Not single anymore!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ต.ค. 2024
- After many years of the single life I can officially state I'm OFF the market! This is my first meet my partner video and I think a lot of you will be upset. If you are finding it difficult knowing that I'm no longer available please contact our listening staff and someone will listen to your crying.
Helplines:
twitter: @Chris_Kendall_
Insta: @crabstickz69
Patreon: patreon.com/crabstickz
Music by Kevin Macleod
Thumbnail design by @SilvijaVil
Me looking at the thumbnail: It’s just gonna be him isn’t it
I thought it was PJ.
@@irineadler7880 Yeah i thought it was gonna be pj
His hand isn't even on the other person's shoulder.
I also thought it was PJ
i definitely looked at the thumbnail and said "is that pj"
How is it that everytime he goes on a break he gets MORE attractive
Your cheques in the post.
crabstickz it’s just unfair to the rest of us... you can’t take all of the attractiveness :/
Right? Can that happen to me? How can he get any hotter?
honestly
It's cause we miss him
I CAN'T BELIEVE MCR CAME BACK EARLIER THAN YOU DID
jo underrated comment
Lmaoooooo
who's jo
I choked on my Pizza Rolls reading this comment 😂😂
You just made my day 😂
why is he so soft looking in that jumper someone save me
He still does TH-cam like its 2014 and I love it
ikr? i miss these kinds of videos that creators made when they first started their channel
I love that the green screen is just there serving absolutely no purpose
sophie unsolved I’m the green screen
thats what he wants you to think
i really hope someone edits something onto that green screen
sophie unsolved you don't want to know what is hiding
what if the green screen is being used to show a green screen
ah yes, the two genders. chris and chris' lover.
Chris and Chris
As a trans guy with the name chris I find myself agreeing
why did this make me laugh so much
@@playlistfiend754 komodie
I'm jealous of Chris finding a guy like Chris.
Same
Relatable
You need to try to find yourself like he did, you are the best person you know because you are you. I'm not saying that you need to be "single" Just try to enjoy yourself as much as you can
@@willhegg2427 wut
@@mrrtlv2421 idk I was high off of incence fumes😂
Sometimes when I watch chris i can't tell if he's just insanely brilliant or brilliantly insane
yes
Both
Yes
Si
I vote insane
this video has the perfect amount of awkward and fourth wall breaks. it literally sums up what i consider to be “perfect comedy”. how does he do it?
How does this comment have 622 likes, a heart and NO REPLIES!
Chris is one of the few people who you know is doing better when he’s talking to himself
Wtf my name is Imogen Lee too. I’ve never met another Imogen Lee.
Him and Dan
@@Name-hf1kd ok "Name"
🤣
Why does this have 7 likes? Are u guys all Imogen Lee?
Literally
i’m frankly tired of being ghosted by u like this 😔
Same 😒
it’s like once i finally get over u, u come back into my life and ruin me all over again ;(
It's how I roll, if you can't handle it then this is over *rides off on Harley*
@@crabstickz my lord...
Omg
“It’s been 7 months... I wouldn’t say I’ve done anything...”
Same.
Chris: wish I could date a boy like me
Chris: wait, I'm a boy like me
...I think he's desperate
I love chris more than anything or anyone in the world including myself
chris is such a troll i love him
If my boyfriend doesn’t greet me as “howwdy sexy lady” then ion want him
I'm just as uncomfortable with his self-flirting as I am with actual couples flirting. God tier acting.
Peekaloo TEA
Chris is a stereotypical dnd bard to such an extent; he just seduced himself
an underrated observation
Like the bard from the Witcher series....kind of looks like Chris
oldfatherted YES
He looks like Jaskier lmao
@@oldfatherted I wish he was the bard in the Witcher instead. Noticed the resemblance and missed Chris
I often worry about him. It’s 2023, and we haven’t heard from him. Chris, if you’re out there, we hope you’re okay. ❤
I’m sure I’ve seen him in Harrogate one morning. I could be wrong tho.
two videos? in a year? i knew 2019 would feed me well
Grace 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂🤣
Ah yes, a great year for Crabstickz fans. It reminds me of when Radiohead released two albums in one year.
:3
He was also in videos with pj we really got a lot of Chris content this year
Ikr
The way he acts like a teenage girl around himself makes me laugh so hard.
We missed you Chris!
@@issagold7176 dumb reply because my comment was obviously a joke and I am aware that not all Teenagers act like this but being one myself I see LOADSA teenage girls act like this with there bfs.
I was basically commenting on how Chris was being funny by acting like that around himself. 🎭🙄
Chris is back and his boyfriend is a snack
Ain't no lack in his pack, ain't no slack in this track
Stay away from my man, he has a wandering eye.
crabstickz you got yourself a keeper
@@crabstickz IM WHEEZING
@@crabstickz I WILL TAKE YOUR MAN HAHAHAHA
Your ability to swing me between massive cringing and falling on the floor laughing is nothing short of genius. Also, that Mary Berry line? Amazing.
"His mum's like a mum to me now" and then immediately cuts the shot because he probably started laughing his ass off. He's quite honestly so hilarious that I'm having trouble wrapping my head around it.
"his mum's like a mum to me now"
I thought it was going to be PJ.... I was not disappointed.
lilium.anima same tbh they have the same hair outline lol
The fact that Chris has to bend over to walk through the door, I-
💦
It’s so weird cus he’s such a soft boy and in my mind he’s just tiny but he’s actually a GIANT and I’m ???
hi jb
@@yasmine6920 Oh hello. Yes, tis I. JB of Got7
@@hannahhere5461 omg ahgases are everywhere now
the whole "mlm date men who look exactly like themselves" thing taken to the extreme
I wish someone would flirt with me the way Chris flirts with himself.
i love how he's too tall for the door
I was so scared for his head
I LITERALLY FLIPPED OUT WHEN THE NOTIF CAME UP
Same
OK zoomers
SAME
I had to check the posted date 10 times to make sure it's really real
Same
We're in such an abusive youtube relationship, Chris. You ghost us but we can't help but keep coming back the moment you show any vague interest in us with your bi-annual uploads. Please come back. We're so good together. It'll be different this time. Promise.
Lydia I can’t help but always come back to him, it’s really toxic.
Yeah I think I need therapy.
Life... happens.
Creativity is hard.
With deepest sincerity, it is my hope that you are doing well, living your life.
y'all thought Phil was the last of the emo hair, jokes on you its actually *CHRIS*
Love the fact that like 5 years on and I'm still instantly clicking on the notifications that I forgot I had, you cant stop loving *talent*
"I found my man. And it me."
I would buy that T-shirt NOW.
honestly
Absolutely 😄
I'm in a polyamorous relationship with me, myself and I
I can't believe that after 7 years I still have a crush on Chris
You randomly pop into my head as OG TH-camr that I couldn’t stop watching. I hope you’ve been well and taking care of yourself.
How has he managed to stay in the early TH-cam comedy mindset and format for this long
stubbornness baby!
Peterz Panic I enjoy it tbh XD
@@crabstickz keep goin baby
@@crabstickz the best humor out there srsly
He only uploads once a year that’s how 😂😂😂
The last time i was this early chris was single
38 seconds in and I already lost it at the "I'm self-partnered now"
I wasn't aware that this was new, though. I was waiting for them to name a date.
Chris has a sense of humor that you just.....don’t see anywhere else. It’s hard to describe. I just love it, and I’m grateful every time he posts a new video. I can’t believe I’ve been following him for EIGHT years now
I know, he has such a great kind of humor that I love.
“love yourslef” was the best ending title screen I’ve ever seen tbh
everyone in the comments be talking about how Chris is a snack but Chris is also a snack and im sick of that being overlooked 😤
Best comment hands down
What...,
Chris is such a good actor he seduced himself.
why 2.7K likes but no comment
@@megadaddysean mysterious
Lmao🗿
I am also self partnered but I don't like my girlfriend. Might cheat on her actually.
yikes i hope she doesn't find your comment. oops too late. say g'bye to your relationship
Frances MOOD
Maybe you wanna give her my number :)
Shit, sorry, say bye to your relationship ship :/
(Not sorry xd)
Some people really didn't get the joke 🙄
I remember meeting you at The Grove in LA. You were so genuinely friendly and let me take pics with you. Glad you're doing amazing!
Did any of us ever really stop loving Chris lol. I’m an ✨adult✨ finishing a PhD, teaching undergrads, but also somehow 14 laying on my bedroom floor being sad and using OG TH-camr comedy skits as escapism from existential depression. Pretty sure if he picked up TH-cam again tomorrow the entire fan base would still be here.
I think the reason Chris pops up every 6 years or so is because of how long these videos with himself take to edit
“You wasted your time ... Dodie” AHAHSFF
I fucking died lmaoooo
I WHEEZED
someone explain !!
@@boxdfin5808 he's done videos with dodie clark (doddleoddle) before. They're good friends i think :)
TOOTIME someone fill me in!!!!!
chris out there redefining "self love"
I think you mean slef love
Who is here in 2024 wondering where he's at
Me
Apparently he streams on twitch now. Though by the time of this comment, he hasn't streamed for two months 🧍
@@lemon-lee7901 Damn that's wild 😭
Still here, every now and then I also wonder ..where he at 🥲
@@semirelatablesarah I miss him :((
I can't believe this was two years ago, I remember watching this the day it came out. Chris I hope your doing well
edit -its now been 4 years. I truely do hope that these past years have done right by you. Hope that your out there loving yourslef. Much love fr
I too suffer from " :'( mhm sad all the time"
I wish I could love myself as much as Chris loves his boyfriend.
I swear at this point Chris doesn’t age
6:47 bruh dodie.. that attack was brutal
who?
annie yes i am dodie. she’s another youtuber + a singer :)
bruh, I was looking for a comment about this. I was like "did everyone just NOT hear him say dodie, or am i trippin"
aaa i was so damn unsure if i heard it right :O i didn't know they could've been a thing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
we stan Chris for not extending the video to 10:00 for ads
This is Smeagol and Gollum on a whole 'nother level.
You win the comment section
Chris: "where the hell have you been?"
Me: *W H E E Z E*
funny that when chris is talking about harry potter in my head was all "oh he could get along with garrett watts just fine"
Omg yes!!!!🙌 !
omg yes! Now i really want them to meet because i feel like they'd get along so freaking well!
they would get along so well, ngl they should meet
Damn true
@@JustAnAnxiousMess true that
Okay. We are ready for the annual video...
Lmfao I can’t tell if he’s a giant or just has a tiny door 😂
He's a giant.
This is secretly just Chris’s ad so someone wants to date him
Carly Burstedt I volunteer as tribute
@@sunshineboi8932 I was thinking the same
Me ofc
🙋♀️
I volunteer but the fact that I'm attracted to him, makes me think he likes boys cause that always happens to me.
I don't want Chris now, I want Chris' boyfriend
Ever since I've met Chris people talk to me less. It's like the only reason they wanna hang out with me is to see Chris. It makes me sick.
@@crabstickz Everything is fine until they start hanging out with Chris without you.
Catch me sweating while chris yells at me for ghosting
"Ya great big beef boy"...I can really feel the connection between Chris and Chris.
Hey Chris, It’s been 9 or so years since I started following you. I come back to this channel from time to time to check in. In all this time on TH-cam I’ve never found a more akin and relatable person. I hope you are still being your creative self whether that be publicly or privately. As much as I’d like you to make a video, I would be okay if you were never active on social media again, no explanation needed. I’ll always give you my full support and I wish you all the best
I can’t believe how much I’ve missed this little troll
Aromantic people when their families pester them about finding love.
Aromatic 😂 best typo 🤣🤣🤣
Same. Even though I actually appreciated Emma Watson talking about trying to be happy to be single, there's nothing like Crabstickz taking the piss out of something (even something I actually liked :P)
the best of the worst y E S lmao
stop bringing your dumbass ace shit into everything
@@isabella3945 aro*
CHRIS YOU'RE LOOKING SO MUCH HEALTHIER AND HAPPIER I HOPE YOU'RE DOING GOOD WE LOVE YOU
Chris read the Emma Watson story on being "self-partnered" and found it so absurd that THATS what it took to get him to create a video after ages
Yes.
chris doesn’t come back often but when he does.. boy it’s always perfect comedy
omg chris and his boyfriend are so cute they even wear matching jumpers!
Chris: Im not single
Also Chris: Its just me, myself and i
Ooh a 3-way?
The professional green screen alone was worth watching this. 🙌
“Call me if you change my mind”
I’m dying.
I still miss your content. I still rewatch your videos and you always make me laugh. I hope whatever you're up to, you're happy and having fun
why is this literally exactly my favourite kind of humour
“He’s perfect. Isn’t he perfect? He’s brilliant, isn’t he?”
Yes Chris. You- I mean he- is so perfect 😂
We totally shipped you!
So that's why this is recommended
Why is this comment been ignored?
How
WHY DOES IT SAY THIS CHANNEL WAS FROM 50 YEARS AGO
wow didn’t know you’d be here
i always come back to your channel and watch your older videos once or twice every year and they are just as good every single time. thank you for your existence 🥺 i hope you are well and safe and healthy!! 🤍
4 years…. We miss you Chris!
chris: i know there's a few people out here - that fancy me *points at the camera *
me: * feels attacked *
i never realised how tall Chris was until i saw him at the door
Well the whole fantastic foursome thing was three obscenely tall people and one very tall person, it all made for confusions perspective.
It's freaky how relatable this video is. Also Chris, you're smoking hot.
I was watching “the Witcher” and you reminded me so much of the bard that sings all the time and that. Idk why you just look similar and the voice reminds me of you. You should’ve played him. :)
THANK YOU that's all I could think when I started watching the Witcher!
first thing i thought when jaskier was introduced was 'that reminds me of crabstrickz'
YESSSSSS HE IS ALL I THOUGHT OF
"miss you daddy" caught me hella off guard
Chris you ghosted us for so long and come back with a boyfriend- I’m ashamed
Stop getting prettier unless you’re willing to self-partner with me thanks
WHY TF DIDN'T TH-cam NOTIFY ME I ALMOST MISSED THIS IMPORTANT EVENT
k its 2021 now, will be awaiting ur next video
Honestly waiting for a comeback in 2024. I can sense it...
This video is me whenever my mom asks me why I don’t have a boyfriend yet 🤷🏻♀️
this reminds me so much of that glee episode where sue married herself and now i can't unsee it
Sorry Emma, Sue did it first!
I thought of that too ahaha glad i'm not the only one
oh my g o d i forgot about that episode
That's such a great episode
I did too 😂😂 I loved her wedding to herself
It’s that time of year again: crabstickz has uploaded.
I can feel it in my bones…Chris is gonna upload within the next two years
"its been like 7 months" chris its been a year i miss you