Price is Right - Terrible Internet Items Edition

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  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7350

    Did you like this video? There are 120 minutes of additional stuff from the recording that didn't make it in! Do you want to know how much it costs to buy a horse? An entire town? How much does it cost to BUY SENATOR TED CRUZ?
    Head on over to my patreon find out! www.patreon.com/posts/26933389

    • @marmato9332
      @marmato9332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This ia my new favourite thing

    • @SpookyySpaghetti
      @SpookyySpaghetti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I guessed 20 for the crickets, but I don't want to write a comment because it's at 420.

    • @miciospaventato4624
      @miciospaventato4624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      JelloApocalypse
      No
      In fact, i've give it a Dislike.
      42%

    • @coconutkittyandredfox2826
      @coconutkittyandredfox2826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@miciospaventato4624 go away

    • @thekingofshyguys5178
      @thekingofshyguys5178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Tbh i find the patron thing kinda scammy. Like u are paying money for an un edited video. But 2 each there own, it is optional after all. Plus youtubes do need to get extra money though some way cause utube isnt doin 2 much there.

  • @meemnaan3108
    @meemnaan3108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6236

    HOW DOES AMAZON SHIP THE YURT TO YOU IF ITS A HOME AND YOU, A NOMAD, HAVE NO HOME

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4237

    For everyone asking "where can I play this", you play it anywhere! We just did this over discord while sending each other images and describing the products, then you guess. I made all the visuals for the sake of this video, it's not a real website or a Jackbox-type game. Though if Jackbox would like to make this and buy my design off me, I would be very down! (call me)

    • @meduzo
      @meduzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      How much?

    • @EmileeAria413
      @EmileeAria413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Someone make a petition, "The Price is Odd" for Jackbox 6.

    • @Bombom1300
      @Bombom1300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Do y'all just grab the images from all over the internet, or are these from a couple of specific sites?

    • @juicecup2545
      @juicecup2545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bombom1300 mostly etsy I think

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      If Jackbox bought the idea in exchange for royalties, I would say
      RIP Jello's Patreon.

  • @therealbeanbot
    @therealbeanbot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    “So you found Bigfoot. Now you need to UNfind him.” Is just such a hardcore statement

  • @domidextrus
    @domidextrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    Fun fact: I did some research on "Monopoly Redemption", and it turns out the "redemption" part of the product name means that it's a "redemption game", a type of coin-op arcade game (or game of skill) that rewards the player with physical tokens (usually printed tickets) that the player can *redeem* at a central location for prizes.

    • @NEONBENDER
      @NEONBENDER ปีที่แล้ว +119

      thats a lot less interesting than what i thought it was so youre wrong now

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Damn, all of that time and effort spent researching; wasted. Oh well, them's the breaks.

    • @julien4305
      @julien4305 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Ohhh so thats what those types of arcade games are called! I think im gonna start hunting for arcade game manuals to see other classifications

    • @I_KnowWhatYouAre
      @I_KnowWhatYouAre 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      My assumption was that the “redemption” is the manufacture Codename, but this makes sense too.

    • @Dmgladiator2642
      @Dmgladiator2642 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Aww, that's significantly more boring

  • @golden_starlight_
    @golden_starlight_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4427

    i love how everyone in the group automatically accepted bucks of crickets as a currency

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      And how everyone, as a team, either:
      1. Looks at a price and go "not bad."
      2. Looks at an item and goes "interesting"

    • @CarrolTheCat
      @CarrolTheCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ye ye

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's just how inside jokes form

    • @amberlyveil8856
      @amberlyveil8856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its already a cryptocurrency that collapsed

    • @geoffcarroll05
      @geoffcarroll05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Box*

  • @DC-FTW
    @DC-FTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2680

    5:05 That item has DEFINITELY killed an Ace Attorney character at some point

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      With the killer writing someone else's name with the victim's blood, I assume?

    • @jspark8990
      @jspark8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      And it doubles as an unorthodox egg timer

    • @crazyweirdgirl4488
      @crazyweirdgirl4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Bet that the suspect is Maya for the 100th time.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      It wants *EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS* on this airplane!!!

    • @nerosoul2506
      @nerosoul2506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Technotoadnotafrog on the back of a receipt for a glass lightstand

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6124

    jello: what’s a human life worth to you?
    savvy: half a box of crickets

    • @robynthethird4776
      @robynthethird4776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      One human = 250 crickets

    • @Hello_Hallows
      @Hello_Hallows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      OMG 11.99 HE THINKS A LIFE IS 11.99

    • @sabotabo7476
      @sabotabo7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      like a buck

    • @littlekuribohimposte
      @littlekuribohimposte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The vagina smell is worth like five humans

    • @murron1125
      @murron1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s like a book, right?

  • @donovanjoseph737
    @donovanjoseph737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5851

    “It’s in pounds”
    *”oh god it’s in Monopoly money?”*

    • @brookeit4527
      @brookeit4527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      “REDEMPTION”

    • @mahomiesknees1240
      @mahomiesknees1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Donovan Joseph i have actually seen one in real life which is insane

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is it right

    • @blinkachu05
      @blinkachu05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mahomiesknees1240 is it fun?

    • @leoleo4469
      @leoleo4469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *Laughs in tea and crumpets*

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    “Ok you found Bigfoot, now you need to un-find him”

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4145

    Jello.
    You not only realize you have to do a part 2.
    But you have to have a Cricket bonus round where the contestants can only use the value of crickets to guess.
    And NONE of them had to have played this round.

    • @blaa6
      @blaa6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      THIS! SO MUCH THIS!

    • @1tsam1r1cle3
      @1tsam1r1cle3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes!

    • @Urinal
      @Urinal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The whole thing should be cricket values

    • @censored4680
      @censored4680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wait what is the value of a single cricket

    • @BeanutPutter01
      @BeanutPutter01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@censored4680 About 21 cents. 500 crickets divided by $22.99.

  • @panpan3303
    @panpan3303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4327

    This should be called “the price is wrong”

  • @_Lucifer.x_
    @_Lucifer.x_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    Lamp: "who do you think is the OG of furry bait?"
    Jello: *"UH, ANUBIS!?"*

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Sadly, that answer checks out.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Bast was the first catgirl.

    • @kasendaniel3896
      @kasendaniel3896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Satan was the og furry he dressed up as a snake

    • @_Lucifer.x_
      @_Lucifer.x_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kasendaniel3896 OMFG YOUR SO RIGHT!!

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@kasendaniel3896 That's called a scalie, my dude. Still, you're on the right track, we're getting closer to a definitive answer here.

  • @floofusdoofus
    @floofusdoofus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4005

    Will's presence here is made 10 times funnier when you realise he's the person who voices Ramsey from Epithet Erased, a character known for appraising valuables.

    • @cosmoniums5990
      @cosmoniums5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I recognized him as Ramsey but didn’t think about that part

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      KingRainbowCake Oh god, you’re right.

    • @titanwaves9718
      @titanwaves9718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      That's some deep method acting right there

    • @aguy7124
      @aguy7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He was here, all along.

    • @MB-ev9ix
      @MB-ev9ix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      how much ramsey you could hear in his voice threw me so much

  • @KnightRaymund
    @KnightRaymund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    "Now that's ruining somebody's life on a budget."
    This video is fantastic.

    • @cellmax55
      @cellmax55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I imagine that scene as Jello going into a pawn shop: I'm dealing cursed things but I only have 666 dollars to get it bought and shipped.

    • @KennyT.E.MGamingandMore
      @KennyT.E.MGamingandMore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "I may be evil but I'm evil on a budget" same energy

  • @LegendOfMario
    @LegendOfMario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3702

    We need a second episode.
    This is too good to just die out in one episode.

  • @kiamcbride815
    @kiamcbride815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5035

    Jello: *titles the video "Terrible Internet Items"*
    Also Jello: *shows his own merch*

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      I guess he has terrible internet items of his own.

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Well, he's self aware, at least.

    • @JelloApocalypse
      @JelloApocalypse  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

      You heard me

    • @willfoltz
      @willfoltz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@JelloApocalypse Did the man stutter?

    • @sillylilly9675
      @sillylilly9675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I own some of These

  • @AriaOfStars
    @AriaOfStars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    Fun fact - Monopoly Redemption is called such because it's a machine meant for a ticket *redemption* style arcade, where you would win tickets out of the machine and redeem them for prizes.

    • @NianJKL
      @NianJKL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Ari oh wow cool that makes sense.... wait are you the person who was selling this? (:P)

    • @27Bayleefs
      @27Bayleefs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Awesome thanks for the info

    • @k4496
      @k4496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      No it is because it shows his iconic communism redemption arc

    • @Maxwell_Twist
      @Maxwell_Twist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I used to work at a place called Scene 75 and they have one of these machines there. So if you feel like coming to Ohio (or their one location in Pennsylvania) you can play Monopoly REDEMPTION for yourself.

    • @Kisai_Yuki
      @Kisai_Yuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I played one of these, it wasn't worth it.

  • @Crowcus
    @Crowcus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    'dude, it's 1am, you can't do this to me'
    Nothing will ever come closer to describing the experience of being the only UK resident in an all-American friend group

  • @Nulgathus
    @Nulgathus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    "All cheetos kind of look like gandalf" i've never wished i could go back and change my senior quote.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I think the truth is far worse: Gandalf kind of looks like a cheeto.

    • @rainbowdroidman
      @rainbowdroidman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      blarg2429 That’s a bad thing?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rainbowdroidman Well, not really.

    • @danialbrecht2982
      @danialbrecht2982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aww don’t remind me my school won’t let me HAVE a senior quote 💔 why am I even graduating high school

    • @ItsAlwaysOct
      @ItsAlwaysOct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danialbrecht2982 what do you go to North High School too? lmao

  • @noodlefunny
    @noodlefunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    this is really funny, also the cricket doodle is perfect

  • @talonzilla
    @talonzilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    The way this is made it looks like a jackbox mini game, but this was just a discord session of memes

  • @louismasters9299
    @louismasters9299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    "What do you think the price is of this poop necklace?"
    *$You could not pay me to take it*

  • @themageegamer6474
    @themageegamer6474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2886

    "Who do you think is the first furry bait."
    *UH, ANUBIS!?*

  • @michaelabbott5999
    @michaelabbott5999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
    *slams box of crickets on table*

  • @thedocblock6421
    @thedocblock6421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3639

    I swear, your names sound like a joke on some bad sitcom
    "We've got Jello, Roob, Lamp, Savvy - and Austin."

    • @floofusdoofus
      @floofusdoofus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      And Will's also here

    • @whooknowes
      @whooknowes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      We don’t talk about him

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Will: and me
      Others: we don't talk about him

    • @BingQilin
      @BingQilin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      AND PEGGY

    • @Corgimations
      @Corgimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Peggy was sentenced to hell though so she is forbidden

  • @Thatdumbgremlin
    @Thatdumbgremlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2935

    Jello has an incredible knack for finding the world's most cursed items.
    Roob came in second.

    • @gameendmeplease9326
      @gameendmeplease9326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Knack 2?

    • @heyitstrash3578
      @heyitstrash3578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      who said its cursed?

    • @LevObzor
      @LevObzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except for Fushigi. It's awesome.

    • @Thatdumbgremlin
      @Thatdumbgremlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@LevObzor Yeah, that one was cool. I think Lamp at least tried to find things that weren't completely terrible.

    • @gregorymckenzie7511
      @gregorymckenzie7511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean like crocs filled with shaving cream?

  • @sophiepollak9514
    @sophiepollak9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I listened to 20 minutes of this going, "Dude! Where do I recognize that one guy's voice from?" Then I realized it was Jello. You know, the person I was watching.

  • @brookeit4527
    @brookeit4527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    A diamond made from the most precious of carbon in the mountains of a faraway land
    Roob: _It’s like a buck right?_

  • @surpriseroundrpg
    @surpriseroundrpg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    To anyone saying he gave the wrong people points don't worry, we weren't even keeping track when we were playing. All that matters is that we had fun and 500 crickets

    • @archsteel7
      @archsteel7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *GASP*
      I found you!

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Crickets are the way to go, I feed them to my lizard

    • @GameGod77
      @GameGod77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank god this comment exists or that would've bothered THE FUCK out of me!

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    I like how she has a sword room and she assumes the only weird energy about that is the haunted sword.

    • @egon3705
      @egon3705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      i assume that her knitting group only started feeling haunted once she added that sword

    • @coleneumann4628
      @coleneumann4628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s the real life eyelander, she found it

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Personally, I just love the vibe of a little old grandma-type lady that has a dedicated _sword room_ xD
      "Yes, here's the kitchen. This room is where I do all of my knitting. This is the wash room. Oh, and over here is my Sword Room, where I keep all of my battle blades. I polish them daily. See this one? This one decapitated King Charlemagne. So, who's ready for tea?"

  • @idge_haq
    @idge_haq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    "That's a name I can't pronounce. Expensive." Me

  • @bitsandbirbs4174
    @bitsandbirbs4174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    I literally buy 500 crickets a week for my boss's chameleons, it costs about $20. We have a standing order.

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How rich are you?

    • @DragonFang409
      @DragonFang409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      How many chameleons does he have!?

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@DragonFang409 yes

    • @bitsandbirbs4174
      @bitsandbirbs4174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@justas423 I'm poor, my boss is a literal millionaire.

    • @bitsandbirbs4174
      @bitsandbirbs4174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@DragonFang409 3, but they eat a ton

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    "Why hang with the girls, when you can *smell* like the girls?"
    *SOLD*

  • @SmartyPoohBear
    @SmartyPoohBear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    -“Who do you think is the OG of furry bait?”
    -“Uh, anubis”
    HAHAHAHAHA, omg, I’m wheezing.

  • @bardssinisterstories2607
    @bardssinisterstories2607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I love the plot they created from getting a yurt, finding bigfoot, assassinating him, and having to pay the contract killer in a giant gummy worm, then shelling out over 3'000 dollars for a Gandalf Cheeto! It is beautiful, and the crickets are the most incredible metric system ever.

  • @Raichu_Pancakes
    @Raichu_Pancakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “When I opened up my freezer and saw we had a gun shaped ice cube tray” certified America moment right there

  • @zdavis9091
    @zdavis9091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    The merman comes from my home town! There is a shop that just sells sexy mermaid ornaments.

    • @dasutanehineri
      @dasutanehineri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what other mermaids do they have?

    • @christopher_graffam
      @christopher_graffam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      The idea that there is enough demand for sexy mermaid and merman ornaments to sustain that business is astounding.

    • @FacelessCrowd
      @FacelessCrowd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok ok but why?

    • @stjaernor
      @stjaernor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      do they have an online store?

    • @zdavis9091
      @zdavis9091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bay Jets One word:
      Florida

  • @zeet8251
    @zeet8251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2913

    I’m seriously considering becoming a patron just to hear the other 90 minutes

    • @DucklynStark
      @DucklynStark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Same.

    • @gonerofsavers3813
      @gonerofsavers3813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Well i have no cash so i cant hear the other 90mins 😭😭😭😭

    • @cybersquirrell1370
      @cybersquirrell1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@gonerofsavers3813 *slides a box of 125 crickets towards you* keep the change friend.

    • @gonerofsavers3813
      @gonerofsavers3813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@cybersquirrell1370 thx man (the crickets explode)....another one?

    • @cybersquirrell1370
      @cybersquirrell1370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@gonerofsavers3813 NO, those bomb crickets are expensive.

  • @kellybmackenzie
    @kellybmackenzie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    17:48 Roob taking the lead after missing out on a point because of a 3 cent difference was perfect, I love it

  • @Sluggii
    @Sluggii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    I'd buy a "1 box of crickets" shirt

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Jello, I would like 1 box of 1 box of crickets shirts.

    • @diegovargas8375
      @diegovargas8375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This shirt cost me 1 box of crickets

    • @alanaprince4301
      @alanaprince4301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I’m not gay, but 1 box of crickets is 1 box of crickets”

    • @anthonykerr3509
      @anthonykerr3509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alana Studios
      ???

  • @IAmBackMan
    @IAmBackMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    I love the fact that Roob gets the exact price on "Weener cleaner soap". No reason

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *O_O*

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *It's a trap!*

    • @Goggledguy
      @Goggledguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have a friend whose uncle picked them up a weener kleener soap for christmas. It was about 10 minutes after I woke up that I got that text. That was a weird morning.

    • @asrieldreemurr9968
      @asrieldreemurr9968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Goggledguy I'm kinda jealous of your friend, because I would LOVE to be able to say, without lying or joking, that I have weener cleaner soap

    • @Goggledguy
      @Goggledguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@asrieldreemurr9968 My friend and his family has received some... strange gifts from their extended family over the years. Be careful what you wish for.

  • @TobiasFangorIsntCis
    @TobiasFangorIsntCis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    That bedtime santa isn't even the most disturbing ornament in his line. One of them has a denim tail and is tugging at the edge like he's going to pull his SKIN off

    • @zacharynguyen7286
      @zacharynguyen7286 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hope you are doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤️❤️❤️

  • @spacetrenton
    @spacetrenton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Roob: "How much is this island?"
    Jello: "How much is a box of honey-combs cereal"

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    Jello: "It's a cricket. They're worth nothing"
    (Every cricket in Jello's fanbase unsubscribes)

    • @martha4636
      @martha4636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      All those dislikes on this video? *Those are the crickets*

    • @user-wl4ex5fd6j
      @user-wl4ex5fd6j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      2.2 boxes of crickets.

    • @Doublemonk0506
      @Doublemonk0506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-wl4ex5fd6j, how many boxes of crickets make up 1.1K

    • @user-wl4ex5fd6j
      @user-wl4ex5fd6j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Doublemonk0506 5.5 boxes of crickets

    • @Doublemonk0506
      @Doublemonk0506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-wl4ex5fd6j, thank you, now I know that I can get a small loan to control a minor plauge

  • @wazzupyuwu
    @wazzupyuwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    ive watched this video like ten times, how am i only just noticing that the scooby doo cake has "one year seizure free" written next to it

  • @Hayden-On-VHS
    @Hayden-On-VHS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    15:51 I like the image in my head of Jello saying this
    *kicks down door with a loud SLAM*
    ALL RIGHT BOYS
    *shoots gun into the ceiling*
    *points gun at others*
    HOW MUCH DOES IT COST FOR ONE BOX OF HONEY-COMB CEREAL

  • @KingBobXVI
    @KingBobXVI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3199

    Love the concept, and it's hilarious to watch - only recommendation I'd make is to highlight peoples' names as they talk.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      The subtitles would work great for that. Especially since everyone's initial is different, you could just do "X: [text]".

    • @neptune147
      @neptune147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ikr??

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's an absurd amount of work for a free video

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I really wish more TH-camrs did something like this. It's just so funny I have been rewatching this video consistently for roughly a year.

    • @theoverlandvibe
      @theoverlandvibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haruhiro Grimgar same, same.

  • @AychSkwaird
    @AychSkwaird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    My favorite part of this video is *”alright, boys! How much does it cost for one box of Honeycomb cereal?”*

    • @cradleofchaos4923
      @cradleofchaos4923 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh, how much does mace cost?

  • @lyrics_m_sic
    @lyrics_m_sic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    It's funny how Monopoly REDEMPTION's price range is from $0 to *priceless*

  • @AdvancedBeing
    @AdvancedBeing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    I used to work in a video arcade. "Redemption" in "Monopoly - Redemption" probably means that it's a ticket redemption machine, meaning it's one of the ones you play to get tickets to redeem for shitty prizes handed out by bored teenagers with Sour Patch-encrusted fingers.

  • @Frickll
    @Frickll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Jello: "its a cricket they are worth nothing."
    Me having to buy them every week for my lizard knowing damn well that shit adds up: 😑

  • @midnight_gmr8562
    @midnight_gmr8562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    gotta love how "a box of crickets" just became the running gag of this video

    • @kingsockrat8543
      @kingsockrat8543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya see that box of crickets? That's his dignity after 2016.

  • @tarabarden7535
    @tarabarden7535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    The price is right, however their sanity... It is not

  • @FullyB8ked
    @FullyB8ked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I like how everyone else has a little sales pitch, and Roob is just, like, « Yeah, I’m sorry for this. »

  • @ReDelta101
    @ReDelta101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    “Honey, why are there exactly 500 crickets on our front lawn?”

    • @Chonkoyoinky
      @Chonkoyoinky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Isn't it obvious, I'm raising a cricket army

    • @ash_rock
      @ash_rock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "How long did you spend counting them?"

    • @ReDelta101
      @ReDelta101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ash_rock what do you think? I’m an expert of counting crickets

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Y'all should go read Worm.

    • @tinypayne9548
      @tinypayne9548 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ash_rock l

  • @JimothyRoss
    @JimothyRoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    22.99 for 500 crickets? Petco has been ripping me off for years dammit!

    • @bluestormpony
      @bluestormpony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      time to unleash a plague

  • @yaboichase147
    @yaboichase147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I really want a soundboard just so that I could play “I pick...BETRAYAL” when the time is right

  • @leonmercury3732
    @leonmercury3732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    That moment when that gag gift you got at the young age of pubescent comes up on a youtuber's channel as a price is right but with cursed items in the mix. Relatable!

    • @masonbooh5941
      @masonbooh5941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Which one

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      was it the yurt

    • @leonmercury3732
      @leonmercury3732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was the wiener Cleaner.

    • @LooneyLei
      @LooneyLei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leonmercury3732 ..was it like.. useful?

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mercurion-e5t ah yes, the classic gag gift.
      A yurt.

  • @wildharpy6435
    @wildharpy6435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even god himself:
    RoOB: *THIS IS BEDTIME SANTA MERMAID*

    • @Silembr
      @Silembr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this 😂

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Silembr thanks I try

    • @spaeracount5160
      @spaeracount5160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nobody:
      Not a single soul:
      Not even Lucifer himself:
      Jello: I don't smell enough like pussy, here's *VULVA - Original - Real Vaginal Scent*

    • @Roobyquest
      @Roobyquest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel attacked

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bedtime Santa MERMAN

  • @quietsamurai1998
    @quietsamurai1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Oh Christ, I remember *owning* a fushigi.
    You will not impress your friends with it. It's just not going to happen.

    • @crowsenpai5625
      @crowsenpai5625 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I got a glow in the dark Fushigi, where it was the glass ball with a glowing core like have an inch under the glass. The whole point of a Fushigi is it can roll and look like it’s not rolling and you can go “ooooo magic.” But the glow core on mine was off center so you could easily see it roll no matter what, so it was USELESS as an illusion trick.

    • @quietsamurai1998
      @quietsamurai1998 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crowsenpai5625 exactly the same thing happened to me

  • @phobos1845
    @phobos1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    The cricket drawing is actually really cute imo

  • @Gamers-Haunt
    @Gamers-Haunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    There's no way I'm watching 28 minutes of this.
    *28 minutes later
    Well crikey

  • @harperreese264
    @harperreese264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    i love how you all constructed a narrative about bigfoot in a yurt with a hitman

    • @TheLuckOfTheClaws
      @TheLuckOfTheClaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and then giving the hitman a giant gummy worm. and a cheeto.

  • @SleepZedd
    @SleepZedd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    “First you found Bigfoot, now you need to un-find him...” 🤣

    • @pretendo
      @pretendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      remove that emoji
      I am fucking serious

    • @whooknowes
      @whooknowes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree

    • @satansadvocate6531
      @satansadvocate6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pretendo make him, you coward

  • @thedukeofnothing6421
    @thedukeofnothing6421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    The Ice Guns killed Lamp’s family.
    That’s the real reason why he hates novelty ice cube. The ice cube skulls are his family’s skulls.

    • @haydensizemore6069
      @haydensizemore6069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Ice Guns... I'll never forgive them

    • @Modsu
      @Modsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well that just upped the value! limited edition!

    • @hopingfordespair6419
      @hopingfordespair6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She/her*

    • @StormySky48
      @StormySky48 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes because just like jello they believe ice guns kill people not people kill people.
      #MassFormationPsychosis

  • @aspenkohli6437
    @aspenkohli6437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    bedtime santa merman was a phrase I had hoped to never hear
    THANKS

  • @toppatboi3504
    @toppatboi3504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I did the math, and $100 is around 2,000 crickets. So Savvy got that random guess correct, but he got the price of the cat figurine in crickets wrong.

    • @candiedCoder
      @candiedCoder ปีที่แล้ว

      yea i noticed that too

  • @sistersd7704
    @sistersd7704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Hello young child, would you be interested in 500 crickets?
    Jello: Yes please.

  • @bbg4566
    @bbg4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Monopoly redemption 2
    “I have a goddamn plan, we pass go and we get all the money we need Arthur, then we go round to somewhere nice, park lane or Mayfair, just one more big score and we are out of this board”

  • @dogeguy420
    @dogeguy420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    *WEENER KLEENER SOAP*
    large or small or inbetween-er...
    nothing beats a cleaner weener!

    • @Frickll
      @Frickll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok but my friends dad had that in their bathroom just chilkin on the counter and it was super weird lol.

    • @НиколайЖуковский-р3о
      @НиколайЖуковский-р3о 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's sounds bad, but it wash good.

  • @gerozeal2410
    @gerozeal2410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Please make this a series! Please!
    Monthly! bi-monthly! Whatever works just... I need more of this!!!🤣
    What's more, have guest players.

    • @gerozeal2410
      @gerozeal2410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good Lord! Over 30 likes for this comment!!
      Cheer folks! Jello, I think the people have spoken. If not you... I imagine others will jump on the opportunity. The level of editing... the jury's out on that one.🤔

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YAAAAAAAAAAS!!! That would be awesome! =D

  • @spikeynay7381
    @spikeynay7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “So, you’ve found Bigfoot. Now you need to unfind him.”

  • @Proticity
    @Proticity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Welcome to Taco Bell!
    Now with the low, low price of $2 Nights of Diarrhea!

    • @maplesyrup6382
      @maplesyrup6382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welp. You’re not wrong

    • @Proticity
      @Proticity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Welcome to TH-cam Kids!
      Now with the low, low price of $2.50 Elsagate Scarred Children!

    • @bomberfett3439
      @bomberfett3439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How much is that in cricket's?

    • @Proticity
      @Proticity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      $Priceless, Bomberfett, $Priceless

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gunslinger Girl Have a rough day there, buddy?

  • @yipthemechanicalfox7822
    @yipthemechanicalfox7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The "Redemption" part of the Monopoly game's title refers to the fact that it is a redemption-type arcade game, meaning it rewards you with more tickets if you're better at playing it than others.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Alright, guys, we know they're going to think no one can possibly top 'mysterious dominatrix with unparalleled skull access', so we're givin' 'em THIS thing right after!"

  • @curlywhirlydirly1337
    @curlywhirlydirly1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I want a price is right style video with this same perfect cast every week. This had me cry-laughing.

  • @deadly_bread
    @deadly_bread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Most of these items are actually worth about $2 and a couple of Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

    • @landonbeaird3660
      @landonbeaird3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HEy you, yeah I see you making Brutalmoose refrences

    • @StarrChild.
      @StarrChild. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What tf kind of arcade have you been at where they're just giving out hand painted taxidermy skulls for $2

    • @deadly_bread
      @deadly_bread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Star-Child obviously better arcades than you

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deadly_bread You ever go to one of those arcades that are giving away a PS4 or a Switch but you don't have enough tickets to get them so you settle for the contract killer?

    • @deadly_bread
      @deadly_bread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eh, I’d rather go with 868 boxes of crickets.

  • @residentialraven7887
    @residentialraven7887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I love how Roob sounds like he's perpetually leaning backwards

    • @wdalbright
      @wdalbright 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't Roob a girl?

    • @Sorinshuto
      @Sorinshuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@wdalbright His Twitter says his pronouns are he/they

    • @wdalbright
      @wdalbright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Sorinshuto Oh. I did not know that. Thanks for informing me.

    • @Sorinshuto
      @Sorinshuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wdalbright No prob 👍

  • @blueparrish
    @blueparrish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    that cursed sword description killed me LOOOOL

    • @mr.weirdness5970
      @mr.weirdness5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only story of a cursed item where the cursed item is the least interesting part of the story.

  • @reyskywalker9918
    @reyskywalker9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    How many crickets do you want?
    Jello: *yes*

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enough to be insectivore rather than take iron tablets or eat earthy greens like cabbage then realise I’m vegetarian! - Lisa Simpson.

  • @beaksters
    @beaksters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Lamp wins in our hearts because he introduced the crickets.

  • @megziemegzie
    @megziemegzie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Dude this should be a Jackbox game

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Set up your yurt on your new private island, plug your plug-n-play American Idol game into your Monopoly: REDEMTPION game, and chow down on a snack of crickets and Honeycomb cereal, sipping wine from your lanyard (on the rocks, of course, with your novelty skull shaped ice cube, of course). Living the absolute life.

  • @KittyLitterYT
    @KittyLitterYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Contract killer
    "We're in Monopoly money now?"
    "*redemption*"
    It's not redemption. It's what he wants redemtion for.

    • @KittyLitterYT
      @KittyLitterYT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      past-me, please tell me what this means

  • @GenkiGanbare
    @GenkiGanbare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Chaos Stitcher Dolores
    Drops: Cursed Runeblade, Occult Sewing Needle, 30,000 souls, makes over 100 swords available for purchase from Patsy of Milwaukee

    • @ConnorTheUndying
      @ConnorTheUndying 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good luck beating her. She's a superboss with seventy health bars.

    • @stevenmichel7270
      @stevenmichel7270 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ConnorTheUndying she also regenerates one bar every time you dodgeroll

  • @spaced_out_cadet
    @spaced_out_cadet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    After watching Epithet Erased, whenever Will speaks I can only hear Ramsey being his appraiser self and having fun on weekends.

  • @thatoneguy9582
    @thatoneguy9582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    live chat during Monopoly REDEMPTION:
    “one get out of jail free card”
    “red dead monopoly”
    “i have chronic pain in my neck”
    “priceless”
    “you can have my first born easily”

  • @emilyh7971
    @emilyh7971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how the Santa ornament just got no introduction, it's just "thIS IS BEDTIME SANTA MERMAN" I cannot stop laughing everytime I watch this video XD

    • @jacobwheeler1348
      @jacobwheeler1348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely my favorite part in the video.

  • @tjackknife6590
    @tjackknife6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    No matter how many times I watch this, the line "This is Bedtime Santa Merman" will always throw me for a loop!

  • @Georgia307
    @Georgia307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I remember seeing Fushigi TV commercials as a kid. 😂

    • @onlineotaku9166
      @onlineotaku9166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Buy this magic ball now!"

    • @dbear7717
      @dbear7717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @madisonlecong6083
      @madisonlecong6083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I remember that. Always wondered how they worked though.

    • @mp-lily7908
      @mp-lily7908 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, I grew up watching Nickelodeon and The Hub, and they both ran a lotta ads for that and similar products.

  • @rowatever7295
    @rowatever7295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    this legit feels like it could be a jackbox game? the video visuals reminded me of their ui for some reason

    • @EmileeAria413
      @EmileeAria413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was likely purposeful. Couldn't say for sure though.

  • @boss5718
    @boss5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    That woman is the single most badass person I have heard of.

    • @coleneumann5076
      @coleneumann5076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She got the real life eyelander

  • @Shayan-xf3wp
    @Shayan-xf3wp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Savvy:
    (is presented with the Vulva original scent)
    (in a weak, trembling voice):
    Jello it's 1 AM, you can't DO this to me!
    Thaaaaat's what she said

    • @andrewphilipp
      @andrewphilipp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hate you

    • @primordialchaos6371
      @primordialchaos6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love you
      Call me

    • @ItsAlwaysOct
      @ItsAlwaysOct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@primordialchaos6371 flurt

    • @primordialchaos6371
      @primordialchaos6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ItsAlwaysOct you know it

    • @ItsAlwaysOct
      @ItsAlwaysOct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@primordialchaos6371 lmfao, I wish I had half your confidence, random goblin

  • @larhyperhair
    @larhyperhair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Ah, I love living in my yurt with my cursed sword, demonic cat figurine, poo necklace and plague crickets.

  • @aacmbirdzilla2343
    @aacmbirdzilla2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Imagine your in a party, someone looks at your necklace, says it looks beautiful and asks what kind of rocks are those, would you dare to say what are they made from!?

    • @GrimmShane
      @GrimmShane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes. When they inevitably step back, it's better to smile. As they'll see your eyes turning into a cursed void of absolute chaos.

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then when they get close to inspect it they get a big whiff of your vagina perfume

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Turn and sensually whisper “nine doo doo nugget moose poop *weird* “

  • @_harpollo_
    @_harpollo_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    i just checked out the nike dunk sb low yellow lobster, it is now $20,000

    • @gillianfleischer5620
      @gillianfleischer5620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ariana Zeeman who in the right mind would buy that

    • @stormrunner1177
      @stormrunner1177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Spongebob probably would... ya know, to get his skin back

    • @haydensizemore6069
      @haydensizemore6069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's 30,000 now

    • @Ex0rknight
      @Ex0rknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have checked, now it’s 60k

    • @user-wl4ex5fd6j
      @user-wl4ex5fd6j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I found a shoe that cost $20,000,000 DOLLARS PLUS 2.2 MILLION DOLLAR TAX AND 13.95 SHIPPING HOLY FUCKING HELL THE SHOE IS CALLED NIKE DUNK HIGH WU TANG ITS FROM 1999 JESUS CHRIST

  • @noelromerez2034
    @noelromerez2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Haha Will sounds a lot like Ramsey....
    *looks at credits of Epithet Erased*
    ... *OH*

    • @floofusdoofus
      @floofusdoofus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It's gonna be impossible now for me to not imagine Ramsey showing these objects off. But trying to sell a hot cheeto that looks like gandalf is something I can imagine Ramsey doing.

  • @SwaggerSonic
    @SwaggerSonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Now that we’re all in quarantine, it’s the perfect excuse to make another one of these videos *JELLO*

  • @michaelfrueh1514
    @michaelfrueh1514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Dude, pleeeeease do more of these videos. This is honestly one of my favorite videos on TH-cam right now, it’s so funny and random and clever and I just love it to bits, please do more of this stuff man it’s amazing!!