[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 8 Destruction
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ค. 2015
- Joel takes on Windows 8. Toolbars, lying fake software, scammers and mp3 to midis. Lets take a ride into the world of computers and suffer.
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According to Wikipedia, the reason a town in Michigan is called "Hell" is because when its first settler, George Reeves, was asked what he thought the town should be called, he replied "I don't care. You can name it Hell for all I care." The name became official on October 13, 1841.
what the Hell, MI
I don't know what's weirder, Hell, Michigan, or Eighty-Eight, Kentucky.
Truth or Consequences
@@veliki_dlek The home of Cactus Jack
Wow I should go there
"So tell me something about your daughter."
LOL I DIED AT THAT PART xDD
like wtf lmao
*Kill Bill music plays*
red flags 2high
TRIGGERED
Thinking about John Cena looking super sad with butterflies on his head is an awesome image
As if he was lose to JBL in SmackDown.
@@edwinrodriguez4308 wat
When he realizes everyone can see him now
Lao gan ma
Lao gan ma
It's been 6 years and I'm still laughing at " 'Enter location'? HELL. Uh... I- I guess Michigan will do."
Ironically, the Wikipedia image for Hell is a sign for a weather station.
@@TubbyFatfrick yes.
"Weather data is not available for HELL" was just the cherry on top.
I'm the 420th like
They did say the devil went DOWN to Georgia. Not up to.
"I can understand a cute kitty but, I can't understand *A N G R Y P U S S Y*
Mad coochie
"P O O S S Y"
Denk Boi
*ENRAGED VAGINA*
Acho-Oil Hentai Is Not Allowed In Vinesauce The Communist 7.
*poossy
Please come back, Expand Dong
lol
oh crap
Fuck
FUCK NO
OMG I REMEMBER THAT XD
joel: "where's felix though, is felix dead?"
felix: "нет"
I get it XD
I tried to get one of my friends to Google that once but safe search was on.
@@whaccoon I’m so confused. Google what?
@Gold Source ooh! Thanks
@Gold Source Can you send the link
I want Joel to call scammers more often
He done small prank calls to business
"I can't understand angry poosy."
Hey, Wanna be cool, Get Bonzibuddy now!!! bonze.link
PS I'm sorry
bonze.link is the website, previous comment had a typo
Kalumrai *When your the one person who calls that out* Thanks for that bud
CDAGaming What? You literally make no sense.
Toriel The Dreamer tori no ;-;
Hi! We'll fix your computer.
so tell us something about your daughter..
Echotic They are making a deal, they fix your computer, while you give them information about your daughter. What a deal!
Yay D.va
Oh Indians
Seems legit
*goes on rant about cat*
he is probably just looking at his friend like "hihihi im trolling a woman"
4:10 I just noticed for the first time there's a comment saying ''My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking the piano" which perfectly describes what's going on lol
five_second_foreshadowing.lel
when he said "we live in 2015" I felt old and I'm not even 20
When i heard that attack helicopter joke i felt fuckin whiplash
@@zippy9752 Man I was at an IT course like a couple years ago and this guy about my age at the time (so early 20s) made the attack helicopter sexuality joke and I shit you not people were actually laughing and he looked so proud of himself - thought I'd stepped through a time portal to the dumb dimension or something. How did Server Security veer off onto the topic of sexual identity anyway? Can't even remember and I think that's on purpose.
if that and the attack helicopter joke werent in the video I would've believed this only happened last year. same goes with the vista one
Same
I can tell it's 2015 with the stupid attack helicopter joke. Thank god it's been six years and those jokes have gone out of fashion, right?
I-I'm Steve Jobs.
I am Steve Jobs?
I am Steve Jobs.
"You think *I'm* the scammer here? Sir, I think you're having an existential crisis."
@@misterbubbles6389 hE HUNG UP ON ME
No surprise that he sounded like an indian.
@@CODA96 Hol' Up
youre assuming every scammer is indian? No dignity.
@@sansidotti
No, i dont just assume that, that would be racist.
I also assume they are street-shitters.
"MY SON"
"Tell me about your daughter"
1k
Holy shit...
The background at 7:49 looks like a zoom call between bros but cena just dropped his hot pocket and hasn't fully processed it yet and the cat is horrified at this great loss
"Angry POOSEY" and "Sad Cena" are two of the funniest Joel moments ever.
"Tell us something about your daughter"
Bweee bwooo bweee bwooo bweee
WEE WOO WEE WOO
ThatBlackNorwegian well she's... Wait why are you asking me that
open vagen
*Slowly, you realized the sounds of siren were clearly heard somewhere at the same time when the customer went quiet. You put the communicator down to the table after you told the customer to wait, and you took a peek out from the window to see police cars coming to get yo' ass.*
"I built him a shed." gets me everytime.
ABDJSHFCCJFFDGJFDDHKKKJHGGRSHKLOOKK
Frankie Jules are you okay dude?
SeeVee746 no
Frankie Jules
I blame it on bonzi buddy.
@lila mansilla most likely
"You can convert shit into midi?"
"Vaporwave is just this thing where you slow down old irrelevant songs"
"I identify as an attack helicopter cis scum"
This video is so horrifically 2015 jesus christ lmfao
Yes. It's a treasure.
2015 internet culture was somethin' else. Scary times...
Raised an eyebrow at the attack helicopter joke but then remembered, wow yeah, 2015
its like a time capsule, a prefectly preserved specimen
@@FernandoBenitez-ht7uq Shut up
My lil bro: *uses computer for one hour
The computer:
> free minecraft download
> free robux hack no virus 2020
>minecraft mod for girlfriends not fake 2020 free original
>Gin and juice.exe
@@proisyou5078 there are some mods that are like that that are not a virus one of them is it's got a whole bunch of things it's got two new dimensions a bunch of new Mobs new or it's for 1.7.10 and it plays real well with other mods except for more it doesn't like to play well with that one but it still will
My teacher emails my mom in Comic Sans.
he needs to get fired.
JUST FOR USING A DIFFERENT FONT
take a joke
mineash vieck A common rule for me is that it's acceptable for parents and teachers to use it.
mineash vieck My algebra teacher types her tests in Comic Sans and it drives me mad
The screen in the end says that the computer has been blocked for illegal porn and that he has to pay 500 rubles to unlock it.
You speak or you understand russian?
Govorit pa ruski? Ah ebat kak dila moy pidar brat
So ransomware then
Thanks for the translation
Its a ransomware, that wants you to pay 500 rubles for downloading illegal pedo porn, gay porn and child porn.
9:15
Legendary phrase alongside with the kill bill siren makes this even more golden
Joel: *Talks about his son*
Support: "Tell me something about your daughter."
Those shitty antivirus programs remind me of an epic story I heard where someone downloaded one of them and during the scan, the program recognized itself as a virus and deleted itself mid scan.
Dec '21 Edit: I'm getting more notifications again and I'm just as surprised as you guys are to see what started off as a r/thathappened story from tumblr four years ago became a full-blown Joel moment. I had the uploaded stream going in the background and I thought I was hearing things when he said it disappeared. Absolute madness and I'm here for it.
That's awesome! XD
Here's a followup story that I heard in the same discussion from someone else.
The person was saying how they had a shitty antivirus, and they downloaded another shitty antivirus to scan the other one (not knowing any better). During both scans, their computer froze for like a good month. When they went to boot the computer back up later, both of the programs were gone. So both programs recognized one another as being a virus and killed each other in some Hunger Games brawl.
Now that's beautiful.
An epic battle between viruses...
SirChubbyBunny lmao
SirChubbyBunny lmaoo 😂
I saw the video title and came simply, quickly, and efficiently.
Ah and I came to early..... Shit
Justin Bowman Same...same
Thomas Wilson Oh my god XD
So did I
Justin Bowman It is all over me because of this.
hearing joel talk about nightcore and vaporwave as a new recent thing feels funny
@Lenomon so true
the fact that Joel predicted every tiktok audio ever
That optimizer guy sounded more like Kermit than Joel did
Indian Kermit
@@sludge-factory got em
Ikr
oh my goof
Yeah
"I am T H I S H I G H in debt!"
How high?
Robbie Rotten: *THIS* high!
R.I.P.
F
Holy shit Tim I though already dead
Splat Tim *THEY’RE GONNA SAW OFF MY FINGERS!!!!*
869 likes lmao
When he said "HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE? NYAAAAAAAAAAAÀ"
*I felt that*
I know barely any Russian, but I know just enough to get the gist of the Russian ransomware at 11:35. It's saying that your computer's been locked for viewing illegal videos and that you need to pay a fine of 500 rubles to a Beeline address _(the weird string of numbers)_ to get a code to unlock your computer. After that, it says to remove all videos containing elements of violence and pedophilia afterwards.
_(500 rubles might seem like a lot of money, but at current exchange rates, one ruble is about equal to one cent. This guy's holding your data hostage for five dollars lmao)_
no one will dare hold my john cena midis and mediadrugs for 5 dollars!!!
Honestly the fact that it was probably more at the time of the stream is interesting
@@Commrade-DOGE Yeah, I checked some historic exchange rates and 500 rubles would have been worth about $8.80 when this was first streamed. Still cheap as hell tho
"i can understand cute kittens,but i cant understand angry pussy'' ~Vargskelethor Joel 2017
2015
angry poosc
"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" - Vinesauce Joel, 2015
Triggered
Too edgy
every joke on this comment thread has been used 200 times please think of something better
Fam xOraham alright
***** 10/10.
(Kids crowd around Joel)
Kids: Say the line Joel
Joel: 7:41
(Everyone goes crazy)
10:37
Joel after the meme first became a thing
Do the roar
The líne? Theyre dangerously cheesy..
I fucking love the moment at 4:51, just the picture of sad John Cena being consoled by two butterflies perched on his face, as SATAN HAMMERS AWAY ON THE PIANO
"HELL.
...I guess, Michigan?"
It's a real place. No joke.
I once drove through Michigan the roads were bumpy as hell
Hell, Michigan actually freezes over like every winter lmao #PureMichigan
I think they knew it would freeze so they named it Hell
Devon I love how he picked Michigan over Illinois
"You take an anime girl
You speed it up
You got night core"-Joel
Holy fucking shit,you like SCP Containment Breach?!?!
but the real question is
Is he wrong? Didn't think so.
pretty sure the reason the scammer said "tell me about your daughter" was to get to know him more and trying to get him on his good side, y'know so the scammee might start to trust him.
it was definitely because he realized joel was fucking with him and was trying to get him back. it was an innuendo. as someone who's fucked with scammers before they will definitely get defensive and try to insult you if they realize you're prank calling
he sounded dead inside as hell lmao
I can't believe this is what got me into watching Joel. *No regrets.*
I legitimately live 5 minutes away from Hell, Michigan
Why do I have to live in a state with a city legitly called "Hell"?
Matrix its essentially a meme, you can even pay to be "mayor" of hell for a day which is funny or get married in hell
Go to hell
I live next to hell
how's the weather?
It should be illegal to type the word professional in comic sans
Aero756 BUT ONLY *TRUE* PROS WRITE IN COMIC SANS.
i'm gonna type it with my eyes closed
professional ;)
SkyVenomZero
It's unprofessional, and overall just looks ugly.
*_PROFESSIONAL_*
Ill type it with my eyes closed.
Proffeduonw wivt conuc sanw
I love when Joel unintentionally sounds like Strong Bad.
Yeah
That Limp Bizkit Nightcore is too real
When the John Cena piano theme started playing I fucking died I can't stop laughing man
I want that as a ringtone
I actually had an asthma attack watching this AND I DONT HAVE ASTHMA
I love how Joel didn't even read the review that says "My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking a piano" lol
succ is dead
TD RollinsR no succ
"you need not to call someone who is a scammer and who is a not" - PC Optimizer Professional
damn he was early with that
I think I'll call grand dad support. I hear the Fred guy there is amazing.
Man
3:10 "we live in 2015 and it's starting to show" is a line that has only gotten better with time
3:45 John cena when people can now see him
*A N G E R Y P O O S E Y*
Lol 0:59
Imaging you had a child and this is how you get your laptop back.
Imagine*
bruh
I completely bricked one of my parent's pcs at some point in time
Very possible
i bricked my moms Nokia when i was 7
I got into emulation when I was 13 and I had no clue where to download safe roms so I just went to random websites and went to town
5:28
SPINNING *SPAGHETTI*
0:21 it was from that moment on, I started following Joel's adventures in toolbars
👖 T H E R E ' S A T O N O F C O C K S 👖
So many cocks! Too many cocks! Stooooop!!!!!
That is surely a beautiful duwang
"Can you see me? I can't see you."
*-Sad Cena, 2015*
:(
-John Cena, whenever
*I’m legally blind.*
7:40
Two words to send anyone into cardiac arrest
6:16 been watching his older videos for a while cause of how good they be and this is the first time i've ever genuinely shivered in a while
John Cena heard that midi of his theme and lost all hope in humanity. That's why he looks so sad on the desktop wallpaper.
+Gabe Newell GABEN
+Copeland Pennington sad cena
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+aftab ansari FOKIN NOOB
STOP PLAYING THOSE GAY ASS RIPOFFS OF MINECRAFT
+Copeland Pennington
4:01 SadCena.mid
EEET’S WEERKIIIING
EEEET’S WEEEERRKKIIIIIIING
*Jake Lloyd screaming*
More Like Garfly Face.
Don’t forget to promotion us.
*B B B BrEAd*
the john cena midi actually hyped me up, the start was kinda fire but then it sounded like someone smashed the piano 🧍🏻♀️
3:11 "We live in 2015"
I wish it was 2015 good times
I listen to EXE files
+PP7628 hulk hogan.mp3.EXE
i create .exe midis
music.exe.mp3
***** get some drugs hit to the pc with it and smash your keyboard done
Jason Huang Hopes And Dreams Midi In a Nutshell
You should download more RAM to your computer.
GENIUS!
that is deflenetly possible.
dedotated wam
Tiztu that was sarcasum but most likely its a scam.
*deditated wam
8 years later and I still keep coming back to this video
Sad Cena midi butterfly was genuinely one of the defining moments of my life
"All nightcore is- is that you take an anime girl and speed it up and you get nightcore!"
I love Joel.
He describes things perfectly.
+ender_scythe simply.
quickly.
efficienly.
NYAAAA
KAWAII DESU NYAAAAAAAAAAA
but it's the sad truth
The scammer sounds like bonzi buddy
Imagine Bonzi Buddy saying "Tell me something about your daughter"
SENTRY-SAN I thought so too!
its indian
I always love watching the wallpapers change with no mention of changing them
"We live in 2015 and it's starting to show"
Oh Joel, if only you knew
"You take an anime girl and speed it up and ya got Nightcore"
TWO LITTLE MISS ANIME
It's literally edgy weeb Chipmunk music.
you sir, you speak the truth. nightcore isn't a genre of music anyway.
@@omicromn2212 Nightcore is actually a real genre, just not correctly described by Joel.
it is not a genre.
all your doing is just, grabbing the .mp3 file of the song and speeding it up. *THAT IS THE DESCRIPTION OF IT*
if anything it's a way to sneak by copyright.
"Would you like to run or delete jin and juice.exe" fucking killed me.
You gotta add emphasis to it man. "Would you like to run or delete gin and juice, _.exe_." Or something.
Virtual Cancer Fuckinell
XD
run. run for your life bitch.
lmao is your profile picture from the youtube game with apl
4:10 omega flowey battle intensifies
3:54. Check the comments. "My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking a piano."
4:02 ‘I only listen to real music’
Ryaquaza 1 q
“I only listen to high-quality video game rips.”
Michael Potter same
4:18
Ryaquaza 1 so your name is rayquaza...but your picture is giritina
My school actually uses that cat as it's desktop
Oh
REALLY
*_Angery Pussy Noises can be heard in the background._*
Angry Pussy University
Jackknall I didn’t know you watch Joel
@@TheBMEGuy lmao
Watching older Vinesauce content is interesting. Because Joel's voice has changed a lot, but Vinny's has remained extremely consistent.
11:03 Joel becomes the scout from tf2
Joel, I challenge you to destroy a chromebook
malek shut up I’m not Joel but I’ll try
easy, try to run anything on it
...profile picture source pls?
Easy, I've already done it.
In terms of software *and* physically
Try to run bonzi buddy on it
Wait that destroys anything
7:41
The Return of G R A Y A N D D A Y A D.
Michael Potter 500+ likes and only 1 single comment
the ransom in the end is 500 russian roubles, which is like $6 lol
tbh people are probably more annoyed at the inconvenience and pay anyways since it’s a low amount lmfao
@@mynameisambertoo7379 thinking of them too highly if you think paying would actually do anything
Guy talking about his son: I sleep
Realising he might have a daughter: R E A L S H I T
*god has entered the server*
*Joel has entered the server*
*god has abandoned humankind*
how can god enter server 2 times
@@matikkkii3482 he entered, he left
@@spanghzcom6602 r/woooosh
@@spanghzcom6602 r/woooosh
*john cena has entered the server*
*Joel has left the server*
0:35 I actually live in michigan, and from personal experience, I agree, when you've been outside and the weather fluctuates ever 5 minutes, it is indeed hell.
I actually live in Michigan too
Michigan's weather is evil
I live here and I love the cold!
It is indeed that bad
I always visit my cousins there it’s literal hell
Hell, Michigan, United States.
Weather: *FIRE*
the limp bizkit nightcore went hard ngl
"Comic sans"
He haunted you even before the game came out
Dunked on from the future.
Bazooka Yoshi exactly
I love Sans. He's just so chill that people should learn from him.... I kinda adapted his way to live.. "kinda"...
+theTrophyMachine - league of legends yup, after I played undertale I got so relaxed and I started telling a ton of jokes xD
+Freja The Snivy I was a bad comedian before it was cool :3 and by the way, do you play team fortress 2? if ye do, Add me, My steam name is *Roxely **#RoadToAustralium*
Can't wait for the Windows 10 destruction.
Can Ubuntu be destroyed like that?
Of course. Doesn't Linux let you do whatever you want with any file?
Matthew Gomez No no, I was asking if Joel could do this with Ubuntu, if he did it with Mac too he could get an Ubuntu OS to virtually run and destroy.
DBlackjack21 he can probably find a lot of funky junk in the application center
DBlackjack21 Windows 10 has already been destroyed. Just wait for the full release.
DBlackjack21 no linux has no viruses but yes the files can be erased but not easily
Can we just take a moment to enjoy the fact that Joel’s username is Vinesausages
Just did. Never noticed until today.
2015 was 7 years ago jeez ಠ_ಠ
The math is not mathing rn
@@anchoviesonnachos7074 I was never good at meth
Enter location? Hell!
*Hell, Michigan, United States*
Uh... I-I guess, Michigan.
*laughing hysterically*
Michigan is the only plays you can from hell to paradise within an hour
you can get there from "Hell Gate, Florida"
Yes we have hell the city and a hell winter
As a person who lives in Hell, it really earned it's name.
Hell, Norway. It's an actual place ;)
5:01 "oh son, what you've been doing on the computer?"
"idk dad, I've been downloading MIDI files!"
"what's a MIDI file?"
*"I'LL SHOW YOU!"*
gets me every goddamn time
*[DEMONIC PIANO INTENSIFIES]*
Marigold I died laughing
Me too!!!
Marigold 1K LIKES CONGRATS
*[Piano from fucking Hell]*
I've been to Hell, MI before. The reason why there's no weather data available is because it's a town that consists of two restaurants, a gift shop, and a mini golf course. That's literally it.
that doesn't sound like hell
Bruh this feels like yesterday when I watched this stream, 2015 was something else.
You have got to destroy Windows Vista!!!
Drop a like if he should destroy Windows Vista
Vista is too shitty to be destroyed. After only one toolbar download, the entire system will die.
If he tries to destroy it he would probably make it better lmao there's no way to make it worse
Mayuri Sama Still better than Windows 8.
Just another TH-cam channel Oh look, nostalgia blinded people!
When he compared Vaporwave to Nightcore i had to rethink my life
They're both effortless shit if done the way most people do it.
@Yol Riin Lask I'm sure people who have their songs stolen only for the stolen version to get more view despite taking two minutes to make are very happy
@@KrisStay really the only upside is that it pleases the hackers that'd like a sped up version without the pitches going wack, but it is pretty effortless
@@KrisStay Vaporwave can be done great, nightcore is legit only sped up
@@zoezoeflex
If it's done like how death dynamic shroud.wmv do it, then yeah vaporwave can be great.
Damn the helicopter shit did not age well
im a transgirl nd i forgive it only bcs its joel vinesauce
@@felisnyaI think you should feel bad about who you are 👍🏻
@@edsmemefactory ok buddy 😭😭
@@edsmemefactory what do you gain dude how fucking sad and lonely do you have to be that scrolling through a comment section searching for people to fuck with is what you do to feel good
i watched this video back in my sophomore year of hs and i legitimately busted a school computer using the mp3 to midi thing
fun times.
Lol
"But not Angry Pussy"
-Joel 2015
"What's a MIDI file?"
"I'LL SHOW YOU!"
*existential crisis John Cena zoom in*
4:25 felix did you mess with the piano? 😂
But little did Joel know, that wasn't Nightcore... *that was 100gecs*