CATS VS. DOGS
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Cats have these micro orginisms called toxoplasma that reduces the emotion fear
Wow
cats win
schlatt pausing to look at his whitebeard that reads "AD HOMINEM , STRAWMAN , GASLIGHT" while stroking his beard is pure comedy. Laughed my ass off at that part
THE ONE PIECE!!! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
@@socalamity POV: you make a minor spelling mistake clearly he just loves schlatts beard so much it leaks into everything he says
@@awesome.epic.5020 Yeah good point
@@socalamity CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER!?
@@weebaliba8589 SO HIIIGHHHH OH OH OH, OH OH OH
this gotta be in the top 3 podcasts schlatt hosts
edit: upon further thought this gotta be in the bottom 3 worst podcasts schlatt hosts
RAUGHGHHH sleep deprivation podcast RAUGHHHHH
Mmmn, indeed indeed 💀
Really? I'd say worst 3
@@tango_doggy yea, he has 3 0/10 podcasts, the rest are great.
@@Person-xx7jr 🤨📸
I think there should be power point slides to go along with these debates
agreed, just some concerning and absurd power point slides about why cats are better sounds perfect
Good idea!
Your pfp terrified me I thought I commentated on this video without realizing it for a second
This is an amazing suggestion, props and a slideshow would be meta
Like those presentations in jackbox
Schlatt literally having a board listing logical fallacies to use behind him I can’t 😂😂
Schlatt legit using every single hostile arguing technique in the book to maxamize the amount he pisses off Jack
An angry opponent is way easier to control. Schlatt knows what he's doing.
Cat person xd
1:19 Stopping mid argument to choose which fallacy to use next is such a powerful move
Bwahahahha
so sad post hoc ergo propter hoc wasn't up there
@@chummy9396 ap lang student detected
Funniest shit ever bro I died
@@jackdenny9994 nope just a freshman year of logic, gotta love that 'classical' education 😃
Why did a debate about cats and dogs turn into schlatt just attacking jack's physical appearance 😂
Man has ad hominem on the board
He won.
You look like Scooby-Doo
I mean, Jack does kinda look like an alien. If I was a cat, I wouldnt let him live a comfortable life either.
And schlatt pointing a gun at him
Jack: (giving good argument about dogs vs cats)
Schlatt: Y O U A R E O N E U G L Y M A N
fr fr
Cats can tell if you're an asshole person
LMAO
he is
The cat clearly aimed for shlatt's eye because he could see the reflection of jackmanifold within shlatt's eye
yes, very true
It was a strategic plan with a slight
miscalculation
ye true man
Facts
LMAO??
the fact that jack is screaming about eating babies while schlatt is trying to end the video is just another clue that jack is secretly a homunculus that shares toddlers with pitbulls.
Bri dont go putting pitbuls in the same sentence as Jack dude. Makes them look worse than they are.
@@rianwinters3417 Agreed, all dogs are GOATS and cats are too
@@treesap9789 goats are goats dog is dog
@@cabotsu4176 Cat is a cat
Goats are also good on BBQ
Pibbles*
Jack is so easy to gas light it's unreal.
how though he stayed loyal to the dogs till the end?
@@buchstaben-suppe there’s a difference between gaslighting and convincing.
its so funny
@@Enraged. ok then i guess i don’t get it
Yo mamá is easy to gaslight.
I love the fact that Jack screams about eating and cooking toddlers and then calmly mentions his upcoming cooking stream seconds later💀
Jack: "Dogs aren't violent, cats are"
Also Jack: talks about letting pitbulls attack toddlers
uhh you prob being sarcastic, anyway.
Thats a joke.
On the other hand Schlatt's eye almost being cut open leaving him permanently blind from one eye by his own cat was very real :)
@@kraventmyou’re so dumb lmaooo
cats are violent normally if theyre feral or if people keep pushing their boundaries. cats have boundaries, people don't seem to understand that. dogs can be just as violent as cats, if not more violent.
@@kraventm idiot
@@citrusangel9488 I honestly believe some people don't like to acknowledge that cats have boundaries and don't like when you smother them with affection. They act like they're evil when it's just that some people don't know when to stop. Dogs typically accept anyone as soon as they know you but you have two actually earn a cats trust and affection. You can be easily hurt if not more by dog if you're not careful.
the fact that the cat smacked schlatt after he said it was chill was beautiful
it was probably becuase he was yelling
@@uhigldasdtyuiosagjk it was
The moment schaltt started yelling while holding thecat I thought, "he bout to get bopped"
@@theldapperapple2382 also when he held him like really close and prevented him from leaving I was like bros about to be loved really hard here
@@uhigldasdtyuiosagjk im just saying a dog wouldnt do that
Schlatt looking back at the logical fallacies on the whiteboard at 1:18 made me actually laugh out loud. Can't wait for more of these.
JEHEHEHE
It was such a funny moment xD
then immediately uses a Ad Hominem argument is great
The camera re-focusing makes it so good
he's just a comedic genius
two points i didn't see mentioned here
1. the frequency of a cat's purr can actually help wounds heal faster
2. cat videos were quite literally a huge part of what got youtube to be so huge. there are a lot of dogs that can be funny, yes, but ive never seen a cat who wasn't at least a little bit silly. the only cats ive seen who are straight up mean are the ones who were abused
Dogs also help people in need like blinds,mental,suicidal people,and injured people
There is literally companies dedicated to using dogs to treat mental illnesses and be guards. You don't see police cats because they are unreliably ferral. And your point about the internet, this animal led the charge to turn the world into what it is today with skibidi toilet and sigma males. I blame the cats.
@@MontyBleiker ikr
@@MontyBleiker wtf cats have to do with skibidi toilet 💀
@@igottoo_ Because it was stated that cats were responsible for the cause and affect of specific trends in internet history, leading to gen alpha language, including skibidi toilet.
I can’t believe Schlatt brutally murdered Jack Manifold at the end of this podcast. Truly, this is the content I’ve been waiting for!
Really bro no spoiler alert?
fr ugh i didn't want to get that spoiler
omg it's just like the sleep deprived podcast he murders the guests after it ends!
I thought that “schlatt” abandon his old ways
finally a debate worth listening to
pikkle
Hi pikkle
Ikr
finalli somethinf we all wanted to see
Easy debate
pit bulls eat babies
This is just watching Schlatt gaslight someone for 30 minutes
He won though.
fax
Peak content
No, youre just crazy.
Congratulations, you have just graduated from Debate 101.
"Cats don't want a fucking goblin living in there house" 💀
For the viewers at home, Schlatt and Jack both embraced their passion for Furries and put on their new 30 Thousand Dollar Fursuits and are now hissing and barking at each other
For our audio listerners (love ya to death!!) Schlatt just got down on all fours and started to eat dry cat food out of a bowl that says "Fuzzys food". Meanwhile Jack has consumed approximately half a toddler while occasionally scratching his ear with his foot.
Yeah
A Ram would have been more merch adherent.
@@brody_pierogi hahaha I read that in Ted's voice
how has this joke went across multiple podcasts now
32:22 Jack's small knife vs Shlatt's gun had me SENT 💀
The most American and Britain thing ever
Ideal british weapon vs Ideal American weapon
Jack's scream lmao!
SAME OMFG IM DYING
Jack manifold is definitely related to Mark Zuckerburg. They both look like metaverse, Sims 3, AI looking ass humans.
you just compare them because of their haircuts are around the same lenght lol
@c6amp hyper realistic sims character that learned english
Haha. Ass human.
at least Manifold looks less like a robot
Manifold looks like scout from tf2
All jokes aside, my cat can literally tell when I am having a bad day. She will come lay on my chest and purr at me. Waits for me to come home from school outside of my room. Maybe she's just special.
Dogs do that every day because they’re better beings entirely
“Have you seen cats vs dogs?”
“No”
**proceeds to ask a question about the movie Schlatt doesn’t kow the answer to**
If Jack can only name two meme cats then he has been sleeping in a bloody cavern
British
Ask anybody who isn't British internet animals from the top of their head, 9 times out of 10 it will be a cat. They just work better for memes.
@@idkwhattoputhere4915 true
What other cats?
I heard of the two cats he listed and I’ve literally never heard of any of those listed dogs.
Honestly, when Jack was talking about internet pets, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Keyboard Cat, who was probably the origin of meme culture
I actually made 2 seperate projects for school that had memes as their subjects and memes are so timeless that there are memes in the form of really low effort 2 panel drawings in the form of caricature. I would like to encourage you to look up “oldest meme ever” (from 1921).
I could argue that memes are something that define our society, and more now that internet exists.
right there's keyboard cat, bingus, grumpy cat, annie, raymond, nyan cat, popping cat, all those weird cat photos people've turned into memes like the one kitten that looks like it's had a nightmare and is at their parents bedroom, there's more i don't know how to describe, but that's all off the dome. i genuinely couldn't think of a single dog
@@kingkooki7761 the only ones i could think about is gabe, doge, and kermie
@@kingkooki7761 floppa and salad cat!
@@everyonelicksthesamerocks floppa isnt a cat..
Can we all just appreciate Shlatt's 'Cat Mom' hat?
Also Shlatt wins
Yeah, I really enjoyed ‘Schlatt’s Cat mom hat.
Fr.
Don't think his cat agrees with you. Straight up attacked him at the end 😆
@@issaciamsCats have boundaries
@@ansun1987so does any living creature, what’s your point
So schlatt immediately came out as cat mom, I'm proud
I wanna add a note about cats being used in war. Cats are often kept on warships and barracks because they keep rodents and pests out of living quarters and food storage, as well as improving morale a significant amount.
One cat in particular, Oscar (or "unsinkable Sam" as his nickname was), was a cat that lived through THREE different ships being sank. The Bismarck, HMS Cossack and HMS Legion.
Aww that's so cute 🥺
Dogs are used in war to rip people's throats out tho🪖
@@hyperr1092 yeah but they die so cats live more win in war.
Oscar was a coward he should have went down with the ship
Another note about dogs in war, the dogs that were trained to blow up tanks kept running back to friendly tanks because that is what they were trained with, and blew those up instead
Idk man I love cats but if he was on three ships that sunk… the cat sunk them
My favorite part is when Schlatt is explaining how cats are just as affectionate as dogs, and then his cat INSTANTLY claws his face
It's cause he was yelling and holding it up to the camera which he didn't like 😭
Most cats don't like being held
@@Carbohydrate630mine do
@@S0fizzyalso jack’s face
@@Mickeyc1386 "Most"
Cats WERE actually used by the Persians as a form of psychological warfare against the Egyptians and it worked, unlike the dog bombers which Jack brought up
Well not exactly. The Persians put depictions of cats on their shields because they symbolized a goddess the Egyptians worshipped so they wouldn’t strike an image of their goddess.
@@rocketdino3206 really? I've also seen depictions where cats run across the battlefield, but you know, I could just be wrong thanks for explaining
@@Potatochip99that’s dumb home boy
@@shelbypasley9439 What exactly?
The cat attacking Schlatt is just proof that a cat can win against Schlatt if he was breaking into a home.
that's a plus for me
So what about a dog
31:10
@@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 Well, "Schlatt" would have to do what he did to the dog in '99.
Ok but Jack has literally lived with Niki's cats and seen how nice they are what the heck is all of this slander
😂
Jambo is a sweet cat but doesn't like him. Says a lot about Jack, all cats that meet him don't respect him because he is a vile person
@@HopefulBlue I mean what would you do if you saw a homoerectus with a swiss army knife pointed at you? Exactly.
@@HopefulBlue this is facts
probably true becouse cats literaly adore gogy
hes like a disney princes irl like holy hell
I’ve never had a cat or dog, but from what I know, bad cats are usually a result of not good enough disciplining, not some inherent part of their personality
i like how they talk about which pet could comfort you the most and then jack just goes on about how dogs can be an asset to war
It's funny because cats were used in war and even on the battlefield just like dogs lmao
Not going to lie schlatt does look like grumpy cat. 💀
how tf did Jack not mention the MOST FAMOUS dog meme, Doge, in his list of popular meme dogs?!
Doge? Because it's a crypto coin I think It could have backfired
@@k2_x376 dude youve not been on the internet for long enough if you think doge started out as a fuckin crypto coin
@@k2_x376 Wow! So ignorance
@@blasterack 2 weeks later and im here to shit on your day,
ignorant*
@@k2_x376 bro ain't no way 😭
Doge has been around since like 2010 and didn't start as crypto at all
Jack manifold smiling is literally a five nights at Freddy’s jumpscare.
fr why does he have so many teeth
I imagine the future debates with Tommy, Ted and Minx are gonna be fucking miserable and funny
Jesus
the screaming is gonna be amazing
you just made me realize techno would never be on this channel.
@@mortezazoozani9186 bro fuck you, why would you say that
I was happy today
@@OnlySushiCat fuck this shit bro, i miss Techno so much
The Minx one is gonna be horrifying
25:45 Schlatt explains the meta of breaking into houses in 2023
The purring of a cat has actually been proven to be good for your health. And a lot of cats will be very open to just sitting on your lap or next to you while you pet them
The loyalty of a dog has actually been proven to be good for your mental health.
@@TKdrizzle yeah but do they purr?
@@alicenotangel1923 can you train your cat to hunt toddlers, the answer is no get owned cat lover
@@brofrogscool1121 ain’t gotta train if they already don’t like you
@@brofrogscool1121 nah my cats chase toddlers 24/7, didnt even need to train them
great video, but i can't stop thinking about schlatt calling hairless cats "skinless cats"
no, he means skinless cats
In the future there will definitely be a “Best of Schlatt gaslighting” compilation
Can't believe Schlatt didn't even bring up how the Egyptians used cats for mail, and how they played a major part in the culture
"Is the only reason you have a cat is so there's something lazier than you in your house?"
-Technoblade
🥓
@@sa1834your not funny
Dammmmmmm...
A dog is a pet but a cat is like a tiny human. You gotta let the cat come to you and give it space, but when they come to you to show you love you know that they mean it
You saying dogs got no love tf
@@brofrogscool1121 you have to earn a cats love and trust, like a human. While a dog just gives it to you
@@Coyotzz How does this make any sense. You can easily find videos on youtube of abused dogs being fearful and aggressive towards humans. Is that a dog just giving it to you? The whole dogs vs. cats thing is silly in this sort of sense because it's best compared to a sociable vs. a less sociable person. If you make friends with a sociable and a non sociable person, is one friend worth more than the other? Or is one just harder to convince? Dogs definitely don't just give it, it just may seem that way because they are social animals in the wild and therefore are more easily able to form relationships with humans, but dogs have their love earned just like people do. If you owned a dog with your family, it's pretty easy to tell as well. My sister doesn't do much with our dog at all. Plays with her once in a blue moon. She (our dog) still loves her and doesn't treat her like a stranger, but she shows way more affection towards me and my brother who spend a lot more time with the dog. This is a bold assumption but I'm assuming most people who think dogs are blindly loving creatures are just not sociable people. Nonsocial people need more time to become acquainted with others and so they sort of see themselves in cats by being more reserved with their affection. Therefore they see dogs as naive love machines. I'm not a very social person myself and even I have noticed this.
its kind of sad that dogs were geneticly modified to be like .....that(ref to every "point" jack made)
yeh its benefisial for humans
but goddamit thats kinda uncanny ngl
@@doug2555Dogs do give their love unconditionally until/unless they
1) Bond with one specific owner and are a protective/territorial breed
2) They have a hormonal or genetic disorder that messes with their thought processes
3) They are taught to not trust so blindly, either from their owner or through abuse
4) They have puppies they are protective over
Of course, all of these are circumstantial and depend on the dog and situation.
I love how this is bassicaly chad vs virgin with jack yelling a paragraph at a time and schlatt just responding "you look fucking stupid".
I think shlatt would've won if he knew that cat's purring can actually heal people.
31:01 "hes so chill" famous last words
Jack Manifold: give me one good thing about owning a cat
Also Jack:
*schlatt starting to explain what makes a cat calming*
Jack: *explodes about dog servitude*
Jack: dogs are loyal and give way more than cats
Schlatt: you want something that likes you that’s weird
Cats like you if you are kind to them. It feels more human and such.
@@gigamundchadwickthe3rdesqu468that’s only true if it’s your cats, if it’s a strangers cat or someone you know who has a cat they’re usually not welcoming and pretty rude to the guest or anyone they don’t know
@@SquidwardProfilePic Yeah. Like humans are. It's smart to be like that.
Dogs can be overly friendly and overwhelming. Cats be chillin
@@SquidwardProfilePic which makes sense. People love dogs for the unconditional love that they can't get from people. Cats aren't affectionate towards strangers, which is why people have bad experiences with cats not understanding they are different from dogs
@@gigamundchadwickthe3rdesqu468 cats don’t always be chillin, some cats get aggressive at the mere smell of something different, and if you enter their territory they can and will confront you, especially if you smell like another animal.
Schlatt stressed the cat out by yelling with it in his lap so it lashed out. Cats are pretty much always chill if you are.
“Cat mom” hat 💀💀
how did he just bring up the boston bombing in a cats vs dogs argument
i love that schlatt brought up the idea of dogs being useful in a home invader scenario just to cock his guns and threaten jack's life. top tier debate strat
Jack looks like scout from tf2
schlatt being a cat person is the probably most unexpected thing for people who don’t know him
being a cat person is only reasonable
@@penginguy2177 not really after what he did in 99
@@chokiemilkman6840yeah, the chinese munchkin fart cat video 😥😥
You don’t know him…
Can next episode be the gay-off
Schlatt Vs Scott Smajor
Oh my god yes 😂
oiled up
Schlatt's cat scratched him at the end because he was upset at Schlatt for shouting so violently. It was completely fair and justified and doesn't say anything bad about cats #SchlattWon
Ok but counterpoint: its really funny to vote against schlatt for that
Yes this! Cats have very sensitive hearing and don't like loud noises and people.
I have now for 15 years and she would still bite me for no reason, I work at shelter and a cat clamped down on my hand and drew blood. Cats are assholes they have no awareness, they get in the way of work, they hit you if you didn’t pet them,.
“Unbelievably chill” -Schlatt
@@chloew4ffl3s they have sensitive everything apparently if you do anything a cat will scratch the shit out of you i have a cat and two dogs the gets was here for 3 months and i already have more wounds from the cat then from my dogs that i had for 2 years
Jack doesn't know cats can be loyal and fun too :/ 9:00
I love how Schlatt says his new cat is a stress reliever…
The cat: attacks his face*
theese 2 shouldntve shouted,
black cat strait up looked FLABERGASTED from being handed around and being in centre of all that shouting
Tbf if something that was like 6 times bigger than you was shouting while holding you really close in a position you don’t like I’d think you would try to get out too.
That was the reason I voted for manifold tbh. Him making that half hour long hilarious argument only to be ATTACKED BY HIS OWN CAT is the funniest shit
@@vibevizier6512 If I’m being real I don’t think either wins. It’s literally just a personal preference. Like it’s entertaining video but both sides are equally right and wrong. It’s like arguing which is better purple or green. It’s trivial because it just depends upon what kind of relationship you want with your pets.
Still a funny af video
I love cats, but I recognize that each one has a unique personality and some may not be as friendly as others.
However, typically if a cat is unfriendly it is feeling stressed out in some way. I've been able to get through to a lot of violent/stressed cats through patience and kindness.
I've worked with dogs my whole life, and I have mixed feeling about them. I have enjoyed a few individual dogs quite a bit, but for the most part dogs are too high energy for my severe GAD.
I've worked as a dog walker, a dog-sitter, and at a Doggy daycare, and at the end of the day I've realized that for myself, personally, cats suit me better.
I have super delicate skin, so whenever the dogs would jump up on me, or pull on me with their teeth--not trying to bite me, just get my attention--or use their paws to, well, paw at me to get my attention, I would bruise extremely easily due to their claws and teeth.
It got to a point, while working at the doggy daycare, that I looked like an abuse victim from how covered in bruises I was--my arms absolutely littered with them. I was getting considered looks out in public.
And I want to stress, if anyone at this point believes it was my fault, having worked with dogs for so long, I knew what I was doing, plus I had training from the daycare itself before working with the dogs directly.
The owners--who could use an app to tune into the cameras pointed at the yards at anytime during the day--frequently left compliments about how I was treating the dogs, and the daycare itself once told me that I was one of the most important employees they had.
So, I knew what I was doing, dogs are just too much for my physicality--with my delicate skin--and mentality--with my severe GAD.
Now, as long-winded as this was, I wrote all this to say that I love cats and I don't mind dogs. Due to my own circumstances, however, dogs just don't work for me. I'll always enjoy meeting a friendly dog while on a walk, of course, but I'll never own one.
I'm sure someone will wonder why I don't just get a small dog, or why cats work better than dogs in terms of my delicate skin...
Well, I don't like small dogs, I guess? I've had a few individual small dogs that I've come to enjoy, but for the most part I don't like the noise most small dogs make, nor the more intense attitudes many small dogs have.
As for cats, their thin claws and less powerful jaws with smaller teeth do less damage, not that I often get hurt by them. I know how to be patient with a cat so they don't feel pressured to the point of attacking, and I know the signs of overstimulation so I can stop petting them before they start biting at me.
Any scratches I do get heal much faster than the large bruises I used to get from the dogs at the doggy daycare.
I also find a growling/hissing cat much less frightening than a growling dog, since I know how to calm an angry or scared cat. I've had instances of large dogs being loose, with no owner in sight, blocking me from getting home due to their growling and other general aggressive behavior.
I could say a lot more--like, way too much--on my personal experiences of cats vs dogs, but this is already super long, so I'll leave it here. I suppose if I get any questions in the replies, I can answer them to the best of my abilities.
I appreciate anyone who was crazy enough to read this entire monster.
18:20 Maxwell, Nyan cat, grumpy cat, Jinx cat, the cat that plays piano, the cat that screams into the camera, the cat that got screamed at by the chinese man, the cat sitting at a table getting screamed at by an angry woman and lastly the cat eating spaghetti.
That's all the cat memes I can recall on the top of my head.
bingus
The cats surrounded by knives, weirdly shaped cats that people mimic (with odd names), so that's probably another ten.
Thx guys. There are still a few missing I think
Maxwell the spinning cat
thruston
How did Jack manage to go 30 minutes trying to talk up dogs without mentioning their services to society? Search and rescue, bloodhound, K-9, hunting, herding, seeing eye, ratters (in both farms and the trenches), fishing, sledding. They even made a whole animated movie about Sargeant Stubby. And the closest thing he mentioned was that the Germans used them for suicide bombing??? What?
Bro when im upset my cat gets up, rubs his head against my face, and gives me little kisses on my nose before rolling over to show me his belly while meowing and purring, legit the greatest cuddle companion ever
I immediately agree with you in the first second. Cats forever dude.
I’ve adopted cats all my life, the oldest I adopted was 16 and he lived to 17.5, Cole was the sweetest old man I ever had and he would sleep on my chest as close to my face as he could possibly get, Cole was extremely loving, he loved being picked up for really long hugs, and when he wasn’t sleeping on my chest he would sleep on top of my head to be as close to me as possible, but also did have a window cushion he sat on during the day. Holly lived to 14, survived cancer 3 times but not the 4th, she had so many human habits, she demanded to sleep on a pillow and have the duvet cover to sleep, would curl up into your stomach for hugs, would let you rub her belly, and was very loving! Florence, 11, was kinda brought up by Holly, she loves to yell at birds outside (cus how DARE they be nearby) so I feed the birds regularly so she can yell at them from the window, she likes to stand on your head, she’s a pirate cat who’ll sit on your shoulder as you walk around the house, she likes to follow you no matter what room you go to, and you are never allowed to poop by yourself.
They all have wonderful personalities and are super loving, Florence is Queen of my household and she knows it, whole house has cat beds, cat blankets, heater beds, she has an entire cushioned stool with blankets that’s only for her, she makes me happy and is very loving, nothing like a cats love y’know?
they also dont eat toddlers.
@@brody_pierogi bro one day your gonna need a dog that can terminate toddlers trust me
@@brofrogscool1121 dont let republicans hear that one buddy
@@brofrogscool1121 toddlers are so trash, like this one time i was at the park, and there was a toddler on a swing that i wanted to use, so i just picked him up by the head, and swug him around for momentum, and threw him into a ditch. but cats are definably cuter and more lovable then dogs.
I ain't reading all that but you did say you like cats so I agree
I love schlatts strategy of spreading himself across an innumerable number of accounts and channels. Owning every means of viewing schlatt content. True horizontal integration. Cant wait for him to go vertical.
It’s just super underrated how Schlatt just turns around to his whiteboard for a list of argument fallacies
Never ceases to amaze me how many channels Schlatt has
A Big guy like him needs to occupy at least a 100 channels
SCHLATT YOUR NEW CAT IS SO FREAKING CUTE!!! I love black cats
Wdym by that..??
Ikr the new cat is so cute!! I have a black cat too and she’s the sweetest cat ever. It’s really sad tho how underrated black cats are, they’re a lot less likely to get adopted from shelters than other cats :(
I agree! dogs are 100% better and majority of the world thinks that too!!!
I also wanna wanna say that cats got a higher rating for calming people down when they’re upset
But this is very entertaining, can’t wait for more!
Who needs facts when you can gaslight
I agree! dogs are 100% better and majority of the world thinks that too!!!
There are shit ton of dogs that could body jschlatt, but tbh both are good. If you want attention, a dog is better. If you're busy and don't have much time, a cat would be better.
There's some cats and some dogs that completely flip that. Some cats are way more attentive since they can get anywhere, Lay with you nice, and they have better attention spans. They can lay with you for hours and be fine, and just personally, my cat follows me wherever I go just to hop on me or next to me whenever I sit down to chill for as long as I can stay
another victory for schlatt. they just don't stop coming
NO STOP COMING
ITS BEEN DAYS
who is coming? 🤨
you got it mixed up, schlatt was on the cat side
@@techtyrant1744 yep n cats winning
I agree! dogs are 100% better and majority of the world thinks that too!!!
Oh my god, the new cat is so sweet and so chill. I would die for him
SOUP
But it literally attacked Schlat moments after being introduced
Probably because he was screaming?
@@boneyfiesh6234 iconic villain introduction
@@boneyfiesh6234 cuz he was screaming
Jack really said there ain't no notable cats, there's grumpy cat, Thurston waffles, jinx, and to an extent jambo man schlatt totally won this debate
Garfield
Broccoli cat
N y a n cat, though it may not be a real cat
bingus
Jack: petting a dog relieves stress and lower anxiety
Cats, who literally do the same but cuter: Dafac
dogs are better
Cats who can literally HEAL you: im four steps ahead of you
@@anormalperson094Dogs who are often used in therapy, hospitals, cadaver hunting, fugitive hunting and increasing social interactions due to needing to be walked which also improves your health from the exertion: *......*
“My dad beat me with jumper cables”
Oh no, the jumper cables are back…
I'll never forget what he did with those jumper cables 24 years ago
Time stamp?
@@LordKarnox 1:44
“A dog would never do this to you!!”
My dog has been biting and clawing my arm throughout the duration of this podcast. It absolutely would.
Pet them, problem solved
@@ianmaclellan7623 I did 😭 he wants to play and his favorite way is to bite me. Thankfully he’s a Pomeranian puppy so it doesn’t do a lot of damage
@@ASecretWriter Stop being a coward, our dog does the same because I like sparring with her and she's a 'Dogue the bordeaux' but it never hurts. Your dog is just defective or you have too low of a pain tolerance cause dogs have multiple times the jaw strength of a human. And our other smaller dog couldn't hurt a bug even if it wanted too.
@@Mellow419 I-what?
It doesn’t hurt, he’s tiny, weighs almost 5 pounds, and the point was that dogs do bite people sometimes 😭 he’s a puppy but I’m working on training him to not bite.
@@ASecretWriter get your shit together.
Coward
26:06 and honestly shlatt has a point bc in john wick 1. how does his dog die? Intruders so to be honest he's correct dogs should just run
That scratch at the end is a good example of their combat prowess, but also a good example of why, as an animal owner, dog or cat, you should learn their body language and what signs of stress look like so you can predict when they're going to lash out like schlatt's cat was showing moments before the scratch
My cat just scratches even when he is happy becouse he is just an asshole that enjoys others pain
Working that cat mom hat like he has three kids off at football practice
31:10 IM CRYING!!!! THATS FRIGGID HILARIOUS
im 7 mins into the video and i don't recall one real argument, exactly what i signed up for
Fun Fact: Schlatt actually made this channel and this podcast just to announce his new cat! This channel will self destruct in 9 minutes and 11 seconds
It took too long a self destruct it's been three months
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating jumper cables
Dogs are so much better. I have a pitbull (named princess, btw, she's such a doll 🥰) and when evil toddlers try to trespass and break into my house, she takes care of them just fine. Even better, before the police even get a call, she's already taken care of the body 😊 (she's a hungry girl).
I have a stray cat and she learned to use a litterbox in less than 24 hours into moving in
Wow for anyone wondering, the best part of this podcast is hands down at 34:54 !
Yeah, here Schagg makes the best point of the entire video! Settles the whole debate.
finally relived of this 'british' guys homunculus face
@@chummy9396 hallelujah 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@qasqer1004 thats the joke
@qasqer1004 r/woosh
20:31 “Schlatt” goes through the 5 stages of grief in half a second
I love how schlat is actually bleeding from a scratch he got on camera. Very well done. Showing what cats are made of.
Cats made youtube famous their were more cat videos then dog videos
“Jack why are you so stupid?” Best opening line
I love the fact that as I'm listening to this, all 3 of my cats came and gave me loves
Jshlatt and Jack have such similar humor styles that they work great together
the dog bombs were actually failures because they got scared from the noise and didn't do anything
Schlatt is going to corner the TH-cam algorithm in every possible way
27:55 cats were very useful in trench wars like WW2 to get rid of rats and mice in the trenches
30:07 the cat is just chilling as jschlatt and jack are just arguing and it doesn’t even mind it😂
Skinless cats has me dying