All Hat No Cattle
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- Jennifer and Pumps aren't holding back on todays episode. Pumps has had it with the a**holes that leave only one square of toilet paper on the roll and Jennifer has had it with the prick tease known as Hasan Piker. The girls also discuss adult-only flights, dingleberries at waxing appointments and ding-dongs that wear their Apple Watches during sex.
Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets available at linktr.ee/iveh...
Thank you to our sponsors:
This episode is brought to you by SimpliSafe: Get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring. Visit SimpliSafe.com/HADIT - There’s no safe like SimpliSafe.
JustThrive: Use promo code HADIT for 20% off A 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic & A 90 day bottle of Just Calm at justthriveheal...
HoneyLove: Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to honeylove.com/HadIt #honeylovepod
Draft Kings: Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW, sign up with promo code HADIT, and new customers get a deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit $5 or more! Only on DraftKings Casino with promo code HADIT.
OSEA: Right now we have a special discount just for our listeners. Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code HADIT at OSEAMalibu.com
Microdose: To learn more about macrodosing THC go to micro dose.com and use code HADIT to get free shipping & 30% off your first order.
Subscribe to our Patreon: / ivehaditpodcast
Follow Us:
I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast
Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch
Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps
jennifer's staunch defense of the apple watch during sex is proof of what an athlete she is
No. No. No! I get your sense of humor and love it. But responding to your watch when it's not monitoring your very lifeline is wrong! I highly doubt anybody needs that one stand at that moment. I think it is sad. Please, ladies, run from that goddamn tool of the devil!
I’m boycotting Hasan until he comes on the show. I will fight him for you.
"Everyone except for Hasan Piker im Jennifer" DEAAADDDD lmfao loving the energy Jennifer! 😂
I need the Hassan and my girls together!!! I love both of y’all!! 🤗🫶🏻
I started watching when Hasan introduced y'all couple months ago. I still hope the Collab happens, I need it !!!!
same here!
Same!
that's actually hilarious. Hasan is literally the only person I heard about y'all from and then I found the pod like four episodes in. He has literally had the ENTIRE TIME to get it together.
"i didn't know you'd focus on the airline" i cackled 😂😂😂
I'm obsessed with the Hasan roasting and crossover. I need more, straight to the vein.
Thank you for improving the lives of your listeners with your enlightened and fearless work!
As a former resident of the Netherlands, I might be able to explain the connection between it and Turkey. After WWII, Turkish guest workers were invited to help rebuild the country. Many Turkish people settled there permanently as a result-that might be the reason.
Oh, and I’ve had it with lies, incompetence, and entitlement in the United States. When will the dysfunction end?!? 🙄
For Jennifer: Corendon Dutch airlines is a Dutch airline. It is the sister airline company to Corendon Airlines, that is Turkish. Corendon Dutch airlines has now introduced adult only flying from Amsterdam to Curaçao
Thank you for the phrase “All Hat No Cattle” Jennifer, I’m gonna use that one!
I've flew with Corendon Airlines from Memmingen, Germany to Hurghada, Egypt and back in 2022. That service was unfortunately not offered on those flights!
Pumps looks great, looks like a fresh dye job. You’re killing it mama
I 100% thought the Hasan situation yesterday was manufactured drama and that he would be on today's episode. What a tease. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
He's a prick tease!
sounds like you've had it
I am an American who has been living in the Netherlands and France for several years. The Turkish/Dutch connection is centuries old, and in modern times has been bolstered by 1) Turkish immigrants being granted citizenship/residency to rebuild the country after WW2 and 2) in the 60s and 70s they were given work visas/citizenship/etc. to come work in the Netherlands while the country was experiencing huge economic growth. There is a huge Turkish presence in the Netherlands today is about half a million people in a country of 17 million.
I've had it with history today. Signing off now.
dear ladies, i totally forgot about your podcast and i couldn't remember the name so i searched ''the pickeball ladies podcast'' and one of your videos was on top 😄 so glad i found you, i am subscribed now 👍
New fan after seeing Hasan talk about this from an H3 subreddit post. You two are hilarious 😅
I can believe how late I am to the IHIP x Hasan crossover being such big fans of you both! Love to see you on H3 too, I know Oliva is a fan! 🖤Family family family 🖤
Family
Family
i can't wait for hasan to react to this on stream today. i hope he flys to oklahoma asap because we've been pestering him for weeks! also, the clip y'all posted was hilarious so kudos to the editor!
You 2 are the female versions of me. I told my bf i found a podcast called I've Had It where the hosts just complain about 💩 all day. He couldn't stop laughing. I'm M&P Miserable and Proud!!
Recently discovered your channel. It's binge city over here. Bummed that your tour already hit Phx. I missed out! ♡
6:33 “It’s over! You need to care!” Hahahahaha #TeamOver
There is a proper way to hang toilet paper 🧻 and it's OVER. According to a toilet paper info website, hanging the TP OVER is hygenic and won't come into contact with as many potentially dirty surfaces as UNDER hung TP would.
Pumps needs to know the magic of a *bidet*. Girl it's life changing. You're welcome.
As a socialist who both loves anarchists and lives in the deep south (so I'm fighting fire from both sides cause anarchists and socialists/commies go at it too), i loved Jennifer saying that about Hasan needing to prove himself by coming out there. It's true, i got kind of complacent living in blue states because the gop isnt as much of a threat and it's harder to remember that we need to keep fighting for people hundreds of miles away. Reading theory, debating online dummies, etc is great and has value for reaching persuadable ppl but being on the front lines of pushing a state towards progress is where you really learn and prove your politics!
"He's a quick shot gyrater"
💀💀🤣🤣🤣
I have changed 10,000 toilet paper roles in my house for the last twenty seven years. There were four of us in said house.
Rolls
We need more black & indigenous guests cause it’s starting to feel like KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON in here especiallyyyyyy since this is Oklahoma
Love you ladies!!! Brooke & Tana from Cancelled talked about y’all!!! You guys need to connect!!!✨✨🤍🤍
I can't get enough of Jennifer's eyebrows right now!😘
Came here months ago after watching Hasan react to your content, he loves yall and I do too! Absolutely need to see you guys together on a podcast soon! Yall ladies are the best!! ❤
You missed the opportunity to talk about the mile high club for the adults behind the walls and curtains of the Dutch/Turkish airline cabines.😊
I actually found your podcast through Hasan. Drag him to the studio if you have to!
There is a very large Turkish population living in the Netherlands. There was a big migration wave that started in the 60s. Almost 20% of the Dutch population is non-European.
OMG! I’m peeing right now! You ladies just kill me! I’ve got my earbuds in and I’m laughing my ass off and I don’t care what anyone thinks!!!😂 you guys complete me!!!
Listening to this ep on a quiet train was a mistake. Jessica is on fire today?!! 😂
also, hasan is turkish so he might be able to answer your question about the airline.
As a fellow creative, I cannot count how many times I have gotten crickets.I choose to take the original desire to work together as a compliment and then move on
Absolutely furious with Hassy for dropping the ball on this one. Please insist he wears his cowboy hat when he’s finally on the pod. He does fantastic Cowboy Drag and y’all deserve to enjoy it.
I am Northeast born and bred and we have our own way of getting the message across- but “all hat no cattle” - I will be using in Philly for the rest of time. Thank you 🙏🏻
I think the Turkish airline an Hasan in one episode together is hysterical
22:10 Well, as a medical biller, there are portals to look up patients’ eligibility and I can pull and print off their insurance cards
At our office, if a patient shows up and doesn’t have their card, the front desk will call me to verify the patient’s status
This is my fave Podcast ! luv u both !
I can’t wait to see y’all in Denver! ❤
When they go low, we go freaking underground! I love it 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Hasan! Do better 😂😂😂
A quick shot gyrator lmaoo ❤️
I always wonder if you leave a public bathroom & make a mess CLEAN IT UP. 🤮Then I wonder why they keep their own bathroom🤪😂
Good morning. Finally it's Tuesday
I dont have a TP roll on the wall in my own own bathroom. When it was papered, I did not replace because of what you are discussing. TP goes in a basket close by. BTW, those springy things get on my nerves, with that little thing popping out all over the bathroom.
THANK YOU!!!! ME too on Dental.
A lady posted on FB that her watch told her she was doing a great job at yoga,…, but she was folding sheets! 😅
Amsterdam is a hub for a lot airlines.
Fun fact: remember how people really hated Party in the USA for quite a while...Well; the person who wrote that was actually: Jessie J. When interviewed about it she said, "that song paid my rent for FOUR YEARS...& I didn't even have to sing it". SNAP!
I think you should start turning some of these episode titles into march because I still need a "Raw Doggin' in Florida" t-shirt.
The call in voicemails were great 🎉 the people who are fake busy or who use their busy lives as a personality trait is annoying. I got a text from a mutual friend who I was supposed to take pictures for her and she canceled on me and after telling me she’s canceling she proceeds to go on about all the travel plans she’s having with friends and her entire itinerary to prove to me how her schedule is so full and why the photo session was canceled… WTF?? I don’t need to know all that. The text was like a mile long
29:29 “You need to nut up, sis” 😭😭😭
Just a quick ask from you guys. Next time you come to Europe, or just freaking London, please make it on a Sunday. Cuz us Europeans have jobs in the week. I’ve had it with the fact that I can’t see Jess and Pumps in October 😖
‘Then he dumps you at the prom.’ 😂🤍
Can we take a moment for the Princess Diana of podcastings GUNS? I need to get my ass back into the gym and get Pumped like Pumps! 💪🏾💪🏾
PPS: I’m the European version of Jennifer. Pure outpouring of sympathy and empathy and curious as f#*#*
At my former salon, we were required to use a wipe before receiving a wax service.
The Turkish Dutch Airline is Corendon Airlines
It is Turkish, but they have a sister company called Corendon Dutch Airlines
Hasan is the worst 😂 he’ll get over here eventually lmao
I used to roll my TP over, then I got a fucking cat. Cat's love it over. They can unroll a full roll in under 15 seconds.
Cats
I’ve had it! With dingleberries 😂
im obsessed
If you want to feel better about hasan ghosting you, go watch him trying to rap. It’s very pleasing
i didnt even know that existed
I’m Dutch and didn’t know it😂 Apparently, Corendon started out with a specialty in flying to Turkey but it’s now just for cheaper flight vacations
If we can have Adult Only cruises why can’t we have Adult Only Airlines, or at the very least specific flight times.
lmao. how did I not know there was a hasan x I’ve had it overlap
one time i didn’t pick a seat on a flight from minneapolis to anchorage.. big mistake. they strategically placed every child and mother with a lap baby in the last two rows of the plane.. and me. i immediately ordered a jack and coke and that was the only one of several i had to pay for. the flight attendant just kept dropping them on my tray and giving me sympathetic looks over the six hour flight 😂
On todays episode: an extremely rare permanent record revision 😮😅
GOOOOODMORNINGG
You ladies look radiant in this episode ❤
The best term I’ve heard for X tweets is David Pakman’s term, “Xcretions”. It’s kind of perfect.
my husband and i will sit beside each other in public until we die… but i wholeheartedly disagree that you’re more vulnerable when you’re not making eye contact…
when 2 people are talking/arguing and it’s actually much more beneficial if it’s in person while maintaining eye contact…
Musk is SO “a quick shot gyrator”! 😂
We ❤ Kylie!
Would love to see Hasan! Would love to also see Brian J Alvarez!
Hassan is Turkish he could explain it 😂
I love you ladies
Y’all need to have Tana and Brooke from Cancelled podcast 🙌🏻 they mentioned y’all in their podcast yesterday
Well i think you ladies are so cool
Girl I feel you completely, I'm also confused on the Turkish-Dutch airline.. is it Turkish or is it Dutch? What is the connection? Only flies to those 2 countries?
Turn off the “Wake on Wrist Raise” option until you’re done 🤣
PS: Curaçao is the C of the Dutch Carribics ABC islands (Aruba, Bonaire, Curaçao)
I've had it with "Conservatives..." saying "How would we pay for Universal Health Care, we just can't afford it because it would cost billions of dollars to set up and run?" Whenever the subject of Health Care comes up....when there are 32 Countries with the same or similar GDP's that not only set up a form of Universal Care, but have worked out how to pay for it using a National Insurance premium or Payroll Tax that comes out of their people's wages before they get paid automatically and have been doing it since 1948 or shortly after to take care of the greatest generation, injured or wounded in WW2 and how important it was to make sure that they received a Disability benefit if they could not work was, because they seen the impact of not taking care of those injured and wounded in WW1 on that generation and how they were forced to work with crippling injuries and disabilities, or their families taking on multiple Jobs to help look after them. Some Americans brag about how rich America is in one breath and complain about looking after the Working Class and the Poorest Americans in the next breath, it's uncharitable, disgusting UnChristian and UnAmerican and unfortunately on brand for the Christian Nationalists.
Love you both❤ keep up the great work !
The worst part is when you finish, then you realize that there is no toilet paper. Where are you going to go then?
Children under five should NOT be allowed on a flight longer than 4 hours. I had a 20 he flight w screaming kinds the whole time. I was going mad and at one point I truly thought it would be a good idea to place them in the food warmer for a nap….I LOVE this adult only seating area!!! Let’s do this US airlines!
Love this show. To every single transgender, gay, lesbian and others I’m here for you. I have a gay niece and transgender nephew I’m here for you their friends call me auntie so can you. Love you with me you’re in the safe space. I’m just like these women but I’m probably more nuts. Lol
I, too, can't help but focus on this airline ...
I thought the title was about guys wearing cowboy hats and boots but not doing any kind of labor
I call it Twatter - was calling it that way before X came along.
What is that noise at the end??
y’all are fuckin hysterical I love it
I secretly hope that the Dutch and the Turks have fused together over pickleball. Jessica needs a win!
In online communities I hang out at, we say an X post is called a Xit. Pronounced "shit." People who post there are Xitters, pronounced, you got it, shitters.
I thought the same Jennifer, what do these countries have in common to justify an airline!!!
PLEASE give him time he’s bad a replying I need this collab to happen!!!