@@MELTEDBUHTTER And also because Anakin Skywalker is a walking talking example of why everyone should respect the law against false surrender, it only leads to everyone never accepting surrender.
Obi-Wan is making Qui-Gon proud. He would have been the biggest war criminal of all if Maul hadn't killed him. That or his crippling gambling addiction.
“Well, I don’t think battle droids count as lifeforms, so it’s not really that bad…” *starts burning Genosians alive and executing them as they retreat* “…oh dear”
Using flamethrowers against military targets isnt a warcrime. Killing fleeing enemies who havent surrendered or who arent injured is also not a war crime. Idk why ventress is classified as a war crime when they arent present on a battlefield, somehow telling removing citizens from a battlefield to a shelter is deporting them which is also not a warcrime, the training of insurgents is once again not a war crime. Before 2 minutes into the video half of the "war crimes arent even war crimes so idk what the poster of this video is even talking about.
I still remember that episode where Anakin and Ahsoka are counting the number of droids they dismantle. Ki-Adi-Mundi played the game too and had beaten both their bodycounts. It's all heartwarming until you realize he wasn't fighting droids, he was leading the flamethrower squad and was burning Geonosians alive. *_SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG_*
i agree that him choking ppl is wrong and it technically IS a warcrime. Except most of the people he tortures are war criminals....so.....thats like saying killing a killer is wrong.
“You know, there’s lots of things you expect in war, carnage, the sleepless nights, but what they don’t prepare you for is the incessant use of fortunate son" (Anakin Skywalker)
The Jedi do that as well but apparently, it's wrong when a Sith Lord starts doing it. 🙄 Also, can we acknowledge the fact that in the Star Wars: Rebels episode where some Inquisitors tried to kidnap some force-sensitive children so that they could be used as dark side agents and in the end of the episode, Ahsoka tells Kanan that a Sith Lord tried the same thing during the Clone Wars even though that was never confirmed by the Jedi, themselves in said situation? We know that it was Darth Sidious behind Cad Bane's abduction of force-sensitive children because we have an outsider's view of things happening in the series, but the Jedi and the Republic don't.
@@williamkillian735 once the Jedi and the republic took control of kamino the murder of non compliant clones was stopped instead they were just put on janitorial work in the kaminoan facilities
@@deeznutz6312 Thank you for that bit of information. However I have also read that clones that weren’t up to snuff were “decommission” as well. Did that stop too or did the Jedi ever find out about that?
Star Wars is literally a fictional space fantasy universe filled with completely sentient droids and space wizards. An entirely different universe is going to have some different laws, rules, regulations and moralities. Some of our laws will align while many others won't. We have to remember that instead of shoving our real world politics and laws into these fictional events all the dang time. Not everything is exactly the same over there. What's considered a "war crime" to us, may not be in the Star Wars universe.
@@Vandicoup yeah but it should be comom sence to ad don't burn people alive to any rulebook because if you don't that's how you get weapons of mass destruction that's gona make millions suffer a long and painful death
No flamethrower use is absolutely a war crime. The only problem I can see with this video is that a lot of these crimes were committed on droids, aka non sentient beings so is it really *inhumane* persay?
It's not well known, but a curious aspect of flamethrower design is that the sound they make is eerily similar to the opening chords of Fortunate Son. Physicists have yet to uncover why this is.
I mean… there is no law that says aliens can’t be killed… there is no crime against alien laws, soooo yeah Robots/droids are not a problem, they are robots, they are not alive in the first place
@@kaizoisevilwhen Anakin wants to go to tattooine to check on his mother but can’t because it violates his orders to protect the senator so Padme goes to tattooine so Anakin will have to follow her is like the epitome of these two being reckless idiots who don’t follow regulation.
Well, it's a chicken or the egg problem. Did the Republic cause this with fake surrender? Or were the Separatists so brutal that Republic policy was dictated by their brutality towards surrendering clones?
@@kevinmencer3782 Honestly for this tactic to be so effective the Separatists must actually be accepting surrenders on a reliable basis. If the Septs were as brutal as the Republic claims then they would just kill the surrendering party instead of falling for their deception.
And therein lies the problem with such tactics. If a party fake surrenders in order to get in a cheap shot, then the opposition has good reason to show no mercy when people surrender for real.
@@kevinmencer3782 You do not fake surrender on an enemy that doesn't accept surrender. The whole dirty tactic depends on exploiting the good will of your enemy.
@Starkiller SithLord The separatists are much less centralised than the republic, Separatist leaders have less controll over grievous's shenanigans than the jedi and republic have over anakin's tomfoolery
If I had a nickel for every time Anakin faked surrendering to the Separatists, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
“There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no death, there is the Force. There is no Geneva Convention, there is the Geneva Bucket List.” -the full Jedi Code
@@jetheotaku The only things we ever learn about it is that it dictates prisoners must be blindfolded prior to execution, and that it's apparently so old no one remembers it.
Anakin actively participates in 8 of these war crimes including the one the uploader counted back for some reason...idk. Since there are 23 war crimes listed here in total, at 8 Anakin commits about 34.78% of the war crimes shown in this video. And while they're not TECHNICALLY Anakin's war crimes, I thought it'd be fun to add HALF of each of Ahsoka's crimes to Anakin's tally since...he was kinda responsible for her throughout the war. This brings Anakin to 10.5 war crimes or 45.65% of the trouble maker. It doesn't sound like a lot, certainly not as much as 90% (which, in order to get, Anakin would have to have committed 20.7 war crimes.) But when you account for the fact that, according to this video the scores for the ENTIRE war are as follows: Yoda - 1 Ki Adi Mundi - 1 Anakin - 8 Ahsoka - 5 Obi-Wan - 2 Bo Katan - 1 Clones - 2 Pong Krell - 1 Rex - 1 Padme - 2 Palpatine - 1 Anakin DEFINITELY has the most. Obi-Wan and Padme are only about 8% of the problem. The clones probably SHOULD rank higher, but I based them on whether or not they were in charge of the situation when the war crime was committed. Anyway, all of this because your 90% made me wonder what Anakin's ACTUAL percentage of ownership of these crimes were and...apparently it's 34.78% if you don't lump his in with Ahsoka.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 Keep in mind, my stats are solely based on this video. If they have more in other episodes that were not shown, then those numbers will skew. However, at a whopping total of 8, and probably more if some crimes are missing from this video, Anakin will probably have the most either way.
@@YodasTinyLightsaberTerrorists as they weren’t only fighting the occupational forces, and also targeted civilian infrastructure. Not sure that’s completely correct, I don’t remember those episodes entirely.
@@RianeBane yeah, that's an ethical question in and of itself, because there's several times where the droids show emotions like fear, and although moments like this are usually played for laughs, it's still concerning, especially when you consider the more intelligent droids like the: tactical droids, R2 D2 and C3P0.
A big reason for creating the clone wars series was the lack of development of Anakin in episode 2-3 He basically is good all the time and suddenly turns dark in 5 seconds of screentime So they tried to fix that with this scenes
Pretty much the Jedi creed for 30,000 years. Sith: 4 attempts at Jedi genocide, all in retaliation for attempted purges by the Jedi and Republic. Jedi: 700+ successful purges of non-Jedi religious groups, naturally Darkside species, Force using governments, and more!
1. Killing fleeing enemies is not a war crime. Surrendering enemies, yes, but pursuing an enemy in retreat is perfectly legitimate. 2. Flamethrowers can be used against combatants. 3. Partisan activity, labeled as terrorism in this video, is also generally legal (it's not terrorism if you're only targeting combatants and legitimate military targets). 4. Destroying defenseless enemies is legal if they're not surrendering, only then do they get protection. 5. Bank Fraud is a crime, but not a war crime, and I believe it is a legitimate tactic to disrupt your enemy as part of a military conflict. This has been your lesson in international law on the basis of the animated silly space fantasy show, thank you for listening
The Clone War was a manufactured conflict perpetrated by Palpatine to corrupt not only Anakin but the whole Jedi Order and the Galactic Republic. So this video is completely valid.
Well, no. The goal wasn't really to "corrupt" the Jedi, but to make them compromise their beliefs (okay, yeah corruption, but this is more specific) and remove them from the people, so it'd be easy to say "The Jedi are evil" and everyone would believe it. Also, wouldn't say the republic was corrupted. It's just that war does a great job of creating an Us Vs Them mob mentality that's really dangerous and easy to convince to do anything. You'll notice in U.S. history (if you are or aren't from there) that during wars is when we were the most united. Also when we were the most xenophobic and racist and printing slurs on the front page. As for Anakin, I always thought that was just a nice bonus for Palps. It seemed like he already had his plan in place and later learned Anakin was extremely powerful in the force and having trouble being a Jedi, so he took the chance.
Star Wars is literally a fictional space fantasy universe filled with completely sentient droids and space wizards. An entirely different universe is going to have some different laws, rules, regulations and moralities. Some of our laws will align while many others won't. We have to remember that instead of shoving our real world politics and laws into these fictional events all the dang time. Not everything is exactly the same over there. What's considered a "war crime" to us, may not be in the Star Wars universe.
@@generalkenobi1115 that, most importantly, provided power to all the citizens too, so they had to walk around in the dark. I wonder why they blamed the gov. and not the rebells. granted the gov. Was far from popular, but NO ONE blamed those who destroyed it?
Interestingly enough, in Knights of the Old Republic: the Jedi Order actually refused to take part in the Mandalorian Wars and the people lost faith in them as well. The Jedi Order really is damned if they do and damned if they don't.
Completely different circumstances. The Mandolorians were an external existential threat to the Republic, while the Confederacy was an internal power struggle.
@@auran_vesdranor War crimes like what? (Legitimate question). And even if that was the case, the Separatists (Mostly Dooku as he was the face of the CIS) were enslaving people, (such as the Twi'leks), contracting terrorists (such as Deathwatch), and murdering political adversaries (Mina Bonteri). Even through the Jedi Order did questionable and unethical things (like kidnapping force-sensitive children), we must be utilitarian and work to improve the lesser of two evils. It is always the Jedi who were the "hypocrites" and never the seen as an order that needed heavy reform.
Killed unarmed enemies Ordered friendly fire Slaughtered a village of civil population Killed unarmed kids Tried to kill his wife's ex boyfriend on jealousy Killed all his (now) allies on Mustafar
I would have loved a few clone wars episodes from the separatist perspective. You could have a general ordering the continued attack of a clone platoon trying to surrender because they’ve seen too many Jedi fake a surrender to get an unfair advantage.
I mean, kind of. Just seems like poor writing to me. Writers not recognizing the illegality and inhumanity of the actions that the "good guys" perform because they think it's a funny and quirky thing to do when writing it.
@@animore8626 It could also be that the message of 'both sides do bad things' was meant for more mature viewers, as kids and adults can enjoy this show.
Anakin: i think this war is destroying the principles of the Republic Also Anakin: *has commited more war crimes than literally anyone else on both factions combined*
@@davidgeorge1943 no no, Grievous would yell at his troops to commit war crimes such as trying to kill literally everything. Anakin would just do it when no one was looking or if he could convince Obi-wan to do it too.
@@xrstevenson no, i think grievous gets this one because friendly fire IS a warcrime. can you remember how Many times did grievous kill his own droids...
To be fair in this series we see a bloody Jedi Council member ordering the use of flamethrowers on sentient creatures, it's not like he was surrounded by paragons of morality when he was growing up.
@@vitoremanuel4374 I mean Geonosians are spawns of hell anyways, they commited probably the worst crimes, so who cares🤣 Let's give them some democracy!
Palpatine was really smart, he used a organic life forms army as the army for the republic, making the Jedi care about their troops, while also using a droid army (non organic life forms) for their enemies, making the Jedi ignore a lot of the moral implications of war.
Or Lucas found it easier to get PG and PG-13 ratings if the bad guys didn't bleed, and easier to sell toys for reenacting a war, so Lucasfilm would be able to teach their target market (kids) and keep that sweet, sweet merchandizing revenue coming in.
Ventress wasn't a non-combatant when Anakin went looking for her in Season 5. She was still a wanted fugitive of the Republic for commanding Separatist military forces and killing innocent people during the war. She only secured her pardon from the Jedi Council after Season 5 because she helped Ahsoka clear her name, despite being a wanted fugitive
"Anakin, you've become evil!" "Oh, so all the war crimes I've been doing up to now weren't? The torture, terrorism, false surrenders, I mean, what's really different this time?"
So terrorism means attacking the people that subjugated your entire planet? Not the actual group that is literally terrorizing your planet to do as they say?
To be fair with the first one, those "fleeing enemies" were still holding their weapons. Given that there is no indication they are not simply repositioning with the intent of continuing to fight, one would be justified in assuming that they are still active enemy combatants and justified in attacking them.
@@fredweesly6209 well this doesn't quite apply for B1s who have been shown to retreat when threatened or beg for mercy when dealing with a greater opposition.
@@Azraelseraphim At which point there have been slim to no "genocides" in history. Another term that gets thrown around too flippantly these days in order to virtue signal.
Republic: *uses perfidy tactics, like fake surrender or using civilian clothes* Also Republic: Why would separatists not take prisoners and attack civilians, that's so mean!!
It´s actualy pretty realistic. Same thing happened with the cruiser rules in WW1. The Allies started arming trade vessels and exploited the rules to destroy German convoy raiders so eventually the rules were just abandoned and trade vessels were destroyed at range with tens of thousands of sailors dying due to it.
@@ShepardCZ You have got it the wrong way around. The Q ships not only came first unrestricted submarine warfare was the direct response to them. Now I am not saying it was ok. It was still very messed up. But that is exactly why you do not mess with the rules of war. When people start ignoring conventions on things like surrender the rules of war quickly become meaningless which is exactly what we saw in WW1.
When you remember that Ashoka is 14-16 in Clone wars yet is put into war and given command of forces , Anakin is only 18/ 19 at start and is made a general with command over entire armies, and Obi Wan is a jedi monk who suddenly becomes a commander over the clones.And that the good guys use a entire planets worth of clones who are technically no older then maybe 10 to fight, and made the jedi peacekeepers into war generals.
If the Jedi hadn't taken command of the Clone Army, the command would have been given to people who actually studied how to wage war (unlike Jedi). Those people also didn't view clones as sentient so the Jedi felt they had to do it
Yeah this shit is insane. This is without mentioning all the cuestionable stuff the Jedi order does even in peacetime, like taking babies from their families to make them warrior monks.
@@madevilgenius7547 no. it depends whether on the life expectancy of her species or by what social standards she would be considered a child/adult in her society. on the other hand we saw jedi younglings like 6 or 7 years old training in the jedi temple in episode 3, so we can assume that she is a child. but we cant know for sure, since my nerdism is obviously not big enough to be familiar with her species life and social structure characteristics.
SW fans, when droids kill unarmed and defenceless clones: "This is outrageous, it's unfair" SW fans, when clones kill unarmed and defenceless droids: "Oh no, anyway... "
Anakin: "That's outrageous, it's unfair! How can you be on the council and NOT be a master??" Windu: "Oh, I don't know.. how about consider thinking about how you committed 95% of the war crimes during the war?"
"Captain Rex, how do you tell the difference between utility droids and battle droids?" "It's easy, Fives! The ones who run are battle droids, the ones who take cover are well-programmed battle droids! Ain't war hell? Get some! Get some!"
“Our Jedi master accreditation committee has determined you have exceeded the maximum war crime threshold this year to be considered for the rank of Jedi master. Despite Master Obi Wan’s insistence, the committee as a whole feels it would be poor precedent to issue this rank to someone who has exceeded the threshold by 924%. You may reapply for this rank in the next accreditation cycle, at the start of next year.” “…Or, I could marginally increase my war crime score and acredit myself.”
5:00 to me implies Anakin thinks so little of fighting normal battle droids at this point it takes him well over 10 seconds to realize they aren’t even fighting back.
You forgot about that highly ethical interrogation performed on Cad Bane by Anakin, Obi Wan and Windu which could have easily caused brain damage to a normal person.
Brain damage? I'm pretty sure a regular, non-enhanced human would have been lobotomized by that technique. Prying into the mind of someone else with the intent to extract information unwillingly? Enough stress on the brain could very well cause it to break.
@@blessedboy4404 friend... the jedi arnt STEALING children... they used their influence over the republic to get a law that FORCES parents to give up their children. TOTALY different and all legal. nothing at all wrong there. ;)
@@TyphoonBlast Maybe I missed a key part of that. I just found it weird that the clones were killing off Umbarans who were just defending their own planet from Republic invasion.
Ki-Adi-Mundi chopping up Geonosians, while flames are being spit around him with Fortunate Son playing in the background is something I never knew I needed in my life.
Star Wars is literally a fictional space fantasy universe filled with completely sentient droids and space wizards. An entirely different universe is going to have some different laws, rules, regulations and moralities. Some of our laws will align while many others won't. We have to remember that instead of shoving our real world politics and laws into these fictional events all the dang time. Not everything is exactly the same over there. What's considered a crime to us, may not be in the Star Wars universe.
To be fair, I don’t think that one counts. This was ordered by a traitor. A Separatist spy, essentially. Any non-traitor general wouldn’t have ordered it because it wasn’t true.
I feel bad, because at first I thought they weren't clones either, only because I was a little kid... (technically that's a separatist war crime because krell did end up being the bad guy working for doku)
But to be fair he said he was surrendering everyone on board even though He's the only 1on board he technically wasn't lying They just didn't accept the surrender.
I love the implication that Anakin has committed false surrender enough times for the tactical droid to know that he's lying just by looking at him.
"I don't need to have the most robust tactical programming in the Galaxy, it's fucking Anakin Skywalker your dumb fucks!"
I think he knew because its smart enough to know a Jedi wouldn’t surrender out of no where
@@MELTEDBUHTTER And also because Anakin Skywalker is a walking talking example of why everyone should respect the law against false surrender, it only leads to everyone never accepting surrender.
Realistically every attempt to surrender or bring aid would be met with gun fire so they are responsible for millions of deaths
Lol true
Obi Wan showing a lightsaber to Luke:
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
The civilized age:
Lmfao
While holding the famous kid slayer 3000
@@ternence8818 *youngling slayer
*Proceed to pull out the flamethrowers* 😂🔥
wheezing
Nice to see how Obi-Wan passed down the Art of the war crime to Anakin, who in-turn passed it down to Ahsoka. It's a dynasty now.
Like England to USA and USA to Taliban
She passed it to Kanan and Ezra, and they passed it to Sabine!
Who committed the first and then passed it down to Obi-Wan though
Imagine if Rey knew about all this
Obi-Wan is making Qui-Gon proud. He would have been the biggest war criminal of all if Maul hadn't killed him. That or his crippling gambling addiction.
"It's not a war crime, if you have fun!"
- General Grievous
general floppa
*Anakin Skywalker
Says as he's committing planet wide genocide on dathomir.
It's not a war crime if it's a droid!
"It's not a war crime if it hasn't been done before"
Canada... and the US
“Well, I don’t think battle droids count as lifeforms, so it’s not really that bad…”
*starts burning Genosians alive and executing them as they retreat*
“…oh dear”
My thought process summed up
Using flamethrowers against military targets isnt a warcrime. Killing fleeing enemies who havent surrendered or who arent injured is also not a war crime. Idk why ventress is classified as a war crime when they arent present on a battlefield, somehow telling removing citizens from a battlefield to a shelter is deporting them which is also not a warcrime, the training of insurgents is once again not a war crime. Before 2 minutes into the video half of the "war crimes arent even war crimes so idk what the poster of this video is even talking about.
@@masterhacker7065 Those are both literally warcrimes lmao
If the droids have sentience, I would argue that it is a war crime.
Genosians deserve it though
I still remember that episode where Anakin and Ahsoka are counting the number of droids they dismantle. Ki-Adi-Mundi played the game too and had beaten both their bodycounts.
It's all heartwarming until you realize he wasn't fighting droids, he was leading the flamethrower squad and was burning Geonosians alive.
*_SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG_*
I love how people only think of THAT song
@@harrambou9468 It's just for the meme. Quoting any other song wouldn't have the same trope-ish feeling.
The first time that song played in this video I belly laughed
geonosians were some evil fuckers i think it was appropriate
OOOH THEYRE RED WHITE AND BLUE
the fact that “torture” shows up multiple times and every single one of them is spearheaded by anakin
Makes ya wonder where Ahsoka learned it from lol
Meanwhile Obi Wan trolling his way to victory
i agree that him choking ppl is wrong and it technically IS a warcrime. Except most of the people he tortures are war criminals....so.....thats like saying killing a killer is wrong.
@@nate9030 I mean, killing a killer IS still wrong. We have the courts for that. Or police if they decide to go down swinging.
Lmao
"that one was clean, it cancels out the other warcrimes" Gotta fucken love zanny bro
💀
Which crime was he talking about then?
@@nathanbaumgardner2470 oh jesus I cant remember.
He’s the funniest 😂😂😂
@@AgentPrimus😂😂😂
The Geneva convention feels like a to do list for this show.
It's just a suggestions
It's a to-do list for any self-respecting military.
It's the Yavin code for them.
But anyways Anakin doesn't care.
Geneva doesn't exist in Star Wars
It's more of a guideline than actual rules
There's no Geneva Convention if there was never a Geneva in the first place.
its big brain time
Maybe a geonosis convention
This comment section has no chill.
@@ericgabrielbautistajaimes9187 There’s a Yavin Convention
@@MyenaVT Yavin Code,
To be fair fortunate son is the ultimate soundtrack for committing war crimes
Vietnam can tell you
Shouldn't it be the Soviet Anthem?
@@balrog262 so you have chosen *THE GULAG*
@@balrog262 how can it be a crime if it serves the mother land
@@raylambert3425 It can still be warcrimes and served the country
“You know, there’s lots of things you expect in war, carnage, the sleepless nights, but what they don’t prepare you for is the incessant use of fortunate son" (Anakin Skywalker)
Anakin commits the most war crimes, and yet everyone's reaction to seeing him turn to the dark side is like, "Wow, I didn't expect that at all."
willful ignorance is a powerful tool, and depressingly common among large scale religious organizations like the Jedi.
Palpatine had him heralded as a hero BECAUSE he committed war crimes
That’s because everyone else was also committing war crimes, just not as many
It’s because the Geneva Convention doesn’t exist in the Star Wars universe son no crimes are committed
Mfs are acting like the star wars universe abides by real world war crime rules or some shit…
“It’s only a war crime if you lose. Otherwise, it’s called strategy.”
-Anakin probably
*Also the United States*
@@wieldylattice3015 YUP
And the us
"it's only a war crime the first time" - fat electrician.
@@wieldylattice3015
*Don’t forget pretty much every Country aswell*
"Written by the victors, history is"
- Yoda, after being questioned about his war crimes
No Arguement There !!!
Who is victor?
@@oggo329 the ones who won the war
LOL yoda is the biggest hypocrite
"written by the history, victory is"
Clone: Finally no droids just organic like us
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Bring In The flamethrowers!
I'll bet he was the same one who turned Luke's aunt and uncle into crispy bodies
The clones grow naturally so you can add “Indoctrination of Child Soldiers” up there
The Jedi do that as well but apparently, it's wrong when a Sith Lord starts doing it. 🙄 Also, can we acknowledge the fact that in the Star Wars: Rebels episode where some Inquisitors tried to kidnap some force-sensitive children so that they could be used as dark side agents and in the end of the episode, Ahsoka tells Kanan that a Sith Lord tried the same thing during the Clone Wars even though that was never confirmed by the Jedi, themselves in said situation? We know that it was Darth Sidious behind Cad Bane's abduction of force-sensitive children because we have an outsider's view of things happening in the series, but the Jedi and the Republic don't.
Oh don’t forget those clones are forced to fight and if they refuse to fight they are “decommissioned” aka murdered. So slavery as well.
@@williamkillian735 once the Jedi and the republic took control of kamino the murder of non compliant clones was stopped instead they were just put on janitorial work in the kaminoan facilities
@@deeznutz6312 Thank you for that bit of information. However I have also read that clones that weren’t up to snuff were “decommission” as well. Did that stop too or did the Jedi ever find out about that?
@@williamkillian735 yes. I think the bad batch was actually named after a defective clone
“It’s not a war crime if it’s the separatists.”
-Anakin Skywalker
*proceeds to slaughter member of the Republic
Star Wars is literally a fictional space fantasy universe filled with completely sentient droids and space wizards. An entirely different universe is going to have some different laws, rules, regulations and moralities. Some of our laws will align while many others won't. We have to remember that instead of shoving our real world politics and laws into these fictional events all the dang time. Not everything is exactly the same over there. What's considered a "war crime" to us, may not be in the Star Wars universe.
@@Vandicoup yeah but it should be comom sence to ad don't burn people alive to any rulebook because if you don't that's how you get weapons of mass destruction that's gona make millions suffer a long and painful death
That's basically a central theme of the Prequels.
Or sand people
For the flamethrower one, having the song echoing down from Anakin and Ahsoka's perspective is one of the funniest things I have seen
I should known someone would do it eventually
God it's hilarious
@@rhedges9631I mean it is, but only if you’re using it against civilians or in an area with them
No flamethrower use is absolutely a war crime. The only problem I can see with this video is that a lot of these crimes were committed on droids, aka non sentient beings so is it really *inhumane* persay?
It's not well known, but a curious aspect of flamethrower design is that the sound they make is eerily similar to the opening chords of Fortunate Son. Physicists have yet to uncover why this is.
I laughed at 3:34 because of Cody's head popping up like he is a child wanting to see what is happening
Ok that is very cute thank you for the timestamp
Why am I only seeing this now 💀
"It's not inhumane if they're not human"
-Anakin Crimewalker
That's what the Nazis said, hahahaha
@@the_italian_weeb4732 future space Nazi,remember?
I mean… there is no law that says aliens can’t be killed… there is no crime against alien laws, soooo yeah
Robots/droids are not a problem, they are robots, they are not alive in the first place
"Even if they have a heart" Obi Wan Crinobi
Also Ahcroka Rimeo
"It's not a war crime if you're the good guy"
- Sun Tzu, Art of War
"it's not a crime against humanity if you are the hero's journey because you ate it"
-sun chinag Tzu the art of #grindset
"It's not a war crime if you win"
-USSR and US armed forces, 1946, Geneva, Switzerland
“To win a war you must commit warcrimes, or something like that.”
- Son Su, Skill of Battle
@@teamofone1219 history made by the winner
Rex: Sir, I’m pretty sure this is a war crime.
Anakin: It’s called *strategy,* Rex.
I heard that alot
Anakin committing warcrimes: another one off the bucket list
Its fine Rex, we're American
"I dont have such weaknesses"
Well most warcrimes are against living organism. So its ok if they are droids,robots, Androids, Cyborgs, Artificial inteligences
0:34 I love the echo, like it’s *eminating* from the clones themselves
Oh it does. That's their theme song. It follows wherever they go...
Ashoka: "Look, whats is that ?"
Flamethower Clone: "That's freedom 'n democracy baby"
FOR PEACE AND GLORY, NOW GRAB YOUR GUNS!
Your misuse of grammar and your butchering of AHSOKA’s name should be a crime
@@matthacker3481 flipped letters omg
Kiada Mundi: That clone is defective
FC: YEEE HAW!~
Now I need BDG to do another Unraveled now. Warcrimes in Star Wars or something among the lines
“A war crime is not, if win we do”
-Yoda after being confronted on his ketamine addiction
Underrated comment
"Extremely high on special K, I am."
- Also Yoda, for no reason
To be honest, the republic is not part of the Geneva convention
Not to mention the Jedi aren’t really a government body
indoctrinate children i did it was a little trolling it was
"Anakin Skywalker! You're under arrest for war crimes!"
Anakin: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
Best comment I’ve seen yet
Remember: its not a war crime if you win!
It's not a war crime when people can't tell which one
Anakin: "Alright, I surrender!"
@@mr.p215 lol
The fact that most of them are either Anakin, or someone close to him.
Ahsoka, me💀, and possibly Obi-Wan
Ki Adi Mundi got on the list while competing against Anakin
Because the series is about Anakin and people close to him
Padme legit sabotaged a city’s power infrastructure for espionage when she was invited on a diplomatic mission.
Based
@@KingInBlack69indubitably
Ah, yes... a diplomatic mission. Like mother like daughter.
At first I wondered how she fell for Anakin given that she knew his nature. Now it makes sense, bad girls like bad boys.
@@kaizoisevilwhen Anakin wants to go to tattooine to check on his mother but can’t because it violates his orders to protect the senator so Padme goes to tattooine so Anakin will have to follow her is like the epitome of these two being reckless idiots who don’t follow regulation.
"Separatist are so evil, they don't show any mercy when the enemy surrenders!"
Also the Republic, giving them several reasons on why.
Well, it's a chicken or the egg problem. Did the Republic cause this with fake surrender? Or were the Separatists so brutal that Republic policy was dictated by their brutality towards surrendering clones?
@@kevinmencer3782 Honestly for this tactic to be so effective the Separatists must actually be accepting surrenders on a reliable basis. If the Septs were as brutal as the Republic claims then they would just kill the surrendering party instead of falling for their deception.
And therein lies the problem with such tactics. If a party fake surrenders in order to get in a cheap shot, then the opposition has good reason to show no mercy when people surrender for real.
@@kevinmencer3782 You do not fake surrender on an enemy that doesn't accept surrender.
The whole dirty tactic depends on exploiting the good will of your enemy.
@Starkiller SithLord
The separatists are much less centralised than the republic, Separatist leaders have less controll over grievous's shenanigans than the jedi and republic have over anakin's tomfoolery
If I had a nickel for every time Anakin faked surrendering to the Separatists, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice.
Your reference....it is....most satisfying
3 if you count Obi-wan's fake surrender.
Those are only the ones you see on camera. Imagine how many times he probably does it off camera.
Hey then you can call yourself kid nickels on the fact that you have 2 nickels 😂😋🙏
When I read it I thought that sounded low, then I remembered that it’s more Obi-Wan’s tactic.
3:35 Obi-wan has the look of ”not again” and Cody has the look of “what is he doing?”
"It's not a warcrime if the enemy's a droid" - Mace Windu probably
Or if someone is to dangerous xD
*burns some bug species*
@@Atlantic_dummie they are not humans either
@@szczerbaty4469 neither is Yoda, or any of the characters really
@@szczerbaty4469 and Ashoka ain't human
“There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no death, there is the Force. There is no Geneva Convention, there is the Geneva Bucket List.”
-the full Jedi Code
Geneva Suggestion
I mean, there literally is no Geneva Convention. Geneva doesn't exist in Star Wars. :V
@@OneTrueNobodywell there apparently the yavin code which serves a in universe version
@@jetheotaku The only things we ever learn about it is that it dictates prisoners must be blindfolded prior to execution, and that it's apparently so old no one remembers it.
[With a Disney pirate's accent]
Well, they're more like guidelines, anyway...
“I mean, if you’re not committing war crimes, are you even really trying to win?”
-Probably Anakin
Omfg
American agencies and governments behind closed doors in a nutshell
anakin prob is a psycho tbh
but this is completely logical and true. no "good" side has ever won to establish good by being a goody two shoes in the face of evil
@@righteousdescent2271 That's because there is no good side.
Ashoka : whats that
Anakin : snips that’s what is called an average American person
Clones : fire in the hole
I love that Anakin is involved with 90% of them
Anakin actively participates in 8 of these war crimes including the one the uploader counted back for some reason...idk.
Since there are 23 war crimes listed here in total, at 8 Anakin commits about 34.78% of the war crimes shown in this video. And while they're not TECHNICALLY Anakin's war crimes, I thought it'd be fun to add HALF of each of Ahsoka's crimes to Anakin's tally since...he was kinda responsible for her throughout the war.
This brings Anakin to 10.5 war crimes or 45.65% of the trouble maker.
It doesn't sound like a lot, certainly not as much as 90% (which, in order to get, Anakin would have to have committed 20.7 war crimes.)
But when you account for the fact that, according to this video the scores for the ENTIRE war are as follows:
Yoda - 1
Ki Adi Mundi - 1
Anakin - 8
Ahsoka - 5
Obi-Wan - 2
Bo Katan - 1
Clones - 2
Pong Krell - 1
Rex - 1
Padme - 2
Palpatine - 1
Anakin DEFINITELY has the most. Obi-Wan and Padme are only about 8% of the problem. The clones probably SHOULD rank higher, but I based them on whether or not they were in charge of the situation when the war crime was committed.
Anyway, all of this because your 90% made me wonder what Anakin's ACTUAL percentage of ownership of these crimes were and...apparently it's 34.78% if you don't lump his in with Ahsoka.
@@brelidavbro what the fuck LOL
@@brelidav I'm shocked that Ki Adi Mundi didn't have more, what with him being a monster and all.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 Keep in mind, my stats are solely based on this video. If they have more in other episodes that were not shown, then those numbers will skew. However, at a whopping total of 8, and probably more if some crimes are missing from this video, Anakin will probably have the most either way.
I worked very hard to earn 1st place in war crimes
I love how Anakin is in most of them
"its the jedi way"
“I am the republic”
And his lover gets a whole section as well. Match made in HELL
Also rex
Hi kids, today we'll be watching commiting war crimes with Anakin.
10. “Training terrorists”
11. “Actual terrorism”
had me on the floor
Were they "terrorists" or "freedom fighters"? It's all a point of view.
Apparently, it's terrorism because even though they are targeting droids
Just like the US
@@YodasTinyLightsaberTerrorists as they weren’t only fighting the occupational forces, and also targeted civilian infrastructure. Not sure that’s completely correct, I don’t remember those episodes entirely.
@@jamiealisson8298not rly
As The Fat Electrician would say, “It’s not a war crime the first time.”
“You call it a war crime, I call it a strategy”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Art of War Crime*
I dont remember that from "the art of war"..lol
don't even try giving sun tzu a bad name you toad
@jetboi11 it’s a meme dude
Technoblade be like
It’s almost as if it’s slowly being reorganized into an evil empire or something.
what da chancellor doin
Hmmm... I wonder...
To be fair, the Republic has been committing war crimes since day one.
@@Ropetrick6 For real. Anyone remembering the Sith genocide?
Man, if that actually happen, it would be insane
The peaceful and Noble Jedi order:
"Hippity hoppity, droids have no rights because they're legally property."
Hey at least they're fair. *their* troops don't get any rights either
@@neatoburrito5839 true, u have a point
Well they're literally not alive, so that's not hypocritical at all. It's their cooperation with using the clones that's hypocritical.
@@RianeBane yeah, that's an ethical question in and of itself, because there's several times where the droids show emotions like fear, and although moments like this are usually played for laughs, it's still concerning, especially when you consider the more intelligent droids like the: tactical droids, R2 D2 and C3P0.
@@RianeBane they're clearly sentient
"OH NO! RUN FOR I-" *Yoda defends himself from free floating droids*
Dang that Anakin guy looks like he’s got some serious darkness in him. I wouldn’t trust him if I were them.
Right? I don't think he can even handle children
Pfft, what's the worst he could do. He isn't even a jedi master.
Oh he's a decent person, just ask the younglings!
@@LeumazDnazor I heard he told the other Jedis not to come to the Jedi temple tomorrow. He must be trying to save them from a separatist attack.
A big reason for creating the clone wars series was the lack of development of Anakin in episode 2-3
He basically is good all the time and suddenly turns dark in 5 seconds of screentime
So they tried to fix that with this scenes
"It was just a happy accident...."
"Anakin, you murdered 20 children."
"21, actually."
"Bob Ross has trained you well."
not just the children, but the men, and the women
Me, who just blew up an orphanage: "Pathetic"
Like I said, just a happy accident.
“Nothings illegal when you’re on the side of justice!”
-anakin… probably
"Nothings illegal when I do it" More like XD
"Anakin! just cause your the chosen one dosent mean you can do warcrimes!"
Obi wan probably
"On the right side of history, we are!"-Green Muppet
They loved sand, they deserved it -anakin.. definitely
Pretty much the Jedi creed for 30,000 years.
Sith: 4 attempts at Jedi genocide, all in retaliation for attempted purges by the Jedi and Republic.
Jedi: 700+ successful purges of non-Jedi religious groups, naturally Darkside species, Force using governments, and more!
1. Killing fleeing enemies is not a war crime. Surrendering enemies, yes, but pursuing an enemy in retreat is perfectly legitimate.
2. Flamethrowers can be used against combatants.
3. Partisan activity, labeled as terrorism in this video, is also generally legal (it's not terrorism if you're only targeting combatants and legitimate military targets).
4. Destroying defenseless enemies is legal if they're not surrendering, only then do they get protection.
5. Bank Fraud is a crime, but not a war crime, and I believe it is a legitimate tactic to disrupt your enemy as part of a military conflict.
This has been your lesson in international law on the basis of the animated silly space fantasy show, thank you for listening
If 2008 taught us anything it's that major bank fraud is barely a crime let alone a warcrime
Anakin is the master of committing war crimes
he learned that from Obi Wan- Master of Trolling
@@TheRogueOneYT Yoda invented trolling
Obi wan and Anakin took it to the next level tbh
I would like but it already has 66
he's just on the War Crime council, but he was not granted the rank of master
@@gisele_rdgz you're strong and wise and I'm very proud of you
The Clone War was a manufactured conflict perpetrated by Palpatine to corrupt not only Anakin but the whole Jedi Order and the Galactic Republic. So this video is completely valid.
Well, basically - to show the jedi how far they can fall and what kind of hypocrisy they commit.
@@mariuszsobolewski9839 yeah, all to protect the galaxy.
@@granalmirantethrawn2972 Which ultimately they did. Only a few decades after shit already hit the bed and stablize
Palps is responsible for all of them
Well, no. The goal wasn't really to "corrupt" the Jedi, but to make them compromise their beliefs (okay, yeah corruption, but this is more specific) and remove them from the people, so it'd be easy to say "The Jedi are evil" and everyone would believe it. Also, wouldn't say the republic was corrupted. It's just that war does a great job of creating an Us Vs Them mob mentality that's really dangerous and easy to convince to do anything. You'll notice in U.S. history (if you are or aren't from there) that during wars is when we were the most united. Also when we were the most xenophobic and racist and printing slurs on the front page. As for Anakin, I always thought that was just a nice bonus for Palps. It seemed like he already had his plan in place and later learned Anakin was extremely powerful in the force and having trouble being a Jedi, so he took the chance.
no to mention, from memory, anakin, ahsoka and Ki-Adi-Mundi had a game on geonosia to see who could get the highest KD.
Totally forgott about that
Sounds like they took that out of Japan's book
@@amon8562 The space samurai did what? Impossibru!!
They were fighting genosians as well not even just droids 😬
So? LOTR has the same thing with Legolas and Gimli
The use of fortunate son is perfect! Such perfect timing, I loved every moment of it! 😂😂😂
I like how we’ve got people committing mass murder, and then Padme’s casually committing fraud.
And terrorism under the disquise of diplomatic immunity.
anakin is her accomplice, and then youve got obi wan whos doing death sticks on the side to cope with all of anakins bullshit
@@master.gamer2022 While faking surrender and pulling his own horseshit
Star Wars is literally a fictional space fantasy universe filled with completely sentient droids and space wizards. An entirely different universe is going to have some different laws, rules, regulations and moralities. Some of our laws will align while many others won't. We have to remember that instead of shoving our real world politics and laws into these fictional events all the dang time. Not everything is exactly the same over there. What's considered a "war crime" to us, may not be in the Star Wars universe.
To be fair, a good half of these are just Anakin falling to the dark side, that's not so much the Republic as just...his character arc.
I love how it goes from “training terrorists” to “actual terrorism” 😂 made me lol for no reason
@@gavt5816 that is true,but they did destroy a power station tho
@@generalkenobi1115 that, most importantly, provided power to all the citizens too, so they had to walk around in the dark. I wonder why they blamed the gov. and not the rebells. granted the gov. Was far from popular, but NO ONE blamed those who destroyed it?
It’s a slippery slope as they say
Same
Seems like you laugh pretty easily then
Anakin is just that guy who’s the reason new laws are implemented
"He committed every war crime in the convention... and also a few that aren't in the convention... _yet._ "
69 lol
@@coltonenglebright8638 Execute Order 69... wait...?
@@tarvoc746 good soldiers follow orders
@@tarvoc746 Always remember, it's never a war crime the first time.
“BRING IN THE FLAME THROWERS!”
*guitar playing in the background*
The line “yes Cody,false surrender *is* a war crime” implies they exist like some sort of geneva convention
I mean I would think the jedi have stricter rules of engagement than the fucking U.S. military
@@carterf3585 still he uses the term war crime,which still implies some sort of galactic Geneva convention
@@archcampbell8487 Geonosis Convention
Geneva suggestion
I don't recall this line ever being said
Interestingly enough, in Knights of the Old Republic: the Jedi Order actually refused to take part in the Mandalorian Wars and the people lost faith in them as well. The Jedi Order really is damned if they do and damned if they don't.
this... this right here!
Completely different circumstances. The Mandolorians were an external existential threat to the Republic, while the Confederacy was an internal power struggle.
Might as well do it and go to hell for a reason.
I mean they also could've fought just without the war crimes. That's an option too...
@@auran_vesdranor War crimes like what? (Legitimate question). And even if that was the case, the Separatists (Mostly Dooku as he was the face of the CIS) were enslaving people, (such as the Twi'leks), contracting terrorists (such as Deathwatch), and murdering political adversaries (Mina Bonteri). Even through the Jedi Order did questionable and unethical things (like kidnapping force-sensitive children), we must be utilitarian and work to improve the lesser of two evils. It is always the Jedi who were the "hypocrites" and never the seen as an order that needed heavy reform.
“I think this war is bringing out the republic’s bad side” said Anakin who
1. Fake surrender
2. Used Torture
3. Used terrorist attacks
Of course he knows this, what do you think he's basing his claims off of?
4. Used Ahsoka as a child soldier
Killed unarmed enemies
Ordered friendly fire
Slaughtered a village of civil population
Killed unarmed kids
Tried to kill his wife's ex boyfriend on jealousy
Killed all his (now) allies on Mustafar
@@rakusin killing unarmed enemie is allright, you cannot kill a surrenering one
@@jonie1852 even stabbing him from the back?
6:00 OMG I remember the first time I saw that, I was WEEPING for those droids yo 😭🤧😭😭
They did nothing wrong. Poor droids
I would have loved a few clone wars episodes from the separatist perspective. You could have a general ordering the continued attack of a clone platoon trying to surrender because they’ve seen too many Jedi fake a surrender to get an unfair advantage.
Now we need tcw season 8
that would have been amazing but as far as I know, the stories narrated in Clone Wars it's actual Republic propaganda
@@charlysenpai I could stand to have a season of “the droid wars”
We did...with Lux.
@@shadows_star yes but I want MORE because its interesting to me
Due respect to the writers, showing that both sides in a war generally ignore rules of conduct when hostilities begin.
I mean, kind of. Just seems like poor writing to me. Writers not recognizing the illegality and inhumanity of the actions that the "good guys" perform because they think it's a funny and quirky thing to do when writing it.
@@animore8626 It could also be that the message of 'both sides do bad things' was meant for more mature viewers, as kids and adults can enjoy this show.
@@animore8626 nah, cause for the most part, we ignore it because they’re the “good guys”.
@@cityguard4847 "everyone thinks that they are the hero to their own story."
@@animore8626 wait are these actual war crimes in the Star Wars universe though?
I love how Cody's response to Rex shooting someone he thought was a clone was a mildly disappointed "what the heck are you doing"
I think they actually do say 'what the hell' at one point in that episode. Which makes it weirder that he just said 'heck' there.
@@ryankunst668 The "what the hell" line is that line. The "heck" is the censored variant of it.
@@The_Lonely_Mechagodzilla I could have sworn they say what the hell after cutup gets grabbed by the eel thing.
@@ryankunst668 Yeah, they do. I'm pretty sure it was also replaced with the censored version.
Why even censor "hell", anyway?
5:50 there's something so comical about how crosshair just throws that droid
Anakin: i think this war is destroying the principles of the Republic
Also Anakin: *has commited more war crimes than literally anyone else on both factions combined*
What about the professional war criminal, General Grievous?
@@davidgeorge1943 Can confirm, Grievous had the longest list of war crimes.
@@davidgeorge1943 no no, Grievous would yell at his troops to commit war crimes such as trying to kill literally everything. Anakin would just do it when no one was looking or if he could convince Obi-wan to do it too.
@@xrstevenson no, i think grievous gets this one because friendly fire IS a warcrime.
can you remember how Many times did grievous kill his own droids...
To be fair in this series we see a bloody Jedi Council member ordering the use of flamethrowers on sentient creatures, it's not like he was surrounded by paragons of morality when he was growing up.
"Flamethrowers: Inhumane"
Good thing it's only Geonosians
Well, geonosians aren't humans
Hey never burned a fly with a lighter and insecticide?
Good thing those bugs can't aim
Ki-Adi Mundi isn't human either. How would he know what "humane" means?
@@vitoremanuel4374 I mean Geonosians are spawns of hell anyways, they commited probably the worst crimes, so who cares🤣
Let's give them some democracy!
I love that Fortunate Son is just the war crime anthem always, particularly when any sort of incendiary weapon is use.
while it's actually a pacifist song, ironic
@@zwykyziomek2570 that’s way it’s against the Vietnam war which was filled with war crimes
@@wowie2358 like all war
@@ImmaLittlePip
No, the Vietnam War in particular
@@klyk69 the nam war was based in that respect.
Omg Anakin’s fake surrender and then the big time rush theme song playing had me laughing
Palpatine was really smart, he used a organic life forms army as the army for the republic, making the Jedi care about their troops, while also using a droid army (non organic life forms) for their enemies, making the Jedi ignore a lot of the moral implications of war.
Oh that’s actually good
🤯
Or Lucas found it easier to get PG and PG-13 ratings if the bad guys didn't bleed, and easier to sell toys for reenacting a war, so Lucasfilm would be able to teach their target market (kids) and keep that sweet, sweet merchandizing revenue coming in.
@@kongming66what's that watsonian vs darwinian explanation or something? where there's an in-universe explanation and an out-of-universe explanation
Honestly the droids were more humane and human like than those clones.
Anakin in the prequels: Brooding and Angst filled
Anakin in the clone wars show: Why so serious Obi Wan?
And this is why we love the clone wars
@@benstone596 I mean, fittingly, the movies are the more serious and influential periods of time and situations.... As you might reasonably expect
Vader: "Wanna know how I got these scars?"
Nurse: "From Obi-Wan?"
Vader: "From Obi-Wan."
I understood the DC reference.
“It didnt feel like a war crime while i was doing it”
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
Ventress wasn't a non-combatant when Anakin went looking for her in Season 5. She was still a wanted fugitive of the Republic for commanding Separatist military forces and killing innocent people during the war. She only secured her pardon from the Jedi Council after Season 5 because she helped Ahsoka clear her name, despite being a wanted fugitive
"Bring in the flame throwers" always kills me
Fun fact, that's not a war crime
It also kills the Geonosians...
@@Joel-5556 Nope still not a war crime, just not practical to use anymore
It's not a war crime. It's pest control.
Though it looks fun, I don't know if I want to wear one for the risk of explosion...😅
"Anakin, you've become evil!"
"Oh, so all the war crimes I've been doing up to now weren't? The torture, terrorism, false surrenders, I mean, what's really different this time?"
well this time you're fighting against us, and that's really crossing the line
"You murdered children."
So terrorism means attacking the people that subjugated your entire planet? Not the actual group that is literally terrorizing your planet to do as they say?
"Probably the fact that none of those involved murdering kids. Per se, anyway."
@@tinobemellow”I murdered children before, remember those Tuskens?”
To be fair with the first one, those "fleeing enemies" were still holding their weapons. Given that there is no indication they are not simply repositioning with the intent of continuing to fight, one would be justified in assuming that they are still active enemy combatants and justified in attacking them.
Yes, and they are droids so the have no sense if morale so they would continue with their orders to go fight
Do droids count?
@@mosesmm5473
Yes, droids absolutely count.
@@mosesmm5473 Droid rights exist!
@@fredweesly6209 well this doesn't quite apply for B1s who have been shown to retreat when threatened or beg for mercy when dealing with a greater opposition.
0:23 Vietnam moment
"it's not genocide if you leave 2 of them alive"
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
No no. Its not genocide if you wipe them all out and rewrite history stating they never existed at all. Leave no evidence behind.
The Sith lords were living proof of that. They spent a thousand years perfecting it.
@@Azraelseraphim At which point there have been slim to no "genocides" in history. Another term that gets thrown around too flippantly these days in order to virtue signal.
Republic: *uses perfidy tactics, like fake surrender or using civilian clothes*
Also Republic: Why would separatists not take prisoners and attack civilians, that's so mean!!
It´s actualy pretty realistic. Same thing happened with the cruiser rules in WW1. The Allies started arming trade vessels and exploited the rules to destroy German convoy raiders so eventually the rules were just abandoned and trade vessels were destroyed at range with tens of thousands of sailors dying due to it.
@@XMysticHerox Well, of course they armed the trade vessels after Germany declared total submarine war.
@@ShepardCZ You have got it the wrong way around. The Q ships not only came first unrestricted submarine warfare was the direct response to them.
Now I am not saying it was ok. It was still very messed up. But that is exactly why you do not mess with the rules of war. When people start ignoring conventions on things like surrender the rules of war quickly become meaningless which is exactly what we saw in WW1.
4:56 considering the fact that those battle droids were reprogrammed, Anakin was pretty much attacking civilians, not defenseless enemies
(Civilians wearing uniforms that look identical to those of enemy soldiers.)
@@InventorZahran nonetheless he knew damn well they weren’t hostile. No blaster rifles. Dude said fuck da rules of engagement
WELCOME TO EAGO
@@D_RandomGuy._. **ignites lightsaber**
**vrrrrm vrrrm vrrrrrrrrm**
**electrical sparks**
**clunk clang clunk thud**
SPOILER
i love how they free a planet from separatist because padme ashoka rex were infeccted by the blue shadow virus
The Republic committing warcrimes❌
Anakin committing warcrimes✅
When you remember that Ashoka is 14-16 in Clone wars yet is put into war and given command of forces , Anakin is only 18/ 19 at start and is made a general with command over entire armies, and Obi Wan is a jedi monk who suddenly becomes a commander over the clones.And that the good guys use a entire planets worth of clones who are technically no older then maybe 10 to fight, and made the jedi peacekeepers into war generals.
If the Jedi hadn't taken command of the Clone Army, the command would have been given to people who actually studied how to wage war (unlike Jedi).
Those people also didn't view clones as sentient so the Jedi felt they had to do it
And wouldn't that make Ashoka a child soldier?
Yeah this shit is insane. This is without mentioning all the cuestionable stuff the Jedi order does even in peacetime, like taking babies from their families to make them warrior monks.
@@aguywithalotofopinions412 they ask first .... Some times (then if the family says no they take the baby anyway)
@@madevilgenius7547 no. it depends whether on the life expectancy of her species or by what social standards she would be considered a child/adult in her society. on the other hand we saw jedi younglings like 6 or 7 years old training in the jedi temple in episode 3, so we can assume that she is a child. but we cant know for sure, since my nerdism is obviously not big enough to be familiar with her species life and social structure characteristics.
“That one was clean, it cancels out the earlier warcrime” 😭😭😭
Fucking Zanny 💀💀
SW fans, when droids kill unarmed and defenceless clones: "This is outrageous, it's unfair"
SW fans, when clones kill unarmed and defenceless droids: "Oh no, anyway... "
That's what I'm saying. Can't commit war crimes against a machine. There not alive
@@valdr2286 A nice loophole
@@valdr2286 hell yah, fuck droids, besides, the droids are also committing war crimes, so the republic is just giving what they are given.
SW fans seeing surrendering battle droids getting killed:
"I sleep"
Also SW fans seeing surrendering astromech droids getting killed:
"Now that is an avengers level threat"
Droids are pretty oppressed lol
Anakin: "That's outrageous, it's unfair! How can you be on the council and NOT be a master??"
Windu: "Oh, I don't know.. how about consider thinking about how you committed 95% of the war crimes during the war?"
"Captain Rex, how do you tell the difference between utility droids and battle droids?"
"It's easy, Fives! The ones who run are battle droids, the ones who take cover are well-programmed battle droids! Ain't war hell? Get some! Get some!"
Full Metal Jacket reference?
@@jamesbellefeuille2926 yeah lol
And Rex = Animal mother?
@@mcmarkmarkson7115 I can't remember what the door gunner's name is, if he even has one in the movie. I haven't seen the movie in forever.
@@mcmarkmarkson7115 Rex would be Gunny Hartman. Wrecker would be Animal Mother. Edit: Fives would be Joker.
Anakin: Why am I not granted rank of master?
Also Anakin: (commit 90% of warcrime)
Chopper commited rest 10%
“Our Jedi master accreditation committee has determined you have exceeded the maximum war crime threshold this year to be considered for the rank of Jedi master. Despite Master Obi Wan’s insistence, the committee as a whole feels it would be poor precedent to issue this rank to someone who has exceeded the threshold by 924%. You may reapply for this rank in the next accreditation cycle, at the start of next year.”
“…Or, I could marginally increase my war crime score and acredit myself.”
The entire Jedi council is the literal definition of a war crime
Reasonable
5:00 to me implies Anakin thinks so little of fighting normal battle droids at this point it takes him well over 10 seconds to realize they aren’t even fighting back.
Or his ptsd is that bad already
It was practice for when he took out the children
@@someguy9301💀
What episode is this
@@itslynk01 Mystery of a Thousand Moons
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Season 1, Episode 18
"I am doing my part!" 14 year old Ahsoka, cutting another enemy of the republic in half. "Hahaha" (approving laughter from jedi order).
Fortunate Son coming on every time the clones switch to War Crimes Mode™ is hilarious.
The echoed Fortunate Son when it zooms out of the cave is top tier
I would like this, but it's at 666.
You forgot about that highly ethical interrogation performed on Cad Bane by Anakin, Obi Wan and Windu which could have easily caused brain damage to a normal person.
Brain damage? I'm pretty sure a regular, non-enhanced human would have been lobotomized by that technique. Prying into the mind of someone else with the intent to extract information unwillingly? Enough stress on the brain could very well cause it to break.
U forget that he was hired to steal children
@@gijoepaul854 From people who were already stealing them in the first place, but that's a different discussion.
@@blessedboy4404 friend... the jedi arnt STEALING children...
they used their influence over the republic to get a law that FORCES parents to give up their children.
TOTALY different and all legal. nothing at all wrong there. ;)
@@drizzt7dourden7 Yeah this whole thing being a law is the funniest part, we're not the bad guys if we make it legal lmao.
“That was clean, so it makes up for the other war crime.” God, I love Zanny.
the fact Star Wars takes place before the Geneva convention took place doesn't make this video more entertaining
What Pong Krell did to the clones on Umbara is a whole new level of war crimes before Order 66.
That was more like treason and murder. War crimes are usually understood to be against a real or perceived enemy, not one's own soldiers.
To be fair, the clones themselves were committing crimes against the Umbarans.
@@kaizoisevilhave seen Umbara??? That’s the one planet during the clone wars that deserves orbital bombardment (besides geonosis)
@@TyphoonBlast Maybe I missed a key part of that. I just found it weird that the clones were killing off Umbarans who were just defending their own planet from Republic invasion.
@@TyphoonBlastThe malevalon creek of star wars
Ki-Adi-Mundi chopping up Geonosians, while flames are being spit around him with Fortunate Son playing in the background is something I never knew I needed in my life.
Thank you for actually giving the specific war crimes instead of just showing clips of them committing more crimes
Literally no war crimes
@@tonypringles2285 _Some_ of those were war crimes. Offering false surrender for one.
Anakin when he commits war crimes: "It's not the Geneva Convention, its a Geneva suggestion."
"Chancellor Palpatine, war crimes are our speciality."
Star Wars is literally a fictional space fantasy universe filled with completely sentient droids and space wizards. An entirely different universe is going to have some different laws, rules, regulations and moralities. Some of our laws will align while many others won't. We have to remember that instead of shoving our real world politics and laws into these fictional events all the dang time. Not everything is exactly the same over there. What's considered a crime to us, may not be in the Star Wars universe.
The Umbara arc killed me... that scene when the two companies of clones engage was just so damn painful
Second most painful
First was the ending of s7
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That kind of tragedy used to happen a lot in major conflicts too and it was always gut wrenching when the men found out.
To be fair, I don’t think that one counts. This was ordered by a traitor. A Separatist spy, essentially. Any non-traitor general wouldn’t have ordered it because it wasn’t true.
Where kids cried: Fives death.
Where men cried: Waxer death.
I feel bad, because at first I thought they weren't clones either, only because I was a little kid... (technically that's a separatist war crime because krell did end up being the bad guy working for doku)
"that one was clean it cancels out the earlier warcrime"
I am deceased
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And the underrated comment award goes to: angry Canadian! 🏆🏆
But to be fair he said he was surrendering everyone on board even though He's the only 1on board he technically wasn't lying They just didn't accept the surrender.
Certified Zan Clan moment
@@OneBrainCellMember”time for another war crime, as I always say!”
@@Reddemomantf237of course the Canadian knows how to War Crime
I mean, in Onderon's case, it's about as much "terrorism" as much as any other resistance against an occupying force is.