Finding an EPIC Gamer Boyfriend (Compilation)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ค. 2020
- Life dropped me an EPIC gamer boyfriend.
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![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e2qY8JtjJag/mqdefault.jpg)
It’s funny Bc when he was in college, Phoenix Wright’s gf called him “Feenie”, which, hypothetically, could be how you pronounce “Pheoni”
I really don't want Phoenix's girlfriend to be a custom character named cheesy from a shitty DS game but I guess that's how things must be
@@doozy5184 better than a serial killer lol
Suddenly this got a lot more dark
Dahlia "Cheesy" Hawthorne
Plot twist: Salty is just practicing his moves so he can go out with Pastey.
yes
@@ifaniscool *_y e s_*
-`quamai_the_doodler ́- *Y E S*
@@ifaniscool *_Y E S_*
No
Therapist: Female Salty isn’t real. She can’t make you question your sexuality.
Female Salty:
Well yeah it's female
I can already imagine all of the Rule 34
@@windelingswindle6452 im not complaning 👀
@@windelingswindle6452 oh no ohh no salty didnt think this through.
CallMeFeliks lol
me neither
Salty's videos are becoming more and more homoerotic
Your profile picture makes this comment 10x better.
😳
Hmm
Interesting...
I get le joke
When Pheoni said "Shut your eyes and tell me what you see" I was fully expecting to go:
"I see nothing."
"That's my world without you bro."
SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT YES IM NOT CRAZY
I shut my eyes and all I saw was Sans Undertale default dancing while calling me a mistake
Bro...
SAME
@@lemonsmug relatable
Man, Turnabout Boyfriend was a weird case
Third case syndrome strikes again 🙄🤚
Female Salty: * exists *
R34 artists: *So, you have chosen death.*
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
That
I see them coming
Pretty much
Brb gonna check how many results are in
The fact that salty doesn’t know Feenie is canonically one of Pheonix Wright’s nicknames proves that he’s a fake fan!
What a poser, I bet he doesn't even know about that case with the dolphin
@@Shift_Salt IT WAS AN ORCA
@@sunflowerscout Excuse you, SHE was an orca
Ok but only real ones with real-ly small brain sees the fan cases
So guys we did it, we found Salty a gamer boyfriend.
So guys we did it, a quarter of a million boyfriends for salty.
The fact that we reached this number, in such a short amount of time is just, phenomenal.
"Is my boyfriend gonna SMOKE!?"
*"ye"*
Good thing he played the smoking game before this
The “objections” and “take that” were golden
2:25 makes me unreasonably freaked out because there’s a guidance counselor at our school named mr.king who looks and dresses exactly like that and always says “no pain no gain” ALL THE TIME to the point where it’s a meme at our school. So I feel like my guidance counselor just astral projected himself into this game, told you his quote, and then finished astral projecting which is why he disappeared.
if thats true then thats amazing
He came up, said his line and disappeared.
His soul is trapped in the game
Something about ds games targeted towards preteen girls is so cursed. My mom got a bundle of cheap ds games for me when i was younger and one of the games was called princess debut. Had nightmares about that anthro bunny.
*beautiful, amazing dreams
you ever play lovely lisa?
Princess debut was my favourite because you could bang the bunny
Omg I loved that stupid game. It was ridiculous. It was a great time waster!
@@HinaryLuna00 I'm sold, where can I find it?
Not the Ace Attorney spin-off i wanted but i'll take it
Can't believe they brought Dahlia back too
I will take a Ace Attorney dating sim any day.
Carp they really went off the rails with her character arc
@@ihvojd Well tbf they nearly make Ace Attorney Investigations an AA dating sim cause they see how much people like Edgeworth iirc.
i was just going to say that GOD DARNIT
Salty: I need to play some more romantic music *plays Two Trucks*
Me: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
That's my thoughts
Lemon demon fans in the chat
yessss
Yeah It fits though
he just casually played my favorite song in the middle of a video
THERE I AM, GARY, THERE I AM! 12:10
Holy shit.
the chosen one
what a fucking legend
Damn this was recorded a while ago
The prophecy has spoken
when cheesy starting crying i just about lost my shit
You can taste the fear in her wimpers
She’s being held at gunpoint.
Therapist: Spicydkdanielle doesn't exist, she can't hurt you.
Spicydkdanielle:
Ooooooh!!
Rule 34: Yes ... the power
I literally thought of that name
Nonononono
Good ol’ Spicette “Diana-Kelly” Danielle
Man, Yandere Simulator's looking great!
this game is yandere simulator what you talking about?
@@AbdAbdAbdAbd Let me put this in words you can understand:
BMFAFETTYFETTYBMBM DON- DON'T STOP
BMFETTYBM DON'T BMFWHA BMBMFHWAFETTYFETTYBMBM DO DON'T STOP BMFETTYBM DON'T BM PFT
Ya’ll gone (pft) make me act a fool, (pft) up in here, (pft) up in here! (pft)Ya’ll gone (pft) make me loose my (pft) cool, up in here, (pft) up in here! (pft)
Ya’ll gone make (pft) me bust a (pft) smack, up in here, (pft) up in here! (pft)Ya’ll gone make (pft) my fingers snap, (pft) up in here, (pft) up in here! (pft)
it got finished way sooner than i expected it to
@@hubwubsushigames1774 Why should I battle a crusty old man when you can't even defeat a little weak Peter Pan?
@@themanbehindthebruhmoment502Ya lucky this is (pft) only a beatbox (pft) battle
Cause in a real battle (pft) I make ya feel rattled
Pheoni looks like a bootleg Kingdom Hearts character
Kingdom Hearts: 352/ 1 Boyfriend
Uses a sword size lowes house key as a sword
Now I'm just thinking about Phoenix Wright in Kingdom Hearts
@@WolfRider2002 i wonder how big his "keyblade" is
@Loxy 707
and i DON't
The Rumor Come Out: Does Saltydkdan Is Gay?
I _have_ to know.
I _does is_ have to know.
He is does gay for pastey
I need to know
Nice reference
I don't know, *Does He?*
“No credits”, he exclaims, as if anybody in their right mind would want to take credit for having a hand in this
I'm convinced a psychopath made this game, and that the women crying was someone he had locked in his basement.
But hey, that's just a theory! A GAM-
-E THEORY
It's just a theory but if it's true then this game is more fucked up than I thought
A Gamer Theory
I'm convinced that Soupe was shot by Salty as he was commenting
@@tacobanana6538 it's true I'm dead
Two trucks playing hit me so hard my entire being evaporated
SAME
GAJGHHJGSH ME TOO
"i think you're ACE!" janina's NOT asexual, she literally wants pheoni to explore her secret cove
I think you misinterpreted the phrase, Jake was just inviting Janina to a nice seaside game of poker.
Plot twist: You don't get to see the credits because it reveals that Pheoni was a serial killer who immediately killed Cheesey and buried her body with his other victims after the final cutscene. Janina was the real good guy since she was one of his victims who escaped. She was trying to prevent Pheoni from taking another person's life.
Little did we know she was sabotaging the surf contest so that Pheoni would show his true colours by having a break down allowing Janina to expose his crimes.
JESUS WHAT
THE PHOENIX WRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING WHEN WE TALK TO PHOENI FOR THE FIRST TIME KILLED ME I AM CACKLING
i know comparing weird/unnatural dialogue etc. to aliens is really obvious and overdone, but it seriously feels like the main character (and possibly vanessa and janina as well) is some kind of transcedental, immortal alien who's just been transferred into a human body. not only does it explain the weird dialogue, it why needing to eat has to be explained to her and why she takes so long to eat that apple, she isn't used to it. it's why she starts crying hysterically after not winning the dance minigame, she's unaccustomed to the human experience and emotions
That would be so funny actually
Salty comes out: the stream
Tbh tho he’s always out
hey, at least he has a chance with pastey now
Not relevant to the comment but that boi in your profile picture is precious
This deserves a remaster on the switch
"ok i guess we gotta wear the bikini"
Who's gonna draw Salty in bikini. Who
higurashi ME
@@Craze_1209 with that pfp, I partially believe you.
Male or female Salty?
make it a male salty. you must for the meme
i can
I think this game is cursed it’s already a plot to a creepypasta
Dancing while crying
Salty goes on a quest to find some thirsty gamer boys
Ewww you like E;R
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 subscriptions do not equal endorsements
@@battlekirby You sure?
Obi wan, the funny green man didn’t give me a boyfriend
You need to do a funny dance and make him laugh before he'll help you.
14:45
Salty plays two trucks and I've never been so happy
Same
Does this mean salty canonically listens to Lemon Demon?
@@Fritz1105 i sure hope it does
Salty, your thumbnail is making me question my fragile heterosexuality.
good.
Yeah, Pheoni is way too hot.
That was the most misogynistic dungeon in runescape I’ve ever seen.
Saltyworth was always my favorite Ace Attorney character.
Now the real question is why isn't Pheoni smoking
When are we gonna get a vinesauce vinny and salty
Collab
Speen!
Would be cool with that, 2 of my favorite TH-camr/streamers collabing would be glorious
I second this.
supermega get in on it too
14:44 everytime i hear neil anywhere i have a visceral reaction. this was no exception
It makes me happy to hear Neil in places I don't expect.
yes
Theory: Salty is actually a gay yoda
the answer may surprise you...
Salty is a Gay Baby Yoda
does salty is gay yoda?
this is a masterpiece of a video, i laughed the entire way through
You're welcome for the game, Derek
You gave him this?
You owned this?
Where did the cover go?
I have a lot of questions.
You gave him a gift better than life
Don't tell Michelle
I'm sorry Mr.Obama, but I have to...
The likes are at 69.......... n i c e
the picture of female salty might spawn some unwanted things
very unwanted stuff.
@C01d R4m3n He got cancelled?
@C01d R4m3n trust me, theres some sick people out there.
*Yuck.*
@C01d R4m3n I know, I was joking too.
@@AbdAbdAbdAbd very very unwanted stuff.
Imagine the look the cashier gave salty as he buyed my boyfriend for the nintendo ds
He didn’t buyed it, someone sent it to him.
@@starlightfox8982 a gift, from a secret friend.
God, all the people memeing about salty’s gender swapped character just makes me remember that the same thing happened with Saberspark
Female Blank is being memed, we must hide in the shelter until the rapture wipes the slate clean!
Wait that stuff about saber doesn’t exist right?
The encounter of “no pain, no gain” has the same energy as “my final message”
so this is how you get a boyfriend/girlfriend... man I've been doing it so wrong
NO, EXCLUSIVELY BOYFRIEND.
If you want to learn how to get a girlfriend you need to buy the other game!
Im so glad Salty has finally found someone to make him happy. I never thought this day would come.
Who's your pfp of?
7:38 that audio is actually a girl the developer kidnapped
That's actually fucked up
What's fucked up about it is that You can sense the fear that is reeking in her voice
I love that Pheoni sounds like Komaeda
Either Salty was gay the entire time and I never once picked up on it or the TH-cam comments are lying.
The sonic chronicles music made my breathing laboured
"Just gonna do everyone a favour and add music"
*Adds Sonic Chronicles music*
The silence was better.
What’s wrong with Sonic Chronicles* music lol
When he said "IM CHEESY."
I felt that....
I'm so happy that Salty finally came out, this denial must've been hurting him inside
I see female salty and theres gonna be a lot of r34 art soon.
salty's twitter is gonna just become R34 female salty. damn it
Don’t google that
@@sebastianacostasanchez6171 my god is it a thing now??
Domicson g yes
@@domicson4587 I wonder how many R34 art is up right now on Rule34.
The fact that salty knows about neil cicierega gives me happiness as seemingly nobody else knows about him.
yes
cheesy after failing karaoke: why tf am i cryin in the club rn
Dual Destinies looks different from what i remember
This is actually the beta of Dual Destinies
7:36 actual footage of me crying in the club
The fact that salty is being more active than ever gives me hope for the world
this didn’t age amazingly lol
I wish I can date Phoenix Wright from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney HD Remastered for the PS4
I love the boyfriend surfer phoenix wright
he surfed before law college
also petition for salty to play Phoenix Wright on stream
When you’re in music class and you get a text message on your phone saying your parents died : 7:36
I honestly thought this would be Salty as a girl for a video...
When do we get SaltydkDanielle!?!
This isn't actually a ds game Salty just got trapped in Silent Hill but instead of being chased by monsters he streams dating sims with haunting sound design
"Which day does the moon fall on Termina?" That explains how we all felt.
That sudden cut to the title screen from the ending made me laugh so freaking hard. I couldn't breathe.
Female Salty isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
Female Salty:
....he?
Kyle Chouinard oh shit wait yeah
Actually I’m gonna keep it like that because it’s funnier
Female Salty comments aren't real, they don't fill the comment section.
*The Comment Section:*
Why does it feel like the dancing girl tried to say "please"
I'm terrified
Oh my god, salty is now the third you tuber I know who’s rule 63’d themselves along with Saberspark and Shuckmeister
My name is Phoenix. My friends call me “pheeny” as a nickname. Watching this was like several continuous punches in the gut from all directions.
How's law school going?
@@maccus5523 god awful. I’ve been lost on campus for 2 years now and every time I ask for directions they keep telling me to just go “Wright”. I think this is my purgatory.
"Let me put on some romantic music."
> Two Trucks plays
That made me laugh a little too much.
8:30 my man Pasquale with the DPPt poffin making music edit
YESSIRRRR
As a Bi person I can confirm this is how I flirt with guys.
Edit: I'm pan now but my point still stands.
Can’t get over how Salty really called a kiwi fruit a coconut
Doctor: Female Salty doesn't exist, she can't hurt you.
Female Salty:
Watching this live was probably the most painful thing, still surprised salty didn’t lose it
Salty will drudge through anything for no payoff
This is my favorite hentai text adventure
Ace Attorney 7 is looking good so far
Well phoenix'es girlfriend did call him feenie so close enough
This game was made by the same developers who made a crappy DS shovelware game about a pet resort. And I had it and played it as a kid. I'm screaming.
Damn, the original version of Danganronpa 2 was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy different
I just finished ace attorney and you upload this. Thank you.
I'm not suprised that this would be published by THQ
Godammit, all these games Salty plays have no endings.
7:36
when it's is a sad song but it an is also a bop groovy
That "off to save Christmas" song from Billy and Mandy has been stuck in my head for literal years?? Holy shit??
Salty just outed Jake as a Simp, I'm thouroughly invested in this plot now
Is it me or does anyone pronounce THQ as "THHHHHHHHIIIIICCCCCCC"
Nah, I pronounce it like Thiqua
it's just you
I believe it's pronounced Teh-Q
More like The Hellish Quakertown
theck
13:25 wow, this is just like turnabout memories
I really want to see someone repurpose the phoenix wright sprites to make an animation for this lol
missed opportunity to call him "Feenie"
8:18
Just leaving a timestamp for myself.
3:19 I only heard “your parents are still alive” and I though salty threatened this dude and I saw he is like 70 and I calmed down
14:45 LEMON DEMON AGAGVSVB OH MY GOD IM LIVING
is this what capcom meant when they were gonna release multiple major new titles? aa7 looks great