Miscellaneous Myths: Actaeon

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  • @OverlySarcasticProductions
    @OverlySarcasticProductions  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

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    • @LanerGuy
      @LanerGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pardon me for asking this twice on the same video, but does anyone know what the name of the song that starts at 1:42 and goes through to 1:51 is?

    • @s.f.nightingale1735
      @s.f.nightingale1735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, what's the theory?

    • @avataraarow
      @avataraarow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Red hit us with those Actaeon-Orion conspiracy theories

    • @jivanjovan
      @jivanjovan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      to add to that, what was the song at 2:51 :D

    • @charliedore138
      @charliedore138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0:22 that shade u threw at jason caught me off guard and i almost died lol

  • @michaelwellen2866
    @michaelwellen2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4197

    Actaeon: Accidentally seens Artemis naked.
    Artemis: I'll punish you for this.
    Artists for the next 3000 years: I can use this as an excuse to show Artemis naked!

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      "Dammit, most of these artists don't even HAVE hounds!"

    • @keybladeapologist.1131
      @keybladeapologist.1131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Oh rule 34 how you ruin everything

    • @orderlysummit
      @orderlysummit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      not like sapphics are gonna complain

    • @ericherde1
      @ericherde1 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Artemis got Barbara Streisand’ed.

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Actaeon won in the end lol

  • @SolstaceWinters
    @SolstaceWinters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7251

    Referring to them as "Artemis's bonkhonagahoogs" is exactly the kind of thing that gets you turned into a deer and devoured by hounds.

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

      I want a modern retelling of the story where Artemis was willing to spare Actaeon because she deemed he made an honest mistake but then hears him refer to them as bonkhonagahoogs and decides he needs to die

    • @kairuku6552
      @kairuku6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      @@archivist_13 "worth it"

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      @@kairuku6552 Actaeon's final words before being irreversibly turned into a deer.

    • @danninmatthews5640
      @danninmatthews5640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Why not spare him for the mistake then give him a stag that reflects him as well.

    • @No_OneO_N
      @No_OneO_N ปีที่แล้ว

      @@archivist_13that just sounds like some frat boy coming across her and acting like a dick after being spared

  • @Ultimus31
    @Ultimus31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5686

    okay the fact that Chrion made a statue specifically to comfort Actaeons hounds is really sad and honestly kind of sweet. those poor puppies :(

    • @Brian-tn4cd
      @Brian-tn4cd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Its like a reverse Hachiko

    • @mr.skateandwatch
      @mr.skateandwatch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      He lives on inside all of them.

    • @_Opalescence
      @_Opalescence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Poor puppies"
      Dude they killed somebody.

    • @kavanchan0910
      @kavanchan0910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@_Opalescence In fairness they didn’t know that the deer was acteon

    • @thehandsomeone8369
      @thehandsomeone8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mr.skateandwatch Until he’s fully digested.

  • @eeveestar6826
    @eeveestar6826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10306

    Fun fact, in Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Diana's room (aka the deer named after Artemis) is based on a bath house SPECIFICALLY as a reference to this myth.

    • @TheNo1pencil
      @TheNo1pencil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      That's hilarious

    • @Mark_Goddin
      @Mark_Goddin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      I love this in-depth AC lore

    • @inacatt
      @inacatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It looks really pretty, too!

    • @pixielofexeus9220
      @pixielofexeus9220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Oh yeah i love Diana! She's on my island

    • @adeaedgeworth
      @adeaedgeworth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      😲😲😲 omg, I never REALIZED THIS!!

  • @carlie3305
    @carlie3305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4842

    the hounds being confused about where he is then getting a statue made of him made me kinda sad 😭

    • @billyweed835
      @billyweed835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Poor puppers did nothing wrong.

    • @omarsalem1219
      @omarsalem1219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @billy weed aside from you know killing him...

    • @seanpoore2428
      @seanpoore2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      @@omarsalem1219 they were hunting dogs and he was a deer! They're the goodest bois!

    • @strayyato1773
      @strayyato1773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Autonoe and Aristaios had a son, Actaion, who was brought up by Cheiron to be a hunter and was later devoured on Cithairon by his own dogs. According to Acousilaos, he met such a death because Zeus was angry with him for courting Semele, but most authors ascribe it to the fact that he saw Artemis bathing. The goddess, they say, transformed him instantly into a deer and drove his pack of fifty dogs into a frenzy, causing them to devour him without recognizing who he was. Once he was dead, the dogs searched for their master, howling all the while, until their search brought them to the cave of Cheiron, who made an image of Actaion, which brought their grief to an end

    • @WinterFogFilms
      @WinterFogFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@strayyato1773 I also watched the video thank you

  • @QubicMeter
    @QubicMeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Do you think Artemis ever put up warning signs? Y'know, the "TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT" type of sign, because it feels like this happened a lot in Greek Mythology.

    • @shadowclaw7210
      @shadowclaw7210 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Too civilised. Thats Apollo stuff. Ironically.

    • @bluecloud4652
      @bluecloud4652 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Sign should be more specific. "Trespassers will be turned into a deer and devoured by their own hounds. If you are unable to afford hounds they will be provided for you by the goddess"
      That would've sent the message across

    • @SethRGray
      @SethRGray ปีที่แล้ว +82

      The entire “wild” was a warning sign. In Greece it was understood that all wild places belonged to Artemis by default. The idea that specific pools were more sacred than others definitely existed, but ALL pools in the deep woods were sacred. There was a non zero chance of this happening the second you stepped off the path, and as Greek citizens would have all known this, no additional signage was necessary.

    • @seeschwalbe
      @seeschwalbe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is this a reference to the Orion video? (Specifically 6:18 of the Orion video) Because if so, amazing!

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think you mean "TRESPASSERS WILL BE DEVOURED BY OWN HOUNDS".

  • @anondescriptbullet
    @anondescriptbullet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    Imagine having:
    "Accidentally saw Artemis's bonkhonagahoogs"
    written on your tombstone

    • @nikolaivladski9905
      @nikolaivladski9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      "Cause of death: Eaten by my own doggos"

    • @N.I.A23
      @N.I.A23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As if getting killed by a woman isn't humiliating enough.....

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      “That Artemass had me Actaeon up.”

    • @anondescriptbullet
      @anondescriptbullet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@deadlydingus1138 Take my like and leave

    • @epicguardian44
      @epicguardian44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      And then a transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhongahoogas

  • @עומרשרייבר-ל4ר
    @עומרשרייבר-ל4ר 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2671

    I love how the only thing that was consistent about this guy is the way he died. Like all the authers agreed that he just had to be killed by hounds.

    • @Talisguy
      @Talisguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      All I can think is "imagine if there was an 'original story' and his death was completely different in that first version."

    • @biswasbudhathoki8144
      @biswasbudhathoki8144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      A good story has a satisfying ending and apparently all the writers agreed on this one

    • @biswasbudhathoki8144
      @biswasbudhathoki8144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A good story has a satisfying ending and apparently all the writers agreed on this one

    • @narendramartosudarmo6112
      @narendramartosudarmo6112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Karma is a bitch.

    • @starmaker75
      @starmaker75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Maybe all these version happen and it was an running gag that he getting trouble with the gods and gets attacks by hounds

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Red: Say it with me now, he’s-
    Me: DEVOURED BY HIS OWN HOUNDS
    Red: - A hunter

    • @slwrabbits
      @slwrabbits 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm glad I am not the only one to jump the gun like this 😅

  • @xmoore5659
    @xmoore5659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3703

    One day, Red will talk about Ixion. She has basically done all the other guys who got punished. Tantalus, Sisyphus, Piorithus.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      The remaining Tartarus denizens in general would be interesting to discuss in fact! Ixion, Tityos, 49 of the 50 Danaides, etc.

    • @AlabasterTen
      @AlabasterTen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Lot of -uses

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I have fallan too deep into final fantasy in that the first thought when i saw ixion was, wait why should she talk about the thunder unicorn

    • @xLoLRaven
      @xLoLRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@AlabasterTen The wisdom of Phil.

    • @Collectiveofworms
      @Collectiveofworms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that day I shall rejoice

  • @ThomasMHead
    @ThomasMHead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1798

    Actaeon: "Oops, did I a hubris and/or sacrilege?"
    Hounds: "Our human will be SO pleased with this magnificent buck we took down! By the way: has anyone seen/heard/sniffed where he's at..??"
    Chiron: Deduces the mystery better than Sherlock Holmes; plus has the empathy and emotional intelligence to know how to comfort the hounds.

    • @Awesomewithaz
      @Awesomewithaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Actually the saddest one cause of the dogs not knowing where he went

    • @jlancov8890
      @jlancov8890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yea, the dude had it coming, the dogs didn't

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yet another reason why Chiron is one of my favorite figures in Greek mythology!

    • @fafaaf61
      @fafaaf61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jlancov8890 I mean…did he? It seems like it was just a massive accident.

    • @ThomasMHead
      @ThomasMHead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The thing about the Greek gods is that they were venerated out of necessity (humans looking for any slack this rough world might cut them), but hardly idealized. They were humans dialed up to 11: vain, petty, temperamental, lustful, paranoid--with levels of IDGAF and rationalization to match their cosmic power. Not that the gods didn't have compassion or even respect at times; but mortals were mostly just playthings or pests in their eyes.

  • @cluelessreptile
    @cluelessreptile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    Absolutely ended up chuckling like a madman at:
    "Accidently sees Artemis's hoohas"
    "Accidently sees Artemis's bonkonagahoogs"
    "Accidently sees Artemis's and her posse's dobonhonkeros"
    I am WEAK P L EA S E--

  • @biswasbudhathoki8144
    @biswasbudhathoki8144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    This story is like a game with fixed ending. No matter what path Actaeon takes it will end with him in hounds' stomach

    • @Talisguy
      @Talisguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Lesson learned: don't let David Cage write Greek myths.
      ...Or anything else, either.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It's just a "choose your own adventure" book with a really bad ending, no matter what you choose.

    • @bloodbrawler1438
      @bloodbrawler1438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Talisguy The only thing David Cage should be let to is his namesake.
      Dive in a cage. And stay there.

    • @TheLuckOfTheClaws
      @TheLuckOfTheClaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Corbomite_Meatballs choose your own devoured by your own hounds adventure

    • @MatthewCSnow
      @MatthewCSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Welcome telltale’s version of Greek myths

  • @barbaragagner7053
    @barbaragagner7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    "Dogs ate his face." "No Hermes I'm asking what happened to Actaeon?" "Dogs. Ate. His face!" "Y'know what put Hephaestus on the phone. Heph, what happened to Actaeon." "Dogs ate his face. Hermes knows more about it."

  • @GeneralBolas
    @GeneralBolas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    Actaeon: "I'm a better hunter than Artemis!"
    Artemis: "Well, I *could* just shoot him from here and call it a day, but I'm really liking the irony of making his hunting dogs eat him."
    I'm really liking this version of it. Short, to the point, without a lot of the general cruelty and dragging it out that most Olympians like to do when Mortals start doing that hubris thing.

    • @ezariogerion3138
      @ezariogerion3138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Eh... isn't it plenty cruel to have him eaten by his probably beloved hounds?

    • @GAPIntoTheGame
      @GAPIntoTheGame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      “without a lot of the general cruelty…” Um…what?

    • @GeneralBolas
      @GeneralBolas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@GAPIntoTheGame Compared to other Olympian punishments, a relatively quick (though painful) death is pretty low on the cruelty scale.

    • @Alloveck
      @Alloveck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      It may have been a quicker punishment than usual, but that level of reaction still has the standard effect of making her, like the rest of the gods, seem petty and insecure.

    • @GAPIntoTheGame
      @GAPIntoTheGame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@GeneralBolas If we're grading on a curve I guess. It's still just as petty of a reason for the punishment though

  • @rupert7565
    @rupert7565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    5:10 "Featuring a woman, probably Artemis, looking pretty cranky but usually - though not always - fully clothed"
    To be fair, if you are depicting the story of a god killing someone for seeing them naked, you mind be disinclined to depict that god naked.

    • @CrownofMischief
      @CrownofMischief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      *Artist is about to chisel out the curvature of Artemis's cheeks in his art piece
      Artemis: time to have someone else devoured by his hounds

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@CrownofMischief "Mistress, he doesn't have any-" "STRAYS then!"

    • @mcpics4448
      @mcpics4448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      CrownofMischief
      Artemis: *Release the Hounds*

    • @mrb5940
      @mrb5940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You had more common sense than most of the artists depicting that event, lol

    • @SilverDragonJay
      @SilverDragonJay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Now I have this image in my head of Artemis sitting in a bath wearing waterlogged robes because the artist wanted to depict her in the bath, but didn't want to risk drawing her naked.

  • @chenoaholdstock3507
    @chenoaholdstock3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4310

    Okay, here's a theory: some dude's dogs ended up eating him, and the story was just so very viral that everyone and their dog was speaking about it. Perhaps shared as a cautionary tale about not having your dogs too rabid/hungry/mistreated, but, by the time ye Olde telephone game had taken place, it was concluded that this sounded distinctively Devine retribution, and the story was retold from there, hence why the reason is inconsistent: the "original" had nothing to do with gods and goddesses, that was added in retroactively in every situation. The association with Artemis in particular is just that she was a hunter, he was a hunter, he was killed by hunting dogs, so she must have had SOMETHING to do with it.

    • @disillusioned.hermit
      @disillusioned.hermit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      This theory is FASCINATING!

    • @chenoaholdstock3507
      @chenoaholdstock3507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@disillusioned.hermit why thank you. I didn't expect such hight praise. You made my day. :)

    • @pkrockinomega4184
      @pkrockinomega4184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Honestly, considering people back then associated certain aspects of nature and life with gods it feels like that may have actually happened. 😅

    • @agustinvenegas5238
      @agustinvenegas5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I was thinking the exact same thing, it really has "you heard about the bloke in the other school" vibes

    • @TharzZzDunN
      @TharzZzDunN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Okay, but hear me out, it starts with some brat antagonizing a large dog to the point that it rips the skin on his head. Bloody screaming followed by poor doggy running off, entitled parents insist their little Aeolus was just being the most perfect of divine creatures and it was an awful attack by beasts most vile.
      So things get Spartaned up and soon it's a huge pack of hounds rending an unlucky hunter, who was something of a braggart, into jerky.

  • @sussybaka119
    @sussybaka119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I just can't stop laughing at the thought of ancient Greece's version of "Get a load of this unlucky Jackass" and then putting him everywhere with no context

  • @seang7578
    @seang7578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    Omg his story is just that trope in anime where the guy accidentally walks into the girl’s sauna and is beaten half to death before he can explain 😭

    • @kazeryu4834
      @kazeryu4834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Well…there was nothing halfway about this death

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@kazeryu4834 Heh, unfaithful modern adaptation /s

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad I'm not the only one seeing that.

    • @biswasbudhathoki8144
      @biswasbudhathoki8144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      So the Greek myth inspired that trope. Thats why the girls get super strong, they were being blessed by Artemis.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@biswasbudhathoki8144 Nah, the trope has a separate origin in Japan.
      EDIT: Someone asked what exactly and I answered below, should be the fourteenth or fifteenth reply overall. Should mention again up here though, I'm not completely sure I'm right, I just vaguely remember reading something about it.

  • @fafaaf61
    @fafaaf61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

    Something interesting that you didn’t mention is that Artemis’s actions with Actaeon parallel something Ishtar is said to do in the Epic of Gilgamesh. Specifically when Gilgamesh is admonishing Ishtar for what she did to her past lovers in the sixth tablet: “You loved the heardsmen, shepherd and chief shepherd who was always heaping up the glowing ashes for you and cooked ewe lambs for you every day. But you hit him and turned him into a wolf and his own herd boys hunt him down and his dogs tear at his haunches”. This might suggest that Actaeon is a Mesopotamian myth or that a Mesopotamian myth was latter synergized with an existing one. While Ishtar isn’t generally conflated with Artemis as you mentioned there is some ambiguity over the god Actaeon pissed off.

    • @hiromitailor8075
      @hiromitailor8075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      This is a really interesting theory.

    • @Novel272
      @Novel272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@hiromitailor8075 Especially when you remember that Aphrodite was kind of an import of Ishtar.

    • @DavidJoh
      @DavidJoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I have theorized that the original story was obscured by Artemis's transformation from a fertility goddess into a virgin goddess.

    • @dark_messiah8183
      @dark_messiah8183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Could be….but idk, that’s kinda a loose connection? It’s not a hard idea, “getting turned into something for hubris and killed by your own mates.” The difference in the details (he’s turned into a wolf, nothing like that happens in Acteons myth) makes it suspicious. Still, interesting theory

    • @Brian-tn4cd
      @Brian-tn4cd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@DavidJoh wasn't there a specific cult that did see Artemis as a fertility goddess? Also i seem to recall there are stories of Artemis aiding women in childbirth lending credence that she was at some point related to fertility

  • @laotasurfs1110
    @laotasurfs1110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I feel like Actaeon might've been a real dude who got devoured by his own hounds and people came up with mythology for why it happened later.

  • @deargodwhatamidoing1122
    @deargodwhatamidoing1122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    I just feel sorry for this dude. The way you told the story, makes him sound like a really unlucky guy, who just happened to be at the wrong place, at the wrong time, or flirt with the wrong woman, at the wrong time. And then he got killed.

    • @Photoloss
      @Photoloss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Yeah but the same applies to almost anyone, man or woman, who ever met Zeus. Greek mythology is like that overall, no "karma" just "tough luck buddy". If anything the difference here is that a *woman* stumbling upon Artemis bathing might have been spared.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, it is the counterexample of the trivilisation of stalking and voyarism often happening in western media where women have basicly no right at all to their own body. Is no all that suprising to me, that the sexrepulsed godess of virginity would not be fond of being creeped on and objectefied . . . maybe it was just an acident and he was about to turn away imidietly and all, but the instinctual reaction of feeling violated and defensive rage are quite understandable to me . . . and people go fucked up by gods for less

    • @owenaspinall2046
      @owenaspinall2046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      By his own hounds

    • @mvalthegamer2450
      @mvalthegamer2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@Photoloss Well, there is another story where a small child walks in a similar situation, but he pleads for his life and is turned into one of Artemis's Hunters

    • @Ty17V
      @Ty17V 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@Photoloss Worst thing is, he didn't even really meet Zeus. lol He got killed for flirting with the sidepiece of Zeus, the God of Rape.

  • @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244
    @davidmauriciogutierrezespi5244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Chiron saying "They never listen about the hubris thing" had me rolling with laughter

  • @dncsp7502
    @dncsp7502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    Guess I'll be the one who gives Actaeon a happy ending:
    After apologizing for the accident Artemis was pretty chill about it. Actaeon lived a pretty normal life afterwards. He died at the age of 72. Cause of death was a stroke... and then he got devoured by his own hounds.
    It was never meant to be...

    • @GG10010
      @GG10010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No no his dying wish was for his dead body to eaten by wild dogs Diogenes style.

    • @treeckomain5327
      @treeckomain5327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I mean at that point they'd be completely different hounds so...I guess it doesn't hurt as much as it would normally?

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Alternate take: He gets turned into a deer but manages to adapt and lives a long happy life as a deer, even finding a mate and having some fawns.
      Then one day his own hounds (now owned by a relative) find him and eat him cause they couldn’t recognize him.

    • @arthurdias6860
      @arthurdias6860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      maybe he got his body devoured by the hounds was a last request, now he can be with his loyal hounds even after death

    • @Abraxas1212
      @Abraxas1212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Well...
      There's another story about someone seeing Artemis bathing, and here's how it goes:
      Kid walks into the grotto unknowingly and sees Artemis. Kid apologizes, but Artemis says no man can see her bathe and stay alive. She turns the kid into a girl. The end.

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "Renaissance artists were weird like that"
    Speaking as someone who has taken at least a couple art history classes covering the Renaissance, this is too true.

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nude women are only art if there's an urn in it.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      go to schol becase teecher says go to schol? am i circus animel or what? i make yt videes becase thats my dreem. liv my dreem is what i do. thats what i do. hopefooly the videes are good for you deer mer

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AxxLAfriku *_HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE._*

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CoralCopperHead People like this a-hole would have Darwin scratching his head and going, "Wha...".

  • @TransButterflyQueen
    @TransButterflyQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    If I had a nickel for every dude who saw Artemis bathing and got transformed, I'd have 2 nickels. I mean it's not a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      You'd think someone would put up a sign or something: "Go No Further! Artemis Using Aesop Coriander Seed Body Cleanser Ahead".

    • @AmyOnhercomputer
      @AmyOnhercomputer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Technically you'd have one nickel, the other ones a girl now

    • @jimhjortsberg2990
      @jimhjortsberg2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@AmyOnhercomputer At least Sipriotes didn't have to settle an argument between Zeus and Hera whether guys or girls enjoy sex more. Unlike poor Tiresias...

    • @TransButterflyQueen
      @TransButterflyQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AmyOnhercomputer I know, that's a transformation

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A similar thing happened with Athena, and she left that guy (Tiresias, specifically) blind.

  • @na.meless
    @na.meless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    To be honest i really like the bath one, bc it really goes well with the methaphor that is recurrent in the mythos were
    1- Seeing (generaly) godess naked leads to something bad
    2- They are more than simply powerful beings, they are what they represent
    So Tiresias saw wisdom in it´s purest form, so he got blind but could see into the future, Paris saw love in it´s purest form but rejected wisdomm and power/sucess and saw how love alone can ruin lives, Actaeon saw the true meaning of the hunt, it´s way better being the hunter but you know what they say "one day as a hunter another as the hunted"

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a really good analysis.

    • @mon_moi
      @mon_moi 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Also, Semele saw Zeus in his true form and got electrocuted by how godly he is. You def on to something

  • @the_hope_of_balarat1109
    @the_hope_of_balarat1109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I love these dives where we not only get to look at a myth, but also get to take a look at how it developed, the different versions, and what we can learn from the wide variety of existing material. Really helps illuminate the point that myths are things that develop, grow, and change in the telling and the course of time, instead of a single fixed hard-and-fast canon that has always been what it is.

    • @yakisawesome1496
      @yakisawesome1496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @leminjapan
      @leminjapan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My thoughts exactly, worded better than I could ever put it

  • @Nyst2
    @Nyst2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    What's interesting about his depictions is that it seems irrelevant if he was a victim or not.
    No effort is made to show if his transgression was accidental or not; all that matters is that the Gods were upset.
    So what is the lesson to learn from Actaeon? That sometimes the Gods are just out to get you and you're screwed?
    I feel like ancient artists and craftsmen put his tale on pots and vases the same way cars today have 'shit happens' bumper stickers.

    • @eclipserepeater2466
      @eclipserepeater2466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Maybe artists just liked having an excuse to depict a little bit of a guy being eaten by hounds and the story itself doesn't have that much of a point. Just a spot of cathartic ultraviolence sculpted into the side of a vase!

    • @mosesmm5473
      @mosesmm5473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Even the ancient Greeks seem to have understood that sometimes, life's just out to kick you in the balls, and then steal your coin purse.

    • @MatthewCSnow
      @MatthewCSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Red did say that one of the tellings specified that just seeing them naked was sacrilege (accident or not) because being virgin was part of their godhood. So, unlucky bastard: yes, but it did say it was crime by default. Kinda like trespassing on a military base even though by pure accident

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MatthewCSnow Also the way the myths always emphasize Actaeon being a hunter might have another reading, like he went to the lake so he can "hunt" some virgins.

    • @mosesmm5473
      @mosesmm5473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@MatthewCSnow Well yes, but military bases tend to have fencing and clear signage. This poor bastard had no warnings, just really bad luck going for him.

  • @mjsparda5471
    @mjsparda5471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    I figured it out. *The True Story* _mystic hand waving_
    Actaeon was a hunter, trained by Chiron, who had the hots for Semele. He tried to sway her by boasting about his hunting skills, saying he was better than Artemis herself. Semele, not being the brightest sweet miss, just kind of nods along and tells her boyfriend about it later. Well Zeus is none too thrilled about this upstart both hitting on his gf AND insulting his daughter, so he comes up with a plan. He transforms into Semele and meets up with Actaeon, telling him to prove his boasts by showing her just how good of a hunter he is. "She" tells him to meet him in a certain spot at a certain time with his gear and dogs ready. This certain spot is, of course, Artemis' sacred grotto. This certain time is-- you guessed it-- when Artemis and her squad are bathing. Artemis, both shocked and panicked for herself and worried for her girls, chucks water at the bewildered and stuttering hunter, turning him into a deer. He is thus (drumroll please) turned on and devoured by his own hounds.
    THE END

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      That's brilliant. Get this person a job as a writer for a film adaptation of the myth.

    • @Eg_of_two
      @Eg_of_two 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      This is surprisingly a great adaptation of the myth.

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Damn, that's brilliant

    • @Psychic_Sylph
      @Psychic_Sylph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Nothing more satisfying than unifying different tellings into a concise story that hits all the beats and makes sense. Well done 👍

    • @shinraset
      @shinraset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The story feels surprisingly in character for Zeus (the god of one night stands/ spreader of his Divine seed).
      Your story also provides a concrete reason for some badness to happen.
      The fact that "future dog Chow" didn't take the hint of I have a boyfriend already.

  • @charleshockenbury353
    @charleshockenbury353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    You’d think with all the stories of Artemis getting peaked on out in the wild, she’d like, IDK, put up a magic fog cloud that drives away passerbys or something.
    IDK, I’m not the semi-omnipotent hunter goddess who can turn man into a deer but the concept of the bathroom door is beyond me

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Silly mortal, it's not the responsibility of God(s/dess/desses) to prevent human folly, just deal out swift and excessive punishment for minor infractions. At least he got to feed his doggies one last time instead of say ... being turned into salt for looking at a city.

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think bathrooms had doors at that time.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Charles Hockenbury
      It's the ancient Greek version of Love Hina, and a thousand other terrible anime. "OH NO, BOOBS!" "YOU PERVERT!" "I'M SORRY, DON'T KILL ME! AIIIEEEEEE!" *She murders him."

    • @AssasiCraftYogUscus
      @AssasiCraftYogUscus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right? You think with all that divine power the god's would have better problem solving skills

    • @chimera9818
      @chimera9818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Alverant to be fair the city was essentially nuked

  • @MatthewCSnow
    @MatthewCSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Red, you can’t leave us hanging on a “ask me about my Actaeon-Orion conspiracy theory”. The people (or at least me) need to know!!!

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    *Yamcha:* "Who are you?"
    *Actaeon:* "I'm you, but ancient Greek."
    *_rustling in the bushes; both look_*
    *_Saibaman pops out_*
    *hounds pop out*
    *Yamcha:* "It's been an honor." *_death pose_*
    *Actaeon:* "It really hasn't." *_death pose_*

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That hit surprisingly hard.

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "It really hasn't" killed me

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ngl, I could see Bulma pulling a mynaid if someone peeked on her bathing . No god like power, just pure anime rage. Girl slapped Beerus TWICE and lived to tell the tale.

    • @egondoerr
      @egondoerr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly slightly disappointed there wasn't a single Yamcha reference in here. It's low hanging fruit, but it fits sooo well.

    • @RandomRon005
      @RandomRon005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why have you appeared in THIS video, my Mustached Rival???

  • @hiromitailor8075
    @hiromitailor8075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Fun Fact: there is a ballet based on this myth named "Diana and Actaeon", and rather than having him be killed by his hounds, it has the two falling in love.
    This made no sense to me when I learned about it, and upon further research it seems that the ballet's version of Artemis was conflated with Selene ( both associated with the moon) and they made Actaeon her Endymion.

    • @lissaquon607
      @lissaquon607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Welp that's even more silly.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Hiromi Tailor
      The artist who created that version knew exactly what she was doing. She simply modified an already existing play. And after looking at who she got to play everyone on opening day...well, the Greeks would be proud of the sculpted hero with the face of a boy and an innocent disregard for modesty.
      And the Goddess was played by a dancer who can say many things in the way she looks at you. If you were going to cast anyone as Selene in all but name, she'd be the ideal.
      Might there have been an intentional subversion of who is gazing on who, and the love story meant to find a middle ground between the asexual (Artemis) and the predatory (Selene)?

    • @idiotgoddess2114
      @idiotgoddess2114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And then they both were devoured by their hounds

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s an episode from Olympus Guardian and there’s a small scene where Artemis fell in love with Endymion

    • @marcosalmeida3947
      @marcosalmeida3947 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a shame. As someone who watched a surprisingly high number of ballet presentations due to my sister, these things can be very crowded and full of movement. A scene of a man "running" without moving while a small crowd of shorter people "persue" him, with the music getting faster anf faster as they close in could be sick. Or silly. But possibly sick.

  • @noahberlitz5553
    @noahberlitz5553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Something I found interesting about Actaeon that you didn’t really bring up is that he is not the only close member of his family that was torn apart by something. I mean, dude was first cousins with Pentheus (the king in the Bacchae) AND with Dionysus himself, and his mom and aunts were maenads. To further the Dionysus connection, in some versions, his sister is the one who raises baby Dionysus. Considering the cult of Dionysus’ habit of ritualistically shredding things, including deer, I don’t know, I just find it an interesting little connection.

    • @christophertaylor2462
      @christophertaylor2462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It might, of course, have gone the other way: Actaeon gets re-written as part of the Dionysian family because later authors make the same parallel that you just did.

    • @Teackay
      @Teackay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah, the hitting-on-Semele version gave me a start because in the Bacchae, at least, she's his *aunt.*

    • @TharzZzDunN
      @TharzZzDunN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Teackay Hey, don't hate the player hate the game.😘

  • @redaurora8602
    @redaurora8602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I live for Artemis putting a protective hand over one of her nymph's shoulder

  • @ron2millionare972
    @ron2millionare972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I remember reading a version of the Odyssey where when Odysseus meets Princess Nausicaa, he mistakes her for Artemis and asks her, "Please don't turn me into a stag like you did to Acteon." She assures him that she is an ordinary human.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Seems legit

    • @HansLemurson
      @HansLemurson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I heard that this is actually more of Odysseus' cleverness striking again: How do you gracefully tell a princess you were accidentally peeping on her in a way that won't get her to call her guards on you? "Mistake" her for a goddess! You get to make a big show about your sincere apology, while also subtly complimenting her on her beauty. Suddenly you go from vagabond to charmer.

    • @wilkinscoffee7166
      @wilkinscoffee7166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn't blame him

    • @ikoniful3984
      @ikoniful3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@HansLemurson Bruh that level of trickery reminds me of that one piece of media where some guy offers a girl a kiss and gives her the candy when she’s shocked

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ikoniful3984 Odysseus absolutely either would have come up with that idea himself or taken whoever did come up with that idea as his sidekick

  • @gangrenousgandalf2102
    @gangrenousgandalf2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “Accidentally sees Artemis’s bonkhonagahoogs,” will forever live in my mind as the single greatest obituary report in history.

  • @Garbgedarb
    @Garbgedarb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    As soon as the first "devoured by his own hounds" scene appeared I wished for it to become a recurring gag, and thank the gods it did.
    And with gods I of course mean Red.
    Thank you Red.

  • @dejaypage1575
    @dejaypage1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    So basically he got the Godiva treatment;
    He saw a girl he shouldn’t have seen nude and got punished. But instead of losing his eyes, he lost his life from
    Hounds

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think you mean the peeping Tom treatment? Iirc they're the guy who got eye blind from watching Lady Godiva naked but not sure

    • @rmsgrey
      @rmsgrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      According to Wikipedia (so presumably also to its sources) the oldest remaining reference to Peeping Tom (not by name) dates to 1732, some six and a half centuries after Lady Godiva's death, and, in that version, his peeping "cost him his life".

    • @dejaypage1575
      @dejaypage1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@whafflete6721 that’s who I mean. Guy was either beaten to death for looking at the naked Godiva or got his eyes ripped out. Or God blinded him. It’s kinda varied

    • @dejaypage1575
      @dejaypage1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rmsgrey again going by a legend here. I don’t know the full accuracy of it

    • @Tytoalba777
      @Tytoalba777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rmsgrey I mean, the whole story of Lady Godiva's clothesless ride was also probably made up, so...

  • @JoeyYoungg
    @JoeyYoungg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Points to Chiron for immediately getting to work on comforting the dogs… as someone who had to put his 12-year old dog down a few weeks ago… seeing one of the hounds rest it’s head in the statue’s lap the same way my dog liked to do with me, even as he passed, that hits a spot I didn’t know needed it… thanks red :)

  • @medramonmasquedecendres2966
    @medramonmasquedecendres2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I appreciate how buffed Artemis depicted here.
    Makes sense for a badass huntress.

  • @A.C_B.
    @A.C_B. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This really feels like a contemporary meme template. I could easily see something like:
    "Actaeon fucks something up"
    - insert image
    "Gets eaten by his own Hounds"
    being a thing nowadays.

    • @carljoosepraave2102
      @carljoosepraave2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like a joke where the setup changes but the punchline changes the same,
      Actually makes sense, I mean wrong any god in any way and you'll be dead

    • @ghostcassette6012
      @ghostcassette6012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I am eaten by my own hounds" was a common ending to posts on Ancient Greek Tumblr

  • @thaddeusb8715
    @thaddeusb8715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Some hours later...
    Artemis, having calmed down: Do you think I overreacted a bit?
    Nymph: Maybe a little.
    Artemis sighs, pressing a hand to her forehead. As she looks out over the plains, she notices a pack of hunting dogs baying mournfully, their master nowhere in sight. Around their mouths is blood, and caught between their teeth are bits of deer flesh.
    Artemis: ...oh, what the hell. Least I can do at this point.
    The next time Artemis and her huntresses passed by a village in pursuit of some exotic game, onlookers noticed there seemed to be more hunting dogs than usual accompanying them.

  • @AngryAragami
    @AngryAragami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "The rookie mistake of being shaped like a deer at the time." Ah yes, the leading cause of death for Wild-Shape Druids. We can only hope they take comfort in being part of the beauty of nature.

  • @n.a.s.k5972
    @n.a.s.k5972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3:16 Artemis reassuringly holding one of her nymphs, I don't know why, but I find that adorable

  • @rabnerd28
    @rabnerd28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Theory: All the myths have their own Acteon and it's just a super common name for Greek characters. Ignore that everything else besides the reason he died is the same.

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So in this theory anyone with that name just runs the risk of this death curse?

    • @Mysteri0usChannel
      @Mysteri0usChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Maybe Actaeon was less of a name and more like an archetype? Like "someone who was devoured by his own hunting dogs after offending the dogs" is WAY too long of a word compared to "Actaeon" - maybe the same way we use the words "Cuck", "Beta", "Simp", "Incel" etc. ancient Greeks just used the word "Actaeon" to describe such a guy? That's why they share a "name" and some core qualities but can differ in the details.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So kinda like how the central character in most jokes about the Irish is named Paddy, or jokes about Bavarians all being about some guy named Ignatius (kinda, technically speaking, they used the common diminutive nickname form of Ignatius, but the internet overlords won't let me actually type that, I will say, it begins with "N" and ends in "zi" and is two syllables).

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So you are saying it is super common for ancient Greek to be eaten by their hounds?

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@Great_Olaf5 Yeah and there are also modern day examples like how Karen is currently used in American culture, or Kevin in Germany.

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:55 I love how Chiron's solution was basically to just give the dogs a new human.

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, it’s super sweet!

  • @TerLoki
    @TerLoki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "Ask me about my Actaeon-Orion conspiracy theory"
    Well don't leave us in suspense here, Red!

    • @Elthian
      @Elthian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where was that part, may I ask?

    • @_xlampix1439
      @_xlampix1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Elthian it's in the rolling credits bit when Red sings her ukelele songs

  • @KigaiOkasu
    @KigaiOkasu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Okay, I kind of want this guy to be put in FGO as a “you killed Kenny” style recurring joke.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He'd be a Lancer if he was in Fate.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Oh my god, Actaeon got devoured by his own hounds!"
      "You bastards!"

    • @ZeFanatic14
      @ZeFanatic14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@merrittanimation7721 niceeee

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know almost nothing about Fate, but I'm pretty sure he'd be adapted into some kind of deer-girl if that happened.

    • @mistletoecanary
      @mistletoecanary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A deer femboy with common Servant classes as Archer, Lancer, and Avenger
      NP involves his hounds, each immortalized as phantasmal beasts of some kind
      By offering up his own flesh, the hounds grow in strength and ferocity; a Master unwisely using this to feed the dogs too much will result in them re-enacting the myth but in exchange letting loose a bunch of loyal monsters each with the strength of a Berserker

  • @Redskelly37
    @Redskelly37 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I just love the image of Artemis protectively covering up one of her maidens while starring daggers into Actaeon. 💙

  • @danradcliffegirl
    @danradcliffegirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Happened to pause at 3:55 and got a good laugh reading the reasons for why Actaeon got devoured by his own hounds: "Accidentally saw Artemis's hoohas", "Accidentally saw Artemis's bonkhonagahoogs", and "Accidentally saw Artemis and her posse's dobonhokeros" 🤣

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't even know how to pronounce those, and I was cracking up. XD

    • @coiler_119
      @coiler_119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AegixDrakan it's a reference to a meme, look up "new anime plot copypasta"

    • @danradcliffegirl
      @danradcliffegirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AegixDrakan I couldn't pronounce them either. And I did try. 🤣

    • @wenkhieyteh1127
      @wenkhieyteh1127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here! Where the hell did Red find the last 2 synonyms!?🤣🤣

  • @Kimosabes2hot
    @Kimosabes2hot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Actaeon: *Exists*
    His hounds: And we took that personally.

  • @Religion0
    @Religion0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Chiron comforting the doggos with a statue hit me hard in the feels. The poor confused puppers!

  • @9Godslayer
    @9Godslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I like how you drew Artemis slightly thicker to show that she's a hunter so it would make sense that she is pretty jacked.

    • @hairglowingkyle4572
      @hairglowingkyle4572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      --I wish those thighs can make me to a stag too--

    • @Kelaiah01
      @Kelaiah01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interestingly, I read a version of a myth about Aura who described Artemis having a rather womanly body:
      "Artemis, you only have the name of a virgin maid, because your rounded breasts are full and soft, a woman's breasts like the Paphian, not a man's like Athena, and your cheeks shed a rosy radiance! Well, since you have a body like that desirous goddess, why not be queen of marriage as well as Kythereia (Cytherea) with her wealth of fine hair, and receive a bridegroom into your chamber? If it please you, leave Athena and sleep with Hermes and Ares. If it please you, take up the bow and arrows of the Erotes (Loves), if your passion is so strong for a quiver full of arrows. I ask pardon of your beauty, but I am much better than you. See what a vigorous body I have! Look at Aura's body like a boy's, and her step swifter than Zephyros (the West Wind)! See the muscles upon my arms, look at my breasts, round and unripe, not unlike a woman. You might almost say that yours are swelling with drops of milk! Why are your arms so tender, why are your breasts not round like Aura's, to tell the world themselves of unviolated maidenhood?"

    • @9Godslayer
      @9Godslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kelaiah01 So, she’s built like Aphrodite and she’s a couple with Athena?

    • @Kelaiah01
      @Kelaiah01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@9Godslayer I don't know about Artemis being built like Aphrodite (I personally figure that Artemis has an "in between" kind of body; not as voluptuous as Aphrodite, but not as muscular as Athena), but I think the part about "leave Athena and sleep with Hermes and Ares" is more about how Artemis should give up being a virgin.
      After all, Athena is also known for being a virgin with, as Red pointed out, "no time for Aphrodite's shenanigans." So I doubt she and Artemis were a thing (especially since both goddesses lived in completely different areas; Athena was a city girl while Artemis preferred the wild).

  • @v.v365
    @v.v365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Ok now I desperately want to hear your Actaeon-Orion conspiracy theory, you can’t just leave me hanging like that!

    • @wilburn5881
      @wilburn5881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Her theory is basically "Actaeon and Orion are both hunters, depicted as hunting, in relation to Artemis so they are the same!"

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd like to hear that theory as well!

    • @majoukrahe1437
      @majoukrahe1437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would also like to see this conspiracy theory on a cork board like Red did with the Loki threads.

  • @KitsuKyo
    @KitsuKyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Oddly enough, I always heard the Actaeon story as less of a "Whoopsie! I just saw nude Artemis." and more of the fact that he lingered, stared, and probably cat-called. Not sure how much of this is modern reworkings.

    • @rattles2326
      @rattles2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Likely made in an attempt to make his death more justified.

    • @BygoneT
      @BygoneT ปีที่แล้ว

      There is 0 way you are dumbass enough to cat call deities that always do unpleasant things to you when you see them naked

    • @krspaceT1
      @krspaceT1 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I feel it often gets notes he wasn’t just unlucky but being very stuoid about it

    • @plantlover3741
      @plantlover3741 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      as a pagan (at least based on what i know) youre right. he’s a hunter, he probably made a sacrifice to Artemis minutes before this incident. he would have known what signs to look for not to mention a deity’s presence (at least from my experience) is hard to miss even from a distance. so yeah he was just an idiot or actively looking for trouble

    • @gameover9390
      @gameover9390 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@plantlover3741I’m very curious to learn what are the sighs that deity is near by?

  • @leocomerford
    @leocomerford 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    4:13 There might (I'm guessing) be a couple of reasons why visual representations of the Actaeon myth could be a bit unrepresentative of whatever stories they were based on, though. First, a human hunter being attacked by hounds would probably have been easier to "read" correctly than Acteon being attacked while in the form of a deer: that would probably just have looked like a hunting scene of some hounds hunting down a deer. So even if and when there was some oral or literary tradition of saying that Acteon was a deer when he was attacked, it could have made sense for vase artists to stick to showing him as a man or at least a deer-man. Similarly, there are obvious reasons why vase artists might want to avoid showing Artemis naked even if the story (or some versions of the story) involved Acteon seeing her naked at some stage. They and their audiences had heard of the myth of Acteon, after all ... and again, some naked figure would presumably just have been harder to "read" as Artemis, too.

    • @sideways5153
      @sideways5153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You may have missed it, but Red specifically spoke about how the versions where he was only human were followed by a period of time from whence on he always had some kind of deer parts on him to indicate the transformation. There was a transition from him just being a guy who was eaten by dogs to him being a guy that looked like a deer being eaten by his dogs, which is significant to understanding the evolution of the story.
      Also, depicting a transgression against a god wouldn’t require committing the same transgression in facsimile. They wouldn’t need Artemis to be naked to show that Actaeon made her mad by seeing her naked - they could depict him near a bath house, or a body of water, or fleeing from some image that symbolizes bathing or nudity, and the god he angered could be left as an implication. The fact that Artemis and imagery like I describe also only appears much later in the life of the myth is again very relevant to the evolution of the story.
      It may not indicate what Red thinks it indicates, but I think she’s right in assuming that if it was an important part of the story it would be depicted visually more often and much earlier

  • @victorquesada7530
    @victorquesada7530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how at 3:04 Athena's statue is subtly jacked. Delts and Biceps, sun's out gun's out.

  • @aster0718
    @aster0718 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The version of the story I knew was that when he stumbled in on Artemis bathing instead of apologizing and going away he just stood there staring like a creep, and that was what pissed off Artemis

  • @tillhirte6285
    @tillhirte6285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    Hot take: Acteon was a real guy who, through a chain of highly unlikely events, wound up being found alone, dead and in the process of being eaten by (possibly his) dogs.
    Now, the greeks are famous for two things in particular: Sailing and sheep. Now, I don't personally know a lot about ancient greek shepherding techniques, but I'm going to go ahead and say that dogs were incredibly important not just to the high-class hunting folk, but also to many common peasants. As such, it would have been unimaginably scary to think your own dogs would betray you, giving this story its (relative) prevelance and would explain why name, profession and circumstances of death remain consistent while the explanation of why this happened varies.

    • @xflare2724
      @xflare2724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      that's a really good theory,well done good sir!

    • @creativename8275
      @creativename8275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It's also true that in ancient Greek and Roman culture having your corpse be eaten by animals (especially by scavengers like crows) was seen as the worst thing that can happen to you after death- burial rites were important, and being eaten denies you that

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can vibe with this.

    • @annejia5382
      @annejia5382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏👏👏👏

    • @averyy-w1364
      @averyy-w1364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      just adding my personal theory here, but the idea of betrayal/turnabout dismemberment rly does pop up a lot!! red’s first source (euripedes’ bacchae) ends in the same way: the king of thebes doesn’t believe bacchus is a real god, so bacchus tricks him into spying on the maenads. king promptly gets caught and dismembered by the women, including his Mom, who’s enchanted by bacchus into believing she’s killing a lion.
      the references to actaeon in the bacchae are a parallel to the play’s ending and themes about not pissing off the gods. but they’re also very interesting in that context, because euripides Directly connects the two myths. he refers to the spot near thebes where the maenads kill the king as the “same spot” where actaeon was ripped apart. and both maulings take on a sort of ritual sacrifice-a duped group taking down the one they used to follow, in service of a wild god who was slighted. or their maidens, who were spied upon.
      and although dionysus himself doesn’t seem to show up in any other tellings, his MOM does!! bc apollodorus cites actaeon as a suitor of semele, who according euripedes, lived IN THEBES. it’s all coming together.
      SO. my crack theory is this: whatever the original myth of actaeon was, euripedes may have bent it a bit for his narrative and created this connection between dionysus and actaeon. that survived in the popular imagination as the semele version of the myth, which eventually apollodorus recounted as the less-popular offshoot. it’s not impossible that euripedes’ version created some of the variation discussed in the video.
      (or, if i wanted to go off the deep end, i could wonder how actaeon (ritualistically destroyed by a wild god for his hubris, then tied together in an old play about a pre-Olympian bacchus) may have once been connected with dionysus in a stronger capacity. after all, the god who cursed him isn’t consistent! maybe in the days of his old wine cult in arcadia, Dionysus punished actaeon.) but im no expert of course. all i can say is that he was, for sure, devoured by his own hounds. 😌

  • @justas423
    @justas423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Man, I wonder if this Acteon guy is related to that other Orion fella who Artemis allegedly liked. If only we had someone with a conspiracy theory all about that.

    • @jean-paulaudette9246
      @jean-paulaudette9246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Note cards and strings at the ready!

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it'd also be great if they had a series on their TH-cam channel that would fit for that kind of talk

  • @EntityXIII
    @EntityXIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You could say being a hunter that's devoured by his own hounds is a hard Actaeon to follow.

  • @chalmersmathew4831
    @chalmersmathew4831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    My theory is that this was the ancient version of the Aristocrats joke, where the lead up changes from storyteller to storyteller but always ends with this one bozo getting offed by his dogs. Unlike the Aristocrats joke, they probably didn't do nearly as much of the weird and grotesque stuff that comedians doing the Aristocrats joke have done nowadays.

    • @vladimirenlow4388
      @vladimirenlow4388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I dunno. The Greeks had vivid imaginations. There might be an even wilder version out there that we simply haven't discovered yet, or that got scrubbed from the pseudo-canon by moral guardians, or was simply never written down in the first place.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is the "Aristocrats joke"?

    • @bitchesbrew2315
      @bitchesbrew2315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kjj26k It’s an off-color joke which usually involves a family or the head of the household going to a talent agent and doing (or simply describing) something typically absolutely horrid as a kind of “act.” Nothing’s off the table and this part is usually ad libbed. Then, when it’s done, the agent asks “what’s this act called,” and the punchline is “The Aristocrats!”
      It’s basically a setup and punchline you have to provide the midsection to, and is usually pretty dirty.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bitchesbrew2315
      Ah, thank you for the knowledge.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bitchesbrew2315 I finally get that Helsing Ultimate Abridged joke.

  • @seang7578
    @seang7578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Your beginning description of Actaeon makes me wonder how modern day vines and memes would be framed in ancient Greece 🤔

    • @medd-lee
      @medd-lee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      frankly... basically the Di-vine series is my guess lol
      That, or basically the same things in the graffiti at pompeii

    • @yeettheheat
      @yeettheheat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *apud nos*

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bold of you to assume they wouldn't get turned into the happy crackhead trio;aka Dionysus,Apollo, & Hermes, shenanigans

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty much as they're shown. Remember these were plays and things.

  • @AyubuKK
    @AyubuKK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Actaeon is interesting. I like to imagine he was a recurring character who always clumsily angered the gods as a running gag in the mythos and all the different things he did are canonically true.

    • @hansolo235
      @hansolo235 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Oh My Gods! They Killed Actaeon!” “You Bastards!”

  • @mollywantshugs5944
    @mollywantshugs5944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:03 very good doggos.

  • @jamesdthorn790
    @jamesdthorn790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Will you guys ever cover Morrigan? The Irish goddess of darkness? There's some good shit to be found in Irish mythology

    • @krimsonkatt
      @krimsonkatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean that sexy succubus lady? Yes please. 🤤🤤🤤

    • @CountofBleck
      @CountofBleck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *The Morrigan. They are always refered to as 3.

    • @dallanledford6364
      @dallanledford6364 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And my favorite vampire 😍

    • @petertrudelljr
      @petertrudelljr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CountofBleck Babd, Macha, and Nemain. The triple goddess... holder of secrets, holder of grudges.

    • @thegoodmudkip3652
      @thegoodmudkip3652 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dallanledford6364 she's a succubus, not a vampire.

  • @keziawowor5165
    @keziawowor5165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    There’s also a version where he fell in love with Artemis the minute he saw her and wanted to marry her, the guy could have run away because Artemis didn’t notice him. But he had to do it. And of course the rest was basically him getting eaten by his own hound.
    Edit: I mean, who could blame him? He’s not the only one who fell in love with Artemis.

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I remember reading that version of the story in Percy Jackson's Greek Gods and thinking "damn how much of a dumbass do you have to be to go for ARTEMIS of all the gods and humans?"
      Than I played Hades and now I live in fear of getting devoured by hounds.

    • @spacecat8511
      @spacecat8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He intruded on her privacy. I can. I can blame him.

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Space Cat Hey if you unknowingly open the door and see someone naked in the bathtub is that really your fault or the dumbass who forgot locks existed?

  • @hauntedxxshadow
    @hauntedxxshadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "surprisingly few heroes are remembered for only how they died in fact I can only think of one..."
    Achilles: I am no longer a joke to you

    • @mermaidismyname
      @mermaidismyname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean to be fair Achilles is also remembered for being gay

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mermaidismyname nah they were just friends... good old pals... really good chums... homies... bros being bros... brothers from different mothers...

    • @catherine.marial
      @catherine.marial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Achilles is also remember for his wrath and his relationship with Patroclus, the arrow in the heel thing doesn't even happen in the illiad

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@a-drewg1716
      Yo, it ain't gay to kiss your homies goodnight.

  • @chancegivens9390
    @chancegivens9390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm imagining Artemis looking at one of her bathing comrades and going * SMITHERS RELASE THE HOUNDS!*

  • @Gungelion
    @Gungelion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Two things I noticed at the 3:27 Mark.
    One Artemis doesn't seems particularly disturbed
    and two, Well, if the whole point of that was to make certain He Couldn't tell the story than, well, to quote Jack sparrow "No survivors, Then where do the stories come from, I wonder....”

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I really like that Red has been pulling back the curtains a bit more in these past videos, showing us more context and how this research works
    It gives quite a lot of context, and imo it's pretty interesting too

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Hades: "Name?"
    Newly Dead: "Acteon."
    Hades: "Cause of death?"
    Acteon: "Eaten by my own dogs."
    (Hades stops writing)
    Hades: "Hunting dogs?"
    Acteon: "Umm, yeah..."
    Hades: "Damn it, Artemis, get a hold on your temper!"

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This was even funnier to me than usual, because I imagined Acteon approaching Hades' desk still in his Stag form. XD

    • @gabyzz1331
      @gabyzz1331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hades is probably tired of this lol

    • @banrajanand7983
      @banrajanand7983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gabyzz1331 hades has to deal with every mortal killed by a god, this has to be every day for him.

    • @dakotamartinez8310
      @dakotamartinez8310 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can imagine that he would be annoyed that so many died because of a certain deity that does not learn from their mistakes.

    • @mys721tx
      @mys721tx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gabyzz1331 "My Dear Niece, Please bathe in a more secluded location. Love, Hades"

  • @trueblueedits4673
    @trueblueedits4673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:20 THE WONDER WOMAN THEME KICKING IN💀

  • @In_Our_Timeline
    @In_Our_Timeline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Athena, also spelled Athene, in Greek religion, the city protectress, goddess of war, handicraft, and practical reason, identified by the Romans with Minerva. She was essentially urban and civilized, the antithesis in many respects of Artemis, goddess of the outdoors. Athena was probably a pre-Hellenic goddess and was later taken over by the Greeks.

    • @snowyowl235
      @snowyowl235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks, watching Saint Seiya made me wonder what was strange with the spelling.

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      To be fair, Artemis is also pre-hellenic, being found in linear b texts from Mycenaean Greece. But, you make some good points, regardless.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Makes sense.
      Especially since the later Athenians would never choose to name a city after a woman, no matter how good her olives were.

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@snowyowl235 language is wild like that lol. I mean, we are translating from a language with a different alphabet. So, some spelling issues are basically guaranteed. Also, Saint Seiya is not a very reliable source for basically anything. They really butchered the mythology, as well as just being very polarizing in the anime community for various reasons.

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tyrant-den884 lmao I'm almost certain that it was named during the hellenic period, believe it or not. Then again, I could be completely wrong. But, among other things, they did make some of the goddesses virgin, most likely. They did that in order to further their patriarchal agenda. Athena and Artemis, in many ways, stood for what a woman "should be." According to the male greeks, at least. An unmarried, untouched woman, bc you know, men wanted to make sure the goods weren't previously owned, so to speak. Also, literally speaking, since women were essentially livestock, back then. Sad, but true. Marriage and the consummation was a property exchange. Hence a dowry. You were buying another man's daughter. It wouldn't be too out of the question to name a city after a goddess that is structured in a way to further subdue the women by giving an example of what was expected of them.

  • @auzpayeur8229
    @auzpayeur8229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    There’s also a single mention in Liberalis’s Metamorphoses that another hero named Sipriotes was turned into a woman for seeing Artemis bathing, which makes it sound like Artemis was the ancient world’s riskiest HRT alternative.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Artemis flips a coin to decide whether she turns you into a woman or a stag

    • @furvusfenix6673
      @furvusfenix6673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you for letting us know this existed

    • @chrayez
      @chrayez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The end result does seem to agree that there would be no dysphoria afterward, although half the time it’s because there’s no body.

    • @LaZodiac
      @LaZodiac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So long as you've got the right vibe and mindset it'd... probably be fine. Probably.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Merritt Animation I heard it was because this particular character merely _glimpsed_ Artemis, whereas Actaeon actively gazed/leered at her.

  • @cervicalvertebrea
    @cervicalvertebrea ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ovid's version has the embellishment of naming all of Actaeon's hounds.
    there's also one guy who seemed to think that what really happened was that Actaeon just owned too many dogs and was "eaten alive" by them as a figure of speech.

  • @Darkerulean
    @Darkerulean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Which is also when artists started giving us imagery of Artemis bathing, totally missing Ovid's warning," says the woman who has Artemis naked in the thumbnail and throughout the video.

    • @CrownofMischief
      @CrownofMischief 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well from the sounds of it, Artemis is fine with women seeing her naked. Unless you're suggesting Red is screwing over all her male viewers to get devoured by hou-

    • @lindenbrock4102
      @lindenbrock4102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @kjl3080
      @kjl3080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She’s ace *and* a woman she’s fine.

    • @lindenbrock4102
      @lindenbrock4102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kjl3080 the thing is the public is also seeing the thumbnail...

    • @arthurdias6860
      @arthurdias6860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lindenbrock4102 well... i guess we all are going to die by our hounds. Never tought i was going to die that way but okay then.

  • @juhaniaho6698
    @juhaniaho6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    *_"This angered Actaeon's hounds, who devoured him severely"_*

    • @AinsleySunny
      @AinsleySunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oversimplified let’s gooooo

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A sophisticated Oversimplified reference? Here's a -tax- applaud for that

    • @orsolyafekete7485
      @orsolyafekete7485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Ahh, Ancient Greece. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the children are playing in the village square. What a wonderful time to be alive!"
      "You just saw Artemis naked, aaaand you have been turned into a deer, aaaand you are being eaten by your own hounds."
      "What an awful time to be alive!"

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Insulting the gods? There's a tax for that"

  • @FistoftheSnackBar
    @FistoftheSnackBar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Actaeon" sounds like an Eevee that evolves into a Shakespeare.

  • @Samaru163
    @Samaru163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I wish that we still had access to the story of Siproites. He was a young hunter like Actaeon who also saw Artemis bathing, but instead of being devoured by his hounds, Artemis turned him into a woman. What followed seems to have been lost to history, which is a shame because it sounds like it could have been a fun story, if the similar tale of Tiresias is anything to go by.

    • @drakensgreed2350
      @drakensgreed2350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Ayo new transition method just dropped?

    • @kyliviie2903
      @kyliviie2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      W h a t n o w

    • @PinkSakuraFlower1
      @PinkSakuraFlower1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      If I recall correctly, Siproites' fate was different because he was specifically a boy; a child. This is why he got turned into a female which spared his life.
      Whether Artemis knew he was just a boy (not a man), and fell under as a child which technically was her domain (stretching the goddess of childbirth aspect)- can't really tell. But the main point is that Siproities was a boy (thus young hunter) which saved him from a deathly demise.

    • @mvalthegamer2450
      @mvalthegamer2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well, he was spared because he hadn't hit puberty and also because he immediately got on his knees begging.

    • @floridaball4896
      @floridaball4896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@mvalthegamer2450 Adding on to what you said Artemis was also a protector of children so killing a male child who just happened to stumble across her bathing is kind of against everything that defines her

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "It's gotta be rough dying in a way that it eclipses everything else you've ever done."
    Actaeon: the world's first recorded Darwin Award.

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really is. XD

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'd have to have been deliberately looking for her for it to count.

  • @TharzZzDunN
    @TharzZzDunN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Actually what I take away from this cluster of unlikely events are that those so-called writers have no idea that trained hunting dogs almost never attack even a deer, without commands from the person who trained them. There are plenty of dangerous beasts roaming the mountains, which would have no problem rendering a hunter who failed to control his pack.
    So no, people don't get ripped apart by dogs for no reason and the gods are monsters turning good boys into mindless creatures.

    • @Blaze-xe8cl
      @Blaze-xe8cl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The gods are assholes but staring at the naked body of godess who doesnt want the company of men has its risks also i always thought it was artemis manipulating the dogs to kill him as a deer

    • @nkbujvytcygvujno6006
      @nkbujvytcygvujno6006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or they were badly trained dogs with a high prey drive.

    • @tonycorona8501
      @tonycorona8501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 Which makes Actaeon fate even funnier.

    • @theawickward2255
      @theawickward2255 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or that Ovid had no idea how dog training worked.

    • @theawickward2255
      @theawickward2255 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 The moral of the story: always train your hunting dogs, or when you accidentally see a goddess's bonkhonagahoogs and get turned into a deer to shut you up, they might chase you down and eat you.

  • @illyasvielemiya9059
    @illyasvielemiya9059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "So the dog feel better,"
    If I have skill at sculpting and find my friend's dog missing his owner, I will sculp my friend so the dog won't be sad

    • @mvalthegamer2450
      @mvalthegamer2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your username makes me wonder about how fate Artemis would react to Acteaon

  • @GaleGrim
    @GaleGrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like to take the "Eggs, bread, Breaded eggs" approach to this kind of thing when I see it. So my telling of the tale (inaccurate as it might be by the liberties I'm gonna take) is gonna be this:
    Actaeon was trained by Chiron to be a great hunter with a knack and love for his prized raised hounds. One day Actaeon proclaimed him self better then Artemis at hunting who let it slide that time only because she had better things to do then prove her self to some boy with a bow. That same day he tried to court Semele so Zeus cursed him to see something he should not and then get eaten by his own hounds. The same afternoon at sunset he and his buds are out for a hunt when one of his dogs goes off the trail after catching somethings sent just as they were about to head in for the night. The hound caught the sent of deer from Artemis who was washing deer blood off after a hunt. In her sacred grove with her Highest huntresses and Nymphs. He followed the dog and saw her in undress and sent the hound home "go home boy!" but made to much noise to get out undetected. Now if it had been one slight or the other she might of let it pass. Maybe after cursing him with a bad hunt or two until he made an offering or something. However proclaiming him self better and seeing her naked? Nope not gonna let that fly. Each facts alone would be a no no, but both? People would start to talk. So Artemis turns him into a deer, which is just the trigger Zues's curse needs to spring into actions. As a deer he's dogmeat, like, meat for dogs, not the other thing. The hounds go out to look for him not knowing that he's a dear, and go to town. The search for him, but find nothing. They find Chiron, who is friends with A few of Artemis's hunters and Nymphs in a "We are masters with bows let's talk shop and stories" and/or "we are both nature spirits" sorta way. He had heard from that grape vine that a hunter had come across the grove and been turned into a deer and murdered by his hounds for viewing Artemis for viewing her in undress, that some renowned hunter had committed an act of hubris by declaring him self better then Artemis, and he also new Actaeon hadn't visited him for tea/wine in sometime. The dogs, which he knows for Actaeon's show up looking for him, and then he knows. Chiron doesn't want to be the one to tell the dogs they ate their master, look at those puppy dog eyes! Could you tell those eyes such a horrible thing?! So he makes a statue of Actaeon and the dog have that.

  • @TheEepyMagi
    @TheEepyMagi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:04 "now we're starting to see the faintest hint of a pattern emerging here" oh you mean the part where he was [DEVOURED BY HIS OWN HOUNDS]

  • @crullestcow5395
    @crullestcow5395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    In Battlefield 1 on the map Ballroom Blitz their is a statue of a deer being attacked by hounds. I just assumed it was just a metaphor but now I realize it was Actaeon. Thanks for helping me figure out a hidden detail about one of my favorite games.

    • @oscarwind4266
      @oscarwind4266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never noticed that statue.

  • @Noah-es9cj
    @Noah-es9cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I originally thought that Actaeon was malicious in his intent with seeing Artemis/Diana bathing, but when I read the telling in the Metamorphoses I found that Ovid wrote it almost sympathetically to Actaeon. Mythology is weird like that, whoever tells the story tells it with a different outlook and perspective on it.

    • @dinglerofl4784
      @dinglerofl4784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ovid and his issues with authority are hilarious when you see all the dumbass ways it has been misinterpreted as pro authority

    • @wppb50
      @wppb50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The Metamorphosis, I'd say, tends to skew its sympathies away from the gods in most of the stories. (Arachne wins the weaving competition against Athena, Medusa is victimized by Poseidon and then transformed into a monster by Athena rather than just being a gorgon, etc.)
      Red pointed out in another video that Ovid had a fairly contentious relationship with authority, eventually being exiled from Rome by Emperor Augustus, which might have shaped his perception of the powerful. Less "gods punish the prideful and vicious" and more "gods act on their whims and mortals suffer, nothing to do about it ig"

    • @robindaybird
      @robindaybird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@wppb50 and Ovid's stories tend to be very slanted against female characters (his Pandora was basically just open the box for lulz because wommin amirte?) so it's probably a mix of anti-authority and his tendency to portray women as evil and irrational

    • @demo0831
      @demo0831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well to be fair I think malicious was added in later. So idk it feels a little strange to act as though him being a victim is a twist of the "real" story.

    • @demo0831
      @demo0831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@robindaybird that is likely but to be fair I think Artemis doing that is in character with the greek portrayl in general. the gods are all dicks even the women dont think it hurts to highlight that in that specific case. (I do agree that pandora being evil is silly and wrong)

  • @OneColdRepublican
    @OneColdRepublican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:56
    That's actually kind of funny. Shame on anyone who sees Artemis bathe, but many, many years later and we got a bunch of horny artists depicting her in "the full moon". Godspeed you artists. One man died to live on as a tale for others to recreate through paintings.

  • @urieldaluz250
    @urieldaluz250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I hereby do as you said in the ending notes: “what is your acteon-Orion conspiracy theory?”

    • @Mongward
      @Mongward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I support this inquiry!

    • @MarquisdeL3
      @MarquisdeL3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came here to say this!

    • @yamiyomizuki
      @yamiyomizuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      replying to boost this comment in the algorithm.

    • @arcticdino1650
      @arcticdino1650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also replying to boost this

    • @maceface6099
      @maceface6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was scrolling just to find this very comment. Now, rise to the top so that we may know.

  • @nicholassementilli6127
    @nicholassementilli6127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We need an episode on Nezha. His myth is really cool and I would love to see it brought to this collection of myths. Plus Red has already shown Nezha in the journey to the west so it would be a great way to introduce his story to those who watched those episodes.

  • @dan_tr4pd00r
    @dan_tr4pd00r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    On a related note, contemporaneous depictions of the judgment of Paris had the three goddesses clothed. If there were any bare bazongas present, it'd only be Aphrodite (and even then it wasn't that common.) But then Renaissance artists saw the perfect excuse to draw multiple boobas at once and went "It's free real estate."

  • @Micaerys
    @Micaerys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The version of Actaeon flirting with Semele is a little bit weird, since usually Actaeon's mom is Autonoe, Semele's sister
    Although to be fair, Actaeon's dad is Aristaeus, Apollo's son, Which would make Artemis Actaeon's great-aunt. There's a pattern there too, it seems 😅

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The awkward moment when your sister kills your grandson...

    • @Micaerys
      @Micaerys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jenneacubero1036 Indeed

    • @maxodonnell6092
      @maxodonnell6092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      zeus is married to hera his sister sooooo

    • @Micaerys
      @Micaerys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxodonnell6092 Yeah, but they are deities and Zeus is Zeus, in their case is less surprising XD

    • @sabrinamcclain162
      @sabrinamcclain162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Micaerys Hermione and Orestes are first cousins on both sides of their families and they get married

  • @tehredmage
    @tehredmage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Props for coming up with a different way to refer to Artemis's ta-tas in every column it's referenced

  • @tristanstock4836
    @tristanstock4836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    So you’re telling me Greek mythology started the whole “Baka, pervert!” trope in anime where the guy accidentally sees the girl naked and she has an extremely disproportionate and violent reaction? Man.

    • @patchwork5532
      @patchwork5532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did you mean: The introductory incident of every magic/mech school harem anime to come out in the 2010s

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      who would have figured that the mendispising, sexrepulsed godess of virginity would not apriciate beeing perved on and objectified . . . in contrast to hera punishing women for having been raped, this one is an act of impuls I find relatabe

    • @tristanstock4836
      @tristanstock4836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SingingSealRiana Fair point. Probably the only other experience Artemis has with men that randomly find her in the forest at this point are Orion and other weirdos trying to rape her nymph friends, so she immediately goes into defensive mode.
      That being said the modern trope doesn’t have any of this historical or mythological context so it now just ends up being shallow by comparison.

    • @WraythSkitzofrenik
      @WraythSkitzofrenik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Acteon: Basically there's this Goddess, except she's got HUGE boobs. I mean some serious HONKERS-
      Artemis: *ZORTS into deer*

    • @4wheal
      @4wheal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SingingSealRiana It's greek mythology woman in general are treated terribly outside of the goddess and even then they get a rough time

  • @Draon029
    @Draon029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This was the funniest episode yet. "Devoured by his own hounds" in your voice is gonna be living in my head rent free forever.

  • @venus1333
    @venus1333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Consider the following: perhaps the reason Artemis is shown clothed in the earliest images is because, unlike the Renaissance artists, those guys took to heart the lesson of the story and decided not to depict Artemis naked.

  • @alucardvigilatedismas2868
    @alucardvigilatedismas2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:06 I agree, I I won't hound you for details