r/IDontWorkHereLady - Petty Karen Steals MY MILK to Teach Me a Lesson! It Backfires!

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  • @DarkFluff
    @DarkFluff  2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Fill in the blank!
    Karen: I'll have you know that my husband's a _________!

  • @GeorgieB1965
    @GeorgieB1965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    In that clip, I love how the woman has to think for a few seconds before "falling" to the ground.

    • @hellcat9246
      @hellcat9246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Got to give her brain time to get across its cage before it hits the rails and goes off them 🤷‍♂️

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Happens in real life too, I saw someone crossing the road, trying to scam getting hit. Someone drove by real slow to be careful and then after they passed it took her two seconds to collapse onto the ground

    • @pundi2524
      @pundi2524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Delayed msg to the brain be like

    • @darthdrawssometimes8451
      @darthdrawssometimes8451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was a Football injury if I've ever seen one. Delayed reaction pain.

    • @chibideadpoo
      @chibideadpoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She’d make a great soccer (football) player!😂🤣

  • @jo-annbastings
    @jo-annbastings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES against Karens (male and female) because if you don’t, you enable them in their despicable behavior.

    • @damien678
      @damien678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah nah, we arent gonna go blaming the victims for bad behaviour by others

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah yes. Its the victims faults that Karens exist. Gotcha.

    • @NEKOLORD42
      @NEKOLORD42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultimateninjaboi I think they might've meant that their parents might be entitled and raised them to be entitled so they would be a victim of their parents. But I have no clue what they're thinking

    • @toshiroyamada2443
      @toshiroyamada2443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Damien in these cases it is the "victims" fault because they refuse to press charges, thus allowing abusers/criminals to continue.

    • @jo-annbastings
      @jo-annbastings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@toshiroyamada2443 you are right! It is an enabling behavior that leads to entitlements.

  • @garysprandel1817
    @garysprandel1817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    First story: real shame on the not pressing charges. Reasonably sure a little time in a Mexican jail would be a good cure for Karening.

    • @varedna
      @varedna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry the story is fake anyway.

    • @tinydancer7426
      @tinydancer7426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@varedna Yeah, the story would have been believable if she started claiming that OP STOLE her son's phone. Now THAT would have been believable. And yeah, I sure as hell would have INSISTED that the woman be arrested. But, that's just me.

    • @olinewright6877
      @olinewright6877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can understand in part the decision to not press charges as OP did not want to ruin the child's vacation.

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's with Karens who go to foreign countries and then ask other people who are there to go back to their own countries...make it make sense.

  • @michaelwhitehead6594
    @michaelwhitehead6594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    its a common tactic that Karens deliberately cause scenes to be asked to leave quickly after already stealing something! store staff should alwaysdemand to check the bags of karens every time! this staff member is a legend for noticing!

    • @brianjohnson2488
      @brianjohnson2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legally in some states, simply hiding unpaid goods on your person is not 'Shoplifting' but 'Intent to Conceal' as long as the customer is inside the store. It only becomes shoplifting once the person has gone off the stores property, even if the person has placed their hands on the door to exit.
      Again, as far as I'm aware the punishment is the same.
      I know of at least one case I which the criminal was found not guilty because she was charged with shoplifting of intent while she was still on in the stores interior property.

    • @michaelwhitehead6594
      @michaelwhitehead6594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brianjohnson2488 I am not in the states, England,, laws slightly different here

    • @Fox_grove
      @Fox_grove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where I live it would be shoplifting

  • @ichigo5674
    @ichigo5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Anyone who grabs another guest or store employee deserves to have the wind knocked out of them

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They deserve to lose some teeth, a black eye, bloody nose, or etc. By law, self defense is ok within reasonable degree.

    • @musicloverme3993
      @musicloverme3993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LunaP1 One of those would prolly be ok, but not all 3.

  • @gothgirl4evr782
    @gothgirl4evr782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The woman in the little clip is hilarious. You can actually see the few seconds it took her to realize she had been tapped and to formulate her plan to act hurt before she jumps to the floor. She didn't even just fall as one would if they had been knocked hard enough to end up on the floor. It's like she got surprised that she had been tapped and thought OH GOD ACT LIKE YOU'RE TERRIBLY INJURED

    • @gothgirl4evr782
      @gothgirl4evr782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@youdontknowmebut totally. But I'm sure she would try to cry or something to try to enlist pity or to what ever it takes to have her a story believed

    • @dragonslayer-rc7jy
      @dragonslayer-rc7jy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meanwhile the judge is busy eating his microphone

    • @johnelliott8630
      @johnelliott8630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The lady who "hit" her with the PAPER, got 52 hours of anger management and 100 hours of community service.

    • @mrcryptozoic817
      @mrcryptozoic817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone should have stood over her and told her "Get up, you're not a 5 year old". And just stood there until she did.

  • @R4yzer1
    @R4yzer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Karen with the chocolate milk admits with her own words that she stole. "Oh I just didnt want him to take them back"

  • @hettyscetty9785
    @hettyscetty9785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I can only imagine the terrified look on Karens face when a large Scotsman was yelling at her for grabbing his kid. Everyone should know that a Scot in any given situation cannot be guaranteed to not resort to violence. But kuddos to Karen for not automatically assuming that the random Scottish girl she met in a shop in Mexico was a tourist, despite the fact that she was texting and with her parents. Oh well, it's a lesson that Karen will not forget in a hurry.

  • @artist4074
    @artist4074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    While she was being arrested for stealing the chocolate milk and being led out of the store, I would have been laughing my a$$ off loud enough for her to hear.

    • @flashstudiosguy
      @flashstudiosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do wonder what she was going to say..
      Whatever it was, it'd better not have been either a Police Officer, a Lawyer or a Senior Position at the Store's Corporate Headquarters because the response you'd get would be "Well, you better hope they DON'T get to hear about it, because I don't see this doing their Public Image any good.."

    • @the1mexicant
      @the1mexicant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m dying to know!!!! I figured she was gonna say lawyer or corporate

    • @flashstudiosguy
      @flashstudiosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the1mexicant Like I say, whatever she says, it'll obviously be something that'll only get her more in trouble

    • @blitzwolfmon8297
      @blitzwolfmon8297 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait she already had the milk she wanted so why would she go after OP to get them in trouble?

  • @lucasdieugenio507
    @lucasdieugenio507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Even just the one sentence "speaking of shoplifters, you guys gotta hear this next wild tale." At least for me, makes the transition between stories along smoother than just the blank pause. I really like commentary from you between stories, even if it's just a bit. Thanks for the stories and the good vibes

  • @aliecarey
    @aliecarey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Not pressing charges?!
    Tisk! tisk!
    For the benefit of society as a whole- press charges on these women

  • @JT-nj5ou
    @JT-nj5ou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The last story reminds me of the time years ago that a man with a young boy stopped me in the hallway of the large Medical Center I worked in as a nurse. He asked “Can you tell me where to go?” I asked who or what department he needed. He didn’t know. I asked what he was there for. His son had some some vague symptoms that could have led him to many different services and his doctor told him to bring him to someone here. I recommended going to the Emergency Department or the information desk who could have contacted the various departments . No, he wanted me to figure out where he should be without knowing the name of the doctor or what service. He couldn’t understand why as one of the hundreds of clients who are treated daily there I didn’t automatically know where to send him.

    • @evadedenbach1226
      @evadedenbach1226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's amazing that the public expects you to be a mind reader, not a server, not a nurse, not a retail worker. Your a mind reader, nothing else, in their eyes.

  • @wlcrhornby19
    @wlcrhornby19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    no no no Op press charges always press charges that's the only way those entitled people will learn

  • @Lycan_Jedi
    @Lycan_Jedi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:25: "She hit her right in the eye! She just struck the woman in the eye!"
    So she's got eyes in the back of her head? I thought that was just an expression. Good lord is She Voldemort?

  • @karmagal78
    @karmagal78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The story with the mail person. I had something similar happen to me, except it was a retail item. I had been in a big chain grocery store and a regular customer that I usually saw at my clothing retail store (I don’t work retail anymore, thank God) was in an aisle that I needed to go through. I tried to hurry through because I knew what was going to happen. She was a big fan of a certain type of toy that my store carried. They are a highly collectible, high quality and brand of toy horses. And she was always asking about ones that we didn’t carry but were on that brand’s website and in their catalog. Sure enough, she saw me, recognized me and stopped me to ask about those horses. To ask if I could look them up real quick to see if I could get them in. Btw, whenever she asked about them while in the store, if they were brand new, she never had the item number, only their names. I kept telling her that we needed the item number. I told her that it was my day off and so, no, I couldn’t. She asked if I could just look them up on that brand’s site. Again, no, my day off and I was in a hurry. She kept blocking me from grabbing what I needed. I finally said that it’s my day off, I’m not clocked in, it’s also my manager’s day off, the one that usually looks that stuff up, I’m not near the computer, this is a grocery store, that she would need the item number from the catalog, not just the name, I’m in a hurry and now I’m going to be late, and it’s my day off and I don’t work on my day off. I reached around, grabbed my item and high tailed it out of there. I did hear that she complained the next time that she was in our store, but my manager asked her why she was trying to get me to look up something on my day off and then told her that she should’ve just said hi and left it at that and, no, I’m not writing someone up when the incident was during my day off and she had no right to treat me like she did. Good manager!

  • @someguy7629
    @someguy7629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Grabbing strangers in any way (especially from behind) is a great way and invitation to get hurt.

    • @iononcantomascrivo
      @iononcantomascrivo 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      As someone who is asperger's, has anxiety and chronic PTSD, I have to agree. Some people think it's funny to trigger one of my PTSD attacks and then they realize that I'm not faking. I got approached at a grocery store that I shop at and this person nearly got decked in the face because they grabbed me from behind. Of course they said I was overreacting and all I had to do was say I didn't work there. I yelled at the idiot for bothering me in the first place as I was dressed in a tank top, Jim Schwartz and running shoes. I asked quite loudly for everyone in earshot to hear: “In what world do I look like an employee, you moron?” by then an associate and a floor manager had come over to see what the problem was. I explained that they grabbed me from behind and they almost ended up on their back. The other customer was stuttering and sputtering as they were trying to make it seem like I was unhinged, and should be arrested for causing a disturbance. I told him they could play back the cameras and see that I had been accosted and physically assaulted. That customer was asked to leave as they weren't minding their child who was wreaking havoc in the store and running around with their handled baskets swinging it around like they had a shotput.

  • @chloeelizabeth2174
    @chloeelizabeth2174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The thing I love about Karen’s is they can’t take what they give. They’ll happily assault you but can’t deal with being touched back or spoken to back with an attitude 😂

  • @JulianaBlewett
    @JulianaBlewett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I would have said, "Since this fine, outstanding woman stole my milk, can I now have it to purchase?"

    • @Original_Tenshi_Chan
      @Original_Tenshi_Chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But do you _really_ want karen's purse milk?? I mean, who knows what is living in there

  • @MrLandShark55_55
    @MrLandShark55_55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Still waiting for someone to say" I don't have to get my manager. He doesn't work here either."

    • @michaelterrell
      @michaelterrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get on your knees and pray, if you want him to hear you.

    • @flashstudiosguy
      @flashstudiosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's certainly what I'd have said during the Sour Cream story, along with, as she doesn't know my name nor where I really work, she can't tell my Mum or my actual Boss so, unless she fancies trying my description with the Police, she's all out of luck.

  • @reneeochoa1015
    @reneeochoa1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How dare you take the last 2 bottles of chocolate milk? !!! HA. I had a great laugh on that. Too funny. I needed that. Don't mess with my chocolate milk. 😁😅

  • @Offutticus
    @Offutticus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My wife was a rural mail carrier. Rural carriers, for the most part, use their own cars. They sit in the middle of the car, buy one converted (they are cars made in the US for places that drive on the left side), or you can get a conversion kit. Either way, the car typically will have USPS magnets cautioning folks to slow the duck down and will have an amber light on the top. That light must be on when delivering the mail.
    So we were in town, on her day off, in her mail vehicle. This was a long time ago so it was unconverted. We were at a red light. Some lady tapped on the driver's window. She hands my wife several envelopes and asks her to deliver them. Wife says "I'm not working. There's a post office just down the road". But the woman just smiles and goes back to her car.
    They were bills she needed paid. She gave them to a stranger. At a red light. We were kinda tempted to ditch them but the legalities of it dissuaded us. We instead pulled into the post office parking lot and dropped them in the box outside.
    This happened several times over her 20+ year career with the USPS. Also folks stopping her on the mail route and asking for their mail or packages.

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    No Karen will steal my precious precious Guernsey chocolate milk! I'm rather protective of it. I was out of everything at home because I had been flared up and not able to walk for about 2 weeks beforehand and was forced to go to kroger before the last snow storm. The place was packed with people panic buying as if they were going into hibernation. I was just trying to get a couple of basics just to get through the next couple days. There wasn't even eggs, butter, and I got the last loaf of bread that wasn't the horrible kroger white bread when I came across the milk case and of course all types of milk was out. Im not picky when it comes to normal milk but there was none when I spotted my guilty pleasure on the bottom shelf that the people must have missed or the store put out what they had left. Anyway, I damn near broke my back and knees trying to get it. I had to use the cart to pull myself back up while my son was elsewhere trying to find something for himself. A woman looked at me and asked about my chocolate milk. I said sorry I think this is the last of it. Yes, I had 2 half gallons but I wasn't about to part with either one of them. She said I something along the lines of but I have a kid. I said "So do I and he is a growing boy who needs his milk."It was really more for me though. She looked like she wanted to grab it and had serious attitude with me so I put it at the front of my cart with my coat over it. I told her there is some chocolate almond milk if you really need something. She was like my kid won't drink that garbage with a few choice words thown in when I said she couldn't have mine. I should also mention I knew the other kroger 3 miles away was totally out of anything even like what I had or any kind of dairy milk bc my brother had went there earlier in the day and told me so I was really guarding my prize all the way till checkout line especially because there was no way I was physically able to go anywhere else. I struggle to shop bc of my health and always need help. Anyway, the best part came when I saw her again as everyone was in the really long checkout lines where I met up with my son. She saw him towering over the sea of people next to me at a little over 6'6 and I remembered my words about him being a growing boy. She said something like growing boy my ass as I wasn't facing her but heard her even though she didn't say it loud and was the next lane over. I turned and said how do you think he got this tall. He still is a growing boy and milk does a body good don't ya think? A bunch of people started laughing as they obviously got the milk reference and seeing how big he was. He tried to say but Mom and I nudged him to cut him off bc I knew he was gonna say something along the lines of but Mom you're the one who mostly drinks it and not knowing what pain I went through to get it he would have offered it to her. I was so happy to have my treat and with the way that woman was acting it made it even sweeter. My line went faster than hers and as my son was finishing bagging our stuff the cashier recognized me and mentioned I see you found your favorite chocolate milk to Me and not to him. I just quickly said yeah I was lucky trying to be quiet. She heard and gave me a death glare. I actually got worried she was gonna try to chase me down and I could barely stand at that point. I made sure to hang on to my son tightly as we walked out partly worried about her and also bc I was in a lot of pain. I made sure to put the bag with the milk up front with me as my son was putting the other stuff in the trunk bc I was parked in the first handicapped spot and knew she would see me if she came out. A guy walked up to mh window as I was sitting waiting for my son to finish and I was a little uneasy about rolling the window down bc Idk him but I had my body guard there and he looked friendly. He just said I saw the whole thing and I just wanted to tell you how awesome that was. He had saw me struggling to get it and was coming over to try to help me when he saw her watching me. He said she is such a C***. That woman makes the workers lives hell and is always rude to everyone. He just wanted to give me a high five and said my line about my son being a growing boy was priceless and he wouldn't soon forget it. I told my son when he got into the car what happened. Anyway, sorry it was long but I was just so happy with my treat and smiled and thought of her as I drank it. I didn't even care I didn't get much food at that point. At least my son got some food he wanted. He is a growing boy after all. 😁
    TLDR: Im disabled and got my favorite chocolate milk when there wasn't really any food left in the store before a Karen and told her it was for my growing boy who she discovered was over 6'6 at checkout and made a comment about milk doing a body good which made everyone laugh and her see red and I took great pleasure in her being mad especially after finding out she was worse than I had thought from an employee as I was leaving. CHEERS!

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ugh I hate panic buying with a passion. A few months ago some idiot on the news blabbed about potential petrol shortages here in the UK and I swear half the nation lost their minds.
      Months’ worth of petrol sold out in days. There were massive queues outside petrol stations and even a few fights as everyone panicked and filled their tanks far more than usual. Most petrol stations resorted to limiting how much could be bought per customer.
      It. Was. Madness.
      For about a week. Then either the panic died down or the petrol industry finally got their act together. I suspect the former.
      As for me, I had about a third of a tank of petrol and that would have lasted me at least two or three weeks so by the time I even considered needing to refuel just before the low fuel light comes on the queues had returned to normal and week and a half ago.
      I did have to borrow a couple rolls of toilet paper from my parents during the big hand gel and toilet paper panic at the start of the pandemic but was otherwise fine.
      Panic buying is rediculous.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I try to avoid stores before a snow storm because of all the panic buyers. People act like they're not going to be able to go to the store for a month.
      Kids are grown, so it's just hubby and I. He doesn't drink milk. I mainly use it for cooking and in my coffee. So I buy a gallon and put it in quart containers and freeze it. When I'm on the last one, I buy another gallon. So I don't worry about running out.
      If I have to, I can make bread. Don't normally do it because I don't have the time, but I used to all the time.
      And, I have chickens, so I have plenty of eggs.

    • @randomstuff-qu7sh
      @randomstuff-qu7sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The weather where I live generally doesn't usually enough extremes to cause panic buying. The start of the pandemic when TP/hand sanitizer hoarding became a thing was the first time I got to see the insanity first hand. It was impossible to get paper products of any kind and soaps of any kind were also completely sold out. People were overcompensating by just loading their carts up with anything that wasn't nailed down. People were also acting like it was Black Friday (trying to take items from each other, fighting over stuff, etc). Rather than deal with the general pandemic-related incivility, I decided to use the store's drive up and go option (order online day prior, call when you arrive, and someone brings your stuff out to you).

    • @shendisackett
      @shendisackett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikoto7693 the petrol business was a nightmare. It started because somebody in the industry said there could be shortages in future because of a lack of tanker drivers and then everyone lost their minds. I was having to go to and from hospital about an hour away from me to get ready for surgery and my parents (they help out with hospital runs) were rationing which cars could be used for what. Some of the doctors and nurses were having to sleep at the hospital as they were out of fuel! I'm in the South East and it lasted longer for us, we were hearing everything was back to normal on the news when there was still no fuel anywhere. My local garage set a limit of £35, apparently the average purchase is £30 so they thought this was fair. When my Dad got some I rushed down there and was kindly let into the queue and managed to get some as I was driving on fumes at this point. It was a self-fulfilling prophecy as there weren't enough tankers and drivers to get fuel to the pumps because of the way people were buying it! 🙄

    • @pizzapartytime1826
      @pizzapartytime1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love their bread lol!

  • @nicolasjoly6948
    @nicolasjoly6948 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Story 5 - It's amazing how many Karens think that everybody else work 24/7 and on demand. Did they ever work in their life? I mean, as soon as you get a proper 40h job (and sometime just a part time job), you realize that when your 8h shift is finish, your job is done and it's the end of it. No matter if you are in uniform (even if the one of the store you are shopping in) : off work mean OFF WORK! Concept that seems to elude them.

  • @webbec
    @webbec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yes!!! It's time for my favorite Darkfluff segment, I Don't Work Here Lady!

  • @christianmarshal6117
    @christianmarshal6117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Karen in the courtroom should’ve had a few more rehearsals before giving that public performance… it was very underwhelming…
    As for the Karen on the resort it was kind of OP to try and not ruin Karen’s vacation even with how Karen treated her, but she shouldn’t have. Karen isn’t likely to have learned anything and will try this with someone else and they might have more trouble with her actions…

    • @tinydancer7426
      @tinydancer7426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The other Karen in the court room should have been called on her behavior. There was no legitimate reason for her to have taken that swipe at the diving diva in the first place. Yeah, the woman diving to the floor was being ridiculous, but Swiper was just being a bitch at that point. I can just imagine her saying, "But, I never touched her!"

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Gas Station Robbery: OP never mentioned if his store is in an area that's so bad, the Register is surrounded by bullet resistant plexiglass with a lockable door to the area behind the counter so if he was in such a room, it's door would lock as well when he hit the button...
    As for the kind of area the store is in, Convenience Stores/Gas Stations are also called the "Local Stop & Rob's"...
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Presumably it did considering he said he didn't want to come out from behind the counter just in case the guy had a weapon on him

    • @flashstudiosguy
      @flashstudiosguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All I can say is, OP's lucky the guy was so chill and thought they were a Customer, imagine if he wasn't!
      "OH, HELL, NAH! FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER STORE, FOOL, I'M JACKIN' DIS ONE!"

  • @yaowsers77
    @yaowsers77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao when you have to pause in the middle of your drama to steady yourself in order to make a safe "fall" from your seat!

  • @LancerkingNoel
    @LancerkingNoel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Story 2 OP should have just came into the issue and say to manager. "So... may I buy those chocolates?"

  • @jyanezz
    @jyanezz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You always need to press charges! Karens need to learn the lesson

  • @evadedenbach1226
    @evadedenbach1226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karen, Karen, Karen you just learned what happens when you piss off a Scotsman.
    Press charges. Always press charges.

  • @judithriggs9380
    @judithriggs9380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I worked at a local convenient store about 25 years ago and we had an electronic lock for the front doors. We also had an entire wall of protective bullet resistant glass between us and the customers in the evenings. We use to have beet thiefs too. Now they usually wirked in pairs. The door man in front ans rhe carrier behind. I had seen enough of this to know when I was seeing it. So I step to the side and stand next to the switch. They get the beer and get it their formation. Well these guys, run for the door like are going for the winning touchdown at the Super bowl. So the first guy does a full on splat on the door. Picture Shaggy and Scooby ok. The second guy splats right into the first guy. Now the others customers, did their best to not laugh. The 2 guys are so stunned they walk over, sit the beer on the counter, and open their wallets. 😮 I say, "ID please". They slide their ID's under the glass. At this point, my "Are you that stupid look?" is on my face and in my voice. I read off their names and addresses and tell, Bob and Billy to leave the beer on the counter, and that if I ever see them again, pointing to the camera, they would more trouble than getting their bells rung.

  • @JohnH0130
    @JohnH0130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chocolate milk story: I would have hung around to ask [hopefully within Karen's hearing] "So...can I get my chocolate milk back now?"

  • @LadyLexyStarwatcher
    @LadyLexyStarwatcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The shoplifter story, this is why I don't use my pockets for anything that isn't already mine while I shop. Depending on your local law just concealing something on your person can constitute shoplifting even if you haven't left the store.

  • @dustydurant2746
    @dustydurant2746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some people who stolen stuff from stores are not always on drugs some people who stolen from stores are sometimes drunk but drunk enough to ware they can still talk to each other without tripping over on their speaking voices

  • @madisonrocca7100
    @madisonrocca7100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That last story, when you said OP should have told Karen that the cops had confiscated her package, it reminded me of a phone call my neighbor got about some package of his that was being held because there was something illegal in it and the cops were looking for him, even though he wasn't expecting a package.

  • @BrokenAngel2480
    @BrokenAngel2480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If someone comes between me and my chocolate milk, I’m gonna need bail money because bodily harm will be involved! Then I’m going to use my one phone call to call my defensive tactics instructor and thank him!😈😉🤷🏼‍♀️ That was the 11th commandment on the stone tablets, “Thou shall not come between a woman and her chocolate milk!” 🤣🤣

  • @fnafplayer6447
    @fnafplayer6447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To clarify even if op didn't press charges security did cause she assaulted him so either way she's getting arrested and OP just had a good heart.

  • @sherlocksteve9109
    @sherlocksteve9109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope that lady's husband had the courage to leave his wife in jail and drew up divorce papers. I think he's had enough of her antics!

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Story 3: A wonderful example of "criminally stupid"

  • @kingofichigo
    @kingofichigo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In every store I've ever worked at we're told to wait until the robber leaves to hit the panic button. The lawsuits from injury or death are probably more expensive than losing merchandise or the money from the till I guess

  • @cv8167
    @cv8167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If a Karen mistook you for a dance instructor, would it be 'I don't twerk here, lady'?

    • @bg6b7bft
      @bg6b7bft 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I worked as a waitress at a strip club, I would wear a shirt that says that.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bg6b7bft: Waitresses in strip clubs wear shirts? Not in any I've been in.

  • @randomstuff-qu7sh
    @randomstuff-qu7sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For that last story, I wouldn't recommend trolling the lady. My sense of humor loves the idea of pretending to link to some unseen force only to announce: "Package confiscated, police are on the way." However, when you consider the lack of common sense that created the situation in the first place, that would just make the person even more annoying, since now they're panicked and chasing you around demanding an explanation...and they won't take it well if you can get it through their thick skull that it was a joke.

  • @jamesweekley1087
    @jamesweekley1087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    About the video flop. I once worked for several years at a major retail store. Part of my training included cçtv videos of scam artists flopping on the floor so they could sue the store for negligence. They would remove "Wet Floor" signs or even pour a bottle of water onto the floor to "prep" it for the fall. That's why we were very careful about our floors.
    My point is, Karens don't just do this for attention. Often they are trying to cheat someone.

  • @lgun1
    @lgun1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That last story about USPS, I have found that if you use their online chat thing and start a claim, they WILL find your box and get it delivered asap. The local postmaster will also call you on delivery days to make sure it got to you. Using the claim thing online apparently gets upper USPS officials involved and they hate bad press.

  • @franktuckwell196
    @franktuckwell196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had an aunt who used to pick up random articles and put them unseen into other peoples carts. This included things like condoms into any passing carts or baskets. It gave some hilarious sights at the tills.

  • @barrymccarty4222
    @barrymccarty4222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Putting unpaid for merchandise in your pockets is considered stealing.

  • @cstyma
    @cstyma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i would have told the lady that her [Not USPS] package was on aisle 14 or maybe in the produce section. It would serve her right for trying to find her mail at the grocery store.

  • @Solqueen86
    @Solqueen86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How the hell does a Karen in Mexico confuse a Scot as a worker in store?

    • @brianjohnson2488
      @brianjohnson2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Solqueen
      If you've ever been to some stress of Mexico, it's impossible to tell a customer from a stores employee on sight as both dress alike and most Americans can't tell the difference between someone speaking Spanish and Russian due to our insane educational system that awards losers but letting the students simply pass through instead of holding them accountable for their failures.

    • @blitzwolfmon8297
      @blitzwolfmon8297 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brianjohnson2488 No kidding. When I was in school if you didn't pass you were held back. Now they just push them to the next grade which makes me wonder what the point of grades are anymore.

  • @pratherat
    @pratherat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I rage at the screen every time someone declines to press charges! how are Karens going to learn to behave?

  • @j.d.l._666
    @j.d.l._666 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Story #1: Yeah OP, pushover. You deserve it.
    ALWAYS press charges!

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Not-USPS: So she doesn't want to talk to a machine? Fine! Go to your Not-USPS post office and talk with the not-post master or counter clerk when the not-post office is open! THEY are equipped to track packages. Or better yet pull up the NOT-USPS website/app on your phone/computer and enter the tracking number. Sheesh!

  • @davekramer4266
    @davekramer4266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1st one, That Female just proved that she is Also an UNFIT Parent, for abandoning her child,while making False accusations!

  • @Jedidiah_Martin_2
    @Jedidiah_Martin_2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Second story: But, didn't the guy get his chocolate milks back?
    Fourth story: Nonfat plain Greek yogurt tastes almost exactly like sour cream, and you can mix lots of stuff into it to help it taste better, like fruit chunks or chocolate sauce.

  • @JackieSkellington
    @JackieSkellington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES ON THESE FRUITCAKES!

  • @davidowens1132
    @davidowens1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm getting the phrase "Karen, Play STUPID Games, Win STUPID Prizes!" on a shirt.

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I was the UPS guy, I would have pretended to telepathically locate the box (two fingers on the temple and eyes closed) and then responded with something vague but true like "Yes, it appears the box is in the United States."

  • @danviferahr1426
    @danviferahr1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you want to know who works at IKEA, just ask a random person if they know where the exit is. If they know, they are a customer

    • @smugpittbull
      @smugpittbull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The customers who can't find the exit become employees of the store.

    • @danviferahr1426
      @danviferahr1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smugpittbull I mean, if they have enough employees they are used as the meat for the meatballs

  • @donniearmstrong8390
    @donniearmstrong8390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    in the second story I would have looked at the manager and said hey since she is going to get arrested can I buy the two chocolate milks now

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, I had images of The Great Battle of Cream Cheeses, during that sour cream search story. A local store had cream cheese on sale, and I had no idea. I was just there shopping. When I got to the cream cheese I saw the sale price and was very happy as my niece was planning on making her cream cheese-filled pumpkin muffins, which I'm addicted to, so I stocked up on the two two packs left. I do have to mention that I'm in a wheelchair so I prefer not to try and push a shopping cart and my chair as that just gets tiring fast. So, I have two canvas shopping bags, one of which was VERY full and the second almost full. So when a couple of customers walked up and saw me putting them in my bag they were upset. Both of them claimed my cream cheese and then argued with each other as to who should get my cream cheese. Luckily, they were so focused on divvying out my cream cheese I was able to escape... As fast as I could. They were really angry with each other! I have no idea what happened to them after I was out of sight, but sometimes it's very nice to be short enough to be overlooked.

  • @olivier2553
    @olivier2553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll have you know my husband is getting tired of my antics and currently filling divorce papers.

  • @wolphin732
    @wolphin732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Story 2... I would have asked for the milk back as well, and would have asked to add on assault charges for the grabbing.

  • @stillaboveground2470
    @stillaboveground2470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The old lady doesn't need sour cream. She's sour enough without it.

    • @blitzwolfmon8297
      @blitzwolfmon8297 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny enough four bucks for sour cream isn't that bad a deal actually especially if it is one of the real good brands.

  • @novabrilliant4510
    @novabrilliant4510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'd fight someone trying to take my chocolate milk!

  • @jo-annbastings
    @jo-annbastings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    About the last story, I loved your suggestion of answer to the bothersome lady. It was a genius one!😂😂😂👏👍

  • @JackieSkellington
    @JackieSkellington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm sure more jugs of chocolate milk are available in another nearby store...

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah absolutely the fact that she had to throw a goddamn temper tantrum over milk is baffling to me, I mean one of my favorite brands of chocolate milk is fair life chocolate milk but if somebody takes the last bottle you don’t see me complaining about it I just shrug and go “well I can buy it on Instacart so no skin off my nose”

  • @Horse2021
    @Horse2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always press charges! They will never learn because this mentality is too deeply ingrained into them. But serving jail time will give them a record of their behavior and will keep them off the streets where they can not assault others.

  • @mike_max
    @mike_max ปีที่แล้ว +1

    in my country, we don't press charges because we deal with idiots on our own

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      May I ask exactly what country you live in as I’m curious as to how that’s a thing🤨

  • @Becky-uz8em
    @Becky-uz8em 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If I were the person in the last story I would have pretended to be a robot as soon as the lady said she didn't want to talk to a machine.

  • @ghost_anna_reads787
    @ghost_anna_reads787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Full sour cream is great in tomato soup and keeps you full for longer than adding rice.

  • @masterbond9
    @masterbond9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    honestly, i wouldve let the guy put the beer in his vehicle then come back inside before locking him inside. he sounds like the kind of person that would have gone back in for more

  • @LMacNeill
    @LMacNeill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always, ALWAYS, *A L W A Y S* press charges when given the chance!!! God, these people who don't press charges drive me CRAZY!!

  • @williamsporing1500
    @williamsporing1500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always, ALWAYS press charges on a Karen

  • @Playingwithproxies
    @Playingwithproxies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m supprized that op didn’t get his milk back from the woman as well as her getting charged

  • @wendyhamm9722
    @wendyhamm9722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OK. You all can either agree or disagree with me on this one. The sour cream story. For an elderly person on a fixed income from Social Security, $2 is a very big deal. I know this very well, I get SSDI. Unfortunately, SSI people get paid less than I do. It could be a difference between paying for a very important medication they need. A monthly bill they must pay. A doctor co-pay. Now I do understand the OP was in a brace, I walk with a cane, getting up and down was painful. Regardless, I would have given the woman the cheaper product.

  • @mrcryptozoic817
    @mrcryptozoic817 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well! That courtroom scene is a great example of "flopping"! But I've never imagined it that way before!

  • @hinoakel3830
    @hinoakel3830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree about the last story , the person should have pulled out there phone and pretended to look up the package and told her that "it says here your package has been flagged and is at the sheriffs office and i am required to notify them when you come to claim it

  • @miltonarijr
    @miltonarijr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1st story: well, I would've believed it... Until OP mentioned that happened in Mexico. So Mexico's law status is straight up a GTA server IRL, where laws exist, but everyone even the cops and law inforcers mostly choose to ignore or you can bribe your way out, and also when we see fight we usually create a ring of death where you can fight all you want while we put mortal kombat fight OST (ok well the ost part is a lie, but the rest is true XD)

  • @wolphin732
    @wolphin732 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Last story... the trick to get out of automated hell... when it doesn't help is often to say "agent" and you get to speak to a person :)

  • @SirusEinzla
    @SirusEinzla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fluff, the NotUSPS worker would actually be in a lot of trouble if he did that, since that is a government job. ^^;

  • @OynxWolf11
    @OynxWolf11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Give an inch, and they decide to take a mile. *shakes head* Entitled People, I swear.

  • @protoborg
    @protoborg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was in the "bullseye" store and someone mistook me for an employee simply for wearing a red shirt. Fortunately, she was NOT a Karen.

  • @vahvahdisco
    @vahvahdisco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:09 - OP AND the Karen could have made their own sour cream by buying normal cream and stirring lemon juice into it - that’s all it is !

  • @75ur15
    @75ur15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't speak for other states, but putting it on your purse is only theft if they can prove beyond a reasonable doubt you intended to "deprive the store of the use or value". It's why they usually let you make it past the last point of sale to the door; harder to defend thst case. Just putting them in bag to carry may not constitute theft...

  • @kittys.2870
    @kittys.2870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Press CHARGES! No one has the right to physically assault an employee or someone the think is an employee!

  • @EastTexasRanching
    @EastTexasRanching 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I must have looked dumbfounded, standing in the grocery store, frozen food melting in my arms for all of two minutes before responding..." are they saying they stood there for two minutes staring at this woman? Go ahead, I want you to stand for two minutes. Time it, and imagine just standing there looking at someone for two minutes. Heck, pick a family member or roommate, and see if you can do it without bursting out laughing. LMAO.. didn't happen, if that is what they were saying.

  • @Avrysatos
    @Avrysatos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All the major delivery services have humans you can talk to. I’ve had to ask specifically that they don’t deliver to the front porch next door because it’s in plain sight of the road against delivery instructions and it’s not even my house. We share a wall and a mail box. Most of them think that’s my front door and then I lose stuff.

  • @dracodarkheartgaming2357
    @dracodarkheartgaming2357 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you saying: Playing stupid Games, winning stupid prizes.

  • @danishaussie63
    @danishaussie63 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahhhhhahahahha I loved how the woman in S1 had to reposition herself halfway during her falling down after she was 'bashed' in the head with some papers🤣😂😅

  • @LakayFTW
    @LakayFTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Brother works at an grocery store and goes shopping in his work clothes and bare with me.... at the store he works at.... To this day I can't understand why he never got in trouble with an Entitled Person who's demanding something from him (yes he works there, and yes hes wearing work clothes. But he is off the clock and can do whatever he wants). Still don't know how nothing had happend before.

  • @lewischase
    @lewischase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good evening Darkfluff
    Happy weekend everyone

  • @SoraDonaldGoofy99
    @SoraDonaldGoofy99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your response to mail Karen was so good.

  • @isaacbobjork7053
    @isaacbobjork7053 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Let me get this straight: the american woman thinks OP must be an illegal immigrant IN Mexico based on OP speaking with an accent (A scottish one)

  • @jeremydale4548
    @jeremydale4548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope the guy got his milk back

  • @lesliew4740
    @lesliew4740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So in the first story maybe it happened but it didn’t happen that way !! You absolutely wouldn’t not be brought up to a guests room with security if you say they hit you! No hotel that is half worth it , would not have an accusatory situation turn into something more either from party a or b. It would go from accusations to inflammatory in about 3 seconds.

    • @varedna
      @varedna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is just too many red flags in the story that tell me it is fake. The Karen would have had to pay out bribes to get the police to even help her in Mexico. Also how the hell does the Karen know where the family is staying, especially if she thinks the kid is a worker at the store.

    • @lesliew4740
      @lesliew4740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@varedna exactly!!! I worked EMT/Security when I first left the army and you’re a 100000% right!

  • @richardnorton3511
    @richardnorton3511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If i was op I would have asked for the chocolate milk back

  • @junbauh9333
    @junbauh9333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best part of the day is when I see “uploaded 30 minutes ago” 🙌🏽🙌🏽 thank you

  • @AntiHeroSora
    @AntiHeroSora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 3rd story would be an amazing "I do work here" story too

  • @JinxedInsomnia
    @JinxedInsomnia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just want to say thank you for making these, I could not focus at work at all until I started listening to your vids! These are my favorite as a former retail soldier- *ehem* ... employee XD

  • @Kayenne54
    @Kayenne54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's the genuine epidemic, really. To pull any card in your arsenal. "I'm old" "I'm young" "I'm a regular customer" "I'm a mother with kids" "I'm related to the owner"...All I hear/see are excuses for bad manners. And no sense of shame about it either.