Funny JFK atc - when everything goes wrong
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You can’t anything sir with that plane of yours sir. Lol I’m dead you can hear his colleague laughing after he said that. 😂😂
You don't understand at nothing! 😡
And not thanks!
@@frankdibasta2546is not funny! 😡😡
@@joaquinvaleri7022 FU!!!!
This is what happens when you are short of whiskey
😂😂😂 good one!
😂❤️
😂
😂 yup
I try to always have at least half a gallon on standby just in case
Legend has it that Delta 929 is still taxing around the airport aimlessly.
Lolol
🤣🤣
The most spoken phrase in airline history 'Jesus, JetBlue'.
“Bravo short of Victor Alpha”, seems to be the next catch phrase…..
Serious props to the ATC for being absolutely hilarious and working in the pain that has been induced by one single corporate plane.
In economics it's called "externalizing" costs. Usually it's low pay, environmental damage, or anything else that the government pays for instead, while the corporate just breezes by. This case: wow. just literally fucked up everyone's day
@@clumsiii oh, I wouldn't assume that behaviour is without consequences. Hold short instructions are like a red traffic light. You need to stop. If you don't you might get a ticket. The fines look a bit like the ones for running a red light, the numbers are just squared.
He's probably fighting the urge to put his head through his computer screen.
Kennedy Steve is an absolute legend for this very reason
@@Yo_Its_Matty_ice That wasn't Kennedy Steve. Steve doesn't have quite as nasal sounding of a voice as this guy.
Would love to see this as a diagram with the audio
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It sounds like a mess, the diagram would be interesting.
That's exactly what I was coming on here to say!! 👍
That actually already exists, just look up "JFK ATC understanding the mess"
With a list of all the planes he ends up addressing! Seems like a lot…
9:47 "And you're where, doing what, short of who?" had me rolling
This should be on a t-shirt!
@@carolynpetrie6266 I’d buy it
That's the part that got me laughing
"Somebody didn't do something right." That could be a motto. Also love how he's like "You're unable to do everything in that plane of yours" and you hear laughter in the background. The other ATCs are having a blast watching this.
That's the motto of the entire human race.
We used to have a sign at work. It says "something, somewhere, is not right."
That's the motto with me at work, I swear
“You can’t just do… you can’t just _do_ that.” My spirit animal
"Yeah, the guy just moved, then someone else followed him, so yeah, we just followed the guy."
@@rickyjanzen6684 God I love humanity
"You can't just .... someone didn't do something right" The absolutely despair in his voice! I can picture him, his forehead on his desk
I love when he asks both Jet Blues a question, and they predictably step on each others' reply.
If you ask 2 pilots the same question like that, of course they are both going to reply and step on each other. ATC-101 ask questions one at a time, it's faster.
I feel for that traffic controller. Days like this must be a pain in the ass. One plane can just screw up your rhythm.
F'ing corporate planes.
@@mkvector9539 F'ing whiner
There's a reason they get paid the way they do, I believe high volume ATC is one of the top 5 most stressful jobs in the world. You have to be a master at multitasking, prioritizing and communication all at once. They have my respect big time, I could never
@@TheAdx1001 it also has the highest suicide rate
I would love that job
If you ever wonder why your flight gets delayed, now you know.
F’ing corporate jet
Due to jetblue😂
Best moment, "I told you to go there?" "Exactly. "
Everyone remained professional, kudos
this was by far the the funniest part.
"You guys should come up here one day, You'd enjoy it", "You'd enjoy the show"😆
I was thinking to my self "where do I sign up to visit the tower with him."
“And you’re where? Doing what? Short of who?” This exchange is great. I love New York City controllers
This ATC went home that day and had a nightmare of 200 jetblues
6:50 I'm a little disappointed that one of them pilots didn't come back with "sorry I can't go up there to the tower because I'm afraid of heights"
Bravo Whiskey 65029, you're clear to taxi back to the terminal.
when he says "well you can just, you cant just do that." i died
🤣🤣 you could feel the pain
My man was just mentally tired, shit made no fucking sense anymore. I don't smoke but just hearing that made me want to go on a smoke break!
Poor guy is defeated 😂 didn't give up though. They all need some heavy whiskey after that day.
So I was worried about that part. Because you cannot tell if he said “can” or “can’t “.
@@amymay2575 Whiskey in a Bravo (great) Hotel!
"Just follow the Hawker"
"Okay, uh...well the Hawker is two planes in front of us"
1:27 it is at this point I actually laughed very loudly out loud
Facts that controller was going thru it at that point 😭😂
@@stefanwilliams9626 At that point id just be like everyone going to runway follow each other everyone going to gate follow each other figure it out let me know before you cross a unannounced way for further instructions.
The somewhat defeated "great" that followed was amazing.
Me too lol!!
Dear god. I thought luggage was a problem. Now the frickin air traffic controllers service idiots.
That ATC is a rockstar! He got a little frustrated, but he moved on and completely reorganized to ensure the safe movement of aircraft. Bravo, sir! Bravo.
No ,whiskey whiskey
I think you mean bravo hold short of Alpha or is it hotel? Good God I need a whiskey
@@citywitt3202 🤣🤣
You can call ATC a hero. I don’t. This tape shows up the confusion that keeps him in the ground chair
@@NetCerpher never said hero, and you do know that’s not how it works, right.? “The ground chair” isn’t a place to go until you become a pilot! If you’re too dumb to understand what’s being talked about, you should probably just not say anything.
You don't realize that this is happening when you're a passenger. All this shuffling of planes must be exhausting for the ATC people. As a passenger thank you for keeping everyone safe.
I went to school to be a pilot.. an instrument rated pilot.. then thought about being an atc person.. then as a pilot, I hear all that atc has to do.. and I realized I'm not smart enough to do that... Listening to this, these are extra smart people that keeps our skies safe
To be fair, JFK is an extremely busy airport. There are plenty airports with much less traffic.
Real. Considered being a ATC for the longest time till I figured out what they actually have to do. NOPE
They are very well trained and work up to this level of expertise.
[In my opinion, with a 27 yr career as FSS behind me, this guy is not the best controller I've ever heard or worked with]
If you're smart enough to be an instrument rated pilot, you are definately smart enough to be ATC. If you are kindergarten teacher or a nurse, you also have the chops to do this job.
I know about the last two occupations 'cause we had a professor do research when we were trying to recruit more women. We did suceed in doubling female ATC & FSS, from 3%
6%. But we discovered it's more about public perception and self-screening than ability.
@suestoons As a layperson, I was greatly impressed by the mental juggling this ATC was doing, only for you to say there's even better out there XD.
Also I'm shocked by how few women there are in the field despite knowing how heavily aviation is dominated by men. I hope in the future we're able to get to a point where there is truly equal opportunity. I do find it amusing how kindergarten teachers are apparently well suited - it does seem like being an atco is like herding a bunch of cats through a labyrinth.
Everything you say is right on. I'm glad I remained a pilot. I understood exactly what you meant by saying you're not smart enough to work as an ATC. I could never handle working as an ATC. My hats are off to all of them.
It sounds like one of the Jetblues got themselves confused with the other Jetblue's instructions and moved, then other planes followed the wrong one (they didn't know was wrong one) leading to this whole mess. ATC has the patience of a saint. They could have easily caused a problem for the pilot by giving them a number to call, but instead just got things sorted.
Well shit happens 🤷
This made me cry again 🤣😂
I'm not sure if the controller kept the number to himself out of patience, or just because he had no clue who screwed up 😂
This reminded me of the Abbott and Costello routine "Who's on first?" It sounded like organized chaos was taking place, and the ATC was managing to keep his composure and even his sense of humor while he sorted it all out.
That's exactly my first reaction!
Oh man, I can just imagine the controller: face-palming or head-desking, “you can’t… you just can’t DO that” “Jesus, JetBlue.”
All you atc folks- thanks for your hard work and dedication and I hope you find healthy ways to de-stress after dumpster-fire-days! I am always grateful to atc as much as pilots for getting me safely off and on, to and from the ground.
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS, LOVE THAT NOBODY GOT REALLY ANGRY!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
All real men, solid people.
@@LightS_bRight Yeah, small boys in adult bodies have no place in work like this.
Not angry, just disappointed :)
Yes! That didn’t even occur to me.
They probably felt bad for ATC
The phrase “herding cats” comes to mind
It's amazing there aren't more plane crashes when you listen to ATC conversations. You couldn't pay me enough to be an ATC. The stress would kill me.
Me too...
Ironically enough, the main reason I am an ATC is because they pay me enough :D
One of the highest paying jobs out there.
@@PiikachUwU_OSRS And rightfully so. It's a lot of responsibility and takes a special personality to fill a job like that. Good Luck to you.
@@PiikachUwU_OSRSwhere are you an ATC? Txs
i wanna meet this controller!! he seems like such a down to earth hilarious person😂😂
Solid person
Interview with him
th-cam.com/video/F1cKfZatlQ4/w-d-xo.html
@@EatPezzzz I’ve seen it! Haha
I'm sure he's bald! 😂
I want to by him a beer
I like how everyone was being really professional.
lol, too many Jet blue's screwing the poor ground controller. He did great really, stayed as calm as possible and kept going. Bravo sir!
Kudos to the ATC for
Staying calm & figuring this puzzle out & to all the pilots who remained calm as he did it.
"You're unable to do everything, that plane of yours". (A340-600) I used to work the ramp in MSP, but rarely saw a 340. Virgin came in for a charter, and spent two days there. It's a massive airplane. I like this ground controllers sense of humor! 😉
Lots of people say that the 757-300 is the flying pencil, but in my opinion it's the 340-600
1:51 - the sigh of defeat and quiet voice xD Bless him he's really doing his best but it's just not going well at all xD
“If that doesn’t work, let me know” ….. 😂😂😂
I cried of laughter 😂Peter Griffin trying to fix a mess by directing more than a thousand persons
This had a whole story arc and anything and it’s just audio. Better than anything Netflix, Amazon, Disney or hbo have been putting out in years.
it's scary to think these guys get that mixed up; but they do such an incredible job even in the face of pilots not listening and following directions.
That's reality.
These are the people who should be making 1/2 million a yr with bonuses.
@@Missconduct044 There are more hard jobs like that....
@@Missconduct044 Yeah, they should totally earn half a mil a year for failing so miserably. Seems legit.
I watched a vid where the atc had a stroke on-air. For a little while people thought she was drunk. Alone in the tower. The pilots talked to each other and did their own traffic control. Very impressive.
No one in the airport answered calls. So one plane finally called his corporate office who called the airport and someone finally went up and checked on her. Ambulance.
Not her fault. But she hasn't returned to her career, last I heard. I can empathize, thinking when you're in such an important position and you've let people down, it can be hard to get back up on the "horse", as the old saying goes.
Give this man a raise immediately.
This would make a cool board game and a heck of a lot safer.
Great idea! 😃 Little airplanes going around an airport...would be super fun!
I'd play that!
5:55 "You should come up here one day" lmaooo
When I’m having one of those really bad days I think I’ll come and listen to this again, just to get some balance.
Mad respect for the ATC.. incredible patience this guy has!
ATC at its best . He cleaned that mess up like a true professional
Omg, I'm feeling mentally exhausted for the controller.
Man, these guys are incredible. The coordination blows my mind, even when everything does go to hell.
Oh my.
I can feel his pain.
“Someone didn’t do something right”-motto of teachers
What a mess! Best one yet. Will be perfect to have chart on video )
Someone owes that traffic controller a steak dinner.... I mean a steak house steak 😄
No maybe 5 pints and a steak
@@Soul_404. no he requires a mega pint
A whiskey?
I have ZERO experience or knowledge to do with ATC or planes at all but listening to these at work brings me PEACE and now I kinda wanna fly a plane 😂 it’s easy right?
I mean it can’t be that hard right ?😂
@@s4r4h51 like riding a really big bike 😎
You can test it in some flight simulator for PC (or a motion flight simulator) 😅
These guys aren’t even flying yet 😂
I mean what does it mean to fly a plane? anyone can fly a plane. Passengers land private planes all the time when their pilots go unconscious. Its just the discipline and skill of doing everything in order at precise increments to be a good pilot. Anyone can take off and land a plane at least once and survive.
Man what a traffic jam. I agree I need a diagram
Iberia sounds so innocent lmao 9:27
I guess they think "where the hell have we landed at"....
"You guys should come up here one day" Hahaha brutal.
JFK… needs… a north… and south… ground frequency!!!
Also, this guy is a great controller. He’s one of my favs to work with.
Never get tired of this audio... and yeah, it helps that the ATC sounds like Alan Alda, makes it sound like a radio comedy.
That poor JB144 just can't get a word in lmao. So frustrating haha. (5:34)
A friend of mine worked the tower about a year & quit , she said the pay wasn’t worth the stress. Hearing this & knowing her I get it now. She got married & had kid & started a company from home .
I just love the exasperated sighs and resigned incredulity😂
I feel for the controller at JFK what an awful day! Least he managed to get the planes to wherever they are needed to be tbf and he deserves a duty-free stuff after that!
The jetblues be fucking up everyone 😅
Initially it was the corporate that cut into line - that's my impression anyway! Best wishes from Australia 🇦🇺 ❤
@@jenniferdaulby5519 love from uk. My uncle lives there. Been there about 30 years now loves it in Aussie. Hope I get there someday to visit your beautiful country.
It would be a corporate that would think it had the right of way..
Love everybody’s attitude: this goes a long way to solving the problems at hand
If this qualifies as a "rough" day, I think he's doing all right. Keep it in perspective.
When I was flying it was always like this in most any large airport. This controller is amazing keeping his cool. Hats off to him.
I like how the pilots aren’t shouting or making his day worse ! Funny video it cheers me up listening to this one 😂
I'm flying in a couple of days' time and I'm at once terrified and extremely amused to think what conversations will be had between the people in the cockpit and the people in the control tower.
Hi Kris.. Jan R Westwood
This is the aviation version of the "Who's on first?" skit 🤣
This guy needs a whiskey.
@Patrick Schmalstig Whiskey's been blocked!
omg dad jokes, aviation edition
and a tango!
I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW!! Thank You!! 😂🤣😂🤣
I worked as a contract security officer during my career I'm retired now., one of the jobs was working at Hartsfield International back in the 90s , and depending on where we were posted in the airport, quite a few of us would have police scanners with the airport operations frequencies programmed in so we could stay in the loop in case something that would affect us we would be aware of it. Listening to this reminds me of what it's like when controllers are having a really insane day especially when they're having a heavy push on traffic. This is what's known as" getting behind" as they used to describe the term at Hartsfield. And this guy is really having a hard time catching up. Is the controller equivalent of shoveling snow while facing into the wind.
"Just follow da hawka" 🤣🤣
When I feel like my job is stressful and confusing, I just bring up this vid and try to visualize the tarmac..it always makes me feel better about trying to juggle cats.
High stress orchestrating so many planes, but its OK they can all meet at duty free, and they deserve it 😂
The controller maintained his professional demeanor and composure and got it all sorted out despite the flight crews' efforts to the contrary. BRAVO ZULU Ground! Beer is on me!
The ATC is a rockstar 😎 👏🏻
Yeeep @05:54 😂 That pilot knew the ATC is going crazy
Who's on first. What's on second, and I don't know is on third!
Managing several pilots could be stressfull because they have a limited sight and you don't, Just like babysitter vs 5 toddlers 😂
“Who is that? And you’re where? And you’re doing what? Short of who?” 😂 stressful job!
This ATC, is Outstanding, he unclogged this airplane traffic jam. He maintained his calm and was still able to get every airplanes moved safely!!
Well Done Kennedy Gtound!
I love JFK ATC. These videos are simply superb when they include them or SFO ATC, haha.
"Don't call me again until you're ready to taxi." 😄
Amazing! 😂 That radio is so entertaining but probably quite stressful for the ATC haha
It's like me and my life partner having an argument, trying to stay calm but not understanding what's happening.
6:30 *Kennedy Ground:* "I told you to go where you are?"
*Jetblue 144:* _"Exactly"_
Funny stuff. An airport diagram with markups would really add to the interest level. Thanks for putting this together.
The right crew could recreate the whole scene in MS flight simulator.
There is on TH-cam, look up ATC JFK Understanding the Mess
- Well, the Hawker's two planes in front of us.
- GREAT
XD
I would like to thank all air traffic controllers, and all pilots for their service. That has to be stressful to manage all of that stuff going on at once knowing that one mistake could cause a deadly plane crash. So if any pilots or air traffic controllers are reading this, I thank you for your service.
Poor atc on the verge of tears
Man...I need a beer just by listening this conversation....and this is what's go on while we sit in the cabin! Oh my, only God knows what else happens behind that door...😱
OMG who would want that job! It scrabbles my head just listening to it! Hats off to the tower guy!
When I fly into JFK, I want to meet this unsung hero 🤩
I would run out of Tower pulling out my hair I am sure. what a pressure job!! Amazing skills
This ATC guy must be a cool juggler in his spare time! I'd have dropped all the balls in the first minute! 🤣😂
"Jesus, JetBlue" had my crying. LOL!!
This makes me really want to listen in to ATC at LAX. What I hear would make everything I see make so much sense. :D
The sigh in this guy's voice broadcasts, "I don't get paid enough for this. Okay, children, listen..."
I have four cats. This guy is trying to capture like ten cats at once. Beautiful 😅
Get off that table, Jetblue!
This is , in my opinion, the most stressful job on earth !!
2nd to being a cook at a popular restaurant.
It is. That’s why turns are so short…
@@sallybrookner4158 I am going with a doctor on the ICU by own experience.
Being a mother is the most stressful and difficult job in the world. All mothers are heroes. That's why they are so rare. Only 86% of women ultimately become mothers.
Retired controller here .... there was a WHOLE LOTTA steppin' on each other (frequency wise). Good luck in the future.
Why does this remind me of Airplane? 'Vector victor..Eh?' Lol omg what a muddle and I am a newbie aircraft geek pensioner at 71 and loved that film when it came to the UK..xx
“Jesus, JetBlue.” I actually laughed out loud.