It helps that Schlatt is a very safe guy to be around, unlike a lot of big creators with lecherous behaviour - women feel comfortable with him in the room
Plot twist: Schlatt is the one who removed the screws from Minx's hinges and is solely responsible for her continuous nervous breakdown over the course of past two years.
It’s incredible to me how recognizable shlortts face is but how i can’t recognize him in 25% of these clips. Makes me wonder if I’d place the connection irl if i ever ran into him in on the street.
I love how 99% of these are Schlatt with his friends. The fact that the clips he liked most were with them, it shows what he values in his life, and idk, it warms my heart. ❤ :)
It’s weird seeing Schlatt without his facial hair at 2:57 I think he should rock with the clean shave more often, he looks pretty clean without it. But hey that’s just my opinion
The reason he actually has the mutton chops is because when his face reveal first came out, people started making those damn edits that they do of people, you know, the cutesy heart ones, so he decided to lower his potentially dangerous rizz by growing out the mutton chops
I know this will probably never be seen, but I just added a Schlagg to my tattoo sleeve yesterday. I’ve received some very confused looks. 10/10 - great decision 👏🏼
The guy in the first clip actually gave the best answer to the question. It actually gives a correct, deep, and profound answer, which is passed off as an ironic joke, but, in fact, it is not.
"schlatt" I have not forgotten the horrors of that day back in 99' you tried to erase the evidence but im still here and I am coming to avenge those pregnant womans.
Ngl Id vote for that guy at the start, such a brave statement
Because they do work with fries
Pretty sure it might be the first ever political statement that all parties can agree on.
A brave statement, for a brave man
Sir Dickiosus 2024
he was already president!
The fact that Schlatt and Minx kept up the bit for years truly tells me they’re an incredible comedic duo, the dedication is astounding.
It helps that Schlatt is a very safe guy to be around, unlike a lot of big creators with lecherous behaviour - women feel comfortable with him in the room
@@nxxynx5039 Those women certainly didn't feel safe around "Schlugg" back in '99
@@nxxynx5039 That's why he's literally a GOAT
I ship 'em.
@@JeremiahWdabullfrog do not say those words ever again pls. minx is a bitch.
sees woman naked: cries out in terror and pain
sees man literally walk into the room: immediately goes for the tounge
based shlagg
Based
@powdergate Tongue.
the clip just played right after reading this comment lmao
What
Schlatt's entire personality is just the definition of chaotic evil and that's why we love him.
*New Yorker
Average Florida man
why are you sayin ts acting like i wont scatter your dismembered limbs around holes that i will dig on September 27th at 3:42 AM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:06 jschlatt without mutton chops is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.
Yeah he looks Russian for no reason
true
Took me back
no hes actually handsome without the chops
@@aidenghostyt he does look pretty good. But I think mutton chops were the way better call.
0:15 this is a rare case of seeing schlatt with a genuine face of fear.
Classic case of "Is my house haunted or do I have a cat?"
@@bluesbest1 it's both for all cat owners
@@choco_L8 can confirm
"schlatt" doesnt know fear, he only utilizes a mockery of our emotions to catch us off guard
he thought his sins from 1999 caught up with him
Best Schlatt quote:
"I watched the towers fall, you fuck!"
-Jonathan Schlatt
Gets me every time
You can hear the disappointment and anger in his voice lmao
"Schlubb" certainly did more than watch the towers fall back in '01
It’s actually Jared scholar 🤓
The fact that this comment has 911 likes is just adding to that bit.
@@indrajitkonar5461 didn't even realize omfg 😂😂
3:12, I love the way “schlatt” stops to consider his choices, then did to Scarra what he did to those women in 1999…
What vid is the clip from
Immediately followed by the "I killed a man today"
@@madelinemay3375 th-cam.com/video/7Z6x1GAGVfw/w-d-xo.html
@@madelinemay3375 th-cam.com/video/7Z6x1GAGVfw/w-d-xo.html
@@madelinemay3375the lunch club channel from like 2019 lol, it’s one of their first videos. robbing youtubers iirc
1:22 The spinning fucking killed me
Probably killed her too
It probably killed her too.
didn't you hear schlatt? it isn't funny, we can't laugh at it
@@ratgobbler thats what i was thinking while laughing
@@ratgobbler it's not funny. don't laugh. schlatt said so
7:41
Ludwig: *visible straight confusion*
EHEHHE
3:03 “ hope you have some for yours” bro was cold for that
8:03 we all just witnessed the activation of a sleeper agent
nah he pretty sure he factory reset Schlatt
the fact that charlie went from hands up trying not to get shot to a twerking position on the door is sending me
8:02 he experienced something we cannot comprehend
8:35 THIS WAS KINDA WHOLESOME BRO
Nah
0:13 the door with the Minecraft cave sound along with his face is beyond perfection
9:08 this is the face jshingle had when he had that "accident" in '99.
Schlagg formula:
Video 1 clips a b c d e f g
Video 2 clips g f d e b c a
Video 3 clips d f g a b e c
And i will continue to watch every single one
0:18 I need these things when I’m listening at work. Not when I’m at home actually looking at the vids lol
Plot twist: Schlatt is the one who removed the screws from Minx's hinges and is solely responsible for her continuous nervous breakdown over the course of past two years.
1:51 and he took that personally 🤣
7:21 the way minx rages just killed me
1:42
*slime twerking*
slime: when do i help?!
slime again: when do i stop?!
It’s incredible to me how recognizable shlortts face is but how i can’t recognize him in 25% of these clips. Makes me wonder if I’d place the connection irl if i ever ran into him in on the street.
That’s how he got away with what he did to those 4 women back in 1999
@@Dontworryaboutit961 would also explain how he never got caught from the thing from September 2001…
@@magnusskipton7067 would also explain what he did to the 6591 innocent pets on 1999. That poor ferret...
Dotpnt get near Shluckshluck
I can't believe these clips made "schlatt" famous 3 times
I can't believe your dad left without saying goodbye.
@@ImpossiblySimple I can't believe that absolutely nobody asked.
@@unknownuser1736 Same can be said for you dumbass lol
Actually it's Famous 3, which is the 3rd tier of the status effect
2:45 schlatt without chops is like chops without gravy
5:13 BRO THE WAY HE JUST GIVES HIMA FIST BUMP💀💀😭🗣️🗣️
Schatt at minx’s friendship describes me and one of my guy friends friendship
You… wanna talk about that?
@@scarletpanther19…why?
@@scarletpanther19 you sound like you dont even kiss tha homies goodnight with that attitude, foh
@@scarletpanther19 uhmm.. 😅
HARAM🕋😠🕋😠🕋😠🕋😠🕋😠🕋😠
Seeing minx lose her mind because of shlagg always makes my day
5:10 supportive fans? We sure they're schlatt's fans?
I thought next would be schlatt asking to show him the real video or the host saying he'll show the real video
You forget that shlatt is only 23-24, without the chops hes got a baby face
1:23 the laugh of pure enjoyme
1 enjoyme
@@snaifhassnan6348 yeah soz
He was about to finish the comment then they got him
3:24 one of the funniest Schlatt moments
what even is the number
@@Goversher1-800-EAT-SHIT
I love how 99% of these are Schlatt with his friends. The fact that the clips he liked most were with them, it shows what he values in his life, and idk, it warms my heart. ❤ :)
Man, Minx and Schlatt are low-key down bad for each other.
For real tho
Nothing lowkey about it
7:40
@@cellardweller5245he swing both ways
Fr
1:00
“Cooper what are you doing”
“Docking”
7:15 no one gonna talk about the knife to her throat? 💀
nope
I was about to ask ;-;
wtf is wrong with her????
@@nycleo comedy
@@happykojot2258
We have a very different definition of comedy then.
For me, this is extremely cringe
shit is mad weird
That door move was the most accurate moment I’ve ever seen, I’m terrified of that happening.
The old women really was like “so this is how I die, by spinning while being laughed about by jschlaat”
0:53 he sounds like he hasn't gone thru puberty yet lol
I noticed that too😭 i think he was around 18 in that
5:23 I almost died from choking on my food
Jschlatt without the chops is cursed beyond what cursed can go to
"I watched the towers fall you fuck" is so funny.
Please, tell Schlatt to NEVER shave his beard again.
4:55 mans hat is literally bass clef
the disapproval in the way john said "I watched the towers fall, you fuck!" will never fail to make me laugh
I love when he breaks character for like 2 seconds
2:50 he really does look like the guy from cloudy chance of meatballs
when jambo taps you on the face you retain all knowledge of the unknown universe
"babe wake up. A new clips that made Schlatt famous is out."
"YOU GOT $8700 ON THIS BED HUH?"
"How did you count it that fast?"
LOL underrated haha
1:57
“I wanna go home, I wanna go home” 🤓🤓🤓
young Jschlatt is just odd
“I killed a man today. I lured him to death with a can of baked beans” average dayz encounter
oh jambo... bro i wish schlatt did more drunk driving. thats stuff is hilarious!! ty for the new vid
8:05 I WAS LISTENING TO MIRACLE MUSICAL AND THE "all for nothing at all" STARTED PLAYING RIGHT WHEN HE GAVE THAT STARE XDDD
Love how the most replayed moment is Charlie twerking
1:51 will never not make me scream laugh
0:35 the comment from chat "JIM CROW TYPE BEAT"
8:41 that angle ☠️☠️
3:13 Schlatt looks like Manny ong
0:09 I never knew that was Schlatt asking that I think I’ve been living under a rock
I was NOT expecting the lunch club heist clip
Those shorts 8:47 💀
*jorts
“Schlatt” has such an immaculate way with words.
Minx is something else fr
5:23 this got worse by the second 😂
“Well, hopefully you have some for yours.”
Is such a hard line. 😂
It’s weird seeing Schlatt without his facial hair at 2:57 I think he should rock with the clean shave more often, he looks pretty clean without it. But hey that’s just my opinion
The reason he actually has the mutton chops is because when his face reveal first came out, people started making those damn edits that they do of people, you know, the cutesy heart ones, so he decided to lower his potentially dangerous rizz by growing out the mutton chops
He was uncomfortable with all the 14 year old girls who found him attractive so he wanted to be "uglier"
@@bigbeng6041 That makes sense
that lady was a fan set to hurricane speed lmfaoooooo
I know this will probably never be seen, but I just added a Schlagg to my tattoo sleeve yesterday. I’ve received some very confused looks. 10/10 - great decision 👏🏼
Noice dude
That’s amazing
👍🏻
The guy in the first clip actually gave the best answer to the question. It actually gives a correct, deep, and profound answer, which is passed off as an ironic joke, but, in fact, it is not.
Imma take the bait and ask what you mean
@@johnnycranknose4098 It's been a year, I forgor 😔
She spinning faster than the helicopter blades themselves
4:15 WTF IS THAT HAIRLINE
an extra moustache, for later
Dude got the 'no you don't' law hairline
2:28 EW SCHLATT WITHOUT FACIAL HAIR
Wdym ew no way
Skinny schlatt ew
He looks like an assassin
At 2:10 they have the same one as me that’s the m-2000 perses nerf rival
I never knew nerf guns had names lol
@@dancingtrex6614 they all have names yeah my favorite is the perses or athena
4:15 mans stole a piece of his beard for sure.
8:50 so funny bro what 💀
I was about to comment that bro
Bro stop stealing my comment
I can relate
Man forgot to switch accounts 4 times
Wait I’m confused
9:02 and that there, is how the schlanket was born, ladies and gentlemen.
Schlatt/Minx were such a perfect duo
1:15 she was synced with 5he propelers
You could tell he was disappointed 1:48
Bruh "hey there hot stuff" im dead 💀
This is why I watch him lol
The 1st statement is totally agreeable I agree with it
No no no, being the "funny mic guy" on SMP Live made him famous!
Schlatt is a simple man. In a good way. ❤
i not only watched the towers fall, i smelled them.
and i really want that goddamn jersey.
No damn way that woman survived that helicopter.
Statement of the year: I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with fries
Reminder that this used to be a clips channel called Shlagg
"schlatt" I have not forgotten the horrors of that day back in 99' you tried to erase the evidence but im still here and I am coming to avenge those pregnant womans.
Ludwig randomly appearing at 7:44
3:27
WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
2:22 This is what happened when it reached midnight for me.
6:51 Reminds me of cow chop
Dude watched the towers fall when he was 3 💀
I completed forgot what schlatt looks like shaved, it’s been so long
Schlatt without the Side burns is unnatural.
0:13 genuinely scared the shit outta me