Police impersonator caught on To Catch a predator Michael Patterson

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 มี.ค. 2016
  • Dude was NOT a cop. Not a private detective assistant. Thats all lies. The police interview of M Patterson, arrested in the bowling green sting 2007. Never before seen as of 2016. Original footage, available for public interest.
    His screen name was jon_raven2000. Decoy was 13 year olds.
    He received 46 months in federal prison and 10 years supervised release.
    His chat is also available online.

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  • @JoEbY-X
    @JoEbY-X 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    For those of you who don't remember, this is the guy who ran back into the house and screamed like Homer Simpson when the cops tried to tase him.

    • @mattsupertramp6506
      @mattsupertramp6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I was wondering why he was still in handcuffs

    • @KJ-kd5rx
      @KJ-kd5rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lolllll now I remember!!!

    • @powerliftingmarine8960
      @powerliftingmarine8960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JoEbYX LOL ! 😂

    • @ladonnabrock8613
      @ladonnabrock8613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      JoEbYX That cracked me up!

    • @CygnusRoc
      @CygnusRoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      More like Daffy Duck actually 🦆

  • @liammatthews4651
    @liammatthews4651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Officer: "What kind of private investigations you do?"
    Mike: "Just investigating privates mainly"

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Undercover

    • @forgottenpalace4472
      @forgottenpalace4472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So funny!

    • @wren4413
      @wren4413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I woke my husband up to read him this comment

    • @jackflash743
      @jackflash743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what the f...... does the make of his pc have anything to do with it

    • @forgottenpalace4472
      @forgottenpalace4472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jackflash743 I suppose they're trying to act friendly, get him to talk more.

  • @Charm111871
    @Charm111871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    He’s got balls to list his estranged wife as an emergency contact. I would like to be a fly on the wall to hear that conversation.

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like he’s got desperation

    • @monicawatson2537
      @monicawatson2537 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The thing is if they are still legally married then she is next of kin and has to act as power of attorney for medical decisions and things like that.

  • @perspgold8945
    @perspgold8945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Papers must have their own microphone

    • @jaroncreed
      @jaroncreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TrashTVTreasures
      @TrashTVTreasures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ajspice
      @ajspice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The little white thing on the desk is a conference mic. It's picking up the sound of the papers through the table :-)

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cute, lol, had phone would leave emojis

    • @TheTerriRunnelsTR
      @TheTerriRunnelsTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😄😁😆😅🤣☺

  • @sapphicsandwich6890
    @sapphicsandwich6890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    AND this dude emptied out someone else bank account. I had this happen to me, it really sucked. Thief, cop impersonator, and perv. What a guy.

    • @scarface82us
      @scarface82us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You had someone steal from you? What happened?

    • @Autumn_Forest_
      @Autumn_Forest_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Carrie Piazza But he has a midterm to study for, so it’s all ok. They should just let him go.

    • @fendertremolo9793
      @fendertremolo9793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Jim AItruist it's not against the law to travel across state lines with a fire arm,he's not a felon either. Idiot

    • @fendertremolo9793
      @fendertremolo9793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy crap, no one cares

    • @jackzegas
      @jackzegas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No he just happened to have a card on someone else's account but it was sent to his address and had his name on it. Seems like a perfectly honest mistake. 🤭

  • @fintan3563
    @fintan3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Going through a divorce, fired a month ago and now this. He’s going down fast!

    • @OurTalisman
      @OurTalisman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To quote Tony Soprano, "You bottomed out, kid."

    • @darlenelindstrom7219
      @darlenelindstrom7219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He just graduated from academy if he did? I graduated from my academy got full basic post degree then went one year thru probation but I was sworn in ! He is full of crap!

    • @eileenwright1742
      @eileenwright1742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And elects to discuss his actions with the ever helpful police.

    • @HappyHarryHardon
      @HappyHarryHardon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hell be going down even faster when he gets to his cell and meets his cellmate.

    • @SubZeRoy9
      @SubZeRoy9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder what he looks like now. If he's been going down at that rate since he was on tcap he must look awful. Lol

  • @valentinakallias7672
    @valentinakallias7672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I go to sleep listening these clips. They have this calming effect and make me feel quite good about my life. Sure I have a bunch of unpaid bills, but at least I am not in this dude's shoes.

    • @donneuner2883
      @donneuner2883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So true‼️

    • @casper24ism
      @casper24ism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep

    • @LATERZA00
      @LATERZA00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thanks. This is why I am here. My life IS a wreck but I am happy I am far from this guys reality! My life is great after watching 10 minutes of these creeps losing everything. It's relief.

    • @moneyfornothing3264
      @moneyfornothing3264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LATERZA00 : why a wreck?

    • @andrewcruz1931
      @andrewcruz1931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Might wanna pay those bills .

  • @Black3y3dAng3L
    @Black3y3dAng3L 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I love the way this officer conducted the interrogation. No small talk, no B.S., and no talking to him like they're buddies. Just honest and straightforward.

    • @nicifclean
      @nicifclean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, same thing I said, he gave him zero small talk, acted like he didn't even hear him about the zipper

    • @lotusfae
      @lotusfae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think by this point they knew the other tactics weren't gonna work since he was already in deep shit with them. Hard to build rapport when the guy has to stay in cuffs due to how he acted lol

    • @1whocs486
      @1whocs486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      These cops and detective's are good

    • @challism
      @challism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There's a good reason many detectives go thru that cringy buddy-buddy routine, though.

    • @greasylimpet3323
      @greasylimpet3323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least he didn't ask him to 'walk with me', or ask him if he was 'over here or over there', like Timothy Kyne.

  • @zachkrigstein9091
    @zachkrigstein9091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    HE LISTED HIS EX WIFE AS THE EMERGENCY CONTACT!

    • @donkeyslayer4661
      @donkeyslayer4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When she hears about this, it's gonna be, " Never heard of the bum", then realizes the old alimony check might be absent for a few years.

    • @mgoody777
      @mgoody777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was "Just being honest" LMAO

    • @forgottenpalace4472
      @forgottenpalace4472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No friends.

  • @alemontwisted9508
    @alemontwisted9508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    He remembered everything else in life instead of that girl's name lol

    • @jackzegas
      @jackzegas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah he met her parents yesterday and she called today but he can't remember her name....lol

    • @sirrichter5336
      @sirrichter5336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shows what a piece of shit he is, he’s only in it for the superficial aspects of the relationship like the girls body

    • @tiamat_023
      @tiamat_023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dustin Mcphetridge, same thing. His memory is spot on. Even gets kudos from Dudinsky for remembering his license plate number (who the hell knows their license plate number). Can't remember any specifics about his little tropes though.

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tiamat_023 too much saki at the Japanese steakhouse? lol

  • @ScottH1130
    @ScottH1130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    He signed more papers to be arrested than I signed to purchase my home.

    • @remotelylucy
      @remotelylucy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao best comment

    • @averywilliams1908
      @averywilliams1908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆

    • @xanlysphynx8839
      @xanlysphynx8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So many papers and docu signs lol good one cause damn they make u sign a lot of shit twice

    • @fuzzybutkus3951
      @fuzzybutkus3951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well done Scott.haha

    • @karlamae7700
      @karlamae7700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes sense to me...you bought something, he is going to jail for a long time lol....(but yes, I felt like I signed my name on the dotted line for a straight hour when we purchased our home too!)

  • @ronnymunroe5743
    @ronnymunroe5743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    You drove 5 hours to meet a 14 year old when you could have drove 1 hour to meet a 20 year old. Real smart dude

    • @poolside123canadian7
      @poolside123canadian7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      👍🏻. 5 hours is from Vancouver Canada to Vancouver, Washington. Long ass drive.

    • @114D
      @114D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He wanted the cleanest best pleasure

    • @rambocheeseburger6245
      @rambocheeseburger6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      If Johnny drives 5 hours to meet a 14 year old and 1 hour to meet a 20 year old, how long would Johnny have to drive to meet a 22 year old?

    • @Krawberry
      @Krawberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scotty7617 almost threw up reading that

    • @patrickpatpat1885
      @patrickpatpat1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great question! 😂😂😂Wong Burger

  • @brianmadison7166
    @brianmadison7166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    It's funny how the detective softens his words "You'll be lodged at the Warren county jail". He makes it sound as if Mike is going to a hotel.

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Brian Madison Not the type of lodging he was looking to do when he left the house.

    • @brianmadison7166
      @brianmadison7166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +crazyworld54321 LOL, exactly!

    • @blahcomments4218
      @blahcomments4218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He should of never waived his rights.

    • @alemontwisted9508
      @alemontwisted9508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They tend to be nicer to fellow officers

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ThePerfect Complex maybe for a DUI, but this? Hell no.

  • @johnpettersen9492
    @johnpettersen9492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    becomes cop : loses job for impersonating a cop
    🤔

    • @alemontwisted9508
      @alemontwisted9508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John Pettersen 😂😂

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can only be a cop when the on duty cops tell you that you can be a cop too then when u get off you find a off duty cop and tell him he can be a cop while you are not being a cop.

    • @88omair
      @88omair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Found the missing link everyone

    • @markbrezzell2923
      @markbrezzell2923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He doesn't successfully finish anything he started. Did not finish cop career. Didn't finish school. Didn't finish his date.

    • @Mike1614b
      @Mike1614b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@markbrezzell2923 hey, his career is finished

  • @vtorialyn
    @vtorialyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This is scary. You know he would, or already did, intimidate young girls pretending to be a police officer. 🥺

    • @urcookin
      @urcookin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A lot of cops do this today and nothing happens. The guy that killed Breonna Taylor did it multiple times in Louisville.

    • @Harley08
      @Harley08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@urcookin Maybe in your State

    • @demonicar
      @demonicar 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@urcookinit’s not “a lot” of cops. There are over 700,000 police officers in the U.S. Even if you found 100 examples of bad cops that would only be 0.014% of them.

  • @jbt369
    @jbt369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "I hope so, I have a midterm" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

    • @88omair
      @88omair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don't worry perv your cellmate will organize the final examination

    • @mgoody777
      @mgoody777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And that damn amazing zipper!,.it keeps unzipping itself ,even while sitting! Oh and those damn Mid-term exams..Great officer though, he just ignored this POS and kept doing his job. The Big Boys where he's going, he won't have to worry about a zipper issue

    • @MrMarckeedee
      @MrMarckeedee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then starts counting how many years it’s going to take him to get enough credits to graduate from his current 20 credits “20, 40, 60, ‘. Ironically this could have been the weeks he could spend locked up.

    • @kathleenmedlyn
      @kathleenmedlyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah pretty pathetic.

    • @tinawindham6958
      @tinawindham6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh one perp that lived with his sister..he got caught on a Saturday and wanted to know if he could get to church in the am bc he had been working on turning his life around. Except for this tiny indiscretion👍🏻

  • @JacaboBlanco
    @JacaboBlanco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    You'd think if you had to drive 5 hours, that during those 5 hours of driving, even a scumbag would come to their senses and know they were making a huge mistake.

    • @victorvillemygmail1358
      @victorvillemygmail1358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I feel like the decision is made long before they even head out to meet the person From the moment they go on chatting with the actresses

    • @belmum1689
      @belmum1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Didn't u hear what Chris said just what they wrote in the online chatroom is enough to arrest most of them, in fact one was arrested and he didn't even go to the sting house.

    • @donaldleyton4977
      @donaldleyton4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@belmum1689 The guy who didn't go to the house shot himself when they tried to arrest him. That's why they stopped making the show. I think dateline went to far with that one. The guys who go to the house get what they deserve obviously, but the guy who didn't show up at the house didn't deserve the same treatment as someone who did.

    • @donaldleyton4977
      @donaldleyton4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@belmum1689 I care about due process. The bottom line is the guy who didn't go to the sting house was chatting with an adult pretending to be a child, not an actual child. And before you say "the decoy said they were underage so he must've thought they were", ask yourself this: do you support arresting people for thought crime? Because that's what that is. You don't know what he was thinking. The ones who go to the house definitely show intent, and should definitely be arrested, but the fact that he didn't go to the house means the police could never prove what his intentions actually were. For all you know he misread the chat and thought they were 21 instead of 12, and then realized he had made a mistake so he didn't show up. The police have to prove intent for the pedos to be convicted in these cases, and not showing up makes that impossible to prove.

    • @belmum1689
      @belmum1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@donaldleyton4977 But they didn't think they were talking to an adult, about them meeting and having sex, no they actually thought they were talking to a minor

  • @nikkisixx5913
    @nikkisixx5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    He's scoffs when he's asked about child pronography and about drugs, when he's already done the worst thing he can do

  • @rangerdanger585
    @rangerdanger585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    His fish are gonna be so shocked when they find out.

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hope he told his ex to feed them!

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They don't deserve to die

    • @tovebjrsvik4964
      @tovebjrsvik4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😁

    • @thirdstar9255
      @thirdstar9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This gon keel Dustin's mama

    • @TheSal702
      @TheSal702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh Cawd

  • @TaterChip91
    @TaterChip91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    You know whats crazy, this happened 14 years ago and I know what I was doing that exact day...not going to prison.

    • @urcookin
      @urcookin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The decoy is nearing 40 now too.

    • @sk___4206
      @sk___4206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@urcookin *30

    • @scotsman6712
      @scotsman6712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was nowhere NEAR comet pizza!

    • @wiseauserious8750
      @wiseauserious8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I miss 14 years ago..

    • @mikejones6791
      @mikejones6791 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet you have a record though!

  • @GrannyJB
    @GrannyJB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    And, he pretends like he can’t remember the name of a 20 year old that he went to meet up with.....he knows her freaking name and I bet she is 14 years old...

    • @nathanielwutherich2085
      @nathanielwutherich2085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re probably right

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d understand if it was someone he met like five years ago, but since he says the girl just called him yesterday there’s no way he doesn’t remember her name. Reminds me of Dustins interrogation with Dudensky

    • @goldensongs1018
      @goldensongs1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he met her parents.

    • @thomashenebry8269
      @thomashenebry8269 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only thing he doesn't try is the broken English act, which wouldn't work for him, anyway.

  • @dukeman7595
    @dukeman7595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    I don't think many people have talked themselves out of jail, however, there are many that talked themselves into jail.

    • @devontecaples1993
      @devontecaples1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joseph M exactly

    • @two0nina
      @two0nina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol ain't that the truth

    • @Sheikh_Speare
      @Sheikh_Speare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@czechchicklet6890 really? I've seen the interrogation a whole bunch of times but never once heard him say his friend was in on it. 🤔 Can you point out where in the video he said that?

    • @czechchicklet6890
      @czechchicklet6890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sheikh_Speare
      I don't have the time right now but he talks about his friend sending him videos and telling him about a site. He gave the KBI the guy's name, which we didn't hear as they muted it out. He talks about him.
      When I have time I will tell you when it is in the video. Probably today, possibly tomorrow.

    • @Sheikh_Speare
      @Sheikh_Speare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@czechchicklet6890 I see, I have an idea on where to look, I definitely need to hear this, I can't believe I missed something like that. Thank you for the info. 👍

  • @invisibleuser_d9fe3H1obHj7
    @invisibleuser_d9fe3H1obHj7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    *Literally* a former a cop and he _still_ gives an interrogation... Incredible

    • @LW-tb3cz
      @LW-tb3cz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was a trainee for a few months before he was thrown off the force.

    • @scotsman6712
      @scotsman6712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "I don't know if I wanna get my attorney involved"....wow.

    • @russellhamner4898
      @russellhamner4898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, it was a smart move! As a cop, he knows that you can talk your way out of felony charges like this, especially since he's one of them. That's how Raunchy Jim Rauch got them to un-arrest him and put air in his tires before letting him go with not a warning but an APOLOGY. Lawyers are just going to give you the boring advice to remain silent and not say anything. BORING.

    • @invisibleuser_d9fe3H1obHj7
      @invisibleuser_d9fe3H1obHj7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@russellhamner4898 lmao fuckin what??

    • @urcookin
      @urcookin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LW-tb3cz bet they’d hire him down in FL

  • @waysav
    @waysav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    37:37 "I want to make sure you have every opportunity to tell your side of the story." In other words, every opportunity to further incriminate yourself.

    • @louloubelle1330
      @louloubelle1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly. Words have so much power when used correctly see how they slays lower their heads and look away from the camera

    • @denniscotey8182
      @denniscotey8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed. The police are never there to help you. They are there to make a case against you, period!

    • @russellhamner4898
      @russellhamner4898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They still believe at that point that they can talk their way out of the arrest. It's hard to accept that you're about to go to jail, so I think the tendency is to latch onto the irrational delusion that this can be wriggled out of if you just come up with a plausible denial. The smartest thing is to just accept that you're being charged and if "your side of the story" will clear you, then let your lawyer tell it IN COURT.

    • @judy-9999
      @judy-9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@russellhamner4898 I understand your point .. 👍 I think. However *in the case of anything connected in any kind of way, with LEO* (law enforcement officer) there are varying fractions of a chance that they CAN wiggle out of this somehow. In the states we’ve all seen it happen 🤥 day after day with dui & murder/ manslaughter.

    • @Harley08
      @Harley08 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He knows that they have enough to go forward regardless.

  • @sadaesthetic724
    @sadaesthetic724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    That poor fish caught up in all of this.

    • @GEVINCHYGAMEZ
      @GEVINCHYGAMEZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just b quiet ans serve youre time hhis guy is talking about mid terms this guy is disillusional as fuck like wtf all that is over with bro...........

    • @Wingsnthings23
      @Wingsnthings23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      funniest comment award

    • @jackzegas
      @jackzegas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's OK I'll just put them in the holding tank

    • @coreyk4048
      @coreyk4048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought the same thing!! Whos going to feed the fish???

    • @carolehayden8566
      @carolehayden8566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was concerned about the fish 🐟 too.

  • @GrannyJB
    @GrannyJB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I love the way he keeps whining about the arm and the detective won’t even acknowledge him. Haha!

    • @russellhamner4898
      @russellhamner4898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That grumbling! He wants to be acknowledged but they are not EVEN trying to hear it.

    • @tinawindham6958
      @tinawindham6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would one up him . Never mind your problem, look at what’s wrong with me!

    • @PepekBezlepek
      @PepekBezlepek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh yeees, that's one of the best things about this video 👌☠️

    • @JMazzaTaz
      @JMazzaTaz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He keeps whining about the zipper on his pants too. Kinda funny that he decided to wear pants that he KNOWS has a broken zipper on them. That should show some intent

  • @BUTTALUV
    @BUTTALUV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "So, lieutenant. What are we investigating tonight?"

    • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
      @BrianSmith-yq7ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s Bad Lieutenant

    • @cherylbritt7227
      @cherylbritt7227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right!? 24yo and a lieutenant 😂😂😂😂

  • @Psychology
    @Psychology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Cop: "What's your name?"
    Predator: "Micheal Joseph Patterson"
    Cop: "Father's name?"
    Predator: "John Patterson"
    Cop: "Uncle's name?"
    Predator: "Scott Petterson"

  • @katherine6969
    @katherine6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    *they tased the crap out of me*
    Good.

  • @VoidBastard
    @VoidBastard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Officer: "What made you come?"
    Mike: "We didn't get to that part obviously." ×Holds up cuffs×

    • @lilpatbanks4295
      @lilpatbanks4295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      !!! Ol Trifflin asss

    • @deansley174
      @deansley174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @NativeWarrior88
      @NativeWarrior88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jay No Uta He’s not going to think he’s so funny if they happen to run out of protective housing cells and he has to go to gen pop

    • @alecblue4736
      @alecblue4736 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @tinman-uf4to
      @tinman-uf4to 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay No Uta 😂

  • @platedlizard
    @platedlizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "Well, I'm going through a divorce," lol his wife just got the house, the dog, the kids, and the bank accounts haha

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She would have anyway.

    • @iwanaGoFast2010
      @iwanaGoFast2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Which adds up to 10 dollars and 92 cents. Cha Ching

    • @louloubelle1330
      @louloubelle1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything

    • @louloubelle1330
      @louloubelle1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jshepard152 no she’d have gotten HALF

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@louloubelle1330
      That's make believe. I'm referring to the real world.

  • @flatrounds
    @flatrounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “I am a police officer.”
    *actually was arrested for impersonating one last month*

    • @nowirehangers2815
      @nowirehangers2815 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Source?

    • @flatrounds
      @flatrounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Waiting On Elvis the video

    • @Secter84
      @Secter84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No cause he was a cop at the time so he wasn't impersonating. He just didnt have the authority to have red and blue lights on his personal vehicle.

    • @nowirehangers2815
      @nowirehangers2815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Q Daddy thanks for your reply.
      Appreciated

    • @aboowolak8246
      @aboowolak8246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was he on metro state force

  • @ScholarforTruth
    @ScholarforTruth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Could they have moved any faster? He has a midterm to prepare for.

    • @sadaesthetic724
      @sadaesthetic724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ikr, and a fish, ffs these cops be acting crazy ain't no one got time for this shit.

    • @catluva74
      @catluva74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm sure he can retake the test if he gives a note from the cops

    • @mattsupertramp6506
      @mattsupertramp6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @TheNotBees
      @TheNotBees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@catluva74 I once had a student ask if he could make up the exam he missed, since he was acquitted. I said yes.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheNotBees You did the right thing Val

  • @CkArtGirl7
    @CkArtGirl7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    That door sounds like it belongs in a haunted house.

    • @deansley174
      @deansley174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @czechchicklet6890
      @czechchicklet6890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, the creepo does, lol.

    • @jennytellya4564
      @jennytellya4564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk if it's haunted but that disgusting chi-mo looks so scared he's about to piss his pants! Woo Hoo!!!

    • @nyjwain_97
      @nyjwain_97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @areahjay
      @areahjay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg I thought I was the only one noticing that I was like wtf is that. 😂😂

  • @stevealdrich1365
    @stevealdrich1365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Detective: do you have any animals in the house?
    Michael: no, just me. 😆 🤣

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right, cause he's definitely an ANIMAL 😠😡

  • @jackzegas
    @jackzegas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Cop is smooth " we want to search your car to get anything in it that might cause harm if someone were to break into it AT THE POLICE STATION".....LOL

    • @donkeyslayer4661
      @donkeyslayer4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The car is not at the police station, it in the yard of the tow company. The police are going through the car, there.

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then why would they say he can come out and watch the search?

    • @jackzegas
      @jackzegas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrMaddox57 because it won't make one damn bit of difference when they find incriminating evidence. They're giving him a sense of false security, acting like they're being nice to him, and giving him the sense he has control, so he'll agree to the search. It's a classic psychological ploy that detectives use.

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackzegas was answering Donkey, but great point, lol

    • @Michael-pf8we
      @Michael-pf8we 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I wont lie to you”

  • @statinskill
    @statinskill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Not an ex-cop obviously, the last thing a cop would do is talk to a cop.

    • @you7uber5
      @you7uber5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +statinskill he was a ex cop

    • @statinskill
      @statinskill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Steven Z
      3 months don't count.

    • @statinskill
      @statinskill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Steven Z
      Did Holtzclaw say anything at all? All I can find is he was convicted through witnesses and circumstantial evidence such as gps logs etc. Just because you remain silent doesn't mean the bloody axe you were busted with isn't going to talk, you know.

    • @ursulasmith6402
      @ursulasmith6402 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      so true

    • @shelleyzillerr
      @shelleyzillerr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +statinskill if you're referring to Daniel holtzclaw

  • @threecreationleather6596
    @threecreationleather6596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Supplying KBI with his internet provider, cell phone provider, screen names of potential victims, etc., etc., etc. sure makes their job easier. Thanks for helping them get you off the street Mike, we appreciate it.

    • @hnduil
      @hnduil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      These people are such dipshits.... blows my mind. They’d hear one word from me, “lawyer”.

    • @kevinfacts5200
      @kevinfacts5200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They knew his screen name from dateline bit

    • @kenamaro3942
      @kenamaro3942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He got almost 4 years prison time about 10 years less then he should have..

    • @1whocs486
      @1whocs486 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!!!! Thank you

    • @tjw1861
      @tjw1861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kenamaro3942 because he cooperated?

  • @importantmancommenting9336
    @importantmancommenting9336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Imagine driving 5hrs just to mess your life up

    • @BoneCK15
      @BoneCK15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Literally everyone that's been to Vegas.

    • @lenhudson8194
      @lenhudson8194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I do a great job messing it up at home.

    • @rebeccascott8404
      @rebeccascott8404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even worse... Wanting sex from a child.

    • @cindidavis7836
      @cindidavis7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5 hours for a blow job.. desperate.. don't they cost like $20 on a corner 🤔

    • @kathleenmedlyn
      @kathleenmedlyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cindidavis7836 Those girls are too old for him.

  • @davefrommerrimack6941
    @davefrommerrimack6941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Pontiac Grand Am?"
    "Grand Am GT"
    Oh, a GT, well, now we are impressed!

    • @KDS2331
      @KDS2331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☠☠☠☠☠

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh course you are. All you car guys get hard ons talking cars

    • @KDS2331
      @KDS2331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@salvagemonster3612 well if you knew anything about the car world, you would know we were making fun. Nobody gives a shit about a grand am or grand am GT.

    • @MrMarckeedee
      @MrMarckeedee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. Just the type car you’d expect for this douche to drive.

    • @MrMarckeedee
      @MrMarckeedee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@salvagemonster3612 sarcasm much?

  • @9woah1horses60
    @9woah1horses60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    “They tazed the crap out of me.”
    Cop in background laughs.
    22:45

    • @gd.523
      @gd.523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      William Martin lol. I heard it too 🤣

    • @killya9571
      @killya9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fuck Snitches and Police

    • @Heartbeat214
      @Heartbeat214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@killya9571 You sound like such a happy and positive person :)

    • @killya9571
      @killya9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck snitches and police.

    • @matthewbunker1078
      @matthewbunker1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kelly a gangsta, lol

  • @Crimejaildotcom
    @Crimejaildotcom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The most boring predator in the history of the show. The personality of a dead cat.

    • @ryanhall2656
      @ryanhall2656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mlee2001 u must be a fellow cho mo

    • @thanosbustedinyourmum
      @thanosbustedinyourmum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude tried to say something in sound smart trying to say this guy made a mistake is disgusting you aint getting any of my likes. Do drove 6 hours To perform sexual acts on a twelve-year-old

    • @gd.523
      @gd.523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He might be boring, but this comment section is 🔥. One of the most entertaining as of yet

    • @jamesrosano9439
      @jamesrosano9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim raunch Tim kyne and many others had way more personality than this guy

    • @mj-100
      @mj-100 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I still enjoy this guys TCaP segment and interrogation, just seeing all the stupid decisions he has made in life so far. Having the single best arrest certainly elevates him despite his lack of 'character' 😂

  • @anthonymaslow798
    @anthonymaslow798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This cop is good. He gets really affirmative and commanding, almost conspiratorial, like, "hey, buddy we're both cops, let's get er done," and he's his commanding officer...and it totally works.

    • @ryanthelion408
      @ryanthelion408 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s not what conspiratorial means… lol. I think you mean solidarity but you seem low IQ so I’m not sure

  • @chevychaser
    @chevychaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    His takedown is one of the most hilarious tcap takedowns

  • @all_caps_0603
    @all_caps_0603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Hazel blue eyes 🙄🙄

    • @mercedes523
      @mercedes523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ashley Corona your pic is funny

    • @chanelguerra2734
      @chanelguerra2734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol, I was laughing at that too 🧐

    • @TheGreekPianist
      @TheGreekPianist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ashley Corona Lmao I was thinking that too...brown mixed with blue?

    • @hannahrose4266
      @hannahrose4266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dogman yellow brown with blue around the outside are green eyes. Natural green eyes. They form an illusion to make green like a ziploc bag. Hazel is something else.

    • @karriebelle49
      @karriebelle49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ashley Corona yes he sounded like he was flirting with the cop the way he said it.

  • @treefolkhero2850
    @treefolkhero2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Is there any child pronography?
    “No lol, pffft!”

  • @realdeal1811
    @realdeal1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Damn cops must tell you they are using everything you say and you have right to lawyer and you must sign this to waive your rights and everyone does it, unreal.

  • @kevinc6763
    @kevinc6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Absolutely insane. How can this guy have been a sworn officer, yet agree to talk to the investigator?? Never, ever, under ANY circumstances talk to the police. Always remain silent and request to consult your legal counsel. What a total weirdo 🤣

    • @vandeolkon
      @vandeolkon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good judgment doesn’t seem to be his strong suit….

    • @robbob19871
      @robbob19871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's his own personal narcissistic ways to think he can talk to cops without counsel. I bet he wanted to represent himself during the trial

  • @RageFire12
    @RageFire12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    The only thing more unforgivable than his solicitation of a minor was his possession of a Toshiba laptop.

    • @thecappeningchannel515
      @thecappeningchannel515  7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i ued one to upload this video. its ok.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now why is it you have footage of these interviews and not the raw footage of all the TCAP tapes? Seems Joey Jerimiah has only the third season (and some of those are blocked)

    • @thecappeningchannel515
      @thecappeningchannel515  7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Troy Wright
      These are public material, retrieved at great effort from police archives. The TCAP footage is owned by NBC and is copyrighted material. TH-cam takes it down if uploaded. You will find very few TCAP episodes and footagee that has been up for very long.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok not on youtube....so where can I watch it exactly? after seeing such great quotes from the 3rd season from predators who were only given 30 seconds on the show I'm eager to watch more raw footage of tcap interviews

    • @thecappeningchannel515
      @thecappeningchannel515  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Troy Wright
      Call NBC.

  • @nickturnbull5454
    @nickturnbull5454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Is there ever a reason to willingly talk to the police without an attorney present? I would be hesitant to say anything even if I was innocent.

    • @CNDcovert
      @CNDcovert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes its true, but if you're legit and all is well you don't have to go to court lol

    • @jeffallen255
      @jeffallen255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Every attorney will tell you to identify yourself and invoke your right to silence.

    • @BenB8290
      @BenB8290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Nick Turnbull Short answer, no. Even if you're innocent, you may be in a mental state of emotional shock or duress and may make statements in which you unwillingly incriminate yourself. You can be telling the truth, did nothing wrong, but convey something in a way that implies guilt and could be charged. It's always better to look guilty at home instead of innocent in jail.

    • @brandonkelly7303
      @brandonkelly7303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nick Turnbull that sounds like a child molester statement

    • @mikewilliam4801
      @mikewilliam4801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      +Nick Turnbull You are exactly correct. You are NOT going to talk the police out of anything and the police are NOT your friend. NEVER talk to the police or sign a statement without an Attorney. Look how many man were wrongly convicted for Rape, murder and now DNA has freed them.

  • @hnduil
    @hnduil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Michael: I think I should have a lawyer
    Officer: that’s up to you, mike, but I’d really like to talk to you and figure out what’s going on ❤️ 😍😍😘
    Michael: ok fine, you’re so sweet. I will incriminate myself

  • @mhr5586
    @mhr5586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    After seeing this video, I've had a "lightbulb " moment for my future. I'm going to design, market and patten a spandex police utility pants for law enforcement . Flexibility and comfort. Durable in the crotch for bending over for doughnuts, strong waistband to hold the weight of gut fat that hangs over. My first sales appointment will be this Police department. Next stop.....every police department I can find.

    • @cydneec9554
      @cydneec9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let’s collab!

  • @franciscocollazo7863
    @franciscocollazo7863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I work in HR and no reputable company would ever hire Michael. Once his criminal background check is pulled up and they see his embezzlement conviction, it be an automatic turn down. He was wasting his time in college.

  • @takecareofyrshoes
    @takecareofyrshoes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I wasn't gonna hurt nobody or do nothing bad.
    ~ Dustin McPhetridge

    • @takecareofyrshoes
      @takecareofyrshoes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I'm just being honest.

    • @peterhitchens3306
      @peterhitchens3306 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It was a 50/50 thing!

    • @germanyharris7740
      @germanyharris7740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      legend has it, he's still being honest today...

    • @germanyharris7740
      @germanyharris7740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      legend has it he's still being honest today...

    • @PVTRIAE
      @PVTRIAE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      but he was just being ownuest.. he can't hurt nobody. *proceeds to out his cane in plain sight to let everyone know he's got cerebral palsy looking for that pity. * he just wants to shave ya.

  • @MrMaddox57
    @MrMaddox57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's hard enough to pass a police department background check for a position with the police. EXTREMELY difficult to pass a check for work with the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. This man is ruined. No job, lost out on college, divorce, criminal record.... disaster. And he might not have even realized how BAD it was at the time.

  • @jonlee5097
    @jonlee5097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What a dirt bag he drove 51/2 hrs. and still never changed his mind glad they caught this one

  • @sevenrats
    @sevenrats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Never, ever, waive your right to remain silent. Always call an attorney. Then cooperate. Nobody ever talked their ass out of trouble in a police interview.

    • @choppertyrant21st
      @choppertyrant21st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ssshhh... Stop trying to advise other sick fuck pedophiles what to do... Let these waists of lives bury themselves... Fuck wrong with u 🤦

    • @sevenrats
      @sevenrats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@choppertyrant21st You're kinda stupid huh? First they're not pedophiles, they're hebephiles. Second, nobody is looking for legal advice on TH-cam comments. Third, with any charge, guilty or innocent you need to not talk to the police alone. Fourth and last, the police themselves are legally bound to tell you not to talk to them or you may incriminate yourself, which is why we have Miranda Rights.

    • @choppertyrant21st
      @choppertyrant21st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wouldnt be so proud about knowing all this information.. acting like its still ok... Youre all sick and deserve the needle

    • @choppertyrant21st
      @choppertyrant21st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And eveeybody agreeing with you are probably lurking around trying to snatch of children as we speak.... Its fuckex up because there is so many of you..... Have fun with that knowledge though..... Letting these sick people know that any of this is ok in anyway... Make you just as much as a disturbed individual!!! I cant beleive there is actually people out hear making excuses for these deadbeats!!! Like ang of this is ok....🤦

    • @FullspecActual
      @FullspecActual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for stating the obvious but personally in this interview, I'm glad to see him suffer. Which side are you on anyway

  • @MewtwoGenetic
    @MewtwoGenetic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Cop: What kind of investigations you do?
    Michael Patterson:..... cheating...

    • @SpaceCadet2569
      @SpaceCadet2569 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MewtwoGenetic Has

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lt. ODaaaaaaay investigation services, lol

  • @SMFFL100
    @SMFFL100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    He claims he's 5'11", 195 lbs. If u look up his arrest info, he's 5'9", 175. Those are normal stats, but he's the type of person that can't help himself but to exaggerate everything in his life, due to feelings of inadequacies.

    • @mattmattix2598
      @mattmattix2598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m 5’11” and everyone in my is taller than me. It sucks.

    • @josephdockemeyer6782
      @josephdockemeyer6782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seeing the sting video, I thought he looked taller than 5'9" tbh. To me he looked about 5'11, 185. But I guess the decoy is really tiny?

    • @scotsman6712
      @scotsman6712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      penis length: "uh...about 18 inches"

    • @jamesrosano9439
      @jamesrosano9439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s should be 5:11 195 cute though built good

    • @HustleMuscleGhias
      @HustleMuscleGhias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@gsesquire3441 I've been down that road before of what is my exact height and requested that my height ( without shoes ) be measured when getting a physical at the beginning of 2020.. Turns out I'm exactly 5' 10.75", which begs the question of which way I round it on forms that don't accept fractions. Do I be modest and round down to 5'10" or fudge the 5'11"?

  • @ravenabove5317
    @ravenabove5317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I fucking love the anger in the interrogators voice. He knows exactly what this guy did and you can tell he is pissed and is not even trying to be nice.

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be hard for me to be Nice to people like this. Kids are So INNOCENT 😇😇

  • @SeeburgMusic
    @SeeburgMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "is there anything in your car that can be considered dangerous?"
    "Just my 40 caliber gun"
    LOLOLOL!!!

  • @serverofcawd7578
    @serverofcawd7578 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    you let your fellow students down on your midterm Mike they probley got an F thanks to you.

  • @tomfuller5585
    @tomfuller5585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    38:10 "I'm not stoopid. I'm not a f***ing creep." No, Mike, you are, and you are.

  • @irelandsown6466
    @irelandsown6466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Hazel blue eyes 😂😂😂, Was he flirting 😂😂

    • @mikewithers6891
      @mikewithers6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pos

    • @intensepassion3382
      @intensepassion3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wondered too...something his mama probably always told him

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the way he said it
      @@intensepassion3382 lol,

    • @johnkeller3226
      @johnkeller3226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hazel is blue green...not hazel blue.

    • @irelandsown6466
      @irelandsown6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnkeller3226 I bet you are fun to be around.

  • @OHLeeRedux
    @OHLeeRedux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    A police department sorely in need of a fitness program.

    • @gabstersmith87
      @gabstersmith87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Why do you think there called pigs

    • @ursulasmith6402
      @ursulasmith6402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes, pt before duty

    • @aegisfate117
      @aegisfate117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's just America

    • @bucknunley359
      @bucknunley359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      absolutely incredible hardly. I’m thin, my wife and kids are thin, my friends are thin. I know some fat people but they are Mexicans.

    • @localizer3195
      @localizer3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dudeinski isn't fat. hes made of st33l

  • @connor7716
    @connor7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how he called him self a police officer, but just “works” underneath one? Sounds legit ...nice fire arm charge he added on lol

  • @martika324
    @martika324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Goddamn zipper....comes apart on these pants!" LOL, how convenient!

  • @Eevivivi
    @Eevivivi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This dude started chatting to the decoy and went to visit her the same day. That's one bad afternoon.

  • @MrSkywryter
    @MrSkywryter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Hazel blue eyes."

  • @brianmadison7166
    @brianmadison7166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Your Mid-Term should be the least of your worries Mike!

  • @jaymanc80
    @jaymanc80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Isnt it ironic and funny how he list's his wife as his emergency contact phone number???? Wow seriously??? His emergency contact is the same person who's gonna kill him when she finds out about what a sick thing he's done!!!

  • @amandataebby
    @amandataebby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I'm going through a divorce" is almost always a BS lie. Not even just predators, but men trying to get in anyone's pants. One time, I thought I was going to a professional lunch meeting with someone for a job.. then he pulls the "You know, I'm going through a divorce" BS at the end and asked to go out again, and I was totally done. Do some people seriously think that works?

    • @deltabravokilo5799
      @deltabravokilo5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not sure if it works but I'd love to talk about this over lunch. It'd be nice to connect with someone -- things have been rough for me lately because I'm going through a divorce.

    • @noweare1
      @noweare1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deltabravokilo5799 I knew someone was going to use that against her.

    • @m.b.3916
      @m.b.3916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deltabravokilo5799 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kystars
    @kystars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Michael Patterson recieved 3 years and 10 months for this. I hope it was worth it .

    • @anthonyhutchins676
      @anthonyhutchins676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Plus the 10 years of supervision... Ive been on probation before and that shit fucking sucks...

    • @dm0065
      @dm0065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@anthonyhutchins676 The type of supervision that a chomo gets must be EXTRA sucky. He's got that probation officer climbing all up in his shit constantly I'll bet.

    • @matthewbunker1078
      @matthewbunker1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same as RICHARD WATWOOOOOOOOOD, lol

    • @matthewbunker1078
      @matthewbunker1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Some ppl take jail over probation. Yeah, you may be out of jail while on probation, but the court can make your life a living HELL. Probation CONSTANTLY nagging you like a bitch. You basically become a dog on a lease. It SUCKS. The court fines, too, are a demoralizing pain in the add.

    • @matthewbunker1078
      @matthewbunker1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *ass

  • @MADCITYSTUDIOS
    @MADCITYSTUDIOS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "I won't ever lie to ya" - Says the cop doing the questioning. Federal law states Police officers ARE ALLOWED to lie to you!!

    • @buyingiscrack
      @buyingiscrack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What law Is that exactly?

    • @CaliGamer1
      @CaliGamer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But if you ask them online if they’re a cop, they HAVE to tell you
      ~ TCaP legend Jeff Stacy

    • @fendertremolo9793
      @fendertremolo9793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just cause they're allowed to lie, doesn't mean that cop will. Stupid!

    • @Flibbybibby
      @Flibbybibby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Orly Ray
      ^Awe look folks it’s a naive blue-noser!
      “Policemen are always nice guys! FOX News told me so and Trump kisses ossifers every day too on the cheeks”
      -Orly Ray (local genius)

    • @domisthebomb09
      @domisthebomb09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fendertremolo9793 but they will. They only care about one thing... throwing you in jail and throwing away the key

  • @lynaeefe2185
    @lynaeefe2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    These comments are great😂 All you guys made my day, thank you🥰

  • @jamessoltis5407
    @jamessoltis5407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    ...guy might have been working up the creep ladder towards Ted Bundy status, with those cuffs and that handgun in his car. As the great Barney Fife may have said, “It’s probably best this was nipped in the bud.”

    • @Xxxxxx19-p1c
      @Xxxxxx19-p1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hail the Great Barney Fife. 🤟🏼

  • @TooTrue2
    @TooTrue2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Why censor his personal info? Who's going to steal his identity???

    • @danielkaseman4276
      @danielkaseman4276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @moniqqx5579
      @moniqqx5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      An Identity thief.

    • @s.tavares3257
      @s.tavares3257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s more about people “harassing” and trying to harm him physically, although he deserves it.

    • @durawins
      @durawins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael yea but this guys a loser and his life is already ruined, and he’s a creep who would wana steel those stats, I think that’s what the person was getting at.

    • @user-wickedflower
      @user-wickedflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael its a fuckin joke dude

  • @peet404
    @peet404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I'm Chris Hansen and were doing a story on people who are addicted to to catch a predator.
    Shit I'd do a double life sentence 😂😂😂😂 #tcapisthebest

    • @alexanderkostik9717
      @alexanderkostik9717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Triple lifer here.......!lol

    • @fruithoops4532
      @fruithoops4532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I...I never even meant to do it!
      It's just, when you're on TH-cam and you're bored and looking to feel good, seeing bad people get their lives ruined...It's the cleanest, best pleasure.

    • @kylekampa6721
      @kylekampa6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just came to this comment section to let you know that I’m not gonna be in this comment section

    • @flipmex1
      @flipmex1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know I hear that all the time. Make sure you go out that 🚪, I can’t keep you here.

    • @matthewbunker1078
      @matthewbunker1078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I watch these OVER AND OVER and don't know why, 😂

  • @FuzzThePiGuy
    @FuzzThePiGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When someone says I won’t lie to you, get ready.

  • @MM-fi3mm
    @MM-fi3mm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Isn't this the same guy who ran through the house screaming like some cartoon character ? It's gotta be...

    • @trickgum1030
      @trickgum1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg lol. Like a toon from who framed roger rabbit

    • @MM-fi3mm
      @MM-fi3mm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trickgum1030 like Pluto from the mickey mouse family

    • @HustleMuscleGhias
      @HustleMuscleGhias 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Described as Homer Simpson, in one of the most recent "Predators I've Caught" podcast that Our Lord and Savior Chris Hansen puts out.

  • @TheArmageddonCafe
    @TheArmageddonCafe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Any pets? "Fish..." he says, as if they're irrelevant. #Fish LivesMatter...

    • @chanelguerra2734
      @chanelguerra2734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao🤣

    • @LawnBunny777
      @LawnBunny777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm actually surprised he even mentioned fish. I mean what about like parakeets lol, or gerbils.

    • @mikeh.7898
      @mikeh.7898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think they ask just so they know whether they need to take care of the pet while the dude’s in prison. It’s a humane thing.

    • @kittenpawsbb
      @kittenpawsbb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🐠😹😹😹

    • @AlexanderGonzalez-qp4tj
      @AlexanderGonzalez-qp4tj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao @ fishlives matter

  • @pforce9
    @pforce9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    When Patterson got grabbed by six beefy cops, he was hollering out "Woo hoo hoo, like they were ticking him. Sort of like the sound Daffy Duck made when he was running around all crazy like.

    • @whitiscool1
      @whitiscool1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +pforce9 that's such an original thought! i guess you saw @EmberEnfernio's comment/video above as well.

    • @vionnavalis
      @vionnavalis 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +pforce9 That's what I thought too!

    • @lsoon4412
      @lsoon4412 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +pforce9 I'd like to see what sounds you make if tasered

    • @pforce9
      @pforce9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Lsoon Sorry I insulted the pervert since it makes you angry with me.

    • @pforce9
      @pforce9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +nucky thompson Sorry, I thunk it up all by myself.

  • @doriangreen3231
    @doriangreen3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Detective: "Eye color?"
    Michael: "Hazel-blue eyes."
    Detective: "I can tell!"
    *Winks, blows kiss at Michael*

  • @HansonFan73
    @HansonFan73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm addicted to watching these interviews!! 🤣

    • @prettybabyface7313
      @prettybabyface7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You not alone buddy,that’s all i watch,nothing else lol
      It’s a little concerning to my family-
      True crime shows and police interrogations

    • @Smokey66s
      @Smokey66s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is help, TCAP Anonymous meetings.

  • @SELIMNIVEK
    @SELIMNIVEK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Later that day, Susan leave message on his on phone,"Mike, where are you, we have mids later today, I hope nothing happened to you, call me, bye!"

    • @jeremyjohnson8844
      @jeremyjohnson8844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kevin Miles hahahahahaha YES

    • @chad_garrison1991
      @chad_garrison1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevin Miles lol he obviously isn’t around any girls his age bud

    • @pjdurkin8582
      @pjdurkin8582 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @violetfrank581
      @violetfrank581 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Skype's from cell. Gets input from bubba..

  • @dukeman7595
    @dukeman7595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This pervert deserves what he received. Only a sick individual would do such a thing to a under age girl.

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I totally agree with you

    • @larryaldama1673
      @larryaldama1673 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pervert republican 🤪🤣

    • @johanm9115
      @johanm9115 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      68% of adult men according to polls 😅

  • @colonelkurtz2269
    @colonelkurtz2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Michael, you don't have to impersonate the police.
    That's Jeremy's job.

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SGT! COL! lol

    • @aboowolak8246
      @aboowolak8246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      metro state here to say hi

    • @Listrynne
      @Listrynne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get out of my funeral!

  • @A1phaDrag0n
    @A1phaDrag0n ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He got the last laugh on us, making disgusting mouth noises directly into a mic is the perfect defense against people watching your downward spiral in an interogation.

  • @ffibamarih3277
    @ffibamarih3277 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    less than 4 years?! That's bogus! Dude used to be a cop and he worked in investigations. He above all other offenders should know better.

    • @Crimejaildotcom
      @Crimejaildotcom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true. This nut job will probably take it to the next level as soon as released. Pose as a cop, rape and murder someone.

    • @GabrielaGarcia-ov4xg
      @GabrielaGarcia-ov4xg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is what I read "Patterson had worked as a reserve police officer in Hebron for a month last summer, but he was fired when he was accused of impersonating a police officer, Hebron Police Chief Steve Sibbrell has said."

    • @GabrielaGarcia-ov4xg
      @GabrielaGarcia-ov4xg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +CrimeJail makes me think what you say is very likely to happen.

    • @sadaesthetic724
      @sadaesthetic724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did anyone watch the video, he was not actually a cop. It would be like someone going into ROTC and saying they were a combat veteran.

    • @dianehutchison7601
      @dianehutchison7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never a cop. Was kicked out academy

  • @aldiboronti
    @aldiboronti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    He's an idiot as well as a creep. Never ever waive your rights and don't say a thing to the police without your attorney being there. It's the golden rule, even if you haven't done a damn thing.

    • @chubbypekingese
      @chubbypekingese 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ive been in a police interview where I didnt do anything and I didnt need an attorney because I didnt need someone else to tell me how to tell the truth.

    • @Taylorhypersensitivefox
      @Taylorhypersensitivefox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +chubbypekingese what were you being interviewed for?

    • @chubbypekingese
      @chubbypekingese 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Taylor Flaxson homicide investigation... it turned out I was interviewed to rule me out as a suspect but I didnt know it at the time of the interview.

    • @Taylorhypersensitivefox
      @Taylorhypersensitivefox 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +chubbypekingese ok. What was it like for you getting interviewed for something like that? How long were you interrogated for?

    • @NicholasLittlejohn
      @NicholasLittlejohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially..

  • @aminatakaba88
    @aminatakaba88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ugh. I got abused as a kid tho in different circumstances and it's so damn satisfying to see the slimeballs get caught.

  • @philipclay8531
    @philipclay8531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bro, you're gonna miss that midterm. Just like Mr. I Need To Go To Church Tomorrow Morning...

    • @kathleenmedlyn
      @kathleenmedlyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You guys have such good memories yep go to church then work on Monday, never happened.

  • @nikolastalarico4993
    @nikolastalarico4993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I could tell this guy was never a real cop when he said " I don't know if I want my lawyer present"

  • @79tazman
    @79tazman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    He drives 5 and a half hours to get arrested and mess up his life

    • @iwritetoyourbeats8729
      @iwritetoyourbeats8729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      79tazman then talks to this cop like he's a friend

    • @sylviaelliott7064
      @sylviaelliott7064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but he didn't have time to register his car

    • @germanyharris7740
      @germanyharris7740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      79tazman I believe he drove 5 and half hours to get a beej, get arrested and then mess up his life.

    • @87clits
      @87clits 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      79tazman he's better off in prison, you don't want a cop like this out on the street. He did it by choice.

    • @jaywest3734
      @jaywest3734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dunno why he didn't just go on Craiglist and get some dude to do it lol.

  • @rondobson1828
    @rondobson1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I see a future for him with Metro-State funeral SWAT team

  • @tjburr1968
    @tjburr1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Anyone who has done any kind of online dating knows about the very real risk of being catfished on some level. It can be nerve racking even when your meeting someone your own age for the first time. That said, the stupidity one must possess to go ahead try to meet a jail bait date is off the charts with these men.

    • @tinawindham6958
      @tinawindham6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People that prey on children have a F up brain. It’s born in them and can’t be erased. Which is why they are repeat offenders. They need a lobotomy or life in prison or on an island with all the other chomos.

  • @NicholasLittlejohn
    @NicholasLittlejohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Went and got some red and blue lights for my car."

    • @mikesgoodmann9349
      @mikesgoodmann9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why not yellow and purple? LOL

    • @russellhamner4898
      @russellhamner4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just a traffic violation! The way he says blue and red lights sounds like he said "blew a red light," as if he was running lights instead of stopping hot chicks and harassing them whilst pretending to be a cop.

  • @serverofcawd7578
    @serverofcawd7578 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The gun going over state lines is the least of your problems Mike.

    • @beavisjones9199
      @beavisjones9199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah I know. His grade is gonna take a hit when he doesn't show up for his group presentation

    • @TDavis-ml6kl
      @TDavis-ml6kl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Server of Cawd Caught another felony for that.

  • @dewaynezachary9910
    @dewaynezachary9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That ringtone at the end was worth this whole interview

  • @brilliantmindsproductionac6428
    @brilliantmindsproductionac6428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Here is a list of what not to do.
    1. Do not chat with anyone underage
    2. Don't visit anyone underage especially from a chat room.
    3. Do not send nude photos over the internet at anytime to anyone.
    4. Seek help if you can if you have an attraction to children.
    This should keep you out of jail. Break any of these and you will be where this guy is