Reminds me of a bit from Animaniacs. Death (with Swedish accent): I’ll have you know I haven’t lost at checkers since time began. Dot: When was that? Death: I think it was a Tuesday. Very few people know that.
If they return him.. We need return full team! Qui-gone, Obi-gone, Skyscaper, Master Windows, Master Yogurt, Darth Vaper, Darth Maul-legs gone and everyone else.
OMG ... Imagine if Disney would have pulled something similiar to Gandalf in Lotr : The Two Towers when he's falling down the cave, fighting the balrog. 💀💀💀
But he never explained why his clone body was old and decrepit. Why not transfer into a fresh body, like he did in the Dark Empire series? I think because f-ing Disney just wanted to bring back Ian McDiarmid because nostalgia.
I think the explanation was that there were problems with creating a body that could contain the immense Force-power that his spirit had, which led to the bodies rapidly deteriorating, so they had to keep creating more clones for him to transfer into.
@@ZuTheComCat yup that was in the books I was told from a friend. I even googled it once and said the same. The clone bodies couldn’t keep up with the mass power while his human main body could handle it a bit better.
Rey: "How are you alive?" Paper plane: "I just clicked the respawn on Exegol button." Rey: "Is it possible to learn this power" Paper plane: "No." Rey: "How did you learn this power" Paper plane: "The Disney side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
There’s actually a real, non-retconned explanation for how Gandalf returned (his race doesn’t completely die, not even Sauron). It’s a bit much for the movies, though.
The fact that this video was followed up by a Disney Star Wars ad is hilarious. The fact that reincarnated and cloned Emperor Paperplane has alzheimers makes him presidential material.
Explaining how Perplex Emperor returned David Feloni: hours and hours of unnecessary explanations of action series and cartoons. Alfox: 2.30 mins This is art!
I'm literally dying at this!!! "If you're thrown down a shaft just don't die" and "...or was it Gandolf... wait wrong franchise...it was fucking Disney"
The last trilogy was so bad that I started the 3rd one and fell asleep it was so boring and had no desire to restart and finish it so now this is canon to me.
In the books (original books, not comics) Palpatine achieved the force ghost state. And had clones to then occupy and self resurrect, that's how he returned canonically, till they made legends not canon. So yeah this really wasn't so bad he'd come back, also it's fair to say "somehow he returned" because how would they know that? He kept it a secret. Then again palpatine came back fully restored, so there you are.
The zombie clones should not have the ability to totally revive. If anything , it would make more sense if he was a anti-force puppet used by the Vong .
@@Mikewee777The clones could not hold his Spirit for long without deteriorating. So that's why he let his non force-sensitive clone reproduce in hopes that the offspring was, and Palpatine could take over that body.
“After Darth Traitor threw me down the well, I got very depressed. It was as if my hole life had gone down the shaft. I dreamed of peanuts and popcorn and Crac-ker Jacks, and I didn’t care if I ever came back. But then the damned dark side pulled me through a side vent port and next thing I knew, I was hanging on an antenna probe in the reactor room. Well, a ship called the Al-ooh-mineum Fulcrum pulled up and some Rando-dude grabbed me and pulled me inside. They later explained it was a mistake, they thought I was a wounded and horribly disfigured fluke Skyscraper, those bastards. They jettisoned me out the garbage chute over the Ender moon, figuring I’d be vaporized in the atmosphere. But I force protected myself, for once, and made a force landing in the forest. There, I met a girl and three of her friends. They asked me for some things. I gave them all some force lightning and looted them for a pair of ruby shoes and a cute little doggie I named Benji. Well, to make a short story long, here I am to ruin your day.”
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" "No." "I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying." "So its like force healing?" "Oh wait you can already do that"
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Pleaes like & comment. ;)
Fourth Wall gone, carry on.
Anderson Skyscraper gonna be big mad learning Emperor Paperplane sploded & reanimated
@dansemacabre6515 what?
Welp, English gone, carry on
Why he didn't make his clone young?
Omg
Didn't realise "Somehow" takes 2 and a half minutes to say
"If you, you're ever thrown down a shaft, just don't die bro."-Darth Plagueis the Wide.
Best line in the video.
"Have you any idea what kind of noise happens when somebody’s thrown down a reactor shaft? Because I do" Count Dooku
Can confirm! That's all it takes!
I was warned about this.....
@@NitpickingNerd Maul survived it.. why Paperplane wouldnt
Finally, Darth Dementious told Rey Paperplane about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wide…
Not Rey Skyscraper?
So darth plagueis is caseoh?
Should've been Rey Cannoli
@@matthewmitchell3457 that doesn't fit, she is a palpatine.
@@matthewmitchell3457 she has nothing to do with the skyscrapers
The writer's room is a pathway to many abilities some may consider to be unnatural.
is it possible to learn this power?
@@Nytrusdeathcyde Not from a Jedi.
@@UTU1O Not from a Disney Executive.
So Palps losing his mind just like BiDen
Unnatural like pathways to different franchises 😂
"Somehow Palpatine returned... On a tuesday"
That's when the medical staff was due to arrive.
(iykyk)
In a mall
He returned to pick up his dry cleaning
Paperplane back, carry on
The Darth Mall is wild, it's got everything: dry cleaning, soft pretzels, Jabba the Pizza Hut, and the secrets to immortality.
And its all right next to a Qui Gon Gym!
It also gives you an order 66 free of charge!! apparently everyone regrets it when they order it XD
@thorwilhelms9635 NO ONE CAN OUT-JABBA THE HUTT
@thorwilhelms9635 Just remembered Spaceballs has the gangster called Pizza who is actually the parody of Jabba. Now that's a coincidence!
Soft pretzels
Dude improved the Sequel Trilogy in 2 minutes 29 seconds.
2:30
"I was tossed into the shaft by Darth Traitor" - Best Star Wars line ever 😂
'you see, it all began I believe... on a tuesday... yep, that sounds about right'
Harry Potter reference? Or am I too big Potterhead?
@@MrTimPL TUESDAY MENTIONED!! HARRY POTER REFARNANCE??!!
@@guybunchofnumbers123 yeah, that was literally me, when Paperplane said that xD
Wasn't that from street fighter movie?
Reminds me of a bit from Animaniacs.
Death (with Swedish accent): I’ll have you know I haven’t lost at checkers since time began.
Dot: When was that?
Death: I think it was a Tuesday. Very few people know that.
"Why didn't you just say that before?"
"Oh, I didn't think of it until several months after the movie came out."
^This.
Story telling gone, carry on
Everyone: "-How did you return?"
Paperplane: "Fuck you that's how."
Vader and luke: we've killed Palpatine!
Disney: oh yes, well that's step one. What about steps two through ten?
sounds like JJ Abrams dialogue alright...
That's it This entire exact conversation is canon
"How did you return?"
"I just didn't feel like dying that day"
"because you suck" got me
It’s a fact Sidious speaking facts
sums up the sequel trilogy
Franchise gone, Carry on
Emperor Paperplane clearly used his unnatural paper-plane abilities to fly out of the shaft
These nicknames are getting better and better each video 😂
😂😂 emperor peppermint 😂😂😂😂😂
"how did you return"
"well, you see, i had dry cleaning on tuesday-"
If they return him..
We need return full team!
Qui-gone, Obi-gone, Skyscaper, Master Windows, Master Yogurt, Darth Vaper, Darth Maul-legs gone and everyone else.
Anderson skyscaper or Low-key Skyscaper
Don't forget about Master Forehead !
Somehow emperor paperplane returned, he’s my mother…
"Oh, and Reybecca? Grandpa gone. Carry on."
The Emperor Paper Plane is my favorite character right now and I also enjoy your skits.😂😂😂
I hope Draft Vaper will confront Chancellor Peppa Pig on Exogol someday
This is 100% better than what we actually got.
'A good question, for another time.'
You know the economy's shit when even Emperor Paperplane can't find good blue milk for a reasonable price, especially at 66% off.
Darth Plagdude:
“Just don’t die, bro.”
That’s actually legit. That’s a secret to immortality.
True. Everyone who died just failed to follow the instructions.
Better than the original 😂
*Somehow, Palworldtime returned*
"Somehow, Palpatine returned."
"Calm down Rebecca! " im dying bro😂😂👍🏻
😂😂😂😂"Why didny you tell me right away - becsuse you suck".
OMG ... Imagine if Disney would have pulled something similiar to Gandalf in Lotr : The Two Towers when he's falling down the cave, fighting the balrog. 💀💀💀
They’d first throw away the entire canon explanation from Tolkien’s books
That would be so much better
Disney logic explained in 2:30. Finally, closure...
Palpatine doing what old people always do when asked a simple question, talk incoherently for about 5 minutes and do not answer the question.
Sounds like Biden
@@davidszabo1618 sounds like Trump, they're eating the dogs 😂
a good video as always not a suprise but a welcome one
Emperor Peppermint somehow returning is so stupid that not even the man himself can explain how he returned. Bravo Vince!
I still would have been fine with him returning it if there had been a more legitimate buildup to it
Welp, Jedi gone. Carry one.
Typical visit to grandpa’s house.
This is Far Better than sequel trilogy!😄😆
"It was the 1970s. I ask you to chill and cut me some slack."
the constant pauses and “uh” “um” “err”s are SENDING ME
“How did you return?”
“Somehow”
But he never explained why his clone body was old and decrepit. Why not transfer into a fresh body, like he did in the Dark Empire series? I think because f-ing Disney just wanted to bring back Ian McDiarmid because nostalgia.
Exactly
Honestly Ian is the single redeemable aspect of this movie
@@thedirtbagstash ya he was the best actor in those garbage sequel films
I think the explanation was that there were problems with creating a body that could contain the immense Force-power that his spirit had, which led to the bodies rapidly deteriorating, so they had to keep creating more clones for him to transfer into.
@@ZuTheComCat yup that was in the books I was told from a friend. I even googled it once and said the same. The clone bodies couldn’t keep up with the mass power while his human main body could handle it a bit better.
"Paper plane reborn, Carry on!" 😂
Rey: "How are you alive?"
Paper plane: "I just clicked the respawn on Exegol button."
Rey: "Is it possible to learn this power"
Paper plane: "No."
Rey: "How did you learn this power"
Paper plane: "The Disney side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
So palpatine returned just like Gandalf the grey returned as Gandalf the white, it very hard to explain...
There’s actually a real, non-retconned explanation for how Gandalf returned (his race doesn’t completely die, not even Sauron). It’s a bit much for the movies, though.
@@evilsharkey8954 i know what gandalf is, and i know how he returned, im just trying to post a cool comment to get some likes
@@Moth-pz9vg That’s much more honesty than I’m used to seeing on the internet.
@@evilsharkey8954
thanks
Palpatine returning because he was sent back by the Valar makes more sense than the sequel trilogy
Alternative Explanation: Remember son, dying is gay.
Palpatine to Ray: 'If you're ever thrown down a shaft, please don't die bro' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that this video was followed up by a Disney Star Wars ad is hilarious.
The fact that reincarnated and cloned Emperor Paperplane has alzheimers makes him presidential material.
The thumbnail is a nightmare fuel 😭
He um, got shafted.
Rey: How did you survive?
Paper plane: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
They were good younglings... 😢
Haha. "Was it Gandalf? No. Wait. wrong franchise". Ending is awesome.
“So like, the writers were to lazy to write an original villain”.
Darth traitor hits hard
“Quality storytelling gone - carry on”
- Jar Jar Abrams upon coming up with the sequel trilogy
Explaining how Perplex Emperor returned
David Feloni: hours and hours of unnecessary explanations of action series and cartoons.
Alfox: 2.30 mins
This is art!
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
I'm literally dying at this!!! "If you're thrown down a shaft just don't die" and "...or was it Gandolf... wait wrong franchise...it was fucking Disney"
Came back as Darth Dementus the confused.
Too many head knocks from falling down a shaft. Checks out.
Palpatine looks like the nun😂
Yes he does lol 🤣
Darth Plagueis got so wide from eating too much Kashyyyk Fried Chewbacca
Ah, so that's how it happened. It was Tuesday.
That actually does explain everything.
The two for tuesday special at darth mall.
Yeah, that's Death's day off.
Can't kill a Sith on Tuesdays.
just dont die bro - mr sensei the wide
“Sidious gone, carry on”
"Pick up my dry cleaning" 😅😅 it's really a treat to see humor in these.
Paperplanes always the best storyteller
Bro the kylo part was so funny
My YT feed: ‘Palpatine explains how he returned’
Me: ‘Oooooh I’ve GOT to see this!’
Omg it was almost just like i imagined, dude, thanks ,you cool👏👍
what is with the carry on meme on this channel? LOL
I saw that inflation joke coming from 12 parsecs away
This video explained it better than the movie itself. Well then I’m gone, carry on.
“Paper plane reborn” 😂😂😂
I love how they continue the conversation while Paper Plane is draining their life Force out of them. :D
Palpatine just slipping into an American accent as it goes on lol
AI is wild
wow. and I was convinced he used the Dooku method "somehow, I survived"
I am emperor paper plane 💀 had me rolling 😂
Why no one remembers him being snatched up by the giant eagles at the last microsecond is beyond me!
it was..
bad righting bro 🤣
The last trilogy was so bad that I started the 3rd one and fell asleep it was so boring and had no desire to restart and finish it so now this is canon to me.
Hearing him say the carry on line is so weird, his corpse voice says it so painfully lol
Makes so much sense
Finding this channel... now my life is complete.
In the books (original books, not comics) Palpatine achieved the force ghost state.
And had clones to then occupy and self resurrect, that's how he returned canonically, till they made legends not canon.
So yeah this really wasn't so bad he'd come back, also it's fair to say "somehow he returned" because how would they know that? He kept it a secret.
Then again palpatine came back fully restored, so there you are.
The zombie clones should not have the ability to totally revive.
If anything , it would make more sense if he was a anti-force puppet used by the Vong .
@@Mikewee777The clones could not hold his Spirit for long without deteriorating. So that's why he let his non force-sensitive clone reproduce in hopes that the offspring was, and Palpatine could take over that body.
@@_V.Va_ that makes more sense to me. Thank you for explaining this .
@@Mikewee777 No problem!
Ngl it's so much better than sequels and I love that it's almost same as "Luke & Vader As Bad Bounty Hunters". It shows that Palpatine never changes ❤
And they dare to call it the "Skywalker" saga, when it's fucking"Palpatine" saga, lol.
Paperplane saga*
You had me at "Darth Traitor."
I love this channel.
“After Darth Traitor threw me down the well, I got very depressed. It was as if my hole life had gone down the shaft. I dreamed of peanuts and popcorn and Crac-ker Jacks, and I didn’t care if I ever came back. But then the damned dark side pulled me through a side vent port and next thing I knew, I was hanging on an antenna probe in the reactor room. Well, a ship called the Al-ooh-mineum Fulcrum pulled up and some Rando-dude grabbed me and pulled me inside. They later explained it was a mistake, they thought I was a wounded and horribly disfigured fluke Skyscraper, those bastards. They jettisoned me out the garbage chute over the Ender moon, figuring I’d be vaporized in the atmosphere. But I force protected myself, for once, and made a force landing in the forest. There, I met a girl and three of her friends. They asked me for some things. I gave them all some force lightning and looted them for a pair of ruby shoes and a cute little doggie I named Benji. Well, to make a short story long, here I am to ruin your day.”
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"So its like force healing?"
"Oh wait you can already do that"
Thank you for the explanation which I have never googled.
Questions gone, carry on
Moral of the comedy , don't get shafted and sit in electric chair 🍜☕🙃👍
“Paperplane reborn, carry orn” hits hard 🤯
Fans: How the F@ck is Palpatine alive?!
Disney: Don't think
The same was he survived in legends
- i'm your grandfather and Chewbakka is your grandma
these are so much better than the real thing
Lucas gone, carry on