Miscellaneous Myths: Krishna
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The man. The myth. The whole entire universe. It's time to dive into Krishna's youth and learn the backstory of everyone's favorite blue dude!
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Krishna is a happy go lucky, optimistic shounen protagonist and Balarama is his tsundere best friend.
this sounds like a duo in a very popular anime hmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Krishna is a happy go lucky, optimistic shonen protagonist in his childhood. Adult Krishna is Machiavellian AF I fucking love him
Yeah, it was the first harem anime ever created where the guy had the balls to confront girls directly
@@shikumas not a anime, almost in every rom com anime
Are you forgetting that their brothers? But your right still
Krishna: I didn't ask to be born perfect
*I demanded it*
@oreo chan idk
Because its not funny
It’s utterly HilAriOUs
I also want 🅱️ u t t e r
Actually, your statements is true according to Hindu scriptures. Only man to be ever born perfect was Krishna. Not even other avatars were perfect.
Is cute, has a universe in his mouth, eats everything, has insane cosmic powers, and is the incarnation of a vast and powerful deity?
He's Kirby
Welp,he IS everything,like he has the whole universe in one fourth of his body
LOL
😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
First you draw a circle
shhhhhhh your not suppose to know
As a Hindu, 90% of elements in our stories depend on who you ask
Like I just said
Hinduism is that one show where fans ruined everything and now we don't know what the real story is
Everything is a fanfic now lol
@@kannan07Well, Word Black Is Not Used In Racial Manner For Lord Krishna
@@kannan07just hit the books man
@@kannan07 There are things called BOOKS
@@kannan07Just excuse to not read
A joke we have in India is : "If Kansa knew that the 8th son will kill him, why did they lock the couple up in the same cell?"
Oh wait, I didn't realize this lol
@@pesii1452 it's a real mystery
@@nikhils2447 there are two reasons maybe
1: king really love her sister
2: he really want to kill god by himself because of his ego & pride
@@rajatsoni3763 3. He was dumb
Universe conspired.
*insults Krishna's dad*
Krishna: So you have chosen death.
HAVE
@@kingbaaka3D Perish
I need merch with that scene on it right now 😂
@@sebastiandevosi7043 I wish i could
omae wa mou shindeiru...
The mango story has to be the most adorable story i've ever heard involving a deity. Just imagining a little baby running up all excited about a mango but their little bitty hands can't carry much grain. How can you say no to something that precious!! 🥺
In one of the adaptions I saw as a kid, the fruit seller was an old beggar woman who was fretting because she hadn’t sold any of her fruit all day and thus consigned herself to go hungry.
(Why she didn’t just eat her mangoes I dunno, but whatever.)
Just then baby Krishna appeared and not understanding how capitalism works asks if he can have some fruit in exchange for a hug.
The old woman is amused by his naivety and comments on how sweet and innocent he is. When he hugs her, she feels inner peace (since you know, he is the supreme god.)
But he doesn’t want her to go without paying for her basket of fruit. So he goes and grabs some rice/grain which he “accidentally drops” leaving only three grains. The seller gratefully gives him all the mangoes in exchange for the grain and goes home extremely happy. She finds that her basket is full of jewels and gold.
It’s basically a parable to illustrate that showing humility and being grateful are preferable and aspirational traits.
At least in that version and yeah it is quite cute.
There's tons of stories about gods and mangoes hahaha.
Hanuman as a kid LOVED mangoes A LOT. His mom didn't give it to him one day I think? The kid saw the sun and thought it was a huge mango hung up in the sky...so he ate the entire Sun lmao. Got cursed and then back to normal again.
Kids will be cute, tell me I'm wrong.
Yes
Yes, mangoes are incredibly precious
I love how Balram isn’t the jealous older brother he’s just like: yup I hold my popular younger bro’s leash because he eats everything and he’s kind of the entire universe lol anyways anybody wanna fight me?
Exactly he's the kindest older brother I've ever seen
He went on to create some problems during Mahabharat out of his dilemmas about what's right and what isn't. Krishna went on to enlighten him too. Krishna used it to just check Arjuna's devotion towards himself and dharma.
Why he feel jealousy when he is devotee of Krishna . don't you see Krishna in sleeping mudra and basuki( balaram) in whose body he sleeping. A devotee don't feel jealous of their bhagawan he only love him.we all have to learn from them this quality.
@@SubhadaSubhadarshini-dr1lfsmall correction,vasuki isn't the snake Vishnu sleeps on
Vishnu's snake is shesha or Ananda shesha(infinite shesha or smt like that)
He was the first nagaraj and vasuki's big bro
Vasuki is the snake on shiva's neck
balram is the avatar of vishnu's snake mount shesha god of snakes
"Krishna's waay into butter. It's like a thing." Ohoho, we have entire SONGS just about him liking butter so much he starts stealing it from the mothers.
SprinklesYT god of butter
One of his titles literally means butter thief
Chor chor makhan chor
TFW you go to butter you toast but find Krishna instead
Could Paula Deen be a distant relative of his?
"Poisoned her boob" "Skipped the milk and gone straight for her life force"
Are we sure this is an ancient text and not a discord RP?
Leo Ryff why not both
There are 10000 of variations of the story but people stick to the written stuff.
Jojo's bizarre adventure...
Are we sure Araki is not a Hindu?
Sounds more like DnD to me.
Basically the same thing. This is just what people are like by default when more reserved social norms either haven't been established yet or aren't watching.
The visual of baby Krishna running after the fruit seller saying “Miss! Mango?” is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. When I’m sad I rewatch this video just to see it and be reminded that sometimes, people are kind to toddlers in distress (who then bless them with a basket full of jewels).
Watch "little krishna" cartoon (good graphics ) you'll love it
Yea
This is so sweet
@@pakki6555Well, Word Black Is Not Used In Racial Manner For Lord Krishna
There’s an extremely heart meltingly sweet animation of this story, it’s in the Little Krishna cartoon - you should see it!
Krishna: "your words have no effect on me, they are meaningless"
Chanara: "ur dad sucks!"
Krishna: "On second thought"
In modern days it would've been "Joe Mama"
@@koustav24dascan I ask you something if you don’t mind , I have been hearing this a lot but do not understand the context who/ what is joe mama.
@@jaigagandeep.s5100it's a play on "yo mama" basically "your mom"
It's joe mama so that
You can just say something about joe
And the other person can ask "who's joe"
And you reply with "joe mama"
Anyone else notice that in the animation, Chanara is taunting Krishna with the Navy SEAL copypasta? 😀
"Krishna? Krishna?"
"yes, mama?"
"eating mud?
"no, mama"
"open your mouth"
*Krishna open his mouth and let the mortal woman see the entire universe at once*
"...ok then"
😂 this is funny.
Nopes krishna erased her memory
How many people sang this?
You forgot "telling lies?"
i hate that i actually got the refference XD
Imagine giving a lolipop to a toddler, and then finding out that your credit card now has one million dollars in it
THAT'S IT FOLKS! i AM NOW HANDING OUT LOLIPOPS TO TODDLERS [and asking for some grain or sh!t in return] AND GETTING THOSE BUCKS
@@saayliparkar1254 You're gonna need a Van for all those lollipops - wait a minute...
@@sunan2335 Hol up!
Not a bad deal
Well Krishan says in BG that a deed which was done by expecting nothing in return is always fruitful so if you give lolipop for million it's worthless unless you server selflessly and expect nothing in return
Fun fact: Balarama was originally named Rama at birth, but "Bala" was added to it after everyone saw how strong he was (Bala is the Sanskrit word for strong)
*Rama*
*The stronger Rama*
I realize this isn't important and is biased by me growing up in a very much not Indian culture
But I like that adding the Sanskrit word for strong onto Rama has the name go from really intimidating sounding to kinda goofy and I love it
"Honey, did you change our son's name?"
"He is STRONG JIMMY now!"
@@TeackayNope. Bala actually means strength. And Rama, based upon the hindu god Rama, could mean greatness. When you add strength before that, it means someone who is great in strength. So it's not really "stronger" it's just that his named changed from just calling him great to adding the word strength to it.
@@nityanandbiswal4093 Actually Rama named being used before Lord Rama, For example, Bhagwan parsuRAMA.
The sheer magnitude of Kansa's ego is laughable.
- He locked them in the same cell because he wanted to kill the babies himself.
- He sent his demon allies one after another despite learning multiple times that it was a terrible idea.
- By inviting Krishna and Balaram to his place, he invited his death.
- And when he saw how powerful Krishna was with his own eyes, he decided to challenge him anyway. As if inviting his own death wasn't enough, he proceeded to go and hug it.
He could have genuinely tried to be a loving uncle and that would have been a better plan lmao.
Well, if he was smart, maybe he wouldn’t have been so terrible that the gods were compelled to get rid of him.
@@Fluffkitscripts It's possbile to be smart and evil at the same time though. -Just look at today's politicians.-
@@GMPranav I just can’t help but feel that in this case lack of self-preservation instinct and pissing off gods might not be fully unrelated
"Krishna is himself and also the entire Universe"
*You are what you eat* I guess.
Alex Martin best comment no question
- Alan Watts, probably
@@boldandbrash8431 Bhagavad Gita*
Godly Tamaki Amajiki
That proves it. We're all made of stardust change my mind.
"Couldn't we just put the couple in two separate cells so they DON'T have babies?"
"That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard"
"And what, break up their marriage? We're not savages."
He wanted to kill a god. Lol
Why didn't he just kill them?
@@necromelodia2432 The gods would find another child to kill him. So, he thought if he could he kill Krishna as a baby even the gods would not mess with him.
His evil brother promised he will be only kill the 7th son and leave the rest of the kids alone but later on changed his mind and murder his nephews in front of his sister bu smashing them on the wall.
Big brother of the year
So the thing with Putana is that because of her beautiful disguise, the people of Gokul thought she was a goddess. Therefore, when she asked to breastfeed Krishna, they thought she was giving him some sort of divine blessing. (Kind of like how Hera accidentally gave Heracles his strength )
Yeah something like that 😆😂
Ooh, nice context, thank you so much!
That mythology guy on his way to explain how it's heracles and not Hercules
@@kannan07 I lowkey forgot about that-Hold on
@@ishithamantripragada9514 lol
But seeing him rage over the Hercules movie just imprinted the name heracles into my brain lol
The part where it was mentioned that Mushtika taunted Balarama into participating had me rolling on the floor with the “it works immediately because Balarama has no chill” and the sound effect.
Should've mentioned that one time he lifted a whole ass mountain with his pinky finger
I see you are one with culture as well
And the time he boogied all over a snake
I saw this in cartoon about little Krishna. Don't ask me how I found it, I don't remember
@@frop_8750 I see you're a man of culture as well. I'm well aware of that cartoon
And it was all because he decided to tell Indra to go F-k himself and he owned it
*Mom:* Krishna Krishna
*Krishna:* Yes Mama?
*Mom:* Eating dirt?
*Krishna:* No mama!
*Mom:* Telling lies?
*Krishna:* No Mama?
*Mom:* Open your mouth
*Krishna:* aaaaaaa
*Mom:* what the fu-
Nooooooo dont bring that nursery up again
Heh, looks like somebody beat me to it.
@@guessmyname1246 Appropriate because I'm pretty sure that song is Indian
You made my day better, BAHAHAHAHA
Literally what I was thinking
I am a Black women who had Caribbean ancestry. My maternal side has Indian ancestry but I have never felt any real link to the culture. This little lesson has stimulated my curiosity about the Hindu pantheon.Thankls.
Thanks S. Joseph for showing interest into the Hindu Mythology (or History maybe), Try listening to an audio book related to Mahabharta. (If you still are curious) if you have the time yo listen to it. I apologize if I disturbed you.
Ksna>Jesus
Jesus is the King of kings and Lord of lords. He loves you. God loves you.
Put your trust in Him and He will never forsake you.
That's all I can say. 😊
@@S_L__or x jew😂😂
Have you seen OSP's video about Kali
Okay, but can we talk about how genuinely sweet and adorable the story of the mango trade is? Setting aside her grains turning to gold and jewels, it's so sweet that she gave him mangoes after seeing such a tiny tot trying to trade for it.
I mean, they're _mangoes._ Who's gonna pass up any chance to score a mango, no matter how slim?
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@@97Multiphantom OGAD not Dutch from Red Dead Redemption II, that guy gives mango lovers a bad name!
There are many stories like that
6:40 " Krishna has that kind of supremely indestructible chill from being a living incarnation of the universe and only fights when someone insults his family"
6:54 " Balarama gets to fighting because he literally has no chill"
I only have two moods and it goes from Krishna's chill to Balarama not having any.
You sound like every pre med student I've ever met
Literally Tanjiro and Inosuke.
I love how Krishna is still just chill as hell when snapping necks.
I would give this a like but you have exactly 666 and I don't wanna mess it up.
@@xenopyxis I disliked it so the dislike will cancel out the 7.
"We are all descended from Genghis Khan!"
"Uhh, statistically we are way more descended from Krishna, sixteen thousand. We're demigods baby."
Krishna actually had 10 children with each of his wife. Unfortunately, his grandchildren and descendants were ultimately wiped out by a curse. So yeah...
Bankimchandra Chattopadyaya, the author of “Anand math” who carried out research on Mahabharata continuously for about 36 years and also composed thereafter the biography of Shrikrishna, states that according to Mahabharata Shrikrishna had only one wife namely Rukhmini - neither two nor four and of course not at all 16000. According to Mahabharata immediately after getting married both Rukhmini and Shrikrishna went to Badrikashrama and led a pious life there for 12 years. They used to sleep on ground, ate only roots, tubers and fruits and observed strict celibacy. Thereafter Rukhmini gave birth to the first child named Pradhumna. (Reference: Mahabharata, Book 10 (Sauptika Parva), Chapter 12, Verses 29 & 30 - Editor)
@@indrason6974 okay here is a problem when the person researching any religious text is part of that religion/believes in that religion then there results will most definitely be biased
Also these stories have been written and re written a million times
There is literally no cannon in existence
@@sadge_png but you can compile all the versions together to create a critical edition of the story then look threw archeological findings like stone tablets from Nanda dynasty and shishunaga dynasty along with other sacred text to get a good idea of how the story was in ancient times before it became Mahabharata we know today that Mahabharata used to be a really short story named Jaya most likely written by Pandava dynasty to exist as glorious record of there victory and it got written and re written by many diffrent people until it became Mahabharata so we can get a good idea of his character
Well by now probably closer to demidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemigods, but, you know, same thing.
The moment you realize Krishna is a full on shonen protagonist is when he has his own tournament arc.
It's more of the "reincarnated but is still op troupe" like anos and that anos knock off
@@kannan07 Honestly Anos seriously gave me Krishna vibes throughout the story, overpowered but super kind and caring of those who follow him, eats everything his mom makes him, and parents who are somehow completely oblivious to his divine nature. Here's hoping for an eventual season 2!
@@TheVnator season two cour two episode 4 dropped on last Friday, episode 5 on 10th...
It's still fun but I hate the CGI NGL
Krishna has Goku vibes
I love the fruit seller lady, she sees a little toddler who wants to buy fruit but he keeps dropping the grain. So she just gives him the fruit anyway and is rewarded for her generosity by being given a basket of gold because the baby was actually an avatar of an omnipotent god!
Social parables not grounded in reality. Not credible.
Yes very cute indeed 😘
Aphrodite: AAAAAAAA, you aren't into relationships! SMITE! AAAAAAAA, you're prettier than me! SMITE!
Krishna: Be nice, don't insult my dad, surrender your butter.
Krishna: Dont say anything to Arjun, he's the baby of this epic and I *will* kill you
Surrender your butter 😂
Idiot don't make fun of the God!
Lord Krishna is the source of everything, by making his fun you are making fun of your entire life.
@@c-79udawantvarunhemant35 well shri krishna is known for encouraging humour sarcasm. So chill. They are having fun. No disrespect.
He really was a simple guy
“Miss! Mango?”
Damn he’s so cute
I know right? Who *wouldn't* give the adorable little smurf-lookin' kid an armful of mangoes after that?
@@Archris17 actually his skin colour is " like a rainy cloud in the evening sun".
@@preetikushwa7032 huh... to me that immediately brings to mind a kind of gorgeous orange colour. Sunsets are always pretty. I meant no disrespect by the way, so sorry if it came across like that.
@@Archris17 No no I just added some extra info to your comment by replying , I'm not offended . Thank you.
@@Archris17 His voice is deep like lightning & thunder cloud, The glow on his face radiant like a 1000 suns.
i remember reading the wikipedia article about krishna and in it it says that durga told kamsa “your death has arrived in your kingdom”. idk if that’s literally what she said but god that line is so raw
Yes as an Indian and Hindu , thats literally what mother durga had said but in sanskrit
Taking her with contempt by the legs and whirling her Kamsa dashed her against a stone. Although thrown on a rock in derision, that girl, who is daily worshipped by the gods, was not crushed. On the other hand, casting off her human from and being adorned with celestial garlands, pastes, and a shining crown she, with dishevelled hairs and remonstrating with Kamsa, rose up in the sky.
Drinking most excellent wine and laughing aloud she, in anger, said to Kamsa.
43-44. "O Kamsa, for your own destruction you have whirled and dashed me against a rock. Therefore at the time of your death when your enemy will attack you I will tear off your body with my hands and drink your hot blood".
45. Giving vent to these dreadful words, the goddess, by her own wished-for way, rose up in the sky; and encircled by her own followers and in that form she began to range in the celestial region.
Yeah, she was yogmaya, goddess who reincarnated as yashoda's child (Krishna's adopted mother) in the same night Krishna was born. They were swapped as babies and vasudev took her with him thinking kansa would spare a girl child as she wouldn't be part of the prophecy. But kansa didn't spared and and tried to kill her. She shows her divine form and said this line.
And here I am,who didn't even know that it was Durga
Idk who the f i thought she was
But like.....
Slight correction. Krishna had 8 official wives, the 16000 women were captured and held by a demon that Krishna was fighting. Even after the demon was defeated,the families of the women he held refused to take them back,because they were "defiled"/ "unchaste" ( because they suspected the women had been raped by the demon, whether or not they were is unclear,but pretty messed up either way,I know). So Krishna agreed to take them in to keep them from destitution,as "minor wives". He didn't have sex with them or anything, he only bedded his "senior/ main " 8 wives. ( who married him of their own free will).
That's actually really kind of Krishna to take those girls under his wing. I feel bad for them.
The version I heard was that those were all wives of the men killed in war, who had no means to fend for themselves
@@hmmm713 They were the daughters of gandharvas and sages. Naraka kidnapped them. They were destined to marry Shri Krishna.
@@sahasraksa3170 I guess that's a different version
Am pretty sure Krishna did have sex with all of them,
He didn't just take them in as some random women in need of protection,he did care about them and took all.of them as views
And had a kid with each of them
"Kansa should try hiring bad guys who don't secretly want to die"
Welp, there goes me ever getting employed
There are other employers besides the local evil king you know.
@@blarg2429 yeah, but that's boring and makes me want to die more
@@eazy8579 Fair.
You guys need a hug? o-o
…
Yeah
I'm starting to realise that "king tries to kill baby prophesied to end him," is a very, very common trope in mythology.
ArachCobra I wonder if there is one king who would have the self awareness to try and make this kid his own soldier instead
There’s a king named Bimbisara in Buddhism lore that was prophesied to be killed by his own son. The queen decided to leave the baby in the woods to die, but the king brought him back and raised him with love and care. He did grow up to be a pleasant and obedient prince.
Though, horrendously, an immoral monk incited him to have the king imprisoned then torturing him to death.
Gray Bubblegummer ah
Gray Bubblegummer it would have been a great subversion off expectations if the son still ended up killing the dad but it was like a mercy killing or something or his dad told him too. Like if the dad was sick or grievously injured and son killed him to end his suffering or they were in a situation where the son Could save himself if he killed his dad and of course he doesn’t want to but the dad makes him cause he wants his kid to live
Mythology and Harry Potter.
“Because Balarama has no chill” may be my favorite line from this channel.
There's actually an animated series for kids that covers his demon sending and Krishna's childhood shenanigans. It's pretty fun to watch
There are more than one animated series
You are probably talking about Little Krishna
Butter: Exists
Krishna: I'll buy your entire stock.
Now im imagining Krishna buying literally all the butter in the world
*steal 😂😂
@@mohammednajl5950 that's proper priorities. I wouldn't blame Krishna
Lmao thats pretty much his childhood
Butter sellers: _s t o n k s_
“Krishna, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people’s necks.”
“What?” _snap_
“Krishna”
“KRISHNA!”
_snap_
ASquared What's that from again? I can't for the life of me remember
"Krishna, no!"
"Krishna yes!"
_snap_
@@aster-naut asdfmovie, I can't remember which one
I was literally thinking about that thru that whole part of the video
@@ASquared544 It was one of the deleted scenes videos.
3:50 The little fire burp is just adorable
Kansa: My sister and her husband's future child is gonna overthrow me so I'm gonna imprison them both because I'm evil
Also Kansa: I'm also going to imprison them together, it'd be wrong to keep a married couple apart
There is a whole story behind it but i am not gonna explain it
You do know in the Mahabartha there is a lady called Kunti that had a boon by uttering a mantra a diety would come to her and give her a son right so to use logic like that doesn't apply here.
1st reason- Kans ko ye ahankaar, ghamand aur Bhram tha ki woh uss 8th bacche ko maar k Vidhata ka lekh badal dega, jiss se ki woh azar-amar ho jayega aur Sabka Bhagwan wahi ban jayega (toh woh ise ek opportunity samajhta tha)
2nd reason- Kans itna toh jaanta aur maanta tha ki Agar VhabisyaVaani huyi ki 'Devaki ka Aathwa putra hi usko maarega'... Toh Aathwa putra Janm avasya lega, fir chahe Vasudev ko saath mein rakho ya Devaki ko akele.
Jaise Kunti ne Paandavon ko janm diya (Parthenogenesis) , waise hi Devaki agar akeli v hoti toh Bhagwan uske garb mein pravesh karte.
HARE KRISHNA🙏 🚩
Bro because he have large ego that he defeated the fate and kill a god 😄
"She's actually poisoned her boobs!"
God I love ancient mythologies
I mean why wouldn’t demons have poisoned Brest
@@joeysopinion4463 😂 yeah
@@joeysopinion4463 they do unless they are succubi.
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@@joeysopinion4463 good point!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Krishna what do you have in your mouth?"
"Yes."
"Ok how can you have 'yes' in your mouth?" *opens his mouth and looks in*
*Walks away visibly scarred*
As it turns out, it was not 'yes' in his mouth, but 'what'. I.e. everything that one could possibly answer the question "what" with.
@@MushVPeets technically yes is correct too. He has everything in his mouth.
Krishna is IT
So krishna is supposed to be everything in the universe and the universe is everything he is. Like Buddha from Journey to the west. So technically he opens his mouth and inside is another of him. He has himself within himself......... I dont know what to say
@@ninnusridhar, buddha is also a avatar of Lord vishnu.
4:22 Why is no one talking about how gosh darn adorable Krishna ji's eyes look!!
Krishna trying to buy mangoes is the sweetest thing I've seen all week!
*Everyone:* damn Krishna, how are you so chill all the time?
*Krishna internally at all times on loop:* _I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAAAAAAFRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
Aravind
Cool
Dude same
That's one of my favorite stories, and the best part is he lifted it with the little finger. Like egoistical gods are so not worth even his whole hand.
Nandini Banka Haha! Mine too! In the TV serial, the villagers danced around him, singing his praises. And the actor playing Krishna was constantly smirking towards Indra.
When Indra came down to seek forgiveness, Krishna at first denied it to him. Acting unusually stony and strict. A goddess intervened, asking him to be merciful and Krishna obliged, saying he could not reject a request from a loving mother. It was one of the few preachy moments that I liked as a kid. Though I didn’t understand what most of the dialogue meant anyway lol
Lmao
'Krishna discovers capitalism'
Now imagine that title on a kids' book.
I’d read that book, JUST for the sake of the title😂
Lol
There’s this one book called “Help mom, there are liberals under my bed.”
@@codygeyrozaga2277not the libtards!
Believe it or not, it probably exists. And no, I’m not kidding
Before I was born, my Dad had a cat named Krishna. That cat was amazing, and now I know why.
Was your cat black coloured by any chance? Because the term "Krishna" literally means dark/black. And in Hindu mythology there's not one Krishna, someone who's as dark as a rain filled cloud is called Krishna(Krishnaa for females).
Ok this is the most entertaining video I've seen on krishna bhagvaan and believe me there are LITERAL CARTOONS of "what if krishna was in school" with kans as principal 😂😂
What about Roll no 21 show are there
Wait there are other than roll no 21?
Roll no. 21 is the one being talked about here.
I think my favorite thing is that young Krishna actually acts his age. In most western mythologies, if a baby is even semi-divine, they basically are never children, just miniature adults (eg Hermes stealing cattle within hours if his birth).
Krishna? Nah, he does normal kid stuff like put dirt in his mouth or try to buy mangoes like a grown up with just whatever he got his hands on and then BAM something miraculous just sorta happens.
Things happen to him
It's always great when they make the child a child.
@Hey it's KHALIYAH !!!!!! The child is God, after all
*ahem* YES!!!
like Krishna actually knows not to blow up his cover that he is actually one of the trinity.
You are a wizard Harry
You are a god Krishna
"Krishna's way into butter, it's like a whole thing"... hinduism in less than 10 words tbh
Umm nah
He really dislikes mushrooms though?
as a hindu can confirm
@@kai-gm9re as a non-hindu, i would appreciate an explanation.
@@wedran9225 He's way into butter what more do you want?
As a Hindu who hasn't actually revisited these stories in a while, this was a nice refresher. And the drawings only make it better :D
During the video, I would constantly just say "Oh, I remember this story!"
"She's actually poisoned her boobs! How dastardly." I rewatched that like 5 times. It's just so funny.
I'm on a mission to press like on all the comments that mentions the poisoned breasts.
Butter: *Exists*
Krishna: That’s mine now.
Junko :D 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈
That's more or less how it goes
That's actually true 😅❤️
*our* butter
@@MysticalStd soviet theme intensifies
“And duplicated himself so he could bang 16 thousand princesses at the same time.”
Zeus: ......TEACH ME.
Aphrodite: **Explodes**
dont u mean hera
Froge ...no? Aphrodite is the love goddess, not Hera
Anyone would explode from 16000 orgasms at once
@@coldtyrant2557 but hera would be very angry
ASCII Skull wdym
Amazing video! but a slight problem, Krishna didnt have 16,008 wives, he had only one actual "Wife" named Rukmini, the other 16,007 were sex slaves he rescued from an evil king's kingdom after killing him and to restore their honor, gave them the title of queen after having vowed to never touch them.
Jai Shree Krishna! (Glory to lord Krishna!)
You are confused.
There were Ashta bharya
1. Rukmini
2. Satyabhama
3. Mitravinda
4. Nagnajiti
5. Jamvanti
6. Lakshmana
7. Bhadra
8. Shaivya
After that he freed the 16000 girls from captivity of Naraka. Those 16000 were apsaras who took birth on earth on order of Lord Indra.
He actually did marry them, and in some places I think the scriptures have mention of his children with them as welll
@@srijanupadhyay3683 If I remember correctly bhagvata Purana mention this.
@@srijanupadhyay3683 it also mentions they asked him to give them children and he used his power to embed kids into their wombs he never actually touched them,
@@DharmaKaumudi fr
So the story literally concludes with:
"Did a back flip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day!"
Nice reference
"And your dad sucks"
*"Perish"*
And that, kids, is why you should always run for the hills if you insult Krishna's dad.
Didn't he lifted a whole hill named Govardhan on his pinky.
I think 'don't insult Krishna's dad' is a superior advice
missed opportunity for the "and your father smellt of elderberries" if you ask me.
He will lift the hill you are running to
Sándor Vas. Now you. I like you.
Krishna: *calm as can be unless you insult his family*
Balarama: *actually normal teenager*
I'm a teenager and kinda like Krishna. In Urdu it's called "Dheetai" or being stupidly thick-skinned to the point of being a dumbass, (can't think of an English translation)
@@necromelodia2432 you mean dense af
@@ravikiran490 I'd say "dense" is more "stupid" while Dheetai is like rain washing off a rain-coat because your ego is impenetrable, but yeah, "dense" works.
NecroMelodia awesome more like.
@@necromelodia2432 Basically like Goku, then
im not even hindu but god i have been watching cartoons and movies about hindu mythology since diapers , and damn the little krinshna cartoon memories hits me like a train everytime i watch this video
Not mythology.
@@fbkensarhd5279very much mythology
Krishna eats dirt.
Yashoda: Open your mouth right now, Krishna.
Sees the entire universe in his mouth.
🤯
Fun fact: Those sixteen thousand princesses where kidnapped by a demon. on the request of the victim's family members
Krishina slayed the demon but now a new problem emerged the princesses have no where to go and nobody will marry them and society will call them unchaste because they have slept with an demon (which never happened) also there families won't accept them for this because they are unchaste. (Princesses where assuming this)
So krishna listens to there problem and declares all the princesses has his wives and now they have a home to live in.
And yeah krishna was a emperor when this happened.
Happy ending
@@Was.a.cat.maybe. lime 16000 of them happy endings
What a chad
It is a stark contrast to Vishnu's previous foray into mortal life as Ram where he exiles Sita after rescuing her from a Demon King for the same suspiscion shown by his subjects (eventhough he believed Sita)
@@parthasarathipanda4571 And her chastity was proved by a freaking god when she was carried out of a fire into order to prove that very thing. He was a complete idiot in that part of the book.
Jesus: I'm the Son of God
Prophet Muhammad: I'm the messenger of God
Krishna: O Arjuna , I'm the God
I mean, he was it. And he proved it, so....
Yup he probably said, I'm not trusting anyone else with this job. I'll go down and do it myself.
Um...u know... This comment kinda solves all the "who is the real god" issue....ps: dont take me seriously😂🤣
@Home Banger yup, they sure do😂
@Aman Yadav every thing Comes from Bharman ..But that doesn't mean we can question existence of lord Vishnu and Shiva I Think There are mentions pf lord Vishnu in vedas and lord Shiva As Rudra
5:02, that's your take? Not that the baby trying to trade you with tiny hands is disarmingly cute?
Exactly amirite?
Fruit seller: your dad way over paid me anyway
Krishna: here let me over pay you some more
Heracles: I'm so badass I strangled two snakes Hera sent to kill me when I was still in the craddle!
Krishna: hold my demon life juice.
Heracles : {wheezing hoarsely} Don't you ever have just a beer?!?
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 Dionysus: Nah, I'm the God of Wine and good times!
Actually Krishna danced oh head of a 10 headed snake klia
The great snake Shesh Naga obeys him (Vishnu stuff)
So snake is not a big deal for Krishna
Die Hercules (but you are dead so.........)
>Aphrodite "exist"
Krishna:"im gonna end this woman whole career"
Aphrodite: Are you challenging me!?
Oh Gods... They will bang...
And Thus, the Big Bang happened
@@adeade3978 gross
Zeus aint got shit on this absolute chad
Red: I can’t summarise The Mahabharata without it being a full length move.
Red *makes a vid summarising it in 60 seconds* 😂
This is not even part of Mahabharata
This is just the begaining and there is soo much more details
It doesn't count because she doesn't mention karna. The best character in the whole story
@@arpansaha2111 I agree he was the best character
“Krishna is WAY into butter, it’s a like, a whole thing…” killed me
"She's not being a weirdo, she actually POISONED HER BOOBS." I never knew I needed such a glorious sentence/tale in my life, but here we are.
How dastardly
You would think this is a brand new sentence but this story is thousands of years old.
@Frost E Bear it really is
This is not the only time this happens.
@@MrGksarathy Wait, WHAT?
Zeus: f-cks eveything
Odin: is everyone
Krishna: eats eveything
this sounds like an amazing tv show
Does Vishnu/Krishna count as a main deity? I'll give it a half point so it counts
He loves only butta and he will not eat everything.
I mean, by all technicalities, Vishnu (and Krishna by extent) is everyone and everything as well so....
But yeah, this would make quite a _interesting_ TV show.
Odin-master of really obvious and just bad disguises.
Plot twist: All 3, same dude. Different times, different places.
the image of baby krishna sprinting after someone with two baby handfuls of grain is the cutest thing i've ever heard
Fun fact : In some versions of his birth story , it is said that he was born on the darkest night possible by the combination of many types of days, week and a month that darkens the night.
I’m so glad that Balarama didn’t turn evil or became jealous of Krishna. Nope. He’s just the guy who holds on to Krishna’s child leash.
This is like 5 months late but here we go, as both brothers grow older. Balarama becomes the mentor of the antagonists of the mahabharata(the massive poem) while Krishna becomes the mentor of the protagonists. But even though they are mentors of the two different opposition's they still respect each other and have a good relationship until Krishna dies.
Also like balarama is thought of as an incarnation sheshnaga.. who is a devotee of vishnu.. so they were probably still really close in this life...
Balarama is basically the older sibling that keeps Krishna from getting himself killed/killing everyone around him.
@@damarvelprofessor3421 he doesn’t become mentor of Kauravas. He was the Guru of both Bheema and Duryodhana. He was angry because Bheema broke the rules
@@srijanumesh5355 maybe it depends on the story. The stories that I read and watched showed him as the mentor of the kauravas.
Chanura: your dad sucks
Krishna: omae wa mou sindeiru
More like "Shinee"
@@paxonite-7bd5 nah, "Omae wa mo shinderu " suits
Chanura: *Nani?!*
Nani
@@keerthi5777 Nani means elder sister in Odia, an Indian language. I can understand nothing else from this thread as an Indian.
As an Indian person, I must say, ever since I learned about sex, I’ve always wondered why Kansa didn’t just y’know, put Devaki and Vasudev in two different jail cells? Like bruh they wouldn’t even have one child if u keep them apart 🤣🤦🏻♀️
Because vasudeva promised to kansa that he will hand him the 8th child on one condition of leaving his wife and rest of the kids unharmed.
Because to split up a married couple is pretty much sacrilegious.
You are denying their dharma and karma as a couple.
Kansa may have been prideful, but remember he’s still Hindu at heart. He would adhere to the sacraments as well. And he still loved his sister. The sooner the 8th child was born and he could kill him, the sooner he could let his sister out of prison
@@someonerandom8552he was plamming to kill god. Why would he care about something that minor. He isn't really portrayed as honourable
I would have said, "as a half indian raised on baby krishna stories, this video is absolutely killing me", but someone already commented something similar, so...yeah I don't wanna copy.
But seriously, this is both hilarious and amazingly accurate, right down to the butter obsession, well done.
4:06 "MOOOO-OOOOM, KRISHNA'S EATING DIIIIIIIIRT!"
I'm just picturing Balarama saying this the same way Candace does in Phineas and Ferb.
Yashoda is Krishna's mother and Balarama's aunt.
@@avacado9689 Although he did come out of Yashoda's wound. I guess that was the first incident of a surrogate child.
Just joking, don't mean to disrespect our history.
That is exactly what happened
@@avacado9689 well yashoda is krishna's aunt too and nand is his father's cousin brother
Hindi
Bruh Krishna really said
“Polygamy? How about cloned monogamies”
LMAO HDJSHFJ the actual story of his numerous wives is because of him killing the demon Narakasura. Since Narakasura had kidnapped a shit ton of women, when he was killed, they were left sour in the eyes of society. So in order to protect their honor, Krishna took them all as his wives.
Basically there is a demon who captures these ladies and lord Krishna saves and the ladies are treated as outcast as people/society question their purity/character ( messed up I know),so krishna makes them his wife.
Now after this point of the story I have two different versions
1) he accepted them as his wives but didn't do anything(like you know) with them and basically gave them refuge and they had happy lives.
2) he made 16000+ clones of himself ,so the ladies have a meaningful life partner and they are happy.
3) these princesses were the reincarnation of the devotees that wanted meet Lord Vishnu ( remember lord Vishnu was essentially Lord krishna ) but unfortunately couldn't so the lord spent time with the princesses and it's was not lewd but rather spritual.
Woah thanks guys for educating me Hinduism is really interesting so thanks it’s cool to read!
I read a Naruto hentai doujin like that once...
@@JanPospisilArt I mean.... Not gonna judge you for your choices but I don't think it would be correct/good to compare that to the Hindu deity.
I seriously cannot stop laughing at this. You are truly gifted in the sarcasm department and that's coming from a Texan. My hat's off to you. Lol
Krsna>Jesus
The Baby Krishna shenanigans are so damn adorable.
"-She's actually POIsoned her boobs!
... How dastardly."
Is the best out of context line, ever.
@Kayla Stewart There are plenty of poisons that are only dangerous if consumed, but relatively safe to handle. That's the main difference between poisonous and venomous.
Well at least he died as he lived
Not dieing from poison
@@black97_0 Blue is proud of you
@@23_srinjoy79 It is logical. She can mix her breast milk with venom from a deadly snake and store it.
In previous life putna was wife of king bali who is more proud of his wealth so god came in Vamana Avatar like a dwarf child and put bali in hell to give lesson for feeling more proud of wealth at that time her wife wish that she would breast feed with poisonous milk within so lord accept her wish and give her a chance .
Man.... Indian art is so beautiful. They really took great care with presenting their deities.
Bruh the amount of detail they put into a baby consuming butter is glorious
GOD*
Guys it's ok to call them deities. I'm Hindu and I'm not gonna force others to call my gods supreme lords. Deity literally another word for god.
@@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 you are not a Vaishnav You wont Undeestand
@@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 If it is True Why dont they call Abramaic gods a Diety
Krishna was born in his mother's sleep? His birth was so easy she slept through it? Man, he really is the best baby ever!
There are half a million variants of this story. This is just one of them.
No she was in conscious
The coolest Krishna animation I've ever seen!
The 16000 princesses is just very grossly misinterpreted. Let me explain it. There was this demon Narakasura, who routinely attacked places and kidnapped their women. When Krishna slayed him, the women had nowhere to go, since they said nobody would accept them back at home. So he allowed them to stay in his palace, basically being the only person who accepted them.
yeah tru and its also kinda like Jon snow rescuing crasters daughters from him
Then married most of em so no one would get pissy about it. He was really chill and the princesses had a great time
And all the princesses were Lakshmi (Vishnu’s wife) incarnates, it was just one woman over and over again
@@elenoreofmysticforests4052 That is in some folklore too
Yes Narada and Vayu Deva already told them that they will marry Shri Krishna.
4:38 Krishna: Grain, but I wanted mangoes
His Brain: But grain can get you lots of mangoes
Krishna: Explain how
Brain: Grain can be exchanged for goods and services
Ahhh a simpsons reference
Stonks :P
Haha the wise words of Homer
Krishna: Woo hoo! *slips on mango*
Simpsons references are fine and all but I read your sentence in the voice of the CinemaSins guy😏
As an Indian Hindu the animation of these stories just made me suuuper nostalgic. Love the way you've arranged your content
Love the use of Red Sun for the wrestler's entrance!
GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE
I feel like the ancient Indian people made a contest out of "Let's see how complicated we can make our lore and see how well we can remember it" and it's *still going*
Can confirm
Oh, this story doesn’t even scratch the surface. Wanna get confused really fast? Try and figure out who is an incarnation of who throughout the hindu pantheon. And then try and figure out how many gods there actually are. And that’s still just sticking within one hindu denomination, Vashnavism. There are 3 other major ones, all of which have different ideas of which gods are significant, some of which don’t believe in avatars at all. And each of them have a different set of Sutras. When you have a religion that’s almost 4000 years old and spans multiple continents you get a really confusing canon.
As a mythology buff with near encyclopedic knowledge on a lot of mythologies, I can safely say that I'd have to be Krishna-brain-level AT BEST to be able to make sense of the whole dang thing.
To be fair, they made it easier by making everything fairly entertaining.
To bring up an analogy I used in another thread for this video, Hinduism is basically the religious education of the Fate/Stay anime/manga/novel/game/etc... series: in addition to the both having crossdressing/gender-swapping gods and heroes who have invokable WMDs, there are also a lot of different interpretations of the core story depending on who you believe is the most important God/waifu, and that's not even taking into account things like alternate realities (yes, Hinduism has those too), but it's pretty easy to remember the important bits because the core tenets are generally consistent and there are a bunch of explosions, drama, and comedy to keep your attention.
But wait there's more!!
Nobody
Lord Krishna when he ate Makhan (Butter) for the 30 Millionth time: “This is some serious gourmet stuff”
Lol
@@amanawasthi2766 I’m sure some gods don’t mind swearing some would probably swear constantly like Hera in her position
imagine krishna waking up in the dead of night unable to sleep so he slips out of bed to get a midnight snack and while he's slathering a piece of toast with butter the kitchen light snaps on and one of his wives is sleepily giving him the "we just went to the doctor about your cholestoral" look as he momentarily freezes mid-chew before resuming while shooting her a silent "bitch i am literally the preserver of the univerese" because he's not about to talk with his mouth full
@@fntthesmth423 hahaha that's fun to imagine, but i don't think he really lived with all of his wives, he only had one true wife, and one true love.
@@alx_spencer5394 …who was almost certainly an incarnation of the goddess Lakshmi, Vishnu's wife. Which apparently happens with a number of Vishnu's incarnations.
3:03 so... she's basically called " Bitch " in Italian XD
5:57 isn’t this just the “Zero to Hero” sequence from Hercules? Why didn’t Disney just do this one instead?
Yeah, kinda makes me want this Disney movie to happen
Fun Fact: There is a whole festival showing how krishna steals butter
That's actually his birthday
Janmashtami
So much fun! Every janmashtami
Isn't that to celebrate the birth of Krishna?
As someone who loves butter, that sounds like so much fun! :D
I'd love to see that. :)
Krishna: Turns grain into gold
Comment section: ...
Krishna: Turns dirt into universe
Comment section: ...
Krishna: Eats a demon’s soul
Comment section: ...
Krishna: Spends decades overthrowing tyrants
Comment section: *yawn*
Krishna: Bangs 16 thousand princesses at once
Comment section: You have my attention.
Actually those 16000 princesses were once kidnapped and raped by a demon named Narkasura. When Krishna defeated Narkasura and freed those princesses, they had nowhere to go. Their family wasn't ready to accept them and they would forever be outcasts from the society. So, to allow them to live a respectful life and have a respected status in the society, Krishna took them as his wives.
raisa Yana win win
I was too lazy to comment about everything
Krishna did not have sex with any women
He did have gopis who are technically married to him but not in the sense you're talking of its like how Christian nuns say they're married to christ similarly this is called sharangati
Hinduism has the most badass pantheon of deitys and no one can tell me otherwise
Him insulting krishna
Also him single word insulting parent
Krishna:seems like ,perish is the rigth answer
0:35: “-and I honestly have no idea how I can summarize it meaningfully without making it a full-length movie”
Red’s video summarizing the Mahabharata in one minute: Am I a joke to you?
yes
seriously, in one minute, there are bullet points, of someone else's bullet points... also, they literally put sarcastic in the title.
@@yvonnethompson844 Even so,
It surprisingly covers a lot of the major plot points that I can't fault it at all.
Coming from a dude who grew up with Mahabharata in a million forms.
That's the fact the shear amount of story in Mahabharata is well beyond scope even one movie. Just giving only half of major plot points doesn't means summary but still that was a good video
wouldnt mind a video about some of the better parts or at least that + the intro of the whole story. isnt mahabaratha very episodic kinda similar to JTTW?
Red: "Putana isn't just being weird. She's actually *poisoned her boobs* !"
Me: **Nearly spits popcorn all over the screen**
@anonymous opinions To be fair, Red's delivery of that line was half the reason I cracked up. XD It was so spot on.
@@inkdropp1667 F for your screen. :(
How dastardly
Aegix Drakan *proceeds to get life force sucked out*
@@AegixDrakan thanks :( was a pity for the tea
I like how Krishna breaking their necks looks like an asdfmovie Skit
Kansa was a gaurd at Vishnu's place who got cursed and became Kansa. So vishnu tells him that the curse can be lifted either by him getting reborn 100 lifetime as Vishnu's friend or 3 times as his enemy. The gaurd chose 3 lifetimes. In short Kansa wants to secretly die by Krishna's hands too. Birds of a feather I guess 😅