only person being verbally harrassed, she doesn't belong in the military. 3. The message of her being "too emotional" is a jab at women being more empathetic and verbally high context. She is not emotional! She is overly sensitive and incapable of taking criticism. That's not emotionality! 4. I have had far more criticism and bullying from other women growing up. I could count on one hand how many times I was bullied by a man on one hand. Half of them were just off color jokes that went too far, and the others was one particular boy who was obnoxious. 5. She is sooooo arrogant! I cringe internally and externally any time she makes an executive decision. Legitimately, if she were a man acting that way, that character would still be a massive jerk. My best example isn't from this movie but in End Game when she tells Rocket from Gaurdians od the Galaxy, "Earth isn't the only planet that needs help." Oh, really, Cpt Meh-vel? You're going to to tell the person who has literally been traveling the universe helping different planets, too? This is why mansplaining ia not a thing.
Your points 1 and 2 are actually points on which they could have done legitimate subversion. Have her slowly come to realize that those things weren't people telling her to quit, but teaching her what the price of persistence would be. Have her begin to remember the full context of those broken memories--and how she only remembers the hurts she felt, not the things that came right before and after. And instead of "Just a Girl" playing in the background of her triumphant and unstoppable rampage, every time she falters, she hears an echo of someone encouraging her, someone supporting her, and THEN she gets her second wind. She's no longer afraid of failure; she becomes the hero everyone knew she could be, and she was the only one who ever doubted. Every other Avenger basically becomes who they are because someone believed in them and helped them--Yinsen for Tony, Odin for Thor, Betsy for Bruce, Erskine for Steve, Clint for Natasha. If anything, needing the support of others makes her MORE of an Avenger.
@@bitchpudding8104 you took the spot or a more competent male pilot so you could fill a diversity role. Of course men belittle you. Because they fucking know you are a liability.
funny how everyone in the movies criticism of her is "she's too emotional" when she always only ever shows the same emotional range of a plank of wood.
I honestly think it was intentional. A historical Trope is that women have always been told that they are emotional, subject to hysteria, etc... so the point in the movie is that she is still told that, even though she displays absolutely no emotional range. So yeah, I think it was intended; just wish they handled it differently
Apparently being overly sensitive, arrogant, and incapable of taking criticism is translated at emotional instead of just immaturity. Instead of, you know, trusting her emotional reasoning or being compassionate to a fault.
I think what is often meant with "emotional" isnt that a character is displaying emotions strongly, but rather that they base their decision making on emotion instead of reason. And in that regard, lots of the stuff that Captain Marvel does can be seen as "emotional", as she often makes quick, impulsive decisions that are not well thought out. The problem is that the movie usually rewards her for acting like that, instead of showing the drawbacks.
Was I the only one that laughed when that boy tried to help her by telling her to slow down on the kart and then she speeds up and explodes. That was genuinely hilarious
excuse me, but as an Ed Edd and Eddy fan, calling this woman "Plank" is grossly offensive, Plank has much more charisma and screen presence than this board does.
I just discovered this guy, and he is hilarious! My favorite line was "This has been nail-biting". I love that he doesn't act outraged like a lot of other content creators. He just oozes disdain for bad movies and points out their flaws with unforgiving common sense.
I mean this is literally a girl who becomes absolutely crazy anytime a boy talks to her wether it's an advice, compliment, criticism or insult... and somehow she thought it was a good idea to enroll in the military where everyone is shouted at ? She doesn't seems like someone you'd want to work with in a life or death situation lol
Ti My Disney: *Unburies Stan's body from his grave, shoving a hand up his rear - making his body into a puppet.* Hi, comic lovers! Go checkout Captain Marvel! Excelsior!
“Plank is slow retrieving her memories as well as her personality” paired with the visual air quotes has broken my brain. I laughed out loud for a solid minute. 👏
@@Soridan I can't even tell if this is a joke or if your serious. Are you talking about Captain Marvel's superiority complex or the way men are portrayed in the story just to make her look good.
So now Secret War has happened, the Kree have been proved completely right. The Skrull aren't refugees fleeing persecution there are millions of them and they do seek to infiltrate planets and take them over. They've managed to turn this movie completely on it's head. Who knows if the Skrull were telling the truth about not being able to find another world. For all we know Captain Marvel has allowed the Skrull to infiltrate thousands of worlds and now they've returned to take the earth too.
Now that Marvel 2 has happened, we see that BREEEE in a fit of anger nearly wiped out an entire race, too. She's responsible for BILLIONS of deaths. There is no other creature on Earth who is more murderous than she is. And so the Kree were right, too, that she is WAY too emotional.
@@JoshTW030 have you seen Don Jon? I'm not saying there was a character for her to act in that movie, but shes just scrolling through all her screen time
My personal highlight was, that she got handcuffed in the beginning to prevent her from using her powers before she broke the handcuffs by... using her powers really hard. perfect writing. 10/10
That's genius level script writing mate. They teach you that shit in writing school. This whole movie could be a full semester class on how to execute a flawless screenplay/film.
@@dodojesus4529 I like Dragonball but two things are hilarious; wait/holdout for Mary Goku and yelling/getting mad makes you infinitely more powerful depending on the plot.
I remember when i watched endgame, every time someone appeared, everyone was going nuts.Then captain marvel appeared, and the theater simply became silent. It was really funny, and made me happy to see that most people hate that character.
The same thing happened at my theatre, except there was one woman who clapped. It was hilarious, because when everyone showed up through the portals, man, woman, creature, the whole theatre went nuts.
My question is, if Plank was that much powerful, she had very neat chances to hold gauntlet and snap in Endgame. Why she didn't take that responsibility and let superpowerless Tony die?
Do you remember when Ripley was killing aliens in space, saving a little girl and dealing with the prejudice she had with androids and yet being a charismatic and relatable character? ... Good times.
What? You mean Captain Marvel WASN'T the first movie to ever feature a strong female lead? Don't speak such lies. I'm considering this a personal attack.
Capt Marvel has a different message, in those movies the message was: women can be strong characters too. Today's message is: women are not strong characters because they are oppressed by men, so only by shitting on men they can prove they're strong and just as good (if not even more) in murdering 3rd world brown people abroad like their male counterparts. Epic movies of today are like unironical versions of Starship Troopers: "I'm doing my part!" o7
She's like the reverse Tony Stark. In Iron Man, Tony starts off as a snarky, sarcastic and egotistical guy who becomes humbled and heroic when he undergoes a life changing event and gets his power. Carol Danvers starts off as a passive, down to earth girl who becomes really cocky and arrogant once she gets her powers.
Stark does not "get" "his power" He builds a conbat suit thats ahead of its time. He builds a powersourcs, in a cave, to power it. Stark did not get shit handed to him. He build it. He build it and almost died from it. He learned lessons in Iron man 2 and 3. he grew. cpn plank did nothing. she just ran from setpiece to setpiece. . .
@@trazyntheinfinite9895 Maybe "get his power" wasn't the best combination of words to use, but you still get my point. From the start of the movie to the end, Tony Stark's characterization progresses while Carol Danvers' characterization regresses.
Danvers was never passive, even in the flashbacks. She went from cocky and arrogant ordinary human to cocky and arrogant human with Superman powers. Whereas in "Iron Man", Stark went from snarky, sarcastic, egotistical guy to slightly less snarky, sarcastic, egotistical guy with a super suit. It wasn't until "Infinity War" that that "snarky, sarcastic, egotistical" was finally decimated out of him.
Extremly easy fix for the whole power limiter thing: Instead of telling plank that the patch gives her her powers the kree could have just told her that her power is in fact her own, that she is a mutant or something along these lines and that this patch is in fact a power limiter. But they gave her that power limiter because the power she got is far too great for her body to bear with it and without the limiter her own power would destroy her and everything else within a hundred kilometers radius. This would make for a far more believable story, paint the kree in a benevolent light, explain why noboy else has this power, leverage planks own professed goodness against her taking the patch off and the kree could even use the excuse of trying to help plank control and/or extract her power to experiment on her with her consent!
@@charmandyorton006 Every time I see or hear that name, I think of Johnny 2x4 from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. This also offends me, because the True Plank of Edd, Edd, n' Eddy has a GREAT range of emotion.
The fact that the movie has 1.2b in box office doesn't mean 1.2b people went to see it. That would be a bit more than a seventh of the world's population, and we know there's not that much well-living people to go to a cinema. Also, the average cinema ticket costs more than a dollar.
I wish I could understand the writers of these movies. They're so uncreative. 'The protagonist is a girl, so we must center the story around her being a girl'. 'The protagonist is black, so we must tell a story about racism, colonialism and prejudice'. 'The protagonist is Asian, so we must tell a mythical story with lots of martial arts and zen BS'. I mean, isn't it a bad message placing these characters exclusively in this kind of story? As if they didn't have any other stories to tell? Such a terrible concept.
The irony is they create their own racism the reason why white characters have been more interesting in the MCU and it's not the racism of the fandom it's the racism of the marvel team. Like you said when they write for a girl character it must be about her being a girl or a black character being about the black experience. I remember when Falcon and the Winter Soldier came out Falcon's entire personality changed from a practical soldier and friend with a sense of humor and honored to take Cap's shield in Endgame to a jaded black guy who saw the shield as a symbol of American racism as soon as the series started. Then he can't get a loan from the bank because banks are supposedly racist in real life, even though in-universe it makes no sense since he's a celebrity superhero who does government contract work that pays in the mid-6 figures. That's like telling me Lebron James can't get a loan because of racism what bank would be stupid enough to Incur that kind of negative publicity. They always end up writing women and minorities down to their immutable characteristics which makes them one-dimensional and often the character's on-screen life circumstances are incongruous with the average person in that demographic so often the allegory is lazy and contrived like Falcon's bank issues he is not an average black man, therefore, he will not have an average black man experience. Meanwhile Straight White characters actually have to be a character with motivations flaws and desires because the writers don't have immutable characteristics to fall back on as a shield against criticism do they actually have to put in the work to make the character interesting. There whole lack of good diversity accepted by the Fandom is a self-made problem and then they victim blame the fans for not eating up the vomit they spew onto us.
@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx The first and second statements actually combined in a pretty good fantasy movie set in a world called The Earth, on a continent called Africa, where a country that was THE LARGEST slave seller was located and they made the movie about how Europeans are racist and how europeans kidnap africans from their homes and turn them into slaves etc. It's called The Woman King and the actual history of the kingdom has terrifying implications for our assumptions nowadays.
By focusing on the thing that makes them different from the white male they create racism and sexism. Because they keep reducing the characters to that single trait. When you watch a movie or play a game or do dishes or do laundry or bring out the trash or bring your kids to bed nobody cares about your genitals or skin color. It doesn't define people. Yes it's part of their identity, but not the only part.
Witch is why I love characters like Solid Snake. He's nothing, less than a man born of nature, yet he does superhuman feats. This is not because of who he is, but despite what he is. When his body was falling apart, his spirit and will to continue to keep him alive.
The Stan Lee intro was probably the best part of the film. He just enjoyed having cameos in movies. Even two days before he died he said if he could he would keep doing cameos. 13:35 Thanks, Stan.
"Unfortunately the movie starts right after this" Damn. Wait,I just noticed something.No matter how many times plank falls down she keeps getting up."So no matter how many times I get knocked down I keep getting up because im the one and only Spider-Man."
@@kennethtubbs6217 Steve is also far superior because, even before getting the serum, he had no powers and yet still had to overcome his flaws. He had to learn and struggle and grow. It doesn't seem like Carol has any kind of character or arc like that. Just the whole she's a woman so she's awesome. But...she's not. Being a woman doesn't make a character, good writing does.
Yeah, people use that scene as a counter that she's not powerful enough to beat Thanos but that only happened so that they could have Tony's scene. If this movie had somehow done really well and people wanted her to be the one to beat Thanos the writer probably would have had her catch the punch and blast him in the face.
@@koryh2114 Him having all stones means nothing at that point since it's not about skill or strength when he can literally just will you out of existence with 0 effort. You missed the point of my comment, I said the only reason the had her get knocked out by the power stone was because they knew it would ruin 20 movies of character development if they had the newcomer kill Thanos with no buildup or personal investment. If they wanted it to happen, it wouldn't be inconsistent with her character traits if she caught Thanos' punch and used the power stone to blast him in the face. This is why besides needing a massive nerf, my main problem with CM is that they should have introduced her in the next MCU phase so she would have had a lot of time to be developed and set up rather than jumping in at the last second into the Season finale of the MCU.
Can we just talk about how a kid telling her to slow down is apparently a bad thing? She literally takes the corner too fast and crashes. That kid was trying to help her and yet the writers think that's a bad thing.
It's the whole fostering victim mentality. Makes all girls who see it view any criticism as bad. Which, BTW, is actually literally happening to women and girls across the country. I actually fear how disempowered women are becoming because of all this media bullshit being shoved into their brains.
"Hey you should go slower around corners" **Speeds up because girl power** **Crashes and receives severe injuries** "YOU DON'T BELONG OUT HERE" Ladies and gentlemen, that's the best they could come up with. People went to college and paid thousands of dollars to learn how to write a script and that is the dog shit motivation they came up with. God I love that.
How about the fact that they hamfisted their way through an entire movie of in your face annoying feminist rhetoric and then capped it by playing "im just a girl" over the finale and NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON said "hmmm do you think MAYBE this is a bit on the nose? Maybe we should lighten it up a bit and let the audience do SOME work?" NOPE You could ask a toddler who has yet to speak their first words if that is good writing and they will still manage to articulate the words "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK no." And yet someone made a CAREER with that level of skill.
This is what happens when idiots get paid to push agenda driven by other idiots so idiots on social media can get their social justice fix just for the sake of false internet fame points and stories told over a pumpkin almond milk latte. POOR WAMEN, MONSTER MEN! And obviously we say this because we are misogynist dickheads and not because this movie is just a pinnacle of terrible. Welcome to the fucking XXI century.
You don't understand! The boy is obviously an evil sexist trying to use reverse psychology on her because he knows she won't trust his advice to slow down around corners and would instead speed up to get ahead of him so that she can teach the sexist boy a lesson about 'splaining to a woman, and it is this evil patriarchal tactic that won this sexist misogynist racist capitalist trump supporter white trash incel the race. /s
Brie Larson is a good actress, this movie just really didn't work with her and she wasn't trying her best. But casting her was a good idea in plan, just wasn't executed as well as it really could've been. She's got the credentials to back her talent up, just this movie was a miss for her. As a person, she's pretty meh, but as an actress she's talented, just not in this.
@@LevatekGaming She is. She's pretty good at what she does. I know awards don't mean a whole ton, but it's worthy to note that she has an Oscar under her belt. Don't get me wrong, James, she wasn't good in this movie. I'm just saying that she isn't a bad actress. No comment is invalid by the way, especially when you just don't agree with it.
I have to point out that while Carol was away for 25 years, she was traveling at light speed, which means for her the travel was instantaneous. That’s why she hasn’t aged and reacts like she just saw Fury yesterday. Because for her she probably made the journey in an instant, helped the Skrull set up for a few months, headed back at light speed, and got Fury’s message on the way. I know I know it’s contrived, but this bit of science actually does work.
The thing is, light speed is not instantaneous. Her power accident making her super long lived is totally fine for me. No need to doctor anything around there.
The nearest star to us is called Proxima Centauri and lies roughly 4.25 light years away. So if she went there, did some quick business and came right back, at the speed of light, it would take her 8.5 years.
This video was made in April 2019. Captain Marvel came out in March 2019 and the teaser for Endgame showing Tony stuck in space also came out in March 2019. Trust me when I say that we all knew she was going to be the one to save Tony.
Look dude Planks have uses to Pirates, to create make shift bridges to walk over, to bash zombies heads in and to barricade doors windows damaged walls. Please have a bit more respect for planks they are not sanctimonious, self absorbed, race baiting, champagne socialist ugly or useless they are the true Her-os.
I recently watched the entirety of the show just for old time's sake. Not only did plank have some solid screen presence, but also legitimate characterization. Plank has been shown to be caring, loyal, protective, scheming, moderately aggressive, opportunistic to the occasional treachery, and quite possibly actually sentient. Literally a cartoon block of wood in 2000s children's entertainment media that was created from a dare has more character than this lady.
So we have a main character who grew up being emotional and never listening to authority...is told in the beginning she needs to control her emotions and doesn't follow instructions or listen to authority, suffering no downsides for any of this. Then in the end it comes full circle as she learns how being fully emotional and not listening to what anyone tells her allows her to reach her full power level and win the day. Great character.
@MARQUIS de QUEENSBURY 5.0 not listening to authority in the Air Force (THE MILITARY) also this was 1978 brah and when does space force come in play to this movie?
i like how the dude in the flashback actually gave her good advice in telling her to slow down and in her ignorance, sorry I mean "independence" she doesn't listen and gets herself in a serious car crash that caused her serious injuries
Lana Nahapetian I thought the scene of her being with her friend was actually because she was drinking away depression, that would help explain her apathetic nature, and I think it would of been a better movie if it showed that, even though she got back up, she didn’t get out unscathed and was still burdened by the insults and she would have to stand up to her own self-doubt, this theory would also explain why others call her emotional. And as someone who has suffered depression, I thought this would be a cool movie if it followed this idea and quite enjoyed the start and was looking forward to the rest of it. instead I learned, halfway through he movie, that NO, wahmen are perfect beings who can’t be wrong and are the paragons of virtue and that there is also a separate, pure chaotic evil race of a thing called ‘men’ these mans only exist to selfishly and disgustingly limit the omnipotent powers of Wahmen, these disgusting males need to be Putin their place, in communists under wahmen control, with Marxists on their bodies to show their inferiority!
@@lana.pat1308 but she doesn't learn or improve from it, does she?? She's still the same stubborn woman at the end. Besides, stubbornness isn't shown as a flaw in the movie when it comes to her but as a good character trait to have.
@@lana.pat1308 well yea that would be a good thing, however, it is part of the montage showing how aweful men are and thus that context determines it is being used to show how men keep the wahmen down. If it wasn't for that context you would be very much correct.
The flashback of her in the airforce climbing the ropes is the same. You dont jump from one to the other, you're like 20 feet in the air. The men were saying she cant, because she shouldn't, cuz its unsafe as hell
I find it quite funny how in the 80’s we had a better female protagonist in the alien series (ripley) who had flaws but was still a strong female character and 40 years later when women rights is a major deal now, they put less effort into making good female characters. Just bc a woman needs help in a situation doesn’t mean that they are looking down on her or making it a “damsel in distress” trope, tony stark needs help numerous times throughout his movies as well as the avengers movies, same wth Thor, captain America, etc. Idk why it’s such a major thing to have a moment of weakness in a female character when it’s clear they have no issue doing it for the male characters of the franchise. Imo it’s actually more sexist to do it like that and act like this is ok. Disney as well as Hollywood as a whole needs to get this through their heads tht watching perfect characters be good at everything isn’t entertaining, doesn’t matter if it’s a man or a woman, I just want to watch an entertaining marvel movie wth good comedy, solid action, relatable heroes and ridiculous villain plots.
Christian Bale has put himself on record as believing that American culture would be 'much richer' if the people in power weren't mostly white men. The actor made the comments during an interview with AOL Build this past Monday as he sat with Rosamund Pike and Wes Studi to promote the upcoming Wild West drama film Hostiles. "Our culture will be so much richer the day that we stop saying, 'Hey, it's all white dudes who are running things," Bale said. "Whether that be Hollywood, whether that be Washington, you know?" "We're going to get, in Hollywood, so much better films and so much more interesting stories being told, and America will become the America that the rest of the world sees it as, that makes it unique... that we recognise makes this such a beautiful, brilliant country." Bale went on to call the US a 'country of inclusion', explaining that he moved his family to the States because he fell in love with the country. Bale, who has two young children Emmaline and Joseph with the American make-up artist Sandra 'Sibi' Blažić, applied for US citizenship in 2010. "It's the reason why I moved here," he said. "It's the reason why my kids have American accents."
Remember when Thor had to almost kill himself to get his power after losing all of his loved ones, and not even THAT was enough to beat Thanos? Well this is a strong wahman! and she don't need to prove nuttin!
How the hell is Captain Marvel supposed to be strong enough to beat Thanos anyway? Doesn't her power just come from the Tesseract, a single Infinity Stone, whereas Thanos has _all of them_ ?
Well, I'd hope she didn't just outright win by herself. The likely story is that just like when Tony and the gang were fighting Thanos, she just proves to be a part of fighting him again. Thanos also seems to use the Infinity Gauntlet as a medium to control the Infinity Stones, and it was severely damaged after The Snap. And Thor was powerful enough to beat Thanos. At the beginning of the movie Thor was hurt and burnt out, since that battle happens right after Ragnarok. (Odin even mentions that some of Thor's power is drawn from Asgard, like Hella. So he'd be weakened by its destruction.) At the end of the movie, Thor could have killed Thanos if he'd give for the head. Or also prevented him from snapping while he was impaled.
Justin Lee Also I don’t understand? She got her powers from the stone but can’t Vision pretty much do the same things Captain Marvel does but even more like his ability to phase through objects. Also didn’t Scarlet Witch get her powers from the stone? Why is Captain Marvel more powerful than characters like Scarlet Witch or Vision.
Disney ethos: Arrogance/smugness/misogyny in male heroes must be treated as character flaws and corrected through humbling circumstances. Arrogance/smugness/misandry in female heroes must be celebrated.
@@weirdguy1495 She was a spoiled,arrogant brat for more than half of the series. Her development started far too late in the series to make it redeemable.
The movie gets worse when you realize at the end Shield had everything they needed to make Captain Marvel super humans for over a decade. They had the light speed engine blueprints, the funding to rebuild the engine to make the space goo, the cube and literal armies of potential heroes to sort out and find the right people. That makes the Captain America super soldier serum worthless. F$&@ this movie!!
It's almost like this is written by a fan fiction writer who had almost no understanding of the franchise they were creating this for and just wanted to ret-con and add their super-awesome characters willy-nilly without actually considering the world they're entering into and how this affects everything. It reminds me of a film that was released in 2015 and a sequel in 2017, but I can't quite put my finger on which movies those are.
@Christopher Marlowe Funny story; I started watching Agents of SHIELD when the show was new; the first episode I saw was episode 3. My thoughts on it were, "This is okay, though the dialogue is overly-quippy. This show could become something really good." That was probably its best episode in retrospect. I gave up after season 3. Also that season 1 episode was the one that had Graviton. I waited for all of season 1 for him to come back. I was thinking, "He has to escape that gravity goo and become Graviton; if he doesn't get out soon, they'll have to explain how he survived for all that time. And if they forget about him, I'll be disappointed." I was disappointed.
It was at this moment 41:02 that Mauler finally used Youngledor in a way that made it sound like it was the real characters name. He was irritated at Plank. It sounded so smooth.
he thinks of Jude Law as his Harry Potter performance. I think of his roles in Gattaca, AI and Sherlock Homes. And in the last one he starred with Robert Downey Jr. Which could've been a fun reference if his Kree character and Tony Stark run into each other.
It's sad about how Fury really lost his eye, they had the perfect set-up with a Skrull being able to trick him and then lost his eye because he put his trust in someone that he could.
I may be wrong but in the comics Nicky lost the eye in a military mission. I've had the impression that in the movies Nicky lost the eye in the Bogota mission that Alexander Pierce discussed with Steve when he was summoned to talk with him after Nicky's "death" (before the elevator fight).
You could even keep a comedic moment by having the Space Cat scratch at Nick's face, and he covers his eye, shouting in pain, before being like "damn, that was really close! You almost took my eye out!"
Far From Home would be the better choice, it's better than both Endgame and this movie and Spider-Man is Stan's favorite and best creation so it fits better there.
I'll still never understand why characters like Captain Marvel get movies. The character that has become more or less a meme at this point at the amount of comics of hers cancelled and relauched due to consistent low sales yet despite that Marvel can call her one of their most ''popular'' characters.
I wonder if it's a half-truth, like "most popular" means selling the most comics or something, and Captain Marvel sells tons of comics because she makes dozens of runs that sell a bit, as opposed to fewer-but-longer-running series for other famous characters.
They're trying (and failing) to create their own Wonder Woman. They don't understand that while Wonder Woman is a badass she doesn't *act* like a cocky badass. Wonder Woman is nice, friendly and outgoing so people like her.
Larson: I did my own stunts because I thought that's what everyone did. Hemsworth: Yeah, we got the next Tom Cruise here. Larson: How about I'm the first me, thank you VERRRY much Oh Brie, you're such a treat
Calling Bree Larson the next Tom Cruise is insulting to Tom Cruise. The man has pulled of insane stunts on a level that only Jackie Chan can beat (to my knowledge).
I absolutely hated when in Endgame she said that they lost because they didn’t have her and that now they’ll win because she’s with them. Her entire character to me is just extremely arrogant and not likable at all. There’s a difference between a strong character and a complete a$$hole. And to those who'll say Tony Stark is also an a$$hole yes, you're right. But despite his flaws he also has redeeming qualities that make him human and relatable. Captain Marvel is basically flawless (not a good thing) and has no redeeming qualities and is not relatable at all. After all you never had Superman show up to say “You lost because you didn’t have me.”
That freaked me out a lot. The directors already knew how hated the character was, then why would they give her such an arrogant line? Is like the directors wanted Carol to be hated. And yeah, Tony was an asshole as well, but we saw him evolve and become a better person as time went on.
The only good part about that was she was actually totally irrelevant in the end. Like they give her a TOKEN role of blowing up Thanos' ship, but Thor can do that if she's not here. She literally does nothing but get punched out of the movie and pretend she's relevant. She IMMEDIATELY abandons them after killing a crippled, half dead Thanos that already won. Her role in the movie is literally as impactful as make a wish setting up a "boxing match" with Mike Tyson and a dying child. She got to show up and feel super cool, but ultimately she never hurt the guy and she didn't win anything. They knew they were stuck with this dogshit character so they used her as she should be. Shallowly.
Tony’s asshole-ness is repeatedly pointed out as a flaw in his character, and he gradually learns to be a better person Carol learns nothing, her asshole-ness goes unpunished and everyone around her just sings her praises constantly
Let me just 🤓 for a sec In the comics, they’re fucking terrifying. The ability to replicate any metahuman on sight. Super Skrulls have the ability to mimic super human abilities on sight. They’re known as planet conquering creatures that tear up societies by infiltrating them as perfect replicas and essentially fucking with them to extinction. MCU Skrulls might as well be damp mops by comparison
"Is there no moral dilemma about how she picks and chooses who lives and who dies? does she think about any of what she is doing on a level de-" *Plank kills a pilot who thinks what he's doing is right* Plank-"WOOOHOOO!!!" yeah she's a sociopath
@@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom XD no need to point out that the modern woman empowering man hating female superiority attempt at pushing forward an agenda character has absolutely no morals or issues having others die just so she can accomplish her own goals is vastly inferior to the male character who puts all lives in front of his and adheres to the priority of the greater good than let his own agenda cloud his actions........fuck off XD
That is what it revolves around. ...and it destracts from the fact that there's a story they could be working on along with the theme, not a theme with some story.
After seeing stories about the rumor that there was a butt body double it's more like "You...CUT! Body double in...action!...go girl!" Not all girls are created equally, but all are still better than men. Yeahrite.
@LowlyKnight1 They're making 4 more of these?! Or do you just mean the next 4 she's stared in?... Either way I hope plank is more likeable for us in the next few movies.🤭🤭🤭 JK, I don't know what to think or expect. Maybe she does have hope of being cool... -ish
@@Astraeus.. Are you trying to defend this piece of shit? Are we suppose to care as to why they gave us an emotionless "character". If they are going to make a story about a boring "character" with no emotion, no memory and unlimited power my general advice is just don't.
@@Astraeus.. Emotionless super-computer? You are aware that the Supreme Intelligence actually expressed quite a lot of emotion, including boasting and taunting...right?
@@pietroopendragon she wasnt the writer 🤣🤣 are you serious?. (she is the actress). She has to follow the script given to her. I know you must be around 6 years old pet, but theres a process to this stuff.
I'm glad you pointed out the S.H.I.E.L.D inconsistency, I pointed it out and no one seemed to believe me. And I also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also... thought this movie was meh.
I can't believe I didn't notice that. When you run a movie series for this long you'll wind up making some inconsistencies. Theres a lot of them throughout the films. Even the timeline doesn't add up.
Regarding SHIELD and NASA around 22-23 min, there is actually a very legitimate in-universe reason why there'd be a fair amount of fuckery regarding technology and redaction going on there. Agents of SHIELD (Season 3 and 5) established that Hydra administrated parts of the US Military and explicitly NASA in addition to SHIELD between the CA1 and CAWS. It wouldn't be surprising at all to assume they were censoring any technological developments outside of their direct control, or SHIELD's. But again this assumes that this was all some interconnected story and not Fiege stumbling upon some lore friendly portrayal of Captain Marvel. Fiege's hateboner for Ike has notoriously extended down to Marvel TV, and he has proven not above sabotaging Marvel's own brand if it means satisfying his petty revenge against different parts of the MCU he disapproves of. I don't think Marver Studios were aware of the worldbuilding AoS applied when they wrote that scene, they just stumbled into scenes that kind-of works.
The Shield thing has always been a plot hole. In Iron Man Coulson says they don't have a good name yet, and at the end he says to just call them "SHIELD". Problem: Fury said that Howard and Peggy founded Sheild years ago after WW2, so the fact they ONLY come up a proper name at the start of Iron Man makes no sense. Coulson's statement about the acroymn is just supposed to be a wham like and nothing else
Rewatching this right after finishing the secret invasion EFAP. The moment when you realize that this movie now belongs to the better half of the MCU...
Just a Girl was a brilliant musical choice. Because she can fly now and she's "had it up to here." It's a meta reference to Suicide Squad, another film with pointless pop songs that are incredibly on the nose. Also because this film is ripping off Guardians of the Galaxy, whose director is doing the Suicide Squad sequel.
"It's like they bought a packet of 'Instant Character: Just Add Crappy Speech' and proceeded to just spill it all over." You just summed up the problem with "woke" character writing beautifully.
This is actually unironically true. With plank there was some mistery to it and how Johnny (I think? Not sure) somehow managed to interact with it, implying it's either an extension of his personality or it actually has some sapience (it managed to drive a bus in the movie, after all).
I saw this movie in theaters with my mother. When we drove home, she argued with me the entire time because I told her I didn't like how Plank's character was reckless and arrogant. Oops
1:09:07 "She could easily kill Thanos, Galactus, and even Shaggy all in one lightspeed punch." As if she's earned to be in the same power level as Shaggy
@@crimsonpotemkin Funny thing is at first,her mentor advises her about self-control and is _the only one_ who criticizes her but by the end,we're told he's the villain and Captain Marvel never needed self-control and should do as she pleases. Because anyone who criticizes a woman is a misogynistic asshole.
Fun fact: the Gatling gun was originally intend to end wars. RIchard Gattling thought that if people realised how powerful his gun was that they would stop fighting out of fear. Also to get less people dying because when he did field medic things or something he noticied how there were less people dying of bullet wounds than of diseases so he thought that if there were less people shooting at each other (because the Gatling gun could fire lots more bullets with less people) that less people would die.
The funniest thing about this movie's muddled and confused feminist message is that it accidentally ends up condemning being a responsible mother who takes care of her child as a negative gender stereotype, instead praising a *disadvantaged minority single mother at a point in time when far less social progress had been made* for abandoning her child to go on a "cool mission" that she knows could likely leave her kid an orphan. Is that *really* the feminist ideal? That even motherhood shouldn't tie you down - you're a strong and independent woman who doesn't need no man, and even basic responsibilities are just social constructs meant to tie you down to the patriarchal expectation that you.. Protect and raise your own children? I mean, what?
My opinion is its easy to just work and care for one self. To be a parent is really difficult and the time and effort is exdroinary. The good parents are the real MVP's of the world.
Huh, it's as if you wanted that to be a point. I never saw them show that mother in a negative light. Did you? This just well might be a case of you overthinking.
Modern feminism is about avoiding any and all responsibilities. You won't find any example of modern feminism advocating for women to adopt responsibilities or praising women who do. Usually, they only care about money and power nowadays.
HOLY SHIT!!! I just realized that this review is probably about the same length as the movie itself! And yet, this was a lot more entertaining and interesting. That’s just kinda sad.
his last jedi critique is longer than the movie itself. he like to go scene by scene and sometimes even line by line. his multi episode examination of the force awakens might possibly end up being longer than the entire star wars saga put together, Hell.....it's already 4 hours long and he's only discussed the first 35 or 40 min. Mauler is Cinema sins on steroids. the 2 best long form movie critic on youtube are mauler and MisAntho Pony. i would SOOO love to see them do a video or video series together. maulers videos should be required viewing for anyone studying theater. i agree with you about maulers examination being by far more interesting than the movies themselves. but i don't think it's sad. i thinks it's cool as shit.
@@Zeddyboi86 it's not the best marvel film released......But i didn't find it boring per say. obnoxious at times......even pointless. the problem was Bree's performance. she made capt. Marvel into an arrogant social justice warrior with a chip on her shoulder. Capt. Marvel in the comics is just arrogant and uber confident. and with good reason. Bree Larson is an antisocial bitch and it shows in her performance. i know i'll catch hell for this but i think Billie Piper would have made a much better Capt. Marvel.
@@lionn420 That would have made for a charismatic character just off of her smile alone. I wish they had created a completely different character in general. They could have used the good faith they built up in the MCU to create their own unique Captain Marvel instead of trying to shoe horn in comic plots that break the already established continuity.
The rudimentary research into space travel at light speed, amounts of solar systems and planets and all that is totally something I recommend people look into to get more accurate numbers, I just did a few google searches with Fringy and checked a couple of websites. It seems I might have underestimated the distances and made a few mistakes that makes it all seem smaller than it is but that would only make the overall point more relevant;
Light speed just aint gonna cut it, not by a long shot when it comes to travelling between galaxies.
No one ever really travels at light speed.
1:10:32 Damn you REALLY need to take an astronomy class. The galaxy has billions of star systems, not 500. AND our solar system is 8 light hours, not 2.5 light years.
edit: I consider this a personal attack
I love you
Phenomenal work
You can't tell that light speed traveler how fast they can go. Don't you try to keep them down. A woman's light speed is much faster than a man's light speed anyway.
STOP COMPARING HER TO A PLANK!!!!! GROOT IS A TREE AND HAS INFINITELY MORE CHARACTER!!!!!
Yes, but a tree is NOT a plank. Plank is just a tiny, lifeless subset of what a great living tree once was.
KLR-Zoomie even Plank from ed edd and eddy would be insulted lol. He had more charisma and stage presence
That moment when a literal plank of wood with a drawn on face had more story, life, and character than a multi-million dollar movie protagonist.
@@benjaminlyons5261 You beat me to it. LOL
Yeah but planks are dead inside, just like her acting.
She's an Ace pilot and managed to crash every ship we see her in.
She's an Ace fuck up
It’s because she’s a........ woman
Is she Joseph Joestar? Or a crappy clone of him?
You know that’s why they call it a ‘cockpit’
Christ, she's worse than Joseph Joestar! At least he had the excuse of being constantly chased by Nazis, hired assassins and Aztec Fitness Gods!
"Or is there a random Skrull just backpacking around Europe just living a new life?" ...Can we watch that movie instead?
My Life Skrull.
No joke, that sounds like a legit better movie than...this.
It could have been a story depicting the conflict between the Kree, the Skrull, and a young Nick Fury thrown in between, forced to figure out just what his place is among these alien factions, having to come to terms with realizing that humanity isn't the masters of the universe but more like an ignored puppy on a backwater planet.
The Kree were superadvanced, their motivations were intentionally kept shallow, but their motivations were what started this entire mess in the first place. Their motivation is effectively the one thing that can be considered the true antagonist (not the figurehead antagonist that needed to be propped up against the cardboard protagonist), but we barely get anything to understand it. They didn't want us to understand the story or appreciate the foundations - they just slapped together a foundation and assumed that because the mainline story was already accepted, whether it made sense or had any depth didn't matter.
The Kree/Skrull conflict was used as a framing device for the protagonist, but somehow even when it is neglected, it is more interesting than the protagonist. The director or writer was apparently so obsessed with making the movie revolve around the lead actress that they never considered what a prequel movie could have actually done for the big picture. If they had any consideration for making it an interesting story, they could have at least put her through an actual arc, or else use her a framing character to make the Kree/Skrull conflict or the other lead characters more prominent.
But in tried and true fashion, this wasn't about the big picture or about the team, just about the leading lady.
"And now im coming to the Carpathian mountain range, a beautiful mountain range with a rich history."
Skrull: Interplanetary Hitchhikers
I love how a big part of the story is that shes "too emotional" and she "needs to control her emotions." But she puts almost zero emotions into the role.
ikr
Yep, only covers the monotone part of her personality. Whereas the animated CM in the 2010s, she's a badass in the battlefield and the fun big sister when she's Carol Danvers.
I have very little control over my emotions. It is something I have struggled over my whole life. Negative emotions like anger and jealousy affect me the most.
This is not what being "too emotional" looks like. Like, when she was a kid in the kart racing accident, she should have been fuming or bawling or ANYTHING besides having a blank face.
During the scene where she was sparing with the other guy in the beginning of the movie, she should have been defeated despite her powers because her judgement was clouded by how emotional she was. Maybe she accidentally hits someone or breaks something in a fit of rage at being worse than the other guy.
I can't sense any emotions in this character, especially not any that are "too emotional" to the point of hampering her.
She has trained her whole life lol.
Because it's a metaphor for women being hormonal and it being a great thing.
Getting up after falling down isn't special in the MCU. The character who did that best is Capt.America.
"I can do this all day"
Yep. And, more to the point, he did it even when he knew he wasn't going to win because it was the right thing to do. That's a hero.
And Into The Spiderverse also did it far better.
"Our family doesn't run from things, Miles."
@@finrodbrs
If one compares Captain Marvel to Captain America, it's like comparing Saitama to Mumen Rider in One Punch Man; one is powerful to the point of being impossible to get any drama out of, while the other faces impossible odds and keeps getting back up even when knowing that he can't win. Except unlike One Punch Man, the Captain Marvel movie lacks the self-awareness to emulate this.
@@joshuakim5240 That is so clever that you deserve a million bucks for saying that!
@@joshuakim5240 Saitama never backed up either. That is why he got beat up at first. Its just that the opponents just can't keep up. He even mentioned that on both seasons of the anime. First time was to Genos, the 2nd time was to Blizzard.
Stan Lee’s intro should have been in avengers endgame.
Yup, you know, the BIG MOVIE of the season. They fucking blew it on this.
If there was a petition for it, I would sign
ᛈᛖᛏᛖᚱ ᚷᚱᛖᛖᚾ i would also sign, it wouldn’t be too late for a petition for the digital and blue ray release to have it. I just hate the logic of why they decided to use the intro with captain marvel instead, a movie a lot of people hated and didn’t want to see.
It is the *first* Marvel movie after Stan's death. It is best to remember him as soon as they have the opportunity. Following this logic, his intro can be in any big movie by Marvel, not just Endgame. There will be bigger movies.
Movie is kind of good if you forget there's Brie Larson in it. C'mon, young Samuel Jackson!
it fucking should have
I was 58 minutes in when I realized this isn’t a ten min video
It’s still more entertaining than the movie itself
I was at 49min when I noticed. Then I saw it wasn't even halfway through. Enjoyed all of it.
I saw the scroll bar and was wtf? Is this a movie of the movie?
I was 30 minutes in lol
lol me too
Just watched this again at random. Here's a fun thought. I'm a former Marine Corps aircrewman and I work for a USAF fighter squadron as a civilian now. I start with this to establishment my credentials on the subject of call signs. I hear my call sign more than my name on any given day of the week.
So here's the skivvy. If you have a bad ass call sign like "AVENGER"... your squadron is taking the piss out of you. Like, I met a guy with the call sign "HAMMER" once upon a time. As in "Dumb as a box of". Heard of another guy, Tomcat driver this time, with the call sign KILLER. Guess what he did? Friendly fire accident. Don't have the details on that one, but I assume no one died or he'd not have continued to fly, but his squadron, and every squadron he was with till he got out? Made sure he never forgot that fuck up.
So. As a fun shower thought exercise for the day dear reader, what stupid thing did Plank do to earn the call sign "AVENGER"?
@Wekilaa Himoninternet Against the bullies who hurt her feelings
Avenged herself when a teammate gave her some advice or criticism IN THE MILITARY
She's so dense that she doesn't realize it's not a good thing.
@wekilaahimoninternet7849 or she didnt avenge, which is why she gets called avenger to remind her everyday that she should have avenged something.
She told everyone she would be a great Captain Marvel.
[ ] Sit through 2 hours of Captain Marvel
[X] Watch a 2 hour breakdown of why Captain Plank isn’t a good movie
I refer to "Plank" as Capt. Menstruation #CaptMenstruationSucks
I love the college grade debate point though, "you need to watch it yourself to judge though". No. It's cute, and works in theological debates, but i'm sure as hell i don't want to get bitten by a shark, because i'm informed enough to know it's bad, before hand. I'm not going to put myself in a sharks mouth, just to make an armchair theologian feel warm and happy. I'm not giving these guys a dime to watch it. I'm so confident in my decision, i won't even watch it when this flop gets HD rips on the stream sites. (notice how good films take ages to come out in decent quality, but the flops are there in HD from the get go.) I won't watch it for free, i won't watch it if they offer me a free ipad or some other bribe. The film from the get go is toxic, and i'm not going to spend money to go see it, to satisfy somebody, that ultimately, still won't respect my opinion, but ultimately MCU will see a sale, and think "nope, we still made bank, we did ok". All this movie has done, is make me panic that if Brie Larson is really, "carrying the torch" now, Endgame might not hit the potential it could have, say, in an extended universe without Brie Larson. Remember guys, celebrity is a platform, where she's responsible for pushing her agenda. God i loved Jeremy Renner's response to that.
i had to do both because i just saw this video. :-(
@@spod007 "The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. ~Thomas Jefferson" ;-)
My son made me go. If I had Capt Plank in my head, I could've enjoyed it.
I still find it hilarious that Captain Marvel got a movie before Black Widow, even though Black Widow has been in this franchise for years
who wants to watch a superhero movie about some random bitch who does flips and uses a gun shes by far the least interesting “superhero”
@@cartersanderson7329 Everyone besides you apparently 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
Because Black Widow is just a human.. Tony at least is a once in a lifetime genius.. Natasha can kick.. really high? I don’t know... She’s boring..
@@yellowbirdie100 Add me to that list..
@@alexmartin3143 Gladly 👌
When he said “let’s just call her plank” I knew I stumbled upon a gem
🤣🤣🤣 so true
Her acting skills are like an actual piece of wood so its accurate
Ik I woke up to hear him call her plank and I was like this is acceptable
He didn't say that though
@@AAllen-br8it wait what
Killed it with the "you go girl". Three words summing up an entire film lmao
“Wha-what are you…?” “Me?…im a Woman 😎”
Because that is how CM acts , an immature girl and not a responsible woman.
I said hi to brie larson on the street yesterday
My court date is next tuesday
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY!!!!!!!
A date's a date.
Was it a personal attack?
You damned oppressor, you deserved it 😈😈😈😈
That comment was brilliant.
Why is she the plank. I'm the one who was board
HA!! Well said!!!!
I laughed so much at this comment !!
Haaa...
He shouldn't spell bored like that, the pun is null
@@yvespean1759 just like this fuckin movie
My favorite part of this movie was when I was daydreaming about watching a different, better movie instead.
I didn’t know wether it was worth the effort to be angry at the film for what it changes like it’s as bad a Luke’s character changes in tlj
@Rags Was it Pulp Fiction?
At least you were just daydreaming, I fell asleep for real, then had to wake up in a theater watching captain marvel it was awful.
Nice captain marvel review rag''s
Hey it's rag from the Mauler Cinematic Universe.
Mauler's problem here is, not only does HE remember prior films in the series, and even prior scenes in this film, he expects the writers of this film to do so also.
Yeah doesn't he know from all the marvel sheep is consume content and don't ask questions. That's why we love marvel because they dont care about the project or their audience. It's cool
@@bananaboi9067
Sure.
Whatever.
Except that marvel fans are some of the harshest critics of the MCU.
Are there diehards that will just be happy with anything that they get?
Sure.
By and large, though, they are not happy and they are letting the MCU overlords know it.
@@daverobson3084 wtf is the MCA? jokes aside, you're coping hard. Marvel fans are some of the least thinking sheep of any fandom in the world. Why do you think marvel movies still make money? The fans.
I mean typical toxic Marvel manchildren complaining about everything. 😂
Man you had us in the first half...ngl
Plank from Ed Edd & Eddy had more character then this wooden 2×4 wannabe
That's cause he was best character(next to Rolf and Marie)
He had a better backstory too. Plank lore > Captain Mediocre lore.
Plank and his best friend Derick
Argh! Stump from the angry beavers is a better actor than Brie Larson
I know this is a joke but dammit is it sooo true lol XD
Friend: Should I watch Captain Marvel?
Me: No. Watch this critique of it instead. It's almost as long, and way better.
It's also free.
Plus, as a bonus MauLer, has more emotion throughout the whole thing
That is exactly what I did, watched this, now I know I can use 2 hours of my life to do something else instead of watching the movie
@@flyufoolz Frustration, confusion, anger, happiness, sarcasm. MauLer displayed more emotions with his voice exclusively that Larson did not display with her entire being.
This was basically the only way I was ever going to see this film.
For someone who’s supposed to be too emotional, she sure doesn’t change her facial expression much
she has too much of what i call a box face
Best quote "Sponge pants Square head"
I hope someone will make the meme about her expressing different emotions with the same face, like one with Chuck Norris.
Death Rainbows
Tell her to eat shit Johnny!
Alita, Battle Angel had a CG main character, and her emotions just pour on the screen. Alita is fucking perfect. She really is the female lead we deserved, and we need.
She is absolutely not a realistic and relatable strong female character for several reasons.
1. During her derby race as a kid, she really did need to slow down on the turns. But because she was immature, she ended up nearly break in her neck from bad judgement. Her dad, who not only let her race but also most likely helped her practice, yelled at her for good reason. "You don't belong out there!" Translation: "If you are going to be reckless, you don't need to be doing this."
2. The group of men mocking her on the obstacle course are heckling her to motivate her. Has no one seen a military movie before? Has no one hung out with a group of men before? EVERYBODY gets heckled and mocked in training, because it's character building. Tough Love. If she was so immature and self-victimizing to realize that she was not the only person being verbally harrassed, she doesn't belong in the military.
3. The message of her being "too emotional" is a jab at women being more empathetic and verbally high context. She is not emotional! She is overly sensitive and incapable of taking criticism. That's not emotionality!
4. I have had far more criticism and bullying from other women growing up. I could count on one hand how many times I was bullied by a man on one hand. Half of them were just off color jokes that went too far, and the others was one particular boy who was obnoxious.
5. She is sooooo arrogant! I cringe internally and externally any time she makes an executive decision. Legitimately, if she were a man acting that way, that character would still be a massive jerk. My best example isn't from this movie but in End Game when she tells Rocket from Gaurdians od the Galaxy, "Earth isn't the only planet that needs help." Oh, really, Cpt Meh-vel? You're going to to tell the person who has literally been traveling the universe helping different planets, too? This is why mansplaining ia not a thing.
You did a fantastic job breaking down everything wrong with Cpt. Marvel.
Awesome comment!
Your points 1 and 2 are actually points on which they could have done legitimate subversion. Have her slowly come to realize that those things weren't people telling her to quit, but teaching her what the price of persistence would be. Have her begin to remember the full context of those broken memories--and how she only remembers the hurts she felt, not the things that came right before and after.
And instead of "Just a Girl" playing in the background of her triumphant and unstoppable rampage, every time she falters, she hears an echo of someone encouraging her, someone supporting her, and THEN she gets her second wind. She's no longer afraid of failure; she becomes the hero everyone knew she could be, and she was the only one who ever doubted.
Every other Avenger basically becomes who they are because someone believed in them and helped them--Yinsen for Tony, Odin for Thor, Betsy for Bruce, Erskine for Steve, Clint for Natasha. If anything, needing the support of others makes her MORE of an Avenger.
Omg you just womansplained us. ;) lol All your points, are... on point. Lol
@@bitchpudding8104 you took the spot or a more competent male pilot so you could fill a diversity role. Of course men belittle you. Because they fucking know you are a liability.
funny how everyone in the movies criticism of her is "she's too emotional" when she always only ever shows the same emotional range of a plank of wood.
She has 2 emotions, getting offended and PLANK.
I honestly think it was intentional. A historical Trope is that women have always been told that they are emotional, subject to hysteria, etc... so the point in the movie is that she is still told that, even though she displays absolutely no emotional range.
So yeah, I think it was intended; just wish they handled it differently
@@Briaaanz wouldn't give the writers that much credit tbh
Apparently being overly sensitive, arrogant, and incapable of taking criticism is translated at emotional instead of just immaturity. Instead of, you know, trusting her emotional reasoning or being compassionate to a fault.
I think what is often meant with "emotional" isnt that a character is displaying emotions strongly, but rather that they base their decision making on emotion instead of reason.
And in that regard, lots of the stuff that Captain Marvel does can be seen as "emotional", as she often makes quick, impulsive decisions that are not well thought out.
The problem is that the movie usually rewards her for acting like that, instead of showing the drawbacks.
Was I the only one that laughed when that boy tried to help her by telling her to slow down on the kart and then she speeds up and explodes. That was genuinely hilarious
Because geniune advice is sexist and toxic!
How dare a boy try to help a girl do something properly.
But he was boysplaining dammit!
but she got back up which I guess is supposed to mean something rather than learning you should control your speed and listen to good advise
SCREW YOU IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT...
Tried to warn you
excuse me, but as an Ed Edd and Eddy fan, calling this woman "Plank" is grossly offensive, Plank has much more charisma and screen presence than this board does.
Stedman75 *slow clap in approval*
Beautiful, just beautiful.
Thank you for upholding Planks honor
Finally somebody had the balls to say it. You are the commenter we need, not the one we deserve. Thank you.
are u joking ?
I just discovered this guy, and he is hilarious! My favorite line was "This has been nail-biting". I love that he doesn't act outraged like a lot of other content creators. He just oozes disdain for bad movies and points out their flaws with unforgiving common sense.
Yep welcome to the party I've been here since Mauler articulated my disdain for The Last Jedi.
I found him after rags referred him on his last jedi rebuttal. Wish they both made more
Why does Groot show more emotion than her hes actually wood
@@AndreiB2 That made me audibly chortle
@Mutaz Muhanad Hammad Barry the tree said hi.
*I AM GROOT*
@@AutomationDnD I am RhysTheT00n
A tree has more personality than a plank
Boy: Hey dont go so fast around the turns.
Girl: Oh yeah? Watch this sexist pig.
Girl: *Brutally crashes because didn't listen to friendly advice.*
How it Should Have Ended: Captain Marvel
Girl: You made me crash by distracting me with patriarchal advice, white man!
I mean this is literally a girl who becomes absolutely crazy anytime a boy talks to her wether it's an advice, compliment, criticism or insult... and somehow she thought it was a good idea to enroll in the military where everyone is shouted at ? She doesn't seems like someone you'd want to work with in a life or death situation lol
It should be said by a girl.
I hate females... Girls and womem ruin civilization and family
The fact that they used Stan Lee's personal account to promote the movie after his death really made that tribute at the beginning feel hollow.
Blitz Frenchman Um...how?
Ti My Disney: *Unburies Stan's body from his grave, shoving a hand up his rear - making his body into a puppet.* Hi, comic lovers! Go checkout Captain Marvel! Excelsior!
@@laughingkuroo2721 I heard that in a Mickey Mouse voice. Great, hello next nightmare.
He would have promoted it regardless
@@CMCAdvanced Does that matter? Let the dead man be. He shouldn't be a marketing ghost.
“Plank is slow retrieving her memories as well as her personality” paired with the visual air quotes has broken my brain. I laughed out loud for a solid minute. 👏
It was actually hilarious. I do enjoy his videos.
OG Cap Marvel had a loving father that encouraged her and supported her. But they had to shit on all men so yeah...ffs
A loving, supportive father? That's clearly male power fantasy.
@@Soridan men can't be role models for women. What, you crazy?
@@bipstymcbipste5641 I know, that's where all the internalized misogyny is coming from.
@@Soridan I can't even tell if this is a joke or if your serious. Are you talking about Captain Marvel's superiority complex or the way men are portrayed in the story just to make her look good.
@@rojack79er I'm being facetious.
We keep being told she’s too emotional but she has the emotions of a potato
Goo Fy thats rude, towards potatoes
Russet or Idaho? It matters...
@@Darrylizer1 well I'm from Idaho so....................
Plank makes Kristen Stewart have an emotional range.
Show, don't tell
Didn't go see this movie but still want my money back.
This is stolen
Movie reparations
@@games-galore9647 Almost all youtube comments are "stolen", pal.
@Ish Moore commenting on a 10-month-old comment are we big man?
@@games-galore9647 Commenting on a 4-month-old comment are we little guy?
So now Secret War has happened, the Kree have been proved completely right. The Skrull aren't refugees fleeing persecution there are millions of them and they do seek to infiltrate planets and take them over. They've managed to turn this movie completely on it's head. Who knows if the Skrull were telling the truth about not being able to find another world. For all we know Captain Marvel has allowed the Skrull to infiltrate thousands of worlds and now they've returned to take the earth too.
Now that Marvel 2 has happened, we see that BREEEE in a fit of anger nearly wiped out an entire race, too. She's responsible for BILLIONS of deaths. There is no other creature on Earth who is more murderous than she is. And so the Kree were right, too, that she is WAY too emotional.
Nebula has a bigger character arc than a character who got their own film. Boo for Plank.
I think the lack of character development was a decision made when they realised that Brie Larson can't actually act
@@JoshTW030 have you seen Don Jon? I'm not saying there was a character for her to act in that movie, but shes just scrolling through all her screen time
@@JoshTW030 maybe she works better with other heroes
I kinda like Nebula. She cool
Nebula also had 4 movies to build her character up beyond pissed off sister
My personal highlight was, that she got handcuffed in the beginning to prevent her from using her powers before she broke the handcuffs by... using her powers really hard. perfect writing. 10/10
Same thing happened in the Frozen.
That's genius level script writing mate. They teach you that shit in writing school. This whole movie could be a full semester class on how to execute a flawless screenplay/film.
its just atrocious, dude... it really is.. a 6 year old kid could come up with something better.
Dragon Ball z writing, Hit it harder and it will work
@@dodojesus4529 I like Dragonball but two things are hilarious; wait/holdout for Mary Goku and yelling/getting mad makes you infinitely more powerful depending on the plot.
I remember when i watched endgame, every time someone appeared, everyone was going nuts.Then captain marvel appeared, and the theater simply became silent.
It was really funny, and made me happy to see that most people hate that character.
The same thing happened in my theater. I found it hilarious how flaccid the audience was when she showed up.
Don't forget the cheer at the Thanos' Power Stone punch.
The same thing happened at my theatre, except there was one woman who clapped.
It was hilarious, because when everyone showed up through the portals, man, woman, creature, the whole theatre went nuts.
I saw it 3 times and this never happened
I had the same thing happen at my theatre 😂
My question is, if Plank was that much powerful, she had very neat chances to hold gauntlet and snap in Endgame. Why she didn't take that responsibility and let superpowerless Tony die?
cuz one less toxic manbaby amiright
....no? niet? oh. oh, how embarrassing for me. sorry, wrong channel.
bc his contract ended not hers xD
Because she's Charismatic, Unique, Nervy, and Talented.
Brie Larson costs about .3 Robert Downey Jrs
Do you remember when Ripley was killing aliens in space, saving a little girl and dealing with the prejudice she had with androids and yet being a charismatic and relatable character? ... Good times.
yeah good times, between 1980 and now, NO movies have been made at all, quite a shame really
What? You mean Captain Marvel WASN'T the first movie to ever feature a strong female lead? Don't speak such lies. I'm considering this a personal attack.
Capt Marvel has a different message, in those movies the message was: women can be strong characters too.
Today's message is: women are not strong characters because they are oppressed by men, so only by shitting on men they can prove they're strong and just as good (if not even more) in murdering 3rd world brown people abroad like their male counterparts.
Epic movies of today are like unironical versions of Starship Troopers: "I'm doing my part!" o7
When has James Cameron movies became the token perfect representation of women? Like those movies always get propped up like a quota being filled.
Riply was written as a man but all the writer's did was change the gender to a woman.
That's known as faux girl power.
She's like the reverse Tony Stark. In Iron Man, Tony starts off as a snarky, sarcastic and egotistical guy who becomes humbled and heroic when he undergoes a life changing event and gets his power. Carol Danvers starts off as a passive, down to earth girl who becomes really cocky and arrogant once she gets her powers.
Stark does not "get" "his power"
He builds a conbat suit thats ahead of its time. He builds a powersourcs, in a cave, to power it. Stark did not get shit handed to him. He build it. He build it and almost died from it. He learned lessons in Iron man 2 and 3. he grew.
cpn plank did nothing. she just ran from setpiece to setpiece. . .
@@trazyntheinfinite9895 Maybe "get his power" wasn't the best combination of words to use, but you still get my point. From the start of the movie to the end, Tony Stark's characterization progresses while Carol Danvers' characterization regresses.
Danvers was never passive, even in the flashbacks. She went from cocky and arrogant ordinary human to cocky and arrogant human with Superman powers. Whereas in "Iron Man", Stark went from snarky, sarcastic, egotistical guy to slightly less snarky, sarcastic, egotistical guy with a super suit. It wasn't until "Infinity War" that that "snarky, sarcastic, egotistical" was finally decimated out of him.
Like every woman in real life.
@@DarthChrisB I was gonna say that, lol.
Video summary:
- You go girl
- Keep that in mind
- *sigh*
Also: "Just don't think about it"
As well as: "Kay..."
-Men bad
-Captain Marvel good
-Captain Marvel better than you
- Agenda > Depth and storyline
-You go girl
Kay..
- It’s really intense
Extremly easy fix for the whole power limiter thing: Instead of telling plank that the patch gives her her powers the kree could have just told her that her power is in fact her own, that she is a mutant or something along these lines and that this patch is in fact a power limiter. But they gave her that power limiter because the power she got is far too great for her body to bear with it and without the limiter her own power would destroy her and everything else within a hundred kilometers radius. This would make for a far more believable story, paint the kree in a benevolent light, explain why noboy else has this power, leverage planks own professed goodness against her taking the patch off and the kree could even use the excuse of trying to help plank control and/or extract her power to experiment on her with her consent!
Captain Marvel: (has the personality of a houseplant)
Supreme intelligence: "You need to control your emotions."
This is why people shouldn't confuse between being an immature impulsive bitch and being an emotional woman
Houseplants have more Goddamn colour and life than Plank does
@@charmandyorton006 Thats true
I prefer her being emotionless then being like Brie Larson a sexist bitch
@@charmandyorton006 Every time I see or hear that name, I think of Johnny 2x4 from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. This also offends me, because the True Plank of Edd, Edd, n' Eddy has a GREAT range of emotion.
friends :"Did you see Captain Marvel?"
Me: yeah basically.
My reply is still going to be “no, fuck that garbage”
@@thisgirlonfire My Reply to you would be, about 1.2 billion dollars did....
The fact that the movie has 1.2b in box office doesn't mean 1.2b people went to see it. That would be a bit more than a seventh of the world's population, and we know there's not that much well-living people to go to a cinema. Also, the average cinema ticket costs more than a dollar.
@@AD_RC did I say 1.2 billion people saw it? Fact is this movie broke 1 billion in cash and made MIGTOW far right folk lose their shit over it.
lol i didn't read the "dollars" part, sorry.
“Thank you Stan, which is well deserved and kind. Unfortunately the movie starts after that.” Lost my grits.
I wish I could understand the writers of these movies. They're so uncreative.
'The protagonist is a girl, so we must center the story around her being a girl'.
'The protagonist is black, so we must tell a story about racism, colonialism and prejudice'.
'The protagonist is Asian, so we must tell a mythical story with lots of martial arts and zen BS'.
I mean, isn't it a bad message placing these characters exclusively in this kind of story? As if they didn't have any other stories to tell? Such a terrible concept.
The irony is they create their own racism the reason why white characters have been more interesting in the MCU and it's not the racism of the fandom it's the racism of the marvel team. Like you said when they write for a girl character it must be about her being a girl or a black character being about the black experience. I remember when Falcon and the Winter Soldier came out Falcon's entire personality changed from a practical soldier and friend with a sense of humor and honored to take Cap's shield in Endgame to a jaded black guy who saw the shield as a symbol of American racism as soon as the series started. Then he can't get a loan from the bank because banks are supposedly racist in real life, even though in-universe it makes no sense since he's a celebrity superhero who does government contract work that pays in the mid-6 figures. That's like telling me Lebron James can't get a loan because of racism what bank would be stupid enough to Incur that kind of negative publicity. They always end up writing women and minorities down to their immutable characteristics which makes them one-dimensional and often the character's on-screen life circumstances are incongruous with the average person in that demographic so often the allegory is lazy and contrived like Falcon's bank issues he is not an average black man, therefore, he will not have an average black man experience. Meanwhile Straight White characters actually have to be a character with motivations flaws and desires because the writers don't have immutable characteristics to fall back on as a shield against criticism do they actually have to put in the work to make the character interesting. There whole lack of good diversity accepted by the Fandom is a self-made problem and then they victim blame the fans for not eating up the vomit they spew onto us.
🧢 the execution of Black Panther’s story was godly and Sheng Chi was pretty solid and different from other marvel movies
they are projecting their own racism onto others
@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx The first and second statements actually combined in a pretty good fantasy movie set in a world called The Earth, on a continent called Africa, where a country that was THE LARGEST slave seller was located and they made the movie about how Europeans are racist and how europeans kidnap africans from their homes and turn them into slaves etc. It's called The Woman King and the actual history of the kingdom has terrifying implications for our assumptions nowadays.
By focusing on the thing that makes them different from the white male they create racism and sexism. Because they keep reducing the characters to that single trait. When you watch a movie or play a game or do dishes or do laundry or bring out the trash or bring your kids to bed nobody cares about your genitals or skin color. It doesn't define people. Yes it's part of their identity, but not the only part.
If you are nothing without your powers, then you don't deserve to have them
See also: Rey
Thats like, superhero 101 hahaha
Witch is why I love characters like Solid Snake. He's nothing, less than a man born of nature, yet he does superhuman feats. This is not because of who he is, but despite what he is. When his body was falling apart, his spirit and will to continue to keep him alive.
MCU Spider-Man
Batman
Turning Nick Fury’s eye mystery into a joke was the worst decision ever.
It was the Luke tossing his Lightsaber, of the MCU.
"Last time I trusted someone I lost an eye."
*Haha kitty scratch go slash*
Jeffrey the Part-time Employee Good shout! Same with how Vader got his name. That was a little underwhelming XD
that's what you get when you try to french kiss a cat
@@aidanhall1769, There was a porn parody of that scene. ;)
"you go girl" one line that would describe the entire movie
… give us nothing 😂
"You go plank" 😁
validation instead of characterization
@S W Too true👍 I severely overestimated her acting.
@S W Bruuhh😂😂😂
The Stan Lee intro was probably the best part of the film. He just enjoyed having cameos in movies. Even two days before he died he said if he could he would keep doing cameos.
13:35
Thanks, Stan.
"Unfortunately the movie starts right after this" Damn. Wait,I just noticed something.No matter how many times plank falls down she keeps getting up."So no matter how many times I get knocked down I keep getting up because im the one and only Spider-Man."
"I will be the first me thank you very much"-Brie, a massive bitch when Thor compares her to Tom Cruise.
What about Steve Rogers? Gets his ass kicked, gets back up, and says "I can do this all day."
To true
@@kennethtubbs6217 Steve is also far superior because, even before getting the serum, he had no powers and yet still had to overcome his flaws. He had to learn and struggle and grow. It doesn't seem like Carol has any kind of character or arc like that. Just the whole she's a woman so she's awesome. But...she's not. Being a woman doesn't make a character, good writing does.
@@mish375 I whole heartedly agree.
"Unfortunately the film begins after that."
*SUBSCRIBED*
Exactly! Ditto.
Couldn't do it twice without redundancy... *Sigh*
His Star Wars videos are fucking art and perfect
The only positive about this character is that people hated her so much that Thanos managed to punch her completely out of Endgame
Yeah, people use that scene as a counter that she's not powerful enough to beat Thanos but that only happened so that they could have Tony's scene. If this movie had somehow done really well and people wanted her to be the one to beat Thanos the writer probably would have had her catch the punch and blast him in the face.
RhysTheT00n he had one stone though, there’s no way she could beat him with all stones if she gets clapped with one
@@koryh2114 Him having all stones means nothing at that point since it's not about skill or strength when he can literally just will you out of existence with 0 effort. You missed the point of my comment, I said the only reason the had her get knocked out by the power stone was because they knew it would ruin 20 movies of character development if they had the newcomer kill Thanos with no buildup or personal investment. If they wanted it to happen, it wouldn't be inconsistent with her character traits if she caught Thanos' punch and used the power stone to blast him in the face.
This is why besides needing a massive nerf, my main problem with CM is that they should have introduced her in the next MCU phase so she would have had a lot of time to be developed and set up rather than jumping in at the last second into the Season finale of the MCU.
@@TOONYBOY get a girlfriend!
@@heartless604 What would that change? Or is that a joke?
its funny how secret invasion reveals the skrulls were exactly as the kree described them when given a chance for a peaceful home
Can we just talk about how a kid telling her to slow down is apparently a bad thing? She literally takes the corner too fast and crashes. That kid was trying to help her and yet the writers think that's a bad thing.
It's the whole fostering victim mentality. Makes all girls who see it view any criticism as bad. Which, BTW, is actually literally happening to women and girls across the country. I actually fear how disempowered women are becoming because of all this media bullshit being shoved into their brains.
he was "mansplaining"
@@elektra81516 can you elaborate for us...
It’s obvious that that a dick and balls would’ve lowered her center of gravity and allowed her to clear the turn.
He was boysplaining to the girl to lose the race and just let the guys win. The nerve
"Hey you should go slower around corners"
**Speeds up because girl power**
**Crashes and receives severe injuries**
"YOU DON'T BELONG OUT HERE"
Ladies and gentlemen, that's the best they could come up with. People went to college and paid thousands of dollars to learn how to write a script and that is the dog shit motivation they came up with.
God I love that.
How about the fact that they hamfisted their way through an entire movie of in your face annoying feminist rhetoric and then capped it by playing "im just a girl" over the finale and
NOT
ONE
SINGLE
PERSON
said "hmmm do you think MAYBE this is a bit on the nose? Maybe we should lighten it up a bit and let the audience do SOME work?"
NOPE
You could ask a toddler who has yet to speak their first words if that is good writing and they will still manage to articulate the words "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK no."
And yet someone made a CAREER with that level of skill.
*Paid
This is what happens when idiots get paid to push agenda driven by other idiots so idiots on social media can get their social justice fix just for the sake of false internet fame points and stories told over a pumpkin almond milk latte. POOR WAMEN, MONSTER MEN! And obviously we say this because we are misogynist dickheads and not because this movie is just a pinnacle of terrible. Welcome to the fucking XXI century.
Boi: gives good tip*
Femnazi: "Fucking toxic maculinity"
Girl: speeds up*
Femnatzi: "Go GIRL!!!"
Girl: crashes*
Femnatzi: "THAT CAR IS A MYSOGYNIST"
Father: YOU FUCKING IDIOT GIRL!!!!
Femnatzi: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You don't understand! The boy is obviously an evil sexist trying to use reverse psychology on her because he knows she won't trust his advice to slow down around corners and would instead speed up to get ahead of him so that she can teach the sexist boy a lesson about 'splaining to a woman, and it is this evil patriarchal tactic that won this sexist misogynist racist capitalist trump supporter white trash incel the race.
/s
> making a character who's constantly accused of being too emotional
> casting brie larson to be that character
best joke i've heard all year.
Brie Larson is a good actress, this movie just really didn't work with her and she wasn't trying her best. But casting her was a good idea in plan, just wasn't executed as well as it really could've been. She's got the credentials to back her talent up, just this movie was a miss for her. As a person, she's pretty meh, but as an actress she's talented, just not in this.
Tanner Howell Comment was invalid as soon as you said Brie Larson is a good actress.
@@LevatekGaming She is. She's pretty good at what she does. I know awards don't mean a whole ton, but it's worthy to note that she has an Oscar under her belt. Don't get me wrong, James, she wasn't good in this movie. I'm just saying that she isn't a bad actress. No comment is invalid by the way, especially when you just don't agree with it.
@@emrsn243 She was fine in Scott Pilgrim
@@emrsn243 Nicolas Cage has an Oscar as well, it doesn't mean a damn thing.
I have to point out that while Carol was away for 25 years, she was traveling at light speed, which means for her the travel was instantaneous. That’s why she hasn’t aged and reacts like she just saw Fury yesterday. Because for her she probably made the journey in an instant, helped the Skrull set up for a few months, headed back at light speed, and got Fury’s message on the way.
I know I know it’s contrived, but this bit of science actually does work.
That's true, assuming she spent 95% of that time traveling. We don't know that's the case, or how fast she can really go.
The thing is, light speed is not instantaneous. Her power accident making her super long lived is totally fine for me. No need to doctor anything around there.
The nearest star to us is called Proxima Centauri and lies roughly 4.25 light years away. So if she went there, did some quick business and came right back, at the speed of light, it would take her 8.5 years.
@@diddyKite2010Exactly
my favorite part of this movie was the money i saved not buying a ticket lol
lmao same, that was my favorite memory of the black panther too
And sadly, the best part of Endgame.
@@SgtSabotage Wait. Why? Because of Captain Marysuevell? Don't let her get the satisfaction
@@Epsilon191 yes. I hope you're right. But, I sure as shit won't be seeing Endgame before some trusted reviews.
@@SgtSabotage according to some leaks I've heard of, she does mercifully little
"She'll be the one that saves Tony, won't she?" I swear this man can see the future
This video was made in April 2019. Captain Marvel came out in March 2019 and the teaser for Endgame showing Tony stuck in space also came out in March 2019. Trust me when I say that we all knew she was going to be the one to save Tony.
l9l
@@surindersingh724 I didn't...
@@surindersingh724 i didn't...
@@surindersingh724 I mean.... did she tho? hahah
"I'll refer to her as Plank."
Captain Marvel: "Is that like, a personal attack or something?"
@bdidbw everything is personal attack if you are SJW enough
Look dude Planks have uses to Pirates, to create make shift bridges to walk over, to bash zombies heads in and to barricade doors windows damaged walls. Please have a bit more respect for planks they are not sanctimonious, self absorbed, race baiting, champagne socialist ugly or useless they are the true Her-os.
........but sjw's are basically zombies soooo.....
Planks are strong.
Johnny from Ed, Edd, and Eddy would be so proud.
I recently watched the entirety of the show just for old time's sake. Not only did plank have some solid screen presence, but also legitimate characterization.
Plank has been shown to be caring, loyal, protective, scheming, moderately aggressive, opportunistic to the occasional treachery, and quite possibly actually sentient. Literally a cartoon block of wood in 2000s children's entertainment media that was created from a dare has more character than this lady.
So we have a main character who grew up being emotional and never listening to authority...is told in the beginning she needs to control her emotions and doesn't follow instructions or listen to authority, suffering no downsides for any of this.
Then in the end it comes full circle as she learns how being fully emotional and not listening to what anyone tells her allows her to reach her full power level and win the day.
Great character.
Makes you wonder, how the fuck she made it in the Air Force?
@@lexyoung1337 she was part of the woke force and they promoted her
Instead of a character arc, she had a character circle. Nit even that.. She had a character single point in space.
You go girl!!
@MARQUIS de QUEENSBURY 5.0 not listening to authority in the Air Force (THE MILITARY) also this was 1978 brah and when does space force come in play to this movie?
Plank was a well developed character from Ed, Edd, and Eddy, I do not appreciate insulting him(?) as such.
[o_.]
Did you just assume planks gender?
Is that a personal attack?
@@chrismennell1606
doesn't Johnny 2x4 refer to plank as he
I hated that show.
@@AzureKnight2 you're not worthy
i like how the dude in the flashback actually gave her good advice in telling her to slow down and in her ignorance, sorry I mean "independence" she doesn't listen and gets herself in a serious car crash that caused her serious injuries
Aren't character's supposed to have character flaws? Her not listening to the kid is a sign of stubbornness. Character flaws are a good thing.
Lana Nahapetian I thought the scene of her being with her friend was actually because she was drinking away depression, that would help explain her apathetic nature, and I think it would of been a better movie if it showed that, even though she got back up, she didn’t get out unscathed and was still burdened by the insults and she would have to stand up to her own self-doubt, this theory would also explain why others call her emotional. And as someone who has suffered depression, I thought this would be a cool movie if it followed this idea and quite enjoyed the start and was looking forward to the rest of it.
instead I learned, halfway through he movie, that NO, wahmen are perfect beings who can’t be wrong and are the paragons of virtue and that there is also a separate, pure chaotic evil race of a thing called ‘men’ these mans only exist to selfishly and disgustingly limit the omnipotent powers of Wahmen, these disgusting males need to be Putin their place, in communists under wahmen control, with Marxists on their bodies to show their inferiority!
@@lana.pat1308 but she doesn't learn or improve from it, does she?? She's still the same stubborn woman at the end. Besides, stubbornness isn't shown as a flaw in the movie when it comes to her but as a good character trait to have.
@@lana.pat1308 well yea that would be a good thing, however, it is part of the montage showing how aweful men are and thus that context determines it is being used to show how men keep the wahmen down. If it wasn't for that context you would be very much correct.
The flashback of her in the airforce climbing the ropes is the same. You dont jump from one to the other, you're like 20 feet in the air. The men were saying she cant, because she shouldn't, cuz its unsafe as hell
I find it quite funny how in the 80’s we had a better female protagonist in the alien series (ripley) who had flaws but was still a strong female character and 40 years later when women rights is a major deal now, they put less effort into making good female characters. Just bc a woman needs help in a situation doesn’t mean that they are looking down on her or making it a “damsel in distress” trope, tony stark needs help numerous times throughout his movies as well as the avengers movies, same wth Thor, captain America, etc. Idk why it’s such a major thing to have a moment of weakness in a female character when it’s clear they have no issue doing it for the male characters of the franchise. Imo it’s actually more sexist to do it like that and act like this is ok. Disney as well as Hollywood as a whole needs to get this through their heads tht watching perfect characters be good at everything isn’t entertaining, doesn’t matter if it’s a man or a woman, I just want to watch an entertaining marvel movie wth good comedy, solid action, relatable heroes and ridiculous villain plots.
Christian Bale has put himself on record as believing that American culture would be 'much richer' if the people in power weren't mostly white men.
The actor made the comments during an interview with AOL Build this past Monday as he sat with Rosamund Pike and Wes Studi to promote the upcoming Wild West drama film Hostiles.
"Our culture will be so much richer the day that we stop saying, 'Hey, it's all white dudes who are running things," Bale said. "Whether that be Hollywood, whether that be Washington, you know?"
"We're going to get, in Hollywood, so much better films and so much more interesting stories being told, and America will become the America that the rest of the world sees it as, that makes it unique... that we recognise makes this such a beautiful, brilliant country."
Bale went on to call the US a 'country of inclusion', explaining that he moved his family to the States because he fell in love with the country.
Bale, who has two young children Emmaline and Joseph with the American make-up artist Sandra 'Sibi' Blažić, applied for US citizenship in 2010.
"It's the reason why I moved here," he said. "It's the reason why my kids have American accents."
Remember when Thor had to almost kill himself to get his power after losing all of his loved ones, and not even THAT was enough to beat Thanos? Well this is a strong wahman! and she don't need to prove nuttin!
How the hell is Captain Marvel supposed to be strong enough to beat Thanos anyway? Doesn't her power just come from the Tesseract, a single Infinity Stone, whereas Thanos has _all of them_ ?
Well, I'd hope she didn't just outright win by herself. The likely story is that just like when Tony and the gang were fighting Thanos, she just proves to be a part of fighting him again. Thanos also seems to use the Infinity Gauntlet as a medium to control the Infinity Stones, and it was severely damaged after The Snap.
And Thor was powerful enough to beat Thanos. At the beginning of the movie Thor was hurt and burnt out, since that battle happens right after Ragnarok. (Odin even mentions that some of Thor's power is drawn from Asgard, like Hella. So he'd be weakened by its destruction.) At the end of the movie, Thor could have killed Thanos if he'd give for the head. Or also prevented him from snapping while he was impaled.
YOU ASSHOLE. THEY. TOLD. HER. TO *SMILE*
Thor is sexist tho
Justin Lee Also I don’t understand? She got her powers from the stone but can’t Vision pretty much do the same things Captain Marvel does but even more like his ability to phase through objects. Also didn’t Scarlet Witch get her powers from the stone? Why is Captain Marvel more powerful than characters like Scarlet Witch or Vision.
Disney ethos:
Arrogance/smugness/misogyny in male heroes must be treated as character flaws and corrected through humbling circumstances.
Arrogance/smugness/misandry in female heroes must be celebrated.
Dan Rebeiz stfu pls
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
Legend of Korra started this awful trope and it's spreading.
@@tiaaaron3278 At least Korra had character growth throughout the show (minus the second season because we don't talk about that). Plank has nothing.
@@weirdguy1495 She was a spoiled,arrogant brat for more than half of the series. Her development started far too late in the series to make it redeemable.
The movie gets worse when you realize at the end Shield had everything they needed to make Captain Marvel super humans for over a decade.
They had the light speed engine blueprints, the funding to rebuild the engine to make the space goo, the cube and literal armies of potential heroes to sort out and find the right people.
That makes the Captain America super soldier serum worthless.
F$&@ this movie!!
Plus, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D showed that they have plenty of Kree blood if they need it for the process.
How this is not the top comment I will never know.. oh hang on it’s a Marvel film
It's almost like this is written by a fan fiction writer who had almost no understanding of the franchise they were creating this for and just wanted to ret-con and add their super-awesome characters willy-nilly without actually considering the world they're entering into and how this affects everything. It reminds me of a film that was released in 2015 and a sequel in 2017, but I can't quite put my finger on which movies those are.
Captain America’s serum from the 30’s?
@Christopher Marlowe Funny story; I started watching Agents of SHIELD when the show was new; the first episode I saw was episode 3. My thoughts on it were, "This is okay, though the dialogue is overly-quippy. This show could become something really good." That was probably its best episode in retrospect. I gave up after season 3.
Also that season 1 episode was the one that had Graviton. I waited for all of season 1 for him to come back. I was thinking, "He has to escape that gravity goo and become Graviton; if he doesn't get out soon, they'll have to explain how he survived for all that time. And if they forget about him, I'll be disappointed." I was disappointed.
It was at this moment 41:02 that Mauler finally used Youngledor in a way that made it sound like it was the real characters name. He was irritated at Plank. It sounded so smooth.
he thinks of Jude Law as his Harry Potter performance. I think of his roles in Gattaca, AI and Sherlock Homes. And in the last one he starred with Robert Downey Jr. Which could've been a fun reference if his Kree character and Tony Stark run into each other.
"you're too emotional"
Proceeds to use the same straight face for the entire movie
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@@LoponStormbased somtimes >:|
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She took that to heart. She actually was very emotional before he said that and now she is just :|
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It's sad about how Fury really lost his eye, they had the perfect set-up with a Skrull being able to trick him and then lost his eye because he put his trust in someone that he could.
I may be wrong but in the comics Nicky lost the eye in a military mission. I've had the impression that in the movies Nicky lost the eye in the Bogota mission that Alexander Pierce discussed with Steve when he was summoned to talk with him after Nicky's "death" (before the elevator fight).
@Numpteez How is it pathetic
nah fuck this, a funny space cat
You could even keep a comedic moment by having the Space Cat scratch at Nick's face, and he covers his eye, shouting in pain, before being like "damn, that was really close! You almost took my eye out!"
the stan lee opening was WASTED on this movie. honestly it would have made far more sense to put it in endgame for so many reasons
I'll say or at put it in all three movies
Far From Home would be the better choice, it's better than both Endgame and this movie and Spider-Man is Stan's favorite and best creation so it fits better there.
@@SiddharthShenoy Far from home better than Endgame? Wakanda joke is dis?!
@@SiddharthShenoy far from home is the weakest tom holland spiderman movie mate
Yo, Kevin! This movie I made is too bad.. Can I use that Stan Lee intro you were preparing for Endgame just so this movie isn't straight up shit?
I'll still never understand why characters like Captain Marvel get movies. The character that has become more or less a meme at this point at the amount of comics of hers cancelled and relauched due to consistent low sales yet despite that Marvel can call her one of their most ''popular'' characters.
I wonder if it's a half-truth, like "most popular" means selling the most comics or something, and Captain Marvel sells tons of comics because she makes dozens of runs that sell a bit, as opposed to fewer-but-longer-running series for other famous characters.
They're trying (and failing) to create their own Wonder Woman. They don't understand that while Wonder Woman is a badass she doesn't *act* like a cocky badass. Wonder Woman is nice, friendly and outgoing so people like her.
Larson: I did my own stunts because I thought that's what everyone did.
Hemsworth: Yeah, we got the next Tom Cruise here.
Larson: How about I'm the first me, thank you VERRRY much
Oh Brie, you're such a treat
She has issues.
She didn't do her stunts. Google Joanna Bennett.
Calling Bree Larson the next Tom Cruise is insulting to Tom Cruise. The man has pulled of insane stunts on a level that only Jackie Chan can beat (to my knowledge).
@@gordo_cabron sooo she is a liar too?
@@blueg8731 Little baby Brie is so insecure that she makes cool claims about herself so she can feel better and cool like the real adults. 😂
I absolutely hated when in Endgame she said that they lost because they didn’t have her and that now they’ll win because she’s with them. Her entire character to me is just extremely arrogant and not likable at all. There’s a difference between a strong character and a complete a$$hole. And to those who'll say Tony Stark is also an a$$hole yes, you're right. But despite his flaws he also has redeeming qualities that make him human and relatable. Captain Marvel is basically flawless (not a good thing) and has no redeeming qualities and is not relatable at all. After all you never had Superman show up to say “You lost because you didn’t have me.”
That freaked me out a lot. The directors already knew how hated the character was, then why would they give her such an arrogant line? Is like the directors wanted Carol to be hated.
And yeah, Tony was an asshole as well, but we saw him evolve and become a better person as time went on.
The only good part about that was she was actually totally irrelevant in the end.
Like they give her a TOKEN role of blowing up Thanos' ship, but Thor can do that if she's not here. She literally does nothing but get punched out of the movie and pretend she's relevant. She IMMEDIATELY abandons them after killing a crippled, half dead Thanos that already won.
Her role in the movie is literally as impactful as make a wish setting up a "boxing match" with Mike Tyson and a dying child. She got to show up and feel super cool, but ultimately she never hurt the guy and she didn't win anything.
They knew they were stuck with this dogshit character so they used her as she should be. Shallowly.
mhm. but hey "you go girl"
@@Gabi-dd7bq Tbf she’s very unlikable in the comics too lmao. At the very least they got that right.
Tony’s asshole-ness is repeatedly pointed out as a flaw in his character, and he gradually learns to be a better person
Carol learns nothing, her asshole-ness goes unpunished and everyone around her just sings her praises constantly
lol, ultron had more development than plank
Oh God you're right!! And his decisions make sense
He had more humanity as well.
Austin Zahm he wasn’t even wrong in his reasoning to attempt genocide
@@marlom7882 the reasoning was fine , it was... the genocide part that no one liked lol.
He decides humanity must be destroyed after spending 5 minutes on the internet. That's grounded realism if I've ever seen it.
The Skrulls are the most D-tier race in the whole MCU. They're just Green Goblins. Very creative.
Let me just 🤓 for a sec
In the comics, they’re fucking terrifying. The ability to replicate any metahuman on sight. Super Skrulls have the ability to mimic super human abilities on sight. They’re known as planet conquering creatures that tear up societies by infiltrating them as perfect replicas and essentially fucking with them to extinction.
MCU Skrulls might as well be damp mops by comparison
"Is there no moral dilemma about how she picks and chooses who lives and who dies? does she think about any of what she is doing on a level de-"
*Plank kills a pilot who thinks what he's doing is right*
Plank-"WOOOHOOO!!!"
yeah she's a sociopath
Yokesplooge you GO girl
Just like her comic book incarnation
Just like RiRi Williams
She's not intelligent enough to be a sociopath. She's more a narcissist.
LMAO
Captain America: We don't trade lives.
Captain Plank: I need a suicidal decoy.
😂😂😂
different characters, no need to share all characteristics
@@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom yeah, the difference is Steve is an actual character.
@@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom XD no need to point out that the modern woman empowering man hating female superiority attempt at pushing forward an agenda character has absolutely no morals or issues having others die just so she can accomplish her own goals is vastly inferior to the male character who puts all lives in front of his and adheres to the priority of the greater good than let his own agenda cloud his actions........fuck off XD
@@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom True.
Although they are both supposed to be heroes so they should probably share that basic heroic quality.
This movie summarized: “You go girl”😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly youre not wrong
That is what it revolves around.
...and it destracts from the fact that there's a story they could be working on along with the theme, not a theme with some story.
After seeing stories about the rumor that there was a butt body double it's more like "You...CUT! Body double in...action!...go girl!"
Not all girls are created equally, but all are still better than men. Yeahrite.
@LowlyKnight1 They're making 4 more of these?!
Or do you just mean the next 4 she's stared in?... Either way I hope plank is more likeable for us in the next few movies.🤭🤭🤭
JK, I don't know what to think or expect. Maybe she does have hope of being cool... -ish
@LowlyKnight1 I swear if Plank gets more movies than Iron Man-
Ok, the you go girls got me everytime. The last one where you were snapping your fingers had me rolling😂😂😂
Ultron, an AI, somehow acted more human than an actual human like captain plank
Oh you mean an AI built by humans seemed more human than a human raised by aliens guided by an emotionless super-computer? Well no shit...
@@Astraeus.. Are you trying to defend this piece of shit? Are we suppose to care as to why they gave us an emotionless "character". If they are going to make a story about a boring "character" with no emotion, no memory and unlimited power my general advice is just don't.
@@Astraeus..
Emotionless super-computer? You are aware that the Supreme Intelligence actually expressed quite a lot of emotion, including boasting and taunting...right?
@@joshuakim5240 Technically all she does is boast and taunt, but the computer was still more human than her.
@@Astraeus.. ????? She wasn't raise by them???? Did you see the movie?
I saw a great Captain Marvel film. It was called Shazam.
💣 💣 that was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ah yes, the original Captain Marvel
Shazam on her balls. Oh, wait, women doesn't have the BALLS to even make a good movie
Damn right 👏👏👏
@@pietroopendragon she wasnt the writer 🤣🤣 are you serious?. (she is the actress). She has to follow the script given to her.
I know you must be around 6 years old pet, but theres a process to this stuff.
I'm glad you pointed out the S.H.I.E.L.D inconsistency, I pointed it out and no one seemed to believe me. And I also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also... thought this movie was meh.
I can't believe I didn't notice that. When you run a movie series for this long you'll wind up making some inconsistencies. Theres a lot of them throughout the films. Even the timeline doesn't add up.
Regarding SHIELD and NASA around 22-23 min, there is actually a very legitimate in-universe reason why there'd be a fair amount of fuckery regarding technology and redaction going on there. Agents of SHIELD (Season 3 and 5) established that Hydra administrated parts of the US Military and explicitly NASA in addition to SHIELD between the CA1 and CAWS. It wouldn't be surprising at all to assume they were censoring any technological developments outside of their direct control, or SHIELD's.
But again this assumes that this was all some interconnected story and not Fiege stumbling upon some lore friendly portrayal of Captain Marvel. Fiege's hateboner for Ike has notoriously extended down to Marvel TV, and he has proven not above sabotaging Marvel's own brand if it means satisfying his petty revenge against different parts of the MCU he disapproves of. I don't think Marver Studios were aware of the worldbuilding AoS applied when they wrote that scene, they just stumbled into scenes that kind-of works.
The Shield thing has always been a plot hole. In Iron Man Coulson says they don't have a good name yet, and at the end he says to just call them "SHIELD". Problem: Fury said that Howard and Peggy founded Sheild years ago after WW2, so the fact they ONLY come up a proper name at the start of Iron Man makes no sense.
Coulson's statement about the acroymn is just supposed to be a wham like and nothing else
Rewatching this right after finishing the secret invasion EFAP.
The moment when you realize that this movie now belongs to the better half of the MCU...
"She's funny and smart"
*Name ONE SCENE when she is either funny, or smart*
@J J Women are smart nad funny tooo.
- Cartman :D
when she decides to not appear on the other movies on the franchaise... that was smart and an actual heroic action... saving us from seeing her
@@tdanel get over it okay Wendy
Let alone both at the same time
woulda been funny if Plank said she was bored at some point
"...she crashes through the roof of a blockbuster."
- This actually describes Brie's life up untill this point!
Yeah you're right, the film's called Avengers: Endgame...
Just a Girl was a brilliant musical choice. Because she can fly now and she's "had it up to here." It's a meta reference to Suicide Squad, another film with pointless pop songs that are incredibly on the nose. Also because this film is ripping off Guardians of the Galaxy, whose director is doing the Suicide Squad sequel.
"It's like they bought a packet of 'Instant Character: Just Add Crappy Speech' and proceeded to just spill it all over."
You just summed up the problem with "woke" character writing beautifully.
"She'll be the one who saves Tony, won't she?"
*I forgot he predicted that shit.* 😂
you know, calling her plank is a huge offense to my boy Plank, from Ed Edd and Eddy
This is the best comment I've seen all day
I FEEL YOU!
Plank actually had much more character being a literal plank of wood with a crayon face.
How about Log? it's still as wooden as her acting AND another word for Shit.
She should be called "blank"
This is actually unironically true. With plank there was some mistery to it and how Johnny (I think? Not sure) somehow managed to interact with it, implying it's either an extension of his personality or it actually has some sapience (it managed to drive a bus in the movie, after all).
"...part human, part Kree, part Tesseract & part wood!" Also also also also all so brilliant, as usual.
What part in the video is this from? I can't find it
I believe the cats real name is "Deus ex machina" and that he is great at solving plot holes
And creating them at the same time. Perfectly balanced.
As all things should be
And by "solving them" you mean making them worse.
@@USSMariner I think "solving them" means eating them.
worst scripted cat character ever. it's hard to fuck up cats in movies, because are automatically photogenic and funny, but they did it.
I saw this movie in theaters with my mother. When we drove home, she argued with me the entire time because I told her I didn't like how Plank's character was reckless and arrogant.
Oops
1:09:07 "She could easily kill Thanos, Galactus, and even Shaggy all in one lightspeed punch."
As if she's earned to be in the same power level as Shaggy
You know he was being sarcastic right??
@@umairrashid9345 ...yeah, I was too, just trying to add the joke since I didn't see anyone else even mention the joke in the comments at all.
I was going to issue the same correction, but you beat me to it
No one has earned being on that power level.
Like zoinks dude women
“Plank” and “Youngledore”
Priceless
not just "plank". "Captain Plank" XD.... lol
@@Safearcane8817 LOL "CHUNK!" "NO! CAPTAIN CHUNK!"
@herrikudo I got one better. Captain Crunch has got more personality and emotions than Captain Plank.
@@Safearcane8817 and he produces a delicious cereal with the use of the marketing term "CRUNCHITIZE".... whats not to love
He did it again. Nailed the archetypes. "Thience Lady" by now seems to be a Hollywood stable thing.
Strong independant woman who don't need no interesting origin story.
Or compelling character flaws
@@someguyontheinternet8793 Or a personialty. Or development. Or emotional arc.
or self-control, mental toughness, etc
Or self awareness for the fact of how cliché she is
@@crimsonpotemkin Funny thing is at first,her mentor advises her about self-control and is _the only one_ who criticizes her but by the end,we're told he's the villain and Captain Marvel never needed self-control and should do as she pleases. Because anyone who criticizes a woman is a misogynistic asshole.
Fun fact: the Gatling gun was originally intend to end wars. RIchard Gattling thought that if people realised how powerful his gun was that they would stop fighting out of fear. Also to get less people dying because when he did field medic things or something he noticied how there were less people dying of bullet wounds than of diseases so he thought that if there were less people shooting at each other (because the Gatling gun could fire lots more bullets with less people) that less people would die.
He was mostly right though.
At least she didn’t punch Stan lee for smiling at her
@Josh Jonas damn
That's beautiful dude, top kek :DD
Funny
Josh Jonas ok that sounds
a little *e-*
Christopher Marlowe she did disrespect Stan after she died on instagram. Later deleted the post.
The funniest thing about this movie's muddled and confused feminist message is that it accidentally ends up condemning being a responsible mother who takes care of her child as a negative gender stereotype, instead praising a *disadvantaged minority single mother at a point in time when far less social progress had been made* for abandoning her child to go on a "cool mission" that she knows could likely leave her kid an orphan.
Is that *really* the feminist ideal? That even motherhood shouldn't tie you down - you're a strong and independent woman who doesn't need no man, and even basic responsibilities are just social constructs meant to tie you down to the patriarchal expectation that you.. Protect and raise your own children? I mean, what?
I guess the career-driven, heroic, childless, strong, independent wahmen is more important, and encouraged then being a mother.
Well they do support abortion all the way to birth, a little after in New York
My opinion is its easy to just work and care for one self. To be a parent is really difficult and the time and effort is exdroinary. The good parents are the real MVP's of the world.
Huh, it's as if you wanted that to be a point. I never saw them show that mother in a negative light. Did you? This just well might be a case of you overthinking.
Modern feminism is about avoiding any and all responsibilities. You won't find any example of modern feminism advocating for women to adopt responsibilities or praising women who do. Usually, they only care about money and power nowadays.
HOLY SHIT!!! I just realized that this review is probably about the same length as the movie itself! And yet, this was a lot more entertaining and interesting.
That’s just kinda sad.
his last jedi critique is longer than the movie itself. he like to go scene by scene and sometimes even line by line. his multi episode examination of the force awakens might possibly end up being longer than the entire star wars saga put together, Hell.....it's already 4 hours long and he's only discussed the first 35 or 40 min. Mauler is Cinema sins on steroids. the 2 best long form movie critic on youtube are mauler and MisAntho Pony. i would SOOO love to see them do a video or video series together. maulers videos should be required viewing for anyone studying theater. i agree with you about maulers examination being by far more interesting than the movies themselves. but i don't think it's sad. i thinks it's cool as shit.
lionn420 It’s sad not because his video shouldn’t be bad, but because the movie SHOULD be better. Instead, it was boring and crap.
@@Zeddyboi86 it's not the best marvel film released......But i didn't find it boring per say. obnoxious at times......even pointless. the problem was Bree's performance. she made capt. Marvel into an arrogant social justice warrior with a chip on her shoulder.
Capt. Marvel in the comics is just arrogant and uber confident. and with good reason. Bree Larson is an antisocial bitch and it shows in her performance. i know i'll catch hell for this but i think Billie Piper would have made a much better Capt. Marvel.
@@lionn420 That would have made for a charismatic character just off of her smile alone.
I wish they had created a completely different character in general. They could have used the good faith they built up in the MCU to create their own unique Captain Marvel instead of trying to shoe horn in comic plots that break the already established continuity.
*That's just silly*