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Talking about the wonderful experience that is online dating.
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What a Quentin Tarantino thing to say Jakey
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Beard pics 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🙃😳😳😳
Jakey really came out dressed as the white crayon
fullmetalcris I think the cultured call it “drip”
@@Benass69 which culture lmfao
@@Benass69 "cultured" is being very generous lol
you dressed as yourself but even uglier so what were you aiming for
hella fire tho
NakeyJakey? More like JakeyTakey me to Arby's
thank you big fish theory
Thank you big fish theory
Thank you Big Fish Theory
Thank you Karl
Thank you father
Jakey: "I'm moving to New York in 2020, try and stop me."
2020: "K"
👍
@@tolvi2322 👍
It couldn't stop him.
HE HEARTED ME.
does this mean he is coming back?
@@derekhofstetler3998 yes, uploaded new vid
Jakey: 2019 was terrible
2020: *does a higher backflip*
2021: delta variants, more deaths
2022: Hold my warcrime and nuclear threats : P
@@utkarshraj16422024: convicted felon is winning presidential race
At some point Jake’s videos are just gonna be 15 minutes of him trying to tell you a joke while laughing
Lol the laughing was distracting, couldn't get through the video the first time I watched it, but glad I tried again!
@@aamirhus23 I'm sorry how is laughing distracting?
@@suiren5272 Imagine someone trying to tell you a joke but they keep laughing every 3-4 seconds? The joke doesn't land as hard or maybe you see it coming. It just wasn't the same for me as his other videos. Love Jakey boy though.
I'd watch that
You gotta probelm bro? Come thru. :)
If there's one thing to take away from this video, it's that not enough people played Max Payne 3.
It is a really good game.
God that game is so fun.
"You might not like it, but he spittin' straight facts"
Agreed, the shooting is way better than the gta games
Underrated comment, but it's also only 24 minutes old so I'll give it time. See you at the top~
That “bumble, fumble, turn over” transition has me dying 😂😂
Story time. When this video was made I was freshly new at the dating app game. I spent 6 months being disappointed and grossed out by men on tinder. It had been 14 years since I last dated. It was becoming depressing and honestly down right degrading.
I started noticing the trends. The lingo "here for good time not for a long time" kind of stuff. I found that profiles with lots of selfies had been the most off putting people.
So I tried a new approach. Talk to the people id normally pass by. I came across a profile that had art work, someone's hand drawn sketches. I was like heck yeah, I like to draw too. Eventually a few photos in a saw a face, not a bad looking one either. Just a normal dude. He used silly pictures instead of bathroom selfies... So we matched of course, duh.
He didn't hit on me (Jesus, you don't need to hit on people on dating apps. It's clear why you matched why state the stupid obvious?) We causally talked for a week or two about random ass shit. Meanwhile guys I thought I'd be into kept standing me up and just being creeps.
My silly sketch dude always was consistent though. So we eventually decided to meet. He didn't drive at the time so of course I went to his house to meet him! Most people would turn there nose up at person who didn't have a car or didn't drive. Not me lol. Anyway it's 2019, we drink a few beers and watch a movie. The most my tinder match did was sit next to me on the couch. He didn't hit on me or even try anything. I was impressed. 😎 The night went on and it got late. I hugged him goodbye and drove home. Again nothing heart stoppingly amazing but also nothing scary. 🤷
We talked for another week or so before we meet up again 2019 was coming to an end in a month or so at the time. We both continued to use tinder on the side with no luck. We just both seemed to be into one another. On our second date the sparks flew and we both admitted to ourselves that we found the one. Somewhere right before 2019 ended we became exclusivel and joined forces.
We found love and we both agreed tinder sucked and we couldn't believe some how we found each other in a sea of crap. Lol. We didn't know we had a freaking pandemic ahead of us to survive. Times seemed so hopeful ❤️
Anyway it's now about to be 2024 and we live together now and have a bunch of milestones under our bealts.
I guess my take away is, when I decided to just give up on expectations and traits I thought I wanted is when I found someone worth talking to. It's okay to be yourself on these apps and it's okay to just bomb conversation and be weird because eventually you will find someone who finds that shit charming.
That's a lovely story. Congratulations on finally meeting The One.🥺
This is so sweet thank you so much for sharing :-)
Congratulations to you both! I’m trying to get back into the dating scene and have been a little freaked out to make a profile because of the disappointment I’ve had in the past. This story gave me some extra confidence though and a brighter perspective, thank you for that!
So what you're saying is you lowered your visual standards and accepted a guy who wasn't a 9/10 chad, but would actually care about you and didn't treat you like a piece of meat? Is this really that much of a common mental roadblock for women?
Also, if you two hit it off after the first IRL date, why in the world would you both continue to use the dating app that brought you together? The whole point is that you met, and liked each other. Just go on the next date. Is this that FOMO thing brought up in the video? Seriously, I don't get this whole "let's wait before exclusive" thing. If you found a date, and you're both into each other, boom, done. I'm not saying completely uninstall the app, but follow the pleasant road you're on before doing a burnout 180, and driving off several more cliffs.
No? Am I the crazy one here? AM I CRAZY? YOU LEGALLY HAVE TO TELL ME IF I'M CRAZY THAT'S THE LAW.
@@night1hal1 I didnt drop my standards of find him less attractive that other men, he just wasn't I set out looking for. It's been 4 years now and I still think he's the most handsome man I have ever seen or will see.
He just wasn't what I thought I'd want back then. To be honest I was looking for someone who was bearded, heavily tattooed and so on. It's what I was used to. So guys who didn't meet that fit would sometimes just not stand out to me. 🤷
Also I left this part out cause most people don't want A,hear it or B, understand it. But I was polygamous at the time and married. It was very clear in my profile as well. No hiding it. I kept the app because I can, and my then tinder match now boyfriend kept it because he could. No pressure to be exclusive. I wasn't so I didn't expect him to be. And he kept his option open because he could. Also I'm sure he wanted to eventually find someone who was more his style. Exclusive and not married lol.
Anyway I found a long the way I didn't truly want polyamory. I just wanted to know what it was like to be loved by someone else or what it felt like finding love as an adult woman. (I was 17 when I met my then husband) and I eventually figured out I just wasn't exactly happy and I don't think my ex husband truly either. It's been 4 and a half years since I met my now partner on tinder and I wouldn't change a thing.
Listening to him in 2020 talk about moving to NYC and how he’s going to recover his mental health in 2020 is like watching the character in the horror movie leave their phone in the car and forget their keys while the killer looms just out of frame.
And the theme from Halloween is blaring
Omg, I hope he’s ok.
This made me laugh
he did move to nyc however
More like the cop who says he's about to retire and talks about his plans for retirement and then gets brutally shot and killed
Jake talking about how much he’s gonna enjoy 2020 is the most tragic thing I’ve ever seen
Oh the irony....
Joel Frye it’s like that old cop talking about how he is looking forward to getting retired next week in all those cop shows. If he only knew...
Hahahahahahahahaa
He brought this upon us
Yeah, I'm watching this and sighing and crying inside -_-"
NakeyJakey is one of those people who are just so charismatic and charming that the candid moments where he's laughing are even funnier than his jokes. He's like the only TH-camr I would actually wanna hang out with. I just wanna get drunk and race go karts with him is that so wrong?
Nope that's not wrong 😊
If we all had a friend like Jakey, we would all be alot happier
No one asked
@@BerticusBersht I asked
Bruh, he was looking for a girlfriend, not a boyfriend, yuh silly goose! Eeeeewwwww!
Oh, that Sonichu in the opening caught me off guard. Can't even escape Chrischan in my comfort videos.
Bro his hearing is next week and Im still processing it
"I like to travel"
"I like hiking"
"I LOVE coffee/tea"
"Adventure"
"Live, laugh, love"
Plus a random basic pro-abortion line among these you just said
Don't forget: "I like food"
Npcs be like
@@gumrice9139 yeah, consider them NCPs - non-character persons
WIIIIINEEEEEE
I like when jakey looks like he's about to paint my house.
He looks like his dream is making his own coffee and eating gravel
I HEARD YOU PAINT HOUSES
What?
.
@@mugismtv yes i do and i do my own carpentry
I wonder if he will paint my house....
I know that 2020 happened to all of us and messed everything up, but it’s sad to hear how many plans he had for 2020, yet only ended up with 3 videos and then vanishing for months after. I hope he’s okay and his return will be swell.
Yeahh, we will wait for his new staff anyways
This comment aged well
"2020 I'm moving to new york" Yikes
"Try and stop me" someone took that challenge
-Eddy Burback
Me to but just to do a gainer off the Empire State Building
@@weirdisspeltweird guy ordering the bat soup "challenge accepted shitlord"
It’s even worse now
“Man, I hated 2019” ....well2020 has been great
How's ur quarantine going so far?
Its sucking pretty bad honestly
@@swampnuts265 binging all his videos at 2am
The Kobe reference also hasn’t aged well
@@ThatsJustEric same, need some of that 2000-2010ish nostalgia
Cool listening to the Outro after he sampled it on Survival Horror. Also the foreshadowing with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in this video is crazy.
Listening to the track it hit me that I def watched this video when it came out. What a wild few years.
@@terenceokane Truly!
Why is milk teaching me about online dating?
Bitch imma cow
Its scary crazy not good for conservative paranoid family to have a guy fly from Germany to the us to meet you in your dorm for the 1st time
ngl he lookin kinda milky doe
"In 2019, this peice of **** year that thankfully is about to end..."
The face I made at that line wasn't a pretty one
Lol, it’s so funny after New Years
top 10 word spoken before disasters
the line that aged like like the olson twins
People really need to stop assigning so much significance to years when its very obvious the things that made one year suck is gonna continue into the next one. Anybody who paid any amount of attention would know that 2020 was gonna suck... just not as much as it did.
Him being hopeful about 2019 ending is the best part of this whole video, because it's just so miserably ironic
I love this vid so much. Jakey just seems to be having a ton of fun making it, and its great as a viewer to be able to laugh with someone, especially now. I come back to this vid and the illegally downloading music video like its a monthly ritual.
Yes, 2020 is definitely going to be way better
:D 100%
You couldn't have said it better
I wish
No
And he said he was going to move to New York 👀
Jakey dressing up as Billie Eilish for Christmas
The bad part is he looks better than Billie
@@The101Point1 I don't see where the bad thing about this is
kingkobra *good
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💯💯
It’s crazy coming back to this video after listening to romcom and seeing all the influences he had at the time, the album was absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥
Jakey is such a GOAT that he literally sampled himself talking here and put it in SURVIVAL HORROR! Bet I'm the first to notice lol
I'd wager most of jakeys' fans recognized, it's an interesting artistic choice for sure.
I got an ad for rich women over 40 who are available in my area underneath this video. Wish me luck fellas, I’m gonna shoot my shot this time. Thanks for the encouragement, NakeyJakey.
Did you get stabbed, robbed and sold as a slave yet?
@@Mr_Fancypants sold in the ketemine trade, he was
shooters shoot
How good are your backflips?
Backflip gang
Incorrect
@Jackson Starnes kinda racist
Jackson Starns has a good point. I can only do front flips, so why not make an app for that? :(
I will win Jebecky's heart. No matter the cost.
Nope
Every time I watch your videos I end up in a laughing / coughing fit and my girlfriend always comes in and checks on me
I hope you got the sample clearance for this
Please get a green exercise ball so you'll float.
Brilliant idea haha
You fucking clown
See this on every single one of his videos lol, wonder if he'll ever do it
Yes
That's nigahigas shtick bub
If that Raid-Joke actually turned into an actual commercial, i would not even have been mad.
I think it would’ve been even funnier if did the whole sponsor and then cut back to the topic completely off track like “Now what was I talking about?”
5:50 for the people who want to see that again :P (a lil bit earlier for the context)
I honestly would been so pissed and smashed my phone
That was gold.
Same, I want Jake to profit
Listening to Romcom in '22 and hearing this sampled on the record. Priceless man is an absolute genius.
You forgot the biggest con of online dating: Interacting with people.
Oh yeah babe you are so cool and introverted and not like other girls.
This post was made by the antisocial gang
I have never ever seen that happen on online dating, so we'll count that as a pro.
Totally. I actually liked it at the start, but had to quit it just because of all the people wanting to talk.
Aw, our Jakey is growing up and is starting to take notice of girls around him
Those god damn local hot singles near him
Jjjytg y
Hey Jakey I'm going through a rough time in my life reflecting on my poor life decisions, but I just so happened to stumble upon some of your videos and rewatched them, and they made me feel better. So thanks I guess.
has anyone noticed
be my meg ryan and ill be your tommy hanks
(the sorority chant) i wanna go 85. woo woo.
the end of this vid being the outro to survival horror
maybe theres more but as soon as i heard romcon (aotd) all these vids came flooding back to memory and bruh.
i just think jakey is a genius, thank you for reading, see ya later.
what if it's a romcom baby we can get away
been loving his samples, album is amazing
@@ultra_exists be my Meg Ryan and i'll be your Tommy Hanks
Jakey out here lookin like a Clockwork Orange droog.
Swiping right looking for a bit of the ol' in out, in out.
out here lookin like post malone
A bit of the old ultra violence
He looks like a human smurf
With that outfit on
One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy dirty old drunky howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts;I could never stand to see anyone like that. whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.
I love how two of the songs off ROMCOM reference/sample this video
Watching this in April 2020:
"Man 2019 was a dogshit year"
Oh boy.
"I'm gonna move to New York, try to stop me."
Oh no.
'I've been to so many funerals."
OH NO
Jesus
"Shoot your shot like Kobe"
Quasimodo predicted all of this
In the words of billy Mayes. BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!
Oh my god
I'm not even kidding, my first date with my wife (when we were dating) was at Arby's haha.
The beef n cheddar really sealed the deal man.
“Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
Wow. I think I’m in love. I know so much about her now!
every time he makes a video i feel just a little bit better
Yea dude. Every time I even see a post from jakey I crack a smile.
He is literally a gift from God sent straight from heaven in dweebus form
@@bentoningram3523 nah man, jakey ain't no dweebus. Straight up angelic.
DRAG QUEEN EATS
WATCH NOW !
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Strawberry Corncakes That's great and all but could you isn't
I met my wife on runescape when I was 16. She turned out to be a 68 year old fat man, but love is blind.
Buying gf
Love is blind and so is your 68 year old boy wife
so true
OMG I'm so happy for you two
Just like my japanimation
This man’s videos legit bring me joy.
"2019 Sucks"
2020: Hold my Corona
2021: Hold my January 6th
2022: Hold my gas
2023: Hold my eggs
Don’t forget matching with someone only to have them Ghost you.
Damn it's really that bad ?
Laugh at my misery. I've downloaded Hinge, Bumble, and Tinder and received 0 dates or connections. Those that I do match with message for a day or two and then get bored. Online dating sucks, love isn't real and I wanna die.
And yes I know it's probably because I'm hideous and not fun to talk to but you'd think there's one person out there on some app. But nah.
@@mcxim2426
I'm on the same boat. With the very same apps funny enough. I'll probably be alone forever too. :(
Harrison Zimmerman yep, online dating isn’t really for average people and it takes awhile to learn that. There’s small success here and there if you really try for months but I find that it’s more headache than it’s worth
If a girl's profile said she liked going on adventures, but her profile pic showed her holding a sword in one hand & a severed goblin's head in the other, I'd be all over that.
Noted. Lol
I'm a girl and I'd love if a guy had that... If I was single that is lol.
This scares me because you both have the same profile picture
@@arpodyssey7913 That's what happens when you don't have a profile picture. It's the first letter of your username and a color.
Damn that sonichu bit has not aged well
At 9:05 jakey can be heard teasing the next studio album he will drop in 2022
Every part of the internet can be a dating opportunity if you are Indian enough.
best comment bahahaha
Vagene pics bby? 😏😏
you up
😂😂😂😂😅
wow yore so beutiful
This guy feels like your cool cousin that takes you to see his cool friends when your were like 12 and you hung out with him
That’s oddly specific but ok lol
Don’t question it
to many, he is that guy
that is so accurate!
And then he started talking about online dating??????????
i don't get no sleep cuz of y'alllllll
nah y'all don't get to sleep cuz of meeeeeee
hearing the end of this video after romcom hits different
I met my girlfriend through Twitch a year ago after randomly going through small channels on old games I used to play and I found her channel. After a month of watching her streams and being a member of her community I decided to reach out (but not in a gross thirsty way of course) into her DMs through Instagram and we ended up talking everyday for months. I lived in Minnesota and found out she lived in Virginia. After 5 months of talking via text and video chats, I decided to buy a plain ticket to finally meet her. I flew out to stay with her and her family and from first sight I knew I found the one. I stayed for a week but it felt like only 10 minutes and before I left, we already planned for when she would come visit me and two months later she was flying in to stay with me in my small apartment for a week. She ended up loving it so much that she decided she wanted to move in with me. Two months go by and I fly back to Virginia, pack up all her stuff in her car, and we drove 20 hours back to Minnesota in order to move her in. It's been 5 months since then and I'm currently back in Virginia with her and her family for Christmas and we could never be happier. I'm not saying that online dating will work for everyone, and long distance relationships suck major dick. But sometimes it works out and you may just find the love of your life. Happy holidays to all and I hope your 2020 is much better jakey. Love you man
incredably wholesome
@@gabbo7101 ❤
stuff like this gives me hope for ldr's cause it doesn't matter where you live or what gender you are, love is between people and people and mediums like these help us shorten the distance :>
glad to see that it could work for some people
Epic
I was cheated on by my long distance ex-gf of two years recently. It warms my heart to see that it worked out for somebody. Best wishes to you two. Have a happy holidays :)
If she likes adventures she probably just wants to play D&D...
My character is named Chazley Wench-Slayer, he has 3 intelligence and 20 charisma.
as in Diner and DI-ablo 3 of course
Yah, you wish “dinoblast99” 😤
that explains why they've always ended up just being a polymorphed dragon....
Damn, you're not wrong
I love how Jakey drops hate on 2019 when most of us would do anything for going back
Yeah and now 2022 is like hold my nuclear threats and warcrime : (
The girls who put "love going on adventures" have no actual interests, watched too many Disney movies growing up, and now expect to be swept off their feet by some quirky adventurous guy who isn't bound by modern pleasures.
Marshmellow man speaks the truth
*skinny post malone
Hate him or not he’s speaking straight facts
marshmallow*
He speaks the true true
“I’m decently attractive, I’m not racist.”
"I too, desire to not die via consumption of Arby's."
Sounds like something a racist would say
Luke Strevell “I like black guys sorry I had a enough of Vanilla”
Adding the halo theme and font to “2004” made me smile
in the same vein as people saying they like to "go on adventures": people who say they "love to laugh". Who hates laughing??
You wouldn't have to deal with people like Jebeckys if you just give people like Sonichu a chance
Sonichu gets too much attention, the rest of us should get a chance
Sonichu is really good looking man
Whatever you say Pirate Penguin
I think Jake has the world record for sitting on an exercise ball the most.
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*ABZ FOR DAYS*
That can't hurt the ol' dating profile.
2020 was rubbing its hands together, licking its lips hearing Jakey talk about how bad 2019 was.
"I like going on adventures" is the equivalent of "Afternoon snack fan" in girls profiles in my country.
"i'm moving to new york, try and stop me, you won't"
* global pandemic *
why would you even want to live there.
he still did it too
@@MortanAMrk no shit. I would never live in NYC. No fucking way.
i mean he did
And now we got fires, and hurricanes
I met two people on OKCupid. One wasn't into men, just any person wearing leather and we didn't date, she just offered a couch for me to crash on, which is nice but weird. The other one left me in the middle of the date when she saw I had cuter friends. Online dating is rad!
I met my first gf (I'm her first bf too) a year ago on OKCupid and we just celebrated our anniversary so it ain't all bad
I mean that first experience actually sounds kinda cool, and that second one can totally happen offline. So not too bad.
Have you tried having uglier friends? Problem solved!
@@sladikk you guys are into freaky shit dont lie.
That sounds about right!
“2019 this piece of shit year that’s finally going to end”
We were so naive. So unaware.
Ive had conversations with random people, not on dating sites, and the ones that say "dont be boring" are always the ones with 1 word replies. I could write the most profound philosophical question mankind has ever devised, and get "cool" in reply
This is 100% true about "traveling" and "adventures". I've been using dating apps for a month and if I drank every time someone said that they love to travel, i'd be dead now
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That little text box is always bs anyway but at least some are a bit more creative than all these adventurers
that's until they take an arrow to the knee
@lemon diesel yo...where the craft brews at...what's with all this light shite
I did just that, I ended up getting a liver transplant instead of sweet death.
I absolutely love the "Barely conscious but completely aware" kind of personality Jakey does in these videos. It sounds like the rambles that come from a friend who knows exactly what he wants to say, but it sounds like a ramble. It's so amusing and entertaining.
big sleepover with friends vibe
You could also refer to it as “Drunk”
3:35 i love how music from Halo 3 is just playing for no reason.
Watching this at the end of 2022... Swan diving off the empire state sounds pretty good, dude.
You look like post malone off of drugs
Pre malone
Post Malone in Heaven.
Post malone on different drugs
My name is irrelevant you Fools except post malone is a worthless piece of shit and jakey isnt.
what’s your name tho
Take me on Adventures 🤪
I’m here for a good time not a long time.
420 friendly
NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS 😡
And I loooove The Office omg best show ever it's my LIFE
Dog Mom ❤️🐶
Sugar daddies We're you at
(Fucking gold diggers)
@@buildawall5803 hey I'm not into old women but ngl I'd prolly wine dine & dick one down for a phat allowance, depends on how much money. I'm gonna say there's a positive correlation between nastiness of the lady and payment required
Here's my favorite ready
I have 5 kids AND THEY ARE MY WORLD! like why tf are you even here.
The Dope Sloth yuh broh can i copy past this for grindr profil pls?
watching this video after romcom released and hearing so many connections to the entire album is cool :)
I have come back to this video to say that after asking out a girl I met on the internet and then immediately getting shit on with the pandemic and not being able to meet irl for 2 years bc of it, we finally met and she stayed with me for 2 weeks and it was incredible.
Online dating do work fellas.
That sounds like the most fortunately lucky thing. I'm kind of amazed you two literally stayed away from each other for two years, just to then come back. Besides all the ways that online dating is shit, that this video didn't even mention, I don't think what happened to you is very common.
It's good that it worked out for you, but it is survivor bias to say that online dating "works" because of it.
remember when this channel was about the scholastic book fair and the host wasn’t jesus christ
I don't recall the last part
tbh I don't recall the first one either
He made one video about scholastic book fair so no, not really.
Quinn Minnehan it’s a joke u clown
@@skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 a shit one
Be honest, you only made this video to showcase Meg Ryan's pants.
João Natário lol
That’s a *big* reason
end of the video hits different after ROMCOM
Came back to rewatch this after ROMCOM came out 😍😍😍
Hello from 2022. Seems 2019 was not so bad, huh?
Pretty sure "I love adventures" is code for "I like expensive vacations"
No it's
Buy me a 2 week all inclusive holiday in the Bahamas
or "I like to get fucked hard"
I think it's " I don't have anything interesting to put here"
@@beaugantz4888 I like spending money and buying temporal happiness, preferably with someone else's money
@@HUNKragor i hope all you guys in this comment thread are aware that so many guys have this shit in their bios too. Its annoyed me for years now. Same with he office.
If this is a video judging me and my hot and sexy and real Discord e-girl, I think we might have a problem here Mr. Jakey. You can't judge what we have. You're jealous , she types so beautifully and so sexily, and I like the way we are totally yes TOTALLY 100% in love even though we are so far away from each other. What we have is unique, you just don't understand.
I'm sure this online relationship that started 3 days ago will last forever.
* Pulls out a chocolate bar and beckons you over, with a shitty grin on his pen is *
This made me laugh haha.
I'm a fetus lets rp
"you wouldn't understand, she goes to a different discord server"
that sonichu swipe right is now problematic, jakey canceled 2021
We met online in 2001. Still together, celebrating 21 years of being married in January.
What website did you meet on?
"This year that is about, thank God, to end."
No please I'd like to go back.
Ready Up 2019: upgrade 2020: *go back*
I can’t even remember what happened last year
this actually hurts
I hate when these girls say they love adventures but I can’t rely on them to get a single headshot on these shoreline guys when I’m hunting for Henry Avery’s treasure, so annoying 🙄
I hate how I understand your reference
For anyone wondering, the song in the outro is Starship Mario from Mario Galaxy 2!! Just took ages trying to find it lol
Genuinely, thank you🙏🏾
I met my wife in the comments of this video. Thanks Snakey.
I just learned how to do backflips and I literally cannot stop having sex
Thanks Jakey!
Instruction unclear,
Did a frontflip instead
@@derpedfox oh no
you've been unbirthed :(
@@Tatsujen *OH SHI-*
_this user doesn't exist_
So like, instead of thrusting... You do a backflip?
Dude there is a guy I'm scared of
👉 #caslutnerd
as a not particularly attractive dude, I changed my setting from "straight" to "bisexual" out of curiosity and I turned it off in a couple days because I received more attention/matches from men in that period than I'd received from women in the entire year prior. Respect the hustle I guess, but my God.
@dr103 woman are just really picky
ImpalaSSRulz21 perhaps but also there are far less gay people than straight people
I'm sure there are good reasons, I don't have anything against them for it. It was just a bit of a paradigm shift.
yup, I'm bi and daaaamn the struggle to get a girl is REAL. They are so hard to keep a conversation. Most dudes actually try! Even ones that are way up my level.
@Thunder Life Yeah.
Jakey referenced sonichu and kobe in this video. Said he hated 2019... oh dear god this video is old.
I would legitimately feel more comfortable dating on an app called pieces of sh*t for dropouts with nothing going for them like myself
INVESTIGATE 3'11''
Alain V 311 never happened bro
*start dancing
Ranch it up Brotendo
@@thesmokinogre Bird Up!
Your dad is here
I couldn't stop laughing at the "going on adventures" part. My best friend, I love her, but man ... she's one of those profile girls. She always says, "I really like going on adventures."
And I've literally told her, "Guys have no idea what you're talking about when you say that. What do you mean by 'adventures'?"
She said, "You know. Going to festivals, trying new restaurants, checking out art museums and stores we don't usually shop at, maybe going to the theme park every once in a while, a movie drive-in, a campsite, a club--"
"Out. You like going out."
You want a real adventure? How about an adventure to my basement dungeon where I'm definitely not going to tie you up and keep you captive for the next 5 years until the police raid my house on suspect of methamphetamine production.
@@lemonbread8019 :(
Lemon Bread 👀 pause
@@lemonbread8019 Ok Heisenberg
@@lemonbread8019 Let's compare "adventurers".
Him saying “thank god 2019 is about to end” didn’t age well.
This should be your most viewed video honestly. You are quite good at explaining things at the level of people’s understanding and you’re famous for that but this is even better. I love your energy here. You should be more famous for this kind of energy because people should like you and sub to you for you shining like this. Don’t tell yourself that you’re obnoxious because you’re not. Don’t stop when you’re fire