I tried speedrunning Octodad and became an expert at living in a constant struggle

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  • It's time to speedrun through Octodad, the game where you trick your wife into marrying you by pretending be a real human when you're a literal octopus. Yeah, it's kinda messed up when you thinking of it that way... Whatever it was fun for speedrunning
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    My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
    Octodad: Dadliest Catch explanation (from Steam):
    Octodad: Dadliest Catch is a game about destruction, deception, and fatherhood. The player controls Octodad, a dapper octopus masquerading as a human, as he goes about his life. Octodad's existence is a constant struggle, as he must master mundane tasks with his unwieldy boneless tentacles while simultaneously keeping his cephalopodan nature a secret from his human family.
    In this sequel to the splash hit Octodad, our cephaloprotagonist has gotten himself in a bind between his wife’s mounting mistrust, and a disastrous trip to the local aquarium! Are you dad enough to control the titular octopus father as he strives to hide his nautical nature from his family while keeping his tangled tentacles intact?
    In Octo-ber 2010, a group of university students released the original Octodad into the world. Despite everyone being convinced that the game was about a normal human dad, the game was a cult hit, gained critical acclaim, and was an Independent Games Festival Student Finalist in 2011. Octodad received enough attention that the team decided to run a Kickstarter, form the game studio Young Horses, and create a bigger, better, more polished game about Octodad. Two and a half years after beginning production, Octodad: Dadliest Catch is ready to flop awkwardly into your arms.
    Key Features
    Octodad’s wacky physics create hilarious moments that are different every time. Be surprised by the randomness of Octodad’s flailing or express your own sense of humor by making Octodad do silly things.
    An all-new adventure that explores Octodad’s world, relationships and backstory.
    Complete Octodad’s sartorial style by collecting and wearing a variety of hidden neckties.
    Gather family members and/or friends to control Octodad's limbs in co-op mode with 2 to 4 players. Up to 4 times the limbsanity!
    Gain access to the (Windows Only) level editor that the Young Horses used to create Octodad: Dadliest Catch. Create your own ridiculous levels for Octodad to squish and flop through and submit them to Steam Workshop.
    Play mod levels created by the Steam community and the creators of Octodad on Steam Workshop.
    Experience Dadliest Catch’s unique control scheme with various control inputs, including X360, DualShock4, Mouse + Keyboard, Mac multitouch trackpad, Windows 8 touchscreens. For gamepads, XInput is best supported, as DirectInput requires manual remapping in most circumstances.
    #EazySpeezy #Octodad #Speedrun
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  • @kaja3932
    @kaja3932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3769

    Considering how Octodad and his wife birthed two completely human children, he's doing an excellent job pretending to be a human

    • @bro748
      @bro748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      They could've always adopted.

    • @glasshorse6893
      @glasshorse6893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      probably adopted. if not, he probably would've had made the first inklings

    • @just_so_meh_
      @just_so_meh_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Yeah they were adopted. At the end of the game, they reveal that because he was an octopus, he never really had a chance to meet with the Mom. They never really said it, but they do make a joke questioning where did the children come from? If he was able to mate that woman and give us some sort of human DNA to make them children, then the developers would really have to explain that.

    • @tarriestkn1ght
      @tarriestkn1ght 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@just_so_meh_ Except that would literally create Splatoon, but years earlier.

    • @user-tb6so4ur2v
      @user-tb6so4ur2v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kinishyoa My thoughts exactly

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3015

    Fun fact: the best man in the wedding is a fish. You get an achievement for bringing said fish to the altar with you, the achievement is called 'The Best Man'

    • @awhitebackground9984
      @awhitebackground9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mmmm
      Avocado Rantaro
      D e l i c i o u s
      Spoilers for the 1st trial:
      Also R. I. P you and Kaede

    • @cookiejj3321
      @cookiejj3321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@awhitebackground9984 but like why?

    • @awhitebackground9984
      @awhitebackground9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cookiejj3321 Why *h w h a t*
      Say it as what with an H-

    • @cookiejj3321
      @cookiejj3321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@awhitebackground9984 You talk about something unrelated to the comment or the video so I was just confused

    • @awhitebackground9984
      @awhitebackground9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cookiejj3321 :)
      It's the pfp :D
      Sorry you didn't get it but I don't think you watched Danganronpa
      But ik it's unrelated

  • @toyotatacoma1616
    @toyotatacoma1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    I love how this guy refuses to learn anything about the games he plays. He’s just quickly talking as he runs through a hellscape he doesn’t understand. I imagine this is what a horse’s inner monologue is like.

    • @user-qn1ht8vl5x
      @user-qn1ht8vl5x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You can't speed run someone's life if you know them. Ruin someone unknown is easier. :)

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      It cracked me the hell up. Made it even funnier.
      To be fair, this game isn't _supposed_ to make sense and feels like a funderful 50's sitcom lol

    • @SageGilbert191
      @SageGilbert191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That sounds like me in school

    • @maiselph7456
      @maiselph7456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It feels like he's speedrunning the videos as well.

    • @Yuskuegirl
      @Yuskuegirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As someone who knows one of the WR holders of this game in a few categories and have watched her runs for years, it's pretty entertaining.

  • @shortycrust
    @shortycrust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6286

    Imagine you wake up one morning and instead of your dad talking to you he starts speedrunning life

  • @blandpotato545
    @blandpotato545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3562

    “I like to believe this octopus is now a dead beat dad”
    How can he be dead beat if he’s to busy speed running life

    • @kohakunushi3028
      @kohakunushi3028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Guh

    • @RoastedMarshmelon
      @RoastedMarshmelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guuhehh

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually he would be an extra beat dad since octopussys have 3 hearts

    • @bwisbo279
      @bwisbo279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My brain read that as dad beat

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bwisbo279 sounds groovy

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4311

    There's something uncanny about listening to a man spend the entire run criticizing every character in the story he is actively not engaging with.

    • @grandecappuccino2700
      @grandecappuccino2700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      *There's something uncanny about the entire game.

    • @officialname9817
      @officialname9817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me irl

    • @junipers-rings
      @junipers-rings ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He only speedrun games he’s played before. So don’t worry he knows the story.

    • @chucklestorm
      @chucklestorm ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he does just be straight shitting on all of the characters in the games he speedruns. it's great.

    • @LovelySoftSnow
      @LovelySoftSnow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's having a hard time maintaining his suspension of disbelief

  • @that1guy873
    @that1guy873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Could you imagine waking up to find your dad doing like 13 backflips and clip through the back door

  • @TheMonkeKing
    @TheMonkeKing ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This game was a masterpiece, nobody can tell me otherwise.

    • @a.b3428
      @a.b3428 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i 100% agree i was sad when i did all the achievements cause i had nothing left to do

    • @Stellar824
      @Stellar824 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro 69 likes

    • @MezzoForte4
      @MezzoForte4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@a.b3428 Speedrun them :D

    • @a.b3428
      @a.b3428 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MezzoForte4 I probably will oneday just to beat dev times.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5753

    Game: *shows what are very obviously beluga whales*
    EasySpeezy: "Dolphins!"

    • @F-14D_Tomcat
      @F-14D_Tomcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Looks at what is obviously a globe
      EasySpeezy: cube

    • @Nyx42112
      @Nyx42112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@F-14D_Tomcat hey, he's a speed runner, not a geologist.

    • @leka2095
      @leka2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      No thoughts, only SPEED

    • @jjtpg
      @jjtpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@Nyx42112 hey, he's a speeder runner, not a psychiatrist

    • @Nyx42112
      @Nyx42112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jjtpg mmmm speaking of that type of person that idk how I spell and I can't really see it nor want to spell it... Ok.

  • @Ozionian
    @Ozionian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4768

    Why is he called Octo Dad?
    He's just a guy with two kids, not eight.

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      cause Squid Daddy is too NSFW

    • @spacechase9705
      @spacechase9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@Z5Z5Z5 But that would require ten kids!

    • @seant1326
      @seant1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@spacechase9705
      Squids have 10 tentacles.

    • @spacechase9705
      @spacechase9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@seant1326 oop-
      i took away two instead of added two. I'll fix it right away.

    • @yuriusutr7284
      @yuriusutr7284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Duo dad?

  • @thebestegg3956
    @thebestegg3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I remember seeing my dad playing this as a kid and just seeing him in a kitchen being chased around and I had nightmares about it for weeks-

    • @Sage-ve3pl
      @Sage-ve3pl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @InfernoThePyro hey genius, they said kid, not newborn

    • @CIubDuck
      @CIubDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @InfernoThePyro the plot he's explaining is from the first game, which came out in 2010. So if he was, say, 8 at the time, he'd be born in 2002. Making him 19-20 years old now.

    • @cryguy0000
      @cryguy0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CIubDuck But he said THIS game, it's one or the other

    • @davebob4973
      @davebob4973 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      was your dad a mainstream youtuber during the 2010s

    • @Profkol0rado
      @Profkol0rado หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@CIubDuckcrazy how people born in 2010 are now 14

  • @zelenpixel
    @zelenpixel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    i like how the wife talks about marriage stuff meanwhile octodad is just no thoughts head empty and keeps handing her toys

  • @zappuccino2202
    @zappuccino2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    “And the last thing we wanna do in this area is our wife”
    -Speezy 2021

  • @onasmore
    @onasmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    ‘Rotate this cube’ while playing the GLOBE game.....

    • @nujumkey
      @nujumkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Minecraft speedrun confirmed

    • @story5874
      @story5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wile

    • @omnitroph1501
      @omnitroph1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Can you explain THAT, round-earthers? That's what I thought!

    • @story5874
      @story5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@omnitroph1501 find the edge of the flat earth

    • @Porrimgaming413
      @Porrimgaming413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The earth is a cube

  • @Rauvi
    @Rauvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:39 “it’s a beautiful day today! The sun is shining, birds are singing-“
    *ON DAYS LIKE THESE, KIDS LIKE YOU-*

  • @Chai_Rhythm
    @Chai_Rhythm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Me when Eazy calls a globe a cube:
    'escuse me what'

    • @toyotatacoma1616
      @toyotatacoma1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New conspiracy theory just dropped,

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toyotatacoma1616 Flat earthers were right at least on the surface curvature aspect.

  • @pandolinc5288
    @pandolinc5288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Wife: Want some calamari?
    Octodad: stares in horror at the plate

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If give it a try you never know you might be delicious

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@goreobsessed2308 calamari is octopus. Octodad is octopus.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dragonsaway9710 oh I know, was supposed to be a morbid joke... Oh well can't land all of em 😜

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dragonsaway9710 Calamari is Squid, not Octopus.

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aren't some octopuses cannibals? I'm propably wrong but wouldn't be suprised if they really are

  • @fartlord1012
    @fartlord1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    “The last thing I need to deal with is our wife, and she wants to talk about our marriage but I wanna play some fun games”

    • @ZHH_Studios
      @ZHH_Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *me as a husband in a nutshell*

    • @TeamSnowLeopard
      @TeamSnowLeopard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our wife 😈😈

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marriage in a nutshell

  • @Ca.b_l.e
    @Ca.b_l.e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Eazy: “oh yay we’re dolphins we don’t like sharks”
    Me: Those are beluga whales 😂😂😂😂

  • @wellshit9489
    @wellshit9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    21:12 accidental perfect stealth section

  • @pineconesacramento8802
    @pineconesacramento8802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    "Our son doesn't mow the lawn for some reason because he comes up with excuses"
    That hits a little too close to home

    • @Biggy_man
      @Biggy_man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@AxxLAfriku I don't think cool TH-camrs self promote on other people's TH-cam channels

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@AxxLAfriku and this guy says he is humble
      *I r o n i c*

    • @Biggy_man
      @Biggy_man 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I thought

    • @Zlinkra
      @Zlinkra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Axxl? More like everyone go mass dislike all their videos with bots xxl

    • @TheRealWaffles1
      @TheRealWaffles1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku Didn’t someone start some beef with u or something

  • @cian_clark
    @cian_clark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4453

    Easy: and now we just rotate this cube... (he says while rotating a sphere)

    • @YOWTFISAHANDLE
      @YOWTFISAHANDLE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @dor748
      @dor748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He is an octopus who runs a TH-cam channel who just played a game about being an octopus dad. Since he’s an octopus, he’s not the brightest.

    • @iamstupidlylockedin
      @iamstupidlylockedin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@dor748 Don't octopus got like 8 brains?

    • @leviallen7210
      @leviallen7210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      CUBE EARTH IS REAL DONT BELIEVE THE LIZARD MEN

    • @ampjam
      @ampjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he’s just rotating the cube so fast it looks like a sphere

  • @chickenyouate4429
    @chickenyouate4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Ahh this game brings back memory’s, I remember that I beat the game on the trackpad of my crappy laptop and it ran at like 17 frames per sec. it was hell

  • @fromach
    @fromach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just realized that the stained glass is of Cthulu. Pretty sure the kids are a blessing from the Ruler of the Sleeping City and the reason most people seem to ignore the weirdo, with non-believers like the Chef being able to see everything the way it is.

  • @katonnor
    @katonnor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5324

    If only we had an answer for how the kids were born

    • @potatoeyboi
      @potatoeyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

      Adopted

    • @dbdsfinest4820
      @dbdsfinest4820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      The lady boned an octopus. Simple!

    • @PeterWoodIV
      @PeterWoodIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Squid ink
      Simple

    • @potatoeyboi
      @potatoeyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

      “White ink”

    • @mac6na6na26
      @mac6na6na26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      don’t ask

  • @Monkeyface678
    @Monkeyface678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3710

    What if his wife knows and just doesn't want him to be sad

    • @wondywon5463
      @wondywon5463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      He doesn’t like how he looks so she respects his choice of hiding it

    • @ghostlysweetheart6307
      @ghostlysweetheart6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Stop y’all are making me emotional over a hekkin goofy game about an octopus that’s somehow a dad to 2 fully human children

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@ghostlysweetheart6307 maybe they adopted?

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Loltroll8 kids from a previous marriage/relationship?

    • @vcxyz.
      @vcxyz. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I found this “Scarlet is Octodad's loving wife. ... Until his secret was revealed in Octodad: Dadliest Catch, she was the only member of the family that knew that Octodad was an octopus all along.”

  • @BluFoxHeartFire
    @BluFoxHeartFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    The wife in that game must’ve seen so much hentai she thought that real tentacle sex was actually a real human thing every human does

    • @lathanfitzpatrick3531
      @lathanfitzpatrick3531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I'm calling the police

    • @definitelysomething4161
      @definitelysomething4161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@lathanfitzpatrick3531 About the wife or about the person who wrote the comment ?

    • @Nyx_Fey_
      @Nyx_Fey_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@definitelysomething4161
      Both.

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'd like this comment, but it's currently at 69 likes...
      which is very fitting for a comment like this.

    • @josephjoestar953
      @josephjoestar953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait it isn't?

  • @notdrizzled
    @notdrizzled ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This game was my childhood. I used to replay it THOUSANDS of times on the Wii U. At this point i'm a master at the movement.

  • @vapidspecter9065
    @vapidspecter9065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2849

    “Why would you need to have a good marriage when you can have stuffed animals?” *- Easy Speezy, 2021*

    • @Fiery_Zephyr
      @Fiery_Zephyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow 511 likes and 0 comments

    • @daniellepycroft8157
      @daniellepycroft8157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bween 1.6K likes and 3 replies

    • @yunglazerbeam8673
      @yunglazerbeam8673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daniellepycroft8157 2k likes and 4 replies

    • @ItachiUchiha-ue8tz
      @ItachiUchiha-ue8tz ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yunglazerbeam 2.4K likes and 5 replies

    • @Stellar824
      @Stellar824 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Put that on a tombstone

  • @PeterWoodIV
    @PeterWoodIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    Why’s this called octodad
    I just see some random dude flailing around
    No octopus

    • @patrykdabrowski1788
      @patrykdabrowski1788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hello pfp twin

    • @surfoncrack11ups
      @surfoncrack11ups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bro it's only been out for minutes

    • @PeterWoodIV
      @PeterWoodIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@surfoncrack11ups
      So...

    • @hippixie
      @hippixie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I see no octopus in this game. What is octopus?

    • @hippixie
      @hippixie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Lil hoops damn.

  • @asockandet3915
    @asockandet3915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Easy puzzling over Octodad lore and the inner emotional workings of Octodad while his speedrun plays is absolutely brilliant; 10/10 had a great time watching!

  • @roxxors
    @roxxors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    21:22 the box made you solid snake past them

  • @HungNguyen-fp5ir
    @HungNguyen-fp5ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    "An expert at living in a constant struggle"
    Ah, yes, I'm something of an Octodad myself.

  • @maiakromer1747
    @maiakromer1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Octodad: knocking over everything in his path, stride covers like 10 feet
    Everyone: a normal man

    • @sapphireblue4031
      @sapphireblue4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's just drunk, better not mess with him

    • @wendyluvie4402
      @wendyluvie4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He just doesn't have object permanence. Is not his fault, ok?

  • @ghostlytavern129
    @ghostlytavern129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is so weird but this channel has seriously helped me with my anxiety. Every time I get panic attacks watching you speed run and explain it helps me calm down and makes me feel a lot better!

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stryder7x does some neat Paper Mario glitch videos, and Malleo does tool assisted speedruns of the sequel with explanations. All their videos are fairly long and easy to listen to. Very good distraction material.

    • @betzyellow
      @betzyellow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hope you're doing alright:)

  • @acookie7548
    @acookie7548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:30 here come the cube-earthers

  • @Hamzter1234
    @Hamzter1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Octodad be like
    “Wife shut up about our marriage problems I NEED TO GET STUFFED ANIMALS.”

  • @timmythehydra7481
    @timmythehydra7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    "okay, and the last thing we have to do in this area is our wife"
    as is with any healthy relationship

    • @securitycheesehostage7542
      @securitycheesehostage7542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WHYB DOES LITERALLY NOBODY PUT TIMESTAMPS EXCEPT ME

    • @user-pu3hq9mz5w
      @user-pu3hq9mz5w 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@securitycheesehostage7542 timestamp?

    • @securitycheesehostage7542
      @securitycheesehostage7542 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-pu3hq9mz5w idk because they didnt use timestamp

    • @crazycookie4645
      @crazycookie4645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He said deal with, not “do”.

    • @shaples7355
      @shaples7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@securitycheesehostage7542 13:56 he says deal not do

  • @shitdang7645
    @shitdang7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "... became an expert at living in a constant struggle."
    Oh, so a simulator of my life.

  • @erin.artemis
    @erin.artemis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:11 Ohhhhh it's the backstory! That makes so much more sense-

  • @ttdannyda
    @ttdannyda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Eazy: why is the chef trying to murder me
    The chef: mmmmm Calamari

  • @torugho
    @torugho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3847

    "A princess can do anything he or she wants to" Stacy is a wise queen

  • @secretscarlet8249
    @secretscarlet8249 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:55 she ducks under his flailing limbs so she's pretty used to his shenanigans hahaha

  • @goldfish1633
    @goldfish1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "A princess can do anything he or she wants to" Hell yeah Stacy

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stacy says trans rights! Stacy says fuck gender roles!

  • @notbranch9657
    @notbranch9657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    i remember watching a bunch octodad videos in the past and this brings back so much nostalgia

    • @aezore2432
      @aezore2432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I CAME HERE TO CKMMENT TBE SAME THING YES

    • @averagecat4220
      @averagecat4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel old when I saw that this game came out in 2014

    • @evoplanet627
      @evoplanet627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samee

    • @The_Purrpetrator
      @The_Purrpetrator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw it from DanTDM

    • @aezore2432
      @aezore2432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@The_Purrpetrator SAME

  • @WingedLizard99
    @WingedLizard99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Me every time I wake up:
    “Limbs, limbs? Cmon, you gotta work with me here”

  • @reeseg.6766
    @reeseg.6766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    watching someone speed run this game is so satisfying. Just flopping around really fast

  • @shiningstar737
    @shiningstar737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    20:20 that’s.... that’s beluga whales

  • @bungy1609
    @bungy1609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “Kids stop talking to me I’m trying to speedrun life”

    • @TheSewDew
      @TheSewDew 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Cocks gun*

  • @aperson9576
    @aperson9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    " trick your wife into marrying you" smh Octodad dated her until she wanted to marry him. He just didn't explain the octopus thing.

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flori4926 smh doesn't know what a joke means and bullying a "bully"

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@flori4926 smh imagine blaming someone about not knowing what a bully is when you do not know what it is too.

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flori4926 but fr bro, this comment is just a joke, stop.

    • @flori4926
      @flori4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@garcias2039 you saw nothing

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flori4926 oh, you're the oh so depressed kid, now i know why you make so much of a fuss because you didn't get the joke.

  • @olivia-ot4xj
    @olivia-ot4xj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember watching people play this as a child and I still panic when they have to walk. It's so stressful for some reason

  • @JimboJamble
    @JimboJamble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:37 "I don't have time for my wife and kids, I'm too busy being a dad!"

  • @Mystical_Zeus
    @Mystical_Zeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Everyone:
    Eazy Speezy: *Doesn't understand why a chef would want to kill an octopus*
    Me: SUSHI

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No!
      Sashimi

    • @Billy-TL
      @Billy-TL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because the octopus walks

    • @TeerThePuppet
      @TeerThePuppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me: *KALAMARI🍣🦑🐙🍥*

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What do you mean, trying to kill an octopus? They are very clearly trying to kill octodad who is definitely a human.

    • @tremeschinion9420
      @tremeschinion9420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's got other intentions...

  • @lyslvnchry
    @lyslvnchry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    forgot this game existed, brings back memories.

    • @snowfloofcathug
      @snowfloofcathug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I got reminded of it when I looked up Bugsnax on Twitter to find what it’s about and it mentioned being the creators behind Octodad

    • @dootdoot8212
      @dootdoot8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Reminds me when I used to watch jacksepticeye playing it and markiplier

    • @evoplanet627
      @evoplanet627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I remember watching .markiplier play this game 😭😳

    • @ddc171
      @ddc171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sauce to pfp?

    • @blockstacker5614
      @blockstacker5614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dootdoot8212 that series was one of the best. That and surgeon simulator.

  • @LithmusEarth
    @LithmusEarth 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have played this all the way through, it's very fun, thank you for chapter headings.
    Also your 4-player run of this... might have been even more fun this, for obvious reasons.

  • @wingedfish1175
    @wingedfish1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:50 ah the curse of saying exactly the opposite of wat you meant

  • @rodentperson237
    @rodentperson237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Which might be some sort of metaphor" this is slander octodad loves his wife and kids

  • @r.qgames6950
    @r.qgames6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    This is the only game that I’ve gotten 100% of the Steam achievements and I’m proud of that.

  • @nogapres3007
    @nogapres3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:04 look at me, I am the captain now!

  • @raianneespole2848
    @raianneespole2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Comgrats on 1mil eazy!

  • @2swag4life
    @2swag4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    “This is so awkward”
    More like octowar- nevermind.

  • @goobs5303
    @goobs5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Alternate name: easy spezzy being a horrible husband and father for 24 minutes
    Edit: and 36 seconds

    • @vegetablesoup1448
      @vegetablesoup1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And 36 seconds

    • @raphaelobama5851
      @raphaelobama5851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My dad took longer

    • @goobs5303
      @goobs5303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just came back and realized I got 680 likes and that’s the most I’ve ever gotten

  • @caroaszklar7902
    @caroaszklar7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:23 DOn't DroWn

  • @plushie_cakeblastayuki_ani7453
    @plushie_cakeblastayuki_ani7453 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how you explained no notices this octopus guy running around, and when you knocked over the mail box or something, that made me wheeze and laugh before you went into the land of kelp.😂

  • @FlyntofRWBY
    @FlyntofRWBY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    Speedrun A Hat in Time!

    • @Zenflower54
      @Zenflower54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Hi!! Didn’t expect to see you here!

    • @Damien_Darling
      @Damien_Darling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      YES that’s one of my favorite games!!!

    • @joshh158
      @joshh158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like your vids

    • @blabedybloop3335
      @blabedybloop3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree

    • @UnikekoAsteri
      @UnikekoAsteri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @The_Did_it_to_Em_Society
    @The_Did_it_to_Em_Society 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    There's something so funny about a character like octodad just chillin in the structure with a timer. The timer implies speed, but octodad letting his fish drip radiate outward and blind everyone in the room, does not.

  • @Phantom-zt9ve
    @Phantom-zt9ve 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:01 *GREAT WORK BOSS, THIS IS WHY YOUR THE BEST!*

  • @FareeegYT
    @FareeegYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Speezy: I don't really listen to my wife
    Also speezy: man I can't believe my wife doesn't listen to me

  • @P.Dandy1
    @P.Dandy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    “I like to believe that this octopus is a dead beat dad”
    At least he came home with milk tho

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's their for his kids he akwardly watches them play games

    • @Orbit35
      @Orbit35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *chocky milk* not even the regular milk

    • @sherlockisverytired3169
      @sherlockisverytired3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unlike mine one

    • @cloud7095
      @cloud7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m thinking of that one “oof level max” meme

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    considering that as far as we know, Octopus arms are nearly autonomous, this game is pretty accurate

  • @devdattshrikhandepatil6574
    @devdattshrikhandepatil6574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "We are the kinda person who never talks to our wife and she's kinda upset about that, but whateva...I am just an Octopus trying to live my life, I mean, what do you expect from me ? " ~Easyspeezy 2021

  • @lepiper
    @lepiper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Octodad at the boat scene be like: “listen to me, I am the captain now”

  • @doug_todd
    @doug_todd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    i remember playing this game co op and we figured out how to fly with and without the recycling bin

  • @vaporeos8173
    @vaporeos8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I walk in my room look at my phone and
    BAM
    Octodad speedrun

  • @caroaszklar7902
    @caroaszklar7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:16 THAT'S WHAT LIVES IN MY CLOSET

  • @diatomicfire9624
    @diatomicfire9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are a great way for me to know what games I can like.

  • @connormccartney2953
    @connormccartney2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Remember when this game first came out, and when Iballisticsquid played it. The nostalgia

    • @doktorichtofen
      @doktorichtofen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember watching fgteev playing it

    • @5starrrcj
      @5starrrcj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OCTOOOOOOPUUUUUUUUUUSSS

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s the playthrough I watched too. Damn I miss being innocent and not finding a sex joke in every sentence

  • @Antimark-dj9sz
    @Antimark-dj9sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This game has a great sense of humor
    "If you're our dad... Then where did we come from?"

  • @carrotboy4610
    @carrotboy4610 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that you play the games I used to watch play as a kid

  • @Fredcat11
    @Fredcat11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way you play through this game is very funny!

  • @Bob_Bobstien
    @Bob_Bobstien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love Regular Human Dad Simulator, glad you did a speedrun of this game!

  • @Suchega_Uber
    @Suchega_Uber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Multiple concussions never hurt anyone.
    Me, a wrestling fan, desperately trying to not think of Chris Benoit: hhe ur sorite.

    • @RoastedMarshmelon
      @RoastedMarshmelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought of Chris too 😆 although I wouldn't say he had "small concussions", with those freakin diving headbutts! 😞 The man was dedicated.

  • @ttweIve
    @ttweIve ปีที่แล้ว

    i love your videos so much when you post a video i get so excited!

  • @theoutsiderjess4869
    @theoutsiderjess4869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never been a fan of speed runs but I really enjoy how you structure speedrun

  • @steemedpasta835
    @steemedpasta835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    i don't get why it's called "octodad" i mean, he's just a normal guy

    • @Deltadotjpg
      @Deltadotjpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comedy
      G o l d

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's, uh, it's because he has the dad skill of eight dads. Yeah, that sounds right

  • @1nv3rt3d
    @1nv3rt3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “Why do you need a good marriage when u got stuffed animals” I will live up to that if I get divorced in the future lol

    • @het_muisje9898
      @het_muisje9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      make a book about this and name it how to not be lonly and sell it on reddit

    • @greensolocup614
      @greensolocup614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stuffed animals > anything else

  • @octapotl
    @octapotl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video brings me so much joy, you could say it's my comfort video

  • @internalaids6797
    @internalaids6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    11:26 didnt know this game took place in Alabama

    • @jellybear1450
      @jellybear1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed that

  • @tjreds7500
    @tjreds7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Alternate title: “I sped-run the game Koro-Sensei simulator.”

    • @idontknowmyname.1200
      @idontknowmyname.1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The light bulb the switch and the audacity of this weeb

    • @tjreds7500
      @tjreds7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@idontknowmyname.1200 LMAO

    • @jazznayaa
      @jazznayaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cries

    • @marilovesSocko
      @marilovesSocko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @epicgamers6305
      @epicgamers6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Sped run” I love it and hate it

  • @TEM1757
    @TEM1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Don’t worry about it guys, he’s not an octopus, he’s just a speedrunner

  • @ilhanmohamed3495
    @ilhanmohamed3495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This game really deserves more recognition.

  • @echo_ironside8006
    @echo_ironside8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    idk how, but he's mastered the art of making his movements as tentacle-y and octopus-like as possible

  • @craftyspirits2306
    @craftyspirits2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Alternate title: Summarizing Octodad while being a terrible dad in a clueless world.

  • @Axeeco
    @Axeeco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    He speedran this game, so *you know the rules, and so do IIII*
    He HAS to speedrun I am bread now

  • @shieldsdown227
    @shieldsdown227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    they can’t tell you’re an octopus because you told them you have a rare skin condition

  • @saul-goodman
    @saul-goodman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've been awake for 72 hours and this is the first video of yours I've ever watched while I'm laying in the dark after taking some bong rips. I'm definitely forgetting about him running on the sun. Probably right after I finish typing this vkn but time,, guys

  • @brighamruud5090
    @brighamruud5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “A mild concussion never hurt anybody” - speed run man

  • @kingguydan
    @kingguydan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    14:15 "look, why would you play the game the way you're supposed to when you can be an octopus" I want that on a T-shirt or something lol 😆

  • @yaboi5139
    @yaboi5139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:00 "rotate this cube"

  • @GrummMSM
    @GrummMSM ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (16:26) “I worked really hard to get these prizes”
    *Sticks hand into claw machine*