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  • @finnshelton7367
    @finnshelton7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2485

    "I'm Chris, I'm 23, and white chocolate is back to give this girl a taste of my milky goodness, YEEEAAHH." -Chris

    • @sidp3676
      @sidp3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      If anyone is wondering this line will work 100% of the time

    • @acetrigger1337
      @acetrigger1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@sidp3676
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    • @humanzbornfresh
      @humanzbornfresh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sid P doesn't even matter if your name is Chris

    • @WillLeitner
      @WillLeitner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      elles or if you’re 23

    • @garystack9537
      @garystack9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I was a woman and anyone used that line on me I would set them on fire

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    "If you ain't in the dog pound, I'm taking you to the vet"
    That's ratchet af

    • @petrolandcoffee
      @petrolandcoffee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad to see you again mate

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@petrolandcoffee ratcget? east of crossroads? in the barrens?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this dude again holy hecksausage
      he's back

    • @eletgres519
      @eletgres519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ratchet? Like ratchet and clank?

    • @bepisman3161
      @bepisman3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ..

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7906

    Looks at Jakey's sister.
    Oh god the whole family's like this.

    • @IStealFries
      @IStealFries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Bless lol

    • @Feyangel23
      @Feyangel23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hell yeah dude it's dope 🤣👌

    • @IAmMightyMike
      @IAmMightyMike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      i'm curious about the other SIX siblings now

    • @Jokervision744
      @Jokervision744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I know people like that. I get to die from laughing too hard with them.

    • @YadonTheCat
      @YadonTheCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      They got great comedic chemistry

  • @elis9409
    @elis9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    "Please, Mr. Christensen is my father. Call me Artemis Fowl" got me way more than it should have

    • @emmagsfa
      @emmagsfa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      it literally makes me laugh out loud every time

    • @kiaanderson7665
      @kiaanderson7665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Everytime i rewatch this video, it still catches me off gaurd

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6545

    Seeing Jakey and then his sister is like seeing a choose your gender screen in a video game

    • @starman6392
      @starman6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Very underrated comment

    • @marltonwonder8606
      @marltonwonder8606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      They both be HOT AS FUCK as well tho

    • @strawmanfallacy
      @strawmanfallacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@marltonwonder8606 No doubt. Jake is a handsome man and his sister is smoking.
      Edit: Hold up... Is this a different sister?!

    • @RSID
      @RSID 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And that's just one of his sisters.

    • @nimpsonkinkson1924
      @nimpsonkinkson1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@strawmanfallacy he has a lot of siblings

  • @dextro4863
    @dextro4863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    I like how Jakeys sister looks like him but if he was a girl

    • @RBRat3
      @RBRat3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I was thinking more of a female Matthew Lillard

    • @dextro4863
      @dextro4863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RBRat3 yeah i can see that

    • @Chibiibot
      @Chibiibot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Yeah that's how sisters work sometimes

    • @shakyxd
      @shakyxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Hmm it is almost like they are related.

    • @hsemicolonc
      @hsemicolonc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's like Pat and Paige but they're actually siblings and not marri- okay that's an not an apt comparison, I mean it is, but it's a really fucked up one.

  • @cocoa18_
    @cocoa18_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8563

    I love how Jakey’s sister is just a female version of Jakey

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      and tinny, dont forget tinnier

    • @cocoa18_
      @cocoa18_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This is the fastest I’ve ever gotten to 200 likes holy fuck

    • @djbubblegum9975
      @djbubblegum9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      oh god there's two of them

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The nukester

    • @vedrath
      @vedrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Straight up like choosing your gender in the character creation screen

  • @TheSwolOne
    @TheSwolOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    The fact that Jrew and Drew are pronounced the same makes me scared.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      the fact that your A-hole and your B-Hole are the same makes me equally frightened.

    • @imallama2545
      @imallama2545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh my god

    • @chubbs.mp3435
      @chubbs.mp3435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fun fact there is a basketball player named Jrue Holiday

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

  • @Rinesmyth
    @Rinesmyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    I love how no matter what the topic is, whenever it hits early 2000's, it's Halo themed.

    • @xcurbsnipex
      @xcurbsnipex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Rinesmyth Jakey has his priorities in check

    • @Rinesmyth
      @Rinesmyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xcurbsnipex true indeed

  • @SchaffrillasProductions
    @SchaffrillasProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10098

    I love how the music for each year segment actually comes from a video game that was released that year, the attention to detail in Jakey videos is always so good

    • @jon.bo_
      @jon.bo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Schaffrillas Productions DADA

    • @BruiserBrad
      @BruiserBrad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Everytime a youtuber comments on another youtuber, a notification bell gets its rings.
      Wait...

    • @LonkinPork
      @LonkinPork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      NakeyJakey really is "your favorite TH-camr's favorite youtuber" at this point eh?

    • @squidward1728
      @squidward1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      9:06 FF7 didnt come out in 08...

    • @teenage_dirtbag69420
      @teenage_dirtbag69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Schaffrillas Productions what was the song at the 13:00 mark?

  • @GamingKick
    @GamingKick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    "How can we improve Dating shows?"
    The Bachelor: Dating Battle Royale

    • @coley1555
      @coley1555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Shivansh Gupta ResidentSleeper

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finally we can have a dating show also for the people that hate dating shows (aka normal people)

    • @hildantabe1182
      @hildantabe1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NigeriaMobile

    • @hildantabe1182
      @hildantabe1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidec.4021 film makers

    • @hildantabe1182
      @hildantabe1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fitment movies 2091

  • @TheEffectOfMass
    @TheEffectOfMass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I love how there's no question that they are brother and sister.

  • @ryanwilliams7388
    @ryanwilliams7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3974

    We need more of Nukey Jukey. The way yall interact give me life

  • @Xanime95
    @Xanime95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    Jesus, Jakey’s sister has the same comedic timing as him. It’s uncanny.

    • @MS-bi1vm
      @MS-bi1vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I'm convinced it's actually just jakey in a wig with makeup

    • @SenpaimustNotice
      @SenpaimustNotice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Almost like scripts and editing exist.

    • @Kelpo45
      @Kelpo45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@SenpaimustNotice Or maybe, just maybe, they actually have similar personalities and the same sense of humor since that is a very common thing to happen if you grow up under the same circumstances as somebody else?
      Or nah, you're probably right. After all, women can't ever be funny!

    • @louisbloom2737
      @louisbloom2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @kelpo calm down dude you're being more salty than the guy you're responding

    • @SenpaimustNotice
      @SenpaimustNotice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Kelpo45 Guess I am a misogynist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I didn't know that saying that a video Essay is scripted makes you a sovenist. Mb dawg

  • @TheAwesomeazn101
    @TheAwesomeazn101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    All their names starting with a "J" killed me

    • @maybeJace
      @maybeJace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheAwesomeazn101 they would be perfect for Jabeccy

    • @gifdar
      @gifdar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jrew physically hurt me

    • @FonsII03
      @FonsII03 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even his sister's name is Jillian.

    • @rebornreaper194
      @rebornreaper194 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP

  • @DamonDeion
    @DamonDeion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "anything to add?"
    "yeah ill add some stuff: 2+2--"
    notifications on

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh god, I _just_ got it.
      Good lord its been months, why did I, how was, wh-
      *HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT-*

    • @RyanT2000
      @RyanT2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thehammurabichode7994 as Alex Jones once said “I’m kinda retarded” cause I’m still not getting it 😩

    • @EliteArmyMan
      @EliteArmyMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@RyanT2000 Jakey asked if she had anything to add to what he said, and she replied by doing basic math addition, therefore, adding something. You’re not retarded bro, you’re a hot boy =/

    • @AgonyOST1998
      @AgonyOST1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "oh my God you're so embarrassing!!"

    • @TadeuCunhaMiranda
      @TadeuCunhaMiranda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RyanT2000 It´s okay, man. I also took a big ass time to understand that because I thought it was some kind of internal joke beetween them.

  • @TheSonicfan64
    @TheSonicfan64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3769

    NakeyJakey can straight up talk about the history of lawn chairs and I’d still be interested

    • @daraotl5187
      @daraotl5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      For real, the editing and humour and shit, I can't be bored watching this stuff

    • @Astralific
      @Astralific 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I actually want this.

    • @jadenthecommenter
      @jadenthecommenter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It’s not Jakey commentating this video it’s Jaquan the jequel get your lore right bro

    • @mohnomoosik
      @mohnomoosik 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well now he's gonna do it

    • @dkcas11
      @dkcas11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lets go

  • @ethanmason5982
    @ethanmason5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    The ending with your sister was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen. Never change please

    • @darktidings4684
      @darktidings4684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ethan Mason 100% agree.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi Ethan. btw wobba wobba

    • @jackieburkhart3268
      @jackieburkhart3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was funny as f 😂

    • @dundeedideley1773
      @dundeedideley1773 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No wonder she's got a man that loves her dearly and wants to Bild a family with her

    • @tonobaker601
      @tonobaker601 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s just Jake with a filter

  • @TheWildernessurvivor
    @TheWildernessurvivor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    "If you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same," mannn I was dead

    • @evansix1756
      @evansix1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *not dead yet

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi Hull. btw wobba wobba

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit, you okay dude?

  • @Phracc
    @Phracc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    dude stop trying to date my mom

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      stop trying to _not_ date my mom,first

    • @darthlynx5792
      @darthlynx5792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She told me she wouldn't tell you.
      I'm leaving her, how's yo sis again

  • @Mustacheoro
    @Mustacheoro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    "If you dont like me at my worst, my best is basically the same."
    -Truth, 2020

    • @merkules6
      @merkules6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The chicks who use that "you don't deserve me at my best" phrase in their social media are always some crazy bitches that no one should date.

    • @steelyeyes9190
      @steelyeyes9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah i fucking hate that saying thought i was the only one who did XD

    • @salmone5939
      @salmone5939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      real ogs: If you dont like me at my worst than you should fucking break your neck

    • @rowdymatt
      @rowdymatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@salmone5939 alternatively: then you would fucking hate my best

    • @elliot_yoyo
      @elliot_yoyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounds like a music in my head. wondering why ...

  • @Alex-rd2ur
    @Alex-rd2ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    You can tell he and his sister were best friends when they were growing up

    • @shanemcnelis7711
      @shanemcnelis7711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Alex they did go through some shit together as well. Easier to laugh when you’ve been humbled with others.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@shanemcnelis7711 Tell me more
      Also, I would love to see more comedic stylings with the two of them. They make a good comedic duo, timing works really well. Solid 8.5/10. Please have more cameos in the future, NukeyJukey

    • @Forotosh
      @Forotosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that was my favorite part of the video honestly

    • @AzureKaioshin
      @AzureKaioshin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or became best friends after they stopped living under the same roof. I hated my sister until she moved out. Now I only get my ass kicked 3 days a week and things have never been better!

  • @Kamezdud
    @Kamezdud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    "As long as there are lungs in my breath"
    Jesus, his linguistics are unmatched.

    • @mrmagpie6684
      @mrmagpie6684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Kames Matheson He’s speaking the language of the gods!

    • @xanderdaniels8284
      @xanderdaniels8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My first thought was Ricky from trailer park boys

    • @beefs0ck911
      @beefs0ck911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He could talk his way out of a Chinese prison camp

    • @thadude34283
      @thadude34283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xanderdaniels8284 100% a rickyism! lol

    • @brighidcampbell4763
      @brighidcampbell4763 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he said "lumps in my breasts."

  • @jestaplushgal3528
    @jestaplushgal3528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    “Be careful you may be next” is the scariest threat in context of a dating show

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I couldn't possibly agree more

  • @Felipebrbrbrbr
    @Felipebrbrbrbr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    “Can girls be hot boys?”
    -Jake’s sister

    • @LawkzBro
      @LawkzBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The hot boys were inside your heart all along

    • @Falcnuts
      @Falcnuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She should be in more vids that was great

    • @svagglaorde4387
      @svagglaorde4387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She said that at 17:12
      but yeah "It's just a silly name, that doesn't mean anything."

    • @BigBoss-sm9xj
      @BigBoss-sm9xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was the friends we made along the way

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is literally just the same question Gus and Eddy get about "Boys Support Boys"

  • @wilfredhilton8565
    @wilfredhilton8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1443

    Petition to get Jakey onto what ever dating show that would take him so he can take the piss out of everyone and everything on the show while simultaneously switching between Jrew, Joobie, Jerrick, Jarcus and Jaquan

    • @heunam3593
      @heunam3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I thought he would mention the rajjchelor, twitch based dating show, I can see him doing exactly that there

    • @maizeandblue5102
      @maizeandblue5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't forget best boy Jequel!

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@maizeandblue5102 IDIOT, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE NAKEYJAKEY LORE BY HEART!? JEQUEL IS JAQUAN'S LAST NAME, GOD YOU PEOPLE

    • @PlatinumBalrog
      @PlatinumBalrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get him his own rajjchelor

    • @Eichro
      @Eichro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and Jebecky

  • @joshuareser4039
    @joshuareser4039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10896

    This guy doesn’t upload much but when he does it’s always really good

    • @mrharrharr99
      @mrharrharr99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Fully-Clothed Jonathan is arguably one of the best things on TH-cam.

    • @CodyMerritt
      @CodyMerritt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      His content is so high quality with so much love and effort put into it. When he does upload you KNOW it's going to be good!

    • @grambanglatv2020
      @grambanglatv2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice....😃

    • @grambanglatv2020
      @grambanglatv2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice community.... 66

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hi Reser. btw wobba wobba

  • @FallouFitness_NattyEdition
    @FallouFitness_NattyEdition 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "Why are we talking about God Of War?" I think the real question is, why are we not talking about God Of War?

  • @HelloBrothersGaming
    @HelloBrothersGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    I like to imagine each of Jakey's siblings are all equally as funny as him and that they create a comedy Megazord when they come together.

    • @monokoman5503
      @monokoman5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      They all fuse to form a creature so funny everyone dies from oxygen deficiency

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They all look identical to him tho

    • @mattslatt3
      @mattslatt3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And all of their names start with J

    • @seanmurray9265
      @seanmurray9265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Liam-vu7wo I am sure I once saw Jakey's brother at a noodles & company in Colorado. Looked exactly like him but a little more blonde. He ate noodles very funny. I think this supports this theory.

    • @assdan27
      @assdan27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The ad for his store at the end seems to suggest this is true.

  • @GeBagger
    @GeBagger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2910

    I feel like _"If you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same"_ goes for everyone who uses the original saying non-ironically.

    • @miniespeon158
      @miniespeon158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nobody can even@ u cuz this is so accurate

  • @c.195
    @c.195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    Stay strong, Jebecky. There's a Jarl out there for everyone.

    • @jimbob3332
      @jimbob3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Jarl Baalgruf? He lives up in Dragonsreach. A good man, but a bit overcautious.

    • @sootyJOJ
      @sootyJOJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@TheLovelylips69 let me guess. Someone stole your sweetroll.

    • @snr.froggymooopew7781
      @snr.froggymooopew7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SIG I missed it what did they say?

    • @ISawABear
      @ISawABear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jimbob3332 Bitch, you mean Jarl BALLIN'

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  • @TheFelipeBZ
    @TheFelipeBZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    The category I'm in is "Everything related to dating makes me extra depressed so I will enter in my coping mechanism that is being extra edgy, online and offline, but I end up watching it anyway" geez we are almost samesies

    • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
      @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m in the same boat, but I don’t watch dating shows or reality tv. I watch romance anime lmao.

    • @vivvy_0
      @vivvy_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 kiss kiss Fall in love

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 as my mild depression and heartbreak subsides.... I should really do this too.

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    I love how your sister is just as much of a goofball as you are, hope she cameos in more videos

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      she looks just like him as well

    • @mrbeans5043
      @mrbeans5043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They’re just a gender swap. They are the same person.

    • @DaneLMusic
      @DaneLMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not gonna lie, I thought you were talking about jabecky before his actual sister popped up.

  • @Lifoxion
    @Lifoxion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5565

    I think "I'm Chris, i'm 23, and White Chocolate is back to give this girl a taste of my milky goodness! YEAHHH!" Is singlehandedly the best quote i have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @BlueMareen
      @BlueMareen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I turned on the captions to try and understand that and that was the one part they didn't work. So thanks for this comment

    • @jetstream420
      @jetstream420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I was scrolling through the comments while watching and right as I read this one that part played

    • @Lifoxion
      @Lifoxion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@jetstream420 that means you're ready for Chris and his milky goodness

    • @trevorganoe748
      @trevorganoe748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      His “YEAH” is the closest that anybody has ever come to matching Lil Jon

    • @lucastardjopawiro3698
      @lucastardjopawiro3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *YEEEEEAAAAHHHH*

  • @NayleJR
    @NayleJR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    Jakey and Jukey is just the most wholesome thing ever.

    • @TheSexikiwi
      @TheSexikiwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They're hilarious together, I hope she shows up in more videos

    • @Afuro-Ougi2
      @Afuro-Ougi2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheSexikiwi yeah

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What about Jakey Jakey and Jakey?

    • @nathanrodgers5278
      @nathanrodgers5278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@btaylerpackard2475 Attorneys at Law

  • @JokerCrowe
    @JokerCrowe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    That "are you the one" show actually seems like a pretty cool concept.
    Like, there is incentive for people to co-operate and make sure that everyone finds the "right" person for them.
    I hope it wasn't trash, because l think that could be a neat idea, and something that could be fun to watch. :)

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's pretty good trash honestly, i recommend looking up some of the more popular seasons and giving em a go.

    • @_Lynnteressant_
      @_Lynnteressant_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just started watching it and I really like it. It is like just as you say, the insentive to play co-operatively really adds to it. And I also like that they don't hide when 'perfect matches' don't work out in the end. That said, it definitely is trash but tbh that's what makes these types of shows relaxing to me so I wouldn't want it trash-free anyway.

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    - Spells the name Drew as "Jrew"
    - Uses Rayman Music.
    This man will have my soul until time stops

    • @Gonzotwotimes
      @Gonzotwotimes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't that from Ty the Tasmanian Tiger? If not, then I apologize for my ignorance cause I love Rayman.

    • @ShadowEl
      @ShadowEl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GonzoTwoTimes his music for "the 90s" is the Rayman 1 title song.

    • @Gonzotwotimes
      @Gonzotwotimes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShadowEl Ohhhhh i got you. I thought Tenchigo meant the music in the background when he introduces Jrew.

  • @FriscoCatshark
    @FriscoCatshark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    The Jakey/Jukey interactions were the most wholesome thing i've ever seen

  • @samplays9253
    @samplays9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    “Lungs in my breath.”
    Sounds about right.

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait holy fuck that didn't even register with me

    • @Jamie-tx7pn
      @Jamie-tx7pn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is oxygen but not lung?

    • @trexula
      @trexula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just thought he was losing it like usual

  • @abathtub1411
    @abathtub1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    dont forget about the timeless classic "please marry my boy"

    • @thegrandnil764
      @thegrandnil764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ive never seen an actual TV show before because we just use the internet tbh lmao

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    I think this is the most fun I’ve ever seen the ole Jakester have making a video.

  • @LifeInAConcreteBox
    @LifeInAConcreteBox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    I remember having so much anxiety about Room Raiders when I was younger, because I didn't understand how tv was produced. I really thought they could just show up to your house and start digging through your bedroom.

    • @tommemester1247
      @tommemester1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And you had some Playboy in your secret spot

    • @spooky365
      @spooky365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude same 😂😭

  • @Rexodiak
    @Rexodiak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    That skit with the sister is too wholesome, it's so cool how they're down with helping you with videos

  • @LockeRobsta
    @LockeRobsta ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Now Jakey, I know you spent a lot of time and effort making this video but it warms my heart to see the most replayed segment of the vid is the ad read with your sis. So wholesome.

  • @RemixedVoice
    @RemixedVoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4953

    I can tell Jakey and his siblings spent a lot of time together as kids.

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      why the fuck is your political compass so close to mine wtf

    • @daftcow706
      @daftcow706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Your political compass is ass

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What is going on

    • @crypticcorvid
      @crypticcorvid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@2007ghettonissanaltima Their pfp is a photo of where they land on the political ideal spectrum or something.

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @you're in mandom >being partisan unironically

  • @KellinMC12
    @KellinMC12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    “Please, Mr Christensen was my father, call me Artemis Fowl” made me spit out my drink

    • @SlothhhKinggg
      @SlothhhKinggg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saaaaaaama

    • @brandyyn
      @brandyyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it

    • @ah6382
      @ah6382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Artemis fowl the book series

    • @thomasbailey921
      @thomasbailey921 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love the reference

  • @jadon6996
    @jadon6996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1819

    Does Chris Hansen’s “To Catch a Predator” technically count as a dating show?

  • @gellister
    @gellister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The "date my mom" running gag on this video gets me EVERY. TIME.

  • @calvinbarboza
    @calvinbarboza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    I used to think that NakeyJakey understood art. Then he only gave a single mention to Flavor Flav’s Flavor of love, the greatest dating show of all time. I know better now.

    • @grandmastaal
      @grandmastaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Calvin Barboza jakey IS jart

    • @NastierNate
      @NastierNate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      If your show has never had a contestant shit on the floor during a group meeting, it’s trash.

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is art
      th-cam.com/video/X16G2hsVI9w/w-d-xo.html

    • @grandmastaal
      @grandmastaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nate Green noted and agreed

    • @TJCapSix
      @TJCapSix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure he's just holding off to give it it's own video.

  • @lifecamerakaran
    @lifecamerakaran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4237

    BRING YOUR SISTER ON EVERY EPISODE SHE'S HILARIOUS.

    • @williamlindelljr9200
      @williamlindelljr9200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Agreed the okeyjakey portion was the funniest

    • @KSLegoman
      @KSLegoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Uh... yeah... hilarious... 👀

    • @yun2525
      @yun2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Simp

    • @LTLTY
      @LTLTY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@yun2525 ew that word ew go away

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LTLTY simp, why you being such a simp bro

  • @mexicanaccents2004
    @mexicanaccents2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Jakey is like that quiet kid in class but when he speaks he says some really cool shit.

  • @eldenringhollow9366
    @eldenringhollow9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Shout out to all of the supportive siblings out here. 🙂

  • @luigi-yx7nc
    @luigi-yx7nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    The Dating Game once had a serial killer on as a participant. He won but the relationship didnt work, obviously.

    • @angelajarvis9688
      @angelajarvis9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      yes! rodney alcala. there's a great episode of the cult liter podcast on this one.

    • @Thirtiesguy
      @Thirtiesguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oppie and Anthony did a great segment on that.

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Richard Ramirez?

    • @cinnamon9390
      @cinnamon9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      was it because of all the murder?
      I bet it was because of all the murder

    • @luigi-yx7nc
      @luigi-yx7nc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@cinnamon9390 nahh hes a total creep thats why. I think he has already killed someone at this point and the contestant sensed something off with him

  • @Jegbmf
    @Jegbmf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    I work at Arby’s. I’m buying that shirt he’s wearing and putting it on when I go to work. Wish me luck

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hi Jeg. btw wobba wobba

    • @EPMTUNES
      @EPMTUNES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      jodishere please no. its spam. im reporting

    • @jebecky839
      @jebecky839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JODRecaps can you stop? You're really annoying.

    • @SomeoneTook_MyUsername
      @SomeoneTook_MyUsername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      edit your comment with an update on how it went afterwards

    • @xaladolokiyo
      @xaladolokiyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanted to like your comment but it has 666 likes so no

  • @iSaidManaHana
    @iSaidManaHana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I was hoping one of the daters would say “I’m just tired of hanging out with my sister.”

  • @clayotic7029
    @clayotic7029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I had a buddy from college who introduced everyone in the hall of our dorm to baggage and he had baggage nights where some of us would watch it in his room. Once everyone in the hall made a fake episode of baggage with me as the contestant without telling me until I was in front of the camera. So huge shout out to all of those dudes, especially you Doug

  • @xsteveconwayx
    @xsteveconwayx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2166

    Your sister's hilarious. I lost it as soon as she said Nukey Jukey and it just went further off the rails from there.

    • @methane_melvin
      @methane_melvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Should’ve been Nudey Judy

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same here. Expected a normal ass name and was pleasantly surprised that all Jakeys family members are freaks.

    • @Foxelz
      @Foxelz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell y’a, band-maid!

    • @pancakes_go2940
      @pancakes_go2940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Band Maid based

  • @ProDudeFilmsGaming
    @ProDudeFilmsGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I love how every time he talks about a year that a halo game came out(2001,2004,etc.) he puts halo music/text even if it has nothing to do with the video lmao (he does this in all his videos too not just this one)

    • @TheOdd
      @TheOdd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Because Halo *defined* those years, nothing else important happened.

    • @furonet138
      @furonet138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ProDudeFilms Same with 2002 and Mario Sunshine

    • @tannerocean6682
      @tannerocean6682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah that's what I noticed

    • @akshaydalvi1534
      @akshaydalvi1534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Absolutely nothing important happened during that time except halo, especially in 2001

    • @GoldenSun5631
      @GoldenSun5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget Wii Sports and Mii theme during 2006

  • @burntnikesock212
    @burntnikesock212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    They need to have a dating show about going to Arby's called "I'm Thinkin Arby's".
    The final episode culminates in a brisket sandwich eat-off, where whichever guy eats the most brisket sandwiches in 10 minutes wins the lucky lass' hand.

    • @wafflemaker6590
      @wafflemaker6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The max brisket sandwiches a human is legally allowed to consume before being labeled as a rabid animal is 2

    • @xxlilith_
      @xxlilith_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he made a joke about that in a video about dating apps, hence where that spicy tee he's wearing was originally thought up lol

    • @burntnikesock212
      @burntnikesock212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxlilith_ r/woosh

    • @xxlilith_
      @xxlilith_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@burntnikesock212 was that supposed to be clever? lol i was just making a statement that he thought up the idea already and that you should check out the video..

  • @andrrs9172
    @andrrs9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    in Norway we have something called "jakten på kjærligheten"(the hunt for love) and it is like the bachelor, but for farmers.

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Jebecky sounds like a Disney channel actor who was fired because of controversy. 10/10 would date and mate

    • @dannythepharaoh3507
      @dannythepharaoh3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But does she love the office and going through adventures

    • @pierogidestroyer
      @pierogidestroyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10/10 would recount and mount.

    • @PremiumCheeses
      @PremiumCheeses 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      10/10 would get to know and get below

  • @nage9465
    @nage9465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I have never been more sure that two people are related then when I watched this vid

    • @grambanglatv2020
      @grambanglatv2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ossam 6

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi Nage. btw wobba wobba

    • @Username-wk7ni
      @Username-wk7ni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JODRecaps go outside

    • @von...
      @von... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Username-wk7ni kinda ironic that you are hating on his idea (well not really hating) when you have the profile pic that he was talking about doing a similar thing to.
      oh my b i meant oh yeah yeah

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      than*

  • @marykatenoashley31
    @marykatenoashley31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3299

    I feel like Jakey would make a great middle school history teacher

  • @rsmry2222
    @rsmry2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Jakey over here talking about dating shows being his comfort food while being comfort food. Thank you for the awesome videos you put out I cannot count how many times my day has just been absolutely flipped right side up watching one of your videos. Thank you so much man I hope you continue to make stuff you’re so clearly passionate about. It’s great watching your videos

  • @lennysmileyface
    @lennysmileyface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Also 'The Dating Game' had that one time where a serial killer that ended up killing 130 people was a contestant.

    • @downwardtumble4451
      @downwardtumble4451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Whom?

    • @raccoonkneecaps
      @raccoonkneecaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Spongbap His name is Rodney Alcala. It’s speculated that he killed anywhere from 8 to 130 people.

    • @dianag.7696
      @dianag.7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@raccoonkneecaps that's a fucking big margin hahahahaha

    • @TheDXJC56
      @TheDXJC56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm pretty sure that guy even got picked too by the chick, although she thought he was weird and didn't wanna go for a second date, probably managed to keep her life because of it

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheDXJC56 Yeah apparently he was pretty much on a killing spree at the time.

  • @alexmurphyonyoutube
    @alexmurphyonyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    The transferrence from gaming to dating is almost complete

  • @DrGreatScott
    @DrGreatScott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    But the question remains: Will anyone date Jakey’s mom?

    • @loft777
      @loft777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never

    • @stinkyrat367
      @stinkyrat367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If she's as cute as him I would

    • @jayhoen
      @jayhoen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @QuartzIsAnOxide
      @QuartzIsAnOxide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Kakyoin entered the chat*

    • @AnonYmous69271
      @AnonYmous69271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd date his sister, that's for sure.

  • @MetalHealth44
    @MetalHealth44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I’d get the “I’m thinking Arby’s” shirt but my town doesn’t have an Arby’s. I’ll settle for the “Hot ‘za” one instead. I love your work btw.

  • @purmhy
    @purmhy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Jrew, Joobie, Jerrick and Jaquan seem like really cool guys don't know about Jarcus though, getting bad vibes off him.

    • @theblazingblight
      @theblazingblight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jarcus just wants to be left alone.

    • @sasasaetan
      @sasasaetan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I get the feeling he's here for the wrong reasons.

  • @xoxdara87
    @xoxdara87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    hey jakey we should go on a dating show but it’s just us and there’s no cameras and we just eat dinner at a restaurant

    • @javakio6267
      @javakio6267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the

    • @demonjredits
      @demonjredits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Dinner”

    • @romeob6403
      @romeob6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      dee dee I’m thinkin Arby’s

    • @kingcs6273
      @kingcs6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And for that reason I'm out.

    • @DrORRB-qm7fl
      @DrORRB-qm7fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Is this a megamind reference?*

  • @crazygamer4260
    @crazygamer4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "Call me Artemis Fowl"
    Jakey also has good taste.

    • @CoqPwner
      @CoqPwner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man I'd forgotten that was a thing

    • @cass3030
      @cass3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did not expect that at all

    • @yesman9792
      @yesman9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jakey continously making me feel like a baby boy again.

    • @shlimon7667
      @shlimon7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who’s Artemis fowl

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This has my absolute favorite merch ad of all time. The dynamic duo of Nakey Jakey and Nukey Jukey is unstoppable

  • @skwerleyz
    @skwerleyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    The chemistry with your sister is some wholesome shit my guy, reminds me of me and my siblings.

    • @callithasmed8468
      @callithasmed8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sweet home Alabama...

    • @asiftalpur3758
      @asiftalpur3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@callithasmed8468 wow man you did the funny

  • @8ctagon
    @8ctagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Several countries in Europe have dating shows called Farmer seeks a wife, where singles write letters to lonely farmers, who then pick out 8 letters to meet in person, from those 8 they pick 4 that will move in with them on the farm for a while, to get to know each other, and every week they send one home until only one remains.
    The show has a suprisingly high sucess rate, at least in Sweden, lots of marriages and kids has sprung from that show. It actually seems more sincere than the regular dating shows, like people are actually there for the right reason =D

    • @ScarecrowR13
      @ScarecrowR13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's the same in Poland. :D

    • @Emmer_
      @Emmer_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jep, dutchies have one too, actually fun to watch!

    • @Lankynibs
      @Lankynibs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adding that to my list

    • @hkkobayashi7657
      @hkkobayashi7657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Good reason? Yeah right. Those bitches are just here for my hot crops! Its potato season ;)

    • @dorothywasrighttho5129
      @dorothywasrighttho5129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same one in France ! It's called Love in the prairies

  • @elliebee6537
    @elliebee6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    11:05 Mad props to Jakey for being an American who can identify an New Zealand accent

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And one that knows about flight of the conchords.

    • @Vopodop
      @Vopodop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      who is jackey

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that was quite accurate.

    • @nxght6694
      @nxght6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo “Jackey” kinda cute doe

    • @hotfunnyg1rl
      @hotfunnyg1rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      flight of the concords 😎😎

  • @jacobriel416
    @jacobriel416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ricky went on a tangent that took 16-17 minutes straight and predicted the future exactly

  • @thewhiteboardist
    @thewhiteboardist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Best part of the video: Watching Nukey Jukey get beamed in the face in slow-motion, in slow-motion.

    • @brycechill
      @brycechill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thewhiteboardist 😂😂😂 th-cam.com/video/loKLL321Few/w-d-xo.html

  • @ShoopityDoopity
    @ShoopityDoopity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6172

    Bro seeing Jakey and his sis bonding makes me wanna call up my sister just to tell her I love her and I’m thankful for her

  • @WhyteDem0n
    @WhyteDem0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    His sister's part at the end of the video was the best part lmao I love how she was trolling the entire plug

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can you have your sister in more videos. She's hilarious and I love how you two interact and can I pleeeaaase date your mom, dude?

  • @lucasmartina6303
    @lucasmartina6303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I can't believe Jakey didn't talk about my favorite dating show.
    To Catch a Predator

  • @ajsproductions3400
    @ajsproductions3400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    It really feels like Jakey is truly coming into his own, honing his style

    • @TheJungaBoon
      @TheJungaBoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His early works was a bit too new wave for my taste

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right, there's many commentary channels but Jakey has this, thing about him. He has feels for what he talks about, even if he's being negative. He feels like a real person, has legit opinions, and a level of goofball that is unmatched. 9.5/10 TH-camr

  • @yoghurtlord1745
    @yoghurtlord1745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Jakey's sister is a genderbent clone of him.

    • @wolfie_toonz5023
      @wolfie_toonz5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gaween Totawattage and also shorter

  • @dustytayman6500
    @dustytayman6500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I cannot explain why, how, or for what purpose, but “Mr. Christiansen is my father, call me Artemis Fowl” is probably way funnier than it should be to me. Top tier comedy Artemis Fowl. Love your work.

  • @mattkerc8085
    @mattkerc8085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Everyone knows the best dating show is Hell’s Kitchen

    • @rowen8000
      @rowen8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is the only correct answer

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Gordon: Get FUCKED!
      Date: Yes chef.

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the only answer that is correct

  • @angus_bangus
    @angus_bangus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    You know he's the highest of class when he references Artemis Fowl.
    also the last bit with his sister is so wholesome I almost cried I was laughing so hard

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lightweight. If it's not Gregor the Overlander or the Bartimaeus Trilogy, don't even talk to me.

    • @Talz622
      @Talz622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Manuel Mateo FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Gregor was my SHIT and no one seems to remember it

    • @Talz622
      @Talz622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Artemis, Gregor, and Percy Jackson were the middle school plays

    • @moonfish3638
      @moonfish3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God I loved Artemis fowl I miss it so much ;-;

  • @gigginoxplayer
    @gigginoxplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The Nukester is now my favorite character in the entire NakeyJakey anime

    • @fataleflare
      @fataleflare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i feel bad for laughing at her getting decked in the face with that ball.

  • @dollpartsart
    @dollpartsart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Can we all agree that his sister is adorable

  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4410

    usually i would say to follow me on insta for feet pics and yeah I'm still gonna do that but also I just wanted to say that Jrew, Jerrick, Joobi, Jarcus and especially Jaquan the Jequel are really happy you guys watched their video because it took forever to render all of their asses oh yeah and Jarcus wants date you www.okjakey.com/
    alright so anyways follow me on insta for feet pics instagram.com/jakeychristy
    and twitter too you weasel twitter.com/nakeyjakey
    follow Julie aka NukeyJukey too - instagram.com/lifeofjula
    xoxo luv u guys thanks for watching :)

    • @sexmonkey2468
      @sexmonkey2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay

    • @joejoemojo
      @joejoemojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      im gonna say the nword

    • @sexmonkey2468
      @sexmonkey2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love jakey

    • @crms8439
      @crms8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hope jaquan the jequel finds love some day. rooting for him

    • @joejoemojo
      @joejoemojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nukey

  • @jamjox9922
    @jamjox9922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Nukey Jukey is my new favorite character. Also, if she's Nukester--is Nakey Jakey, a "Nakester?"

  • @Imposibilitron
    @Imposibilitron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    How could you forget the best dating show ever To catch a Predator with Chris Hansen?

  • @gigleorex
    @gigleorex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jakey and his sister is the most wholesome thing I've seen in 2020.

  • @grodcoyote6635
    @grodcoyote6635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    "I'm a whole lot of attitude, so if you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same so f*** off!" I'm screaming

  • @blakebonecutter
    @blakebonecutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Ok now imagine a dating show called: I'm Dating Jakey's Sister There Is No Show.

    • @ethanh9205
      @ethanh9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Blake Bonecutter as a straight male I was already in love with Jakey so when you show me a female Jakey that’s just game over, man

    • @minister2965
      @minister2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I thought she's already married, he mentioned it in the video

    • @ThisIsVisser
      @ThisIsVisser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@minister2965 That will just make the show even more interesting....

    • @diegosatori5718
      @diegosatori5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@minister2965 and a baby

    • @fluffykitten077
      @fluffykitten077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd watch that

  • @MalarkTheJester
    @MalarkTheJester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    When are we going to get the hottest new dating show: “Nakey with Jakey”?

  • @classicash2442
    @classicash2442 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for making this video Jakey, it's my birthday and was feeling pretty down so I went back to an old favorite of mine to laugh a bit. Your stuff never fails to put a smile on my face :)

  • @LilGuyG_
    @LilGuyG_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    We need a video where its Jakey's Sister with Jakey's Voice

  • @SilverSurfPunk
    @SilverSurfPunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Ok, where's the reality show where it's just Jakey and his siblings hanging out. I would watch the hell out of that.

  • @jacob4colts
    @jacob4colts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I have a fever and the only prescription is more Nukey Jukey.

    • @hacksbeenjamin
      @hacksbeenjamin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      was a yikes from me dawg

    • @ylan4370
      @ylan4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      the fans want more Nuke Jukem

  • @joguerra2175
    @joguerra2175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The “IM JEBECKY” always catches me off guard 😂

    • @NTxC
      @NTxC ปีที่แล้ว

      For me it's "Jrew". Lmao