I Don’t Have Time to Pee with Hannah Berner

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  • @kadeknipp2417
    @kadeknipp2417 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    justice for mackenzeighee and broocklinn

  • @thejbeck17
    @thejbeck17 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    we need an “ABC’s of We’ve Had It”!! they use so many fun words so frequently: browbeating, grandstanding, journey, showboating, yakmouth, and so many more we need to compile!!

  • @jennyrstanley1
    @jennyrstanley1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The fact that you two cackle hysterically and unapologetically at your hate mail says it all for me. 😍

  • @kittyrawlings1896
    @kittyrawlings1896 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Cackling. Jen, proudly doing a weekly vibe check, to reiterate the anti-Karen policy. Pumps, holding this info in a finger of her former smoking glove:”I would ask to speak to the manager, and they would open up my own lane just to shut me up.” You all made my day. ❤😂

  • @minnele3
    @minnele3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When Hannah said that she doesn't fully wake up till 4pm, I have never ever felt more heard and seen, because THE SAME!

  • @Jnoname617
    @Jnoname617 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “Diet Coke people are not okay”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead. So accurate 😂

    • @PWB69
      @PWB69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a diet coke gay, I can concur.

  • @TheeTage
    @TheeTage ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jen and Pumps really make it easy for me to want to laugh at my own sh*t too, the way they cackle at the 1 star reviews, love em! 🤣

  • @octaviaspencex
    @octaviaspencex ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The tour needs to include Pumps doing her sorority song or whatever you call it & a cheerleading routine. I’m British and we don’t have either of those cults here and I would die to see it

  • @sebastianpalacios7488
    @sebastianpalacios7488 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    for those of you curious, pickle ball first mentioned at 3:18

  • @s.c.5820
    @s.c.5820 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Chick-Fil-A "hate chicken" talk is so funny! Reminds me of a Fortune Femister joke.... she said about eating Chick-Fil-A as a lesbian...."I'm fat first and gay second"! 🤣😂. I felt that hahahah

  • @JuanGarcia-wp3yu
    @JuanGarcia-wp3yu ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I always thought I was walking the journey alone of having had it with the moms that goo goo talk to their kids in public in the loudest volume possible and do the let’s see what the audience thinks head tilt, with a smirk 😂

  • @canaangrant9962
    @canaangrant9962 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Good morning ladies!
    I was listening to this on my podcast app and I had to come to the youtube version to leave a comment and say that Pumps is right about the grocery store. I currently work in a grocery store and the managers love to understaff the front end (check out, customer service) to save money and then fuss at the cashiers about long lines and long wait times and its so frustrating to watch, but when I see someone complain and then the manager has to ring them up and bag their groceries it just feels like justice to me. Put that manager to work!

  • @lpm4450
    @lpm4450 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I need Pumps to air out more of her grievances with Jennifer 😂😂 we know what bothers Miss J about Pumps (stanleys, iced tea, over parenting) but not the other way around…let’s stir the pot

  • @mikaelarule
    @mikaelarule ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When Hannah brought up people judging her water intake… BABY I could hear Jen just churning lmao! I love y’all so damn much

  • @enrapturingfantasy
    @enrapturingfantasy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    jen’s rant about *those* moms 😭😭 someone had to say it!

  • @YourRav
    @YourRav ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s like two worlds colliding!! Love it

  • @SchoolSpeech100
    @SchoolSpeech100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1st podcast i have ever wanted to listen to! I watched all of the episodes. You guys make my day twice a week! We need more!!!! Love you guys!!

  • @BeccaP007
    @BeccaP007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She looked soooo familiar and I remember back in 2022 me and a friend saw her do stand up at the Brooklyn Comedy Club, omg I love herrrrrr! 💛 also that man’s comment was HILARIOUS. He’s right though, in about a month span I’ve watch ALL episodes and I need MORE. Lol

  • @Lbh14
    @Lbh14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They really air it for the international listeners and I am one

  • @Rteest345
    @Rteest345 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never cared for Hannah on her bravo show, but here she really shines…and is freakin funny as hell! I didn’t know that about her. I’m a fan.

  • @ramon_unknown
    @ramon_unknown ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved this episode and the conversation between these three!

  • @KatieLTillman
    @KatieLTillman ปีที่แล้ว

    The collab I have been waiting for!

  • @mekla07
    @mekla07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just when I thought this show couldn't get any better, you have HANNAH on! Love her!!!

  • @Kbailey39
    @Kbailey39 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Walmart “cutting” is bad 😂😭 pumps!

  • @equality_is_not_equity1010
    @equality_is_not_equity1010 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    True ALDIs story. A lady asked if she could “cut” in front of me because her son was in the car and she didn’t want to have him wait. I was aggravated, but said yes. I work with folks w/disabilities and thought this may be the case. Keep in mind, there’s 20 people in line and only 1 cashier. So she pays and I see her grown, 30 year old son was waiting outside for her….in the DRIVER seat. Nothing wrong with the “boy” at all. Why, why, why is her time more valuable than the other 20 shoppers that are waiting their turn…🤬

  • @NatNat4Tally
    @NatNat4Tally ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't believe Jennifer mentioned this, because I just experienced this for the first time in the salon I work at. The volume coming out of this mother fussing over her kid, was not only jarring, it was completely disruptive to the rest of the salon.
    Like a high pitched baby talking cheerleader with a megaphone. Cheering him on the entire haircut, to praising him afterwards while paying. At the furthest end of the shop, I wanted to throat punch her. I can only imagine, how the stylist with sharp scissors in her hand felt.

  • @jamesreis3618
    @jamesreis3618 ปีที่แล้ว

    I totally want to adopt these 2 as my Dutch aunts. Love them.

  • @Lbh14
    @Lbh14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG SLAY 3 ICONS

  • @alba279
    @alba279 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This might be my new favorite podcast 😂

  • @wassup9hiya
    @wassup9hiya ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this episode, Hannah is so funny!! Wish it could have been longer though

  • @olivertovar8096
    @olivertovar8096 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally love you guys, thanks for an awesome episode :)

  • @larrypotter5077
    @larrypotter5077 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Give it up for day 36 of me saying I’ve had it with these airing at 3:45 AM. I’m questioning your thought process

    • @Angela-zr3re
      @Angela-zr3re ปีที่แล้ว

      And here I am so happy they air it at 11:45 am where I live 😂❤️

    • @joshsaunders6392
      @joshsaunders6392 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adderall I bet

    • @valeking5993
      @valeking5993 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I assume it is so the episode is out for when ppl first wake up, even for the early risers. A ton of ppl listen to podcasts during their morning routine or commute, I’d imagine. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @Liam-bz3so
    @Liam-bz3so ปีที่แล้ว

    PLEASE can you do a live show in London, we need you here!!!

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:55, true

  • @reileysimpkins2306
    @reileysimpkins2306 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loveeee Hannah! Great episode!!!

  • @brandonsmith7571
    @brandonsmith7571 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Chic-fil-a thing sent me 😂 like I’m hungry first and gay second I’ll still eat it even if they think I’m going to hell cause they’re right but I’ll go to hell with Chic-fil-a in my stomach

  • @sarahwilliams4055
    @sarahwilliams4055 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Hannah Berner and now have found a new podcast!

  • @austinsmerud8596
    @austinsmerud8596 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVE this combo wow im obsessed. love you girls😍😍

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:33, not me.

  • @nicolegrunewald6507
    @nicolegrunewald6507 ปีที่แล้ว

    While in line at Walmart I have called customer service and asked for another line to open up. It works every time.

  • @LEXILOVE319
    @LEXILOVE319 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want Justice for emotional support water bottles because I had it before they named it. It was just my canteen. SINCE COLLEGE. I can’t give it up. Tell them new kids Stop naming stuff and making it “cool”… I can’t keep up🤣

  • @simplymatt13
    @simplymatt13 ปีที่แล้ว

    pumps looks like a christmas tree today,merry christmas everyone 🎄🥰🤣

  • @DallasABG
    @DallasABG ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I kinda imagine that Jennifer was the kind of mom that when her kid would say "Mommy, that woman is blank." And she'd say "She sure is, buddy, she sure is."

  • @LisaPhillips4494
    @LisaPhillips4494 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember going down the highway with my 2 kids. They were fighting constantly & I told them to settle. Now I n a highway & I don't have time for this crap. Finally I pulled off the road to deal with them both. As I grabbed the door handle to get out I BROKE IT. I guess I was so mad that I busted the door handle. I will always remember that👍🤪

  • @1Halabia
    @1Halabia ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No kids at the nail salon. Period. The one place I have left for quiet 😂 I raised 2 kids ( that I do love ) I am not anti-child but I am all for adult only salons & restaurants.

  • @thomasinagonzalez2112
    @thomasinagonzalez2112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm rhe teeth clenching mom!!! 😂😂😂

  • @anthonybrown3988
    @anthonybrown3988 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have the tour dates been released yet?

  • @collinbennett
    @collinbennett ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi Ladies! I am a huge fan. I've had it with most things in life... I'm a newer listener, can you fill me in on why we call her Pumps?

    • @MsMak03
      @MsMak03 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She’s called her that for years, we don’t actually why - welcome ✊

    • @audmshultz
      @audmshultz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to look it up hahaha- I found this on a romper article:
      Jennifer is actually the one who gave Angie her nickname - she used to call her "Angelina Pumpkintina" and the nickname "Pumps" stuck.

  • @SueOwen33
    @SueOwen33 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 I think y’all would hit it with latte art because it means that the milk is steamed perfectly so that it can float on the espresso.

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:11, agreed

  • @nicolelafond4463
    @nicolelafond4463 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I felt bad about talking loud to my kid in public, then you said about what you wanna hear. That is me, i call my kid out with funny stuff cause kids ARE lil assholes and everyone needs a laugh.

  • @noahyvr3739
    @noahyvr3739 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this whole episode was jennifer bullying pumps and im obsessed

  • @bekahshealthbeautyvlog3853
    @bekahshealthbeautyvlog3853 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lol not her saying water gives us nothing....🙃 drink water ppl!!

  • @robinkeller7290
    @robinkeller7290 ปีที่แล้ว

    These ladies are my spirit animals. I never curse but now….I fucking love this shit!!

  • @Lalaundercover389
    @Lalaundercover389 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jen almost looks like she’s wearing ankara from Nigeria,love her top ❤

  • @sullyrane653
    @sullyrane653 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Diet Coke person, I’m not okay 😂😂

  • @cami1262
    @cami1262 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chef here. Everyone who works in restaurants is unfortunately part of the constantly consuming beverages community. Whether it’s red bull or alcohol. Or both.

  • @michele1491
    @michele1491 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    True story, Carmex got me at an early age and now I always have several containers of it.

  • @tobipradasri4089
    @tobipradasri4089 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I wanna move to Europe cuz people are not loud there 😂😂

  • @ezi1691
    @ezi1691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where’s Jens yacht captain attire 😅

  • @thejbeck17
    @thejbeck17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    pumps has REALLY been showing her double-agent status on the pod lately, and i can tell how much JESSICA HATES IT!!! hahah

  • @Joshb.1219
    @Joshb.1219 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this podcast, four ads in less than an hour is just shameless.

    • @sannydee
      @sannydee ปีที่แล้ว

      Adblock that shit. They don’t need the money.

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea ปีที่แล้ว +1

    27:09, Christina P?

  • @JosueLamb
    @JosueLamb ปีที่แล้ว

    the comment calling these two lovely ladies miserable cows almost made me crash my car i was laughing so hard 😂 moo bitch!

  • @B-rian937
    @B-rian937 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having been on the management end of the lines too long Karen my favorite response is usually "well, sometimes in life you just have to wait." Turn and walk away.

  • @michelleelmore1875
    @michelleelmore1875 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys are the best but Hannah is still cringeworthy since Summer House! Can't unsee the things she did in Kyle and Amanda's room🥺

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This makes zero sense to me.. gonna go find out.

  • @tobipradasri4089
    @tobipradasri4089 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best decision that my husband and I have made is to not adopting kids, we can just go wherever we want I can buy many Prada bags I want 😂😂😂

  • @jennyzimmerman3481
    @jennyzimmerman3481 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that your husband is sober and just wants to hide.. Cuz I'm sober and I'm just over everything.. i have friends i FaceTime them if i want to . But don't if i don't want to. Yes!

  • @juditemarchany-decastro9596
    @juditemarchany-decastro9596 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is not a emotional water bottle it is a bubba like the 1 year old we all are. It’s an adult snippy cup.

  • @elijolesy
    @elijolesy ปีที่แล้ว

    As a fellow Oklahoman I much prefer the title Pumps, Princess Diana of Oklahoma rather than of the podcast world. We Oklahomans need better representation and it’s Pumps 😂

  • @deniseambayec7931
    @deniseambayec7931 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have Matteo lane on the pod!

  • @KeyB22
    @KeyB22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loveee Hannah and I loveee y'all!! I suggest next guest to be Hasanabi!

  • @SpidersFace
    @SpidersFace ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HATE CHICKEN, IM SOBBING

  • @christybergmann5105
    @christybergmann5105 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching you while drinking my big ass Diet Coke 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DanSlaughter85
    @DanSlaughter85 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't get me started on "unsweetened" tea. It's not under its PLAIN. It's plain iced tea.
    😂The lesbians are laughing at y'all complaining about the length of straight sex.😂

  • @JENNIFERBOO
    @JENNIFERBOO ปีที่แล้ว

    Hannah is my sleep twin. I Need 9 hours sleep….but only get 5-6 Ffffffff HAD IT Hate It

  • @kellyadair3610
    @kellyadair3610 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tea is 90% water 💦

  • @c.t.4837
    @c.t.4837 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jen and Hannah should do a tennis match or pickle ball ! Pumps in the stands with her husband Stanley ! I would pay to watch!

  • @MoonDoggieAngel13
    @MoonDoggieAngel13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the word Housewives used in these horrific shows, is the joke. These women are polar opposite from the archaic stereotypical meaning of the word itself. Love love love your friendship & podcast.

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 ปีที่แล้ว

    You gales are 5star!!!!

  • @Lalaundercover389
    @Lalaundercover389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DO YOU WANT THE NUGGIES

  • @tjc8422
    @tjc8422 ปีที่แล้ว

    I understand that having guests grows your audience but can we please have one episode a week of just the two of y’all and maybe your staff cause these guests aren’t always giving (with all due respect)

  • @craigwinkler2887
    @craigwinkler2887 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yeah stop with the chick-fil-a

  • @Kankescu
    @Kankescu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tea is a diuretic, right?

  • @lrm52283
    @lrm52283 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the moms lie bc misery loves company and/or bc it increases the odds you'll join their mlm if you're a #girlmom/boymom too

  • @dakottahunt6060
    @dakottahunt6060 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Goldilocks spacing applies to cars in a drive through. Why the HELL do you need to leave a cars space distance in a DRIVE THROUGH!! MOVE UP!

  • @caribqueen63
    @caribqueen63 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @bevwest7428
    @bevwest7428 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved the pandemic when we kept far apart. Sometimes I want to turn around and cough, or say...buddy, I can smell you! Get back!

  • @octaviaspencex
    @octaviaspencex ปีที่แล้ว

    I want Pumps to adopt me

  • @spionkop7874
    @spionkop7874 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Was it good parenting or boasting🤔

  • @brijmsn
    @brijmsn ปีที่แล้ว

    Living in Oklahoma must be insufferable. Why didn't you move out when you were 18 Jen? Jesus.

  • @joshsaunders6392
    @joshsaunders6392 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not a Walmart fan but she oozes Walmart

  • @nymiee
    @nymiee ปีที่แล้ว

    Let's gooooo :)))

  • @ambriaashley3383
    @ambriaashley3383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you talk about this ridiculous situation with denying the Tulsa OK race massacre survivors any reparations?? I’ve had it with that. 😡

  • @darienmarmol9847
    @darienmarmol9847 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Gay man I eat hate chicken 10 days a week.

  • @r-anne7375
    @r-anne7375 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My friends and I do the same thing with all of Biden's ridiculous gaffs that media doesn't air.

  • @Graymage69420
    @Graymage69420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sadly me (gay) and my gay friends still partake in the hate chicken… I know it’s wrong but it’s one of the only decent restaurants nearby 😅

    • @c.t.4837
      @c.t.4837 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 gay and I get it

  • @oliviasmith5967
    @oliviasmith5967 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chick-fil-a closed on Sundays in an AIRPORT is the most offensive