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  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10783

    holiday feet tweets - twitter.com/nakeyjakey
    holiday feet pics - instagram.com/jakeychristy
    holiday feet - my feet
    holiday kiss - my mouth and your mouth waaaaaiit what???? EWWWWWW!!!!!!
    :)

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      You've got that pure boy outfit on.
      Talking about the wonderful experience that is online dating.

    • @rowkey4231
      @rowkey4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      feet

    • @sydberetta4649
      @sydberetta4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      What a Quentin Tarantino thing to say Jakey

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      meow

    • @ChrispinCram
      @ChrispinCram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Beard pics 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🙃😳😳😳

  • @fullmetalcris
    @fullmetalcris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9094

    Jakey really came out dressed as the white crayon

    • @Benass69
      @Benass69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      fullmetalcris I think the cultured call it “drip”

    • @ZenDragoonYT
      @ZenDragoonYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Benass69 which culture lmfao

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Benass69 "cultured" is being very generous lol

    • @interrobangings
      @interrobangings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you dressed as yourself but even uglier so what were you aiming for

    • @simenknudsen01
      @simenknudsen01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hella fire tho

  • @orlieblalock9221
    @orlieblalock9221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7734

    Listening to him in 2020 talk about moving to NYC and how he’s going to recover his mental health in 2020 is like watching the character in the horror movie leave their phone in the car and forget their keys while the killer looms just out of frame.

    • @haleyrice216
      @haleyrice216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      And the theme from Halloween is blaring

    • @lepracybabe
      @lepracybabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Omg, I hope he’s ok.

    • @Nyc12u
      @Nyc12u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This made me laugh

    • @Winford.Studios
      @Winford.Studios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he did move to nyc however

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      More like the cop who says he's about to retire and talks about his plans for retirement and then gets brutally shot and killed

  • @dylandavis6144
    @dylandavis6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6587

    At some point Jake’s videos are just gonna be 15 minutes of him trying to tell you a joke while laughing

    • @aamirhus23
      @aamirhus23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol the laughing was distracting, couldn't get through the video the first time I watched it, but glad I tried again!

    • @suiren5272
      @suiren5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@aamirhus23 I'm sorry how is laughing distracting?

    • @aamirhus23
      @aamirhus23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@suiren5272 Imagine someone trying to tell you a joke but they keep laughing every 3-4 seconds? The joke doesn't land as hard or maybe you see it coming. It just wasn't the same for me as his other videos. Love Jakey boy though.

    • @dominikbury2
      @dominikbury2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I'd watch that

    • @brujosx
      @brujosx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You gotta probelm bro? Come thru. :)

  • @PatrickMurphy2
    @PatrickMurphy2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3930

    Jakey: "I'm moving to New York in 2020, try and stop me."
    2020: "K"

    • @tolvi2322
      @tolvi2322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👍

    • @goofington
      @goofington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tolvi2322 👍

    • @derekhofstetler3998
      @derekhofstetler3998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It couldn't stop him.

    • @derekhofstetler3998
      @derekhofstetler3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HE HEARTED ME.
      does this mean he is coming back?

    • @Apudurangdinya
      @Apudurangdinya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derekhofstetler3998 yes, uploaded new vid

  • @quandale9266
    @quandale9266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13184

    Jake talking about how much he’s gonna enjoy 2020 is the most tragic thing I’ve ever seen

    • @bateriayvr8988
      @bateriayvr8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Oh the irony....

    • @Bentzel75
      @Bentzel75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Joel Frye it’s like that old cop talking about how he is looking forward to getting retired next week in all those cop shows. If he only knew...

    • @josephjones2513
      @josephjones2513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahahahahahaa

    • @timewastetv7019
      @timewastetv7019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He brought this upon us

    • @ameladaptivedaydreamer949
      @ameladaptivedaydreamer949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, I'm watching this and sighing and crying inside -_-"

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4802

    NakeyJakey? More like JakeyTakey me to Arby's

  • @grantmanor6642
    @grantmanor6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    If there's one thing to take away from this video, it's that not enough people played Max Payne 3.

    • @johnathanalvizar9820
      @johnathanalvizar9820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It is a really good game.

    • @gamemaster2311
      @gamemaster2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      God that game is so fun.

    • @juwanharris1334
      @juwanharris1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "You might not like it, but he spittin' straight facts"

    • @lRlSHBLADE
      @lRlSHBLADE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed, the shooting is way better than the gta games

    • @mikasaackermann8736
      @mikasaackermann8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment, but it's also only 24 minutes old so I'll give it time. See you at the top~

  • @ThieviusRacoon
    @ThieviusRacoon ปีที่แล้ว +188

    That “bumble, fumble, turn over” transition has me dying 😂😂

  • @clydesdale1775
    @clydesdale1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4268

    "In 2019, this peice of **** year that thankfully is about to end..."

    • @hannahb9671
      @hannahb9671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      The face I made at that line wasn't a pretty one

    • @bakermakingbread
      @bakermakingbread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, it’s so funny after New Years

    • @IGetIntoArgumentsForFun.67
      @IGetIntoArgumentsForFun.67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      top 10 word spoken before disasters

    • @Idiotboxxx
      @Idiotboxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the line that aged like like the olson twins

    • @Exarian
      @Exarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People really need to stop assigning so much significance to years when its very obvious the things that made one year suck is gonna continue into the next one. Anybody who paid any amount of attention would know that 2020 was gonna suck... just not as much as it did.

  • @alexpastrana4639
    @alexpastrana4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30542

    Yes, 2020 is definitely going to be way better

  • @ion_force
    @ion_force 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4560

    "2020 I'm moving to new york" Yikes

    • @weirdisspeltweird
      @weirdisspeltweird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      "Try and stop me" someone took that challenge

    • @BROJANGSTER
      @BROJANGSTER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      -Eddy Burback

    • @neireannach
      @neireannach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Me to but just to do a gainer off the Empire State Building

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@weirdisspeltweird guy ordering the bat soup "challenge accepted shitlord"

    • @ChristianUrea
      @ChristianUrea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s even worse now

  • @kyu7206
    @kyu7206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Jakey: 2019 was terrible
    2020: *does a higher backflip*

    • @utkarshraj1642
      @utkarshraj1642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      2021: delta variants, more deaths
      2022: Hold my warcrime and nuclear threats : P

    • @FailureToBe
      @FailureToBe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@utkarshraj16422024: convicted felon is winning presidential race

  • @AbyssWalkerDraiden
    @AbyssWalkerDraiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6014

    “Man, I hated 2019” ....well2020 has been great

    • @swampnuts265
      @swampnuts265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      How's ur quarantine going so far?

    • @edin5317
      @edin5317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its sucking pretty bad honestly

    • @ThatsJustEric
      @ThatsJustEric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@swampnuts265 binging all his videos at 2am

    • @percyjacksonfan10
      @percyjacksonfan10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Kobe reference also hasn’t aged well

    • @edin5317
      @edin5317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ThatsJustEric same, need some of that 2000-2010ish nostalgia

  • @LiveForTheWaterGod
    @LiveForTheWaterGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4843

    I like when jakey looks like he's about to paint my house.

    • @jeidei8943
      @jeidei8943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He looks like his dream is making his own coffee and eating gravel

    • @mugismtv
      @mugismtv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I HEARD YOU PAINT HOUSES

    • @brujosx
      @brujosx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What?
      .

    • @Viiniciuz.
      @Viiniciuz. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mugismtv yes i do and i do my own carpentry

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if he will paint my house....

  • @ninjaswithgratitude5357
    @ninjaswithgratitude5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    I met my wife on runescape when I was 16. She turned out to be a 68 year old fat man, but love is blind.

    • @jackpd34
      @jackpd34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Buying gf

    • @kanaka118446
      @kanaka118446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Love is blind and so is your 68 year old boy wife

    • @Rael0505
      @Rael0505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so true

    • @jamarionhines6168
      @jamarionhines6168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG I'm so happy for you two

    • @John--Silver
      @John--Silver 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like my japanimation

  • @isthisagoodyoutubehandle
    @isthisagoodyoutubehandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    NakeyJakey is one of those people who are just so charismatic and charming that the candid moments where he's laughing are even funnier than his jokes. He's like the only TH-camr I would actually wanna hang out with. I just wanna get drunk and race go karts with him is that so wrong?

    • @johndavies2179
      @johndavies2179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nope that's not wrong 😊

    • @duderitoz6953
      @duderitoz6953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If we all had a friend like Jakey, we would all be alot happier

    • @BerticusBersht
      @BerticusBersht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one asked

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BerticusBersht I asked

    • @remingtonsloan8331
      @remingtonsloan8331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh, he was looking for a girlfriend, not a boyfriend, yuh silly goose! Eeeeewwwww!

  • @ln5321
    @ln5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    "I like to travel"
    "I like hiking"
    "I LOVE coffee/tea"
    "Adventure"
    "Live, laugh, love"

    • @legacyofvrak
      @legacyofvrak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Plus a random basic pro-abortion line among these you just said

    • @logiarhythm6285
      @logiarhythm6285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Don't forget: "I like food"

    • @gumrice9139
      @gumrice9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Npcs be like

    • @logiarhythm6285
      @logiarhythm6285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@gumrice9139 yeah, consider them NCPs - non-character persons

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      WIIIIINEEEEEE

  • @user-jq7my2vl4l
    @user-jq7my2vl4l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3529

    This guy feels like your cool cousin that takes you to see his cool friends when your were like 12 and you hung out with him

    • @bluebomber875
      @bluebomber875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That’s oddly specific but ok lol

    • @avenhob1476
      @avenhob1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Don’t question it

    • @danomak
      @danomak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      to many, he is that guy

    • @Undertak2000
      @Undertak2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that is so accurate!

    • @Skud_paimon
      @Skud_paimon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then he started talking about online dating??????????

  • @squigg7107
    @squigg7107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    I got an ad for rich women over 40 who are available in my area underneath this video. Wish me luck fellas, I’m gonna shoot my shot this time. Thanks for the encouragement, NakeyJakey.

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Did you get stabbed, robbed and sold as a slave yet?

    • @haydenroberts1028
      @haydenroberts1028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Mr_Fancypants sold in the ketemine trade, he was

    • @HaZyDaKiD
      @HaZyDaKiD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      shooters shoot

    • @Antiformed
      @Antiformed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How good are your backflips?

  • @ConnorNolanTech
    @ConnorNolanTech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Oh, that Sonichu in the opening caught me off guard. Can't even escape Chrischan in my comfort videos.

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro his hearing is next week and Im still processing it

  • @burunduk6420
    @burunduk6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    Aw, our Jakey is growing up and is starting to take notice of girls around him

    • @thesmokinogre
      @thesmokinogre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Those god damn local hot singles near him

    • @jessilopez7285
      @jessilopez7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jjjytg y

  • @Blurns
    @Blurns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    If a girl's profile said she liked going on adventures, but her profile pic showed her holding a sword in one hand & a severed goblin's head in the other, I'd be all over that.

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Noted. Lol
      I'm a girl and I'd love if a guy had that... If I was single that is lol.

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This scares me because you both have the same profile picture

    • @thejman3489
      @thejman3489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arpodyssey7913 That's what happens when you don't have a profile picture. It's the first letter of your username and a color.

  • @piratep
    @piratep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    Watching this in April 2020:
    "Man 2019 was a dogshit year"
    Oh boy.
    "I'm gonna move to New York, try to stop me."
    Oh no.
    'I've been to so many funerals."
    OH NO

    • @geovanrich4916
      @geovanrich4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jesus

    • @ML-tr1hz
      @ML-tr1hz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Shoot your shot like Kobe"

    • @charlesmcg
      @charlesmcg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quasimodo predicted all of this

    • @robertbetz2933
      @robertbetz2933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In the words of billy Mayes. BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!

    • @liambrewerpowerlifting
      @liambrewerpowerlifting 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god

  • @ElijahPickleFISH96
    @ElijahPickleFISH96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I know that 2020 happened to all of us and messed everything up, but it’s sad to hear how many plans he had for 2020, yet only ended up with 3 videos and then vanishing for months after. I hope he’s okay and his return will be swell.

    • @asylzhan_no_cap
      @asylzhan_no_cap 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeahh, we will wait for his new staff anyways

    • @lorddaniel20061
      @lorddaniel20061 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This comment aged well

  • @mechabubba
    @mechabubba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3007

    "i'm moving to new york, try and stop me, you won't"
    * global pandemic *

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      why would you even want to live there.

    • @cpetersen6454
      @cpetersen6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      he still did it too

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MortanAMrk no shit. I would never live in NYC. No fucking way.

    • @roj6895
      @roj6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean he did

    • @tazy5883
      @tazy5883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And now we got fires, and hurricanes

  • @hephthalites1829
    @hephthalites1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    Every part of the internet can be a dating opportunity if you are Indian enough.

    • @0lionheart
      @0lionheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      best comment bahahaha

    • @KnowBigDeal
      @KnowBigDeal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Vagene pics bby? 😏😏

    • @funbrand5215
      @funbrand5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      you up

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😅

    • @tobyjay5999
      @tobyjay5999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      wow yore so beutiful

  • @piratepenguin5821
    @piratepenguin5821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    You wouldn't have to deal with people like Jebeckys if you just give people like Sonichu a chance

    • @Billi_crow
      @Billi_crow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sonichu gets too much attention, the rest of us should get a chance

    • @aeon2784
      @aeon2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sonichu is really good looking man

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whatever you say Pirate Penguin

  • @Coolleenc
    @Coolleenc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    Story time. When this video was made I was freshly new at the dating app game. I spent 6 months being disappointed and grossed out by men on tinder. It had been 14 years since I last dated. It was becoming depressing and honestly down right degrading.
    I started noticing the trends. The lingo "here for good time not for a long time" kind of stuff. I found that profiles with lots of selfies had been the most off putting people.
    So I tried a new approach. Talk to the people id normally pass by. I came across a profile that had art work, someone's hand drawn sketches. I was like heck yeah, I like to draw too. Eventually a few photos in a saw a face, not a bad looking one either. Just a normal dude. He used silly pictures instead of bathroom selfies... So we matched of course, duh.
    He didn't hit on me (Jesus, you don't need to hit on people on dating apps. It's clear why you matched why state the stupid obvious?) We causally talked for a week or two about random ass shit. Meanwhile guys I thought I'd be into kept standing me up and just being creeps.
    My silly sketch dude always was consistent though. So we eventually decided to meet. He didn't drive at the time so of course I went to his house to meet him! Most people would turn there nose up at person who didn't have a car or didn't drive. Not me lol. Anyway it's 2019, we drink a few beers and watch a movie. The most my tinder match did was sit next to me on the couch. He didn't hit on me or even try anything. I was impressed. 😎 The night went on and it got late. I hugged him goodbye and drove home. Again nothing heart stoppingly amazing but also nothing scary. 🤷
    We talked for another week or so before we meet up again 2019 was coming to an end in a month or so at the time. We both continued to use tinder on the side with no luck. We just both seemed to be into one another. On our second date the sparks flew and we both admitted to ourselves that we found the one. Somewhere right before 2019 ended we became exclusivel and joined forces.
    We found love and we both agreed tinder sucked and we couldn't believe some how we found each other in a sea of crap. Lol. We didn't know we had a freaking pandemic ahead of us to survive. Times seemed so hopeful ❤️
    Anyway it's now about to be 2024 and we live together now and have a bunch of milestones under our bealts.
    I guess my take away is, when I decided to just give up on expectations and traits I thought I wanted is when I found someone worth talking to. It's okay to be yourself on these apps and it's okay to just bomb conversation and be weird because eventually you will find someone who finds that shit charming.

    • @vcdgamer
      @vcdgamer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That's a lovely story. Congratulations on finally meeting The One.🥺

    • @marym1lky
      @marym1lky 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This is so sweet thank you so much for sharing :-)

    • @ravenkarlin
      @ravenkarlin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Congratulations to you both! I’m trying to get back into the dating scene and have been a little freaked out to make a profile because of the disappointment I’ve had in the past. This story gave me some extra confidence though and a brighter perspective, thank you for that!

    • @night1hal1
      @night1hal1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      So what you're saying is you lowered your visual standards and accepted a guy who wasn't a 9/10 chad, but would actually care about you and didn't treat you like a piece of meat? Is this really that much of a common mental roadblock for women?
      Also, if you two hit it off after the first IRL date, why in the world would you both continue to use the dating app that brought you together? The whole point is that you met, and liked each other. Just go on the next date. Is this that FOMO thing brought up in the video? Seriously, I don't get this whole "let's wait before exclusive" thing. If you found a date, and you're both into each other, boom, done. I'm not saying completely uninstall the app, but follow the pleasant road you're on before doing a burnout 180, and driving off several more cliffs.
      No? Am I the crazy one here? AM I CRAZY? YOU LEGALLY HAVE TO TELL ME IF I'M CRAZY THAT'S THE LAW.

    • @Coolleenc
      @Coolleenc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@night1hal1 I didnt drop my standards of find him less attractive that other men, he just wasn't I set out looking for. It's been 4 years now and I still think he's the most handsome man I have ever seen or will see.
      He just wasn't what I thought I'd want back then. To be honest I was looking for someone who was bearded, heavily tattooed and so on. It's what I was used to. So guys who didn't meet that fit would sometimes just not stand out to me. 🤷
      Also I left this part out cause most people don't want A,hear it or B, understand it. But I was polygamous at the time and married. It was very clear in my profile as well. No hiding it. I kept the app because I can, and my then tinder match now boyfriend kept it because he could. No pressure to be exclusive. I wasn't so I didn't expect him to be. And he kept his option open because he could. Also I'm sure he wanted to eventually find someone who was more his style. Exclusive and not married lol.
      Anyway I found a long the way I didn't truly want polyamory. I just wanted to know what it was like to be loved by someone else or what it felt like finding love as an adult woman. (I was 17 when I met my then husband) and I eventually figured out I just wasn't exactly happy and I don't think my ex husband truly either. It's been 4 and a half years since I met my now partner on tinder and I wouldn't change a thing.

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    Why is milk teaching me about online dating?

    • @superduperjoi6800
      @superduperjoi6800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bitch imma cow

    • @superduperjoi6800
      @superduperjoi6800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its scary crazy not good for conservative paranoid family to have a guy fly from Germany to the us to meet you in your dorm for the 1st time

    • @zayster8899
      @zayster8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ngl he lookin kinda milky doe

  • @FoxGoalie
    @FoxGoalie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    If that Raid-Joke actually turned into an actual commercial, i would not even have been mad.

    • @phillipk.dennison9131
      @phillipk.dennison9131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think it would’ve been even funnier if did the whole sponsor and then cut back to the topic completely off track like “Now what was I talking about?”

    • @TestarossaF110
      @TestarossaF110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5:50 for the people who want to see that again :P (a lil bit earlier for the context)

    • @louiev.3367
      @louiev.3367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly would been so pissed and smashed my phone

    • @AlexPotvin
      @AlexPotvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was gold.

    • @josephThaPimp
      @josephThaPimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, I want Jake to profit

  • @RickJaeger
    @RickJaeger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    as a not particularly attractive dude, I changed my setting from "straight" to "bisexual" out of curiosity and I turned it off in a couple days because I received more attention/matches from men in that period than I'd received from women in the entire year prior. Respect the hustle I guess, but my God.

    • @ImpalaSSRulz21
      @ImpalaSSRulz21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @dr103 woman are just really picky

    • @ethandemille2585
      @ethandemille2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ImpalaSSRulz21 perhaps but also there are far less gay people than straight people

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I'm sure there are good reasons, I don't have anything against them for it. It was just a bit of a paradigm shift.

    • @TVegaC
      @TVegaC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      yup, I'm bi and daaaamn the struggle to get a girl is REAL. They are so hard to keep a conversation. Most dudes actually try! Even ones that are way up my level.

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Thunder Life Yeah.

  • @SillyGirlKisser74
    @SillyGirlKisser74 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    POOR DUDE WAS SO HAPPY 2020 WAS STARTING HE HAD NO IDEA

  • @ablationer
    @ablationer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    You forgot the biggest con of online dating: Interacting with people.

    • @luthor24127
      @luthor24127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh yeah babe you are so cool and introverted and not like other girls.

    • @BlaZay
      @BlaZay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This post was made by the antisocial gang

    • @Roxasedge
      @Roxasedge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have never ever seen that happen on online dating, so we'll count that as a pro.

    • @ChickenRieder
      @ChickenRieder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally. I actually liked it at the start, but had to quit it just because of all the people wanting to talk.

  • @718NecroLeX
    @718NecroLeX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2634

    Jakey dressing up as Billie Eilish for Christmas

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The bad part is he looks better than Billie

    • @who2495
      @who2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@The101Point1 I don't see where the bad thing about this is

    • @jillweff
      @jillweff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kingkobra *good

    • @marvinivancarbajal
      @marvinivancarbajal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NecroLeX718 th-cam.com/video/nP7346EtlWU/w-d-xo.html

    • @myrongainz9765
      @myrongainz9765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯💯

  • @kugelblitz3154
    @kugelblitz3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    "This year that is about, thank God, to end."
    No please I'd like to go back.

    • @oakoe188
      @oakoe188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ready Up 2019: upgrade 2020: *go back*

    • @97Multiphantom
      @97Multiphantom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can’t even remember what happened last year

    • @RockSolitude
      @RockSolitude 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this actually hurts

  • @gunnargrubbs3123
    @gunnargrubbs3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Cool listening to the Outro after he sampled it on Survival Horror. Also the foreshadowing with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in this video is crazy.

    • @terenceokane
      @terenceokane 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listening to the track it hit me that I def watched this video when it came out. What a wild few years.

    • @gunnargrubbs3123
      @gunnargrubbs3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terenceokane Truly!

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4326

    I couldn't stop laughing at the "going on adventures" part. My best friend, I love her, but man ... she's one of those profile girls. She always says, "I really like going on adventures."
    And I've literally told her, "Guys have no idea what you're talking about when you say that. What do you mean by 'adventures'?"
    She said, "You know. Going to festivals, trying new restaurants, checking out art museums and stores we don't usually shop at, maybe going to the theme park every once in a while, a movie drive-in, a campsite, a club--"
    "Out. You like going out."

    • @lemonbread8019
      @lemonbread8019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

      You want a real adventure? How about an adventure to my basement dungeon where I'm definitely not going to tie you up and keep you captive for the next 5 years until the police raid my house on suspect of methamphetamine production.

    • @vivvy_0
      @vivvy_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@lemonbread8019 :(

    • @almightyrasen
      @almightyrasen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lemon Bread 👀 pause

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@lemonbread8019 Ok Heisenberg

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lemonbread8019 Let's compare "adventurers".

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3502

    A video shouldn’t feel *this dated* after only 6 months.
    Kobe’s dead, 2019 was way better than 2020, going on a date, bars, work, or school in person.

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Yep, it's quite unfortunate...
      Someone please react to this so I can show someone this comment tomorrow.

    • @corbcorb4835
      @corbcorb4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@stevenbobbybills how bout today bro

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@corbcorb4835 that works, thanks chief. Thanks for reminding me.

    • @corbcorb4835
      @corbcorb4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@stevenbobbybills of course bro

    • @AnakinS86
      @AnakinS86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stevenbobbybills gotcha broman

  • @oceangotvald5310
    @oceangotvald5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3527

    every time he makes a video i feel just a little bit better

    • @jondiddle
      @jondiddle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yea dude. Every time I even see a post from jakey I crack a smile.

    • @bentoningram3523
      @bentoningram3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He is literally a gift from God sent straight from heaven in dweebus form

    • @jondiddle
      @jondiddle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bentoningram3523 nah man, jakey ain't no dweebus. Straight up angelic.

    • @Courtneycakes90
      @Courtneycakes90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DRAG QUEEN EATS
      WATCH NOW !
      th-cam.com/video/wnxugMNEbR4/w-d-xo.html

    • @salierisneighbor9736
      @salierisneighbor9736 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strawberry Corncakes That's great and all but could you isn't

  • @fearless_cloud
    @fearless_cloud 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    For anyone wondering, the song in the outro is Starship Mario from Mario Galaxy 2!! Just took ages trying to find it lol

    • @lukelaws3545
      @lukelaws3545 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Genuinely, thank you🙏🏾

  • @bortnessundine2397
    @bortnessundine2397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    This is 100% true about "traveling" and "adventures". I've been using dating apps for a month and if I drank every time someone said that they love to travel, i'd be dead now

    • @taylorhopkins2588
      @taylorhopkins2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bortness Undine th-cam.com/video/IUPmVo-YGyE/w-d-xo.html

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That little text box is always bs anyway but at least some are a bit more creative than all these adventurers

    • @n333k333
      @n333k333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's until they take an arrow to the knee

    • @improvwithlions4173
      @improvwithlions4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @lemon diesel yo...where the craft brews at...what's with all this light shite

    • @rgstever
      @rgstever 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did just that, I ended up getting a liver transplant instead of sweet death.

  • @LinkleMcA
    @LinkleMcA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I absolutely love the "Barely conscious but completely aware" kind of personality Jakey does in these videos. It sounds like the rambles that come from a friend who knows exactly what he wants to say, but it sounds like a ramble. It's so amusing and entertaining.

    • @MrZestyOnion
      @MrZestyOnion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      big sleepover with friends vibe

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could also refer to it as “Drunk”

  • @daybidbanderbecht5299
    @daybidbanderbecht5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Pretty sure "I love adventures" is code for "I like expensive vacations"

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No it's
      Buy me a 2 week all inclusive holiday in the Bahamas

    • @laczodani
      @laczodani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      or "I like to get fucked hard"

    • @beaugantz4888
      @beaugantz4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think it's " I don't have anything interesting to put here"

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@beaugantz4888 I like spending money and buying temporal happiness, preferably with someone else's money

    • @rachelromero6832
      @rachelromero6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@HUNKragor i hope all you guys in this comment thread are aware that so many guys have this shit in their bios too. Its annoyed me for years now. Same with he office.

  • @Caleb72301
    @Caleb72301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s crazy coming back to this video after listening to romcom and seeing all the influences he had at the time, the album was absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @rowanwoods6089
    @rowanwoods6089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    Backflip gang

    • @justderp5713
      @justderp5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Incorrect

    • @xenon805.
      @xenon805. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jackson Starnes kinda racist

    • @Majesticbudderbro
      @Majesticbudderbro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jackson Starns has a good point. I can only do front flips, so why not make an app for that? :(

    • @EnergyCourtier
      @EnergyCourtier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I will win Jebecky's heart. No matter the cost.

    • @TheActiveAssault
      @TheActiveAssault 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope

  • @TheLynnn
    @TheLynnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    Is anyone gunna tell Jakey he looks like he got the fire flower upgrade?

  • @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286
    @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    remember when this channel was about the scholastic book fair and the host wasn’t jesus christ

    • @benzed37
      @benzed37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I don't recall the last part

    • @StripedGoose
      @StripedGoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      tbh I don't recall the first one either

    • @Minnevan
      @Minnevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He made one video about scholastic book fair so no, not really.

    • @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286
      @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quinn Minnehan it’s a joke u clown

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 a shit one

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2815

    Please get a green exercise ball so you'll float.

    • @DJGreenscreen
      @DJGreenscreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Brilliant idea haha

    • @somatoth1048
      @somatoth1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You fucking clown

    • @uglybutton6099
      @uglybutton6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      See this on every single one of his videos lol, wonder if he'll ever do it

    • @imfobk
      @imfobk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @StreetCornersHD
      @StreetCornersHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's nigahigas shtick bub

  • @uniqueweeks8969
    @uniqueweeks8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    “Pull out the blickey” I’m never getting over that😂

    • @samuelbadger4371
      @samuelbadger4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omegle

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly, I watch this video, just for that part, pretty much daily now.

    • @Lauren_Orr
      @Lauren_Orr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly it’s my favorite part

  • @Nicktechnoo
    @Nicktechnoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I met my girlfriend through Twitch a year ago after randomly going through small channels on old games I used to play and I found her channel. After a month of watching her streams and being a member of her community I decided to reach out (but not in a gross thirsty way of course) into her DMs through Instagram and we ended up talking everyday for months. I lived in Minnesota and found out she lived in Virginia. After 5 months of talking via text and video chats, I decided to buy a plain ticket to finally meet her. I flew out to stay with her and her family and from first sight I knew I found the one. I stayed for a week but it felt like only 10 minutes and before I left, we already planned for when she would come visit me and two months later she was flying in to stay with me in my small apartment for a week. She ended up loving it so much that she decided she wanted to move in with me. Two months go by and I fly back to Virginia, pack up all her stuff in her car, and we drove 20 hours back to Minnesota in order to move her in. It's been 5 months since then and I'm currently back in Virginia with her and her family for Christmas and we could never be happier. I'm not saying that online dating will work for everyone, and long distance relationships suck major dick. But sometimes it works out and you may just find the love of your life. Happy holidays to all and I hope your 2020 is much better jakey. Love you man

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      incredably wholesome

    • @Nicktechnoo
      @Nicktechnoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gabbo7101 ❤

    • @demiank
      @demiank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      stuff like this gives me hope for ldr's cause it doesn't matter where you live or what gender you are, love is between people and people and mediums like these help us shorten the distance :>
      glad to see that it could work for some people

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic

    • @disquiet-mind
      @disquiet-mind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was cheated on by my long distance ex-gf of two years recently. It warms my heart to see that it worked out for somebody. Best wishes to you two. Have a happy holidays :)

  • @keith7261
    @keith7261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love this vid so much. Jakey just seems to be having a ton of fun making it, and its great as a viewer to be able to laugh with someone, especially now. I come back to this vid and the illegally downloading music video like its a monthly ritual.

  • @OMGmyFACE
    @OMGmyFACE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    I met two people on OKCupid. One wasn't into men, just any person wearing leather and we didn't date, she just offered a couch for me to crash on, which is nice but weird. The other one left me in the middle of the date when she saw I had cuter friends. Online dating is rad!

    • @sladikk
      @sladikk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I met my first gf (I'm her first bf too) a year ago on OKCupid and we just celebrated our anniversary so it ain't all bad

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean that first experience actually sounds kinda cool, and that second one can totally happen offline. So not too bad.

    • @NatePropst
      @NatePropst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Have you tried having uglier friends? Problem solved!

    • @ethank.6602
      @ethank.6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sladikk you guys are into freaky shit dont lie.

    • @ifrit35
      @ifrit35 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds about right!

  • @Gamakatana
    @Gamakatana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Be honest, you only made this video to showcase Meg Ryan's pants.

  • @slippinndippin1421
    @slippinndippin1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "40% of American couples now meet online, in Raid Shadow Legends"
    I for real thought that was a sponsorship. I've seen these ads too many times

  • @Hppjohg
    @Hppjohg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My tips after finding my husband on tinder:
    Make your profile stuff youd be interested in talking about.
    Try not to end messages in a statement, ask about them so they have an easy response.
    Marry the first guy that doesn't just message "hey what's up?".

  • @NonisLuck
    @NonisLuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    This seems like Jakey's desperately trying to find love and disguising it as a comedy video in case it fails. You will reach that backflip height, I believe in you!

  • @WalYT
    @WalYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    If this is a video judging me and my hot and sexy and real Discord e-girl, I think we might have a problem here Mr. Jakey. You can't judge what we have. You're jealous , she types so beautifully and so sexily, and I like the way we are totally yes TOTALLY 100% in love even though we are so far away from each other. What we have is unique, you just don't understand.
    I'm sure this online relationship that started 3 days ago will last forever.

    • @reapthewhirlwind6915
      @reapthewhirlwind6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * Pulls out a chocolate bar and beckons you over, with a shitty grin on his pen is *

    • @tonyrodriguez9272
      @tonyrodriguez9272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This made me laugh haha.

    • @reapthewhirlwind6915
      @reapthewhirlwind6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a fetus lets rp

    • @TheHardWay71
      @TheHardWay71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "you wouldn't understand, she goes to a different discord server"

  • @antMANscochiey
    @antMANscochiey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2179

    Jakey out here lookin like a Clockwork Orange droog.

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Swiping right looking for a bit of the ol' in out, in out.

    • @rylee1686
      @rylee1686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      out here lookin like post malone

    • @OK-up2gn
      @OK-up2gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A bit of the old ultra violence

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He looks like a human smurf
      With that outfit on

    • @reidye
      @reidye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy dirty old drunky howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts;I could never stand to see anyone like that. whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.

  • @Go_away_loser
    @Go_away_loser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm not even kidding, my first date with my wife (when we were dating) was at Arby's haha.
    The beef n cheddar really sealed the deal man.

  • @PINKP0
    @PINKP0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3079

    GET A GREEN BALL SO YOU DONT SIT ON ANYTHING PLS

    • @itugamer5257
      @itugamer5257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      YES!

    • @tyjuarez
      @tyjuarez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      There is so much light spill on that ball getting keyed out, it's almost distracting

    • @Romeokilo420
      @Romeokilo420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      KemonoGalleria thanks now that’s all I can see

    • @ddaeguqt
      @ddaeguqt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And make him completely dress in green so you can only see his head

    • @NaruTheBlackSwan
      @NaruTheBlackSwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@ddaeguqt With a green ski mask so you can only see his eyes.

  • @lukestrevell6499
    @lukestrevell6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    “I’m decently attractive, I’m not racist.”

    • @Zayindjejfj
      @Zayindjejfj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "I too, desire to not die via consumption of Arby's."

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like something a racist would say

    • @Kizz_97s
      @Kizz_97s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke Strevell “I like black guys sorry I had a enough of Vanilla”

  • @SwagJesus69420
    @SwagJesus69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    Dude the NFL fumble cut actually made me spit my food out holy shit that was hilarious.

    • @NG-NeutralGood
      @NG-NeutralGood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The play is also in itself hilarious. It’s called the butt fumble.

  • @alexpeterjoy
    @alexpeterjoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    14:48 never heard anything sadder than a man thinking 2020 would be better than 2019. poor innocent jakey.

    • @quofflerobble2048
      @quofflerobble2048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quit talking about 2020 and just was the video, *_PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEE_*

    • @ThePsytripper
      @ThePsytripper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@quofflerobble2048 OMG Dude what is wrong with you xD I just started to open every comment with replies, just to see you there again with the same copy paste reply xD So much effort xD

    • @Arkain89
      @Arkain89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThePsytripper you put 3 "xd" in like a 150 characters comment

    • @ThePsytripper
      @ThePsytripper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Arkain89 well sir, I will let you know its xD NOT xd I would end this comment with a xD Butt I know it weird's you out if I use xD to much

  • @jacobperez7329
    @jacobperez7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    Marshmellow man speaks the truth

  • @kudostymgs8780
    @kudostymgs8780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    I think Jake has the world record for sitting on an exercise ball the most.

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ( )( )
      ( )( )
      ( )( )
      *ABZ FOR DAYS*
      That can't hurt the ol' dating profile.

  • @MisfitOutfit
    @MisfitOutfit ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Listening to Romcom in '22 and hearing this sampled on the record. Priceless man is an absolute genius.

  • @dinoblast99
    @dinoblast99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    If she likes adventures she probably just wants to play D&D...

    • @drowned309
      @drowned309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My character is named Chazley Wench-Slayer, he has 3 intelligence and 20 charisma.

    • @sokushi2482
      @sokushi2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      as in Diner and DI-ablo 3 of course

    • @branillo
      @branillo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yah, you wish “dinoblast99” 😤

    • @caseyhullfish1345
      @caseyhullfish1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that explains why they've always ended up just being a polymorphed dragon....

    • @pizzawithnofriends8970
      @pizzawithnofriends8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, you're not wrong

  • @sonofstagg5897
    @sonofstagg5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    Jakey in 2019:
    -says 2019 is shit
    -mentions Kobe Bryant
    -talks about isolation
    2020 took notes from this video and is making 2020 worse because of it. NakeyJakey ruined 2020 change my mind

  • @dankduck
    @dankduck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    >see Kobe Bryant
    "Ooooo, that's not going to age well."

    • @skrtreynolds
      @skrtreynolds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Dankduck honestly a testament to how insane it is that he’s just... gone. kobe still gets mentioned a lot even before he died and now he’s just...... DEAD??

    • @alijahb1962
      @alijahb1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skrtreynolds yes

    • @nickywags0712
      @nickywags0712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Naw man he was talking about Kobe Brian, totally different

    • @Someoneabdulaziz
      @Someoneabdulaziz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Who cares he's black

    • @matthewmorrison3745
      @matthewmorrison3745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@Someoneabdulaziz So edgy.

  • @LRBowas
    @LRBowas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey Jakey I'm going through a rough time in my life reflecting on my poor life decisions, but I just so happened to stumble upon some of your videos and rewatched them, and they made me feel better. So thanks I guess.

  • @_0______00__________0_______0
    @_0______00__________0_______0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Why does every girl in L.A. love hiking THE HIKING ISN'T EVEN GOOD HERE IT'S JUST DEAD GRASS AND FIRES

    • @chrisfuselier8869
      @chrisfuselier8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro you’re just not going on the right hikes, the PCT is literally all through California

  • @chito651
    @chito651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    The office isn’t a personality, there I said it

    • @Drew57720
      @Drew57720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jose Perez HOW DARE YOU! 😂🥺

    • @genofooter9862
      @genofooter9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ...but...but Big Tuna... And... How the turn tables... No...

    • @deamonxslayer
      @deamonxslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You brave soul

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As someone who has never watched it, I'm kinda wanting to just to see if I finally get a personality lol

    • @chito651
      @chito651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      TheEtherny it’s a good show but like people really over hype it for what it really is, I think parks and recreation is better

  • @stepkickking9868
    @stepkickking9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    Jakey: *being positive about 2020*
    2020: *I’ma stop you right there, chief*

    • @RealCaptainPingu
      @RealCaptainPingu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please stop the unoriginal comments, go back to complaining on twitter about pineapple pizza.

    • @quofflerobble2048
      @quofflerobble2048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quit whining about 2020 and just comment about the main focus of the video, *_PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEE_*

    • @YuriyNasretdinov
      @YuriyNasretdinov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *positive* ??? TRIGGERED

  • @antoniodasilvarego626
    @antoniodasilvarego626 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's hilarious that just a couple months after publishing this video, a once in a century pandemic hit and all this discourse about 2019 being bad and depressing became laughable :D great video though, as always

  • @TKinfinity01
    @TKinfinity01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Don’t forget matching with someone only to have them Ghost you.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn it's really that bad ?

    • @mcxim2426
      @mcxim2426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Laugh at my misery. I've downloaded Hinge, Bumble, and Tinder and received 0 dates or connections. Those that I do match with message for a day or two and then get bored. Online dating sucks, love isn't real and I wanna die.

    • @mcxim2426
      @mcxim2426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And yes I know it's probably because I'm hideous and not fun to talk to but you'd think there's one person out there on some app. But nah.

    • @TKinfinity01
      @TKinfinity01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mcxim2426
      I'm on the same boat. With the very same apps funny enough. I'll probably be alone forever too. :(

    • @koedifortin9961
      @koedifortin9961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Harrison Zimmerman yep, online dating isn’t really for average people and it takes awhile to learn that. There’s small success here and there if you really try for months but I find that it’s more headache than it’s worth

  • @Lonestarz95
    @Lonestarz95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Jakey has better taste in fashion than most fashion companies

    • @twaindriver
      @twaindriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With only 10% of the Child labor!

    • @njk9091
      @njk9091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      jakey out here dressin like one of the hardest spermcells in the sack 👌

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    The best parts of the year is when Jakey crawls out of his hole, picks up his yoga ball, and gives us some useful advice

    • @mrdoctortonberry
      @mrdoctortonberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I really need to learn how to do a backflip. Ladies love backflips

    • @karu6111
      @karu6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when jakey said 2019 fuckin sucked, I genuinely felt that.

    • @gamesbythomas
      @gamesbythomas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn bro he be spittin facks

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrdoctortonberry we do....

  • @scooterwearssocks
    @scooterwearssocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I hope you got the sample clearance for this

  • @glitchysquid1137
    @glitchysquid1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Every girl on a dating site:
    "I just love adventures, hiking, reading books and my animals! I'm kinda shy at first, but I become more confident once I get to know you. I like to binge watch The Office and Friends on Netflix on my days off at the office/hospital. Don't be afraid to message me bc I can't see my likes lol!"

    • @wompwomp1658
      @wompwomp1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh yeah and "let me hit your juul"

    • @lizzyc2549
      @lizzyc2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This doesn't change if you are gay either

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      adventures

    • @mantha6912
      @mantha6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You forgot to add stuff like: "PROUD DOG MOM", "Here for a good time not a long time haha", "Add me on my instasnapchatgram @massivethot9000", "Aspiring trophy wife", and most important of all, at least 5 emotes per sentence...not even necessarily different emotes.

    • @davidkonevky7372
      @davidkonevky7372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel offended and I don't even relate to neither of these things lmao

  • @bradenoickle
    @bradenoickle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    I just learned how to do backflips and I literally cannot stop having sex
    Thanks Jakey!

    • @derpedfox
      @derpedfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Instruction unclear,
      Did a frontflip instead

    • @Tatsujen
      @Tatsujen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@derpedfox oh no
      you've been unbirthed :(

    • @derpedfox
      @derpedfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Tatsujen *OH SHI-*
      _this user doesn't exist_

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So like, instead of thrusting... You do a backflip?

    • @shubhsethi2ndchannel88
      @shubhsethi2ndchannel88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude there is a guy I'm scared of
      👉 #caslutnerd

  • @ekaj_
    @ekaj_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I cannot do a backflip. This is why I’m single. This is why I will never get a girlfriend.

  • @h2obrigade42
    @h2obrigade42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I have come back to this video to say that after asking out a girl I met on the internet and then immediately getting shit on with the pandemic and not being able to meet irl for 2 years bc of it, we finally met and she stayed with me for 2 weeks and it was incredible.
    Online dating do work fellas.

    • @dusanradojkovic8190
      @dusanradojkovic8190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sounds like the most fortunately lucky thing. I'm kind of amazed you two literally stayed away from each other for two years, just to then come back. Besides all the ways that online dating is shit, that this video didn't even mention, I don't think what happened to you is very common.
      It's good that it worked out for you, but it is survivor bias to say that online dating "works" because of it.

  • @DepressedDiego
    @DepressedDiego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "In reality you have no idea if you actually like them until you are physically in the IRL." To build on this I'd like to share. I had an online relationship for six years, it took us living together for two years us to break up. It should have been a single year if I am being honest, but I was head over heels. Now there's an engagement ring probably in a pawn shop somewhere, dunno, had her take it. One of the last things she said to me was: "I liked our relationship when I could turn it off." Did we have fun? Yeah. Would I change anything? Nah, I learned and grew a lot. Online dating is a powerful and great thing, just be careful if you can't actually be around the person irl. Thanks for stopping by.

    • @wimschmied3800
      @wimschmied3800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Saddest thing I've fuckin read this month. Eight years and it didn't work out.

    • @DepressedDiego
      @DepressedDiego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@wimschmied3800 You live and you learn. I'm just glad it ended by the time I was 22 and not 52, or that we were just engaged, couldn't imagine going through a whole divorce.

    • @PJ-hi1gz
      @PJ-hi1gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good advice

    • @TheLazerSword
      @TheLazerSword 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DepressedDiego Damn, and people think I am an old coot to date my gf offline. You said the truth man, I hope that more people realize this

    • @Ramdapanda
      @Ramdapanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@wimschmied3800 just jumping in to share the fact that just because a relationship doesn't last until one or both partners are dead doesn't mean it "didn't work out" or that it failed/was bad/etc. As long as you get out on the other end in better shape than when you went in, it was a successful relationship.

  • @cian2589
    @cian2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My parents met online about 20 years ago. They met from posting on forums/in mutual friend groups despite living in different countries across the Atlantic ocean. It's so wild to think that they met in a time before some of these options/without some of these options.

    • @taylorhopkins2588
      @taylorhopkins2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cian th-cam.com/video/IUPmVo-YGyE/w-d-xo.html

    • @cian2589
      @cian2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taylorhopkins2588 You can think so if you'd like lol, I have postcards from when they first started writing letters to eachother afterwards. I even got the time wrong looking back, cause they got married 29 years ago. They met more like 25-28 years ago because they knew eachother before my older brother was born.

  • @wowhowbizarre8176
    @wowhowbizarre8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I hate when these girls say they love adventures but I can’t rely on them to get a single headshot on these shoreline guys when I’m hunting for Henry Avery’s treasure, so annoying 🙄

  • @scottycoops
    @scottycoops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Every time I watch your videos I end up in a laughing / coughing fit and my girlfriend always comes in and checks on me

  • @Dillsion1ALT
    @Dillsion1ALT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "2019 this shitty year that thank god is about to end"
    Time traveler: "oh just wait buckeroo"

  • @thefowles1
    @thefowles1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    a new Jakey, and it's high up on trending? couldn't ask for a better Christmas gift
    edit: thanks for the love, Jakey boy. thanks for the joy and laughter you bring to the world

    • @timothyduffel7123
      @timothyduffel7123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How I ended up hear to find some thing that porn sights has got nothing to offer for me

  • @Hope-ws9nn
    @Hope-ws9nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    i met my ex-boyfriend thanks to this video. he showed me this and said, this video was the reason why he stated using dating apps. we met in December 2020 and broke up April 2021, still thankful, i dont have any regrets.

    • @inaciobits682
      @inaciobits682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Even with the stupid amount of jinx in this video at least it did something good

    • @12308ac
      @12308ac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      So uh, you snigle?

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thanks for sharing?

    • @itszaque
      @itszaque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So what you’re saying is there’s hope…
      Sorry, I’ll see myself out

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@itszaque the single and lonely gang doesn't want you for that pun

  • @Rugged_Gentleman
    @Rugged_Gentleman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This man’s videos legit bring me joy.

  • @TheRiuchando
    @TheRiuchando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Time to make a dating profile that is a Raids shadow legends meme, something like:
    The thing I’m most passionate about:
    Taking care of others, helping people, and making people smile. Yes, I know that sounds cheesy but I try really hard to brighten the day of everyone I meet, even if it’s just by asking a cashier how they are or holding the door open for someone. I try to always think about that quote by the Dalai Lama: ‘Raids shadow legends offers one of the most unified game experiences in the collection RPG genre. Each of the 300 collectible characters features unique motion-capture animations produced exclusively in Plarium’s in-house studio to create distinctive character traits and personas.’

    • @hermanenzo
      @hermanenzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sneaky af :D :D

    • @literallybrady5133
      @literallybrady5133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you forgot backflips

    • @haidora9321
      @haidora9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MyNameIsn'tBrady exactly.... don’t forget the backflips!

    • @matteosimona9192
      @matteosimona9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can’t believe how many TH-cam RaidShadowlegendes sponsored!

    • @redhammer92
      @redhammer92 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like their marketing is working!

  • @blimblam2172
    @blimblam2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I once told a customer I liked adventures and he said “I’m married” and walked away from me so take that

    • @blimblam2172
      @blimblam2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hitjack64 He doesn’t know what he’s missing 😭

    • @asiftalpur3758
      @asiftalpur3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@blimblam2172 I'm a pro Olympic ass eater btw

    • @blimblam2172
      @blimblam2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Asif Talpur I prefer winter sports 😬

    • @badrluai
      @badrluai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that the other guy replied, I feel weird for leaving that reply, like I started a chain of creepy replies on this poor girls comment 😂 I'm deleting it to end what I started 🤣

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did the deleted comments say????!!!

  • @moistman3110
    @moistman3110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Well Jakey, you lied: I perfected my backflips, and no one loves me yet.

    • @skoogadoo
      @skoogadoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Try Arby's???

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Never say your perfected something. There's always a bigger backflip you could do.

    • @jded_404
      @jded_404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hayk3000 Yeah! like off *The Top Of The Empire State Building*

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love you. Not in that way, but I can definitely respect somebody dedicated to their craft.

  • @andrewkent6402
    @andrewkent6402 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "2019 Sucks"
    2020: Hold my Corona
    2021: Hold my January 6th
    2022: Hold my gas
    2023: Hold my eggs

  • @abdullahfaheem4369
    @abdullahfaheem4369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    I'm so glad jake is trying to bring awareness to real issues, more people definitely need to play max payne 3

    • @ramito3337
      @ramito3337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Abdullah Faheem severely hated on and underrated, one of my faves of all time, ran through that game so many times

    • @unlike_mars6392
      @unlike_mars6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @h.brickers1169
      @h.brickers1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abdullah Faheem Ik, definitely under appreciated

    • @TheBoostedDoge
      @TheBoostedDoge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hadn't played it until earlier this year, those were the best 10 hours I've spent in a while.
      Edit: Grammar

  • @RDOOP96
    @RDOOP96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    People who say they like the office and going on adventures just never customized their character

  • @kilj0n
    @kilj0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    The white on white on white looks super fly

    • @superduperjoi6800
      @superduperjoi6800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Racist lol jk

    • @sicem
      @sicem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Racist lol jk

    • @jacoballen5773
      @jacoballen5773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This ain’t twitter, stop pls

    • @roreah
      @roreah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For a white guy

    • @uno9331
      @uno9331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really does I might get an all white outfit and jacket if it finally snows so far we got like nothing here though

  • @Jacox98
    @Jacox98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how two of the songs off ROMCOM reference/sample this video

  • @iamhannahjasmine
    @iamhannahjasmine ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This should be your most viewed video honestly. You are quite good at explaining things at the level of people’s understanding and you’re famous for that but this is even better. I love your energy here. You should be more famous for this kind of energy because people should like you and sub to you for you shining like this. Don’t tell yourself that you’re obnoxious because you’re not. Don’t stop when you’re fire