TF2 Domination Quotes

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  • This has probably been done already, but here's a compilation of everyone's domination lines in TF2. Except, of course, the medic and pyro's lines. Sorry, guys.
    Arrangement by me, h0m3st4r
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  • @harrygaskin6115
    @harrygaskin6115 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8500

    So here's a quick recap:
    Everyone calls Scout a virgin
    Everyone calls heavy fat
    Everyone calls demoman a drunken cyclops
    Everyone calls sniper a camper
    Everyone calls spy a coward
    Everyone calls medic worthless
    Everyone calls pyro a mutant
    Everyone calls soldier a moron
    And everyone calls engineer a egghead

    • @snake0253
      @snake0253 9 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      An*

    • @harrygaskin6115
      @harrygaskin6115 9 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Snake 025 thank you for correct me

    • @snake0253
      @snake0253 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Harry Gaskin No problem

    • @SealandCo
      @SealandCo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      I think Engineer deserved the Coward name, because everyone says he just hides behind his sentries.

    • @okey7281
      @okey7281 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      TheSealGuy and Co. One word: Ninjaneer

  • @Stefanonimo
    @Stefanonimo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    "Well, off to visit your mother!"

    • @glonk7374
      @glonk7374 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** that the soldier

    • @joselaraguiterrezperez1851
      @joselaraguiterrezperez1851 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sir cheezbuger that's the spy you lard armed simpleton

    • @daniloveljkovic8889
      @daniloveljkovic8889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Did I throw a wrench into your plans? Hahahahahaha! >:D

    • @kokichioma1901
      @kokichioma1901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Demoman: You're a back palking snake like you died like one

    • @zer4044
      @zer4044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dominated frechy

  • @RaithSienar
    @RaithSienar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6540

    Overwatch will ban you for being toxic.
    Meanwhile in TF2...

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +985

      Raith You don’t even have to open chat to insult people in tf2.
      *its beautiful.*

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

      Tf2 is a mann's game

    • @mariobros68
      @mariobros68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@yuricock My Little Pony

    • @dave-gn2cb
      @dave-gn2cb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@mariobros68 friendship

    • @cozmoanimations1606
      @cozmoanimations1606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Thats Why TF2 is Better than Overwatch

  • @Juutsu
    @Juutsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Scout: I hate doctors!
    Also scout: *M e Di c!1!1*

  • @Anonymous81111
    @Anonymous81111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2869

    Scout to Spy- "Hey, look - you shape shifted into a dead guy!"
    Spy to Scout- "Here lies scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin."
    Shots fired.

    • @cougine8810
      @cougine8810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      suomynonA 4:26

    • @cougine8810
      @cougine8810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      suomynonA 2:30

    • @ctons
      @ctons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NUllNAME ok

    • @ctons
      @ctons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NUllNAME ok

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually Scout is not a virgin
      Spy is wrong

  • @Bluedell89
    @Bluedell89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4456

    "Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin"
    "This is scout Rainbows make me cry!"

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Chasing the Magic Dragon Hey, look, ya shapeshifted into a dead guy!

    • @sussybakaballs
      @sussybakaballs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Well, off to visit your Mother!

    • @PretzlcoatlTheFirst
      @PretzlcoatlTheFirst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is that all you got, moron?

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You are all Dishonorably Discharged

    • @filipjozinovic8525
      @filipjozinovic8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You just got freakin dominated knucklehead all right lets do this

  • @KaveMan_
    @KaveMan_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4072

    Rest in Peace Rick May. Dominator of Hippies, Cupcakes, and Communists

    • @anthonywhite4656
      @anthonywhite4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Ohh solider who will replace you no one 😭

    • @lasagnatheory9108
      @lasagnatheory9108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Who is the hippy?

    • @askaboutmyprofilepic3758
      @askaboutmyprofilepic3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lasagnatheory9108 the soldier himself

    • @lasagnatheory9108
      @lasagnatheory9108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@askaboutmyprofilepic3758 thanks. What about your profile pic?

    • @kirbyinthereallife4980
      @kirbyinthereallife4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Communism sucks and Soldier helped the world by cleaning the world from communists. What a hero

  • @ryryhc
    @ryryhc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    What each class is being taunted for:
    Scout: size
    Soldier: failure in army, being to patriotic
    Pyro: mute and gender
    Demo: drunk, one eye, Scottish
    Heavy: weight, russian/communist
    Engineer: his gadgets and texas heritage
    Medic: not hurting people, med degree
    Sniper: camper and hygiene, Australian Heritage
    Spy: hiding and disguising, French heritage

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I remember dominating a heavy with my bonesaw

    • @damired
      @damired 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@yuricock what bonesaw did you use?

    • @yuricock
      @yuricock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Дамир SE stock bonesaw

    • @user-eh2mi2oh4h
      @user-eh2mi2oh4h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scout adds bald to Heavy

    • @sephyyyboi
      @sephyyyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's the hippie they keep talking about?

  • @F0X_H0UND
    @F0X_H0UND 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5320

    Engi sounds like a father giving advice to his children.

    • @queenofvermin
      @queenofvermin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      the best advice is given when absolutely destroying someone

    • @AFXffs772
      @AFXffs772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      This is what I say to all of my kids
      “I’m wolverine mean, son of a bitch”

    • @bungersinyourarea
      @bungersinyourarea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      " and Another thing, you're. ugly."
      Great advice

    • @LL-yd8zz
      @LL-yd8zz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Ah yes "IM GONNA BEAT YO ASS LIKE A MULE, BOY"

    • @OutlawedPoet
      @OutlawedPoet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      agreed, especially lines like "Drunk on the battle field ain't no way to be son" feels like he's giving legitimate advice lol

  • @LeafBug12
    @LeafBug12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    "Aww, there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!"
    Good ol demo

    • @blujy4514
      @blujy4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My favorite one

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love demoman’s quotes

    • @Tuskor130
      @Tuskor130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Personally my favorite Demo domination line will always be "I'll notify your next of kin... that ya SUCK!"

    • @greenmedic29
      @greenmedic29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Inf IQ

    • @medicgaming8218
      @medicgaming8218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      a drunk person in a nutshell

  • @Winged_Lollipops
    @Winged_Lollipops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Both Scout and Spy's lines are weirdly similar. They both share the same way of thinking when it comes to insults. He may not have raised him but they still share genes.

    • @drxtale9446
      @drxtale9446 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Family genes baby!

    • @yeetandyum3709
      @yeetandyum3709 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Like father like son

    • @veliwu081.
      @veliwu081. ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yeetandyum3709 lol

    • @theletterE.HDMI1
      @theletterE.HDMI1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Use the big earner with spy and the similarities continue

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Who knows What Cut Voicelines Still Out There?

  • @Grooby__
    @Grooby__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    11:22 "Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them". Badass...

    • @memorableman3709
      @memorableman3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “If god had wanted you to live HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME.”

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2676

    The Spy is just so damn cruel....

    • @Thelordofcrabs86
      @Thelordofcrabs86 9 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      ***** That's the soldier that's racist, not the spy.

    • @CoffeeGremlin83
      @CoffeeGremlin83 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      and funny

    • @fatzach09
      @fatzach09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Jude Pelaez spy's the best! i can see a video called "shit Spy says"

    • @kingjohn2011
      @kingjohn2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ***** Being rude to a country isn't racist, because nationality and race are different, fucktard.

    • @nessaroni913
      @nessaroni913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      +Uriah Apparatus. "Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"

  • @MazuMDS
    @MazuMDS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    "You're a looooooong way from France, boy"
    ~Engineer

    • @reaper5214
      @reaper5214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Who's from France?

    • @highwaymanF2
      @highwaymanF2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      +The swifter Spy

    • @peytonburrell6303
      @peytonburrell6303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +The swifter spy

    • @eddyfizio5349
      @eddyfizio5349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THAT'S THE BEST DOMINATION QUOTE IN THE WHOLE GAME

    • @thesenate8268
      @thesenate8268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Old Texas man roasts some French ass.

  • @lft3254
    @lft3254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    3:50 I dominated a medic as spy and the spy said this, my game was loud and when he screamed it scared the shit out of me

  • @maddestlad3868
    @maddestlad3868 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    2:07 always gets me. He sounds genuinely distraught that anyone would willingly live in a camper

  • @bbordeo973
    @bbordeo973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2426

    I love how 23% of Soldier's "Dominated - Sniper" speeches are him failing at pronouncing "Bilbo Baggings".

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      *Baggins
      The irony...

    • @bbordeo973
      @bbordeo973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Daniel Yowell Yeah...... dammit

    • @metalac7722
      @metalac7722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      commenting in a 5 yo comment original

    • @kai326
      @kai326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Give him a break, he has lead poisoning

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Who knows What Cut Voicelines Still Out There?

  • @faldezon
    @faldezon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins.
    You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins.
    You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins.
    You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins.
    You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins.
    You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons.
    ...This is -stupid- WAR, AND I LOVE IT!

    • @browntooth8621
      @browntooth8621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Reptillian
      Dominated, Dildo Saggins.

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MaddMann l All rockets and no brains, eh, mate?

    • @crackwizard666
      @crackwizard666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You just got dominated Dildo Titties

    • @hh5559
      @hh5559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You just got dominated Daldo Siggins

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Apparently there's 6 ways to spell Billboard Baggins...make that 7.

  • @ArsSolum_
    @ArsSolum_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Scout: Snarky Kid across the street.
    Soldier: Hateful with a hint of racism
    (R.I.P❤️)
    Pyro: Mmph
    Demoman: Mix of aggression and inebriation.
    Heavy: Giant Complex
    Engie: Cooled, but somewhat held back.
    Medic: N/A
    Sniper: Cruel
    Spy: Sadistic

    • @Mr.Crawlyo
      @Mr.Crawlyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      All of them have a bit of racism

    • @gigagrenade7249
      @gigagrenade7249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this is war so technically its normal for them to be racist

    • @mylles1112
      @mylles1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Mr.Crawlyo soldier: 100% America

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ONE AMERICA ROAST EVEY COUNTRY

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gigagrenade7249 WAR IS RACIST

  • @A_mouse_that_is_pink
    @A_mouse_that_is_pink 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Sniper: "be polite"
    Also sniper: *has the most brutal domination voicelines*

  • @fawfuls
    @fawfuls 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife."

    • @fawfuls
      @fawfuls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@DuckandMikeyfan49 Here's a schematic for ya, my ass!

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fawful99 Storm Shoot, son, you’re slow as molasses!

    • @RaveDoggTV
      @RaveDoggTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman with a dress

    • @TOUD_
      @TOUD_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Thanks mate.

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Hudda Hudda hudda ;D"
      Me:I refuse to Translate that

  • @nellzdablackking
    @nellzdablackking 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4027

    Scout- Most witty
    Soldier- Most badass
    Spy and Sniper- Most cruel
    Demo- Most funny
    Heavy and Engineer- Most amusing

    • @IceBurstGamesLordOflies
      @IceBurstGamesLordOflies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Best example of your opinion of a demo:
      When he wins at rock paper scissors.
      The first time i saw his little... dance... i lost it.

    • @twosidedbot7179
      @twosidedbot7179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      nellzdablackking Heavy and Engie are best? Did you hear Spy absolutely DESTROYING Scout?

    • @nellzdablackking
      @nellzdablackking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      TwoSidedBot Most amusing does not equal best. If anything, I like Demo's and Spy's the best

    • @gunmetalwulfe7926
      @gunmetalwulfe7926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yes because "Fat bald fatty fat, fat fat" is witty.
      jk he's cool

    • @kokichioma1901
      @kokichioma1901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Medic: Most Badass Doctor in the World

  • @skeleguns10oooooo10
    @skeleguns10oooooo10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    0:00 Scout General domination
    0:39 Scout Dominates a Demoman
    0:48 Scout dominates a Engineer
    1:00 Scout dominates a Heavy
    1:29 Scout dominates a Medic
    1:42 Scout dominates a Pyro
    1:53 Scout dominates another Scout
    1:59 Scout dominates a Sniper
    2:13 Scout dominates a Soldier
    2:23 Scout dominates a Spy
    (The Scout breaks the fourth wall twice)
    2:31 Spy dominates a Demoman
    2:54 Spy dominates a Engineer
    3:10 Spy dominates a Heavy
    3:36 Spy dominates a Medic
    4:00 Spy dominates a Pyro
    4:17 Spy dominates a Scout
    4:46 Spy dominates a Sniper
    5:08 Spy dominates a Soldier
    5:26 Spy dominates another Spy
    5:42 Demoman dominates another Demoman
    6:00 Demoman dominates a Engineer
    6:25 Demoman Dominates a Heavy
    6:44 Demoman dominates a Medic
    7:02 Demoman dominates a Pyro
    7:14 Demoman dominates a Scout
    7:39 Demoman dominates a Sniper
    7:58 Demoman dominates a Soldier
    8:20 Demoman dominates a Spy
    8:32 Heavy General domination
    9:24 Soldier dominates a Demoman
    9:47 Soldier dominates a Engineer

  • @bostonmolasses395
    @bostonmolasses395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    17:17 'Shoot son, you all slow as molasses.'
    Holy shit this such an amazing insult from Engi to Scout. It seems simple at first; he's just calling him slow. But comparing Scout to molasses is actually a reference to the 1919 Boston Molasses Flood, which was a 35mph flood of molasses, which killed 20 people. So, he's not only drawing at this comical disaster that was caused by the absolute incompetent safety standards of Boston, but he isn't even calling Scout slow; he's just still too slow for his turret.

    • @schwunkie
      @schwunkie ปีที่แล้ว +5

      boston isn't incompetent :(

    • @wr3nche5
      @wr3nche5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      that is an insult on the level of another dimension
      this is why i love engie

    • @Chronoah
      @Chronoah ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The best part, Engie is genuinely Smart enough to have thought of that that quick for a domination line and it probably would fall flat on scout

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yeah I recently learned about the Boston Molasses incident… with that context it makes it funnier

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who knows What Cut Voicelines Still Out There?

  • @SchnookumsTheNightFury
    @SchnookumsTheNightFury 9 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    "Sorry there, Nurse! I mistook you for an actual threat!"

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Schnookums the Smol Bean Too slow, medicine woman!

    • @Sheikmeister69
      @Sheikmeister69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Spy:"We'll Off to visit your Mother :D"
      Demoman:"IVE'D BEEN SHAGGIN' YER' WIFE"
      Spy: *Angry as Fucc*

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sad german noises

  • @thenerdherd2357
    @thenerdherd2357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2754

    even when engis insulting people he sounds nicer than the rest, he mocks them in more creative ways as well, and is a touch more clever.

    • @immortalturtle6890
      @immortalturtle6890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      +TheNerdHerd he's the most polite insulter in the game

    • @thearcticangel7915
      @thearcticangel7915 8 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Also winning with the rock paper scissors as him he's really polite

    • @somethingfamiliar9776
      @somethingfamiliar9776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      +TheNerdHerd Thats why I like engie's domination a little. Instead of yelling out tons of profanity he thinks of a very creative domination quote and says it in a very smooth and southern voice. Hey I guess that's what they do it in Texas

    • @chillermiller3565
      @chillermiller3565 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +TheNerdHerd I think that's partially coz he's supposed to be like the smartest scientist in the world. I couldn't imagine him being as brutal as the other mercenaries :D

    • @somethingfamiliar9776
      @somethingfamiliar9776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      chiller miller yeha I guess he is more of brains then bronze

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I like how Soldier just imitated Spy’s laugh after dominating him.
    *”OH-HO-HO-HO-HOOOH! You’re Dominated!”*
    This is why this line is just hilarious and it’s my favourite from the Soldier’s lines.

  • @topaz7462
    @topaz7462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Go to Hell! And tell the devil, im comin' for him next!" Is the hardest line in the entire game. 7:07

    • @XD-ve4ui
      @XD-ve4ui 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He will make sure he doesn't glue him back together in hell

  • @SuperOnePieceMaster
    @SuperOnePieceMaster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    Scout Domination responses
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Scout:
    *Hit the bricks, pal. You're done.
    *Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!
    *Hey knucklehead, you aren't gonna win.
    *Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
    *Yeah, I dare you, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy!
    *I will never... stop... killing you.
    *You... are... terrible!
    *I am the Scout here!
    *This map isn't big enough for the two of us.
    *Hit the road, bozo! Let a real Scout get to work!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Soldier:
    *Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet!
    *What is your major malfunction, brother?
    *Drop dead and give me 20!
    *You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!
    *Dis-missed!
    *There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Pyro:
    *It's starting to bore me how much you suck.
    *Hey, who's on fire now?
    *Yo, if you didn't want me to kill you, you should have said something!
    *Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm I'm dead!'
    *Take that, you dumb, bib-wearing dope!
    *Eat it, you mute, frickin' moron!
    *Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Demoman:
    *You just got freakin' dominated, knucklehead, alright let's do this!
    *I don't usually kill morons this fast.
    *Yeah, next time, try two eyes!
    *Blow that up, cyclops!
    *The best man won, you bomb-throwing drunk!
    *Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!
    *Depth perception, pal. Look into it.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Heavy:
    *Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes.
    *Would you look at you? I mean, look at you.
    *I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!
    *Today ain't your day, pancakes!
    *400,000 dollars to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!
    *Those $200 bullets aren't so hot when they don't hit anything, are they?
    *I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight. What do you think about that?
    *Ain't so hard now, are you, fatcakes?
    *I... eat... your...Sandviches. I eat 'em up!
    *Nice hustle, 'tons of fun'! Next time, eat a salad!
    *Hey, lard-fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
    *I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Engineer:
    *Is that all you got, moron?
    *Hey, here's something you can invent next time: ducking!
    *Here's something you should have built: a not-dying machine!
    *Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight!
    *Here's a schematic for ya: my ass!
    *Hey overalls! You suck!
    *Lotta good that hardhat did ya!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Medic:
    *Diagnosis: you suck!
    *Ooh hoo hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
    *Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?
    *Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!
    *I... hate... doctors!
    *(sighs) Doctor, doctor, doctor...
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Sniper:
    *Snipe that, you frickin' coward!
    *That fancy scope of yours, I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
    *You camped the whole time for this?!
    *It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
    *You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Scout > Spy:
    *Disguise that!
    *Dominated, you shapeshifting rat!
    *Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beating your freaking head in, huh?
    *Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!
    ====================================
    Soldier Domination responses
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Scout:
    *Dominated, short pants!
    *How's that domination feel, city boy?
    *You kids today don't know how to dominate.
    *Less talk, more fight.
    *You cannot run from me, my gun is faster.
    *You run fast, my bullets run faster.
    *Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game.
    *Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them.
    *Got anything funny to say about that, funny man?
    *Never send a boy to fight a man's war.
    *You were in a big fat hurry to die, son.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Soldier:
    *Dominated, hippie, get a job!
    *You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie!
    *You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
    *What's the matter, hippie? Hair get in your eyes?
    *Get a haircut, hippie.
    *You're a disgrace to the uniform.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Pyro:
    *I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!
    *You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
    *You cannot burn me! I'm already ablaze with passion, for war!
    *You cannot burn me! I do not have time to combust!
    *Fire is for cooking s'mores, son. Get a real gun.
    *Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated.
    *Ha! You fight like a girl!
    *How do you like that, All Quiet on the Western Front?
    *Get a haircut, hippie! (whispered) Just in case.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Demoman:
    Dominated, you one-eyed crossdresser.
    Consider yourself dominated, you Scot son-of-a-bitch!
    Dominated, you skirt-twirling drunk.
    I love your death, cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet.
    Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress.
    You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are Scottish, and I hate you!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Heavy:
    *You just got dominated, Sputnik.
    *Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up!
    *You just got dominated, Comrade.
    *Dominated, you red menace!
    *Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie!
    *This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
    *Checkmate, Stalingrad!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Engineer:
    *Dominated, grease monkey.
    *You just got dominated, toymaker.
    *Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
    *I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up!
    *That's where books get you, professor!
    *Go back to Calgary, you cow-herding Canadian!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Medic:
    *You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
    *You just got dominated, Fritz!
    *America wins again!
    *Ich bin I just kicked your ass!
    *Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!
    *I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
    *Gotcha, Herr Doktor!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Sniper:
    *This is not a camping trip, Sheila; this is war and I love it!
    *You will not turn my battlefield into a campground.
    *Now hear this, camper, you are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
    *I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.
    *You are a coward, and you've died like one.
    *The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
    *You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
    *You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
    *You just got dominated, Bablo Bravins!
    *You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
    *You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins!
    *You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
    *Aww, am I too violent for you, cupcake?
    *Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Soldier > Spy:
    *Gotcha, crouton.
    *You just got your Frenchy ass dominated.
    *Ohh-honh-honh-honh-You're dominated.
    *Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
    *Hit the showers, Frenchy.
    *Your white flag does not stop American bullets.
    *Words cannot express how much I hate France right now!
    *Bon Voyage, crouton!
    ==================
    Demoman Domination quotes
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Scout:
    *DOMINATED, twinkle-toes!
    *Dominated, you wee scampering windbag!
    *Dominated, tiny man!
    *Don't come wide with me, you pint-sized mutt!
    *You're like a little bunny... scurrying around, eating up your lettuce and berries!
    *You're so bloody TINY! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
    *Grow some hair on your face, and then come and try me again, lad.
    *Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Soldier:
    *DOMINATED! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    *I'll notify your next of kin... that you sucked!
    *Hey, Private Haircut, I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
    *Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
    *Lots of good that Soldier training did you! I'm drunk!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Pyro:
    *You've brought shame on your people, you mumbling devil.
    *Go home, lassie; men are fighting here!
    *Go to Hell and tell the Devil I'm coming for him next!
    *Burn! In! Hell!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Demoman:
    *Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
    *DOMINATED! I feel everything! I know everything!
    *It is the Dominatening!
    *Welcome to the Dominatening!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Heavy:
    Dominated, you grease-dripping pork pie!
    Ohhh... there's a new gravy-filled angel in Heaven.
    Dominated, you blubbery Bolshevik!"
    Awww.... there's a new angel in Heaven... In Hell!
    Little too much caber tossing pies down your own throat, eh, chubby?
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Engineer:
    *Don't hide behind your toys, lad!
    *You're weak. I'm strong. And I win, toymaker!
    *That's a right pretty bra-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
    *You come wide at me again, boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your ass!"
    *Go on and build more of your little guns. I'll shove every one of them up your ass!"
    *If you were hunting trouble, lad, you found it.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Medic:
    *Dominated, ya Teutonic nursemai-(belches) Ahh... hah.
    *How's that doing no harm working out for you, then?
    *Dominated! ...And I've been shagging your wife! Hahah!
    *I dominate you, Sawbones!
    -------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Sniper:
    *Perfect bloody domination, you campy weasel!
    *Dominated, you headshotting Judas!"
    *I hate you campers; everybody bloody hates you!
    *It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Demoman > Spy:
    *Dominated, you alley-skulking backstabber!
    *You're a back-poking snake, and by God you'll die like one!
    *I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
    ============================================
    Engineer Domination quotes
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Scout:
    *You've gotta run a lot faster than that.
    *You aren't too fast for me and my machines now, are you? Heh. Are you?"
    *Boy, this here is just gonna keep happening and happening.
    *Dominated, string-bean.
    *You just got dominated, city boy."
    *What in Sam Hill were you thinking, string-bean?"
    *Shoot son, you're slow as molasses."
    *Dominated, little feller."
    *Just a dead little jackrabbit."
    *Quick as a hiccup, aren't you? Huh. Not quick enough."
    *Not fast enough; not by a damn sight."
    *Gotcha, stretch!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Soldier:
    *You take that, rocket-man.
    *That there is just a sad display, boy.
    *Don't test my mettle, son!
    *Dominated, ya damn Yankee.
    *You just got drafted into my war!
    *That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy.
    *Next time, lift your lid and you might see it coming!
    *This is what happens when you fight a man.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Pyro:
    *Speak up next time, boy!
    *Sorry, ma'am.
    *Dominated, smokey.
    *Gotcha, mumbles.
    *Sorry to put out your campfire, boy.
    *You look a mite tongue-tied, son.
    *You shouldn't have played with fire, boy.
    *Didn't your momma teach you not to play with matches?
    *You might be flame retardant, but you sure aren't bulletproof.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Demoman:
    *I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kicking your tail.
    *Drunk on the battlefield isn't any way to be, son.
    *Dominated, eyepatch!
    *That catch your eye, son?
    *The hand is quicker than the eye!
    *Gotcha, eyehole.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Heavy:
    *Never mind the bullets. How much all these coffins costing you?
    *I've seen better sides of beef that have been run over by a combine.
    *Y'all come back now!
    *Nice try, slim.
    *Gotcha, chuckwagon!
    *Gotcha, pork drippings.
    *Dominated, corn cakes.
    *You just got branded.
    *And another thing: you're ugly.
    *Dumber than dirt, aren't you?
    *You're as dumb as a box of rocks!
    *You come back now! More where that came from.
    *Dominated, fat man!
    *You are a whole herd of ugly.
    *Gotcha, fat boy!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Engineer:
    *You just aren't doing it right.
    *Dominated, hardhat.
    *A real Texan would have dodged that.
    *You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell them much.
    *You've incurred my wrath, son!
    *I'm wolverine-mean, you son-of-a-bitch.
    *If you've done it, it isn't bragging!
    *You're all hardhat and no cattle.
    *You shoulda oughta brought more gun, son.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Medic:
    *Doctor! I am the better man!
    *Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
    *Keep coming at me, doctor. Eventually you're gonna rustle up some sense.
    *Next time, tend to your own knitting, sawbones.
    *Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man.
    *You must be a doctor, because you just saw the extent of my patience!
    *I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's-honest truth."
    *Slap a poultice on that, doc! Ha Ha!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Sniper:
    *You oughta stand back a little more, like from me and my machines.
    *Looks like that there just wasn't the place you should've been standing!
    *Dominated, campground.
    *You shoulda oughta stayed back at your little campsite.
    *Nobody likes a squatter!
    *I just rode you out on a rail, down under.
    *Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper.
    *Down under? More like, six feet down under.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Engineer > Spy:
    *Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions.
    *It isn't getting any harder for me to kill you.
    *You know where ya oughta hide next time? Back in France.
    *Dominated, you turncoat.
    *Dominated, you snake!
    *This skunk is starting to smell.
    *Slither on back to Hell, coward!
    *That's what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers.
    *You're a long way from France, boy.
    *Don't go meddling in my business.
    *You are a coward and a scoundrel!
    *If y'all had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding."
    *I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
    ====================================
    Sniper Domination quotes
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Scout:
    *Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
    *That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
    *Dominated, you miniature delinquent!
    *Couldn't skip around that, could you? You precious little posey!
    *Got you, you spastic little gremlin!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Soldier:
    *I own you, you pickle-headed drongo!
    *All rockets, no brains, eh, mate?!
    *Take that, you rocket-hopping simpleton!
    *Hey, lend us your shovel, I can dig your grave!
    *Dominated, you plodding potatohead!
    *At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Pyro:
    *You are a creepy, mute little bugger, aren't you?
    *Nobody's gonna miss you, you mutant!
    *Got you, you mental defective!
    *That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
    *You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Demoman
    Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
    Tagged you, you wobbling Scot!
    Ace reflexes, you bomb-chucking waste of good scotch!
    You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
    Got you, you bomb-lobbing wanker!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Heavy:
    *Got you, you pot-bellied lardass!
    *Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freakshow!
    *Dodge that, you fat jiggling butterball!
    *Oi! You're bleeding gravy, fatso!
    *Thanks for being such a whopping big target, mate!
    *I just bagged the world's fattest man!
    *That got you, you lard-arm simpleton!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Engineer:
    *Dominated, you cactus eating egghead!
    *Take that, booksmarts!
    *Back to the drawing board, genius!
    *Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are you?
    *Here's a gadget you should build: one that stops my bullets!
    *You are inventing loads of new ways to get killed by me!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Medic:
    *What's up, Doc?! Heh, heh, heh!
    *Take that, you quack!
    *Quit blubbering and take your medicine like a man!
    *Too slow, medicine woman!
    *Sorry there, nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Sniper:
    *The bullets come outta the slim end, mate!
    *Nice try, but I'm the best!
    *You call that sniping?
    *Dominated, you blind-eyed bastard!
    *One Sniper to another: Give! Up!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Sniper > Spy:
    *Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel!
    *Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
    *Backstab that, you snake!
    *Aww, did I get blood on your suit?
    *Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
    *I win, you bloody, backstabbing fraud!
    *I was never on your side either! Wanker!
    ===============================
    Spy Domination quotes
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Scout:
    *Well, off to visit your mother!
    *You died as you lived: running away!
    *Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, weren't you?
    *Here lies Scout--he ran fast and died a virgin.
    *Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?
    *May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'
    *Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up.
    *So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Soldier:
    *Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time.
    *I dominate you, you sluggish simpleton.
    *At least you died for honor -- and my amusement!
    *Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs).
    *They can bury you in the 'Tomb of the Unskilled Soldier!'
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Pyro:
    *Dominated, you mush-mouthed freak!
    *Good lord! You fight like a woman!
    *The world will thank me for this, you monster!
    *Burn in Hell, you mumbling abomination!
    *You look like death warmed over. (chuckles).
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Demoman:
    *'Kaboom', indeed, you drunken wretch!
    *How's that bottle of scrumpy now?
    *Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
    *The Black Scottish Cyclops -- now extinct!
    *I've merely finished what your liver started!
    *Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Heavy:
    *Oh, fat man, please! This is getting awkward!
    *You disgust me, fat man!
    *That is a diet I call 'death.'
    *Dominated, you fatuous, fat-headed fat man!
    *You died as you lived: morbidly obese!
    *Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
    *Aww, too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contest!
    *What's the matter? Fat got your tongue? (laughs).
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Engineer:
    *Yippee ki-yay, my dead, illiterate friend!
    *Howdy, partner!
    *Happy trails, laborer!
    *Did I throw a wrench into your plans? (laughs maniacally).
    *Not much of a quick-draw, are you, partner?
    *Giddyup now -- to Hell!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Medic:
    *Laughter really is the best medicine! (laughs).
    *Medic! Medic! Medic! (laughs maniacally).
    *Aww, you almost healed me to death that time!
    *I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
    *You are such a bad doctor! (laughs).
    *Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it?!
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Sniper:
    *Boo! You repulsive bushman!
    *You disgust me, filthy jar man!
    *No worries, mate! (laughs).
    *You live in a van! (laughs).
    *Oh, please, just stay down!
    *Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call 'home.'
    *Good day to you, mate! (laughs).
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Spy > Spy:
    *Go to Hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
    *We all knew you were a Spy!
    *You are an amateur and a fool!
    *I'll see you in Hell... you handsome rogue!
    *You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
    =====================================
    I didn't include Heavy's domination quotes because his aren't class specific. Pyro and Medic don't have any domination quotes.

    • @EnclaveChad
      @EnclaveChad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      that's a lot of text

    • @alexwoogie462
      @alexwoogie462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      What a heckin madlad

    • @Manisfast
      @Manisfast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You're a legend

    • @MrTsar-ui8eh
      @MrTsar-ui8eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Absolute madlad

    • @engineergaminghd
      @engineergaminghd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *This coment need more likes*

  • @kingdutchorama4999
    @kingdutchorama4999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    the medic needs some domination quotes, it would be so much fun to taunt some poor bastard for getting dominated by a medic with a badass quote

    • @IliyanStoychev
      @IliyanStoychev 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!

    • @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by
      @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      he has them, never heard them but people say they're lame

    • @bunyivonscweets4113
      @bunyivonscweets4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      King Dutchorama Medic needs the most cruel domination quote cuz you probs deserved it after getting dominated by a medic

    • @aboredfellow1448
      @aboredfellow1448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@bunyivonscweets4113 Well Medic doesn't do the killing. If he dominates you with his own weapon, especially with stock, you honestly need to get better. I've dominated a lot of people as medic because the people I've been healing killed them.

    • @mrbenn2209
      @mrbenn2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@JoaoGuilherme-fg5by Yes. Most of them are just laughing and calling everyone dummkopf.

  • @StormTeeVee
    @StormTeeVee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "The worse she can say is no"
    She: 3:10

  • @atmorton0440
    @atmorton0440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    There's 2 missing, I don't blame you they are rare to find. It's when the Blu Soldier dominates the Red Demoman and he says, "Dominated! But I'm still your friend..." and when the Red Demoman dominates the Blu Soldier he says, "Dominated! But your still me best mate..." These are references to the Blu Soldier and Red Demoman's past friendship that was broken up when the Administrator pitted them against eachother.

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yup. WAR update

    • @ludwigmundee
      @ludwigmundee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      These are unused

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@ludwigmundeeI'm pretty sure I heard it before

  • @K4NDY_K4INA
    @K4NDY_K4INA 9 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPY!...Just incase,"~Soldier 2007

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +xX_TheIcyOre_Xx LOOOL xD

    • @chainsmoke34
      @chainsmoke34 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually 1969

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frosty Pringle Fire is for cooking s’mores, son. Get a real gun!

  • @saippua0
    @saippua0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    My absolute favourite:
    Engie: Oh, now you don't look like a happy camper

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you just got dominated bilbo baggins

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you just got dominated balbo biggins

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you just got dominated bablo brabbins

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you just got dominated barblo bapkins

    • @breath4255
      @breath4255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you just got dominated bazmo bibbins

  • @louievelayo4100
    @louievelayo4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    5:18 That did not age well recently...

    • @spore6050
      @spore6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I said this comment out of grief 3 years ago and I dont stand by it anymore
      Anyways:
      I hope they remove all domination quotes toward soldier

    • @log5066
      @log5066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@spore6050 no

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@spore6050 NO

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@spore6050 NO

    • @Godzillafanproductions
      @Godzillafanproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Xx2fast 4youxX nah

  • @sermicha5324
    @sermicha5324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    14:27 you can hear pure anger (and salt) in this one line

  • @communistpootisbirb
    @communistpootisbirb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    "Next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!"
    Kinda ironic when you have a helmet that blocks all view of everything but the floor.

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD TRUE

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Communist Pootis Birb All rockets, no brains, eh, mate?

    • @Ironsides21
      @Ironsides21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well of course he can only see the ground so he can focus of what he's aiming at while he's rocket jumping everywhere

    • @skillfullyunskilled5574
      @skillfullyunskilled5574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's assuming he doesn't pull his neck 90 degrees up.
      Yes I know I'm not funny.

    • @rikielanasui742
      @rikielanasui742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But fps

  • @hm-mt3wj
    @hm-mt3wj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Scout... Engineer already built a not-dying-machine...

    • @onlinecommentator2616
      @onlinecommentator2616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Medic did

    • @crazeddesk
      @crazeddesk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @ace6897
      @ace6897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He built a healing machine tho.

    • @jimbo1722
      @jimbo1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hm dispenser

    • @gavindillon1486
      @gavindillon1486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He built the machines that kept the mann brothers alive past their prime

  • @jollygrapefruit786
    @jollygrapefruit786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Overwatch mercenaries: "Oooh sick burn lolz" or sometimes literally fucking "im sorry"
    Tf2 Mercs: Fucking cruel and psychotic

  • @coolbill579
    @coolbill579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Fun fact, medic says “herr Doctor” sometimes when he thanks a fellow medic, which translates to “mister doctor” and I think that’s funny

  • @awesomesmileyguy
    @awesomesmileyguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    I love how Engie's the only one that's not screaming horrible insults at people.

    • @gabrielmurillo8890
      @gabrielmurillo8890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      And another thing...........ur ugly

    • @thenerfedfishbutstillop8352
      @thenerfedfishbutstillop8352 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Gabriel murillo I liked that quote of engineer xD

    • @navyblues6661
      @navyblues6661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "dominated, son of a b*tch"

    • @clocksicko1275
      @clocksicko1275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And it was the sniper who said "be polite."

    • @spore6050
      @spore6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagine all of these classes in a free for all trash talking battle

  • @KappaCrona
    @KappaCrona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    I thought the Spy was supposed to be a gentleman:
    Towards Scout - "Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin."
    Towards Soldier - "At least you died for honour... and my amusement!"
    Towards Pyro - "Good Lord! You fight like a woman!"
    Towards Demoman - "Here's what I have that you don't: A functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!"
    Towards Heavy - "You died as you lived: Morbidly Obese!"
    Towards Engineer - (Mocking) "Happy trails, labourer!"
    Towards Medic - "I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!"
    Towards Sniper - (Mocking) "Good day to you, mate!"
    Towards Spy - "Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you."

    • @tiredboi9639
      @tiredboi9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I’ll see you in hell, you handsome rouge!

    • @aylenpons6682
      @aylenpons6682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's a son of a bitch.
      But he does it with his own enchant.

    • @dreggmancurien
      @dreggmancurien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      The French are usually stereotyped as being Snobs.

    • @ozziemahboi
      @ozziemahboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      What about this one: MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! HA HA HA HA HA!

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "Does it hurt when I do that? It does... *DOESN'T IT?*

  • @LordVestik
    @LordVestik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    My fave domination lines for each class.
    Scout- Nice hustle tons' a 'fun, next time eat a salad.
    Soldier- Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up!
    Pyro- The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat
    Demoman- You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse!
    Heavy- The burning you feel? It is shame.
    Engineer- Just a dead little jackrabbit.
    Medic- Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
    Sniper- Oi, lend us yer shovel, so i can dig yer grave!!
    Spy- Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossin' your little balls around.

    • @tamsuemomwife
      @tamsuemomwife 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Where did you get pyro from?

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@tamsuemomwifePyro says real words sometimes but they're just mumbled. Some are real sentences, some aren't

  • @RollingBobbyJones
    @RollingBobbyJones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love how Sniper sounds really angry. Like it was little things annoying him and it built up to what we hear.
    Spy is supposed to be reserved but his true nature comes out here and he is as savage as he is loud

  • @MrVagineer
    @MrVagineer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    Pyros is the worst. His words are censored.

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      MrVagineer They're not censored, they're just muffled because of the gas mask.

    • @__pickles__
      @__pickles__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      They're so bad he didn't put in the video

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      huddah huddah huh.

    • @regilad_9043
      @regilad_9043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They must be beyond cruel to be censored like that, thats why he's my favorite

    • @Nathan-tf4ht
      @Nathan-tf4ht 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MrVagineer that is hmmmm true!

  • @goldsmith8502
    @goldsmith8502 8 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin." Lmao

  • @Heligoland360
    @Heligoland360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    5:18
    "Oh Soldier, who will they find to replace you?"
    No-one :'(

  • @Rexthebrave
    @Rexthebrave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    4:54 idk why i love this spy line

    • @mahderahman278
      @mahderahman278 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You realize that was sniper right he lives in the van

    • @commitfelonyfeline
      @commitfelonyfeline 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HAHAHAHAHA- YOU LIVE IN A *VAN!* AHAHAHAHA-

  • @thatdudebro9918
    @thatdudebro9918 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    0:03 Scout domination quotes
    2:32 Spy domination quotes
    5:42 Demoman domination quotes
    8:32 Heavy domination quotes
    9:24 Soldier domination quotes
    12:50 Sniper domination quotes
    15:07 Engineer domination quotes
    ( Hope this helps )

    • @omggmer7972
      @omggmer7972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      StellarGuard 1999 what,there is no medic lines

    • @chairman_quartz8402
      @chairman_quartz8402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      OMG Gamer he does have lines but not many and none of them for a specific class

    • @ShazalF.
      @ShazalF. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's not often when you would be dominated by a medic, would it?

    • @chairman_quartz8402
      @chairman_quartz8402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shazal Farooq dominating someone as medic is as simple as assisting that persons death 4 times in a row

    • @beakknivemonkey1909
      @beakknivemonkey1909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah thanks

  • @ClassicCartoonGamer
    @ClassicCartoonGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3451

    The quotes in a nutshell
    Scout - Witty
    Solider - Borderline Racist
    Pyro - Mumbling
    Demoman - Drunk-ish
    Heavy - Stupid
    Engineer - Cool and Collected
    Medic - Lame
    Sniper - Cruel
    Spy - REALLY CRUEL

    • @blunkn4375
      @blunkn4375 9 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I actually think that Sniper sucks at insults, and Engineer seems a little fierce.

    • @torinpellegrini162
      @torinpellegrini162 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      scout isnt really witty

    • @PootisMun
      @PootisMun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Heavy is not stoopid
      U are

    • @Thelordofcrabs86
      @Thelordofcrabs86 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pootis Mun No u

    • @Thelordofcrabs86
      @Thelordofcrabs86 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pootis Mun Nah

  • @benjaj.simpson7086
    @benjaj.simpson7086 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    12:46 literally me every day every single time

  • @coldzoroark6440
    @coldzoroark6440 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    9:38 will always be my favorite

  • @CallMeElwis94
    @CallMeElwis94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    12:50 - 15:06
    Isn't the Sniper the same guy, who said "Be polite"?

    • @DeathByAutoscroll
      @DeathByAutoscroll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      +Lamnao Phochan Be polite, be efficient, throw piss at people

    • @0IIIIII
      @0IIIIII 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Elwis From Poland it's cause the Sniper has a Napoleon/inferiority complex.

    • @lord2pizzaplayz486
      @lord2pizzaplayz486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Be polite, be efficient kill everyone you meet

    • @notfreeman6809
      @notfreeman6809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Engi: 15:34

    • @tailsrhtatonslice1418
      @tailsrhtatonslice1418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not Freeman _b it ch_

  • @jasonjean5333
    @jasonjean5333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Engies quote " thts what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers" is actually really funny seeing as his father was Tfc Engie so whatever he learned would be litterally the proper way to deal with a spy seeing hoq his faher had to deal with spies in the past.

    • @sammycw2000
      @sammycw2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      jason jean His dad isn't the team fortress classic engie.

    • @jasonjean5333
      @jasonjean5333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Look it up he is... Radigan Conagher is Engie's Granddaddy And TFC Engie is Radigan's Son... It's explained on the Wiki....

    • @sammycw2000
      @sammycw2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jason jean shore

    • @hishamalshehabi5995
      @hishamalshehabi5995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +jason jean but the tfc's engi was fighting them........

    • @jasonjean5333
      @jasonjean5333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hisham alshehabi it's still his father....

  • @skitof1005
    @skitof1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:49 and demoman has a functioning lungs

  • @korrenthereaper4357
    @korrenthereaper4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you!?"
    No one... Rick May was, is and forever will be OUR Soldier.

    • @_heavyweaponsguy
      @_heavyweaponsguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go play your pinko-chess game with the Devil, Commie!

  • @Capelett
    @Capelett 9 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Demo man says 90% of the insults we use in britain lol

    • @doggyrusev627
      @doggyrusev627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kieran Murphy elwell hes scottish

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doggy Rusev Too bad Soldier won’t be smart enough to acknowledge that.

    • @spookynoodle3843
      @spookynoodle3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m that incredible 69 like!

    • @dustin3603
      @dustin3603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WELCOME, TO THE DOMINATENING!

    • @jimbomclimbo7467
      @jimbomclimbo7467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DuckandMikeyfan49 well at least you love your country

  • @nathinel.j243
    @nathinel.j243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Scout = Tryhard gamers in a nutshell

    • @tgslayer4774
      @tgslayer4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toasty

    • @tabbyarts3670
      @tabbyarts3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nathinel.J if tryhard gamers were funny

    • @maker.11
      @maker.11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      not all the time, they’re rarely humble

  • @lukascase5054
    @lukascase5054 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Engineer's nicknames for the classes:
    Demo:
    -Eyepatch
    -Eyehole
    Engi:
    -Hardhat
    -Son of a BEACH
    Heavy:
    -Slim
    -Chuckwagon
    -Pork Drippings
    -Corncakes
    -Fat Man
    -UGLY
    -Fat Boy
    Medic:
    -Doc
    -Sawbones
    -Miracle Man
    Pyro:
    -Smokey
    -Mumbles
    -Ma'am
    Scout:
    -String Bean
    -City Boy
    -Little Feller
    -Jackrabbit
    -Stretch
    Sniper:
    -Campground
    -Down Under
    -Unhappy Camper
    Soldier:
    -Rocket Boy
    -Yankee
    Spy:
    -Turncoat
    -Snake

  • @LilanDeSilva6738
    @LilanDeSilva6738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    9:18 You are ded, not big soup-rice.

  • @user-gh8th1uk5o
    @user-gh8th1uk5o 8 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    0:00 Scout 2:32 Spy 6:42 Demoman 8:32 Heavy 9:24 Soldier 12:50 Sniper 15:07 Engineer

    • @allhardt3606
      @allhardt3606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i love all of spys quotes cuz hes such an asshole xD

    • @AbnormalVillager
      @AbnormalVillager 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Yoloswag 420 agreed, the quotes are so mean, it's hilarious!

    • @creativeusername2547
      @creativeusername2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No Medic?

    • @agentmaryland1239
      @agentmaryland1239 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      A gentlemanly asshole :D

    • @KerMaWaffLe
      @KerMaWaffLe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Антон Antoshion What about Medic?

  • @jwsmi
    @jwsmi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Sorry there, Nurse! I mistook you for an actual threat!

    • @richard4888
      @richard4888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Go to hell and take your ceap suit with you

    • @bolbithefuhrer5368
      @bolbithefuhrer5368 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maria Lindström may I borrow your ear peace "this is scout, rainbows make me cry"

    • @CitpostShentral
      @CitpostShentral 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      RED Spy and another thing,
      you're ugly.
      - 204

    • @baconga_
      @baconga_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Here lies scout he ran fast and died a virgin"

    • @Warhawk778
      @Warhawk778 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're on every TF2 video I go to. Jesus christ.

  • @bryrrock
    @bryrrock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "MEDIC, MEDIC, MEDIC!" Damn, hearing that must be humilliating.

    • @fluffigefledermaus218
      @fluffigefledermaus218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luckily, the Medic in question won't be able to hear them

  • @BlueStorm988
    @BlueStorm988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:49 Best spy quote I've heard today LOL

  • @ralphthefrog3086
    @ralphthefrog3086 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    scout: cocky
    soldier: mean
    pyro: evil
    demoman : dRuNK
    heavy : tough
    engineer: humble and clever
    medic: idk yet ill add to it
    sniper: cruel
    spy: cruel

    • @ralphthefrog3086
      @ralphthefrog3086 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      demoman: mocking
      medic: mocking

    • @reaper5214
      @reaper5214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Engineer is so respectful it's awesome unlike some class that I won't say it's name but it starts with sold and it ends with ier

    • @GasterPoppe
      @GasterPoppe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought Spy was either gonna be Sly Stealthy or Sophisticated

    • @aloseronline4659
      @aloseronline4659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lil Diesel nah soldier is just strait up borderline racist

    • @scottycz4918
      @scottycz4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn't add to it.

  • @m3t4lmancer
    @m3t4lmancer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Jesus, Sniper! What happened to "Be polite?"

    • @PersianSlashuur
      @PersianSlashuur 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They stopped paying him for that.

    • @wily39josue
      @wily39josue 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Strahinja Panic In my case they stopped paying my sniper to be eficient and have a plan to kill everyone you need :/

    • @PersianSlashuur
      @PersianSlashuur 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting.

    • @wily39josue
      @wily39josue 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** DUN DUN DUUUUN :O

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +K MT hahah in the heat of battle THERE IS NO BEING POLIIITE X:D .

  • @synso6527
    @synso6527 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Scotland is not a real country, you're an english man with a dress"
    God i love Soldier

  • @CrackHead001
    @CrackHead001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Oh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you.”
    No one...
    No one...

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let us take a moment of silence

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Repeat after me: mhmhmhmmph I'M DEAD!
    One of my favourite scout quotes

  • @SKYDORMER
    @SKYDORMER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    4:26: "Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin."

  • @Insertbadname-cd7fk
    @Insertbadname-cd7fk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Scout:high school bully
    Spy:racist horny French
    Demoman:drunk gibberish translator
    Heavy:king of memes
    Soldiers:da American dream(at least from the military)
    Sniper:the cursing dictionary
    Engineer: a six years old’s dad

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Overwatch: If you type "gg" after match, you will be banned.
    Team Fortress 2:

    • @mustafaaustinpowers5748
      @mustafaaustinpowers5748 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ngl i got silenced in VC for 2 weeks cuz of the SJWs in Overwatch just cuz of that.

  • @gremblo5895
    @gremblo5895 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "HERE'S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA, MY ASS!" I'm dying XD

    • @metalac7722
      @metalac7722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      earacting an **ass**

  • @cookerlv
    @cookerlv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I just image the Engineer sitting in a chair behind his sentry getting all of these dominations and saying all of that with a smug look on his face...

    • @silversalamence447
      @silversalamence447 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well now the Rancho Relaxo is a thing so now he can do all that AND drink beer.

  • @ExecutionerThel
    @ExecutionerThel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:22 "Don't come wide with me you pint sized mutt" probably my favorite here.

  • @tigre7303
    @tigre7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    8:48 Closed Captioning: I have squashed you like *bog*

  • @thewolfgabe3656
    @thewolfgabe3656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    This is why I love TF2 so much. Sorry Overwatch but sometimes you just cant beat the original

    • @christiannugraha1011
      @christiannugraha1011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn right

    • @LeoSRL300
      @LeoSRL300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Overwatch players would get triggered and demand Blizzard a safe space, if they hear something like these voice lines in Overwatch.

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They dont even try to beat the original. Nobody did, you people are just too insecure.

    • @morecopemorerope4372
      @morecopemorerope4372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Leonardo Villa its literally as if tumblr made a game

    • @loganreed9340
      @loganreed9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@darnit1944 lmao Jeff Caplan literally admitted TF2 was a major inspiration for them

  • @onlinecommentator2616
    @onlinecommentator2616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I wish they made more creative Medic lines, they could reference other charcters health, like Spy says to the Demoman: "I merely finished what your liver started!" Like something about Demoman's liver, Heavy's obesity, Spy's lungs, and Sniper's kidneys :D But one can wish :(

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Medic: My extensive studies have concluded... YOU SUCK!
      Medic to Demoman: I could make a FINE haggis with zat marinated liver, drunkard!
      Medic to Scout: Keep up with your team next time, dummkopf!
      Medic to Soldier: Keine Heilung heute , Eimer Kopf! (No healing today, buckethead!)
      Medic to Heavy: It would take three gas chambers to hold you, fathead!
      Medic to Spy: Ohh... You were abusing those lungs anyway. You didn't need them.
      You would've died soon enough anyways!
      Here's a light for you: AT THE END OF THIS TUNNEL!

    • @brandoncarino4142
      @brandoncarino4142 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Daniel Yowell Medic to Scout: I guess I sprained your ankle
      I tried

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +Brandon Carino: Medic to Scout: Hahahahaha, I'm afraid those legs REQUIRED an amputation.
      This shall be the first needle zat WON'T help you run.
      Keeping fit couldn't save you then! Ahahahahahaha...
      AAAHH, ARCHIMEDES!!!

    • @brandoncarino4142
      @brandoncarino4142 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Daniel Yowell damm you good XD

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Brandon Carino Give me a bong and three bags of speed and I could do better

  • @ianfontanet4230
    @ianfontanet4230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    If there was a japanese dub of tf2, the voice cast would be like this:
    Tatsuya Kakihara as Scout
    Rikiya Koyama as Soldier
    Unknown actor as Pyro
    Hochu Ohtsuka as Engineer
    Kenta Miyake as Heavy Weapon Guy
    Hisao Egawa as Demoman and Monoculus
    Toshiyuki Morikawa as Medic
    Takehito Koyasu as Sniper
    Keiji Fujiwara, then Kenichi Suzumura, as Spy
    Mitsuko Horie as The Announcer
    Aya Hirano as Miss Paulings
    And Shigeru Chiba as Merasmus, Bombinomicon, Headless Horsemann, and the Mann brothers.
    With Jouji Nakata as Saxton Hale

    • @scottriddell3514
      @scottriddell3514 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like that very much it be more like western media borrowing anime

    • @neko-love60
      @neko-love60 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Allow me to guide you guys with the VAs notable roles, in the same order and skipping the Pyro:
      - Natsu (Fairy Tail), Simon (Guren Lagann), Wanderer (Genshin Impact)
      - Taiga (Yakuza series), Kogoro (Detective Conan), Yamato (Naruto)
      - Jiraiya (Naruto), Tokushiro (Golden Kamuy), Urokodaki (Demon Slayer)
      - All Might (MHA), Scar (FMA), Avdol (JoJo)
      - Killer Bee (Naruto), Danzomaru (Bleach), Dojima (Yakuza series)
      - Minato (Naruto), Kira (JoJo), Sephiroth (FF7)
      - DIO (JoJo), Zeke (AoT), Toji (Jujutsu Kaisen)
      - Leorio (HxH), Hughes (FMA), Nohara (Shinchan), Reno (FF7)
      _Sadly, he has passed away back in 2020, 2 years after OP's comment was made_
      - Obotchaman (Dr. Slump), Akko (Himitsu no Akko-chan), Upa (Dragon Ball), mostly sing old magical girls openings and narrators
      - Haruhi (Haruhi Suzumiya), Lucy (Fairy Tail), Misa (Death Note)
      - Hojo (FF7), Jigoro (Demon Slayer), Buggy (One Piece)
      - Alucard (Hellsing), Sol (Guilty Gear series), Sojiro (Persona 5)
      I'd vote Kenichi Suzumura as the replacement for Spy.

  • @penguin7797
    @penguin7797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Soldier:
    The expert at being everythingcest.

  • @TsarButterfly
    @TsarButterfly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    LOL Pyro would Mmmph. Mmph. Mmmmmmmmmmph! the whole time.

    • @h0m3st4r
      @h0m3st4r  10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I actually made a video about that...

    • @uhohuhhlol2903
      @uhohuhhlol2903 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD that killed me

    • @brandoncarino4142
      @brandoncarino4142 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's actually saying stuff tho

    • @brandoncarino4142
      @brandoncarino4142 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      there is a website that translates it

    • @toxicscratch5245
      @toxicscratch5245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Translation: SUCK IT, YE BITCH!

  • @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by
    @JoaoGuilherme-fg5by 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    18 minutes of men insulting each other, genius

  • @bilalozkul8826
    @bilalozkul8826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Domination lines for marasmus:
    Scout: heres a spell to use: death
    Solider: go back to the underworld were you belong
    Pyro: (muffled) guess you couldn't figure out a spell to put out fire huh?
    Demo: an eye for an eye
    Heavy: I guess you could 'Abra kadabra' out of my fists
    Engineer: science beats magic, look it up in a textbook
    Medic: you may raise the dead, but I raise up gods
    Sniper: guess all of those spells couldn't dodge a bullet
    Spy: magic is the weakest form of espionage, learn some real espionage

  • @acasualbeancan246
    @acasualbeancan246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    My favourite part about this is that you can tell which classes they’re talking to just by the lines.

  • @Vintendo101
    @Vintendo101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    hears 0% of this in game

    • @2Cool2awesome
      @2Cool2awesome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Try dominating someone chucklehead.

    • @UltramanMebiusBrave
      @UltramanMebiusBrave 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Vinny Tin You must kill an opponent of the same class 4 times without dying.

    • @2Cool2awesome
      @2Cool2awesome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hansen Sebastian It doesn't have to be the same class.

    • @UltramanMebiusBrave
      @UltramanMebiusBrave 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dartagnon Johnson IT HAS TO! Killing opponents of different classes would be treated as a separate kill. Take, for example, you kill Scout A once. That would be a simple kill. But if you kill Scout A at least four times, YOU ARE DOMINATING HIM! And in case Scout A kills you after being killed too many times, he has his revenge!

    • @2Cool2awesome
      @2Cool2awesome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hansen Sebastian I thought you were saying that you had to be the same class as the person you were dominating. Also, some lobbies allow really embarrassing kills to be dominations and in that case you would only have to kill them once. Try Snipezilla. That's the one I use.

  • @sammichbread
    @sammichbread 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Everyone's an ass to Heavy D:
    ...
    Everyone's an ass to everyone D:

  • @monfrut1
    @monfrut1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:57 He lost his humanity

  • @the-rascal
    @the-rascal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    14:57 cloak your way outta that ya filthy spook

  • @rainbowrosie4884
    @rainbowrosie4884 9 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Best character quotes in a video game ever :D

  • @kjtt9248
    @kjtt9248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Scout said "Deutsch-bag" instead of "douchebag" I'm guessing?

    • @creativeusername2547
      @creativeusername2547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Deutsch - German

    • @kjtt9248
      @kjtt9248 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tolle gamer I know

    • @drunkgrandpa2586
      @drunkgrandpa2586 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doicebag

    • @toxicscratch5245
      @toxicscratch5245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its because of his accent.

    • @kjtt9248
      @kjtt9248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no, because "douche" would be pronounced with a "sh" sound, no matter what accent

  • @azikovchik7355
    @azikovchik7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:42 best spy quote

  • @thethumbisafinger
    @thethumbisafinger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:51 he did an impression of a character while voicing another
    With two accents

  • @sharinganmoon
    @sharinganmoon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "This is scout rainbows make me cry"

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PixelChaos Hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!

  • @herpderpmonkey
    @herpderpmonkey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    poor noobs never get to hear these sound files.

    • @slopedarmouredpony
      @slopedarmouredpony 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Then how do they get gibuses?

    • @somerandomguy2263
      @somerandomguy2263 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Red Pentalpha they only hear it once a year

    • @hex-jd5ex
      @hex-jd5ex 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (Unless There a Rage Heavy)

    • @__pickles__
      @__pickles__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless they go on idle servers

    • @zombiehead5847
      @zombiehead5847 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slopedarmouredpony They probably got it in achievement servers

  • @monkeenutz8984
    @monkeenutz8984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    13:34 you came here for this

  • @SilvaWolf.
    @SilvaWolf. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:09 is my fav from spy

  • @AzelfandQuilava
    @AzelfandQuilava 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Imagine if the Medic had domination lines, I think one to the Pyro would be "I've seen under your mask... it's good thing your dead..."

  • @CosmicToad5000
    @CosmicToad5000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Best of each in my opinion
    Scout: "I eat your sandwiches, I eat 'me all!"
    Heavy: "You are dead, not big surprise"
    Demo: "Go to hell, and tell the devil, I'm coming for him next!"
    Spy: "Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin."
    Soldier: I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife"
    Medic: don't really have one.
    Pyro: ALL OF THEM
    Sniper: "Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!"
    Engi: you can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much."

    • @nuclearwaffle3606
      @nuclearwaffle3606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You are ded. No big soup rice.

    • @pepkoko2229
      @pepkoko2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im sorry but “Youre a loooooooooong way from France, boy” takes the cake from me

    • @trevorjamieson8892
      @trevorjamieson8892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Spy: Does it hurt when I do that? It does, *DOESN'T IT!* HAHAHAHAHA!

    • @StinkGoodInc.
      @StinkGoodInc. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@pepkoko2229 "and another thing...
      *Your ugly"*

    • @zred3879
      @zred3879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      One of my favorite quotes is Soldiers “I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up”

  • @MrMineHeads.
    @MrMineHeads. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    15:06 literally the best

  • @engihere5434
    @engihere5434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    at 15:38 me taunting the school shooter after he's being taken away by officers