1 BILLION LIONS VS. EVERY POKEMON
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This is like a court case with the most innocent person with the worst lawyer and the most guilty person ever with the best lawyer
So, an ace attorney case?
Sí
WHAT?! FRIEND SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@angelsh0toften in ace Attorney, the real culprit never gets a lawyer.
MUDKIP PFP
I love that every conversation about Pokemon casually transitions into Markiplier's Smash/Pass Pokemon list at some point.
Ye
yes
Its like Godwin's law but for Markiplier LMAO
Isn't the godwin's law a nazi thing?
It's still SOMEWHAT related 🤣
Only Jaiden and Schlatt could engage in a Pokemon vs. Lions debate that somehow manages to work in the crucifixion of Jesus
Yeah 😂
They were joking around back and forth 😔 y’all just mad or something
@@frL0ST_C0D3 i don’t think op was mad, i think they were saying how funny that concept is
@@hcneyfae Can confirm, I think this video is hilarious; I just felt the need to point out how surreal it was that they somehow worked that into the argument
I wished schlatt mentioned Daniel & the Lions Den.
Insta win for schlatt
“The people crucified Jesus, Schlatt” is a crazy line to come from a debate about lions vs pokémon.
I way shocked when they got there
@@Gurkenbrxt the way my jaw dropped bahah
Every friend group has said something like that and “mocked” god. Please forgive her
10:53 is when it starts
@@TGD430 oh it’s fine lol. personally i’m not religious so idrc about that, i just thought it was funny cause of how out of the blue it was haha
I guarantee that jaiden fully believed that the Pokémon could absolutely deck all the lions and is just fucking with schlatt
Fr
Yup
Fr tho
Shlatt is right because it actually says Pokemon are mystical creatures that can't die.
Also the..... Pokémon...... can..... fly..... sooooo.... yeah shlatt wins again
The lesson I took out of this episode is "You can easily win against a person with a tank, if they don't know how to operate said tank"
You summed it up brilliantly.
pykrete
nothing could win against a person with a tank if they didn’t know how to operate it, and i mean if they were fighting nothing, they would get crushed by the cogs
Wait so who won and who has the tank in this scenario?
@@pr0_gam3r37 Jaiden won despite Schlatt having the proverbial “tank.” (the Pokémon)
all of schlatt's arguments fell apart the moment jaiden said lion jacket
His brain fell apart
Hey Sydney :D
@Cornadian Lion Ladder
@The Watcher Lion Jacket
Lion jacket was to powerful for Schlatt he could do nothing plus 2 minutes of this was Jesus and his murder rate
“Lion jacket 😎”
Shlatt: 😐
Jaiden: 😃
Lion Roman Empire crucifix
Timestamp?
@@0._.C._.0
15:58 (context)
16:12 (”lion jacket”)
@@samlikesfrogs THANK YO U
Jaiden is the cutest ever
i love how Jaiden literally argues with herself at one point bc of how unprepared Schlatt is
she literally had a counterclaim
He shoulda mentioned Draco meteor
@@fruity_tooty1412 does no one remember the thousands of times that some random ass legendary Pokémon just tries ended the world for like no reason. it happened at LEAST 5 times like wtf aint no fucking lions gonnna win that.
@@beeking6561 U think lions cant beat a fucking god? Only hot takes here
@@beeking6561 yeah, but it’s a BILLION lions
that’s too many lions
I’m fully convinced that schlatt and Jaiden are arguing for the opposite of their true opinion
Probably? I mean this is probably the more entertaining way
Schlatt was asked on stream this very question and said pokemon, so I think he does believe what he's arguing for
idc tho cuz it's funny
I disagree.
i thought that when i saw this jaiden was arguing for the pokemon ngl
If Jaiden was arguing for the Pokémon this would have been over in 10 seconds. I also love that Jaiden is using Villager News logic for the Lions
Villager news💀
Lmfaooo
Lion helicoter!!!!!!😆
I haven't heard of villager news in years
@@timidbit holds up. You should rewatch it.
"your banking on markiplier fucking a bird" -jaiden
I love how there are Pokémon that can literally make black holes, earthquakes and other natural disasters but schlatt’s argument is just “they’ll fly away”
Fr yveltal can die and wipe out all of them
All he knows is charizard
yes
@@PokefanSans meanwhile arceus could make it so lions never existed in the first place
schlatt could win so easilly, but he really does just say oooh they have wings
The idea of schlatt riding a charizard away from a hoard of lions while blind firing a handgun is an amazing image
at 3:02 Jaiden claims that "a pokemon needs a trainer to gigantamax,'' and falsely concludes that the 1015 Pokémon wouldn't be able to gigantamax and would be limited to their cannon pokedex height ranging from 4 inches to 65 feet. However, this statement is a blatant falsehood. In pokemon sword and shield, the major game feature is the raid battles, in which you fight against massive gigantamax poxemon in their dens. These Pokémon dynamaxed without any trainer present. In concusion, a pokemon does not need a trainer to dynamax, therefore in a battle against 1 billion lions could also dynamax. A G max wildfire alone could devastate millions of pokemon as they are vulnerable to habitat loss and a massive wildfire would absolutely destroy their habitat as well as burning many.
@@enolopanr9820 lion ladder
@@enolopanr9820 the only thing is there has to be enough (insert whatever the actual word is here) fancy energy stuff with or without a trainer in the area. It's the reason you can always dmax [I could be miss remembering in which case someone will correct me]
Meanwhile Jaiden rides after him in a tank made entirely out of lions
@@jater-tots4903 I love how this entire argument depends on the idea that the lions won't be crushed under their own weight
i love how schlatt had literal god pokemons that can destroy worlds at his desposal but went to "im gonna shoot the lions with my gun on top of a charizard"
cement solos
@@ToastyPouchez96 cement no diff
@@ToastyPouchez96 1 lions don’t have cement 2 arceus was sharing his power with the human that betrayed him so he was weakened and in this scenario he would be full power with all the plates 3 he did not die just slept for like a million years then came back
@@numbertwo579 lion cement
@@atwistedb cement lion
The stunned silence at the jacket and then the lean forward like "Well?" killed me.
Timestamp?
@@0._.C._.0 16:10
@@0._.C._.016:12
16:23
i love the dissapointment in Jaiden's voice when schlatt says charizard, she was probably expecting something like arceus or giratina, and was hit in the face by fucking charizard
😭😭😭😭
Cuz that’s all it takes!
Well……9:01
I mean, I figure even Magcargo could do it on his own
@@sRtAoIrNmone billion lions could take down a charizard no problem, if its in the wilderness in a lions environment, oh hell yeah. If it was a pokemon battle style, probably charizard by its self could take down less than 75, because it would run out of moves, there just are too many for pokemon to win, pokemon could win definitely if its every single one.
Hope the big man came a little more prepared than just "Charizard will beat all the lions" this time 😅
actual prophet
bad news
@@user-fp7sc1hl2n Well it's not even a win for the pokemon in that case, its more like a draw, and that just seems like a stupid argument
schaltt actually threw
@@trippiiee759 bro arceus can fucking kill everything
Jaiden: You can’t control 1000 Pokémon at the same time
Also Jaiden: Lion Bridge
Lion Hive Mind
Lion Jacket
Lion Rocket
@@Pandor18 uh hello? Mewtwo can literally speak,and so can any pokemon
@@arbsallaku6478 hive mind, not "have mind"
Jayden’s first argument was basically “1 billion lions are a lotta lions you know”
Jaiden is the first person to be prepared for this podcast. I love that she brought a spreadsheet 💀💀💀
And still lost
@@OofGP bro it’s not decided yet
Wtf no she wasn’t, she countered god with a lion crucifiction, they don’t even have opposable thumbs
@@starsmarriott it's already decided. Pokemon win easily
@@starsmarriott of course it is, are you a retard who thinks lions win?
1 word: Yveltal
The thing is, if jaiden would have argued for the pokemon side, she could give a lot more arguments because she has the knowledge
sadly, she woke up and decided to be smart ;)
@@pepper6592 I think you had a typo there
@@stevenpowers5166 you really think that 1000 weird chernobyl creatures (3/4 of which die in like the first 5 minutes) will beat a bilion Lions? There's a milion Lions per one pokemon
@@pepper6592 wolfyvgc video
Jaiden would have won if she was on the pokemon side, she appears to be winning against schlatt here only because she's knowledgeable about pokemon and he's not lol
Jaiden prepared for this like it was a full, competitive, professional debate. Lady came in with charts, research, and planned arguments.
And then discovered it was just rule of funny 🤣
And she still managed to be hilarious wrong
@@gimmiK87 I mean that was her whole strategy break her opponent’s logic so they can’t make a proper argument
Look man, she knows Alpharad, she gets the lion pill
@@digishade7583 Couldn’t the opponent just do the same and then eventually it would be a spiral
"We're still here. Where is God?" damn Jaiden
Jaiden don’t need to worry about god she needs to worry about the thousands of critically Offended psychopaths on the web.
@@ianbrown5347what
@@ianbrown5347 who is the psychopaths, cause ik you ain't talking about Christians not turning a blind eye to jaiden tryna talk about Jesus like she don't like him
@@Rlneelias not really Christian’s just twitter addicts looking for drama
@@Rlneelias not really Christian’s just twitter addicts looking for drama
I like the fact that schlatt could easily win this at any minute if he had decent knowledge about Pokemon
Yeah as if dig, or dive weren’t Pokémon moves that just destroy any chance at a lion winning
Or jirachi, just wish for those billion lions to be gone. Then boom, all of them are gone. Easy as that
@@goldenwing1262 or arceus because it's literally god
No he couldn’t because the lions win
Or just Kyogre flooding the entire planet. Even Torkoal could take all of them
jaiden had a response for everything. they werent particularly good or even rational responses but this is a numbers game. and its funny seeing schlatt malding
Bro a lion ain’t nothing on a god
@@ziadeternal4415 lion crucification
This one ain't frale.
@@ziadeternal4415 cement lion
@@zabdielnevares5281 if lions are that op than we can just nerf them in the next patch notes. We literally have a god after all.
"You think the lions are gonna put Arceus on a cross and crucify him?"
This is the best conversation of all time
Yes
jaiden got cancelled for this by conservative christians
and yet _we're_ apparently the snowflakes
I mean base lions beat prime god so 🤷♀️
@@MelodyLumina *_what_*
@@MelodyLuminacorrection, they TRIED to cancel her
Shlatt: we have gods
Jaiden: Lion bridge
Lion boat
Lion jacket
i love how jaiden just starts saiying the name of an object followed by lion to explain how the lions could do ridiculous shit like surviving in antartica
Idk man, lion jacket was a pretty good argument
Shes using the lions as legos
"THEY DROWN"
'I MAKE A BRIDGE OUT OF LIONS'
"THEY WOULD NEED A TANK WHERE ARE THEY GETTING A TANK???"
'I MAKE A TANK OUT OF LIONS'
(Like how the wolves of the movie "Storks" did)
LION JACKET
Aight Schlatt, lets not talk about how there are multiple Pokémon that are as hot, if not hotter, then the sun, multiple celestial gods, and invulnerable ghosts. Let's talk about the short, chunky lizard that gets one-tapped by a puddle
even without the help of ALL of them in reality lions would get absolutely destroyed while jaiden just talks about some lion ladders and crap. I straight up started cringing and got annoyed from her just saying this. Not to say this isnt entertaining
Jaiden: name one Pokémon that could destroy my lions
Arceus, a literal god: 👁👁
Schlatt: Charizard!
@@puregigachad1110 cause she's playing him. Jaiden would 100% choose pokemon, but chose to take lions as a challenge
@@puregigachad1110 pov: you can't take a joke 💀 like bro obviously she knows that pokemon would destroy the lions, but she's arguing for the lions and using points like "lion rocket" because of this revolutionary idea called "humor"
Actually ghosts aren’t immune because lions know bite
its crazy how schlatt's arguement hasn't changed from "fly" since the connoreatspants episode of chuckle sandwich
its been since episode 15
¨they made a hole show about Pokemon and humans working together its called Pokemon¨ -schlatt 2023 4:35
*whole
It's actually funny how Schlatt would still lose if he was on the lions side since Jaiden has the knowledge from pokemon to logic her way to victory that Schlatt lacks.
Most accurate comment here.
Jaiden is a Blasphemer. so actually no.
@@BreaksBee dawg it aint the protestant reformation anymore grow up
@@BreaksBeeMy man thinking he's an inquisitor 💀💀
Schlatt won, Jaiden had knowledge about pokemon and decided to go against them and just gaslit
Jaiden's lions constructing villager news style and Schlatt riding Arceus with a gun would go hard as a painting
VILLAGER NEWS
@@blueraspberrycat1283YESS AHH XD Villager News, aww
I know what I’m painting I guess
Is this foreshadowing…
I gotchu
I like how Jaiden’s response to every argument is “Lion ‘something’”
Schlatt: “I’ll fly and attack them from the air!”
Jaiden: “Lion ladder”
Schlatt: “I’ll attack them from a distance.”
Jaiden: “Lion catapult”
Schlatt: “I’ll go somewhere cold!”
Jaiden “Lion jacket!”
Her methods are beyond our understanding
3:47 lion ladder
lion crucification 💀
Lion bridge!
Lion slingshot
9:05 - This argument. This right here, is peak atheism vs christianity moment. Jaiden was pulling no shots back, she was going all in, and didn't deposit mercy, she was willing to commit war crimes, the geneva convention became a suggestion to her.
I clicked on this video expecting an argument with Pokemon and Im greeted with Jesus running away to Heaven and Lion Crucification 💀
9:12
Sorry if i don't make any sense with this comment, but if sclatt pick Ultra necrozma, he will win, atleast. Because this fight is very intense because both don't give up at each other when one of them being pressed.
Every friend group has said something like that and
"mocked" god. Please forgive her
The only reason Jaiden was on the lion's side is because the video would be over in a minute if she was on the pokemon side.
Nah
@@Bijinx2.0 any explanation for why you disagree?
They are bringing good points to their opinions
@@Bijinx2.0 true, but that doesn't mean Jaiden wouldn't have done better on the pokemon side.
@@Bijinx2.0 Good points are you on something Jaiden really thought they could make a lion boat
schlatt didn’t come into this with any more knowledge than he did going into chuckle sandwich
Sleep deprived was the best rendition of this debate
@@calvinrichards1663 Yeah, it's a shame Apandah died. Or Schlatt. I forgot which one died.
@@somerandomguyontheinternett schlatt
Schlatt lost so hard he never had another debate again.
no way she hit him with the lion ladder
lion jacket
lion slingshot
Lion rocket
Lion jacket
Lion trebuchet
I love that Jaiden is arguing against Pokémon even though she knows the lions lose. Gaslighting skill- 100
She knows so much about pokemon that she chose the winner side 🤷
But the lions win tho
@@carl-emilnedergaardjensen9702 how... Charzard could fly
@@Marcu6495 I would imagine that would take energy. Charizard can’t fly forever…
@@purplepikmin3533 oh so know we are making things up arent we?
The worst part about Pokémon vs Lions debate is how the lions team can make lion ladders and lion slingshots but Pokémon can’t use held items or common sense.
Somehow...while being a lot smarter...and able to use tools...
My favorite argument is that you can create a lion singularity or lion supernova.
Assuming the lions are in perfect unison and aren't fighting each other for dominance of this megarpride. Keep in mind Alakazam is one of the smartest pokemon in fiction, and Metagross has the brain of a supercomputer, not to mention Mewtwo being cunning. And it's far easier to coordinate 1000 of something than 1 billion. Also Yvaltal would just kill all of them.
@@zealouspg5079 but a billion is so many lions
@@leditroi6618 when Yvaltal dies it absorbs the life force of every living thing on the planet then goes dormant, there are pokemon that van survive in space, so in worst case team pokemon just sends Yvaltal for a kamikazee
Lion black hole🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯
the fact that schlatt awarded her an extra win bc she got cancelled on twitter for this episode is so funny to me
She got WHAT
@@harley69 I assume it's because she bashed religion
Really? Huh
@@harley69 nothing crazy or anything, but some people did get pissed off of twitter lol
@@thesnortfort lol yeah, people will be people
I never thought markiplier smash or pass, religion, or Chile (my country) would ever be mentioned in a debate of a billion lions vs every pokemon
Which part was Chile?
@@Pandor18 its in south america
@@fcr4702 hahaha I'm from Colombia, I mean where in the video was Chile mentioned ?
@@Pandor18 at 6:04
@@fcr4702 hahaha on context is so out of nowhere that I didn't even register it. Also the pronunciation 🌶️ 😆😆
We need MoistCr1tikal next. Imagine them both arguing and Schlatt pulls out his gun and then Charlie whips his out.
If he does, we don’t know
Watch theese clips
"he's pulling his cock out!"
@@Popilo-dr5efthey’re not clips, they’re mags. They’re mags you absolute bafoon.
Taking the context of guns out of this comment makes it sound REALLY weird, lmao
She has no clue what the lord can do he a erase u off the plane if he wants to however she need to pray for forgiveness before it’s to late
Womp womp
Schlatt: explains about Arceus
Jaiden: The people killed Jesus
Lmao
"WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM 3 DAYS LATER!?"
"HE RAN AWAY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!!!"
@X eh both are kinda true
@@Amphiac 😂😂😂 yeah, sure
@@chreeess your disrespectful -
He's been more consistent with this channel then I thought he would be
he likes arguing 🤷
Shlatt had the perfect argument and fumbled it in every way
yeah not his strongest play
he could’ve just called in the Arceus card and she could just not win
@@drewprice9284 the lions will crucify arceus like we did Jesus, where is your god when we want to fight he is no where the lions win(arguing the losing side to victory by just pissing people off to the point they exist the argument is the best)
And for the snowflakes that get offended: it’s a joke grow the fuck up
@@AwakenedRAGEJustinjesus christ that is a sentence
I love how Shlatt said "lions do not work together" as if they weren't famous for being pack animals that hunt together
Schlatt: Makes claim
Jaiden: But the lions would collectivize and stage a coup and overthrow the government with strategical precision.
Technoblade would be proud
@@snivydream OMG WAS THAT A FUCKING TECHNOBLADE REFERENCE?!?!?!?! IM GONAAA CRY SO MUCH NOW 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@fabiaaquino2207 You are either being serious right now or you are making fun of people grieving. Both options are not really perfect.
@@MITOCHONDRlA Bro, It has been almost a year now, how are you still grieving over someone who didn't even know you for a full year
@@MITOCHONDRlA how can both be bad? Either they’re making fun of someone who’s grieving, or if they’re grieving you’re making fun of someone who’s grieving…
THE WAY JAIDEN GAGGED HIM WITH 'LION JACKET', BEST EPISODE YET
There are so many Pokemon who can wipe away all the lions in a single instant and yet Schlatt manages to find a way to lose this argument.
Because Schlatt played Pokemon Fire Red when he was 10 years old and that's the extent of his knowledge.
That is true but did you hear jaiden’s points? Lion ladder, Lion boat, Lion coats and Lion having pokemon moves. I think she lost still💀
depends. are the fights in a sandbox style or like actual pokemon battles?
arceus is a literal god
@@SpaghettiBrainX this scenario would be a real life situation. So the Pokémon would fight like they would in the anime
"jesus was a white man"
*silence*
"jesus was a *brown* man"
Jschlatt could've talked about the dragons that control space and time or actually did more research on Arceus because he clearly confused him with Rayquaza, but instead he talks about Charizard. Its even funnier because all of Jaiden's arguments were just the lions doing things that are physically, mentally, and socially impossible for them to do.
True. Also, 1 billion lions is not equal to one universe.
Arceus created a universe.
Casually.
And debatable a multiverse.
You don't even need to bring up god pokemon when you can just have Jirachi wish all the lions out of existence.
@@raiogxn oh yeah. I completely forgot. Also, Victini can just hand out victory like candy.
@@Abraxas1212Nerds 🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@aaravtulsyan "They hated him because he told the truth"
Hearing Jaiden full on swear is an indifferent yet mind boggling experience
She does it all the time in streams
@@ribhav5307 I haven't watched any
@@Robert_EO_Beanzwagon there's a couple of edited streams that are uploaded to a channel that's just called "Jaiden"
Ikr
I love it
jaiden looked so cool on the thumbnail :]
this made my day. thank you :')
The art on this channel is so good
the art for the thumbnails for this channel are legendary, so clean love em
This is like two toddlers playing pretend. “My guy hit you!” “Nuh-uh, my guy dodged!”
I started rewatching the video, and hearing Jaiden say "Banking on Markiplier fucking a bird" was whiplash inducing
I believe some of the smash mon were just birds with "alluring gazes".
I love how Jaiden has all these bullshit responses and Schlatt just has too little knowledge to refute any of them
It's hilariously frustrating
The debates aren't that serious, these are meant to be comedic and entering, so stupid / illogical arguments are humored
16:10
Lion jacket 💀
Bro should have just said mewtew solos.
It would have been that easy
9:25
I gotta get better at my gaslighting skills. Jaiden is too good at it
Lion gaslighting was super effective
The fact people still managed to work the clip from this video to hate on jaiden winning the mr beast cube is pathetic 😭
The best part about this argument is the fact Jaiden is 100% gaslighting the entire time😂
motherfucker stop using gaslighting for every negative word thats not what it means dawgaaaaaa
Jaiden used gaslight, it was super effective. Schlatt blacked out.
Jaiden even know waaaaaay more about pokemon and chose to gas light him not to give him a chance to think about his side of the arguement
Schlatt: Shit ton of terrain explanation
Jaiden: *Lion Jacket*
Everyone: shit that's good
It's not like all Pokemon can survive on every given terrain so it wasn't a great explanation, to begin with.
@@swiggydswirl330
That's the point
@SwiggyDSwirl I mean god could
@@swiggydswirl330 arceus could easily wipe out ALL OF THE LIONS
@@Kitler503 lion crucification
Crazy how a simple silly video about Jaiden vs Jschlatt on 1 billion lions vs every Pokemon turned into this whole controversy about God.
I mean she's not wrong
@@jt3948she is though, the Christian God’s point of sending Jesus WAS to be killed by them. Not to kill the humans.
@@connormcateer7125womp womp it was a joke
@@themillersthree bruh, didn’t say nothing ab the joke. I was replying to the other dude
@@connormcateer7125Sounds like a skill issue
now schlatt lost to her in mrbeast challenge
this is the best idea schlatt's ever had tbh. He has strong opinions, high energy, loves to debate, and is a master of on-the-fly comedy. This show is spectacular and I hope it continues until the end of time
I'd love to like this comment, but i cannot disrupt the Funny Number™
@@NerdAlert42 Omg 69!!!!!! Lol!!!!
@@Zedzilliot their username checks out lol
seeing jaiden, such a typically chill and quiet person, on a video where the sole purpose is to argue, is amazing. especially since the whole point id to not concede to the other side
I love how Jaiden will say a completely accurate comeback and Schlatt just goes "NO"
It's because Schlatt knows nothing about the game. If he did he would've destroyed Jaiden
What accurate comeback??????
Because Lion Ladder and Lion Bridge are accurate comebacks? Okay lion agent.
Lion jacket is so ridiculous it isn't accurate at all
Accurate my ass
magcargo solos 1 billion lions ez
The reason I love this debate is because I can tell it isn’t serious at all LMAO. Jaiden is totally just vibing with lions
Jaiden used Lion Vibe
Is super effective
The ones arguing for the pokemon in the comments section seem to think differently
oh man can Jaiden just be a permanent member. This episodes awesome.
AGREED i think this is the best one yet!
YES she was prepared, she had the charisma, she even had arguments for schlatt to use
best episode, but that's not the spirit of the channel untill next cashgrab
the point is the 1 on 1 format tho
I fucking hated this episode
Jaiden went into this debate with full force, she hit Schlatt with charts and graphs full of statistics on why lions obliterate Pokémon
And yet she was still wrong.
Right or wrong, im afraid she did win this one
Fr
yes
@@weakw1ll arceus is literally god
the betrayal at "YOU TOLD ME TO SAY IT"
Jaiden is DEFINETELY trolling, she knows about all the Mythical Pokémon.
you know this video is a joke right
Macargo
@@eclipsegaming9546magcargo clears bro 💀
I like how Jaiden was so prepared she fed Schlatt an Arguement to use.
It's a thing in speech and debate rounds to comeup with blocks for the opposition's potential arguments
Schlatt's arguments were so one dimensional that Jaiden had to insert his in order to use her block
Schlatt: "Now go somewhere cold, which is what I will do."
Jaiden: "Lion jacket!"
😐😐
QUEEEEEEENSLANDEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
@@Walleyedwosaik So Jaiden is a Queen even after she mocked god? Look at this goofy ass profile picture, what the fuck
@@Walleyedwosaik Loser
@@Walleyedwosaik😐
Schlat knows nothing about pokemon and jaiden is just PLAYING with his ass here
Jaiden came in with Stats,Graphs and Charts. I love this duo so damn much. Jaiden just feeds into Shlatts chaos. 😂
The gifts she got him when they were in that videogame video record together made me lose it
I spent almost 18 minutes of my life listening to two people argue about lions and Pokémon. Best time to be alive
Fucking A!
@@aceplace3357Do not fuck A
Jaiden and Schlatt have such amazing comedic timing, this was such a funny episode.
It's also pretty heavily edited.
@@lamosos how
@@hithere640 heavily
@@hithere640probably with a video editor
That's what it's all about
Its true we killed God because of our stupidity
Fr
I did just want to say that several Pokemon have enough power to destroy the entire earth, let alone a billion lions, however because schlatt lacked knowledge of Pokemon Jaiden definitely won the argument. And because Jaiden has extensive pokemon knowledge she likely knew this and beat schlatt with the losing argument anyways, which is hilarious
no they would not win because lion canon
Macargo alone solos
Wait wouldn't that mean the Pokémon lose just as much as the lions
@@ophelia8019isn't deoxis or however you spell It from space, so the world could be destroyed and he'd be chillin lol
@@zainedits4919facts
Jaiden had some good points I mean you can't argue with lion jacket
As someone on the pokemon side, agreed
Obsessed with the fact that his strategy is just "I can't lose if I run away" like sir its not a fight then its just you getting scared of a group of lions and bolting
They are a loooooot of lions
Correction, his strategy is to "hop in the back of a fire lizard and blindly fire into a country's worth of lions". It's still running away, but with a few extra steps.
bro could've just pulled out Victini
@@0riginal_zer030 and 1 gun hahaha
He’s going with the Vash/Joestar technique
>NoBoDy Is TalKiNg AbOuT
Literally 50% of comments here mention it. It's just that nobody cares enough to engage in such conversation.
Jaiden: The Pokemon can't work together, every Pokemon for themselves
Also Jaiden: So the lions form a huge ladder. Lion bunker.
Apparently the lions don't starve, and have a collective hive mind.
And have god like ideas.
I mean. 1 Billion is a lot
At least one of those lions will be smart enough to lead them
lion cannibalism
@@jamesgorman1486 No it wouldnt, also you think all Lions are gonna cooperate?
I love show Jaiden halfway through just turns the lion army into Inspector Gadget with all of these GoGoGadget forms
Best way to explain this video:
Jaiden won the debate.
Jshlatt won the question.
True
exactly
No, jschlatt didn't win anything. Jaiden won the debate. Jaiden is also wrong.
yes
@@okboomerbutitsacat8050 hence jschlatts side of the arguement is correct
Arceus is literally god, the lions could seize to exist. No other argument, you can’t just pull out some bullshit like lion unseize to exister 2000
arceus gets clapped by a prepubescent kid 🤦
when Jaiden pulled out the spreadsheet, I knew it was over for Schlatt 😂
Jaiden is the best representative the lions could ask for, a true believer in the lion ladder theory. She didn't even need to mention that a few medieval era humans were able to canonically DROWN the God pokemon Arceus.
she still wrong tho
lets just say in defense of the pokemon:
there's ho-oh, a flying turkey that revived 3 burnt dogs into 3 legendary beasts, potentially meaning it could do the same
giratina could go into a separate form and sneakily take out crowds whilst being unkillable
literally any flying pokemon can swoop down and pick up/take out singular lions
yveltal, when dying, can take out whole populations and recreate itself
dialga and palkia can use their powers to clear out a whole army worth of lions probably
any rock type pokemon can take anything from lions
gardevoir would create a black hole to absorb every lion in that battlefield
wigglytuff can sing and put all lions to sleep, allowing for the pokemon to take them all out without any harm for a while
a pokemon can just use blizzard, earthquake, or explosion to wipe out a ton of lions
machamp can toss a load of punches while charging through lions before they themselves get taken out
weezing poisons the lions side and probably kills majority of them
rayquaza is just cool therefore it solos
i can't name any other pokemon
@@omnial I ain't reading all that, lions would win
@@Avid027 my entire argument when someone says "i aint readin all that":
@@Avid027 both the lion debates are foolish. Lions can’t be trained to stack in a ladder, and if she’s referencing the Bible for the whole “we killed god” thing that was the whole point.
16:11 the absolute incredulity of "lion jacket" followed by a solid 10 seconds of silence is why this video is fucking peak comedy
schlatt.exe stopped working
Exactly
alpharad taught jaiden well
Onyx solos. Its sentient rocks. Just have rock types as a front line while the not functionally immortal pokemon uses ranged attacks and strike from cover. Easy
Moral of the story: just because you're wrong doesn't mean you have to lose the argument
True
True!
she definitely knew that. she knows enough to have argued for pokemon but trolled Jshaltt instead
@@christophercrafte wym? A billion is a lot
@@bungersinyourarea and there is a pokemon that if it dies it wipes out every living thing. Lions cannot win
I love how both sides are in a clusterfuck, Schlatt could've ended it with one word if he actually knew anything about Pokémon and Jaiden had to gaslight herself into making a reasonably believable argument for the lions standing a chance. "Lion ladder" just says it all.
well if lions don't know how to make ladders then we just use lion university
out of curiosity, what word would that be?
@Gappys5thTesticle actually like 6 words
Perish song
Kyogre
Draco meteor
Yveltal
Lions win easy. Its simple as
@@Crafty_Breeze Thank you but I have no Idea what these "words" are😅
schlatt literally had the winning argument and somehow lost
Lion Counter Argument
ThEy CaN mAkE a LaDdEr TrUsT mE
You must have never seen politics before. Welcome to the modern information economy
just get a giratina to send them to the shadow realm 5head or get palkia + dialga and warp time and space to fuck up the lions