Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - Movie Review
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ธ.ค. 2019
- Chris Stuckmann reviews Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, starring Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Lupita Nyong’o, Domhnall Gleeson, Keri Russell, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams. Directed by J.J. Abrams.
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Spoilers: End-credit scene: You see a hand grabbing a lightsaber and hear
*Fine, Meesa shall do it meesa self*
Meesa Going Home!!!!
Lol already better than last jedi
Im actually down for this lol
Dont tease me something potentially amazing from all this crappola😅
You need to write the next trilogy.😂🤣
Everyone who’s done a review about this film looks so tired
Cal-EFC 1878 not Sean Chandler
BC it was a mentally tiring movie
Megaproductions302 Sean chandler is a subjective critic. He gave it a B because of his emotions not the quality
That’s how I felt after the backlash and then the backlash against the backlash to TLJ. I feel like it’s a fight I gave up on and people keep asking me “ready to see the next round?”
He instantly said endgame was the best marvel movie, he said gotg2 was bad because it had dark scenes and wasn’t uplifting. He base his reviews off emotions
Still shocked that Rey married palpatine
She didn’t.
Wait a minute...
@@Transformers217 😂 stfu 😂 Its clearly a joke
Huh?
IKR??? I was also surprised they put in their honeymoon sex scene. I thought Disney was family friendly but oh well
And I thought the fan theory of Rey being Obi-wan’s daughter didn’t make sense. 😆
What was Finn going to say to Rey?
I was taking my 3rd piss during the movie I think when that happened, so I have no idea what that scene is. :D
@@JustSomeCanadianGuy If they're going to keep making movies well over 2 hours in length, it's about time they bought back the intermission so people can go relieve themselves. They might even sell some extra snacks as well!
@@kobrien4121 That he was force sensitive
Kib Kib he was force sensitive jj confirmed it
The opening shot of Chris is him looking like he needs a hug
can you see my childhood....
Chris loved The Last Jedi...I generally like his reviews but I don't take his SW reviews seriously....because....HE LIKED THE LAST JEDI. Nough said
Well he give a good score to The Last Jedi so is part of the problem the people that support that garbage
I don’t agree with him at all.
Twisted by the dark side he is.
Hot DAMN, i haven't seen the thing yet, but the first 4 reviews i saw were all like this (Jeremy Jahns, Tyron Magnus, Grace Randolph)
Do not blame LucasFilm and Disney for not re-capturing lightning in a bottle, BLAME THEM for starting a trilogy on day one without ever sitting down with all the filmmakers, writers, and producers to make or agree on a damn roadmap for all three films.
Travis Starr How are they not to blame??
@@treckzx1504 Did you not read his comment all the way? He said blame them for not agreeing on a concrete roadmap. He never said don't blame them at all. God people need to learn how to read
Tanner Kirby please RE-READ my comment. Rather than blaming them for not living up to the originals, BLAME THEM for correct reason. Which was not doing their job. Rushing a trilogy production without a roadmap, and assuming everything would work out.
Jon Doe same, RE-READ my comment.
The way I see it, Disney was kicking the Hornets nest just by choosing to continue making these movies. I think that no matter how the films turned out quality wise, people would still have problems with it.
Simply put, Star Wars has become too big in terms of popularity and there's no way to satisfy every fan anymore. The first movies came out around the late 60s and early 70s and never stopped getting fans attached until now. We should've known that it wasn't built to last.
The only battle that existed in the sequel trilogy was a battle between two directors not between the Light side and Dark side of the Force
The return of Palpatine could have been awesome if it had been foreshadowed.
Yeah, tacking on his laughter at the end of the teaser was really just about the only way people had a clue. I can't imagine what watching this movie as someone who doesn't watch trailers or TH-camrs' hype videos would be like.
Yeap.
The problem is that he blew up when he fell in a duct after being defeated by Luke and Vader and THEN THE ENTIRE DEATH STAR BLEW UP WITH HIM IN IT.
@Forfeitdemeanor
I like to think he pulled a Leia and just Superman'd down to Endor. =')
@@RileyRivalle2 I did, I went in blind
Saw palpatine in the opening crawl and I was fucking disappointed that they brought him back.
Let the mfer stay dead, Anakin's/Vader's sacrifice in 6 was in fucking vein then, if the sith were not destroyed for good.
Like cmon. Making rey a palpatine totally undermines her theme from 8. I didnt like 8 that much, alot coulda been better, but rey having no connection to anyone in the family trees is the whole concept of rey (a nobody). But I'm happy that she chose to be a skywalker.
I like to think she was always searching, even when she discovered she was a palpatine, she still searched and found skywalker instead.
I like 9 alot because it redeemed ben solo, poe, finn, and Leia's goodbye was strong (visuals too).
But each SW movie has its highs and lows. I dont see a point in ranking them at all anymore.
The Skywalker saga is complete, and rey is the last one standing. I enjoyed it while it lasted.
The return of Palpatine could have been awesome - that is impossible.
They didn’t have a roadmap and that about sums up this trilogy.
It also sums up the original trilogy too ^_^
With the exception of Luke and Leia being twins and the Wookiee’s being turned into Ewoks, the original trilogy was fairly well mapped out by Lucas I’ve heard.
Ben was always Disney Prince
@@andrewSPgaynor Hahaha. SARCASM detected.
But they aren't bad movies. Very well made.
This is like a parent talking down on their kids.
"I'm not mad at you, honey. I'm just disappointed with you."
+ "can't you be like you eldest brother?"
"Louie, why can't you be more like Huey? At least you aren't as bad as Dewey."
Yeah, kind of feels like he's saying that to us more than the movie though
Yeah he’s trying not to piss off the movie overlords
@@SaMXTeck that's exactly what I took from this youtube clip. HE shouldn't have to watch a movie twice to give it a review. Big red flag
lol first time Chris doesn't trust himself enough to rate a movie
yeah that's weird. maybe holding out for some disney money to come his way.
He doesn't want to burn bridges in case he some day breaks into the movie industry.
Venser I think he did the same thing for Glass earlier this year
Nitrobotti then why did he give other Disney movies (lion king etc.) bad reviews?
@@jackwilliam1268 How is it odd? People do that all the time. I waited until I saw it a second time to really put my thought down.
The prequels are looked at fondly today because compared to the Disney films, they actually had a f*cking STORY TO TELL. The fall of the Republic, Anakin's journey to the Dark Side, Palpatine's rise to power, and the Jedi's destruction all happening at the same time. There were so many plots unfolding , and that's why I love them despite their flaws. But these new movies? NOTHING happened. We just watched one huge-ass scavenger hunt lasting 3 films. We either had to find LUKE, or find the CODEMASTER, or find the WAYFINDER, or find the SITH DAGGER. What the films needed to do was find a f*cking PLOT.
☝️
😂😂
The prequels are more cohesive. Still terribly executed, though.
@@alexmaverick6647 They still aren't great
It just blows my mind that there are people out there who actually think the sequels are superior to the prequels.
Not even a single star wars character in his background. And no Star Wars shirt lol. He must’ve loved it.
Wait for the Spoiler review for a grade (similar to when he reviewed GLASS).
*Based on his tone of the review, I'm going to guess a C+*
Edit: It was a C-
Jaxson Shoemaker C- or D+ is my guess.
Jaxson Shoemaker Knowing how much loves Star Wars and his reluctance on giving Last Jedi a bad review I say B-
Jaxson Shoemaker Perhaps he’ll give it his first “Incomplete” on the grading scale. Send it back and with instructions it needs to be reworded and resubmitted 😂
@@TimLSim definatly not a D+ I'm guessing c or C+
Shelvin Swag I could look it up but what did he give TLJ?
"Spectacle for spectacle's sake."
That pretty much sums up how JJ Abrams handles movies.
Funny, that was what all what Stuckman cared about until people began to criticism him, he continue to be a Original Star War fan, but he is not in his ivory tower anymore.
Is it just me or does this movie seem like one of the most CGI-reliant Star Wars movies ever, prequels included? So many sequences in this movie take place in 100% CGI,or very close to it, environments. Every Exegol sequence, the Death Star Ruins, on top of the Star Destroyers, Ajan Kloss (planet the resistance is on), etc. Every single location in this movie feels like it's mostly CGI, whereas in TLJ, pretty much every location was shot on a real, on-location set with some CGI touch-ups added.
@@jasonshaneyfelt1039 You clearly never seen the extra material of the Prequels, most of the scene were made by miniatures and composition, the only CGI that there is, is something that couldn't be done by miniatures, like a fucking planets, and moons, you are only spilling bullshit that the Original Star Wars fans say before, that were debunked long ago.
@@jasonshaneyfelt1039 if you check out the behind the scenes documentary of The Rise of Skywalker, it's actually really surprising how much of it was practical. It's genuinely really impressive
@@TheKeyser94 I have seen the extra material on the prequels. I love the prequels, actually. And yes, more is practical than people realize (especially Phantom Menace) but they are still very bloated with CGI. That's undeniable. Saying it's just planets and moons is nowhere close to reality.
My reaction to this film and the new star wars series is:
"Well those were movies... that were... a little related? I think?"
They were handled like a normal film trilogy. Not bad, just different from how the other Star Wars trilogies were handled. Star Wars trilogies are written as one story spread out among three movies, while a normal film trilogy is are three stories, each connecting to one another.
They are a lot related starkiller base death star battle of hoth battle of Crait death star 2 replaced by a giant fleet that have giant guns that destroy planets
@@CyberController-😆
Chris looks like a tired Dad who was woken up too early, only to watch his kid's annoying cartoons on a Saturday morning
That's too accurate.😂
That really was accurate lol
Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter and through the power of modern women feminist LGBTQ bullshit she wins 1v1. The new Mary Sue trilogy is complete utter shit. Even the prequels are better than this! 1/5 worst SW movie EVER!
isthisgoodenoughyoutube Accurate!
Yay. #420. 😎
“Visually, it’s completely sound; for reasons we can’t explain, we are losing the hype.”
“It’s dying?”
“We don’t know why. The fans have lost the will to live.”
Deep.
Lmao
“For god sake don’t use all the filming equipment worth of billions of dollars”
I have to say that where TLJ left me in disarray and pessimistic, TROS left me happy and overwhelmed with warm feelings. It reminded me what it was that made me fall in love with the OT in the first place. J.J. should have made all 3 films. His ep. 7 and 9 are amazing.
@@StefSis FFFFFFFFAAAARK U
When Rey picked up Thor’s hammer, I was like: “I KNEW IT”!! But then was like, Heeeeyy, didn’t they JUST do that, now trying to make me feel nostalgic about that?
GEEZ!
Did Rian Johnson really have to kill off Luke, Snoke, Admiral Ackbar, Phasma, leave the resistance with 3 ships. He left the following director/writer sod all to work with. Whole mess started with him. Was like he thought his film was episode 9.
I don't like that they brought the Emperor back. It feels like they are undermining the original trilogy's end. It's like "Hey, remember when you celebrated Darth Vader throwing Emperor into the reactor and finally finding redemption? Yeah...the reactor ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER. Enjoy."
They had to pick another villian because Rian Rounhead Johnson killed off Snoke in TLJ and i don't like it it feels ruined Anakin's redemption i understand why they brought him back i just wish Snoke is the main villian of the sequels he has a great potential to be Plagueis, A ancient Sith Lord, or maybe the one who controlled Palpatine.
What else could they have done? Idiot Johnson killed Snoke which left Abrams with two choices: either make Kylo the main villain or find someone more powerful than Snoke.
It didn't take away a whole lot. Vader still redeemed himself with that act and saved Luke. Saving Luke allowed him to have a big impact on the current story as well
Barking Shark the action of killing the emperor was what redeemed Vader. The fact that he did it defending his son made it a more powerful moment, and facilitated his arc, but his uprising against Palpatine and setting the galaxy right by destroying him was the redemption. Plus with the context of the prequels, killing Palpatine was the moment that Anakin fulfilled the prophecy and his destiny as the chosen one, destroying the Sith and bringing balance to the force. So yes, them retconning that DOES take quite a bit away.
@@fearingvirus4156 All of that still stands regardless if he killed him or not. Anakin still redeemed himself, saved his son, and brought temporary peace to the galaxy. In a way he did kill the Emperor, in the sense that his options and plans took an extreme hit. I agree with the chosen one part though but in a way he still did bring balance to the force. The prophecy wasn't just "the chosen one will kill the Emperor" and he did fulfill the other part of it. But like I said I do agree with you there cause the chosen one aspect bothers me
The sequel films feel like a trilogy with two part 1s and no part 2.
@knot head Don't compare Harry Potter with garbage franchises like Twilight and Hobbit that didn't really need multiple sequels but they did it anyway so they could milk the audience of their money...
@@jayanths1221 Harry potter is a bad franchise Imo.
@@mrsinister8978 Not even close but opinions I guess..
Force Awakens was an amazing fresh start, but the sequel trilogy really started to decrease in quality with the Last Jedi. There are some things that just didn't need to be in there & it felt like a stand alone movie. Rise of Skywalker, like Last Jedi, Has badass moments, but again has a messy plot.
I personally think we have taken the “magic” out of movies. When I was a kid, I was not thinking about writers, directors, graphics or anything but getting lost in the story. Now we judge every aspect of a movie and know how things are done behind the scenes and whether they are being done well.
very true. and many of the movies from back in the day would get torched if they were released today.
I don't really do the judging part mentioned in your comment, as I don't care about the production. I just want to see the film, think about it, watch it again if it's good, and move on.
@@mojorider8067 thank you, someone gets it. If Empire was a movie being released today, it would absolutely have received ton of backlash from fans.
Because movies back then were made with love and passion for the project, deep care for the characters. Writers actually had a story that they were eager to tell.
Movies today are made to pump money and check off corporate requirements.
@@mojorider8067 doesn’t change the quality of them at all. Movies today are objectively more empty and less inspired because they are simply just trying to make money.
When I watched the prequels in 2010 I was 8 years old. And man
I loved them
Same! I always wondered why my parents didn’t want to watch them with me.
Me too
Jimb0 damn I feel old lol I was in the 6/7th grade at the time but revenge of the sith was great
Yeah, I grew up with the prequels myself, so I have personal nostalgia towards them, especially revenge of the Sith. Being older now, I recognize the amount of problems those movies have, but they’re still a guilty pleasure lol.
@@alfredgarcia6844 well pretty much III isn’t guilty.
Jeremy Jahns, "I feel nothing."
Dan Murrell, "I feel nothing."
Chris Stuckmann, "Spectacle for spectacle sake. I don't feel anything."
Jeremy Jahns, "They have no road map."
Dan Murrell, "They have no road map."
Chris Stuckmann, "They have no road map."
Yikes
@asian dude I mean Jeremy said it was his least favorite outta all the movies. Sounds like The Rise of Skywalker is the movie equivalent of GoT season 8.
@asian dude And that, my friend, is what is called damning with faint praise.
Yeah, the Star Wars franchise went from being super divisive to pretty much everyone being in agreement with this one.
its not only the lack of an overall vision for the trilogy, this is all Disney's fault. Right after JJ finished 7, Disney wanted him to pump out 8 in less than 2 years and hes like "are u crazy?" so they got RJ to make his own 8 which derailed JJ's vision for the trilogy. Disney just HAD to shotgun blast annual movies out to please those shareholders and get their return on investment back. Its all about money for them
Indifference is worse than hate. At least with hate you feel something
Me: Sees the look on his face.
“Oh boy...”
Dante Banducci his voice?
shit is about to go down
Fucking how
Chris did a Jeremy Jahns on us😂😂
Clyde Bautista I fixed it. 😂
“Don’t blame corporations”
That’s where you’re wrong kiddo
Typical corporation tactic : if your product failed blame thr consumer. You see most failed company and inventor do this kind og shit which is going to damage your reputation even more.
"It's the customers fault that our food is shitty"
He is just a shill.
@@scratchy996 Nah dude, if you watch his spoiler review then you notice he had a lot of emotional attachment to the franchise and tries REALLY HARD to find stuff to praise.
@@scratchy996 i wish people would stop using that garbage word.
"Spectacle for spectacle's sake." In other words, JJ Abrams.
The Rise Of Skywalker literally ruins Anakin Skywalker’s entire character arc, and makes his sacrifice in Return Of The Jedi meaningless. The saga ended when Anakin Skywalker returned to the light, and sacrificed himself to end the Emperor’s reign of power.
This Disney trilogy is so bad in terms of storytelling you have to wonder wtf were they thinking
@@theweddingsinger1970 oh that's easy ...they wasn't lol
one of the running themes in star wars though is history will repeat itself. So when one chosen one dies the force will balance itself out with another.
I agree. For me the saga ended after rotj
AdBlock Every1 it kind of creates a discrepancy when George literally says that Palpatine should’ve stayed dead.
I'll tell you this much: I bet that a LARGE portion of the Star Wars fanbase would love an Old Republic movie, even more so if the main character was Revan.
Starfall Shadow damn right.
Normally I would agree with you but disney would fuck up revan. They should never lay a finger on him. He is an amazing star wars character. nope nope nope
@@Revan-eb1wb They wouldn't need to Bioware has already done a fine job of messing up Revan's story in TOR.
@@eureka0521 yeah the way how revan dies in the old republic online game was really bad. But in Kotor 1 his s tory was perfect
NO LEAVE DISNEY AWAY FROM THAT
Thank you Rian Johnson for fucking up this star wars trilogy. JJ should have done all three. Like Chris said Rian didn't like what JJ set up so he did his own set up and then we put JJ back in the directors chair.
It's okay we still have mandalorian.
The first 30 minutes of this movie was supposed to be jj’s episode 8
It kind of had to be because the TLJ was a second setup movie that didn't advance the overall plot
Absolutely agree with this. There are even a few elements from TLJ (Mirror Cave) that i think may have been jj's idea, intending to use it to introduce the Emperor, but were taken in a totally different direction by Johnson. While i did enjoy TROS, it's clear that this trilogy had no clear vision from the start.
Ah, that explains it. The first 30 or so minutes of the movie are.... really, really rushed.
Exactly.
JJ, Destroyer of Franchises.
Kylo Ren should have been the main character of this trilogy!
CHANGE MY MIND!
BabaYaga Racing like can we please keep his lightsaber.
Fin would have been better
Yes fin would have been better
Kylo Ren and Kylo Stimpy, actually.
Or maybe he and Rey twins and they are the children of Leia and anything that didn't crush the original mythos.
"These will keep happening, so stop thinking and *CONSUME* "
This movie feel redundant.
That's how all trilogies feel.
*sequel trilogy**
Prot07ype prequel trilogy* nobody needed to the phantom menace. It was completely useless. Episode 2 only had one really good scene and that’s when anakin’s family died that’s it. At least the sequels have great visuals and good characters
@@marcthefilmmaker4853 most characters suck
My thoughts on this movie
“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed”
Same thing my father says to me
That about sums it up
Yep. All these reviews give me an idea what to expect...Another The matrix Revolutions or Hunger games Mockingjay part 1 and 2.
Oh I’m mad. Disney has murdered my childhood. It really sucks.
These new movies make the prequels look good. That is a really really bad thing.
This is what happens when a plan isn’t set for 3 films prior to starting a trilogy
it's a SW trilogy. no matter what happens it will make a billion dollars
@@pgplaysvidya I agree, I've thought that for months, but that doesn't make them good movies. Avatar made almost $3 billion USD worldwide, but that doesn't mean it was a good movie.
And I'm certainly no expert in this stuff, I barely know anything, but I remember hearing/reading a while back that even though the movies made something like a billion dollars each, which I imagine they're poised to do at this point, they're still an overall financial failure for Disney such that they actually lost money on them.
Blame Disney on that as they were pushing for a Star Wars movie every year and to do that, you need different directors. Different directors have different directions for where they want to take it. Disney should just had J J Abrams do his thing, with his vision, as it would have been a much more entertaining and cohesive trilogy. Freaking Rian Johnson was the person who ruined this trilogy.
@@mydogskips2 Avatar was a good movie, not a great one. What made it was the 3D and it still has some of the best 3D. Since it was in 3D, everybody had to pay the 3D ticket prices, which was $5 more than regular ticket prices, where I live. So, instead of paying $8 a ticket, it was $13. That added $5, or whatever it was in different states, helped it to reach the numbers it did.
The original trilogy wasn't really planned either. Darth Vader and Princess Leia weren't written as Skywalkers during New Hope. That was something added later in Empire Strikes Back for Vader and Return of the Jedi for Leia, for example. Just saying.
Subbed because you seem so level headed about the whole situation.
Cheers.
Even though though he trashed multiple films for the same thing. Then goes on to say don't blame corporations and dumps all of the responsibility on consumers? Sorry, your new to this channel i've just had it with chris on certain films because he is not consistent with his criticism.
Corona Rights Activist Haha, i am probably old enough to be you dad.
I actually always liked the prequels.
My favorite scene was when Shrek came into the Tiara room and sat on Palpatine. Then the horses all escaped from the palace. It was a good ending.
Still mad Shaggy only got 2 hours of screen time
You didn’t even mention the orgy, how dare you?
Oh fuck the producers it won't take less than 1 percent to kill them
This would have made the movie better
Don't forget when they revealed Epstein's assassination
What if the song “I’m Han Solo” from Star Wars Kinect was in the end credits of ROTS, that would fit🤗
*I TOTALLY HAVE THAT SONG IN MY FREAKING PHONE... AND I WOULD REPLAY LISTENING TO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN AGAINST THIS MOVIE!* XD
I joked about that song throughout the entire film I really hoped it was there for some reason
IT IS! YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED TIL THE VERY END!!!
„Special-effects without meaning“ I was thinking about the exact same point after watching the movie. Also the character development is miserable..
I always appreciate how fair Chris is in his reviews when he knows the movie is "controversial"
Let’s face it. In this case he’s just trying to be positive about Disney Star Wars after he followed the algorithm that dictates the Prequels are bad. 🤦♂️
Everyone that has reviewed this movie looks completely exhausted; like their soul has been beaten out of them.
i understand why, i watched it last night and i left feeling very bitter
That’s what Disney does
I actually enjoyed the film and refuse to jump on the band wagon, it's a good film and I recommend you go watch it and form your own opinion. Don't get me wrong I have my gripes with it and it's not great by any stretch of the imagination but I'd give it 8/10 .
@@akrington1
"It's not great... i'm gonna rate it an 8/10 AKA Great"
I never understood why some people can't seem to rate stuff. Shit's easy as fuck. 5 is average, 6 above average, 7 is good, 8 is great, 9 is amazing, 10 is master piece.
You see so often people bashing something, saying that is not good, then rating it an 8 or 7, leaving with a "what?" face.
That aside, the movie has way too many plotholes, way too many deus ex machinas and way too many jumps and disregards for logic that I can't rate it anything more than a 5. The Rise of Skywalker should be used as a text book on how not to write anything ever.
I thought it felt rushed and anticlimactic. I don't think the title is befitting of the movie.
For a second, I thought Chris wasn't gunna talk at all and just stare the camera for like 10 minutes lol
I went to see this film with my Mom; who's been a Star Wars fan since they first came out. After hearing & reading the reviews I was nervous that She'd be disappointed, especially since we'd both been looking forward to it coming out. We both left the theatre smiling, we both loved the movie.
I always enjoy your reviews and totally respect your opinion, but I was delighted with this film.
It's been a rough year for me, and I am so happy to end it in a high note :)
May the Force be with you (awkward silence........perfect)
The high most people get the first time they see Star Wars is incredible and intense. So much so that we spend the rest of our lives chasing the Wookie, trying to get that feeling again.
Palpatine: thrown into the reactor core of a battleship that blew up moments later
Also Palpatine: tis but a scratch
Jacob Jordan literally his only injury was that he was missing one finger
Ah scratch? Your arms off!
Sheev: Its just a flesh wound.
And the Death Star blew up also 🤔
‘‘Tis a flesh wound
Except that the mandalorian throws that "we need someone to blame" out the window.
Kevin Baboolal because John Favrow don’t make flops
@@boochduke13 yup nor does filoni
Yeah, he essentially says:
'you're getting upset about star wars because you're not kids anymore'
'But also, the movies bad and it had no roadmap'
Well which is it? We seem to like somewhat thought-out content like Mando sooo
U damn right
Kevin Baboolal there still are people that are going at Mandolorian for various reasons especially for having a colored person as the lead character. The fandom is terrible and doesn’t deserve shit as far as I’m concerned.
'Don't ask questions. Just consume product, and then get excited for next product.'
Yea no kidding
Where’d you get the T-shirt from
‘Spectacle for spectacle’s sake’ - The Rise of Skywalker in a nutshell
Joe Hood it’s the last movie and a saga that stemmed 40+ years, it’s a deserving of a bit of a spectacle
The Disney trilogy in a nutshell. I HATE it when people praise about CGI like its a video game.
Ryan Seneczko wtf are you talking about? People generally criticize bad cgi. However there isn’t anything wrong with praising cgi when it is truly great. There are some things that just can’t be done with practical effects, and there is still an incredible amount of work that goes into vfx.
Ryan Seneczko criticizes cgi when I’m sure your a big marvel fan. Would you like it better if there was no hulk, no iron man suit, no thanos etc.
My opinions never changed. As a kid A New Hope blew my mind and as an adult I understood why and saw much of the same in the prequel.
I always loved these movies. All of them.
And I never understood why folks were looking for story and character depth in a series that never was about that.
It’s about fun for kids with a sweet, very good-natured story and simple but good fairy tale style characters fused with artfully described and mind blowing spectacle that the whole family might enjoy. It was never more and it was never less.
Disney: I am... Iron Man
Disney, in the same year: I am... all the Jedi
Drums And with the same pause and everything!
but like, it worked so I mean...
I thought the same exact thing! Especially when reinforcement came....I was like oh come on give me a break.
@@kellygarrett4262 it didn't work. This was ridiculous
Correction:
1. And I.....am....iron man. (Theres a pause between the i and am)
2. And I.....am all the jedi (theres a pause between the I and am)
It's gratifying seeing a movie I didn't dig, but my whole family did, coming home and seeing Chris see's what I see... Thank you brotha
Ok, where did you get that shirt??
Kylo Ren was one of my favorite characters before everyone decided that they didn't hate him anymore.
Aaron Alvey you’re so cool bro
Aaron Alvey Same. I always felt his potential and loved the conflict within him. I just wish he got more depth and screen time
Once he took off his helmet in TFA, I couldn't take him seriously from then on.
M Drab Because of the way they revealed him or because of his looks? I think his face should have been revealed when he took off his helmet for Han. I also think his reveal in TFA was a little weird. It’s like he had a perm and had a constricting turtle neck on. They definitely didn’t do him justice, lol. His outfit in the later movies was definitely better. I think they could have done better with his makeup, too. I like the actor, though, and thought he did pretty good with what they gave him
reflection
My dude is smiling in the Thumbnail yet he’s disappointed in the review
What kind of sorcery is this?
The Joker also smiles when he’s in pain.
His smile is like one of those you make during picture day at school.
he was forced ,.. get it?
by the abandoned old man snoke
This is one of the best reviews I have seen. You are on point, I been saying this for years. Good Job
I put the blame on Disney. Mickey wants the money so bad that he can not even wait a moment to have a good writer writing the story straight forward.
I feel like Chris is trying to hard to play it safe with this review.
Jeremy went all out with his.
I gained respect for Jeremy from that review tbh
idk man, sure, but if a movie series is personal to you, I would want to watch it a few times to let it sink in and accept what I saw. Maybe that's happening here, but either way, it's just a review
Mmmm no. Jeremy review is more hate rather analysts approach and he doesn't think twice or thrice. He just aggressively let go about how he feels. Stuckman is more analytical approach because he put himself as if he was the one directing the movie. So Chris review are more better than Jeremy.
I wish people would realize that Stuckman is a shill
ozeir suhaimi Jeremy reviews the move for movie watchers, not critics
I just can’t believe Palpatine’s opening line was “I can’t stay long I gotta poo”.
Lol
Thank you for making me smile after seeing this movie
I like the fact that Palpatine was played by John Travolta
@@darkprinceofdorne lol
@@darkprinceofdorne That's a whole other force of evil right there
This is the most honest and fair non hateful review and people will hate Chris for this because it's not being a jerk.
I really like that Chris doesn’t spoil his opinion on the movie in the title of his videos for clicks.
Well there is always the mystery of the faces he makes in the thumbnail..
Chris: "I can't even predict what the fanbase wants anymore."
Me: "The Mandalorian."
This is the way
Edit: I fear that baby yoda's fate might be that of the minions. What do I mean? Just picture the green fucker everywhere, tv, comics, ads, movies, merch, etc, to the point that you don't want to see him ever again
Edit 2: do any of you fellow fuckers know of any site to watch the show? Right know Disney+ is a luxury I can't afford
Funny because there were thousands of videos trashing The Mandalorian before it came out and they are still there if you want to look them up,
thats true but everyone has there opinions i have friends that enjoy th prequels more then the original trilogy
Give it time, it'll go in a direction people won't like and the fans will turn on that show and claim "It ruined Star Wars!"
You have spoken
Chris's silence at the beginning said more than words could ever say.
@Player unknown Battelground Fking shame, imagine being a fan for over 10+ years and you see Star Wars now.
It just saddens me. What happened with Star Wars?
@@ls200076 He just said, the fans. The fans drove Lucas away, the fans shat all over Hayden and Lloyd, the fans p**sed on the Sequels before they were even finished, the fans boycotted Solo and so heavily delayed us of The Kenobi Movie.
I pretend the sequel trilogy doesn't exist
"Spectacle for spectacle's sake"
Congratulations on discovering the entire Sequel trilogy and JJ Abrams's directorial style.
While he is Talking about Star Wars, I am thinking “dam, that’s a nice shirt!”
Yea I thought the same
Agreed
I immediately said that
Haha i was watching his shirt the whole time he was talking.
I want one!, especially the Jesus Keanu Reeves that he wears.
Chris: I can’t tell what the fans want anymore.
Me watching the Mandalorian: ummm I might have an idea...
NewsPoop oh I hope not, mandalorian started off good but then became an episodic pointless show by episode 3 where we just watch mando go on a different mission they should’ve called it “the adventures of mando” instead.
In saying that the latest episode 7 was very good I just wish the entire show was on that level. First few episodes they had a story then in the middle of the series it felt like complete filler then by episode 7 they came back to the original story again.
Live action cartoons for preteens where Jawas throw trash at Pedro Fett because they forget they have stun guns until he gets on top?
I'd like to see some more stuff like Rogue One.
This was on track. Bit of fan service but Mando is also guilty of that "sin".
I laughed when he said that. Gosh I don't know what I want out of Star Wars anymore??? Oh wait, yes I do. Story telling. Well developed characters and a story from a galaxy far far away. Not just some cool CGI fight scenes coupled with a garbage plot line.
Not anymore I’ve seen lots of star wars fans now trashing on mando, they truly don’t have a clue on what they want
SPOILERS!!!
I need to say one thing: zombie Palpatine (read: the talking corpse on the crane) was the creepiest thing I've seen on screen this year. Scarier than any horror monster this year. Even his way of speaking was changed from campy toad-like voice, to a veery deep demon-like voice. The whole Sith headquarters looked like a satanic cult trying to resurrect their undead demonic leader. JJ Abrams definitely told Ian McDiarmid to tone down the campiness of his performance. Just compare this Darth Sidious to the prequals' Darth Sidious.
Not pushing, just wondering: do you have a plan for when your spoiler review is going out?
Here’s the thing about the og trilogy, no one ever had to say “it’s not as bad as people say”
Actually that was said quite a bit, especially about Return.
And some people don't even like Star Wars so
Empire received a lot of hate in the beginning aswell.
It's also not as good as people say...😉
@@starwarsbreakingnews2122 FAKE NEWS
biggest question: who is the wife of Emperor Palpatine? 😂 how did they meet? so the Sith fell in love? 😂
@LATENYTFADED I hope this is how it happened but there was no evidence of this.
I'm sure they'll make a comic about that.
@@Sumohano Hopefully.
I know right
Where is the sperm and egg coming from
@LATENYTFADED no he had a wife a son and killed them
"Hope is like the sun, if you only believe it when you can see it, you'll never make it through the night"
What now?
I was trying to articulate my thoughts on this film with a friend, I should have just sent a link to this review. I can't argue with anything you have said. As always, you know how to do a great review, and not just that I agree with you.
Blink twice if you’re ok chris
DrViperVideos blink 182
We need him to stall until we find the sniper.
Funny joke, but he's allow to like the movie.
@Zeke Jordan Someone got to him
DrViperVideos It’s a damn good movie, I think his head is clearer than it’s been since Bladerunner
The problem with the sequel trilogy is that there is no proper story arch.
The original had a story arch of Luke learning the ways of the force while helping the Rebellion take down the Empire.
The prequel trilogy had the story arch showing how Anakin slowly turned to the dark side while Palpatine rose to power.
Prequels had no goddamn story arc. You can entirely skip the first movie and miss nothing. You can also skip most of 2. Literally one film in that trilogy has a worthwhile plot
@@drekiskrek5008 In hindsight, Lucas should have started out with Anakin as an apprentice with Obi wan being his master and tutor. Then we could have seen how he slowly turned evil.
@@drekiskrek5008 soooooo... anikin turning into Darth Vader and how the empire slowly took down the republic and the jedi and became empire while turning anikin to his side isn't a ark
@@drekiskrek5008 what's the story arc of the sequel trilogy
@@drekiskrek5008 this trilogy has 3 arcs in 3 episodes
Some people make "millions of dollars" mistakes... Yeah.. It happens.. Try to understand.. 🤣
Just be happy that they're still making star wars movies lol. It's all based off of a cheezy 70s movie that we love and now it's a massive phenomenon
now? back then it was also huge
"I don't hate it"
Well that's not a good way to start.
Acted like it was almost flawless? Not even close.
I just saw it, loved it
@@cdavi_57 I go Monday. Can't wait.
@@cdavi_57 You're one of few
@@cdavi_57 yeah fuck you.
Me: *sees his face in the beginning*
Also me: I've got a bad feeling about this
literally my words exactly
may the bad review with chris，always
Chris should change the thumbnail photo.
Are there two yous? lol
Watch it yourself an make up your own mind.
"I cant even predict what the star wars fanbase wants anymore"
*A well written story thats fully planned out from the beginning with a consistent tone that doesn't rely on nostalgia.* Its not that complicated
He can't say it, because as the shill he is, he would get blacklisted from Hollywood forever.
Oh so The Mandalorian doesn't rely on nostalgia? Don't kid yourself. It doesn't rely purely on nostalgia but it does use it. If it wasn't set in and marketed as Star Wars then you would be damn sure it would have fewer viewers. The Star Wars nostalgia itself draws in huge crowds. Everything after the first SW movie ever has relied on nostalgia more or less: "Oh theres some more content coming out for Star Wars, the movie I really liked years ago in 1977? Well that sounds exciting!" The Star Wars franchise is BUILT on nostalgia and uses it constantly.
And when Chris said "I cant even predict what the star wars fanbase wants anymore" I'm 99% sure he meant "Does the star wars fanbase want similarity or something new?" Whenever they make something new and unique for Star Wars people complain immensely and same situation when they make something similar. Is there a middle line? Not to many "fans". That struggle between star wars similarity and new ideas is perfectly captured in his video: "The Force Awakens and Star Wars Formula - Analysed Review".
There's a very strong reason why a meme about Star Wars "fans" goes: "Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans", because the fanbase is so huge that it's impossible to please them all and those that aren't pleased always gets toxic about their displeasure.
@@HAL-9OOO im not convinced for a second you believe what you just wrote. Theres a huge difference between constant nostalgia bait/pandering of "hey remember that time that thing happened in the old film" and the sequel that continues the story
@@guy3480 I believe in every single word of what I wrote. Otherwise I wouldn't have written it.
Do you know what nostalgia is? It's a great feeling you get whenever you're reminded of something you liked. This can be used both for bad and good. However nostalgia is as hated as it is nowadays because it is mostly used for bad intentions.
Star Wars released in 1977 and some years after a sequel gets announced, it's called Empire Strikes Back. Why did people go see it? Because nostalgia made them fondly remember their experience with the first movie. It's because of nostalgia that people keep going to see these movies. Why did people wanna see Empire Strikes Back? Because of nostalgia and I'm not saying that in a negative manner. They sure as hell didn't go in because they knew it was gonna be good, they went in knowing the first movie was good and therefore there were a good chance that the next movie would be good as well which it was and still is. So as I've already said nostalgia/good memeries keeps people coming back.
@@HAL-9OOO So why are Star Wars fans divided over the Disney trilogy...
But united over the Mandalorian?
This is how a real fan critiques Star Wars.
The Star Wars fanbase just wants good movies which respect the lore.
This⬆️
No, they just want fan fiction that doesn't challenge them
Exactly. So far the only SW movies I like are the original trilogy.
There is a FINE line between respecting the lore and full on worshipping it as something that can’t be touched. And I’m sorry but that line is blurry af and changes from person to person, and honestly, movie to movie. People are extremely subjective about what does or doesn’t break their lore. In large part because of how they grew up with it.
Imo Yoda jumping around with a lightsaber breaks the lore. Luke going to exile doesn’t. But some people will tell you the exact opposite.
@Dominic Romani yes it did. It showed Star Wars can shake things up and do new and memorable things. It also challenged people who came in with their own pre conceived notions and said fan fiction doesn't matter.
"I wasn't upset with this movie in the slightest..."
Stage of grief status : Denial
4 more stages to go, Chris
This is a brilliant comment.
Lol
he is waiting for more ppl ro review it i think lol remember he gave the last jedi a A score
Ah yes, pretend like Chris doesn't have a mind of his own and that his true opinion somehow doesn't exist
@@gabe606 And in this video he once more said that he only dislikes 30 minutes of it and that's the casino planet stuff. How long according to you guys will it take him until he dislikes the film like you apparently do?
"Don't ask questions, just consume product." - Chris Stuckmann
Chris got the Jake Skywalker beard going on
This was rotten from the beginning cause there wasn’t a great concept or script, I was just a product for the sake of it. Creatively bankrupt.
Beautifully put
they even had Georges Outlines, so the had a concept from the word go. They consciously chose to not use it. Why!??!??! Because Mystery Box!
We can debate the quality of Lucas"s ideas for the ST but it was a plan, and they decided to go with no plan... i kinda feel like Po when asking Holdo for anything, ANYTHING! Any ray of hope, but instead given a lame meaningless platitude in return
Jaandugu well to be fair all starwars movies are made up as they go along
Bingo.
Yep. Although objectively poorly-made films, George had an idea for the prequels.
The sequels have nothing going for them other than milking the fans for money
I thought Dave Chappelle playing Emperor Palpatine was a bold choice.
Chapelpluto he is black
I would freaking LOVE that
i an the senate bitch!
I wish that would of been the casting. At least the audience could enjoy a laugh.
Darkness
Chris, I like you when reviewing the movie, but you’re easy enough to generalize fans as toxic people. The minority of so-called "Stars Wars fans" are either politically motivated or hardcore fans that sends death threats to actors, and that is something the rest of us true fans do not condone in any way on threatening people. Please do consider this with the fact that some people do crazy things to make something their way only, and that others are wrong and ignorant.
Am I going crazy or did it appear that Snap takes off in a A-Wing, then was shot down in a X-Wing?
Spoilers: Palpatine owns the Elder Wand
Spoilers: Harry, Ron and Hermione fall through Devil’s Snare into the Chamber of Secrets where they meet the Basilisk.
GODDAMMIT
Thanks for that asshole
Spoiler: Palpatine turned out to be Jar Jar Binks in a Human suit
Shelbyville Rules Umm, that actually happened in the movie where they fell through that black sinking sand and encountered a snake like creature.
Chris you even said it yourself “they didn’t have a plan for this trilogy” so it is the corporation’s fault lol.
he doesnt wanna offend the mouse
It’s not the corporation it’s the writers
ShinShoki At first I people were joking but after rewatching the vid yeah I agree. That look he gives at the beginning for the first minute says it all and he continues to be very down about the movie, not happy at all. Also he criticizes it a lot but is also very tame......
He wants to be invited to more events probably. This whole video is a bad take. The shill awakens.
WorkWhale Sure they are partly to blame but how can you write something to make sense without an outline?
never was a stars wars fan, but I loved Andor. I hope they do more stuff like this alongside the normal stuff.
These movies were a cash grab. Plain and simple. While they definitely had potential with some of the characters, no one felt truly fleshed out. Plot points were rushed and I think they could've done so much more with Kylo Ren than they did. And Poe and Finn were little more than sidekicks. They should've really planned out how these movie were going to go before they were greenlit.
It was always gonna be an issue when there's no road map and no consistent director/writer attached.
I think the problem here was The Last Jedi. If it wasn't for that movie, we would have gotten a completely different one here.
J.J. pretty clearly had a plan for the entire trilogy, considering it's been said that Rian Johnson didnt use the original story plans for episode 8. I dont think there was no roadmap so much as Disney just didnt care about the roadmap, and I will NEVER understand why they chose to give full creative control to a single person for the second film in a trilogy.
This also makes sense in the first act of this film being essentially a rewrite of episode 8. It's what was originally planned, and they tried to squash it into this movie.
I am just amazed that in this day and age that there was no clear, specific road map before making this trilogy. I thought it was clear after The Matrix that you can't just throw two more movies after it and call it a trilogy. You have to have a cohesive story in place already. I can't blame this film for not meeting anyone's expectations at this point and I'll just watch it with a free mind and no cares.
Most trilogies: Beginning, Middle, End
Star Wars 7-9: Beginning, Beginning, End
Beginning, Beginning, Damage Control
@@Eidlones way too accurate. I don't like demonizing people, but I think Rian Johnson ruined what could have been a good trilogy.
good comment
Poorly thought-out beginning, weird isolated story, messy cluster F ending.
fanatical breasts and where to find them: beginning beginning beginning beginning end
Dear Mr Stuckman, Thank you. THANK YOU. It's so good to hear someone talk about how everyone is looking for someone to blame because they didn't feel the way they did as a kid.
Thank you.
This is not about high expectations is about bad writing and worst execution.
Exactly,high expectation is what the last jedi is