I tried speedrunning Octodad and became an expert at living in a constant struggle

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  • @blandpotato545
    @blandpotato545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3762

    “I like to believe this octopus is now a dead beat dad”
    How can he be dead beat if he’s to busy speed running life

    • @kohakunushi3028
      @kohakunushi3028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guh

    • @SpongiousBird
      @SpongiousBird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guuhehh

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually he would be an extra beat dad since octopussys have 3 hearts

    • @bwisbo279
      @bwisbo279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My brain read that as dad beat

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bwisbo279 sounds groovy

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3237

    Fun fact: the best man in the wedding is a fish. You get an achievement for bringing said fish to the altar with you, the achievement is called 'The Best Man'

    • @cookk3321
      @cookk3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@awhitebackground9984 but like why?

    • @awhitebackground9984
      @awhitebackground9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cookk3321 Why *h w h a t*
      Say it as what with an H-

    • @cookk3321
      @cookk3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@awhitebackground9984 You talk about something unrelated to the comment or the video so I was just confused

    • @awhitebackground9984
      @awhitebackground9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cookk3321 :)
      It's the pfp :D
      Sorry you didn't get it but I don't think you watched Danganronpa
      But ik it's unrelated

    • @Goated_EddieBrock
      @Goated_EddieBrock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I got it

  • @shortycrust
    @shortycrust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6416

    Imagine you wake up one morning and instead of your dad talking to you he starts speedrunning life

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4520

    There's something uncanny about listening to a man spend the entire run criticizing every character in the story he is actively not engaging with.

    • @grandecappuccino2700
      @grandecappuccino2700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      *There's something uncanny about the entire game.

    • @officialname9817
      @officialname9817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me irl

    • @junipers-rings
      @junipers-rings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He only speedrun games he’s played before. So don’t worry he knows the story.

    • @chucklestorm
      @chucklestorm ปีที่แล้ว +18

      he does just be straight shitting on all of the characters in the games he speedruns. it's great.

    • @LovelySoftSnow
      @LovelySoftSnow ปีที่แล้ว

      He's having a hard time maintaining his suspension of disbelief

  • @gravity_cow
    @gravity_cow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3949

    Considering how Octodad and his wife birthed two completely human children, he's doing an excellent job pretending to be a human

    • @bro748
      @bro748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      They could've always adopted.

    • @glasshorse6893
      @glasshorse6893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      probably adopted. if not, he probably would've had made the first inklings

    • @just_so_meh_
      @just_so_meh_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Yeah they were adopted. At the end of the game, they reveal that because he was an octopus, he never really had a chance to meet with the Mom. They never really said it, but they do make a joke questioning where did the children come from? If he was able to mate that woman and give us some sort of human DNA to make them children, then the developers would really have to explain that.

    • @tarriestkn1ght
      @tarriestkn1ght 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@just_so_meh_ Except that would literally create Splatoon, but years earlier.

    • @汉堡哥
      @汉堡哥 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kinishyoa My thoughts exactly

  • @toyotatacoma1616
    @toyotatacoma1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2826

    I love how this guy refuses to learn anything about the games he plays. He’s just quickly talking as he runs through a hellscape he doesn’t understand. I imagine this is what a horse’s inner monologue is like.

    • @Зол.Э
      @Зол.Э 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      You can't speed run someone's life if you know them. Ruin someone unknown is easier. :)

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      It cracked me the hell up. Made it even funnier.
      To be fair, this game isn't _supposed_ to make sense and feels like a funderful 50's sitcom lol

    • @SageGilbert191
      @SageGilbert191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That sounds like me in school

    • @maiselph7456
      @maiselph7456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It feels like he's speedrunning the videos as well.

    • @Yusukegirl
      @Yusukegirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As someone who knows one of the WR holders of this game in a few categories and have watched her runs for years, it's pretty entertaining.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5810

    Game: *shows what are very obviously beluga whales*
    EasySpeezy: "Dolphins!"

    • @F-14D_Tomcat
      @F-14D_Tomcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Looks at what is obviously a globe
      EasySpeezy: cube

    • @Glass42112
      @Glass42112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@F-14D_Tomcat hey, he's a speed runner, not a geologist.

    • @leka2095
      @leka2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      No thoughts, only SPEED

    • @jjtpg
      @jjtpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@Glass42112 hey, he's a speeder runner, not a psychiatrist

    • @Glass42112
      @Glass42112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jjtpg mmmm speaking of that type of person that idk how I spell and I can't really see it nor want to spell it... Ok.

  • @cian_clark
    @cian_clark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4508

    Easy: and now we just rotate this cube... (he says while rotating a sphere)

    • @Whomst_art_thou_babbling
      @Whomst_art_thou_babbling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @dor748
      @dor748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He is an octopus who runs a TH-cam channel who just played a game about being an octopus dad. Since he’s an octopus, he’s not the brightest.

    • @iamstupidlylockedin
      @iamstupidlylockedin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@dor748 Don't octopus got like 8 brains?

    • @leviallen7210
      @leviallen7210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      CUBE EARTH IS REAL DONT BELIEVE THE LIZARD MEN

    • @ampjam
      @ampjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he’s just rotating the cube so fast it looks like a sphere

  • @that1guy873
    @that1guy873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Could you imagine waking up to find your dad doing like 13 backflips and clip through the back door

  • @fartlord1012
    @fartlord1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    “The last thing I need to deal with is our wife, and she wants to talk about our marriage but I wanna play some fun games”

    • @ZHH_Studios
      @ZHH_Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *me as a husband in a nutshell*

    • @TeamSnowLeopard
      @TeamSnowLeopard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our wife 😈😈

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marriage in a nutshell

  • @vapidspecter9065
    @vapidspecter9065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2877

    “Why would you need to have a good marriage when you can have stuffed animals?” *- Easy Speezy, 2021*

    • @Fiery_Zephyr
      @Fiery_Zephyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow 511 likes and 0 comments

    • @daniellepycroft8157
      @daniellepycroft8157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bween 1.6K likes and 3 replies

    • @yunglazerbeam8673
      @yunglazerbeam8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daniellepycroft8157 2k likes and 4 replies

    • @ItachiUchiha-ue8tz
      @ItachiUchiha-ue8tz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yunglazerbeam 2.4K likes and 5 replies

    • @Stellar824
      @Stellar824 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Put that on a tombstone

  • @fromach
    @fromach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Just realized that the stained glass is of Cthulu. Pretty sure the kids are a blessing from the Ruler of the Sleeping City and the reason most people seem to ignore the weirdo, with non-believers like the Chef being able to see everything the way it is.

  • @pandolinc5288
    @pandolinc5288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Wife: Want some calamari?
    Octodad: stares in horror at the plate

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If give it a try you never know you might be delicious

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@goreobsessed2308 calamari is octopus. Octodad is octopus.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dragonsaway9710 oh I know, was supposed to be a morbid joke... Oh well can't land all of em 😜

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@dragonsaway9710 Calamari is Squid, not Octopus.

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aren't some octopuses cannibals? I'm propably wrong but wouldn't be suprised if they really are

  • @Ozionian
    @Ozionian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4797

    Why is he called Octo Dad?
    He's just a guy with two kids, not eight.

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      cause Squid Daddy is too NSFW

    • @spacechase9705
      @spacechase9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@Z5Z5Z5 But that would require ten kids!

    • @seant1326
      @seant1326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@spacechase9705
      Squids have 10 tentacles.

    • @spacechase9705
      @spacechase9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@seant1326 oop-
      i took away two instead of added two. I'll fix it right away.

    • @yuriusutr7284
      @yuriusutr7284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Duo dad?

  • @thebestegg3956
    @thebestegg3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I remember seeing my dad playing this as a kid and just seeing him in a kitchen being chased around and I had nightmares about it for weeks-

    • @Sage-ve3pl
      @Sage-ve3pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @InfernoThePyro hey genius, they said kid, not newborn

    • @CIubDuck
      @CIubDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @InfernoThePyro the plot he's explaining is from the first game, which came out in 2010. So if he was, say, 8 at the time, he'd be born in 2002. Making him 19-20 years old now.

    • @cryguy0000
      @cryguy0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CIubDuck But he said THIS game, it's one or the other

    • @davebob4973
      @davebob4973 ปีที่แล้ว

      was your dad a mainstream youtuber during the 2010s

    • @Profkol0rado
      @Profkol0rado 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@CIubDuckcrazy how people born in 2010 are now 14

  • @Monkeyface678
    @Monkeyface678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3737

    What if his wife knows and just doesn't want him to be sad

    • @wondywon5463
      @wondywon5463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      He doesn’t like how he looks so she respects his choice of hiding it

    • @ghostlysweetheart6307
      @ghostlysweetheart6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Stop y’all are making me emotional over a hekkin goofy game about an octopus that’s somehow a dad to 2 fully human children

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@ghostlysweetheart6307 maybe they adopted?

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Loltroll8 kids from a previous marriage/relationship?

    • @failmeep5167
      @failmeep5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why does she ask questions in the aquarium then?

  • @zappuccino2202
    @zappuccino2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2953

    “And the last thing we wanna do in this area is our wife”
    -Speezy 2021

  • @Exavack
    @Exavack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    This game was a masterpiece, nobody can tell me otherwise.

    • @a.b3428
      @a.b3428 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i 100% agree i was sad when i did all the achievements cause i had nothing left to do

    • @Stellar824
      @Stellar824 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro 69 likes

    • @MezzoForte4
      @MezzoForte4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a.b3428 Speedrun them :D

    • @a.b3428
      @a.b3428 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MezzoForte4 I probably will oneday just to beat dev times.

  • @pineconesacramento8802
    @pineconesacramento8802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    "Our son doesn't mow the lawn for some reason because he comes up with excuses"
    That hits a little too close to home

    • @Biggy_man
      @Biggy_man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@AxxLAfriku I don't think cool TH-camrs self promote on other people's TH-cam channels

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@AxxLAfriku and this guy says he is humble
      *I r o n i c*

    • @Biggy_man
      @Biggy_man 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I thought

    • @Zlinkra
      @Zlinkra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Axxl? More like everyone go mass dislike all their videos with bots xxl

    • @TheRealWaffles1
      @TheRealWaffles1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku Didn’t someone start some beef with u or something

  • @Hamzter1234
    @Hamzter1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Octodad be like
    “Wife shut up about our marriage problems I NEED TO GET STUFFED ANIMALS.”

  • @Rauvi
    @Rauvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:39 “it’s a beautiful day today! The sun is shining, birds are singing-“
    *ON DAYS LIKE THESE, KIDS LIKE YOU-*

  • @HungNguyen-fp5ir
    @HungNguyen-fp5ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    "An expert at living in a constant struggle"
    Ah, yes, I'm something of an Octodad myself.

  • @maiakromer1747
    @maiakromer1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Octodad: knocking over everything in his path, stride covers like 10 feet
    Everyone: a normal man

    • @sapphireblue4031
      @sapphireblue4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's just drunk, better not mess with him

    • @wendyluvie4402
      @wendyluvie4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He just doesn't have object permanence. Is not his fault, ok?

  • @zelenpixel
    @zelenpixel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i like how the wife talks about marriage stuff meanwhile octodad is just no thoughts head empty and keeps handing her toys

  • @onasmore
    @onasmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    ‘Rotate this cube’ while playing the GLOBE game.....

    • @nujumkey
      @nujumkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Minecraft speedrun confirmed

    • @story5874
      @story5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wile

    • @omnitroph1501
      @omnitroph1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Can you explain THAT, round-earthers? That's what I thought!

    • @story5874
      @story5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@omnitroph1501 find the edge of the flat earth

    • @Porrimgaming413
      @Porrimgaming413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The earth is a cube

  • @notbranch9657
    @notbranch9657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    i remember watching a bunch octodad videos in the past and this brings back so much nostalgia

    • @aezore2432
      @aezore2432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I CAME HERE TO CKMMENT TBE SAME THING YES

    • @averagecat4220
      @averagecat4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel old when I saw that this game came out in 2014

    • @evoplanet627
      @evoplanet627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samee

    • @The_Purrpetrator
      @The_Purrpetrator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw it from DanTDM

    • @aezore2432
      @aezore2432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@The_Purrpetrator SAME

  • @asockandet3915
    @asockandet3915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Easy puzzling over Octodad lore and the inner emotional workings of Octodad while his speedrun plays is absolutely brilliant; 10/10 had a great time watching!

  • @katonnor
    @katonnor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5598

    If only we had an answer for how the kids were born

    • @potatoeyboi
      @potatoeyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

      Adopted

    • @dbdsfinest4820
      @dbdsfinest4820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      The lady boned an octopus. Simple!

    • @PeterWoodIV
      @PeterWoodIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Squid ink
      Simple

    • @potatoeyboi
      @potatoeyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

      “White ink”

    • @mac6na6na26
      @mac6na6na26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      don’t ask

  • @Mystical_Zeus
    @Mystical_Zeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Everyone:
    Eazy Speezy: *Doesn't understand why a chef would want to kill an octopus*
    Me: SUSHI

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No!
      Sashimi

    • @Billy-TL
      @Billy-TL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because the octopus walks

    • @TeerThePuppet
      @TeerThePuppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me: *KALAMARI🍣🦑🐙🍥*

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What do you mean, trying to kill an octopus? They are very clearly trying to kill octodad who is definitely a human.

    • @tremeschinion9420
      @tremeschinion9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's got other intentions...

  • @BluFoxHeartFire
    @BluFoxHeartFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    The wife in that game must’ve seen so much hentai she thought that real tentacle sex was actually a real human thing every human does

    • @lathanfitzpatrick3531
      @lathanfitzpatrick3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I'm calling the police

    • @definitelysomething4161
      @definitelysomething4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@lathanfitzpatrick3531 About the wife or about the person who wrote the comment ?

    • @Nyx_Fey_
      @Nyx_Fey_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@definitelysomething4161
      Both.

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'd like this comment, but it's currently at 69 likes...
      which is very fitting for a comment like this.

    • @josephjoestar953
      @josephjoestar953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait it isn't?

  • @ttdannyda
    @ttdannyda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Eazy: why is the chef trying to murder me
    The chef: mmmmm Calamari

  • @timmythehydra7481
    @timmythehydra7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    "okay, and the last thing we have to do in this area is our wife"
    as is with any healthy relationship

    • @securitycheesehostage7542
      @securitycheesehostage7542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WHYB DOES LITERALLY NOBODY PUT TIMESTAMPS EXCEPT ME

    • @TehGrmB33p3r
      @TehGrmB33p3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@securitycheesehostage7542 timestamp?

    • @securitycheesehostage7542
      @securitycheesehostage7542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TehGrmB33p3r idk because they didnt use timestamp

    • @crazycookie4645
      @crazycookie4645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He said deal with, not “do”.

    • @shaples7355
      @shaples7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@securitycheesehostage7542 13:56 he says deal not do

  • @chickenyouate4429
    @chickenyouate4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Ahh this game brings back memory’s, I remember that I beat the game on the trackpad of my crappy laptop and it ran at like 17 frames per sec. it was hell

  • @WingedLizard99
    @WingedLizard99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Me every time I wake up:
    “Limbs, limbs? Cmon, you gotta work with me here”

  • @r.qgames6950
    @r.qgames6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    This is the only game that I’ve gotten 100% of the Steam achievements and I’m proud of that.

  • @Ca.b_l.e
    @Ca.b_l.e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Eazy: “oh yay we’re dolphins we don’t like sharks”
    Me: Those are beluga whales 😂😂😂😂

  • @torugho
    @torugho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3849

    "A princess can do anything he or she wants to" Stacy is a wise queen

  • @FlyntofRWBY
    @FlyntofRWBY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2570

    Speedrun A Hat in Time!

  • @roxxors
    @roxxors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    21:22 the box made you solid snake past them

  • @lyslvnchry
    @lyslvnchry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    forgot this game existed, brings back memories.

    • @snowfloofcathug
      @snowfloofcathug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I got reminded of it when I looked up Bugsnax on Twitter to find what it’s about and it mentioned being the creators behind Octodad

    • @dootdoot8212
      @dootdoot8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Reminds me when I used to watch jacksepticeye playing it and markiplier

    • @evoplanet627
      @evoplanet627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I remember watching .markiplier play this game 😭😳

    • @ddc171
      @ddc171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sauce to pfp?

    • @blockstacker5614
      @blockstacker5614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dootdoot8212 that series was one of the best. That and surgeon simulator.

  • @P.Dandy1
    @P.Dandy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    “I like to believe that this octopus is a dead beat dad”
    At least he came home with milk tho

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's their for his kids he akwardly watches them play games

    • @Orbit35
      @Orbit35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *chocky milk* not even the regular milk

    • @sherlockisverytired3169
      @sherlockisverytired3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unlike mine one

    • @l_am_Cloud
      @l_am_Cloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m thinking of that one “oof level max” meme

  • @THEPurpleEgg
    @THEPurpleEgg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Me when Eazy calls a globe a cube:
    'escuse me what'

    • @toyotatacoma1616
      @toyotatacoma1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New conspiracy theory just dropped,

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toyotatacoma1616 Flat earthers were right at least on the surface curvature aspect.

  • @The_Did_it_to_Em_Society
    @The_Did_it_to_Em_Society 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    There's something so funny about a character like octodad just chillin in the structure with a timer. The timer implies speed, but octodad letting his fish drip radiate outward and blind everyone in the room, does not.

  • @rodentperson237
    @rodentperson237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "Which might be some sort of metaphor" this is slander octodad loves his wife and kids

  • @ghostlytavern129
    @ghostlytavern129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is so weird but this channel has seriously helped me with my anxiety. Every time I get panic attacks watching you speed run and explain it helps me calm down and makes me feel a lot better!

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stryder7x does some neat Paper Mario glitch videos, and Malleo does tool assisted speedruns of the sequel with explanations. All their videos are fairly long and easy to listen to. Very good distraction material.

    • @betzyellow
      @betzyellow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i hope you're doing alright:)

  • @goobs5303
    @goobs5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Alternate name: easy spezzy being a horrible husband and father for 24 minutes
    Edit: and 36 seconds

    • @vegetablesoup1448
      @vegetablesoup1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And 36 seconds

    • @raphaelobama5851
      @raphaelobama5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My dad took longer

    • @goobs5303
      @goobs5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just came back and realized I got 680 likes and that’s the most I’ve ever gotten

  • @bungy1609
    @bungy1609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “Kids stop talking to me I’m trying to speedrun life”

    • @TheSewDew
      @TheSewDew 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Cocks gun*

  • @notdrizzled
    @notdrizzled ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This game was my childhood. I used to replay it THOUSANDS of times on the Wii U. At this point i'm a master at the movement.

  • @2swag4life
    @2swag4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    “This is so awkward”
    More like octowar- nevermind.

  • @doug_todd
    @doug_todd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    i remember playing this game co op and we figured out how to fly with and without the recycling bin

  • @secretscarlet8249
    @secretscarlet8249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:55 she ducks under his flailing limbs so she's pretty used to his shenanigans hahaha

  • @aperson9576
    @aperson9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    " trick your wife into marrying you" smh Octodad dated her until she wanted to marry him. He just didn't explain the octopus thing.

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flori4926 smh doesn't know what a joke means and bullying a "bully"

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@flori4926 smh imagine blaming someone about not knowing what a bully is when you do not know what it is too.

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flori4926 but fr bro, this comment is just a joke, stop.

    • @flori4926
      @flori4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@garcias2039 you saw nothing

    • @garcias2039
      @garcias2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flori4926 oh, you're the oh so depressed kid, now i know why you make so much of a fuss because you didn't get the joke.

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    considering that as far as we know, Octopus arms are nearly autonomous, this game is pretty accurate

  • @erin.artemis
    @erin.artemis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:11 Ohhhhh it's the backstory! That makes so much more sense-

  • @PeterWoodIV
    @PeterWoodIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    Why’s this called octodad
    I just see some random dude flailing around
    No octopus

    • @patrykdabrowski1788
      @patrykdabrowski1788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hello pfp twin

    • @Tyr_kllr-Official
      @Tyr_kllr-Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bro it's only been out for minutes

    • @PeterWoodIV
      @PeterWoodIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Tyr_kllr-Official
      So...

    • @hippixie
      @hippixie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I see no octopus in this game. What is octopus?

    • @hippixie
      @hippixie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Lil hoops damn.

  • @Bob_Bobstien
    @Bob_Bobstien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love Regular Human Dad Simulator, glad you did a speedrun of this game!

  • @goldfish1633
    @goldfish1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "A princess can do anything he or she wants to" Hell yeah Stacy

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stacy says trans rights! Stacy says fuck gender roles!

  • @Rayne-RL
    @Rayne-RL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    “Why do you need a good marriage when u got stuffed animals” I will live up to that if I get divorced in the future lol

    • @het_muisje9898
      @het_muisje9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      make a book about this and name it how to not be lonly and sell it on reddit

    • @greensolocup614
      @greensolocup614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stuffed animals > anything else

  • @vaporeos8173
    @vaporeos8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I walk in my room look at my phone and
    BAM
    Octodad speedrun

  • @JimboJamble
    @JimboJamble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:37 "I don't have time for my wife and kids, I'm too busy being a dad!"

  • @connormccartney2953
    @connormccartney2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Remember when this game first came out, and when Iballisticsquid played it. The nostalgia

    • @Herlinawatimova2023
      @Herlinawatimova2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember watching fgteev playing it

    • @5starrrcj
      @5starrrcj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OCTOOOOOOPUUUUUUUUUUSSS

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the playthrough I watched too. Damn I miss being innocent and not finding a sex joke in every sentence

  • @kingguydan
    @kingguydan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    14:15 "look, why would you play the game the way you're supposed to when you can be an octopus" I want that on a T-shirt or something lol 😆

  • @acookie7548
    @acookie7548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:30 here come the cube-earthers

  • @Suchega_Uber
    @Suchega_Uber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Multiple concussions never hurt anyone.
    Me, a wrestling fan, desperately trying to not think of Chris Benoit: hhe ur sorite.

    • @SpongiousBird
      @SpongiousBird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought of Chris too 😆 although I wouldn't say he had "small concussions", with those freakin diving headbutts! 😞 The man was dedicated.

  • @Antimark-dj9sz
    @Antimark-dj9sz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This game has a great sense of humor
    "If you're our dad... Then where did we come from?"

  • @GrummMSM
    @GrummMSM ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (16:26) “I worked really hard to get these prizes”
    *Sticks hand into claw machine*

  • @fynnsternis6432
    @fynnsternis6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:37 "Escalators are just stairs with attitude!"
    Okay, sometimes the dialogue is really funny xD

  • @tjreds7500
    @tjreds7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Alternate title: “I sped-run the game Koro-Sensei simulator.”

    • @idontknowmyname.1200
      @idontknowmyname.1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The light bulb the switch and the audacity of this weeb

    • @tjreds7500
      @tjreds7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@idontknowmyname.1200 LMAO

    • @jazznayaa
      @jazznayaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cries

    • @marilovesSocko
      @marilovesSocko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @epicgamers6305
      @epicgamers6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Sped run” I love it and hate it

  • @reeseg.6766
    @reeseg.6766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    watching someone speed run this game is so satisfying. Just flopping around really fast

  • @crystab3244
    @crystab3244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I can't believe I never realized it while playing this game. Octodad married Stacy's mom. :O

    • @theshr00mtographer
      @theshr00mtographer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Stacy's mom, has got it going on

    • @idoparkourlolatleastithink9616
      @idoparkourlolatleastithink9616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      are you sure?????

    • @potionwolf347
      @potionwolf347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
      She's all I want
      And I've waited for so long
      Stacy, can't you see?
      You're just not the girl for me
      I know it might be wrong but
      I'm in love with Stacy's mom

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh my god your right

  • @TEM1757
    @TEM1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Don’t worry about it guys, he’s not an octopus, he’s just a speedrunner

  • @devdattshrikhandepatil6574
    @devdattshrikhandepatil6574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "We are the kinda person who never talks to our wife and she's kinda upset about that, but whateva...I am just an Octopus trying to live my life, I mean, what do you expect from me ? " ~Easyspeezy 2021

  • @Axeeco
    @Axeeco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    He speedran this game, so *you know the rules, and so do IIII*
    He HAS to speedrun I am bread now

  • @johanngalland6188
    @johanngalland6188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    20:25 "And now we're in the place with dolphins"
    Sad beluga noises

  • @olivia-ot4xj
    @olivia-ot4xj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember watching people play this as a child and I still panic when they have to walk. It's so stressful for some reason

  • @craftyspirits2306
    @craftyspirits2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Alternate title: Summarizing Octodad while being a terrible dad in a clueless world.

  • @brighamruud5090
    @brighamruud5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “A mild concussion never hurt anybody” - speed run man

  • @Dante02d12
    @Dante02d12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:50 : I'm "tricking my wife into thinking I'm an octopus."
    That guy is so good at trickery that he's making himself think he's making his wife believe he's a human pretending to be an octopus, lmao!
    Seriously though, I love your comments, the way you described that story is so freaking good!

  • @steemedpasta835
    @steemedpasta835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    i don't get why it's called "octodad" i mean, he's just a normal guy

    • @Deltadotjpg
      @Deltadotjpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comedy
      G o l d

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's, uh, it's because he has the dad skill of eight dads. Yeah, that sounds right

  • @michaelm2512
    @michaelm2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Speezy seriously be bringing out the nostalgia in all of us with all of his recent videos

  • @Supreme-Machine
    @Supreme-Machine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "... became an expert at living in a constant struggle."
    Oh, so a simulator of my life.

  • @sir27dagamer
    @sir27dagamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    " in this area we are doing it with our little daughter" 11:26

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not looking at Octodad R34, no matter what kind of stuff is said here.

  • @personwith2braincells30
    @personwith2braincells30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This game was created 7 years ago and now someone in 2021 is speedrunning.

  • @totalchaos9981
    @totalchaos9981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:23 "I just have to rotate this cube." SIR, I died laughing.

  • @Xizilqou
    @Xizilqou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The tentacles of failure loom at every corner of speedrunning.

  • @Semystic
    @Semystic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "We have to rotate this cube to get them all"
    Ah yes, a cube-earth theorist

  • @nogapres3007
    @nogapres3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:04 look at me, I am the captain now!

  • @RandomNulls
    @RandomNulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I like how the chef is the only one with functional eyes

  • @dustindluna
    @dustindluna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "why have a good marriage when you can have stuffed animals"
    YES

  • @lepiper
    @lepiper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Octodad at the boat scene be like: “listen to me, I am the captain now”

  • @woochtheorangecat5497
    @woochtheorangecat5497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “So in this area we’re doing it with our little daughter-“
    4K

  • @williewillikers9631
    @williewillikers9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If anything, Octo-dad is the most successful, loving, and caring father, husband, and man.
    In no way is he a deadbeat!
    I refuse this Heresy!
    Also, nice run, love the vids man!

  • @FareeegYT
    @FareeegYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Speezy: I don't really listen to my wife
    Also speezy: man I can't believe my wife doesn't listen to me

  • @gordonmatthew8069
    @gordonmatthew8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The fact that there aren't sequels to this game is sinful.

    • @gemstoneparrot8934
      @gemstoneparrot8934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i dont wanna be that guy but this game is a sequel

    • @gordonmatthew8069
      @gordonmatthew8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gemstoneparrot8934 no way

    • @Fact_core
      @Fact_core 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gemstoneparrot8934
      WHAT?

  • @_J0s3ph_
    @_J0s3ph_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Why have a good marriage when you can have stuffed animals” -Eazy Speezy 2021

  • @Phantom-zt9ve
    @Phantom-zt9ve 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:01 *GREAT WORK BOSS, THIS IS WHY YOUR THE BEST!*

  • @jaynuisenpuff8340
    @jaynuisenpuff8340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This octopus has too much power, camafluage, super intelligence, super strength, I don't think there's any abilities it doesn't have. It can even camafluage it's clothes and likely anything it's holding.

    • @chair6703
      @chair6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and super flexible and can fit in any gap as long as its bigger than its beak

  • @somerandomdude802
    @somerandomdude802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    So like...are Octodad's kids adopted, or did something that I am morally not obligated to say happen? Am I the only one who questions that?
    Edit: I scrolled down further and discovered that, no, I am not the only one that questions the existence of octokids

    • @Featherssketch
      @Featherssketch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      at the end of the game the kid actually asks where they came from--octodad and the mom just look at eachother and laugh and the game ends lol

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Featherssketch maybe its just a recessive gene

    • @benikujaku4567
      @benikujaku4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is just Splatoon's prequel

    • @brody7714
      @brody7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beni Kujaku r/cursedcomments

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Featherssketch
      He then says "No, seriously."

  • @echo_ironside8006
    @echo_ironside8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    idk how, but he's mastered the art of making his movements as tentacle-y and octopus-like as possible

  • @justcallmejelly57
    @justcallmejelly57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I saw this on my recommendations and my heart dropped and I started tearing up because this unlocked so many memories I forgot I had