From someone who has worked at one of these big retail chains, you, as an employee are given performance reviews that affect your pay rate often times based on how many people you can get to sign up for rewards programs/newsletters and honestly I’ve had it with that
I’m going to need the eye roll button…and I work at a church. It’s an inclusive, mission focused church that just welcomed our first gay, married pastor!! His spouse is from OKC and they both are incredible humans.
Oooo the dog shit hit hard. A couple months ago, our dogsitter/friend lost one of the dogs and the other violently died...in her care...while we were 3 states away. THE WAY I FELT JENNIFER 😭
I found you guys on TikTok a few months ago and you had 10 or so videos and just a few TikTok videos to view and I couldn’t get enough!!! Took some time from social media and now I’m ready to binge all your latest content. I’m obsessed! Love the podcast xxx
NEWSflash: when you work at a grocery store you are pushed by management to make conversation with customers at the check-out. Retail is the same way but you are also pressed to make quotas and sign people up for credit cards etc. No employee enjoys this. I've had it
I love y’alls Podcast. Want to point out on the Senior Discount that you are assuming that all Seniors are financially secure. They are not. Particularly those who were single mothers or did not havre professional careers or 2 incomes. For them, the Senior Discount is very helpful. Please don’t assume that all seniors are white and privileged. I got the humor and all. But, my own mother, gone many years now, had outlived her money. She lived to her 90s but was widowed without much pension. Her medications were nye unaffordable, so for her, the discounts at local shops helped to offset her SS income. Just pointing that out on behalf of seniors in fixed income. Love the Podcast.
My daughter dog sits for a friend and her dog gets so excited when he comes to her house which shows his mommy that he is gonna be happy on his little vacation and she pays her very well.
I have 3 email addresses, and one of them is just for newsletters and promotional emails because I just can't with that shit in my actual inbox. I protect my personal email address like it's my child.
I just cackled in my car by myself at this Starbucks bit. I'm telling if you take Jennifer's dialogue about the surprise 2 stars and apply Larry David's voice to it you would have a Curb Your Enthusiasm skit. I can hear him complaining about this and making a whole big scene🤣🤣
I worked in retail for numerous years, all the companies I worked for expected us to get as many email addresses as possible. If we got less than 90% of our customers emails we would get penalised on our monthly performance reviews
As someone who used to work in retail; corporations keep score of the ratio of signs ups vs declines. Too many declines on sign ups can result in losing your job :/ corporate America sucks
I think a lot of men don’t take care of their long hair so they make a terrible case for it, but long hair on men can be really beautiful, and modern short hair has been a method of masculinity control (military hair was invented to depersonalize soldiers/Native American hair was cut to emasculate them) in many nations so I’m biased toward long hair.
I briefly worked at a luxury huge fashion store in Europe and our progression in the job was also based on how many people we signed up to the loyalty card program which was insane. I never asked as I was just trying to pay rent during the summer before starting my career in finance 😂😂
I really hope Jen takes good care of her poor cat and gives it the love it deserves. I have a feeling all the love goes to the dog, and that ill cat, that probably needs even more love and attention than the dogs, is treated like a burden. 😔 It makes me so sad.
Fucking Christ, I’ve fucking HAD IT with everyone who feels free to comment on others’ appearance. A wise artist said it best, “I ain’t sad you won’t fuck me.” Special shout out to the balding dude from Boston in this episode.
3:57 Cashiers asking for phone number: I worked for a big box pet store and every days my manager would harass me because i didnt ask every customer not to sign up for the membership; it was literally every employee kpi and they would give you shit for not asking for those numbers; i ignored the kpi but my manager was super mad at me (and would probably use it as excuse to not give me raise)
Ive seen wrecks of ppl trying to pull into 7brew bc there is no line and i dont get it....ive had it with co workers that find out im stepping out and say, "will u get me a 7brew?!?!" F*ck no i wont be seen in that place...eye roll goddamn city
the only time i haven’t paid for cat sitting is when i have an arrangement with another party that i watch their pets when they go away. like a mutually beneficial situation
Apparently the star rating goes past 5, I remember over 20 years ago I mentioned to a friend that my plane refuelled in Dubai, on the way to Australia, and they said "they have a 7 star hotel there.", I was like: "There's a 6???"😅😅😅
I worked at Petco in college and we would get a stern talking to if a certain percentage of the sales we rang up didn’t include a rewards card…so we were HOUNDED to get people to sign up. I dreaded it. So I assume that’s why people always ask you to sign up for stuff in stores. Corporate Bullshit 😂
I used to watch your reality show your still with Richard! Do you still have your dogs. Do you still have your design business?I am so glad I found you! Area still in Oklahoma?
Thru this whole Donald Trump shitshow, don’t you wish George Carlin was still alive writing great comedy shows about this stuff! He did do a bit on bumper stickers, but the flag on the beefed up trucks, he would take that to another level!
I represent the black vote for the permanent record when I say.. Pumps/Princess Diana/Hoe of the show. Please stop referring to yourself as a Karen. They are racist and you clearly are not! Love you both.. and Jess I've taken up pickle ball.
Kylie make the bumper stickers magnetic so you can stealthily slap it on those trucks. Jennifer, seniors get the discounts because generally they live on fixed incomes & don't have much to live on. Disabled people too, but we don't get a discount. I'm guilty of calling my dog a furbabe 😂 I also have done the Facebook birthday pics! Hahaha!
There's a card in the game "Cards Against Humanity" that has "Powdered Man Baby" as an answer. I use that all the time now for those SDE me or the whiney millennials, sometimes they're one in the same.
I don’t understand the flag thing Americans treat politics like sports teams and you can tell the ones that have their political flag up high also do the same with their team flag. It’s a weird money making opportunity, I low key want to exploit it.
Hey ladies, tread lightly on the senior discount rants. I'd like to know the percentage of seniors who are on fixed incomes. It's a serious issue.... they choose between food and required prescriptions. Have to say you're sounding a little entitled.
We see them all the time here in TX, and I can honestly say it’s ALWAYS either a F150, GMC or RAM, and the flag is always 1) confederate flag 2) come and take it 3) semper fi 4) trump or 5) don’t tread on me … never seen it on any other car here besides these trucks
The fur baby caller is spot on! I don't have pets of my own, and I've told my friends that do, not to even ask me to pet sit. Also, fur baby or grand fur baby makes me throw up in my mouth🤢. It's your pet not a human child.
That is exactly why I order literally everything from Amazon because I am going through menopause. I am a server I cannot f****** stand people and all I want to do is pay for my s*** and leave. And now you have me standing here repeating my email six times because you don't understand what I said or you got a letter wrong and now I don't even want the s*** and I'm just leaving mad
The man bun is an immediate turn off for me. Don't care how attractive the man is, that bun is a hard no. I'm making my hubs grow his hair out just to see how long it can get and what his hair looks like. He keeps it in a low pony for work only. He totally looks like a hippie and I love it. I told him that under no circumstances is there to be a man bun. He's gonna cut it soon now and go back to the army short cut that he's always had till now. Experiment over😂
Omg yes Jennifer about the douchey pickup truck drivers 👏 my boyfriend’s next door neighbor has a huge American flag on his pickup truck with all these phrases written on it of being a proud American and so much bullshit. It’s so tacky!
jess and Diana you have done it again!
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The chuckle I let out at "Vanilla ISIS" thank you for that Jessica🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just came to comment that😆
I'm immediately in a good mood when I watch this podcast. Thank you Pumps and Jerica.
In Pumps’ defense, her lashes are not the problem. Subtle. Practical. No problem there. The issue is the OVERSIZED unrealistic ones.
Eye roll city is being added to my vocabulary now. Jess and princess of Oklahoma are so funny!
"Vanilla isis" I gasped 🤣🤣 Jennifer is 100% on point
From someone who has worked at one of these big retail chains, you, as an employee are given performance reviews that affect your pay rate often times based on how many people you can get to sign up for rewards programs/newsletters and honestly I’ve had it with that
Exactly
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All I can say is thank god I found the two of you! I’m 58 and I’ve fucking had it with everyone and everything! Keep it up ladies 😎
I’m going to need the eye roll button…and I work at a church. It’s an inclusive, mission focused church that just welcomed our first gay, married pastor!! His spouse is from OKC and they both are incredible humans.
Oooo the dog shit hit hard. A couple months ago, our dogsitter/friend lost one of the dogs and the other violently died...in her care...while we were 3 states away. THE WAY I FELT JENNIFER 😭
omg...sorry for your loss
HAD IT WITH NEWSLETTERS! Feel so seen this morning!
On the shittiest of I’ve had it days you 2 are a miracle cure, thank you from a fan all of the way from Switzerland ❤
LOL! Snotrockets in the public restroom sink in front of 10 other people! 😆
I found you guys on TikTok a few months ago and you had 10 or so videos and just a few TikTok videos to view and I couldn’t get enough!!! Took some time from social media and now I’m ready to binge all your latest content. I’m obsessed! Love the podcast xxx
NEWSflash: when you work at a grocery store you are pushed by management to make conversation with customers at the check-out. Retail is the same way but you are also pressed to make quotas and sign people up for credit cards etc.
No employee enjoys this. I've had it
😂😂😂vanilla isis😂😂😂😂😂😂........DEAD!
I’ve started saving to watch or listen to I’ve Had It when I know I’m going to be having a shitty day so I can turn it around.
I love y’alls Podcast. Want to point out on the Senior Discount that you are assuming that all Seniors are financially secure. They are not. Particularly those who were single mothers or did not havre professional careers or 2 incomes. For them, the Senior Discount is very helpful. Please don’t assume that all seniors are white and privileged. I got the humor and all. But, my own mother, gone many years now, had outlived her money. She lived to her 90s but was widowed without much pension. Her medications were nye unaffordable, so for her, the discounts at local shops helped to offset her SS income. Just pointing that out on behalf of seniors in fixed income. Love the Podcast.
My daughter dog sits for a friend and her dog gets so excited when he comes to her house which shows his mommy that he is gonna be happy on his little vacation and she pays her very well.
New listener here and I wanna just say THIS WAS AMAZING 😂😂 the flags on trucks segment had me dying!!!
I have 3 email addresses, and one of them is just for newsletters and promotional emails because I just can't with that shit in my actual inbox. I protect my personal email address like it's my child.
Omg Im just just a smidge older than y’all I can’t wait to see you ladies as grandmas 😅😅😂😅😅
I just turned 62 and I want all the discounts. The 36 year old still has working knees and thyroid, so suck it. :)
I'm 56. I was lmao up till the senior bashing....that got me all riled up! 🤣
Fer suresies!
I have to wait until Tuesday for a new episode and that, ladies, is "eye roll goddamn city"!
"i wanna be one of those dogs on tictok" had me screaming
You Ladies definitely have to come to Dublin ☘️. I love your podcast so much 💕.
I've recently heard about 6 ⭐️ service while watching Below Deck Sailing and I was like WTF! I had to rewind to make sure I'd heard that right.
Pumps your lashes are perfect. 🤩
I'll be adopting "vanilla isis" into my everyday vocabulary 💅
A drag Queen lash has no place in Walmart everrr 🤣🤣🤣
I pet sit my friend’s cat all the time and I love it! He got me a nice gift from one of his overseas trips once.
Eyeroll god damn city kills me
Vanilla Isis is the highlight of my week🥲 love y'all so much🖤
"titty baby" has become one of my favorite phrases
the fact that we cant stream Sweet Home anywhere is a CRIME
I just cackled in my car by myself at this Starbucks bit. I'm telling if you take Jennifer's dialogue about the surprise 2 stars and apply Larry David's voice to it you would have a Curb Your Enthusiasm skit. I can hear him complaining about this and making a whole big scene🤣🤣
Vanilla Isis 🤣
I worked in retail for numerous years, all the companies I worked for expected us to get as many email addresses as possible. If we got less than 90% of our customers emails we would get penalised on our monthly performance reviews
I never new Pumps had false lashes, they look good on her and she doesn't go too crazy with it ❤
As someone who used to work in retail; corporations keep score of the ratio of signs ups vs declines. Too many declines on sign ups can result in losing your job :/ corporate America sucks
Those flappy flags on trucks are extemely distracive to me as a fellow driver. AND it rips the shit out of the flag. So disrespectful to the flag.
I think a lot of men don’t take care of their long hair so they make a terrible case for it, but long hair on men can be really beautiful, and modern short hair has been a method of masculinity control (military hair was invented to depersonalize soldiers/Native American hair was cut to emasculate them) in many nations so I’m biased toward long hair.
Love your show! You two always make me laugh! 🤣😂🤣
I briefly worked at a luxury huge fashion store in Europe and our progression in the job was also based on how many people we signed up to the loyalty card program which was insane. I never asked as I was just trying to pay rent during the summer before starting my career in finance 😂😂
I really hope Jen takes good care of her poor cat and gives it the love it deserves. I have a feeling all the love goes to the dog, and that ill cat, that probably needs even more love and attention than the dogs, is treated like a burden. 😔 It makes me so sad.
in my old job they really shouted at us if we didn’t get customers emails for the newsletter and still to this day i have 0 idea why
Amen on a hustle discount !!!!
Pumps your lashes look great. Totally normal.
Fucking Christ, I’ve fucking HAD IT with everyone who feels free to comment on others’ appearance. A wise artist said it best, “I ain’t sad you won’t fuck me.” Special shout out to the balding dude from Boston in this episode.
chopping my hair off for jen and pumps
3:57 Cashiers asking for phone number: I worked for a big box pet store and every days my manager would harass me because i didnt ask every customer not to sign up for the membership; it was literally every employee kpi and they would give you shit for not asking for those numbers; i ignored the kpi but my manager was super mad at me (and would probably use it as excuse to not give me raise)
Dude! "I'm sorry about your dick" that's so hilarious
I absolutely need the buttons to continue
Ive seen wrecks of ppl trying to pull into 7brew bc there is no line and i dont get it....ive had it with co workers that find out im stepping out and say, "will u get me a 7brew?!?!" F*ck no i wont be seen in that place...eye roll goddamn city
Imho, man buns are the modern mullet and the regret will live longer than the men in buns
the only time i haven’t paid for cat sitting is when i have an arrangement with another party that i watch their pets when they go away. like a mutually beneficial situation
Yes, the hustle discount needs to be a thing. Why we love u
Same as a Christmas letter
Thank you for another fun show. I really look forward to T/Rs and a new podcast episode!!! Glad you have your powerful gold button now!!!!
#softserveenergy 😂😂😂😂😂
I need that gold button!
the seven stars is from the satisfaction survey because there are different categories. Ive still had it with getting feedback at all. its coffee.
Apparently the star rating goes past 5, I remember over 20 years ago I mentioned to a friend that my plane refuelled in Dubai, on the way to Australia, and they said "they have a 7 star hotel there.", I was like: "There's a 6???"😅😅😅
Is there anywhere we can see the reality show y’all were on? Or the clips you spoke about?
I subscribe to Hayu and saw it there. Could also be on Bravo.
I worked at Petco in college and we would get a stern talking to if a certain percentage of the sales we rang up didn’t include a rewards card…so we were HOUNDED to get people to sign up. I dreaded it. So I assume that’s why people always ask you to sign up for stuff in stores. Corporate Bullshit 😂
VANILLA ISIS 😂😂😂😂😂
I used to watch your reality show your still with Richard! Do you still have your dogs. Do you still have your design business?I am so glad I found you! Area still in Oklahoma?
Not all seniors are financially solvent. Less job opportunities. Etc. Love this pod tho.
Thru this whole Donald Trump shitshow, don’t you wish George Carlin was still alive writing great comedy shows about this stuff! He did do a bit on bumper stickers, but the flag on the beefed up trucks, he would take that to another level!
I get calls in Chinese from China at 3pm US time daily. why ,why , why !!!??? Ive Had It
I've been getting those too and I've had it!
That happened to me before now I just select “unknown numbers get silenced” on my phone and it goes straight to voicemail to die
Old people will hold up the line to save .30 cents!!!
And then the blue hairs pull out their damn checkbook and take 5 minutes to write a damn check!
Oh yeah! It's totally eye roll goddamn city... especially when they wait until everything has been rung up to pull their checkbook out of their purse!
Ulta, gives me all the feels that I’m a bitch when I say no on my info.
I represent the black vote for the permanent record when I say.. Pumps/Princess Diana/Hoe of the show. Please stop referring to yourself as a Karen. They are racist and you clearly are not! Love you both.. and Jess I've taken up pickle ball.
VANILLA ISIS?! 😭😭
vanilla isis, y'all-quida, eyeroll gaahdamn city, soft serve.... I'm definitely adding this all to my everyday vocabulary.
Kylie make the bumper stickers magnetic so you can stealthily slap it on those trucks.
Jennifer, seniors get the discounts because generally they live on fixed incomes & don't have much to live on.
Disabled people too, but we don't get a discount.
I'm guilty of calling my dog a furbabe 😂 I also have done the Facebook birthday pics! Hahaha!
Jen, you need to stop with the constant back handed comments to our girl Pumps. She may not say it but I think you can be hurtful at times.
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There's a card in the game "Cards Against Humanity" that has "Powdered Man Baby" as an answer. I use that all the time now for those SDE me or the whiney millennials, sometimes they're one in the same.
I want you guys to be my mothers in law so badly I’m no even joking
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I don’t understand the flag thing Americans treat politics like sports teams and you can tell the ones that have their political flag up high also do the same with their team flag. It’s a weird money making opportunity, I low key want to exploit it.
I'm with Jennifer on the lashes. I love Pumps but I feel like they are too much - half the time you can't even see her eyes past those bad boys.
I love a big ass American flag on trucks
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VANILLA ISIS OMG
Hey ladies, tread lightly on the senior discount rants. I'd like to know the percentage of seniors who are on fixed incomes. It's a serious issue.... they choose between food and required prescriptions. Have to say you're sounding a little entitled.
Steven NAILED IT! I hate it when men have long hair!
I hate the car flags, too, although maybe I’d have one with the Sur La Table or Pottery Barn logo.
We see them all the time here in TX, and I can honestly say it’s ALWAYS either a F150, GMC or RAM, and the flag is always 1) confederate flag 2) come and take it 3) semper fi 4) trump or 5) don’t tread on me … never seen it on any other car here besides these trucks
The fur baby caller is spot on! I don't have pets of my own, and I've told my friends that do, not to even ask me to pet sit. Also, fur baby or grand fur baby makes me throw up in my mouth🤢. It's your pet not a human child.
You’ve had it with patriotic people. I’ve had it with you two
Bye 👋
Gun Nut detected
Then why are you watching?? Lol
Native American guys can still rock the long hair imo
That is exactly why I order literally everything from Amazon because I am going through menopause. I am a server I cannot f****** stand people and all I want to do is pay for my s*** and leave. And now you have me standing here repeating my email six times because you don't understand what I said or you got a letter wrong and now I don't even want the s*** and I'm just leaving mad
I hate seeing people spitting while walking in the street.. ugh..disgusting
How do you go on an anti gun rampage and then quote the former head of the NRA.
The man bun is an immediate turn off for me. Don't care how attractive the man is, that bun is a hard no. I'm making my hubs grow his hair out just to see how long it can get and what his hair looks like. He keeps it in a low pony for work only. He totally looks like a hippie and I love it. I told him that under no circumstances is there to be a man bun. He's gonna cut it soon now and go back to the army short cut that he's always had till now. Experiment over😂
Omg yes Jennifer about the douchey pickup truck drivers 👏 my boyfriend’s next door neighbor has a huge American flag on his pickup truck with all these phrases written on it of being a proud American and so much bullshit. It’s so tacky!