@@ryanandrewsshrugs I’m sure you’re probably not a bad dude, but seriously why did you think following this chick to different social media platforms after NOT matching with her was okay 😭😭
Is this what the shrug emoji he was referring to? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Somehow when he saw that the first thing he thought was he has to ramble about it for 5 minutes straight?
@@fanndx no no this gentleman was correct. It was this one that I love ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😍. Maybe not an entire life but I thought she might make a good friend at the least. Unfortunately her bumble bio didn’t tell me she hated all men and wanted to ‘destroy them’. Else I might have just moved on to the next one 😂😂
Kels, I've been kind of stopped up lately but let's be honest we've all been there 😂 🤷♂️. Luckily 🍀 I've just downed a moes burrito 🌯. Prepare for the diaharea baby gurl 💩. Wish me luck 🤞 my princess 👸 🚽 🚽
@@giantenemycrabthingyou can say you are humble and be humble at the same time, but a lot of it implies prior context and how you say it. Saying, "I am clearly very humble" and then proceeding to brag about yourself is the exact opposite of that.
I am by no means eloquent or charming, very uncharismatic but compared to him I'm Antonio Banderas so I want to thank him for lowering the bar and making the rest of us look better by comparison
Kinda... ish? You're not wrong man. It's just an exaggerated version of me. I felt safe sharing with someone that I thought was similar, kind and compassionate. I was wrong LOL. Have a nice day
@@ryanandrewsshrugs Dear god. This video is a year old and you're still replying to comments about it. You need to take a long look in the mirror because this is awful. I don't even know if there's a point in telling you this because you actually might be too far gone. I don't know how you ended up this way but I don't even really want to imagine.
@@tychopanda it hurts and concerns me that someone could be SO confident in their stupidity. Dunning Kruger to the max. You’re a nameless faceless troll and I will monetize you son.
Nothing is wrong with sending a 5 minute voice message, some people just think longer than others, some maybe are shy, some maybe just want to give a lot more time for others to process, the only criminal behavior is your insane opinion.
I don’t think he is actually self aware, but just “faking” it to show that he is… when in reality, if he was self aware, this whole thing wouldn’t have happened to begin with.
whats the possibility that he thinks he has the manipulation so down, that he is just saying he knows "how weird it is" to try and ease their worry and that he doesn't see anything wrong with what hes doing at all
@Dazedandconfused86 I can tell which comments truly bother you because they're not the ones you respond to. In fact, they're probably the best criticisms of your character and it makes you uncomfortable enough to actually put the keyboard away.
Alright let's do this. The goal of life is to be happy as much as possible right? So, if you were as smart as you think you are. Wouldn't you be happier? Just to be clear. I'm calling you stupid and unhappy right now. As far not responding to rude idiots. I kinda treat those trolls like I would a misbehaving puppy. If you jump up... I turn away from you. If you keep doing it, you get put in a room or I'll go into the room and you don't get to have access to me. You'd like to me to respond to rude idiots who comment boldly on something they're not educated on? Hell nah dude. I protect my peace. I hope this response helps you out some. I will pray for your soul
As a 61 yr old woman not all that suavy with internet - this was an eye opener. I didn't really know what a BOT was or how dangerous they can be. Thank you penguinz0. I actually shared this on my blog so others can be aware too,...
@@ryanandrewsshrugs was that for me? what did i say? Im just a 61 yr old grandmother who happened to come across this video,.... why so mean to me? . geez
@@IndigoRose-v8sthis man is not a bot. It’s a real human man that’s just creepy. Most of us who have dated have come across something similar. Sad reality of men these days.
@@ryanandrewsshrugs why are you so rude for no reason 😭 it's okay to not be familiar with certain things, and you can be a decent person and explain rather than insult 💀
God I can only IMAGINE what it must be like to actually have a conversation with this guy. He is definitely the kind of person you’ll tell 5 or 6 times that you gotta go or are busy, but he’ll just keep on talking and talking
Is there proof this is legit...? More than likely this is fake, no? He was a walking female pet peeve. Some things he said seemed so pointless other than to trigger females cringe levels. He also annunciates like a teenage female with a mail voice. Voice doesn’t sound real either to me. Very robotic. If this is real I’ll eat my words, but this seems like a girl faking some weird scenario for attention on social media. The “guy” could have been her using AI voice over, or even just a male friend. Seems scripted as well. Crazy how so many complain how AI is gonna interfere with media, and people don’t assume things like THIS is gonna be where it starts. Things like Petty clout chasing. This story should have raised so many red flags imo.
my tin-foil hat theory about this whole thing, is that this guy is preparing himself for a role that requires him to go full method actor. because I refuse to believe that he is real.
As a woman, imagining receiving a message like this from someone I’ve never spoken to, I cannot stress how extremely uncomfortable it made me and my deepest sympathies go to the women who’ve received it.
I got so angry when I first heard these I was practically shouting at my phone lol. Prob from experience - me & women I know have had dudes who project weird shit onto us and create an image of who we must be based on a few lines in a dating profile.
Yeah like this guy is a complete psychopath!!! I am a guy and this made me extremely uncomfortable, I got secondhand suspicion just from listening to the way he tried to sound cheeky and nonchalant and it just is very disgusting and disturbing!
@@turismofoegaming8806 bro honestly it is SO scary when dudes reach out to you like this. its cringe and funny to laugh at from our positions watching this- but as somebody whos had a dude get my number without my consent and text me shit like this i cannot stress how fucking frightening it is lol. its the realisation that this person who is so far from normalcy & thinks its socially acceptable to type like that got YOUR number and invaded YOUR privacy and you dont know what he knows. you dont know who gave him your private info and you have learned from experience not to reject guys like this. this video made me super freaked out omg!!
He may have a "normal voice" but his mannerisms are just terrible. Just the way he talks in general puts me off. Always trust your gut with crazies like this
He is THIS close to being self-aware that I was kinda actually rooting for him, hoping he would go "You know what...something is wrong with me, I'm going to therapy, bye".
@@sean4075 He 100% seems like the type to straight-up fabricate a false narrative for his therapist to respond to and then act like he's made valid progress... 🤦🏽♀️ Beyond help, he is...
9:05 - Ugh....this reminded me of the time an ex-colleague tried to call me "Baby" for no darn reason except that it was cute. I felt so awkward and brushed it off by saying that sounds like something a parent would call their small baby and laughed so he'd stop. He tried it again across multiple days but I shut it down every time with the same parent comment. This was before I got the mindset of blocking such people (cringes in corner)
I'm sorry you had those unpleasant experiences! And I agree you would have been well within your rights to tell that person you were uncomfortable OR just to block them and move on. I'm glad you didn't release their private convos to the internet, dox them and spend 16 months attacking them. This way you don't get sued. Have a nice day
@@deathhy7590 yes and no. We’ll argue that sharing a private conversation in which some presents aspects of their private life is highly offensive to a reasonable person. But I’ll tell you what is. Defamation of character, invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress. ‘Lmao’. These fucking kid trolls man… yall fascinate me.
This guy sounds nothing like my subconscious or conscious thoughts. Even when I can fly and reality warp in my own dreams I’m not as much of a fart sniffer as this guy is
Im unnerved. He sounds so articulate at first glance but I'm genuinely finding it difficult to track his speech. Sounding intelligible while also incomprehensible is an achievement.
So what you're saying is... I accidentally killed Spiderman?! NOOOO! I'm sorry. Come back. Also... semi-related. Did you see the 'spiderman' cameo in the newest episode of Invincible? Super cool! A Mark Grayson variant helps him fight a Doc Oc villain> Pretty neat.
@@Dazedandconfused86 For what it's worth I don't think it's fair that people are criticising you so heavily, especially to the same level that other actually bad guys that this channel has made videos on have been. Like you're obviously neurodivergent and I think it speaks to how the world views neurodivergent traits if people are immediately resorting to calling you manic or insane, which is extremely rude when the absolute most you're doing is being overly friendly - a symptom of neurodivergence. Obviously there are things you said in the voice messages that were off so I think it's important to analyse in your head when those moments might be, and not say it. But you're not a bad person and you seem like a lot of fun to be around, and I don't like it how people are bullying you for your neurodivergent traits. So I just want you to know that not everyone thinks of you like that. And as someone neurodivergent myself I definitely feel othered for oversharing at times, so just know you're not alone! And if this video has made you upset and you just want to talk to a random stranger some time then you can feel free to talk to me someplace! And to everyone else in the comments, bullying someone is not how you get them to change their behaviour.
Loved this response friend. I replied to you earlier but it disappeared... damnit youtube. Feel free to drop me a social or something if you wanna be friends... and get some of the story. It's a LOT worse than this lol. Cheers
1:50 crazy story, i played a character in my highschool play who said "mayhaps" several times. And it was so comically corny that my friends and their parents started saying mayhaps ironically then unironically and they couldnt stop
As a person that is dating a man that doesn't talk a lot. I feel like in the 2 years of our relationship he has said less to me than this dude unloaded on this complete stranger of a woman in an hour.
i know a guy exactly as quirky as this dude who only wants to talk about his own life, but damn at least he doesn't walk around thinking hes fuckin hot stuff or smth
@@trystanmadfouni8329dudes like this absolutely think they’re hot stuffs lmao, dude slipped up the brag in the audio multiple times. They usually try to cover it up with “self aware jokes” later (as this guy did, and it’s not subtle at all)
NICE! Honestly you got the spelling pretty close. It's Mr. Plumpf and Mrs. Plumpfette. Wanna see some pics and vids? Don't worry I won't call you a disney princess... yet.
@@ryanandrewsshrugs you’ve done this this shit to multiple women. Your so “quirky and random omg” You tracked this woman down on Facebook. “Omg you have a shrug emoji how are you defying all science by being cute and funny” for the love of fuck ! . Your bio was the bees knees
This guy sounds like he's committed to memory everything that guys think are "female buzzwords". He got in The Notebook, Disney, ducks with silly names, helping old people, being tall, honesty, and humor. Like he said "every single girl likes the exact same things, so how can I superimpose all of them into the conversation as fast as possible?
buzzwords. thank you. I was trying to figure out how to explain what he's doing, because everyone keeps saying hes mildly self aware but he's not. It's just acting, just like saying you're weird might make you sound more normal. what a twat waffle.
I noticed that too when he talked about how busy he was, so many friends, girl friends, how funny, handsome, 6ft tall, "big feet so you know what that means babygirl", NoteBook movie reference, good with animals, quirky nicknames, lots of money etc. all in 5 min. like a job interview --- definitely using buzzwords/checklist probably thinking how dumb women are that we don't catch onto this bs.
This guy is like a robot that learned how to be a person solely from '90s pop culture. The whole thing is straight out of a horror movie. It's completely insane.
this makes me think maybe he is faking his personality? maybe he's so detached from what it means to behave like a normal person that he just imitates what he sees in media or something. could be a potential psychopath if he's not able to understand how strange his behaviour is
@@cceerrs nah a “psychopath” is typically known for their ability to appear overall normal on the surface, and manipulate. This instead highly stands out and comes across and very odd and pathetic. I think it’s just someone very socially inept at baseline. Maybe some mental health issues going on but not enough to say from just some weird messages.
I agree with you Shown! I think you should feel quite uncomfortable listening in on a very private conversation that was maliciously shared to cause harm. Good on you!
@@ryanandrewsshrugsWow, a year later, and you're still here? This must keep you up at night. Here's an idea: If you spent half as much time working on your massive ego as you do reading comments, you might actually become a likeable person! Crazy, right? And while you're at it, learn proper boundaries and social etiquette. Please.
@@tychopanda I'm pretty awesome. And nothing some nameless faceless troll says is going to change that. I own you. Your my property and I will monetize you
I was this guy in the video, i still managed to get a girlfriend. Turns out I'm autistic and psychotic. Sad to see everyone clowning on the guy like that, i don't think he's aware of his behavior. It took a lot of effort for me to appear like a semi normal person. And honestly I have lost a lot of myself to get there. I hope the dude finds someone who can appreciate him for who he is.
@@Newown1 so tell me is it better to explain to this person why what they are doing is wrong. Or to make fun of them by showing their mistakes to the entire world. In my eyes the person who shared this publicly is way more fcked up then some misguided guy trying his best to get a girlfriend.
This falls into the category of if he was hot or rich she would be posting this on her TikTok as a Cinderella story but since he's neither he is a creep.
Hey Charlie, you probably don't know me, but I've been watching you for a while--oops don't wanna go full serial killer on you there haha. I know this is probably silly and you're gonna laugh about this to your friends and all, and trust me I'll have a little chuckle at myself too when I'm on my yacht later. Anyway, I just wanted to send a hey--like I said you don't know me and I don't know you, but I really had to drop a message, cause I recognize your commentary talent. And I gotta say I had to do a lot of attempts at writing this because my agent, who helps me find prominent voice acting roles(she's a good one) keeps calling me about casting directors trying to reach me. That never stops getting annoying. Anyway, I love what you do, I think you're the kind of person that understands that most intellectuals love this kind of content and if you knew me, then I know you'd know I'd think the content was great... cause you know, I'm an intellectual and all. And don't worry about replying to this right away, it's fine. Most people play it cool which is something I prefer in a lot of people, including myself--I'm rambling. To close it off, I better head onto bed in my luxury condo(I call it the Stark experience), but not before I head up north for a bit--bunch of smart guys and I like to go on up and fix a bit of the ozone layer with nano tech. Y'know, doing the rounds. I might do that tonight, or maybe I'll just use paper bags when I get my groceries on my eco-friendly electric bike(valued at 20k I might add), just doing my part, we'll see. So! I hope you found this fun, I don't wanna over-butter the bagel here. I'm a bread lover, love bagels, hate scones. If you like scones that's totally fine, the scones you eat are probably pretty banging. Sorry again if this is too weird, not what I was going for at all. I know some weird people who drop long admiring messages under youtube videos that could use a block. Heck I had to block a lot of them myself, so I know how it is. Just wanted to help you have a banging day and p.s I certainly wouldn't kick you for eating crackers or whatever that thing that was said at the end. Peace out. Ya boi, Stranger Danger
I'm gonna drop a comment regardless of whether you're the real one or not. Please learn from other people's advice on social interactions (for example Charlie's). I don't think you're a bad person I just think you need to learn. You're very talented but you need to direct your currently unbridled energy into something that's more concentrated and substantial (like on your music). So please do this.
I had to take multiple rests. This shit really is a chore to get through. I’m pretty shitty at socializing, but this is the Holy Grail of cringe. God damn.
I'd really like to see Kalsey's life changing, mind blowing, atom splitting, reality breaking bio that made this man unload so hard that he took enough braindamage to proceed with these actions
Honestly I never took theatre or acting in highschool. Kinda wish that I had though! I did do choir and band. As far as my yapping abilities... yes absolutely. I've been making my living on a microphone since 2016. So... clearly there's something there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This guy could disprove the theory of relativity simply by flirting, thereby causing a singularity in the universe that absorbs everything until there is nothing left to otherwise support *any* kind of theory.
I’m Completely blown away how he speaks about her like he fully knows who she is. Saying things “I have a feeling you know what this is” is actually so scary seeing a man COMPLETELY making a woman out to be someone in his brain when he doesn’t actually know her. Imagine how toxic that relationship would have possibly been if (some how) she reciprocated the interest.
Scary is right bc forming that delusional image is what you see in stalking cases. It sucks to be on the receiving end of it bc it feels.. violating. Like this person is playing around in their head with this image of you, pulling you into scenarios you never asked to be a part of. But then TELLING YOU ABOUT IT above all
freaky as shit, horrible position to be in. i knew a guy just like this and now he hates me so much but still tries to reach out to me. i know he hates me bc ive received screenshots of him saying horrible things abt me bc i said i felt uncomfortable to him
I had that type of experience online and thankfully the guy is on the other side of the planet bcs when I rejected him he started stalking hard,made bunch of fake profiles since I blocked his ass. It took a year for him to give up. I bet if he were closer he could be potentially physically aggressive so I am very happy not to find out if it's true.
I blame movies…people seem to take too much inspiration from movie arcs. Perfect women, perfect traditional standards. Or sometimes you could fabricate a whole personality based on pictures. I met girls that seem soo innocent but in reality they are really wild. Solution: actually meeting the person. Traditional oriented people still exist on big numbers. Emphasis on “MEETING”.
@@TheDukinator01 He is definitely a well-practiced actor. No doubt spends hours rehearsing in front of a mirror. Socially, there is not much worse than being around an actor who is always "on". I once spent a weekend getaway with a group of standup comics on a traveling gig. All day and night these guys were trying to out-funny each other - no meaningful conversation was uttered. They are typically ok alone on a 1-on-1 basis, but if you get a comic or an actor near each other its like a weird chemical reaction.
It's kinda crazy. It's weird, I legitimately think he would have gotten away with ALL of this, had he stopped while he was ahead. First voice mail, first weird message, I actually think that had a decent enough chance at getting away with all of this. Not great, but his "quirkyness" b.s. Would have opened the door, honestly. Probably, at least....
Man has studied those pick-up guides religiously. He has the exact tone and psychological tricks they advertise. Self depreciation that is actually complimenting yourself, giving nicknames, playing an instrument, helping those in need, somewhat backhanded compliments, pets and everything else is surface level
The negging is straight out of a pick-up artist guide! And like you said, the nickname, the self-deprecating “cute” jokes, the pushing boundaries… it’s textbook. 🙄
it's strange cause his voice actually sounds pretty fluent and confident, but the stuff he's saying.. it's like he is just saying everything that goes through his mind, and not just thinking it
@@SHrimpPoboy-wt2dtyou hit the nail right on the head. that’s exactly what it is. this guy enjoyed recording this and guaranteed listened to it back multiple times after sending it
As someone with ADHD, I can recognize his "stream of consciousness". That's exactly what he's doing. I also go on tangents with branches of loosely-related ideas, and mist people with ADHD do. Granted most of us have FAR more self-awareness and get carried away in a conversation of interest with someone we know, not a hostage. At the end he even says "I got the impression you're a fellow NEURODIVERGENT person", thus admitting he identifies as ADHD/Aspergers. That's weird in itself because "neurodivergence" is not something you'd expect to be dropped in a first-time, unsolicited conversation, and could likely insult the other people by implying they probably are too from a bio! ***Self-awareness of my lengthy tangent, but felt it was relevant***
He speaks like a legitimate redditor who spends all of their time in debate servers. He's flexing about being a musician, he's giving FULL monologues for no reason, he's randomly talking about his other experiencess on the dating app, *and last but not least* having the absolute GALL of saying "Huh, why isn't she stupid" over a shrug emoji
None of it makes any sense. At no point does he even try to make an attempt to ask her out on a date. Most the stuff he rambled about are things I would expect to be talked about on a first couple dates. To a complete stranger nonetheless. He never once asks about what she does or what she's into. He randomly brings up completely unrelated things for minutes at a time like the ducks at the park and about the shrug emoji over. And over. And over. And over. I wasn't even cringing through most of this, I was getting angry. Then he gets abruptly creepy for no reason about the big feet and "baby doll" comment. Not to mention he's almost constantly bringing up all these gigs and live shows he claims to be doing in between all of his tangents. Willing to bet he's not nearly as busy or talented as he says. I'm fairly confident that the only "gig" he ever did was a high school talent show when he was 15 and still couldn't play barre chords yet. Hell I'm rambling about how illogical all of this is. There's so many other minor comments he made I could pick at but this comment would be as long as the Bible if I did that.
I’ve never seen someone have their charisma, smooth talker, articulation skills so high but their lack of awareness, creep and online stalker status also just completely maxed out.
@@squeebkat The real guy is called Ryan Konopud and the earliest records of this nonsense of his from 2011, in Alberta Canada. If it were him, I'd've expected something more because the guy is clearly narcissistic and too quirky to just say "well played sir!" lol you know he would say something dumb
Honestly, you're kinda right lol. But I realized this was a bad strategy for making good friends. So I pause every now and then to take a breath and make sure to ask a question! Self awareness for the win =)
And then halfway into the last voice memo, he claims he's "very humble" 😂 nah he's very narcissistic. How he talks about himself is definitely not humble.
17:36 - I love that he immediately breaks the Bechdel Test when talking about who she looks like, saying "oh you look like this girl, have you seen how cool her husband is?"
Just when I was feeling single as fuck, it gives me great pride knowing that no matter how down bad I am I would never subject someone to something like this in a million years
"Look so we did some things, we said some bad things." "We feel bad." "We do feel bad, and that's very important. Mayhaps we should've started with that?" "We should, sincere apologies for the miscalculation." "We forgive you" Set Dec.- "What is this?" Producer- "His apology vid... He's just spent the past 20 minutes articulating on nothing and correcting himself."
Why thanks my fellow overthinking friend! I’ve been making my living off of my voice and my charisma since 2016 don’tcha know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ hope you’re having a great day! Deep breaths and practice gratitude 💙
Ooof. I feel like this guy is legitimately dangerous. Creating this fantasy relationship based on an emogi, not understanding boundaries at all, thinking other people are crazy and hes some sort of moral authority. Dude gives me major joe from " you" vibes.
Alright boys let’s give this man a round of applause for the sacrifice this dude made for us to all be able to say at least we aren’t this guy to boost our confidence.
i wanna cry, i use the word ridonkulous. how dare this creep use my saying! 😭least this weirdo gave me a confidence boost. this guy makes my rants about harry potter fanfiction seem decent.🤣😂
True confidence isn't thinking that everyone you meet will like you, it's recognizing that it doesn't matter if people like you or not. He genuinely sounds like he's expecting this to work flawlessly
@@m1ssplay46i mean the guy isnt all that bad. The problem was how he searched for her on her personal accounts and how he acted like they knew each other. It wasnt harrasment or at least, it didnt hurt anybody but it was weird. If he could tune down his.. oversharing and overconfidence, he would be more tolerable but the man its just too... idk weird. Man he scared away fuckin Charlie. He has seen horrible shit 💀💀💀
@@its_sisha_not_chair505 I think the guy is just creepy and this whole chicanery is engineered by this dude like how Charlie mentioned that this dude is saying this to other women and using this exact template. Poor guy though, he sounds so desperate and trying really really hard to get someone to like him but he just did it the worse way possibly. He killed his chance the moment he searched up for her and texted her like a creep.
I dated someone like this. They're much more interested in finding themselves funny, cool, and charismatic than they ever will be about the other person's feelings.
You've dated nobody like me. I do think I'm funny and entertaining on occasion but... that's not really my goal. I get paid to sing and talk on a mic so... plenty of people find me that way. I see that you're projecting though so... is there anything else from your childhood you wanna put on me? I'm like meme jesus at this point. I CAN TAKE IT!
@@Dazedandconfused86 I can’t tell if you’re someone just very convincingly role playing but if you are great work you’re doing a fantastic job of being the exact brand of insufferable as the dude in the video
@@Dazedandconfused86You should see a therapist. Earnestly. If you already have one, maybe play them the audio message you recorded for their input. I’m not a therapist, it sounds to me like you go through life playing a character instead of actually living. You know the quote “a nice guy doesn’t have to say he’s a nice guy?” Keep that in mind - in this video you spew useless information at her, most of which humble-brags, and the information that doesn’t have a weird undertone is information you share over a period of time not all at once. It’s strange, it’s overbearing, and as as neurodivergent person I can somewhat relate and hope that you’re able to self-reflect further on how strange this message is, and how creeped out this poor girl must have felt to receive it… Especially if what you say in this message about respecting women’s boundaries is true.
I agree with you Psheistydawg! I think you should feel quite uncomfortable listening in on my private conversation that was maliciously shared to cause harm. Good on you friend
He could have said who he actually was like they match then it may sound creepy but he tried to find her and here he is maybe try start over because he is interested. THATS IT.. YABAYABAYABAYABAYABA
@@baconbitsmusic431 I used to be quite the overthinker. I would worry I was overthinking about the wrong things, but I found out I was overthinking about overthinking about the wrong things lmao. Took a lot of work for me to snap out of it. I just hope this guy learns the same thing and gets a wakeup call. His ego definitely needs work as well imo.
Honestly I never really did acting or theatre in school. Just a bit of choir and band! But I kinda wish I did. Since, apparently, my maliciously leaked private convos are SOOOO INTERESTING to y'all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I love every time charlie names a video “don’t be like this guy” or “the creepiest guy ever” and the thumbnail is just his face
I admire charlie. my parents said if I get 15k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording..begging u guys, literally begging.
i love how most of his thumbnails are basically just a random frame from the video
His videos are so good they don't need a good thumbnail unlike other youtubers
Holy shit only 9 minutes and already so many fucking bots in the replies
you love when he's intentionally lazy?
Him throwing in that “Babydoll” was like a mental flashbang.
16:53 he traumatized Charlie 💀
The laugh hurt physically
Is it because afterwards my ears started ringing and I felt nauseous?
@@Batchall_Accepted😂🤣😭🤮
nah i had to doubletake 💀💀 but he did mention hes ND so it does make sense... tho im ND too and he provokes feelings of secondhand embarrassment 💀💀
I’m surprised by how this guy is simultaneously self aware and completely disconnected from reality.
That’s because he’s operating off of self interest, not self awareness.
He is playing both sides so that he always end up losing
So higher than a kite on a windy day? Don't do drugs kids
@@ShadowSkyXdefinitely isn't drugs probably just havent been touched by a woman in his life so he tries extra hard in tha weirdest way possible
People think as long as they are aware of the things they're doing and are actually doing it "ironically" they have an excuse.
The first time I’ve ever rejoiced every time an ad would interrupt the video.
Hah! This one made me chuckle. Was it an ad for hair loss? That woulda been hilarious cause my big ol bald head is BEAUTIFUL.
i got an adblocker on and this video felt like my life force was being absorbed by a dark wizard
@@janitorfromheck6963 Welp, I 'm just glad I made you smile. Cheers
@@ryanandrewsshrugs I’m sure you’re probably not a bad dude, but seriously why did you think following this chick to different social media platforms after NOT matching with her was okay 😭😭
@@ryanandrewsshrugsthat's not what being smiling in cheers is like. Read that comment again. Also you should change your therapist.
Dude saw the emoji and imagined a whole lifetime with her
😂😂😂😂
Is this what the shrug emoji he was referring to? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Somehow when he saw that the first thing he thought was he has to ramble about it for 5 minutes straight?
@@fanndx I'm pretty sure he meant the actual emoji: 🤷♂️🤷♀️
@@fanndx no no this gentleman was correct. It was this one that I love ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😍. Maybe not an entire life but I thought she might make a good friend at the least. Unfortunately her bumble bio didn’t tell me she hated all men and wanted to ‘destroy them’. Else I might have just moved on to the next one 😂😂
That emoji changed his life.
This dude sounds legitimately insane at points. He swaps between quirky and serial killer so naturally
He’s autistic or found my pcp stash. No inbtween
The ol' Dennis Reynolds strat
Kels, I've been kind of stopped up lately but let's be honest we've all been there 😂 🤷♂️. Luckily 🍀 I've just downed a moes burrito 🌯. Prepare for the diaharea baby gurl 💩. Wish me luck 🤞 my princess 👸 🚽 🚽
@@nagoogle8542 bro should’ve led off with that
i wish i never left the womb
People tend to overuse the term "yapping", this man has made the best example of the word
this could go down in the H.O.F of yapping
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As much as I hate that word I have to agree with you
bro created the term yapping
Yapanese is a lot harder than it seems yet he speaks it flawlessly
10:55 "This isn't even flirting this is just blurting" 🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️✍️
It's Flarting
Certified glazer bruh
‘I’m clearly very humble’ is the least humble thing a human can say
I think that was his attempt at expressing his "self-awareness" through a quirky sarcastic way. Either way, makes my skin crawl
Funny thing is he keeps on humble bragging, inserting brags thinking no one will notice.
sounded better imo than 'I go to therapy'
“After I'm dead, they'll write ‘he was a very humble man’ on my statue.”
@@giantenemycrabthingyou can say you are humble and be humble at the same time, but a lot of it implies prior context and how you say it. Saying, "I am clearly very humble" and then proceeding to brag about yourself is the exact opposite of that.
this man had an entire conversation with her WITHOUT her bro LMFAOO
“LMFAOOOO” chill gang
@@judechabot5120 hey bro just wanted to let u know, he didnt use 4 O's only 2. also the video is very funny you the Joy Judicator or something?
@@ethonzianch129"Joy Judicator" lamo thanks for making my day😂
@@ethonzianch129 bros the mf happiness harbinger, enjoyment executioner, gleeful gestapo, hilarity hijacker, funniness fault finder, laugh lampooner, joke jury all in one
@@judechabot5120 Hello "chill" gang, thanks for introducing yourself now please leave you bring the vibe down
Dude sounds confident yet awkward, charismatic yet creepy, and quirky yet cringe ALL at the same time. Fascinating.
honestly
Quirky is cringe. At least trying to be, which he is
Reminds me of that one mugshot with the comment i've never seen someone look so young yet so old
@@nathanmartin455 being naturally quirky isn't cringe, being intentionally ✨Quirky✨ is.
@@nathanmartin455 being naturally quirky is A LOT different from trying to be 😭😭
Middle aged man, sitting in a car making a voice note to a woman thats not responding, wearing a spongebob shirt 😂🤦🏾♂️
Right?! it's quite an imagine. I should show y'all the shirt
I doubt he's even "Rich Jacked and Handsome" because almost nobody that is any of those things mentions it as much as he does.
@@gregsam9937 Its bad because he has the game of a 6th grader. "Ill just lie & tell her i have alot of things & she'll like me" 🤣
@@marquisethomas5611 He is STILL replying to youtube comments on this video. He still has not gotten over this. Its actually extremely pathetic.
@@gregsam9937 Wait , Where ? What's his @ ? 😂😭
As someone with social anxiety I find relief in knowing that at least I'm not as bad as this guy.
same
I gave up, looking at this guy i'm proud on my ability to quit.
@@GG-mu4wg pal really tried something
You guys say “social anxiety” when its just confidence
@@GG-mu4wgYou are DEFINITELY socially awkward dude 😂
The fact this man consistently left Charlie, a war-hardened soldier of the interwebs, bewildered is GENUINELY frightening
Dude has legit serial killer vibes
charlie is emotionless. I'm sorry, WAS emotionless after this
this, absolutely this, i havent seen charlie so genuinely shaken up and even scared like this in AGES 😂💀💀
“you’re scaring me” 😕
That dudes messages made my migraine reactivate
It’s comforting to know that if you think you’re bad at socializing there’s always gonna be ppl like this who are infinitely worse
This guy gave me a massive ego boost. He is so bad at talking to women. Nah bad at talking to anyone for that matter.
I am by no means eloquent or charming, very uncharismatic but compared to him I'm Antonio Banderas so I want to thank him for lowering the bar and making the rest of us look better by comparison
people who think theyre good at socializing but its delusion
I do feel comforted. I really am pretty ok. Nice
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Destiny player
@0:30 the pup rolling around makes me happy, my fam has 4 huskies and they are wonderful crazy creatures
Getting ‘nam flashbacks rn (I watched The Thing)
@@UnreliableArsonist IT'S NOT A DOG!
@@nathanpierce7681 still would adopt it anyways
dude has to be playing a character, there's no way you can be this awkward and confident at the same time.
sounds like a creative musician for seniors XD
sounds like a furry
He reminds me of a cringy anime Male MC
You’d be surprised how many people like this exist
He learned most of his social skills from romcoms I assume. Bro is literally trying to be the 2000’s generic romcom mc.
Charlie’s ability to handle pure cringe without a hazmat suit or shielding is amazing.
He's immune because of his own past college years cringe output
@@Dan-ji4dbnot to mention he’s a Florida man, and a Tampanite Florida man at that
That cringey guy has a better voice than me tbh his voice is pretty good
Whew you know Moist vids are good, but man just go blow the guy already.
He can eat raw onions like an apple. The dude is as tough as Shrek.
It’s truly amazing how he makes a 5 minute voice note seem like an hour he had five stories in there I don’t know how that’s posssible
😂😂😂 it was so much going on
felt like i was going through a time machine cause jesus
He's a podcaster lol he loves hearing his own voice
@@JohnSmith-j2jthat’s what I thought he sounds like! No pauses and shit. So unhinged
@@cooolinoffisn't that a talent like having no pauses in your speech and being articulate? Kinda impressive i think
It feels like hes satirizing himself
Kinda... ish? You're not wrong man. It's just an exaggerated version of me. I felt safe sharing with someone that I thought was similar, kind and compassionate. I was wrong LOL. Have a nice day
@@ryanandrewsshrugs Dear god. This video is a year old and you're still replying to comments about it. You need to take a long look in the mirror because this is awful. I don't even know if there's a point in telling you this because you actually might be too far gone. I don't know how you ended up this way but I don't even really want to imagine.
@@ryanandrewsshrugsYou tracked down a woman's social media after she swiped left on you. Don't try to act like she was in the wrong here.
@@tychopanda it hurts and concerns me that someone could be SO confident in their stupidity. Dunning Kruger to the max.
You’re a nameless faceless troll and I will monetize you son.
Sending a 5 minute long voice note is criminal behaviour under pretty much any circumstance
what if we're talking abt some tea?
5 minutes is insane, nothing i have to say is taking more than like 2
The fact he found her Facebook alone goddamn that is criminal behavior
Nothing is wrong with sending a 5 minute voice message, some people just think longer than others, some maybe are shy, some maybe just want to give a lot more time for others to process, the only criminal behavior is your insane opinion.
@@Ligmaballin True it kinda depends in this case though this guy probably needs a serious mental evaluation
I get the sense he hates texting because it means someone can interrupt his monologues
I was thinking the same thing! he Doesn't like texting cause that means he has to wait for someone to respond instead of just talking to himself
FR he overshares so much, and he did mention he's ND so i guess that does make sense but thats still creepy 😭😭 (as an ND myself)
Nah he loves the sound of his own voice and thinks it can tame any B
@@yourboy_BillCipherwhat's ND stand for?
@@bunnyluver2176neuro divergent I'm guessing
Dude was having a full on conversation with himself and laughing at his own jokes. Patrick Bateman vibes.
Penguinz0 imspires me.. My parents said if I get 15k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording..begging u guys, literally begging....
@@MbitaChizibegging is cringe, did you not watch the video?
dude dont say that, some teenagers will think thats a compliment
Only made it to the first voice message then had to turn off cause the cringe.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s voice messages.
Next time he should try "hey"
Hell no! Then I wouldn't get to entertain 40 million strangers man
@@ryanandrewsshrugs Frrrr
The pleading in Charlie's "you're scaring me" absolutely SENT ME
Hahahaaaaaaaa
His face 😂
I had to rewind it a few times brooo 😂
and that little "huffhffhf" of desperation and bewilderment 😂
I actually howled with laughter 😂😂
This is actually so crazy. He’s so awkward, egotistical, confident but also self aware about how fucking weird he is.
I don’t think he is actually self aware, but just “faking” it to show that he is… when in reality, if he was self aware, this whole thing wouldn’t have happened to begin with.
whats the possibility that he thinks he has the manipulation so down, that he is just saying he knows "how weird it is" to try and ease their worry and that he doesn't see anything wrong with what hes doing at all
Admit it, you're turned on.
He sounds like Brian Griffin from family guy XD
He sounds like he is "self aware" to make the wierd shit seem ironic or funny... dunno dude is an actual loser
Bro was rizzing himself in that one sided convo
God damn right dude. And now me and myself are dating
@@Dazedandconfused86you schizophrenic dude?
@@darth9817no sir. Autism and a ton of success in online dating.
@Dazedandconfused86 I can tell which comments truly bother you because they're not the ones you respond to. In fact, they're probably the best criticisms of your character and it makes you uncomfortable enough to actually put the keyboard away.
Alright let's do this. The goal of life is to be happy as much as possible right? So, if you were as smart as you think you are. Wouldn't you be happier? Just to be clear. I'm calling you stupid and unhappy right now. As far not responding to rude idiots. I kinda treat those trolls like I would a misbehaving puppy. If you jump up... I turn away from you. If you keep doing it, you get put in a room or I'll go into the room and you don't get to have access to me. You'd like to me to respond to rude idiots who comment boldly on something they're not educated on? Hell nah dude. I protect my peace. I hope this response helps you out some. I will pray for your soul
As a 61 yr old woman not all that suavy with internet - this was an eye opener. I didn't really know what a BOT was or how dangerous they can be. Thank you penguinz0. I actually shared this on my blog so others can be aware too,...
@@ryanandrewsshrugs was that for me? what did i say? Im just a 61 yr old grandmother who happened to come across this video,.... why so mean to me? . geez
@@ryanandrewsshrugs MF did you actually just go after a completely positive nice grandma that didn't even mention you? Really?
@@B_dubbs_7 I'm sorry I had sex with your mother. She came on to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@IndigoRose-v8sthis man is not a bot. It’s a real human man that’s just creepy. Most of us who have dated have come across something similar. Sad reality of men these days.
@@ryanandrewsshrugs why are you so rude for no reason 😭 it's okay to not be familiar with certain things, and you can be a decent person and explain rather than insult 💀
God I can only IMAGINE what it must be like to actually have a conversation with this guy. He is definitely the kind of person you’ll tell 5 or 6 times that you gotta go or are busy, but he’ll just keep on talking and talking
fr lmao
And they always keep you roped in because you don't want to be rude or get hurt
Bro conversation with this guy is called monologue
@@NOMATfull too true
It'd prolly be pretty fun to talk to this dude. =/
This guy's ability to sound both articulate and utterly insane is a phenomena that should be brought before psychologists across the world.
Your mom
@@OfficialDenzy Got 'em real good there Jimbo.
Is there proof this is legit...? More than likely this is fake, no?
He was a walking female pet peeve. Some things he said seemed so pointless other than to trigger females cringe levels.
He also annunciates like a teenage female with a mail voice. Voice doesn’t sound real either to me. Very robotic.
If this is real I’ll eat my words, but this seems like a girl faking some weird scenario for attention on social media. The “guy” could have been her using AI voice over, or even just a male friend. Seems scripted as well.
Crazy how so many complain how AI is gonna interfere with media, and people don’t assume things like THIS is gonna be where it starts. Things like Petty clout chasing. This story should have raised so many red flags imo.
@@OfficialDenzy Got 'em real good there Jimbo.
Patrick Bateman-esque
I'm glad he mentioned how humble he is, it really comes across in the voice recordings
Bro THIS!!! I was SHOCKED when Charlie didn’t touch on that
It was sarcasm
@@hqerty1046 are you defending this guy???
😂 Don't forget he's also "emotionally intelligent"
He WAS joking. It was one of the only times he was remotely amusing.
16:52 killed me 🤣💀
I laughed my ass off, than saw your comment! Hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂
Same here. I was only listening to the video and the silence from Charlie was absolutely hilarious
Imagine you think to your self “the worst thing she can say is no “ and then Penguinzz drops a 25 minute video making fun of you😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 sheesh
weird seeing people refer to charlie as "penguinzz" lol
@@tohnotakaki4405 It's the channel name so why not..
😂😂😂
Worst/ best case scenario
this guy just restored my confidence in myself completely
go get 'em, tiger.
Thats my man
my tin-foil hat theory about this whole thing, is that this guy is preparing himself for a role that requires him to go full method actor. because I refuse to believe that he is real.
@@Inertia888 he was preparing for a role as a creepy suitor in movie and had to get some practice to perfect his craft
the song has restored our strenght
I think we all deserve an apology with tears from this guy from traumatizing us like this
He better use a Ukelele as well.
Bro realy hit her with the "alot of my close friends are women"
yeah i had no idea a human soul is capable of doing this. am i being harsh?
@@icyclestick178 The levels of cringe in the human spirit know no bounds.
I don't want his apology I want his brain examined so humanity can learn what led to this insane approach and how to prevent it
I love that we get voice notes with this one
As a woman, imagining receiving a message like this from someone I’ve never spoken to, I cannot stress how extremely uncomfortable it made me and my deepest sympathies go to the women who’ve received it.
Feel free to forward these creep messages to a gay man like me, so that he can get a taste of his own medicine.
I got so angry when I first heard these I was practically shouting at my phone lol. Prob from experience - me & women I know have had dudes who project weird shit onto us and create an image of who we must be based on a few lines in a dating profile.
Yeah like this guy is a complete psychopath!!!
I am a guy and this made me extremely uncomfortable, I got secondhand suspicion just from listening to the way he tried to sound cheeky and nonchalant and it just is very disgusting and disturbing!
Reply with just a “hey” and he’ll chop you into pieces 😬
@@turismofoegaming8806 bro honestly it is SO scary when dudes reach out to you like this. its cringe and funny to laugh at from our positions watching this- but as somebody whos had a dude get my number without my consent and text me shit like this i cannot stress how fucking frightening it is lol. its the realisation that this person who is so far from normalcy & thinks its socially acceptable to type like that got YOUR number and invaded YOUR privacy and you dont know what he knows. you dont know who gave him your private info and you have learned from experience not to reject guys like this. this video made me super freaked out omg!!
I didnt expect him to have a normal voice
his voice reminds me of some minecraft or reddit youtuber and its fucking me up💀💀💀
@@ingobutseverelydiseasedYes!!! Dating for donos.
@@ingobutseverelydiseasedbro that’s exactly what i was thinking lmfao 💀
They hide among us
He may have a "normal voice" but his mannerisms are just terrible. Just the way he talks in general puts me off. Always trust your gut with crazies like this
He is THIS close to being self-aware that I was kinda actually rooting for him, hoping he would go "You know what...something is wrong with me, I'm going to therapy, bye".
He really needs someone to help him not be chronically online.
@@sean4075I think he lied about 70% of what he said so he probabky lied about the therapy as well
😮😂 hope he does.
He is constantly swinging between being self-aware and flexing like a narcissist, it is insane.
@@sean4075 He 100% seems like the type to straight-up fabricate a false narrative for his therapist to respond to and then act like he's made valid progress... 🤦🏽♀️ Beyond help, he is...
9:05 - Ugh....this reminded me of the time an ex-colleague tried to call me "Baby" for no darn reason except that it was cute. I felt so awkward and brushed it off by saying that sounds like something a parent would call their small baby and laughed so he'd stop. He tried it again across multiple days but I shut it down every time with the same parent comment. This was before I got the mindset of blocking such people (cringes in corner)
I'm sorry you had those unpleasant experiences! And I agree you would have been well within your rights to tell that person you were uncomfortable OR just to block them and move on. I'm glad you didn't release their private convos to the internet, dox them and spend 16 months attacking them. This way you don't get sued. Have a nice day
@@ryanandrewsshrugsreleasing ‘private convos’ is not grounds for a lawsuit lmao
Yea its best to just block those people.
@@deathhy7590 yes and no. We’ll argue that sharing a private conversation in which some presents aspects of their private life is highly offensive to a reasonable person. But I’ll tell you what is.
Defamation of character, invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress. ‘Lmao’. These fucking kid trolls man… yall fascinate me.
This man is the definition of "What if I let my subconscious talk for me?"
This guy sounds nothing like my subconscious or conscious thoughts. Even when I can fly and reality warp in my own dreams I’m not as much of a fart sniffer as this guy is
if your subconscious says shit like mayhaps and uses emojis you may need help
@@lemonsuckerYTshut up i'm fine
that sounds like a pretty fucked up subconscious XD but fuck that's also somehow very accurate thanks for the laugh...
More like intrusive thoughts
Im unnerved. He sounds so articulate at first glance but I'm genuinely finding it difficult to track his speech. Sounding intelligible while also incomprehensible is an achievement.
he is just mentally ill
*listening exams when you're trying to get a qualification certificate on English* :
me, taking the exam: "i hear him but i don't get him..."
he's a professional yapper
@@jao999underrated comment 💀 "professional yapper" that's good lmao
@@Planktonamornah ive seen this term plenty of times but it does fit really well in this case
Him calling her baby doll literally made my skin invert inside out.
So what you're saying is... I accidentally killed Spiderman?! NOOOO! I'm sorry. Come back. Also... semi-related. Did you see the 'spiderman' cameo in the newest episode of Invincible? Super cool! A Mark Grayson variant helps him fight a Doc Oc villain> Pretty neat.
Oh also, what's up baby doll? ;)
@@Dazedandconfused86you're genuinely a fucking freak
@@Dazedandconfused86 For what it's worth I don't think it's fair that people are criticising you so heavily, especially to the same level that other actually bad guys that this channel has made videos on have been. Like you're obviously neurodivergent and I think it speaks to how the world views neurodivergent traits if people are immediately resorting to calling you manic or insane, which is extremely rude when the absolute most you're doing is being overly friendly - a symptom of neurodivergence. Obviously there are things you said in the voice messages that were off so I think it's important to analyse in your head when those moments might be, and not say it. But you're not a bad person and you seem like a lot of fun to be around, and I don't like it how people are bullying you for your neurodivergent traits.
So I just want you to know that not everyone thinks of you like that. And as someone neurodivergent myself I definitely feel othered for oversharing at times, so just know you're not alone! And if this video has made you upset and you just want to talk to a random stranger some time then you can feel free to talk to me someplace!
And to everyone else in the comments, bullying someone is not how you get them to change their behaviour.
Loved this response friend. I replied to you earlier but it disappeared... damnit youtube. Feel free to drop me a social or something if you wanna be friends... and get some of the story. It's a LOT worse than this lol. Cheers
1:50 crazy story, i played a character in my highschool play who said "mayhaps" several times. And it was so comically corny that my friends and their parents started saying mayhaps ironically then unironically and they couldnt stop
Mayhaps you cursed them.
I can easily imagine this guy tying you to a chair and just monologuing at you
he definitely has that nice guy serial killer cadance
😂
Best comment so far. Dude literally has no chill in telling a complete stranger about things that stranger does not even give a fuck about
I'd be begging for death after 30 seconds
@@TestAcct46 LMFAOOOO IM CACKLING AT THIS
As a person that is dating a man that doesn't talk a lot. I feel like in the 2 years of our relationship he has said less to me than this dude unloaded on this complete stranger of a woman in an hour.
what is it like dating someone who doesn't talk much?
LMAOOOO PLS 😂😂😂😂 same bro my husbands def said less to me in my whole life than this dudes lil monologue bs 😂😂😂😂
wish i could repost a comment
@@colonel_yuriyou develop telekinesis /j
@colonel_yuri It's like dating someone, but they don't talk as much.
He's not like other creeps. He's quirky.
Idk why I find it kinda endearing
i know a guy exactly as quirky as this dude who only wants to talk about his own life, but damn at least he doesn't walk around thinking hes fuckin hot stuff or smth
@@stupidsaiyan8488pend more time with dudes like this and your taste will improve. No need to be irl.
@@trystanmadfouni8329dudes like this absolutely think they’re hot stuffs lmao, dude slipped up the brag in the audio multiple times. They usually try to cover it up with “self aware jokes” later (as this guy did, and it’s not subtle at all)
No
"Mr. Plumpf and Mrs. Plumpfette" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 21:49
NICE! Honestly you got the spelling pretty close. It's Mr. Plumpf and Mrs. Plumpfette. Wanna see some pics and vids? Don't worry I won't call you a disney princess... yet.
@@ryanandrewsshrugs wtf
@@stinkyshart wtf
@stinkyshart he's actually the guy in the video. Like actually him. I'm not making this up
@@ryanandrewsshrugs
you’ve done this this shit to multiple women.
Your so “quirky and random omg”
You tracked this woman down on Facebook.
“Omg you have a shrug emoji how are you defying all science by being cute and funny” for the love of fuck ! .
Your bio was the bees knees
This guy makes me feel better about every single time that I’ve embarrassed myself
me too, honestly.
Same
for real
^^^
Maybe my socially awkwardness in some points actually aren’t as bad thanks to this guy
That whole "babydoll" comment literally gave me whiplash. Like my whole head jerked back.
I had the same reaction
Same here.
I wasn't prepared. Charlie's utter look of disappointment afterwards was hilarious tho lmao
The middle aged man in spongebob shirt sitting in his car did it for me
I was already feeling nauseated and I almost threw up when he said that 🤢
charlie saying "you're scaring me" resonated with me so much because this is downright egregious like holy shit lmao
It's the second time he says it and with emphasis on "me"
Hilarious
The way he said it just activated some paternal instinct to instantly try to protect him from this creep 😂
I love how his voice trembles while he says "Have mercy!" lmfao
@@eefbad5552 yeah like thats genuine fear lmao
It had me doubled over at work
0:22 doggie :D
Yea :D
Yea :D
Yea :D
Awesome :D
A cute doggy :D
16:52 charlies blank expression followed by "you're scaring me :(" had me fucking cryingggg
I've never seen Charlie be so disturbed before, omg
I'm very disturbed
This guy sounds like he's committed to memory everything that guys think are "female buzzwords". He got in The Notebook, Disney, ducks with silly names, helping old people, being tall, honesty, and humor. Like he said "every single girl likes the exact same things, so how can I superimpose all of them into the conversation as fast as possible?
buzzwords. thank you. I was trying to figure out how to explain what he's doing, because everyone keeps saying hes mildly self aware but he's not. It's just acting, just like saying you're weird might make you sound more normal. what a twat waffle.
Gilmore Girls reference as well!
I noticed that too when he talked about how busy he was, so many friends, girl friends, how funny, handsome, 6ft tall, "big feet so you know what that means babygirl", NoteBook movie reference, good with animals, quirky nicknames, lots of money etc. all in 5 min. like a job interview --- definitely using buzzwords/checklist probably thinking how dumb women are that we don't catch onto this bs.
That’s exactly it, I was think that but couldn’t put it into words!
he forgot the eat hot chip, be bisexual and lie though
This guy is like a robot that learned how to be a person solely from '90s pop culture. The whole thing is straight out of a horror movie. It's completely insane.
This couldn't be more accurate
this makes me think maybe he is faking his personality? maybe he's so detached from what it means to behave like a normal person that he just imitates what he sees in media or something. could be a potential psychopath if he's not able to understand how strange his behaviour is
he claims he has these "attractive" traits like guitar, abs, good looks, and even says "big feet". bro is a walking red flag who has no personality
I just spilled my milkshake.out of my nose
@@cceerrs nah a “psychopath” is typically known for their ability to appear overall normal on the surface, and manipulate. This instead highly stands out and comes across and very odd and pathetic. I think it’s just someone very socially inept at baseline. Maybe some mental health issues going on but not enough to say from just some weird messages.
i legit winced when he said ridonkculous... That shit caught me off guard so much...
I agree with you Shown! I think you should feel quite uncomfortable listening in on a very private conversation that was maliciously shared to cause harm. Good on you!
@@ryanandrewsshrugsWow, a year later, and you're still here? This must keep you up at night. Here's an idea: If you spent half as much time working on your massive ego as you do reading comments, you might actually become a likeable person! Crazy, right? And while you're at it, learn proper boundaries and social etiquette. Please.
@@tychopanda I'm pretty awesome. And nothing some nameless faceless troll says is going to change that. I own you. Your my property and I will monetize you
Sometimes I feel afraid or worried that i’ll end up alone my whole life. Then I see guys like this and realize I could always be doing worse.
so you're saying he has a chance?
@@alienbob21 thats the exact opposite of what i’m saying
I was this guy in the video, i still managed to get a girlfriend. Turns out I'm autistic and psychotic. Sad to see everyone clowning on the guy like that, i don't think he's aware of his behavior. It took a lot of effort for me to appear like a semi normal person. And honestly I have lost a lot of myself to get there. I hope the dude finds someone who can appreciate him for who he is.
@@broek6075Some people are just weird and terrible at socializing. It doesn't mean they are mentally unwell or have a disorder.
@@Newown1 so tell me is it better to explain to this person why what they are doing is wrong. Or to make fun of them by showing their mistakes to the entire world.
In my eyes the person who shared this publicly is way more fcked up then some misguided guy trying his best to get a girlfriend.
He absolutely had an entire script including all of his tangents and apologies, and it absolutely shows
He's sent these messages to many women for YEARS so yes. They've even produced them. It's all over twitter now.
He did! He has done this multiple times. Copy pasted this little script and changed the names if I'm not mistaken?
@@xCosmicMuffinManx I think there's some variation but pretty much yeah, this is a monologue straight outta drama class
This falls into the category of if he was hot or rich she would be posting this on her TikTok as a Cinderella story but since he's neither he is a creep.
@@chiquita683 This is not the way brother.
Not a single piece of horror content has struck fear into Charlie and yet this one man's voicemails sent him into the depths of despair
ong hes gonna think about this for two days at least
Penguinz0 imspires me.. My parents said if I get 15k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording..begging u guys, literally begging....
he should ask for a refund from the incel dating coach he paid for
Dude sets off SO many red flags. He gives off serial killer vibes.
Joe Goldberg irl
I feel like he's about to explain hewie lewis and the news at any second
HEY SAM! Cool it with the anti semetic remarks bro!
Hey Charlie, you probably don't know me, but I've been watching you for a while--oops don't wanna go full serial killer on you there haha. I know this is probably silly and you're gonna laugh about this to your friends and all, and trust me I'll have a little chuckle at myself too when I'm on my yacht later. Anyway, I just wanted to send a hey--like I said you don't know me and I don't know you, but I really had to drop a message, cause I recognize your commentary talent. And I gotta say I had to do a lot of attempts at writing this because my agent, who helps me find prominent voice acting roles(she's a good one) keeps calling me about casting directors trying to reach me. That never stops getting annoying.
Anyway, I love what you do, I think you're the kind of person that understands that most intellectuals love this kind of content and if you knew me, then I know you'd know I'd think the content was great... cause you know, I'm an intellectual and all. And don't worry about replying to this right away, it's fine. Most people play it cool which is something I prefer in a lot of people, including myself--I'm rambling. To close it off, I better head onto bed in my luxury condo(I call it the Stark experience), but not before I head up north for a bit--bunch of smart guys and I like to go on up and fix a bit of the ozone layer with nano tech. Y'know, doing the rounds. I might do that tonight, or maybe I'll just use paper bags when I get my groceries on my eco-friendly electric bike(valued at 20k I might add), just doing my part, we'll see.
So! I hope you found this fun, I don't wanna over-butter the bagel here. I'm a bread lover, love bagels, hate scones. If you like scones that's totally fine, the scones you eat are probably pretty banging. Sorry again if this is too weird, not what I was going for at all. I know some weird people who drop long admiring messages under youtube videos that could use a block. Heck I had to block a lot of them myself, so I know how it is. Just wanted to help you have a banging day and p.s I certainly wouldn't kick you for eating crackers or whatever that thing that was said at the end. Peace out.
Ya boi,
Stranger Danger
This is just redonculous sorry
At least this guys honest about being stranger danger
Thnx for the laugh xxx
Impression was on point 💀
I'm gonna drop a comment regardless of whether you're the real one or not. Please learn from other people's advice on social interactions (for example Charlie's). I don't think you're a bad person I just think you need to learn. You're very talented but you need to direct your currently unbridled energy into something that's more concentrated and substantial (like on your music). So please do this.
This video was so hard to get through. Charlie carried me to the end. It was like Frodo and Sam’s journey to Mount Doom.
if charlie wasnt there in between each minute of the voice messages id be crying rightnow listening to this
lol i didn't think i was gonna make it either
I had to take multiple rests. This shit really is a chore to get through. I’m pretty shitty at socializing, but this is the Holy Grail of cringe. God damn.
Great metaphor haha
I'd really like to see Kalsey's life changing, mind blowing, atom splitting, reality breaking bio that made this man unload so hard that he took enough braindamage to proceed with these actions
Lmaoooooooooooo, same
That shrug emoji must go hard
“I don’t mind if you’re not over 6’4”¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
@@MarkyTeriyaki0 " don't mind if you're less than 2 inches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
@@louiserules with the 2 inch cannon?
5:59 Canadian detected
Fr😂
“Sory”
you know he’s a theater kid cuz no other type of person is that confident in their yapping ability
the word "yapping" is far more embarassing than the whole video
@@blehh_x that pfp is worse
Honestly I never took theatre or acting in highschool. Kinda wish that I had though! I did do choir and band. As far as my yapping abilities... yes absolutely. I've been making my living on a microphone since 2016. So... clearly there's something there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@blehh_x you definitely give off incel energy
@@zachpadilla5099 you said that and liked your own comment
This guy has somehow channeled Reddit, 4chan, redpillalphamale, and stalker energies simultaneously. He's a specimen for science, honestly.
how i see all redditors hoenstly
@@paulywalnuts6042 thats offensive to reddittors we dont even have the balls to talk to women or people in general
This guy could disprove the theory of relativity simply by flirting, thereby causing a singularity in the universe that absorbs everything until there is nothing left to otherwise support *any* kind of theory.
He needs to be examined
no- this is when you have a 10page paper to write and you did no research so you gotta embellish what it got ☠️☠️☠️
I went through all the stages of grief for that poor woman.
An AI contacted her
He has a good voice tho. I do the same videos as him featured in the video..but my voice sucks, lol
Saw a shrug emoji and went that's my type
100% and lemme tell ya... this darn emoji ended up being WAY nicer than her. And exponentially less evil! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m Completely blown away how he speaks about her like he fully knows who she is. Saying things “I have a feeling you know what this is” is actually so scary seeing a man COMPLETELY making a woman out to be someone in his brain when he doesn’t actually know her. Imagine how toxic that relationship would have possibly been if (some how) she reciprocated the interest.
Scary is right bc forming that delusional image is what you see in stalking cases. It sucks to be on the receiving end of it bc it feels.. violating. Like this person is playing around in their head with this image of you, pulling you into scenarios you never asked to be a part of. But then TELLING YOU ABOUT IT above all
freaky as shit, horrible position to be in. i knew a guy just like this and now he hates me so much but still tries to reach out to me. i know he hates me bc ive received screenshots of him saying horrible things abt me bc i said i felt uncomfortable to him
It's terrifying wtf, he literally doesn't know her
I had that type of experience online and thankfully the guy is on the other side of the planet bcs when I rejected him he started stalking hard,made bunch of fake profiles since I blocked his ass. It took a year for him to give up. I bet if he were closer he could be potentially physically aggressive so I am very happy not to find out if it's true.
I blame movies…people seem to take too much inspiration from movie arcs.
Perfect women, perfect traditional standards.
Or sometimes you could fabricate a whole personality based on pictures.
I met girls that seem soo innocent but in reality they are really wild.
Solution: actually meeting the person. Traditional oriented people still exist on big numbers. Emphasis on “MEETING”.
“I had to block a few people that were crazy but didn’t know they were crazy.” How brutally ironically world shattering that statement is.
Skibidi!
Jesus, imagine being so insane that manchild calls you crazy... Badge of Honor.
😂
@@RandomCanadian97 corny ahh mf\
It's like he came so close to breaking the fourth wall and having an epiphany lol
Dude really loves the sound of his own voice. For all his feigning self-awareness, he didn’t know when to quit. My god.
to be fair i think most enjoy his voice. Hes just so weird. He has a great voice.
@@TheDukinator01 He is definitely a well-practiced actor. No doubt spends hours rehearsing in front of a mirror. Socially, there is not much worse than being around an actor who is always "on". I once spent a weekend getaway with a group of standup comics on a traveling gig. All day and night these guys were trying to out-funny each other - no meaningful conversation was uttered. They are typically ok alone on a 1-on-1 basis, but if you get a comic or an actor near each other its like a weird chemical reaction.
But he is incredibly humble….he told us so
@@TheDukinator01 yo he sounded suave you’re not wrong.
It's kinda crazy. It's weird, I legitimately think he would have gotten away with ALL of this, had he stopped while he was ahead.
First voice mail, first weird message, I actually think that had a decent enough chance at getting away with all of this. Not great, but his "quirkyness" b.s. Would have opened the door, honestly. Probably, at least....
Whenever I feel bad about myself, I come watch this video. I immediately feel better
Man has studied those pick-up guides religiously. He has the exact tone and psychological tricks they advertise. Self depreciation that is actually complimenting yourself, giving nicknames, playing an instrument, helping those in need, somewhat backhanded compliments, pets and everything else is surface level
This is what happens when desperate men listen to con artists like Andrew taint
@@krogstonefist5494what does Andrew Tate have to do with desperate men taking bad advice for flirting with women?
@@hihowareya1097 Reading comprehension is an important skill.
The negging is straight out of a pick-up artist guide! And like you said, the nickname, the self-deprecating “cute” jokes, the pushing boundaries… it’s textbook. 🙄
@@hihowareya1097Do you not know what Andrew Taint talks about?
somebody else said it but this guy is like tragically awkward and charismatic at the same time. it’s like being a fire bending snowman
I’ve met people similar to him, they’re more awkward than charismatic but you can tell there’s some charisma
It's just wierd
It's because he has all the confidence with none of the restraint or awareness.
Gives me psycho energy
A fire bending snowman? God damn that's a good one 😂
I've never seen this range of emotions from Charlie. This guy was so insane it even cracked Charlie's usual calmness
16:58 He put the fear of god in him
Bro he sounds so confident like he has a 100% success rate. I genuinly wish I could sound like that
it's strange cause his voice actually sounds pretty fluent and confident, but the stuff he's saying.. it's like he is just saying everything that goes through his mind, and not just thinking it
Yeah the voice messed with me too... I was expecting him to sounds way more cringe and bad. Lol. How does someone that cringe have a radioy voice
its because this is a man who loves to hear himself talk, literally
@@SHrimpPoboy-wt2dtyou hit the nail right on the head. that’s exactly what it is. this guy enjoyed recording this and guaranteed listened to it back multiple times after sending it
As someone with ADHD, I can recognize his "stream of consciousness". That's exactly what he's doing. I also go on tangents with branches of loosely-related ideas, and mist people with ADHD do. Granted most of us have FAR more self-awareness and get carried away in a conversation of interest with someone we know, not a hostage. At the end he even says "I got the impression you're a fellow NEURODIVERGENT person", thus admitting he identifies as ADHD/Aspergers. That's weird in itself because "neurodivergence" is not something you'd expect to be dropped in a first-time, unsolicited conversation, and could likely insult the other people by implying they probably are too from a bio!
***Self-awareness of my lengthy tangent, but felt it was relevant***
@@DRAG0NEERSdon’t worry dude, in my opinion that was relevant, thanks for sharing
He speaks like a legitimate redditor who spends all of their time in debate servers. He's flexing about being a musician, he's giving FULL monologues for no reason, he's randomly talking about his other experiencess on the dating app, *and last but not least* having the absolute GALL of saying "Huh, why isn't she stupid" over a shrug emoji
None of it makes any sense. At no point does he even try to make an attempt to ask her out on a date. Most the stuff he rambled about are things I would expect to be talked about on a first couple dates. To a complete stranger nonetheless. He never once asks about what she does or what she's into. He randomly brings up completely unrelated things for minutes at a time like the ducks at the park and about the shrug emoji over. And over. And over. And over. I wasn't even cringing through most of this, I was getting angry. Then he gets abruptly creepy for no reason about the big feet and "baby doll" comment. Not to mention he's almost constantly bringing up all these gigs and live shows he claims to be doing in between all of his tangents. Willing to bet he's not nearly as busy or talented as he says. I'm fairly confident that the only "gig" he ever did was a high school talent show when he was 15 and still couldn't play barre chords yet. Hell I'm rambling about how illogical all of this is. There's so many other minor comments he made I could pick at but this comment would be as long as the Bible if I did that.
Ah yes. The redditor rizz
He sounds like Babish from Binging with Babish
Even redditors and Tumblr users have better rizz than this
Redditors suk
Oh my God. This guy is the real-life equivalent of Brian Griffin.
Nah dont do my dawg Brian like that...
i mean, brian actually gets laid
Do not do my boi Bri like that homie he does not deserve that
Okay, okay, haha, maybe you have a point ...
All things considered, though, you have to admit, this guy is definitely not a charmer by any means
Brian in the modern seasons
This one was tough to get through good lord
"It hurts to talk."
Not half as much as listening.
“it hurts to talk” and he keeps talking
@@mister_mystI know 😭😭
@@mister_myst a true martyr of our age
THIS IS THE SECOND VIDEO ON TH-cam I COULDN'T FORCE MYSELF TO FINISH WATCHING TILL THE END BRUHH
I felt like I was in a seminar
I’ve never seen someone have their charisma, smooth talker, articulation skills so high but their lack of awareness, creep and online stalker status also just completely maxed out.
True, he chose a weird character build 😂
He isn't charismatic at all. He's a charade
Yeah that’s not charisma, that’s full-on freako.
@@samuelfaust that’s exactly the point of the joke.. it’s obvious it’s a charade
@@VandelayH ya kind of pointing out the obvious..
This is some of the most emotion I’ve heard from Charlie in a long time. It shows the true horror unfolding before our eyes.
Oh god, it just, came outta nowhere!
I’ve never felt this much cringe before, so I can empathise with his response
Ikr 😭😭😭
I was worried about charlie at the end. Not just saying that, really worried a bit.
11:47 Please!! Don't release the Chapter 3 😮😳
LMAOOO
he’s the type of guy to say “shucks! did i say that out loud?” and then covers his mouth like a cartoon character
Shit you're right. I absolutely do that on the mic at gigs. Well played sir!
@@Dazedandconfused86Are you... the guy???
@@burnthompson286he is, he has several comments on the vid 😭 complete psycho
@@Dazedandconfused86oh my god ARE YOU HIM???
@@squeebkat The real guy is called Ryan Konopud and the earliest records of this nonsense of his from 2011, in Alberta Canada. If it were him, I'd've expected something more because the guy is clearly narcissistic and too quirky to just say "well played sir!" lol you know he would say something dumb
This guy would definitely take you out, talk about himself and never realize he didnt ask you one question all night.
Honestly, you're kinda right lol. But I realized this was a bad strategy for making good friends. So I pause every now and then to take a breath and make sure to ask a question! Self awareness for the win =)
Wait your the dude?@@Dazedandconfused86
My answer to that depends entirely on whether you're going to be nice or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @@j3in725
🤭🤭🤭
@@j3in725I don’t think so. I think they’re just saying they used to do smth similar when they were younger. That’s my guess
It's insane how his self awareness kicked in, but his narcissism didn't allow him to back out. The wildest message exchange bro, this guy is insane.
A narcissist having a manic episode, fascinating
And then halfway into the last voice memo, he claims he's "very humble" 😂 nah he's very narcissistic. How he talks about himself is definitely not humble.
I wouldnt call it a exchange more like a unsolicites delivery
Well If he sees this video, hopefully it will be a humbling experience lol.
17:36 - I love that he immediately breaks the Bechdel Test when talking about who she looks like, saying "oh you look like this girl, have you seen how cool her husband is?"
what’s the Bechdel Test if you don’t mind me asking?
Just when I was feeling single as fuck, it gives me great pride knowing that no matter how down bad I am I would never subject someone to something like this in a million years
What about...2 million
@@ILiveforSorcery you drive a hard bargain but, still no
It's crazy how different people are, I have such a hard time opening up and meeting new people than you got this guy
Ong 😂
@@HeyGio_3what abt 3 mill years
This guy needs to start his own podcast, just talking to himself😭😭
He has the voice for it at least
He have a great voice and great talking skills idk why he is doing that to himself 💀
"Look so we did some things, we said some bad things." "We feel bad." "We do feel bad, and that's very important. Mayhaps we should've started with that?" "We should, sincere apologies for the miscalculation." "We forgive you"
Set Dec.- "What is this?"
Producer- "His apology vid... He's just spent the past 20 minutes articulating on nothing and correcting himself."
And play the podcast exclusively in prison
@@the_absurd_herolmao😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cant deny his voice is quite charismatic, just that the words that come from his mouth take that charisma away. He sounds insane.
Why thanks my fellow overthinking friend! I’ve been making my living off of my voice and my charisma since 2016 don’tcha know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ hope you’re having a great day! Deep breaths and practice gratitude 💙
@@Dazedandconfused86 are you the guy?
MAYBE. JUST MAYBE.@@PeppinoSpaghetti-s1j
He literally sounds like a basic white guy. U basic too
@@PeppinoSpaghetti-s1j yos 😎🦢
Ooof. I feel like this guy is legitimately dangerous. Creating this fantasy relationship based on an emogi, not understanding boundaries at all, thinking other people are crazy and hes some sort of moral authority. Dude gives me major joe from " you" vibes.
No, not even close. I do think your confidence in your opinion is dangerous though. Please keep quiet.
@@ryanandrewsshrugs found the creep in the video
Alright boys let’s give this man a round of applause for the sacrifice this dude made for us to all be able to say at least we aren’t this guy to boost our confidence.
Frfr lmao
Yes, SIR!
Ong
i wanna cry, i use the word ridonkulous. how dare this creep use my saying! 😭least this weirdo gave me a confidence boost. this guy makes my rants about harry potter fanfiction seem decent.🤣😂
Lmao fr
True confidence isn't thinking that everyone you meet will like you, it's recognizing that it doesn't matter if people like you or not. He genuinely sounds like he's expecting this to work flawlessly
I genuinely love this guy I can't believe how funny he is and just honest. Real G
I cannot mentally and physically recover from this
@@m1ssplay46i mean the guy isnt all that bad. The problem was how he searched for her on her personal accounts and how he acted like they knew each other. It wasnt harrasment or at least, it didnt hurt anybody but it was weird. If he could tune down his.. oversharing and overconfidence, he would be more tolerable but the man its just too... idk weird. Man he scared away fuckin Charlie. He has seen horrible shit 💀💀💀
@@its_sisha_not_chair505 I think the guy is just creepy and this whole chicanery is engineered by this dude like how Charlie mentioned that this dude is saying this to other women and using this exact template. Poor guy though, he sounds so desperate and trying really really hard to get someone to like him but he just did it the worse way possibly. He killed his chance the moment he searched up for her and texted her like a creep.
I dated someone like this. They're much more interested in finding themselves funny, cool, and charismatic than they ever will be about the other person's feelings.
You've dated nobody like me. I do think I'm funny and entertaining on occasion but... that's not really my goal. I get paid to sing and talk on a mic so... plenty of people find me that way. I see that you're projecting though so... is there anything else from your childhood you wanna put on me? I'm like meme jesus at this point. I CAN TAKE IT!
@@Dazedandconfused86the way women look at you is like looking at a malnourished street dog. You just can’t help but feel sorry for how you ended up
Also known as an insecure person. An insecure weirdo
@@Dazedandconfused86 I can’t tell if you’re someone just very convincingly role playing but if you are great work you’re doing a fantastic job of being the exact brand of insufferable as the dude in the video
@@Dazedandconfused86You should see a therapist. Earnestly. If you already have one, maybe play them the audio message you recorded for their input. I’m not a therapist, it sounds to me like you go through life playing a character instead of actually living. You know the quote “a nice guy doesn’t have to say he’s a nice guy?” Keep that in mind - in this video you spew useless information at her, most of which humble-brags, and the information that doesn’t have a weird undertone is information you share over a period of time not all at once. It’s strange, it’s overbearing, and as as neurodivergent person I can somewhat relate and hope that you’re able to self-reflect further on how strange this message is, and how creeped out this poor girl must have felt to receive it… Especially if what you say in this message about respecting women’s boundaries is true.
The "mayhaps" at the very beginning had my soul attempting to separate from the rest of me.
I agree with you Psheistydawg! I think you should feel quite uncomfortable listening in on my private conversation that was maliciously shared to cause harm. Good on you friend
she did NOT order this yapperchino 😭😭😭
He could have said who he actually was like they match then it may sound creepy but he tried to find her and here he is maybe try start over because he is interested. THATS IT.. YABAYABAYABAYABAYABA
lmao
true...
@@asiankneegrow3110i had a fucking stroke reading that
cringe
This guy overthinks and underthinks at the same time. It’s incredible.
He just overthinks the wrong things lmao
He's like a sentient fedora
@@baconbitsmusic431 I used to be quite the overthinker. I would worry I was overthinking about the wrong things, but I found out I was overthinking about overthinking about the wrong things lmao. Took a lot of work for me to snap out of it. I just hope this guy learns the same thing and gets a wakeup call. His ego definitely needs work as well imo.
you overthink? straight to jail. underthink? interestingly enough, also jail.
@@supraguy4694 well put
'this isnt even flirting... this is blurting' had me laughing out loud.
Same 😂😂
He shoulda said Yapping instead lol
@@haise1784 doesn't rhyme
He flirts the way Brian Griffin from Family Guy tries to be “hip”
Bars 😂
He sounds like a theater kid who just learned how to swear
Honestly I never really did acting or theatre in school. Just a bit of choir and band! But I kinda wish I did. Since, apparently, my maliciously leaked private convos are SOOOO INTERESTING to y'all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯