Hollywood is full of garbage and it's unfunny. You show up and consistently make great, actually genuinely funny content. Shame you're not paid millions. 😂
N-no... Palpatine wanted everyone to think he was dead because he already won the galactic conquest campaign on easy mode. He wanted to wait something like thirty years so he could do the one planet challenge with a bunch of lazy copypasta death star destroyers.
I like the idea of Rey being self-aware of how weird and convoluted everything in her story is, and being sane enough to get both confused and frustrated at the writing.
3:49 "I buried him in Space Mexico" Shows Esteban half-shoved inside a shallow ditch with a tombstone casually leaning on him. I mean I can't really blame Palpatine: he is getting pretty old.
It took 6 years for Esteban to stop wearing his storm trooper armor, and even then it was only because he upgraded to the first order suit. Now that's loyalty
This truly should become canon. Disney didn't even try to explain Palpatine's return lmao "skibidied my way" "a skibidi toilet induced aneurism" I don't care what some may say about skibidi toilet being cringe (I myself find it loads of brainrot), but the way DrPhoxotic put it is just hilarious. Not even a Disney producer can match his level.
Thank you Doc for solving this mystery 😂😅🤣 I am sure most of us wondered how the heck did he survive falling down that reactor shaft... I hope that Musk man will give you a role in the new SW deinfantilized cannon when he inevitable buys out Disney😅🤣 😂
Nice, the force is strong in this one. This channel is like a real hidden gem. Good parodys and art. I laughed like real hard. Thanks for that, I was very deppresed because I finished school this year and I realized I will never have a schoolgirl - girlfriend in this life. But hey, I realized that it was actualy just the outfit that turns me on, so if I ever get a girlfriend she could just wear it even if we are not actualy going to school. But then I was deppresed because I realized I do not have a girlfriend and probably never will, because I am a very shy nerd that can not even talk to woman. So jeah the point is I started to write some fanfictions, about Final Fantasy and thanks to your video I know Palpatine did the same. And that guy ruled the galaxy and had at least some "love" ones, because he is reys grandpa, or wait, not realy, it was his clone. No I just started eating star wars Oreos. They taste good. They have C3-PO on it. That is cool. I have no idea why I am telling you guys this... and you girls. If you are a girl and you are single, please tell me if you Pokemon Mystery dungeon sky. If your answer is yes, do you agre it should have a remake. Whatever. The point is Good video.
Actually there's an explanation. It's dead while he was falling he transfered his mind using the force to a poorly made clone of him in Exegol. Way before that, at the time of the construction of the Death Star he planned that contingency plan in Exegol with the clones and started the Sith Imperial Destroyers and the Army.
makes sense, and it also explains how Luke's lightsaber was recovered. I guess he picked it up at the bottom of the shaft and then later forwarded it to Maz Kanata, knowing that it's a valuable tool
I know you’re probably tired of it but if you could make more fallout content it would be great. The Dr Phil sells you Chems was the first video I ever saw of yours and I still go back and watch it
1:16 Emperor Palpatine, thats not Trooper Esteban, thats Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the greatest genius of the planet Mobius, sole proprietary of Eggmanland, Eggman Empire aswell as Robotnik's LCC and Arch nemesis of blue rodent known as Sonic the Hedgehog, that god damn rascal and his repugnant followers always messing with his dreams and aspirations
It was a dumb idea by Disney to include it, but can't forget that it was Legends that came up with this nonsense-idea in the first place. Not all bad ideas are from Disney, only most of them.
Interesting turn of events in this channel. He makes absurd sex comedy that really have no place in the story. This is the TH-cam version of what Henry Cavill was complaining about.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Esteban?
you mean darth esteban?...i thought he met the same fate as darth jesús
I love your videos. They're so funny keep it up also more star wars please ❤
Tragedy of Esteban the Wide you mean, for sure.
The Sith Lord of Handjobs!
Esteban the Handy Man
"Somehow Palpatine Fortnite glided to safety...."
Still more sense than what they actually say in the film 😂
I think it was the pizza cut into 12 uneven slices that killed him. He just couldn't handle the madness.
I was almost certain that it was 13 slices. Had to recount several times.
😡 i can't believe they still sell pizza outside of the proper regulations
"Besides Master yoda none of us is homophobic" lol
Now I cant imagine yoda in any other way
Tickling pickles you will not!
A force for good a Jedi should be, powerful and wise, not gay. Unnatural it is! Sinful, yes! Shame yourself you do! Repent you must!
Yoda has always been based
Between a man and woman, marriage is.
@@darkestaxe3415 "The way you speak is unnatural, Yoda"
Hollywood is full of garbage and it's unfunny. You show up and consistently make great, actually genuinely funny content. Shame you're not paid millions. 😂
"A skibidi toilet induced aneurism" truly a terrible way to go. RIP Esteban
And only from 20 episodes, too.
Esteban had no rizz, he was edging life as a gooner
N-no... Palpatine wanted everyone to think he was dead because he already won the galactic conquest campaign on easy mode. He wanted to wait something like thirty years so he could do the one planet challenge with a bunch of lazy copypasta death star destroyers.
🤓
People online write better stories than anyone working on the films in Hollywood these days
1000%
Disney just greenlit their new disney+ series "Star Wars: Esteban". Jack Black and Lizzo will be fighting a cage match to see who gets the main role.
While a coked-up Conor McGregor looks on.
the most well thought star wars well anything since fucking 1984.
What do you mean, 1984? The last Star Wars movie was released in 1983.
The Terminator, Nightmare on Elm Steet and Back to the Future also came out in 1984, and they were well-thought out.
I like the idea of Rey being self-aware of how weird and convoluted everything in her story is, and being sane enough to get both confused and frustrated at the writing.
I hereby uncannonize all Disney Star Wars garbage.
I canonise Yoda being a homophobe.
yes, I hearby cannonize any SW content Doc makes as being the only accepted lore😅😂🤣
I cannonize Yoda as a Homosapian
If everyone did that when they bought star wars there wouldn't be a problem in the first place.
ALL OF IT!!
Skibidied my way 🤣🤣🤣
Without access to my tik tok reels I felt my congnative functions return. So true, so true.
Man's has more prep time than Batman
3:49 "I buried him in Space Mexico"
Shows Esteban half-shoved inside a shallow ditch with a tombstone casually leaning on him.
I mean I can't really blame Palpatine: he is getting pretty old.
"But what had happened was..." LMFAO 😂
A most logical explanation. Great use of “skibidi” as well!
It took 6 years for Esteban to stop wearing his storm trooper armor, and even then it was only because he upgraded to the first order suit. Now that's loyalty
new video idea: Yoda's Homophobia
3:57 This is honestly a great reason as to why he was MIA for so long
still made more sense than what disney gave us
This truly should become canon. Disney didn't even try to explain Palpatine's return lmao
"skibidied my way" "a skibidi toilet induced aneurism" I don't care what some may say about skibidi toilet being cringe (I myself find it loads of brainrot), but the way DrPhoxotic put it is just hilarious. Not even a Disney producer can match his level.
😂😂 makeshift fortnite glider , where does the good Dr come up with this stuff? 😂😂😂😂
A quite an explanation to be sure, but a welcome one.
better than disney fanfic
JJ Abrams and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race
The exit at the bottom of the shaft
Hennessey. Nice touch.
Your videos are awesome! More James Bond and political satire please! Those videos are too good.
The Empire pt2 pulled him out of an ultra super duper rare loot box
Rey has more personality here than in the entirety of the sequel trilogy.
0:56: for a second I thought a Toilet was going to show up.
....and now we know. Great one, Phox!
The best part of a journey, is the Estebans we met along the way.
I thought he just blasted through space with his force lightning until he got to Endor.
Even her ears are huge in comics. Fly Daisy fly.
Star Wars: Space Mexico. I like it
Yoda being homophobic sent me, common Yoda W 🤣🤣🤣
Sent you where? Space New Zealand?
That’s not a W.
The deathstar is a oversized reboot van confirmed!!!
Oh is it Don esteban from Risen? Give him his own series :D
Space New Zealand 😂
Thank you Doc for solving this mystery 😂😅🤣 I am sure most of us wondered how the heck did he survive falling down that reactor shaft... I hope that Musk man will give you a role in the new SW deinfantilized cannon when he inevitable buys out Disney😅🤣 😂
Why does he look like Bill Murray in the thumbnail XD
We just ignore that we saw Palpatine effing explode and vaporize into blue mist on screen.
Light show :D
Make one where Yoda sees the sequels and it’s just a ketamine dream
Esteban was the real hero of this story
Yoda needs to be explained now cuz as a former fan I'm lost now lol
Just as I thought......
Considering the Jedi/Sith ratio, one could say balance was brought.
Nice, the force is strong in this one. This channel is like a real hidden gem. Good parodys and art. I laughed like real hard. Thanks for that, I was very deppresed because I finished school this year and I realized I will never have a schoolgirl - girlfriend in this life. But hey, I realized that it was actualy just the outfit that turns me on, so if I ever get a girlfriend she could just wear it even if we are not actualy going to school. But then I was deppresed because I realized I do not have a girlfriend and probably never will, because I am a very shy nerd that can not even talk to woman. So jeah the point is I started to write some fanfictions, about Final Fantasy and thanks to your video I know Palpatine did the same. And that guy ruled the galaxy and had at least some "love" ones, because he is reys grandpa, or wait, not realy, it was his clone. No I just started eating star wars Oreos. They taste good. They have C3-PO on it. That is cool. I have no idea why I am telling you guys this... and you girls. If you are a girl and you are single, please tell me if you Pokemon Mystery dungeon sky. If your answer is yes, do you agre it should have a remake. Whatever. The point is Good video.
i think this is the funniest thing ive ever seen
Majority of Star Wars “lore” is just explaining plot holes.
Not really, there are some great characters in the lore
Not at all, the Disney stuff is. Kotor 1 and 2, the Clone Wars are phenomenal. Kotor is the best Star Wars media hands down
Actually there's an explanation. It's dead while he was falling he transfered his mind using the force to a poorly made clone of him in Exegol. Way before that, at the time of the construction of the Death Star he planned that contingency plan in Exegol with the clones and started the Sith Imperial Destroyers and the Army.
You're so funny my guy.
4:50 She didn't ask him why he only had 3 fingers also. She really needs to pay more attention
Still better story than the Acolyte.
makes sense, and it also explains how Luke's lightsaber was recovered. I guess he picked it up at the bottom of the shaft and then later forwarded it to Maz Kanata, knowing that it's a valuable tool
Holy shit Esteban! 😂
I herby Canonize these events. :)
Guard your gates.
I know you’re probably tired of it but if you could make more fallout content it would be great.
The Dr Phil sells you Chems was the first video I ever saw of yours and I still go back and watch it
Hopefully Elon Musk uncanonizes all this when he buys Disney.
That movie really didn't need to happen.
Forget the jedi. Tiktok prevents the sith from taking over.
Amazing!
0:55 you what?
Damn this is good
@2:30 dbza references here?? From the ginyu force??
1:16 Emperor Palpatine, thats not Trooper Esteban, thats Dr. Ivo Robotnik, the greatest genius of the planet Mobius, sole proprietary of Eggmanland, Eggman Empire aswell as Robotnik's LCC and Arch nemesis of blue rodent known as Sonic the Hedgehog, that god damn rascal and his repugnant followers always messing with his dreams and aspirations
Funny and logical :D
It was a dumb idea by Disney to include it, but can't forget that it was Legends that came up with this nonsense-idea in the first place.
Not all bad ideas are from Disney, only most of them.
Did you dig through Disney's trashcan to get this? XD
Is Palpatine AI and Rey voice acted?
genious!
Fun me this top class❤
LOL Still better than Disney trilogy!
Makeshift glida
Subscribed to pay disrespect to Disney
Ay i dont care, i want daisy ridley so bad
Or Luke
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
goat ( non cringe comment)
Interesting turn of events in this channel. He makes absurd sex comedy that really have no place in the story. This is the TH-cam version of what Henry Cavill was complaining about.
Donny Trumpatine?
Palpating sounds like Trump.
This is legit funnier than the majority of “comedies” that Hollywood shits out
This is legitimately hilarious
Not your best work
Disney destroyed star war's