CAPITALISM VS. COMMUNISM

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  • @didschlattwin
    @didschlattwin  ปีที่แล้ว +1221

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    • @yeahio
      @yeahio ปีที่แล้ว +11

      why

    • @jwash4302
      @jwash4302 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shut up commie

    • @tacos300l
      @tacos300l ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@ManchesterIsRed27 wtf

    • @H.KILLER
      @H.KILLER ปีที่แล้ว +1

      first😊

    • @Frosty_MC
      @Frosty_MC ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am broke, send me some for free

  • @jackcope5484
    @jackcope5484 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +450

    I love seeing Hasan make clear anti-capitalist value judgements and just follow it up with "and i like that"

    • @mr.dirtydan3338
      @mr.dirtydan3338 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Honestly it's insane to me how there are actually people out there that would unironically agree with what Hasan was saying if they didn't know it was satire.

  • @olfelx
    @olfelx ปีที่แล้ว +12316

    I never thought I'd see the day that Hasan Piker argues about the merits of capitalism in a suit while holding a gun against JSchlatt, who's arguing for communism, but here we are.

    • @Raymal100
      @Raymal100 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd bet on it, Hasan's a capitalist. He just likes to lie to himself. 2 mil. house for him and his mom. Massive hypocrite who'd have his entire livelihood taken from him if he were ever under communist rule

    • @brandonwilliam2618
      @brandonwilliam2618 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeah it happens sometimes

    • @Abysll
      @Abysll ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And we love it

    • @batho5433
      @batho5433 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Personally, I always thought it was only a matter of time

    • @icgmommy87
      @icgmommy87 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      deep down, everyone knew this day would come.

  • @supermariozackary5660
    @supermariozackary5660 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1299

    This is the most non political, political debate I've ever watched

  • @Eric_I_Guess
    @Eric_I_Guess ปีที่แล้ว +559

    6:36
    "Are they leaving by millions"
    "Pfft no. I- I mean yes, yes they are"

    • @comradesvanticki4786
      @comradesvanticki4786 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Time stamp better

    • @Eric_I_Guess
      @Eric_I_Guess 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @comradesvanticki4786 Bro this was 10 montha ago. I edited the comment but still.

    • @Lorax937
      @Lorax937 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Eric_I_Guesswhat was the original timestamp u put

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 ปีที่แล้ว +16549

    Schlatt representing as the communist side of the argument is something I would not expect in a million years.

    • @simplyspectrum7490
      @simplyspectrum7490 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      biggest twist of the season

    • @mocaroxox
      @mocaroxox ปีที่แล้ว +150

      genuinely was ab to say the same thing, almost like when sangwoo said he didn’t like the song killing me softly

    • @dustinperusse8684
      @dustinperusse8684 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I wonder if it’s that thing where people say to truly understand a debate you need to be able to argue both sides

    • @24601st
      @24601st ปีที่แล้ว +140

      meanwhile hasan, leftwing political commentator, is the verified Capitalist

    • @anon-il9qf
      @anon-il9qf ปีที่แล้ว +143

      its satire debate
      makes sense
      both sides can try to make the other side look as bad as possible.

  • @attaxolotl
    @attaxolotl ปีที่แล้ว +8151

    there’s so many levels of irony here it’s amazing

    • @KomikSanz
      @KomikSanz ปีที่แล้ว +83

      we love irony

    • @gattetta
      @gattetta ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like 420# !! :D

    • @silvr4422
      @silvr4422 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ironman 2 was my favourite

    • @kelsierii4747
      @kelsierii4747 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      schlatt is a genius

    • @ps_clips_zone
      @ps_clips_zone ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Schlatt arguing for communism then putting a sponsor in the middle of the video has to be the funniest example

  • @ohhnozonio
    @ohhnozonio ปีที่แล้ว +20139

    "my name is schlatt and i'm a communist" 's delivery hit me in the chest like a bullet.

    • @e3woi990
      @e3woi990 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      And schlatts gun did too

    • @vredyvikylie5028
      @vredyvikylie5028 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      It shocked me to the core too

    • @Doppel_A
      @Doppel_A ปีที่แล้ว +352

      hit me in the tower like a plane

    • @The_mrbob
      @The_mrbob ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Just like the bullet that Shclatt used on those women in 1999.

    • @HellspawnAirsoft
      @HellspawnAirsoft ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I was expecting the title but was not expecting the intro.

  • @02karntrakunvong80
    @02karntrakunvong80 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Time traveler: *kicks a rock
    Time line:

    • @samlecookie2691
      @samlecookie2691 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      butterfly effect would go so hard on this one LMAOOO can you imagine schlatt with blue hair making a coming out video?

    • @Cy4nMod
      @Cy4nMod 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@samlecookie2691 What the fuck are you saying

    • @Artiic-5250
      @Artiic-5250 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@samlecookie2691 very late but schlatt already has

    • @LaSneky
      @LaSneky หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@samlecookie2691 schlatt did at one point wear a pink wig and said he sometimes wonders what it's like to be a woman, so that's not too far off from reality actually

  • @dillybrown
    @dillybrown ปีที่แล้ว +7051

    I love how Schlatt doesn't know a ton of communist talking points, so Hasan just says, "I bet you...", Schlatt agrees, and then Hasan argues against it. 😂 Beautiful stuff guys. Loved it.

    • @AlmightyEnel
      @AlmightyEnel ปีที่แล้ว

      and Hasan just knows how to be a hog because he just watches right wing brain rot all day lmfao

    • @PixlyPenguin
      @PixlyPenguin ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They both could have used much better arguments 😂

    • @5nowx
      @5nowx ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Its a strategy to make arguments called "steelmanning", its in principle the opposite of a strawman.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@PixlyPenguin I think it would have been not as entertaining if Hasan took outk the heavy gns to defend capitalism against Sclatt who had less points

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@jmc_51 I mean, that’s the best capitalism has let’s not even try to pretend otherwise 😂

  • @bunoassruns
    @bunoassruns ปีที่แล้ว +5425

    schlatt went from "cats vs dogs" to arguing over what started the cold war

    • @exthalassa
      @exthalassa ปีที่แล้ว +165

      next time hes going to argue he prefers unlimited bacon, but no more games

    • @spilledcoffee383
      @spilledcoffee383 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Next episode "Ukraine vs Russia"

    • @soppa9871
      @soppa9871 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@exthalassagames, unlimited games

    • @parthenos74
      @parthenos74 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@soppa9871 but no games

    • @isabelwilliams8072
      @isabelwilliams8072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Spilled Coffee
      Jesus Christ man!¡

  • @monkey6430
    @monkey6430 ปีที่แล้ว +3184

    Hank Pecker is the free capitalist pure blooded American success story that we all grind towards

    • @plasticsoya
      @plasticsoya ปีที่แล้ว

      I think his name is Howard Pussypenis, but close enough.

    • @PzKpfw.VPanther
      @PzKpfw.VPanther ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You almost got it my man

    • @SPUTNIK6996
      @SPUTNIK6996 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      🦅🇺🇸

    • @cyarain
      @cyarain ปีที่แล้ว +38

      AMEN BROTHER 🔫 🇺🇸 🍔

    • @O_O.The.Commenter
      @O_O.The.Commenter ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TRUE BROTHER!!!!

  • @JazzyChazzy6910
    @JazzyChazzy6910 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    The fact that Hasan and Schlatt both have guns on their desks is hilarious to me.

    • @itchyPoncho
      @itchyPoncho 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      where is the militia to defend us from scary government ?

    • @yilli_9109
      @yilli_9109 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@itchyPoncho On their desks

    • @thealmightybucket5930
      @thealmightybucket5930 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      if you go far left enough you get your guns back

    • @BigPoppa-qr3vk
      @BigPoppa-qr3vk 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thealmightybucket5930 real asf they should be aks tho not ar15s

  • @marussia_mish
    @marussia_mish ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    "Doctors without borders? How about we have some borders security" I'm dying

    • @goopguy548
      @goopguy548 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Glad to hear a charity giving those doctors some borders

    • @purp4168
      @purp4168 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@goopguy548I am so happy they now have border collies and arent bored any more

    • @DingDingTheYoutubeBuddy
      @DingDingTheYoutubeBuddy ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@goopguy548happy to donate to doctors without boundaries, they struggle with personal space but they mean well!

    • @purp4168
      @purp4168 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vincent91 Not really, communism is an economic concept and democracy is a social concept, democracies are opposite to dictatorships

    • @purp4168
      @purp4168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vincent91 you confuse socialism and communism, which normally come hand in hand.

  • @shadow14805
    @shadow14805 ปีที่แล้ว +4591

    Hasan coming in hot with his "clothes made of chinchillas hunted by indonesian children" intro. That immediatly had me rolling. These two are so funny together.

    • @Star_Starbee
      @Star_Starbee ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I wanna see them collab more it’s amazing

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yes

    • @blightbray127
      @blightbray127 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Star_Starbeeironically though. I hate actual Hassan but the irony in this is just too good

    • @shadow14805
      @shadow14805 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vincent91 what is communism?

    • @shadow14805
      @shadow14805 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vincent91Isn't democracy defined as a control of the government by the majority of the population? How is this significantly different from a "dictatorship of the working class?"

  • @Appleseven77
    @Appleseven77 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    nothing like repping communism and throwing a manscaped ad mid debate

    • @ivyum6976
      @ivyum6976 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👌👌👌

    • @az5428
      @az5428 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not to say Hasan doesn't do a top of the hour ad break every half an hour.

    • @greenburg2276
      @greenburg2276 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ads aren’t inherently anti socialist. Businesses will still exist. I mean modern day ads are kinda sussy tho lmao

    • @greenburg2276
      @greenburg2276 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@az5428 why is that an issue? He should start his own platform? Where he’s not contracted to do so? Because he take a a big ad rev cut to run the least ads in the entire platform.

    • @az5428
      @az5428 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenburg2276 I don't think it is, lol

  • @brother0fsin
    @brother0fsin ปีที่แล้ว +2679

    a socialist pretending to be a capitalist is actually some of the funniest shit ive ever seen

    • @winkertinker
      @winkertinker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Pretty sure he’s full on Marxist not just socialist

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

      ​@@winkertinkerEvery communist is a socialist. It comes with the card.

    • @andresmartinezramos7513
      @andresmartinezramos7513 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@fan9775The party card

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      @@andresmartinezramos7513 yes..that is the joke

    • @mikabakker1
      @mikabakker1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@winkertinker dude owns a villa. Hasan is a capitalist at heart. He only uses the socialists money to become richer the fact actual socialists are defending him are hilarious, but it also doesn't surprise me

  • @jbear4638
    @jbear4638 ปีที่แล้ว +11075

    Watching Hasan trying desperately to not break character and give Schlatt any real talking points on Communism was just gold

    • @huxleybennett4732
      @huxleybennett4732 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Not like he really has any to give tho

    • @Star_Starbee
      @Star_Starbee ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huxleybennett4732 Hasan is a socialist… he could argue for communism all day. He literally does for a job.

    • @Astro_Error
      @Astro_Error ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huxleybennett4732 I agree. Especially that stupid “sharing is caring” talking point. Absolute commie garbage am I right?

    • @shittingmypant3709
      @shittingmypant3709 ปีที่แล้ว +804

      @@huxleybennett4732 homie 💀

    • @Martinez_A12
      @Martinez_A12 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@huxleybennett4732 facts

  • @coalgolem4697
    @coalgolem4697 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    That wasn't Hasan Piker
    That was Hank Pecker

    • @ziib123
      @ziib123 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Nope its theyre billionaire cousin Harry Peckerton.

    • @celestialnichole
      @celestialnichole ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ziib123 ✨GOLD✨ 💀💀💀💀

    • @TheseUseless
      @TheseUseless ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ziib123 originally from BRI’AIN

    • @blacksheep2396
      @blacksheep2396 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hank Pecker sounds like a P*star name

    • @bobthebadbucket9061
      @bobthebadbucket9061 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ziib123erm, it's 'their' 🤓

  • @doogal6306
    @doogal6306 ปีที่แล้ว +4909

    “Hard working mom-and-pop Landlords” is the best phrase I’ve heard this year

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Crazy how this is actually topical now lol. Can't believe "Landlords are people too." is unironically being chanted right now

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​​​@@Angels510bh I don't understand blaming the landlords for this situation. Its not like they're deliberately jacking up prices for homes to make millions and increase homelessness. Ironically most landlords were "mom and pops" who just lived in an easier time and were smart enough to buy a house, which most likely cost their life savings. Aging couples who have no jobs are often left with no choices to make ends meet, my landlord and me literally share the netflix account lmao. Blame the banks and the elite for making the situation as it is.

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ ปีที่แล้ว +161

      ​@@sarwatarannya8786 landlords are blamed because they do nothing to help the situation, and do contribute. A growing number of landlords are just corporations, who rent out terrible homes for high prices, relative to the current market, because they know people don't have the option to choose somewhere else. Location is the driving factor, and when all the good locations are owned by a few corporations, you see the worst from landlords. Also, I understand this isn't the situation everywhere, nor are all landlords bad. But in my area, something like 98%+ of landlords never return the security deposit when the tenant is owed it from their own terms. Out of 100 listings, maybe 2 or 3 will be a private "mom and pop" landlord, while the rest are faceless corporate landlords. You can imagine how they treat the average tenant

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@sarwatarannya8786 landlords by buying jack up demand so they drive up the prices so the ppl who have less money have a lesser chance to buy a house

    • @floris2042
      @floris2042 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@sarwatarannya8786 Landlords buy houses that are already built to make a profit off of it. They don't add any real value to the houses, and the rent they ask will always be more than the actual money and effort they put in, because they are trying to make a profit. This means that they are definitely increasing the cost of housing.
      They are also buying up houses which makes them more scarce, and makes all other houses more expensive. Of course the demand for houses will never go down because it's a choice between buying a way too expensive house, and being homeless, so the houses will keep selling for the more expensive price

  • @danisiwa
    @danisiwa ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Schlatt defending Communism with the American flag on full view the whole time made this whole episode perfect.

  • @murphy9970
    @murphy9970 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    now this was the biggest plot twist i’ve ever heard

  • @Plain-Ketchup
    @Plain-Ketchup ปีที่แล้ว +6103

    Hasan watches so many conservative debates he knows all the talking points

    • @kalb1ss1blak21
      @kalb1ss1blak21 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

      he could be a perfect right wing grifter if he wanted to, but lets be glad he isn't.

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      @@kalb1ss1blak21 yeah, I’m glad he’s just a left wing grifter that talks down to me from his mansion.

    • @ylva7893
      @ylva7893 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@archbishopofthecrusades9579 fuck yeah lets make a petition for him to move into a dumpster!

    • @Ahrecks0
      @Ahrecks0 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@archbishopofthecrusades9579 so there’s no winning in promoting any kind of economic system at all. Might as well kiss yourself

    • @stace6971
      @stace6971 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@archbishopofthecrusades9579 yeah 🔫

  • @yehudadavis3235
    @yehudadavis3235 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    This may be the best debate yet. I can't wait for Schlatt's communist arc

    • @mrpw1402
      @mrpw1402 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Unironically yes

    • @boopermydooper4491
      @boopermydooper4491 ปีที่แล้ว

      We need Marxism-Leninism Maoism-Schlattism to free the proletariat

    • @josh-jesushexandstonks9878
      @josh-jesushexandstonks9878 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrpw1402 You think schlatt would actually go communist? If so, you're an idiot. Communism literally killed hundreds of millions of people, and the communists in power had 1000 times the conviction of any of you. You think you could do it better? No, you can't. By the way, if you want, you can be a communist right now in any capitalist nation. Get a bunch of people and start a commune. Nobody is stopping you. Just don't drag everyone else into your supposed utopia, leave us with the freedom to choose.

    • @kreenbopulusmichael7205
      @kreenbopulusmichael7205 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      only if hasan becomes hardcore conservative

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@kreenbopulusmichael7205
      He already has. You haven’t seen Hank Pecker? Hell yeah brother, he’s a true red-blooded freedom lovin’ gun strappin’ ‘Murican

  • @jentezen4959
    @jentezen4959 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “I have the freedom to look as dumb as I would like” all time great Hasan quote

  • @bubbort8794
    @bubbort8794 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    Hassans entire argument is just "Yeah but freedom" and I love it

    • @MAJ0ROCEL0T
      @MAJ0ROCEL0T ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Agreed, he perfectly encapsulated the entire capitalist arguments and talking points. He's a true capitalist if I've ever seen one

    • @Fck_the_atf
      @Fck_the_atf ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He un ironically made a bunch of good points lol. You can tell he was trying not to and was trying to make capitalism look bad but instead he started accidentally speaking facts lol

    • @internetguy7319
      @internetguy7319 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Fck_the_atf No he doesn't lmao you're just dumb

    • @InfiniteDeckhand
      @InfiniteDeckhand ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fck_the_atf Like what? What were the facts?

    • @ainmon5875
      @ainmon5875 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fck_the_atf lmao you might be missing a few braincells man. You should go find them. If you thought any of those points were genuinely good points then there's a problem.

  • @gr.maurer
    @gr.maurer ปีที่แล้ว +4120

    hasan would be the unbeatable right wing grifter if he kept this up

    • @user-dl5gy6lc2n
      @user-dl5gy6lc2n ปีที่แล้ว +370

      hasan would make the shapiro-crowder-prager-jones-carlson team complete

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      They would LOVE a token Muslim pushing their talking points. Get on that Klandice Owens grind

    • @therealdeal3837
      @therealdeal3837 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      He’s already a very beatable left wing grifter

    • @gaymer5697
      @gaymer5697 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I mean he has always been a grifter, so ofc he would be good at it.

    • @hugunvy788
      @hugunvy788 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amanthedestroyer4852 yes billionaires and corporations love funding leftists your so right !

  • @ALittlePastINSANITY
    @ALittlePastINSANITY ปีที่แล้ว +967

    Man, people who hate Hasan are gunna have a hard time voting for this one lol

    • @flameguy3416
      @flameguy3416 ปีที่แล้ว

      At the same he's acting but also not as he's definitely not a communist with the mansion and the nice car

    • @Hochigan
      @Hochigan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@flameguy3416 who was engels

    • @iwishic0uldw1n24
      @iwishic0uldw1n24 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@Hochigan hes most known for being the cowriter of the communist manifesto. Helped marx develop the idea of communism

    • @asherroodcreel640
      @asherroodcreel640 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@Hochigan spice merchant

    • @revemb4653
      @revemb4653 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Hochigan no hables engles

  • @noveled_1
    @noveled_1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    i cannot believe that i became communist because of schlesticle
    no seriously, I was a lib before. then found hasan through thus and became a dem soc then a socialist, then I went down the leftist rabbit hole and have now become a communist after reading about marxist theory and the proletarian. thanks a lot, schitt

    • @DemocraticConfederalist33
      @DemocraticConfederalist33 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      based

    • @noveled_1
      @noveled_1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@DemocraticConfederalist33 :)

    • @whiskeysaint5609
      @whiskeysaint5609 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Guns made me the complete opposite. Started with Demo ranch and ended with the Daily Wire and Crowder

    • @DemocraticConfederalist33
      @DemocraticConfederalist33 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@whiskeysaint5609 Cringe

    • @noveled_1
      @noveled_1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@whiskeysaint5609 L

  • @JawshYT
    @JawshYT ปีที่แล้ว +3196

    Really disappointed that Schlatt didn't bring up the labor theory of value, Marx's dialectic of history, or the Revolutionary Vanguard (he's a Leninist). I know he loves reading theory so it's kind of shocking that he left that out. 😕

    • @destruktow5891
      @destruktow5891 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      jawsh why do you know this much about leftism i thought you just played video games

    • @patrickstar1969
      @patrickstar1969 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hi jawsh

    • @pinklemonadeschannel
      @pinklemonadeschannel ปีที่แล้ว +145

      in my headcannon schlatt’s a hardcore deleuzian accelerationist

    • @Leadlight280
      @Leadlight280 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shit

    • @adamtrott78
      @adamtrott78 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@destruktow5891 he’s also a history nerd, pretty sure this man studied the civil war

  • @SarudeDanstorm
    @SarudeDanstorm ปีที่แล้ว +746

    3:42 needs to be turned into a gif, with Schlatt and Hasan just flashing guns at each other

    • @solartea_
      @solartea_ ปีที่แล้ว +149

      caption idea "american 4th graders on lunch break"

    • @WisdomEDM
      @WisdomEDM ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Part had me dying 😂

    • @fmlAllthetime
      @fmlAllthetime ปีที่แล้ว

      Forreal tho

  • @dannyg.4421
    @dannyg.4421 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    12:27 HOLY schlatt dropped bars, " I'm running linux right now. my CPU is hot but my core runs cold, between 17 lines of code."

    • @rookcapcoldblood2618
      @rookcapcoldblood2618 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It’s because it’s a reference to Epic Rap battles of History. They used the same line in Bill Gates versus Steve Jobs as HAL, the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey

    • @dannyg.4421
      @dannyg.4421 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rookcapcoldblood2618 oh shit i thought it it was a killer line so that makes sense

    • @MegaEliteAwesome
      @MegaEliteAwesome ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lyrics from the Jobs verse:
      "… I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too
      I'm on Linux, bitch, I thought you GNU
      My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold
      Beat you in 17 lines of code
      I think different from the engine of the days of old
      Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya"

    • @bingusenjoyer197
      @bingusenjoyer197 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rookcapcoldblood2618 goddamn i was super impressed that he dropped that bar off the dome but now i know he got it from ERB. still cold tho

    • @christianrowe992
      @christianrowe992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@bingusenjoyer197yes the fact he remembered it verbatim made my ERB loving ass ecstatic

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    this is my favorite episode so far, i love how much fun hasan is having lmao
    the fact that "try to go through a drive-thru with a train, you can't. checkmate" is what made schlatt have to stop and consider, "am i losing this?" is pure gold

    • @cubancarp3019
      @cubancarp3019 ปีที่แล้ว

      People who change their genders are disgusting dogs

    • @cubancarp3019
      @cubancarp3019 ปีที่แล้ว

      People who change their gender are animals

    • @cubancarp3019
      @cubancarp3019 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women who kill unborn kids deserve domestic abuse

    • @cubancarp3019
      @cubancarp3019 ปีที่แล้ว

      But I’d rather have a kid be aborted than raised by trans ppl

    • @cubancarp3019
      @cubancarp3019 ปีที่แล้ว

      People who change their gender have Down syndrome

  • @Adl1b_
    @Adl1b_ ปีที่แล้ว +494

    90 seconds in, and I’m honestly not convinced this isn’t an advanced Hasan AI 😂

    • @gummywormjim
      @gummywormjim ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Nah, this is exactly the stuff Hasan has been debating against for years. It comes so easy when you hear it all the time.

    • @GhettoWxzrd
      @GhettoWxzrd ปีที่แล้ว +9

      11:11 this part had me also convinced it was an AI lmao.

    • @K_J_Coleman_Composer
      @K_J_Coleman_Composer ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ​@@gummywormjim This is entirely a joke. Because their internet personas come across as on opposite sides, for a bit they pretend to play the opposite role. They don't represent the sides in actuality, just make jokes and talk about fairly irrelevant stuff. It's funny, goofy, and not meant to be taken seriously.

    • @gummywormjim
      @gummywormjim ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@K_J_Coleman_Composer #1 joke explainer. Where would we be without this razor sharp insight?

    • @charlieneedshelp989
      @charlieneedshelp989 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gummywormjim u joking right?

  • @-Alkoline-
    @-Alkoline- ปีที่แล้ว +455

    OG viewers of schlatt know that Jschlatt really stands for Josef Schtalin.

    • @particoskaliwagluftioligst506
      @particoskaliwagluftioligst506 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah it stands for white Juche Stumbannerführer

    • @F0UR3V3R
      @F0UR3V3R ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@particoskaliwagluftioligst506Schlatt doesnt discriminate, so he decided to receeate all genocides at once in 1999

  • @mxwsy_xo
    @mxwsy_xo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    i love the way hasan is so able to grift, and really drives home his point that debates are charisma contests

    • @biggiecheese2400
      @biggiecheese2400 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Why won’t he debate destiny. Bro has the charisma of a lungfish

    • @mxwsy_xo
      @mxwsy_xo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@biggiecheese2400 idk man you can google it ╮( ̄▽ ̄"")╭

    • @JBoxy7
      @JBoxy7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@biggiecheese2400 he never debates steven crowder either. Steven crowder is just as much of an ass but at least he has real arguments.

    • @YaBoiBlantyre
      @YaBoiBlantyre 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@JBoxy7 💀

    • @evandien9947
      @evandien9947 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@JBoxy7 💀💀

  • @idontcare8360
    @idontcare8360 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "Capitalism is the greatest system of all time" Hasanabi

    • @AmJustMaiko
      @AmJustMaiko ปีที่แล้ว +27

      the fact that they both chose the stance that's completely opposite to their personas is completely insane lmao

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@AmJustMaiko I mean Schlatt puts on this conservative persona for comedy purposes, but I'd be willing to bet he at least votes blue.

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@ziwuri so he votes Conservatives

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@RealFemale69 In American politics, voting blue refers to voting for the democratic party.

    • @AmJustMaiko
      @AmJustMaiko ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ziwuri that's why I think this video is the most ironic one out of all his videos of his channel.

  • @funnygrl409
    @funnygrl409 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    I couldn't explain to you why but the whole "a bus is just an uglier car" interaction fucking broke me. It fundamentally broke me as a person. I've never laughed so hard in a room by myself.

    • @AntiroNL
      @AntiroNL ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "checkmate"

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg ปีที่แล้ว

      COMMIE

    • @idilkaraali
      @idilkaraali ปีที่แล้ว +26

      checkmate times two

  • @madeleinekhouri1655
    @madeleinekhouri1655 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    The best part, aside from the intro, was hasan forgetting which side he is arguing 20:19

    • @StrangelJean
      @StrangelJean ปีที่แล้ว +55

      “…and I think that that’s great” 😂

  • @Drogon7102
    @Drogon7102 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    i love how hasan broke character at 6:40

  • @miasmi5992
    @miasmi5992 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    Hasan just having the time of his life using the easiest talking points in his life LMAOOO

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yes

    • @cupsoup7244
      @cupsoup7244 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@big_seano

    • @namaeh
      @namaeh ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@cupsoup7244 maybe

    • @MooseGuy
      @MooseGuy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@namaeh both simultaneously

    • @Spark-bw3ph
      @Spark-bw3ph ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@namaeh I don't know

  • @KrSolarRay
    @KrSolarRay ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “Try to go through a drive-thru with a train, exactly, you can’t, checkmate times two”
    -Hassan Piker

  • @auri00
    @auri00 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    as a person with adhd, I can confirm that when I'm on facetime calls I somehow always end up staring at myself without realizing it

    • @tomgu2285
      @tomgu2285 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @the_birb_guy2091
      @the_birb_guy2091 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're very unique and a snowflake👍

    • @auri00
      @auri00 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@the_birb_guy2091 no I’m not xD

    • @Thefire591
      @Thefire591 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      ​@@the_birb_guy2091lol ppl be calling everything a snowflake nowadays 😂😂 like where is the logic in that comment lmao?

    • @ozu2647
      @ozu2647 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@the_birb_guy2091ro literally said “thats not unique, i do it too” and got called a snowflake

  • @isopodboy
    @isopodboy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    "checkmate, bus, also a car, schlatt. thats right, its just an uglier one"
    "what the fuck are you talking about?"
    "yeah you would know what im talking about if you knew anything about freedom"
    THIS KILLED ME OH MY GOD
    the way hasan smiled while trying not to break character 😭
    edit: time stamp 8:38

  • @ZaNeCuDdEr
    @ZaNeCuDdEr ปีที่แล้ว +394

    today i learned if hasan was unironically a capitialisit.....he would be terrifying hope theres a part 2

    • @charlieneedshelp989
      @charlieneedshelp989 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hes joking bruh

    • @diamondpelel6291
      @diamondpelel6291 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@charlieneedshelp989 hence the “if” and “would be”

    • @charlieneedshelp989
      @charlieneedshelp989 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@diamondpelel6291 nah bro I’m so dumb I read that shit as “today I learned Hasan is unironically a capitalist” 😭

    • @swampwaffle74
      @swampwaffle74 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is already terrifying.

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlieneedshelp989 Same

  • @-atimes3-
    @-atimes3- ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Evil schlatt: 'I'm a communist'
    Evil hasan: 'I'm a capitalist'

    • @mr.benchwormer7723
      @mr.benchwormer7723 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good schlatt: ‘I’m a communist’
      Evil Hasan: ‘I’m a capitalist’

    • @sirsesamesalad
      @sirsesamesalad ปีที่แล้ว +6

      evil hasan: i will fight sam hyde

    • @kakirin
      @kakirin ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sirsesamesaladyour life is so fucking sad

    • @sfbeht7n459
      @sfbeht7n459 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      evil sam hyde fan: *goes outside*

    • @mr.benchwormer7723
      @mr.benchwormer7723 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sfbeht7n459 Lmao true

  • @Angels510
    @Angels510 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    18:52 Schlatt completely speechless at Hank Pecker's 1920's racism was the highlight for me

  • @theboogeyman2590
    @theboogeyman2590 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I havent seen a lot of Hasan’s content but from what I HAVE seen, he seems to be having the most fun here lol

  • @_hey_im_josh_8119
    @_hey_im_josh_8119 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I could tell from the title that this was going to be extra good

  • @ArthurMroster
    @ArthurMroster ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Dude hasan is so good at capitalist arguments because hes heard them over and over lmao

    • @JustArt0
      @JustArt0 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hi arthur

    • @user-qv9dc6sr8f9
      @user-qv9dc6sr8f9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JustArt0 hi alpha

    • @qwertyasdf4081
      @qwertyasdf4081 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-qv9dc6sr8f9 hi user

    • @dtthrower
      @dtthrower ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@user-qv9dc6sr8f9 hi ​ @user-qv9dc6sr8f9

    • @dccdislame
      @dccdislame ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@user-qv9dc6sr8f9 hi qv9dc6sr8f9

  • @Lucid_reign
    @Lucid_reign ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Just had one of the absolute worst nightmares I've had in a year, thanks for this timing Schlatt

    • @andrazprelec8263
      @andrazprelec8263 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the nightmare about

    • @Noah-lj2sg
      @Noah-lj2sg ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@andrazprelec8263 schlatt being communist

    • @baller-k8i
      @baller-k8i ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh that must've sucked hope your good now

    • @reymc2698
      @reymc2698 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Would you call schlatt your comfort streamer?

    • @Werileyz
      @Werileyz ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m sorry 💚 I’ve got PTSD so I know how it is. I hope you feel better soon.

  • @zen-sq9jf
    @zen-sq9jf ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Try to go through a drive-thru with a train. Okay? You can't. Exactly."
    Lmaoo it's so ridiculous but this video was funny and I loved watching it.

  • @HeartyJune
    @HeartyJune ปีที่แล้ว +153

    you can see just how much fun hasan is having

  • @vratislavgrozayasherov
    @vratislavgrozayasherov ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    The move of taking the "Communist" side was totally unpredictable, "Schlatt" truly surprises "me" with "his" every move.

    • @sflightt
      @sflightt ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “his”

    • @Somebodyherefornow
      @Somebodyherefornow ปีที่แล้ว +6

      do “you” wat”ch” ton”y” zaret”?”

    • @HellspawnAirsoft
      @HellspawnAirsoft ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He actually made some good points on public equity in his very Schlatt way.

    • @Taylor_5724
      @Taylor_5724 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "he" really surprised me with what he did to me and my people back in 1999

    • @charlieneedshelp989
      @charlieneedshelp989 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh Schlatt surprised you? Hasan is a leftist and a socialist

  • @koop2014
    @koop2014 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Schlatt has opened a portal to an alternative dimension

  • @-C-E-L-L-
    @-C-E-L-L- ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hasan being a socialist but arguing for capitalism and Schlatt being a capitalist but arguing for communism made this debate more entertaining.

  • @VizualDK
    @VizualDK ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Schlatt finally getting a taste of what it’s like arguing against an american 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

    • @SilasIsKing
      @SilasIsKing ปีที่แล้ว

      Cry about it pussy 🇺🇸

    • @Green_Bean_Machine
      @Green_Bean_Machine ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fruitless in the face of pure facts

    • @dead2memes2oof85
      @dead2memes2oof85 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Green_Bean_MachineWhere are you from?

  • @danktank3607
    @danktank3607 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    3:47 Schlatt accidentally quoting Mao is great.

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    11:12 "trying to go through a drive through with a train." literally made me stop brushing my teeth in fear of choking

  • @dusty8592
    @dusty8592 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    12:19
    Never expected to hear a 10 year old Epic Rap Battle of History bar in a Schlatt vid but it was a real pepega

  • @IzzyIsntReal
    @IzzyIsntReal ปีที่แล้ว +415

    This is actually so genius. Because how lame would it have been for them to have a serious 20 minute argument?

    • @abhikergaming7783
      @abhikergaming7783 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wait Hasan wasn't serious when he said he didn't belive in Global warming,or that sharing is caring is horrible??

    • @val-4
      @val-4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It would be lame cuz they’d be on the same side if this was serious lmao

    • @lordlammi1562
      @lordlammi1562 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@val-4Schlatt is a communist?

    • @theroundtable6371
      @theroundtable6371 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@val-4Shlatt is a capitalist and Hasan definitely is not a capitalist lmao

    • @val-4
      @val-4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@theroundtable6371 Did schlatt personally tell you he is a capitalist or sumthin 🤣🤣

  • @hiiamelecktro4985
    @hiiamelecktro4985 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Hasan has so much experience in Schlatt’s roll that he knows how to debate himself lmaooo

    • @charlieneedshelp989
      @charlieneedshelp989 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hasan is actually a communist they just swapped roles for the debate

    • @schwarz8614
      @schwarz8614 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hasan does nothing but debate himself all day. He bans and insults anyone with actual talking points.

  • @kkronkk
    @kkronkk ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Capitalism: old guy who likes ice cream
    Communism: guy who resembles Santa
    Choose your fighter.

  • @wren1871
    @wren1871 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love when Hasan says "I, on the other hand, deserve it!"

  • @masonpiddock
    @masonpiddock ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I wouldn’t have bet my life savings that I’d hear Schlatt argue in favor of communism

  • @Jajawa
    @Jajawa ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I love how they both are passive aggressively attacking the side that they take because they are switching it up

  • @spongbebsquarepoonts4787
    @spongbebsquarepoonts4787 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    as a russian i welcome Schlatt into the soviet union, he shall recieve a half bottle of vodka and bag of Semki

    • @ting4758
      @ting4758 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop killing ukranian babies

    • @komare5344
      @komare5344 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow you must be a time traveler too

    • @spongbebsquarepoonts4787
      @spongbebsquarepoonts4787 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@komare5344 who told you.. i mean uhh Cyka blyat?

    • @thea_jpeg
      @thea_jpeg ปีที่แล้ว +3

      brother you're like 3 decades behind

    • @spongbebsquarepoonts4787
      @spongbebsquarepoonts4787 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thea_jpeg me and fellow comrades have reinstated soviet union in siberian forest, it is guarded by bear and gopniks with Kalashnikov, shlatt is welcome there

  • @arishumaker7967
    @arishumaker7967 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Personally I prefer fascism

  • @johannes_lee9351
    @johannes_lee9351 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Hasan's roleplay skills are too strong

  • @kidwk_
    @kidwk_ ปีที่แล้ว +178

    We went from the amount of holes a straw has to this, truly innovative content "Schlatt"

  • @Shaneanea56
    @Shaneanea56 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    This was simultaneously the most expected and least expected video for schlatt vs hasan

  • @colmtebbe1570
    @colmtebbe1570 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    7:32 bro really just attacked mr beast like that out of no where 💀💀

  • @llsilvertail561
    @llsilvertail561 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I'm wheezing thank you
    Edit: Hasan's smug look through the entire thing vs Schlatt's just "wtf" face absolutely killed me. Also the moment when Hasan broke character was so good.

    • @crudbeans8905
      @crudbeans8905 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro thinks he’s Patrick Batmane

  • @lym_e
    @lym_e ปีที่แล้ว +186

    plot twist, schlatt's secretly a capitalist and hasan is secretly a communist

    • @lym_e
      @lym_e ปีที่แล้ว

      wait hold on, hasan literally has a communist ushanka on his shelf

    • @jmscdy
      @jmscdy ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Not even a plot twist, that's how it is, they did this joke for this episode

    • @ultinihil
      @ultinihil ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jmscdy r/woosh

    • @jmscdy
      @jmscdy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultinihil ???

    • @ultinihil
      @ultinihil ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jmscdy The person making the comment is joking

  • @Funnyname321
    @Funnyname321 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This might be the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

  • @kazulitheseawing3284
    @kazulitheseawing3284 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Id like to believe schlatt won on a fundamental level, but i think hasan nailed the petty narcacism of a capitilist, even going as far to admire his own reflection even in the middle of a debate. Hands down the best performance goes to hasan

  • @smiegs340
    @smiegs340 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    How much you want to bet a bunch of people saw schlatt vs hasan and voted shclatt without watching the video LMAO

    • @Purpletrident
      @Purpletrident ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Let's be real, Hasanabi heads voted against him too lmao

    • @HakimButSouthAfrican
      @HakimButSouthAfrican ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Purpletrident Hasanabi heads are his biggest haters 😂😂😂😂

    • @user-fp7sc1hl2n
      @user-fp7sc1hl2n ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what does hasan do? cuz everyone hates him but at the same time he has alot of fans.

    • @enider
      @enider ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@user-fp7sc1hl2n Talks politics, so that probably answers your question

    • @HakimButSouthAfrican
      @HakimButSouthAfrican ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-fp7sc1hl2n he’s a twitch streamer and political commentator. He’s also a socialist

  • @beebie_weebie
    @beebie_weebie ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The people skipping this video because ”Eww Hasan” are missing out, this is the funniest one yet.

    • @Keeby.
      @Keeby. ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The people skipping this video because ”Eww Hasan” are missing out, hes so fucking hot in this video.

    • @beebie_weebie
      @beebie_weebie ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Keeby. REAL

    • @yololoyo7379
      @yololoyo7379 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Also i find out Hasan can be a right wing grifter if he want to LMAO. He watch way too much conservative debates he knows how to become one

    • @def_not-luigi
      @def_not-luigi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @Derg2003
      @Derg2003 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yololoyo7379 makes me wonder how far he couldve gone in the red pill space 😂

  • @bundocke
    @bundocke ปีที่แล้ว +201

    hasan pulling back from his desk to reveal that he has no pants on really made this for me

    • @janakrug633
      @janakrug633 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Time stamp? Asking for a friend

    • @Lil1kv
      @Lil1kv ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm the friend, what's the timestamp?

    • @janakrug633
      @janakrug633 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Lil1kv found it, it's at around 3:08

    • @leo8273
      @leo8273 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i think theyre just tan shorts 😂😂

  • @ed_cmntonly
    @ed_cmntonly ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "this is made by chinchillas that Indonesian children hunted" godamn hassan 💀💀💀

  • @renangelo419
    @renangelo419 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The more i watch these the more I dread the day we get the episode with Wilbur Soot and Schlatt back in the same vicinity of one another

  • @Frixworks
    @Frixworks ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I love how Hasan keeps unintentionally slipping up his real views.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @BenjyF563
    @BenjyF563 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Hasan trying his hardest not to laugh while spitting capitalism lmao, this was amazing to watch

  • @francegamer
    @francegamer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    They're both losing so hard. I love it.

  • @koertopkeulenstam1017
    @koertopkeulenstam1017 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    12:27 Schlatt using ERB lines to win an argument has got to be the best thing I’ve seen in a while

  • @ainmon5875
    @ainmon5875 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    I know this was all a joke, but it's still crazy that capitalists think charity is what socialism and communism is. Charity is a capitalist construct.

    • @Nothisndhdudjdjdj
      @Nothisndhdudjdjdj ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Thats not the point this isnt what capitolist think lmao. Charity is rooted in disparity and trying to level it through distribution of wealth but out of free will instead of government intervention.
      So it goes to reason that a communist who believes in distribution of wealth would generally want to lead by example and be charitable as under communism hoarding wealth is seen as the cause of disparity and is seen as immoral and wrong
      so you figure a communist in a capitalist society would lead be example and live modestly and and redistribute wealth (not that he cant have any nice things but a 4 bedroom mansion is more then anyone needs, elons musk house cost a 3rd of that.
      To me hasaan is just a capitalist grifting the communist community which is kinda based lol

    • @ainmon5875
      @ainmon5875 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@Nothisndhdudjdjdj You said a lot of false shit there, so I'll try to cover as much as I can (I don't feel like explaining exaclty what communism, socialism, and marxism are to you. If you don't know, then you shouldn't be speaking on them).
      Firstly, Hasan isn't a communist. He's a marxist socialist, which is close to communism with some key differences.
      Secondly, Hasan doesn't believe doing a blanket "redistribution of wealth". He teaches that people should be paid around as much as they are putting into a job and that the wealthy should pay a more in taxes. People making more money would still be wealthier than people making less money.
      Thirdly, that set of ideals does not have anything to do with living modestly. In fact, it's entire goal is to give people more money and free time so that they can live more lavishely than before. It's about giving more people true financial freedom.
      And finally, I don't think you know what grifting means. Hasan has believed in and taught the exact same things since before he was even a streamer. His ideas have never changed. Grifting is when you change your ideals in order to gain money or power. He also lives his life in the most socialist way he can within a capitalist country. His editors literally own the work they do, and have full creative freedom (They do not work for him. They work with him.) He also purposely doesn't use any tax loopholes, because he wants to contribute to social programs. He even makes his money directly from people paying him what they think he is worth. That is the purest form of socialism there could be in current America. If he was a grifter he would be at the Daily Wire being paid 25 million a year to lie to people about stuff he doesn't believe in because the right wing grift pays FAR more now. Hasan is a poor boy compared to those people.
      Notice how I didn't mention charity within that. Yes he donates to charity, but that is a capitalist action. I will say that charity is a good thing created by capitalism. Also, his family lives with him in his house. He kinda does need 4 bedrooms, not that it matters. He could have a 20 bedroom mansion and it wouldn't conflict with what he teaches.

    • @Nothisndhdudjdjdj
      @Nothisndhdudjdjdj ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ainmon5875 ok ya know if i had thought more before commenting i coulda made some points better because he does advocate for communism being a better system then capitalism at minimum but ik he was some denomination of socialism.
      Also that isnt what grifting means. In the dictionary it just means a petty swindle. But how its used nowadays while often involves switching sides thats alwayd the case, it just means making a bunch of money of a group of peoples whos ideals you dont agree with of dont care about but you pretend to for profit.

    • @Nothisndhdudjdjdj
      @Nothisndhdudjdjdj ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ainmon5875 but ya made better points then any other hasaan fan ive ever seen ill give u that, but even if hes not a big of a hypocrite as I thought (still think hes a hypocrite for hating rich ppl while being wealthy and living un modestly himself) i still dont like him for the blatant strawmans and ad hominems he constantly does. Feel like really smart ppl explain things calmly instead of getting all uppitty and annoying like hasaan does.
      But seriously thanks for the response love to see honest conversation

    • @ainmon5875
      @ainmon5875 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Nothisndhdudjdjdj No problem. Most problems people have with Hasan are due to them not really knowing him or what he teaches. I do agree that he can get far too angry sometimes, but I don't think that has anything to do with intelligence. It just shows he's passionate. I'm also not sure about what blatant strawmans and ad hominems you're talking about. He definitely uses those when he's joking around with viewers, but in a real conversation/debate he does not.
      I will add that he doesn't hate all rich people. Someone with 3 million dollars in the bank is rich, but that's not who most socialists are going after. 3 million is nothing compared to someone like Elon who has (or had) over a billion. People with that much money had to exploit so many people to get there, that it's kind of strange if you don't dislike them.
      Once again though, socialism and marxism do not prevent people from living lavishly. The main goal of them is to allow everyone to live somewhat lavishly.
      On a side note, I lived to San Francisco with my father and brother around 15 years ago and we bought a house for just over 1 million. It had 2 tiny bedrooms (barely large enough to fit mattresses), a small kitchen, and a room that can barely be called a living room due to its size. I had to sleep in the hallway between the rooms becuase there wasn't space for me to sleep anywhere else. Since then, housing in California has only gotten more expensive. Taking out a mortgage (he didn't buy it outright. He isn't that rich) for a 4-5 million dollar house isn't exactly what I would call "living lavishly". Yes, it's nice, but it's nothing crazy compared to how much houses in Cali typically cost.
      Btw, I do know I'm basically dick riding Hasan here, but I don't care. I genuinely think he's one of most well intentioned, nice, and good people on the internet and it always sucks to see so many people misrepresenting him.

  • @Splinter-ge9pf
    @Splinter-ge9pf ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I like how schlatt has actually valid arguments and hasans are just "freedom and a car is cooler than bus"

    • @Brainles5
      @Brainles5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's just the actual arguments right wingers use.

    • @AntiroNL
      @AntiroNL ปีที่แล้ว +3

      seems odly familiuar

    • @MightyKondrai
      @MightyKondrai ปีที่แล้ว +13

      because Hasan didn't use a single real argument this was done for entertainment of people who know politics from twitch and reddit.

    • @Brainles5
      @Brainles5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@MightyKondrai he worded things differently, but he said the same thing real right wing grifters say.

    • @MightyKondrai
      @MightyKondrai ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Brainles5 yes because right wing grifters are dumb and can't argue for their own sakes. the impressionable teens watching this will actually equate Hasan's and Schlatts talking points representative of both system when they are not and end up socialists or even commies that can define neither ideology.

  • @deviantsemicolon618
    @deviantsemicolon618 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Jschlatt saying he was a communist actually jumpscared me

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    God damn it I laughed immediately at Hassan's get up

  • @babyyaga2201
    @babyyaga2201 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Only Hasan could debate for both sides in an argument and still win

    • @the_birb_guy2091
      @the_birb_guy2091 ปีที่แล้ว

      He never even made any actual points of either side, the only arguments he ever makes is the typical leftist argument of insulting and screaming at the opposition.

    • @mikeedwin1905
      @mikeedwin1905 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, that's what happens when you're not trying to learn through dialogue but only to "win". Sad, really.

    • @chrisangel6833
      @chrisangel6833 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vincent91you fucking idiot the video is completely satirical just watch it you eco chamber weirdo and just have fun for once

    • @obscurekidney501
      @obscurekidney501 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vincent91 Sure if you mean democracy in the liberal sense, but a liberal democracy is only democracy for the bourgeois my friend same for the democracy of ancient slave republics
      in our capitalist society the citizen has no real freedom except the choice of voting between 2 bourgeois candidates
      in our current society we live in a dictatorship of capital which goes against democracy which is people's rule
      one day you may realise that you're being exploited and fed propaganda
      but I hope it comes sooner than later
      good day my friend

    • @Ryan-bf4ck
      @Ryan-bf4ck ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikeedwin1905 thats why hassan doesnt debate much. He agrees with the fact that they are fun to do, but they dont change your mind

  • @BepisQueen
    @BepisQueen ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Hasan is so relaxed with his arguments. Easy w

    • @itzs0weezee
      @itzs0weezee ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Another easy W for capitalism 💯💯

    • @eyevan7100
      @eyevan7100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W for capitalism ❤

  • @pete_____2318
    @pete_____2318 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    6:55 bro my dad actually does this unironically 💀

  • @milkywayflea404
    @milkywayflea404 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love how out of all people, it was Hank Pecker who was the first guest who brought in his own gun to match Schlatt's.

  • @OskarLewczuk
    @OskarLewczuk ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "My name is Schatt and i'm a communist"

  • @WolfsKitten
    @WolfsKitten ปีที่แล้ว +432

    i love how perfectly hasan captures the absudity of american capitalism

    • @HBP27
      @HBP27 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nah man capitalism is gud❤

    • @moustachio05
      @moustachio05 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      ​@@HBP27 concentration of wealth and power at the hands of a few is gud ❤️

    • @ghoulishshift
      @ghoulishshift ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@HBP27Ur a cretin ❤

    • @KramiIion
      @KramiIion ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@moustachio05True

    • @JokingAroundInternet
      @JokingAroundInternet ปีที่แล้ว

      Absudity of common sense production and trade like it was always during all history except 20th century that was a disaster. America didn't invent capitalism, just saying.

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I'm really not a Hasan fan but he was hilarious here. "Those hardworking, mom-and-pop landlords" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathie1750
    @nathie1750 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Hasan breaking character at the end was gold

  • @BlinkNetwork889
    @BlinkNetwork889 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “My name is Schlatt, and I’m a communist.” - jschlatt, 2023

  • @no-wu7wl
    @no-wu7wl ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Honestly, this aint the last thing I would expect from schlatt

  • @breadbutmore5012
    @breadbutmore5012 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hasan is so right! I'm no longer a sad communist thank you