I swear I still question as to why the fuck pineapple gets dogged on by everyone, it’s still a good pizza toppings. You do realize Americans have chicken and waffles and that doesn’t make sense.
@@howdy64 i never mentioned anchovies. But yeah, they suck. My dad, who worked at a pizza shop in his youth, would tell tales about how they put anchovies under the cheese for customers who angered them enough.
@@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 Eh, they'll work any extra calories off before the leftovers go bad even if they all order their own large and collectively order sides.
Demoman loving spicy peppers 🌶️ cuz of his personality and soldier loving sausage and engie liking bacon cuz of his country personality and spy loving mushrooms due to his fancy and anti dumbass personality and medic loving olives and saying his olives are superior is amazing
mushrooms on pizza are surprisingly good. it barely even shows up as anything on the slice but it adds that slight hint of extra you didn't know you'd like.
Mushrooms go well on most things, they absorb flavors very well and some mushrooms even taste exactly like meat. There is probably a mushroom for everyone.
for me it depends on what type of mushroom it is cause the most common one is one i cannot eat, the texture causes me to IMMEDIATLY throw up but then there are some i have no issues with, sadly they are expensiv! didnt have them on pizza yet... I personally enjoy Pizza diavolo (pepperonies, bellpeppers and chilies) and also Pizza hawaii (ham and pineapple) first when i want to heat up myself, later is a childhood staple for me
i literally saved this video to my watch later for 3 days, ordered a pizza, then sat down and watched this masterpiece while digging in, great video dude xD
Yeah the same speech that starts with “Why don’t you jump off a cliff.” Also I haven’t had mushrooms on pizza for a long time, I wonder what it taste like?
I like how in the end: 1. Scout accidentally calls gordan ramsey 2. Gordan is mad some rando got his number 3. Gordan actually considers making scout's order until he heard pineapple
While it was amusing hearing most of the team arguing about what toppings that should be put on pizza (with various agreements and disagreements of specific ones), I kinda figured the moment pineapple would be brought up (by Pyro of all people), they all unite and act like a crime against humanity was committed. Though, I'm surprised nobody suggested the anchovies..... to be fair, most don't like anchovies on the pizza anyways.
Anchovies are a common topping in italy, but they share the same issue with bacon: they can be very salty if the restaurant uses salted ones. On the other hand, fresh anchovies cooked on the moment on the pizza are a manna dal cielo, lips-smacking perfection.
This is another situation that would be fixxed if they did the sensible thing: Order their own pizzas. They're mercs, they're stacked. They can afford to buy their own pizzas, and not have to fight over what would go on a pizza.
All toppings have their origins. Some may like them, some may don't. The important thing that often gets lost here is... That everyone has differing tasts. No Topping is absolut good or absolute evil. All find their place in someone's heart. Conflict only leads to conflict, but not to understanding. Respect others, and they'll respect you. shorter version: eat what you like, don't hate on others for liking stuff you don't like, maybe help each other live better.
Problem is that's kinda the point of it. Fighting over completely trivial things that has virtually no impact on life provides the thrill of an argument, without any real repercussion. It is simply so much fun. I would much rather willingly participate in a heated argument in pizza toppings compared to being forced into some debate over serious matters like mRNA vaccines or China.
There's honestly very few pizza toppings I won't eat, and which ones I want kinda just depends on the day. Also Heavy basically telling them "just order separate pizzas" is perfect.
Honestly, I'm with Scout and Soldier, no mushrooms on pizza. Pepperoni and Sausage are the best toppings on pizza. But Engie has the best choice of them all. Bacon is the best topping to put on it. And Pyro's choice bringing everyone together to shut down his topping choice is hilarious. Especially Gordon Ramsey the pizza guy. And Heavy coming up with the logical solution is very fitting for him.
I could sense Peppino being confused and overwhelmed hearing this conversation. And the mercs should have called or even attend either Papa's Pizzeria or Mona Pizza.
In case anyone wants to make something nice for their birthday, I have a solution for you! ICE CREAM PIZZA. Recipe is as follows: #1: any cookie mix of your choice and make a giant ass cookie out of it. #2: soft serve ice cream of your choice, spread it evenly on the whole Cookie. #3: sprinkle your favorite soft candies on top. #4: enjoy your new tasty dessert! (Diabetics approach with caution)
Whenever I order pizza, I get it with spinach, mushrooms, anchovies, and extra garlic. I do this so that nobody will ask me for a slice, and my breath will become so overpowering that nobody will try and talk to me.
Scout: "Alright, guys, we need to decide on pizza toppings. Any suggestions?" Soldier: "I demand that we put anchovies on the pizza. They are the most patriotic of toppings, and will bring glory to our stomachs!" Demoman: "Ye cannae be serious, lad! Anchovies? Ye want to put little fishy fishes on a pizza? How about we put some whiskey and haggis on it instead?" Engineer: "Now, now, fellas, let's not get too wild with the toppings. How about we put some pepperoni and mushrooms on the pizza? It's a classic topping combination that always works." Pyro: "Mmmph mmmph mmmph!" (Translation: "I think we should put gasoline and matches on the pizza. It will be hot and spicy, just like me!") Heavy: "Pizza should have meat. Lots of meat. How about we put sausage, bacon, and ham on the pizza? And maybe some cheese, too. But mostly meat." Sniper: "I reckon we should put some kangaroo and Vegemite on the pizza. It's an Aussie thing, mate." Spy: "Gentlemen, we must consider the elegance of pizza toppings. Let us put some caviar, truffles, and champagne on the pizza. It will be a feast for the eyes as well as the palate." Scout: "Uh, guys, I'm not sure any of those toppings will work. How about we just get a plain cheese pizza?" Soldier: "A plain cheese pizza? That's cowardice, son! How about we put some freedom and democracy on the pizza instead? That's what real Americans eat!" Scout: "Uh, okay, how about we just get a pizza with everything on it?" Demoman: "Aye, that sounds like a plan. I'll even let ye put yer wee fishies on it, Soldier." Soldier: "Huzzah! Anchovies for everyone!" (story from chatGPT)
Funny enough bell peppers and sausage go very well together on pizza, it's a funny detail that you made Demo and Soldier suggest them respectively, only to have them fight over it
People only hate pineapple cause it's meta, just follow the crowd. I hated it too cause of it. I was once getting pizza hut with my dad and we talked about it. He said it was good and insisted I try it. We ended up getting a small pizza with pineapples just to try to go along with the taco pizza's we got. I actually liked it. It adds a sweetness to it, not too strong that dulls the other flavors and not too weak when you can't taste it at all. It was pretty good. edit: leave it to pyro to ruin everything for everyone
Little know fact: Theres a pizza that dosen't have chess at all (just tough and tomato sauce),wich isn't really that bad as long as the sauce itself is good. My personal taste on pizza topping is salami. I like salami on bread, so salami on pizza is basiclly salami on bread. Other toppings: Ham, Margarita, Mozzarella, mushruum (I personally don't really like them, has a weird taste and texture).
Lol, this is hilarious. I like how it kept escalating with a new TF2 merc coming in suggesting their topping and then the call finally being made only for Gordon Ramsay to answer and reject the order because of pineapples. 🍍
Chef Ramsey hang up the phone on Scout, because he mention about Pyro's pineapple pizza. Soldier blames Pyro for getting that choice. 10:39 to 10:48. 😒.
i always assume the pizza place would charge you for "each topping 1.95+" but instead of getting the entire spread your getting what mouse would say is NOT enough.
Here’s my take: done well, a simple Margarita is good by itself. A lot of the times when pizza places overload it with toppings, they’re hiding the fact that the pizza is crap In my mind, the most complex a pizza should be is a 4 cheese mix
I agree with scout, sure it'll be the most basic ass pizza but all you gotta do is make it be good with good old spicy pepperoni. Yeah I make my own pizza, what about it?
My theory of what each class crust preferences Scout, soldier and Heavy: Deep dish crust, can hold a lot of meat and provides a lot of energy. Sniper, Medic and Spy: Thin Crust, light and delicate also can eat one handed while working Engineer and Demo: Cheese stuffed crust, engineer knows how to make a mean cheese stuffed crust and demoman knows that eating cheese helps with hangovers Pyro: Calzon, Ha you thought I would say burnt but no, pyro likes to keep the flavors inside the dough a mystery
I'm surprised you didn't actually make an argument with the most disgusting topping on Pizza I have personally ever seen with my own eyes Marshmallow Peeps Yeah marshmallow peeps are 10 trillion times worse then whatever you think pineapple is
That is an EXCELLENT point. That way everyone can put whatever they want on each of their slices. Sure it's a little bit of extra effort, but everyone wins that way.
Pineapple does belong on pizzas. But it has to be balanced out by the savoriness of a meat topping like pepperoni or ham or the pizza just tastes like melting cheese on a pineapple slice and dunking it in pizza sauce
Leviticus 30:65. And the lord said "Man shall not put Pineapple on for it is an abomination against mankind and Pizzakind, it is also cultural appropriation for the Hawaiians and Italians. One who does such unholy actions deserve and get more than Hell. For even Satan doesn't deserve Pineapple on pizza."
@@valentinvasquez761 please go turn to page 63 in your science book and it scientifically proves that pineapple doesn't belong on pizza and how such a thing causes global warming and transphobia.
I love Pepperoni Pizza, especially the Extra Most Bestest, Thin Crust Pepperoni Pizza and Fanceroni Pepperoni from Little Caesar's; as for Pizza Hut the Detroit Style Pizza. Fanceroni Pepperoni is when the pepperoni are like bowl shaped and covers the entire pizza. Of course, bacon sound like a good pizza topping as well. As for that, I agree with Engineer, Scout, and Soldier for picking a pizza for carnivores. A carnivores' paradise.
I *LOVE* the Three Meat Deep Dish from Little Caesars. Spy saying that Pepperoni, Sausage and Bacon makes the pizza salty is so disrespectful. The Deep Dish has all 3 toppings and it's nowhere near salty.
@@MasterRhino Never thought we'd meet each other again since I made a comment to your video of TF2 Mercs Argue About Their Favorite Fast Food Restaurants. 😉
I like bell peppers and ground beef, the beef makes the pizza a nice amount of grease and the peppers give it a nice crunchy texture. I also sprinkle salt on it too, it’s excellent
Order more than one pizza & each pizza can be made half-n-half to cover for two people; problem solved (BTW, I have yet to hear of any American pizza joint putting different toppings on each of eight slices & the most they would do is put different toppings of each *half* of the pizza). The most serious question to be answered is "How much money are you going to pitch in to pay for it?" "Back in Russia, Heavy would always eat bear meat every day." That's...actually canon. His mother & three sisters too.
1:28 that sounds really good on pizza. spinach, I mean putting bacon on the pizza was really good. Thanks for this video now I really love pizza. Especially the St. Louis style pizza called Imo’s! They’re expensive but they’re delicious! I was thinking about putting asparagus on the pizza. It’s gonna be a healthy pizza! (Not sponsored by Imo’s)
I don't usually do toppings when I order pizza. It's usually just cheese. But I've had pepperoni, bacon, meatballs, peppers, onions, garlic & jalapeños. That last one, let's just say, was not kind to my stomach, among other things.
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I actually like pinnapple.
Its better than stinky fish
Also heavy is base
I swear I still question as to why the fuck pineapple gets dogged on by everyone, it’s still a good pizza toppings. You do realize Americans have chicken and waffles and that doesn’t make sense.
@@mrboomsnook3671 they don't understand pineapple with ham is a tropical delight.
And chicken bbq sauce make good Hawaiian pizza
Pineapple works with certain toppings.
@@howdy64 i never mentioned anchovies. But yeah, they suck. My dad, who worked at a pizza shop in his youth, would tell tales about how they put anchovies under the cheese for customers who angered them enough.
I was gonna comment ‘why not order separately’ but then I remembered that this team is only functional 2% of the time
Lol
Plus buying multiple pizzas is more of a Party kind of thing.
@@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 Eh, they'll work any extra calories off before the leftovers go bad even if they all order their own large and collectively order sides.
lol
I find it amusing that nobody bothers to tell Scout & Soldier that Mushrooms are not vegetables, or plants whatsoever.
Then why are there mushrooms in plants vs zombies?
@@YaDountSai Its just a game.
We learn something knew every day
@@YaDountSai because fungi is kinda like a plant
Mushrooms aren't really zombies
This is the most TF2 conversation I've ever heard. Well done.
Yep, lol
Demoman loving spicy peppers 🌶️ cuz of his personality and soldier loving sausage and engie liking bacon cuz of his country personality and spy loving mushrooms due to his fancy and anti dumbass personality and medic loving olives and saying his olives are superior is amazing
I now wanna try a pizza with all of their toppings. I just want to know if this will be good or horrible.
Spy going uber out of sheer rage at soldier's repeated mentioning of Taco Bell made my day.
6:42 "I'm here. What do you bitches want?" truly is everyone's experience playing as Medic
You got that right 💊
Scout got destroyed by Spy!
As a medic main, The exhaustion in his voice makes it even better
As a medic main, i agree.
I'm here! And I brought drugs!
mushrooms on pizza are surprisingly good. it barely even shows up as anything on the slice but it adds that slight hint of extra you didn't know you'd like.
Very true
Mushrooms are also the best fruit/vegetable/fungi ever too. Idk why it gets so much hate.
Mushrooms go well on most things, they absorb flavors very well and some mushrooms even taste exactly like meat.
There is probably a mushroom for everyone.
@@Buglin_Burger7878 stuffed mushrooms are fantastic.
for me it depends on what type of mushroom it is
cause the most common one is one i cannot eat, the texture causes me to IMMEDIATLY throw up
but then there are some i have no issues with, sadly they are expensiv!
didnt have them on pizza yet...
I personally enjoy Pizza diavolo (pepperonies, bellpeppers and chilies) and also Pizza hawaii (ham and pineapple)
first when i want to heat up myself, later is a childhood staple for me
Solder and scout: pepperoni and sausage
Spy: mushrooms
Engineer: bacon
Demoman: bell peppers
Sniper:tomato
Pyro: pineapples
Also Medic with olives.
Heavy = dislike pizzas
Tomatoes are fruits the team thinks tomatoes are not fruits
Actually, they seem quite fitting to the characters!
for pyro who puts pineapples on a pizza
no one likes it
Their favorite toppings actually fit their characters.
bellpepper demo gaming
Nah, I'd say Pyro should have picked something hot and spicy, like jalapeños or banana peppers
@@tropicalbreeze1164 True I guess.
@@Norim_ I picture him as Hispanic
@@Norim_ what? no. Or, he could be, we dont know
It's absolutely in-character for Scout and Soldier to think Mushrooms are vegetables
And to think that Taco Bell is real Mexican cuisine
i literally saved this video to my watch later for 3 days, ordered a pizza, then sat down and watched this masterpiece while digging in, great video dude xD
What toppings did you have?
@@simply_spencer pepperoni lol
@@suyac1774 nice
I'll rewatch it the way you did now.
I have chicken and mushroom
6:06 Spy's speech sounded like an encouraging one.
As for toppings Mushrooms are the most important for me.
Yeah the same speech that starts with “Why don’t you jump off a cliff.”
Also I haven’t had mushrooms on pizza for a long time, I wonder what it taste like?
Facts.
That stuff went from Dark to funny to hilarious to EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
I cried
Idk, I don't like the texture of mushrooms, I think it has something to do with the physical composition of my tongue.
I usually don’t like ai voice videos but this makes up for it with the writing
6:47
I was looking for TF2 Mercs arguing over candy. This’ll suffice though.
Same
That’d be entertaining tho 😂
Ngyes
@@BluSplatKid Indeed.
@Iniggansaniquangrybirds
I like how in the end:
1. Scout accidentally calls gordan ramsey
2. Gordan is mad some rando got his number
3. Gordan actually considers making scout's order until he heard pineapple
5:45 "STOP MENTIONING TACO BELL!"
-Spy
Of all the things for the Mercs to argue about, ordering a Pizza seems like something they would actually do.
I can't believe I just sat here for 10 minutes and 51 seconds watching the TF2 team fighting over which toppings belong on a pizza.
I honestly would love to see SFM remake of this
I watched these guys argue about fast food restaurants for over 11 minutes, so this isn't much different to me anyway.
Just imagine if Scout did call the pizza delivery only for the person who answered the phone hearing them arguing the entire time 😂
While it was amusing hearing most of the team arguing about what toppings that should be put on pizza (with various agreements and disagreements of specific ones), I kinda figured the moment pineapple would be brought up (by Pyro of all people), they all unite and act like a crime against humanity was committed.
Though, I'm surprised nobody suggested the anchovies..... to be fair, most don't like anchovies on the pizza anyways.
Anchovies are a common topping in italy, but they share the same issue with bacon: they can be very salty if the restaurant uses salted ones. On the other hand, fresh anchovies cooked on the moment on the pizza are a manna dal cielo, lips-smacking perfection.
The funniest part is expecting me to believe 8 grown ass men are gonna share 1 pizza and be satisfied.
Unless it’s one of those Pizza-by-the-slice joints & one slice is big enough to satisfy one person.
Engineer knows what's up 😎
Bacon on pizza is literally the best topping
bacon pep and sausage is great on pizza
Heck no kebab for the win.
You can even make your own at home with minced meat.
Ever try BBQ pizza? So good.
Bacon tends to be pretty bad on pizza, I swear no pizza places can cook bacon for shit
add tuna and bacon
This is another situation that would be fixxed if they did the sensible thing: Order their own pizzas. They're mercs, they're stacked. They can afford to buy their own pizzas, and not have to fight over what would go on a pizza.
All toppings have their origins.
Some may like them, some may don't.
The important thing that often gets lost here is...
That everyone has differing tasts.
No Topping is absolut good or absolute evil.
All find their place in someone's heart.
Conflict only leads to conflict, but not to understanding.
Respect others, and they'll respect you.
shorter version:
eat what you like, don't hate on others for liking stuff you don't like, maybe help each other live better.
You must be a pineapple lover...gross.
nah you like pineapple on pizza you a freak
Except pinapels
This is a bad joke
Problem is that's kinda the point of it.
Fighting over completely trivial things that has virtually no impact on life provides the thrill of an argument, without any real repercussion.
It is simply so much fun.
I would much rather willingly participate in a heated argument in pizza toppings compared to being forced into some debate over serious matters like mRNA vaccines or China.
Alright! You said it brother, can't wait to have some Toothpaste on my Pizza!
There's honestly very few pizza toppings I won't eat, and which ones I want kinda just depends on the day. Also Heavy basically telling them "just order separate pizzas" is perfect.
Pyros "awaaaaah 😡"...
WAS SO MF ADORABLE 😭
Honestly, I'm with Scout and Soldier, no mushrooms on pizza.
Pepperoni and Sausage are the best toppings on pizza.
But Engie has the best choice of them all. Bacon is the best topping to put on it.
And Pyro's choice bringing everyone together to shut down his topping choice is hilarious. Especially Gordon Ramsey the pizza guy.
And Heavy coming up with the logical solution is very fitting for him.
Chicken and mushroom are the best toppings in my opinion
I could sense Peppino being confused and overwhelmed hearing this conversation.
And the mercs should have called or even attend either Papa's Pizzeria or Mona Pizza.
As much I hate getting my medic facestabbed, spy has the point there
In case anyone wants to make something nice for their birthday, I have a solution for you!
ICE CREAM PIZZA.
Recipe is as follows:
#1: any cookie mix of your choice and make a giant ass cookie out of it.
#2: soft serve ice cream of your choice, spread it evenly on the whole Cookie.
#3: sprinkle your favorite soft candies on top.
#4: enjoy your new tasty dessert! (Diabetics approach with caution)
I need to make this for a party one day
Whenever I order pizza, I get it with spinach, mushrooms, anchovies, and extra garlic.
I do this so that nobody will ask me for a slice, and my breath will become so overpowering that nobody will try and talk to me.
Scout: "Alright, guys, we need to decide on pizza toppings. Any suggestions?"
Soldier: "I demand that we put anchovies on the pizza. They are the most patriotic of toppings, and will bring glory to our stomachs!"
Demoman: "Ye cannae be serious, lad! Anchovies? Ye want to put little fishy fishes on a pizza? How about we put some whiskey and haggis on it instead?"
Engineer: "Now, now, fellas, let's not get too wild with the toppings. How about we put some pepperoni and mushrooms on the pizza? It's a classic topping combination that always works."
Pyro: "Mmmph mmmph mmmph!" (Translation: "I think we should put gasoline and matches on the pizza. It will be hot and spicy, just like me!")
Heavy: "Pizza should have meat. Lots of meat. How about we put sausage, bacon, and ham on the pizza? And maybe some cheese, too. But mostly meat."
Sniper: "I reckon we should put some kangaroo and Vegemite on the pizza. It's an Aussie thing, mate."
Spy: "Gentlemen, we must consider the elegance of pizza toppings. Let us put some caviar, truffles, and champagne on the pizza. It will be a feast for the eyes as well as the palate."
Scout: "Uh, guys, I'm not sure any of those toppings will work. How about we just get a plain cheese pizza?"
Soldier: "A plain cheese pizza? That's cowardice, son! How about we put some freedom and democracy on the pizza instead? That's what real Americans eat!"
Scout: "Uh, okay, how about we just get a pizza with everything on it?"
Demoman: "Aye, that sounds like a plan. I'll even let ye put yer wee fishies on it, Soldier."
Soldier: "Huzzah! Anchovies for everyone!"
(story from chatGPT)
What would Medic's pizza topping be? Medicine?
@@smackingjack425awesome3 opium
@@jackakakreanxx5587 it would be CO-
copium
WHY IS IT SO GOOOD
@@touchgrass7129 it said chatgpt
Funny enough bell peppers and sausage go very well together on pizza, it's a funny detail that you made Demo and Soldier suggest them respectively, only to have them fight over it
Love the Jurassic marsh music all the way through
I mean New York style is pretty good, especially stuffed crust.
ooh stuffed crust
I'll stuff all of you in the crust!
I'll stuff you both in the crust!
Honestly I could totally see Spy being a mushroom fan.
I am a fan too yet people get so uptight over it just as much as pineapple on pizza. xD
Chicken and mushroom are my favorite toppings
Can't wait for the sequel where they fight about the different crust options.
“Why is Demoman on top of Scout? Am I in the middle of something? 😏”
Bro when the music stopped after the pyro said pineapples got me😂
6:06 damn spy just had an LTG moment
Funny how Heavy hates pizza for being too greasy, even though bear meat is notorious for its greasy fat.
People only hate pineapple cause it's meta, just follow the crowd. I hated it too cause of it. I was once getting pizza hut with my dad and we talked about it. He said it was good and insisted I try it. We ended up getting a small pizza with pineapples just to try to go along with the taco pizza's we got. I actually liked it. It adds a sweetness to it, not too strong that dulls the other flavors and not too weak when you can't taste it at all. It was pretty good.
edit: leave it to pyro to ruin everything for everyone
Pineapple pizza is trash
@@404rangernotfound2 it's fine, we all make mistakes sooner or later
@@keybladegames_real wow, you don't only have trash taste, you're also condescending, how cute.
@@404rangernotfound2tomatoes are fruits
@@renataanimates and?
Little know fact: Theres a pizza that dosen't have chess at all (just tough and tomato sauce),wich isn't really that bad as long as the sauce itself is good.
My personal taste on pizza topping is salami.
I like salami on bread, so salami on pizza is basiclly salami on bread.
Other toppings:
Ham, Margarita, Mozzarella, mushruum (I personally don't really like them, has a weird taste and texture).
try prosciutto as well. It has a similar taste to salami but is a bit tougher and more flavorful. It's also cured strips rather than a sausage.
Little complaint; Sniper is Australian, so he should pronounce tomatoes as ‘tom-ah-to’ instead of ‘tom-ay-to’
Blame uberduck.ai
i have to agree with scout on the mushrooms and peppers thing, but olives (black) go incredibly hard on pizza when paired with pepperoni
0:52 subtitle be like:
Hearing Scout Call Soldier A Dingus Was Unexpected And Funny AF For Some Reason.. Surprise Non Of His Official Voice Lines Have It
Lol, this is hilarious. I like how it kept escalating with a new TF2 merc coming in suggesting their topping and then the call finally being made only for Gordon Ramsay to answer and reject the order because of pineapples. 🍍
Really love how despite the criticism, Pyro stands up and feels no regret! Thank goodness for He and Heavy!
This is one of the best videos of the mercs arguing, everyone's in character and it's funny as hell. Great writing!
"This man is a disgrace to America!"
"I take that as a compliment."
LOL 😂
Why not.
Buy 2 or 3 pizzas.
Like. There's 9 of them.
The only way one pizza feeds all of them is if it's brought over by a fucking semi.
And each of them being halves.
"If you want to eat bells and peppers, just go to Taco Bell" -Soldier
I love how Engie is always the chill one in arguments who doesn’t take sides and is just okay with everything
Pineapple especially when cooked properly makes a very good topping, making the whole thing sweet and savory, And I will die on this hill.
I love how solider kept bringing up taco bell
Chef Ramsey hang up the phone on Scout, because he mention about Pyro's pineapple pizza. Soldier blames Pyro for getting that choice. 10:39 to 10:48. 😒.
Seems appropriate scout wouldn't understand the many flavors of water. It changes so much based on source and purification
I cracked a laughter when Pyro said Pineapple and everyone went silent.
i always assume the pizza place would charge you for "each topping 1.95+" but instead of getting the entire spread your getting what mouse would say is NOT enough.
0:16 Bro got roasted in 69 languages 💀. Also Pizza with mushrooms is perfect and with some caviar it's just *chefs kiss*
Best toppings:
Pepperoni, mushrooms, pineapple, bellpeppers, red peppers, bacon
Worst toppings:
Onion, sausage, olives, banana peppers
You'd think they could afford to just buy their own personal pizzas
Heavy would be the kind of person to order a bear meat calzone
Mushroom and Pepperoni for me, the flavors complement each other surprisingly well
I like egg (scrambled and drizzled on the pizza) or some chilli to spice it up
Putting pineapple on a pizza is like putting pepperoni in a fruit cocktail; it's something you just don't do.
Pineapple is the relatable joke, but pyro would be so deranged to say anchovies
Or broccoli
I love vegetables on my pizza.
Here’s my take: done well, a simple Margarita is good by itself. A lot of the times when pizza places overload it with toppings, they’re hiding the fact that the pizza is crap
In my mind, the most complex a pizza should be is a 4 cheese mix
My favorite pizza topping had to be pepperoni mmm so good now I’m hungry for pizza
The OG
@@YaDountSaiyes
I love how the heavy is the only one with common sense in this situation.
sausage, peppers, and onions is a very good combo for pizza toppings imo
hearing Medic say Fuck is great
God damn now I'm hungry for some pizza, I think I'm going to have a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and barbecue sauce with some beer
I like how the mercs were singing SpongeBob to relief their anger
I agree with scout, sure it'll be the most basic ass pizza but all you gotta do is make it be good with good old spicy pepperoni. Yeah I make my own pizza, what about it?
Okay, I'm about to send Scout straight to The Woods™ for bad mouthing olives on pizza...
My theory of what each class crust preferences
Scout, soldier and Heavy: Deep dish crust, can hold a lot of meat and provides a lot of energy.
Sniper, Medic and Spy: Thin Crust, light and delicate also can eat one handed while working
Engineer and Demo: Cheese stuffed crust, engineer knows how to make a mean cheese stuffed crust and demoman knows that eating cheese helps with hangovers
Pyro: Calzon, Ha you thought I would say burnt but no, pyro likes to keep the flavors inside the dough a mystery
Can relate to all of them, each preference sounds delicious, specially the calzon, I love calzon
Heavy doesn't like pizza
Heavy would have a load of toppings with minimal thin crust pizza. Like a flat bread sandwich
I respect you use Jurassic marsh theme
I'm surprised you didn't actually make an argument with the most disgusting topping on Pizza I have personally ever seen with my own eyes
Marshmallow Peeps
Yeah marshmallow peeps are 10 trillion times worse then whatever you think pineapple is
That makes itialon ancertsres of the world cry
That ending was the ultimate plot twist
I've had anchovy pizza only once, I remember actually really enjoying it.
Idk, I mean by the time a 4th guy gets in the convo they may as well go "Okay, so... One supreme. One meat lovers... "
And a personal pan Hawaiian, apparently.
Bacon and Ham, 100%
100% agree
Nah. Have you heard of the Godfather from Brooklyn's Finest Pizza? That sh*t is the mother of meat lovers!
Bacon is ham though.
@@TehPiemaygoryou say that like it’s a bad thing lol
@@TehPiemaygor it's like sausage and pepperoni, come from the same animal but taste different.
Okay officaly invited scout soldier and engineer to my pizza party i agree with them 3
Should've just ordered plain
That is an EXCELLENT point. That way everyone can put whatever they want on each of their slices. Sure it's a little bit of extra effort, but everyone wins that way.
Scout, Solider, Demo, Engineer, and Snipers toppings would create a pretty damn good pizza!
Pineapple does belong on pizzas. But it has to be balanced out by the savoriness of a meat topping like pepperoni or ham or the pizza just tastes like melting cheese on a pineapple slice and dunking it in pizza sauce
Dude’s spittin straight facts fr
Leviticus 30:65. And the lord said "Man shall not put Pineapple on for it is an abomination against mankind and Pizzakind, it is also cultural appropriation for the Hawaiians and Italians. One who does such unholy actions deserve and get more than Hell. For even Satan doesn't deserve Pineapple on pizza."
@@gone565-f2w i dont subscribe to that religion, so.... pineapple on pizza it is!
@@valentinvasquez761 please go turn to page 63 in your science book and it scientifically proves that pineapple doesn't belong on pizza and how such a thing causes global warming and transphobia.
@@gone565-f2w that passage was disproven in the latest edition of the science text book
Who doesn't like mushrooms on pizza?
Pineapple, bacon, chicken, and bell peppers are my go to toppings
Chicken on a pizza? Why it becomes so tough and stringy.
Not really it adds more flavor to the pizza, and never had any problems with the chicken being tough
I'm eating chicken and mushroom pizza right now lol
I know I could hear it any day but every time Scout says "fuck" the tiny church woman in my heart lets out a gaulding gasp
I love Pepperoni Pizza, especially the Extra Most Bestest, Thin Crust Pepperoni Pizza and Fanceroni Pepperoni from Little Caesar's; as for Pizza Hut the Detroit Style Pizza.
Fanceroni Pepperoni is when the pepperoni are like bowl shaped and covers the entire pizza.
Of course, bacon sound like a good pizza topping as well.
As for that, I agree with Engineer, Scout, and Soldier for picking a pizza for carnivores. A carnivores' paradise.
This is a man who knows his shit
I *LOVE* the Three Meat Deep Dish from Little Caesars. Spy saying that Pepperoni, Sausage and Bacon makes the pizza salty is so disrespectful. The Deep Dish has all 3 toppings and it's nowhere near salty.
@@MasterRhino Never thought we'd meet each other again since I made a comment to your video of TF2 Mercs Argue About Their Favorite Fast Food Restaurants. 😉
I relate to engi the most, I LOVE barbecue pizza, especially with bacon.
@@DatBoi07 Facts. I have my BBQ pizza with chicken and bacon. So good 🤤
I like bell peppers and ground beef, the beef makes the pizza a nice amount of grease and the peppers give it a nice crunchy texture. I also sprinkle salt on it too, it’s excellent
Order more than one pizza & each pizza can be made half-n-half to cover for two people; problem solved (BTW, I have yet to hear of any American pizza joint putting different toppings on each of eight slices & the most they would do is put different toppings of each *half* of the pizza). The most serious question to be answered is "How much money are you going to pitch in to pay for it?"
"Back in Russia, Heavy would always eat bear meat every day."
That's...actually canon. His mother & three sisters too.
1:28 that sounds really good on pizza. spinach, I mean putting bacon on the pizza was really good. Thanks for this video now I really love pizza. Especially the St. Louis style pizza called Imo’s! They’re expensive but they’re delicious! I was thinking about putting asparagus on the pizza. It’s gonna be a healthy pizza! (Not sponsored by Imo’s)
Mushrooms aren't even vegetables. They're abominations.
Funny thing is, I love em on pizza.
No the abomination of pizza topping is marshmallow peeps
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THE FACT YOU HAD TO BRING IT UP MAKES ME ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY CRINGE BECAUSE THAT MEANS SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID THAT
@@Man_Aslume yeah it's true sadly someone actually did
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If i had to choose between pineapple pizza and that type of pizza
I would choose pineapple
@@Man_Aslume like I said if you want to meme pineapple you ain't seen the actual pizza the hell 😂
I don't usually do toppings when I order pizza. It's usually just cheese.
But I've had pepperoni, bacon, meatballs, peppers, onions, garlic & jalapeños.
That last one, let's just say, was not kind to my stomach, among other things.
Pizza is actually an Italian alteration of a Chinese food
i'll go for mushrooms, bell peppers and olives