25 facts about me! | Chris Kendall
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I can't tell when he's being serious or like idk what's true or not lol
Roxanna Ray neither do i
***** i worship
That's his humour, I love dry sarcastic humour.
That's his humour, I love dry sarcastic humour.
same
You forgot the fact you were a medical student
isn't he a science major
I'm a medical student, how can I help?
...from a long line of Farmers.
Cameron Weatherford I'm a science guy, you need some aid?
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
SCIENCE RULES
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
He's such a pro at comedic delivery.... his mannerisms and tone are what make what he's saying 10x funnier.
riighht?
"Pictures of my privates" 😂😂😂😂
That's what makes comedy funny in general. lol
Hey Jamie Not everyone is good at it. That was my point mmkay
Kiz zie No I know lol. I was just saying that's the formula. And he's pretty much the ONLY one on TH-cam who does it properly
Chris being bi is actually very considerate, letting both genders think they have a shot with thAT GLORIOUS HUMAN BEING
Snufflechops Glitterpoop that's not exactly what it means
Chloe Isabella Penna ???
Tom Nicholls I'M A MALE MAN AS WELL! I FEEL SO LUCKY NOW.
Snufflechops Glitterpoop bahahaha
hi!! just lettinf u know that "both genders " is a transphobic thing. also dont assume chris is attracted to binary male and binary female!! it could b any 2 genders. have a good day!!
I don't care that he's not making videos I just want him to be happy, I hope that he's okay because he seems like he's not
don't get me wrong tho I loved this video a lot
+Sarah Smith I spiritually agree
Same...
I agree
+Josie Jones Which youtuber?
"Leave me a comment telling me what you want me to do next on this channel."
ANYTHING CHRIS
ANYTHING
I JUST WANT MORE VIDEO
U GPT IT
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT JUST DO ANYTHING
+Annie Howell IKR
Yea
Lauren Kaylor Your profile picture is exactly how I feel right now
UPLOAD CHRIS
like phil lester once said: it's a good thing to be strange, normalness leads to sadness
Aye
That's my yearbook quote xx
"I think normal people should be shot" best quote EVER
Every comment is "are you really bi?" or "are you okay?" All I want to know is did you finish all your captain crunch? 😂
SimpleChitterChatter this should be top comment
SimpleChitterChatter the questions we REALLY need to know!
PleaSE CAN HE HAVE CHRIS BACK ON TH-cam WE CAN SACRIFICE SAM PEPPER
CHRIS WE NEED YOU
I MISS U SO MUCH
Phils left nipple I LOVE YOUR NAME
Phils left nipple FOLLOWED!! Im @shiningphan
Phil's left nipple follow me too
" I love losing control " "I like being asleep more than life " are you okay
I'm the same way though
if you listen carefully, you can hear him saying "help me"
+Leni Sandberg
#savecrabstickz
+Yazmyne'sLife, I'm new here. Can you tell me where did you find out about this, please?
+スレニ 😂😂😂😂
"So I'm not like a complete normal square. I have got something interesting. I'm not completely boring. :)" I laughed so hard, omg.
iS THAT YOU AND DAN HOWELL
isabeau lewis video/links on my channel about it, but yes! Short version: he and Phil are both very kind individuals. =)
***** i'll check out your channel! so happy for you that you met them!
I can imagine pansexuals as a scribble.
Travannah we really are and it's true you can't be friends with the people of the gender(s) you like I live under a rock
I miss his videos so much.....I just hope he's happy though. surely no one wants vhris depressed
Chris*
same I want him back I hope He's OK though
i like your profile pic
TalsTals Mcgals thanks
I'm really confused about this whole situation, can someone please explain it to me? I knew who he was but I never really watched his videos and I just don't understand
"I'm to busy fucking people"
Chris 2015
*too
I think we made our profile pictures from the same site xD
69 likes
Mario SIlva O_O XD
raise your hand if you're in love with Chris and he'll never know or even notice you and your comments....... #NoticeMeSenpai
- Roman :)
Junior Productions ME ME ME!
***** Calm down stranger! He's still not gonna notice you no matter how many times you shout. *cough*
***** your perf XD
***** omg chris..... you actually seriously just completed my life..... *faints* naw, i'm not guna act like a weirdo fan girl (that's beck hodkins jobs ;p) anyway.... erm, a bit lost for words but yeah, there's a video on my channel called "MEET ROMAN" you know... think of it as a dating profile ;) no actually don't, i'm guna stop being weird, love your videos chris, you kinda inspire me, so from one eccentric, cis, bi, male, youtuber to another, just thank you for being you :) and keep up you're awesome videos :3
- Roman :)
*rasies hand*
i really wish i was friends with chris. i feel like he would be the type who doesn't mind having a deep conversation and make dirty jokes.
Same ✋🏻
Yes
CHRIS WHERE YOU AT WE MISS YOU
i see you literally everywhere
I see you everywhere too XD
Chris pls
+The Duckling Oh my god you really are everywhere
+The Duckling IS HE EVEN ALIVE?
you say all these things in a funny way but for some reason i find some of them really deep I'm confused ?????
That's Chris for you
the "I think normal people should be shot" made me laugh so much, the way he said it actually made me tear up
***** very
You know what they say about guys with big feet
They wear big shoes.
*NO COOL SHOES*
crabsdicks
That just sounds bad... Ew lol
Grabstick's 25 facts:
1) Its long
2) Its hard
3) you can only grab it
4) Its oak-coloured
5) its a wand that's 11inches
Dumbledore's wand to be exact.
I'm a wannabe vlogger on TH-cam with only an iPhone, but I believe the simplest tools can be used for big dreams. It'd help a stack if you checked my channel and maybe my videos out, and leave me a suggestions or two. Thank you
Good one
Fishdicks
SixtySecondYoga Yoga southpark?
This is literally my first video of Chris's even tho I knew of him from Dan and Phil and there are all these comments saying he left TH-cam but y would he do that he's so funny I was laugh so hard
Same, literaly is the first video i ever see and i don't know why he quite TH-cam, he's awesome and his personality is too weird in an adorable way :c
+Panda Trembel i didn't know that!! Thanks for answering, and i agree, i want him to be happy
+Panda Trembel so is he like gone forever or is he gonna come back
+silja silja
he still does livestreams sometimes, he might still upload videos every now and then but I'm not sure
Icryovertwentyønepiløts k thanks
"i lost my dignity at around seven" same
Really? it took you that long... wow
Why this dude look like a member of Panic! At The Disco
Omg😂
+MyChemicalPilotsPanickedAtTheDiscoBecauseOfPhan I freaking love your username dude👏👏
+Maria Whittington thanks
Gotta Ryan Ross
There’s a reason he’s full of milk ;)))))))
I am in a Chris Kendall marathon just because i miss him. I just want to have a chance to hug this man. Thank you.
is it just me or has he literally not aged at all since 2013?? he looks exactly the same
Hi! Nice to see you... Again 😂✌🏼️
hey bae
+ukulele punks
it's only 2 years mate. 20 year olds don't really age much
Shamic Entertainment yeah, but I know mid twenty year olds that look completely different than they did 2 years ago
ukulele punks Smokers
"I'm 27"
Me: wait. Wait for me.
me at jacksepticeye tbh
me with Phil when I found put he's turning 30
+Destiny Baker Your profile picture gives me life
+Anime Whale Thanks friendo ^ω^
+Destiny Baker Phan? I love*
he's 6'2"...
Are all the giants in the world in a club or something bc Dan and Phil are really tall too
Trinity Vandever Londons people life probs
Trinity Vandever and pj
Chris, Pj and Phil are all the same height and Dan is even a bit taller
Pls don't abandon me again
Us....I meant us
Blurry, we all know you're Chris trash
He abandoned us again 😢
He's really busy with oscars hotel, I'm sure he'll upload when he's able
I know...I don't want to lose him again....
Bet you can't draw a unicorn riding a unicycle down a volcano thats erupting
(subtle hints)
Marisol Vega i would pay to see that lol
I'm a vlogger on TH-cam with only an iPhone, but I believe the simplest tools can be used for big dreams. It'd help a stack if you checked my channel and maybe my videos out, and leave me a suggestions or two. Thank you
***** are you a jacksfilms fan?
Mikes888 RANDOM DOESN'T EQUAL FUNNY XDDDDD
you know what they say about people with big feet...they have big socks
+natalie i love ur profile picture
yes
"I'm a vine star now, i'm a bit like cameron dallas except-"
me: not shit?
"British"
me: oh
"I'm not drunk now."
That's what all the drunks say.
He's not as think as you drunk he is
chris could upload an hour long video of him sleeping and I'd be like YESS CHRIS SLAY THIS IS ART WE'VE BEEN BLESSED !!
sigh chris we miss u please don't leave again
dog mom ari yah :((
babe please upload
:(
He abandoned us again 😓
+emma Rose x he didn't abandon us :) He's coming back he's just busy. We need to be patient with him and trust him but not expect anything because you know... if we pressure him more and more, he might quit permanently. So.. Let's just wait and support him all the way :D
he's super busy with oscar's hotel but he'll be back... he has to come back
"I'm full of milk." wait are you ryan ross now or
Did you just ?
AllyEverdeen_ get tHE FUCK OUT
NOOOO
Riding away on the nope unicorn
Oh my god
tf I just discovered Chris just to find out he made this video 5 months ago
damn.
Same I just discovered him cause I've been too busy with Phan
+ρнαитιѕιzιиg ƒɾεαҡ I was snopping around for phan videos when i found the fantastic foursome and now i love kickthestickz and i wish Chris would come back :( I'mma go craft now K?
OMG WHAT!? Crap I just subscribed and didn't even notice...
+Arisugar omg same
damn same exact situation
So I guess we're back to "Chris rambling on in the character of "crabstickz" a.k.a slightly off-center, "something-seems-to-be-deeply-wrong-but-it's-alright-because-it's-all-just-a-joke-but-is-it-really" style of videos. Which is fine, because I still find them funny/I like watching them. And I guess it's what people expect from you? But only do it if you're happy with it. Because you seemed so done with it all in your super honest video a while ago, and I don't want you to feel miserably trapped in a character/version of you that doesn't feel like you anymore, you know? But then again, I guess maybe you might be lost and just reverting back to what you know? Idk do what you want, I'll watch it. I like your vlogs but you're probably right in putting them on your second channel. Maybe make some skits, if you want? You're funny and talented enough, I guess it's just a matter of having ideas/still being interested in making that kind of stuff? It's hard to just make that stuff up out of nothing, especially when you haven't done it in so long. Sorry, that was a useless ramble. Why the fuck do I bother leaving comments like this? You don't know me, I don't know you.
Naomi Grace Well said. Thank you for putting my thoughts into words.
haikumaster haha I honestly never understand why other people bother to read the shit I comment, but I'm always happy when they do because I guess it's just nice to be acknowledged; makes me feel like less of a loser-who-spends-too-much-time-on-the-internet, so thanks :)
Naomi Grace He can still be funny and be himself. Even in his daily vlogs you can still see that same style of humour, and I think this is a nice compromise between comedy and honesty.
Maximusringrock But is he being truthul? Is he being himself? He said in the 'What am I?' video, that he wasn't telling the truth for a long time. And I'm a bit worried that he just 'did the same mistake again' again.
Maximusringrock yeah I agree with you, and I liked this video, these were just my thoughts, and I just wanted to say he shouldn't feel he has to do this if he doesn't want to (it kind of felt like he didn't want to in his "what am I? What is all this?" video). Not that I know what "this" is. God, whatever. This is all so intangible. Why am I chatting shit about nothing?
CHRIS! Could you please, please, please do a collab with PJ?
Lots of love~
Well they are doing Oscars Hotel together so I guess that's kind of a collab
sourlemoncake He's done a couple videos with PJ. :)
Like Kaylay said, there's Oscar's Hotel as well as others. There's a few on PJ's channel.
Lots of love who? You never finished it..
Kage Tomas well, I've seen the old ones ans I'm glad there's Oscar's Hotel :)
And the newest videos, I like them too
Izzy Milkowski It's just "lots of love" since it's a comment so lots of love from me, the owner of this channel
"i'm full of milk" are you ryan ross
STOP PLS
tOO FAR
HOLY SHIT OMG
AGGHH NO
FUCKVKKF
"I'm left-handed"
Me: Yaaay left-handed peeps unite!
\(^.^)/
"One of the devils children"
Me: oh piss off chris!
He said it because people genuinely used to believe that left handed people were the devils spawn. They used to beat kids who wrote with their left hand in schools.
Hanna Bernö You say it like it's a bad thing
I'm on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second I'm one of them
ClaraOswinOswald ;)))))
Haha, love the responses to this! :D I am aware of that being left-handed was considered being an offspring to the devil, I was simply shocked by the twist of how he said it :)
This was released a year ago *applauds slowly from closet* xD
same
I came across this comment and read your name... I'm crying ;-;
+Xandrioh Darkness sAME
+Killjoy Maxx Im gonna be a killjoy for halloween :0
This is the second comment ive seen of yours on a different video. I dont know why i felt the need to share that I just thought it was interesting
Its been 84 years
I just hope he's happy
How have I never watched this man's videos before he is amazing
very amazing
+AnnaIsNotABanana same
I thought your name was analisnotbanana and I was confused
"People don't like clowns"
False Wiggles is my favorite character 🃏😂
I love when Chris genuinely laughs and doesn't edit it out, it fills me with joy
You're a morning person? Oh my, how can you be a fellow youtuber?! :) xx
Rarely before 10! x
HEY. Where the fuck have you gone?
+mattyfox666 Give your head a shek lad there's a lot of people waiting
Love this!!!
OlanRogers LOVE YOU OLAN
Olan 💕
OlanRogers Love you!!
"I'm full of milk" are you Ryan Ross??
Brb dying xD
nO
+hikari kakashi no.
卌American Psycho卌 yES
hikari kakashi nOPE
crabstickz fans lay limp in the comment section, their bodies frail and shriveled from the lack of uploads.
Your little giggles when you come out of character always make me smile Chris please don't start editing them out because they're really cute
WARPED! Crash bandicoot was my childhood and remains my favourite series of games
careycrew1 YES!
his personality is so attractive (I'm not saying that he's not physically attractive though,,)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL RAY OF SUNSHINE
chris was so ahead of his time
"I lost my virginity at about 17... so if you find it please return it to my PO box"
Oh my gosh, Chris is one of the few youtubers who can make me genuinely laugh XD
I have a joke. Carter Reynolds
Nice profile picture ;)
I care what you think. Because of your profile picture.
Nice comment and great picture
I see you everywhere! |-/
Ayyyyyy nice one xD
Chris can you do a whole video of Enrique? He's my favourite character of yours
Yaaaas
|-/
I commented this a while back and ... 'HE DEAD' -Chris ;-;
Willow Gritzmaker |-/
|-/
wait... was this his coming out video????
im pretty sure he's said he's bi before, like years ago...
Im left-handed, You're Left Handed and Dan's Left Handed!!
im left handed too. we all should get married.
yes,yes,yes... i get Dan.. But Dans with Phil soon
AND DIL'S LEFT HANDED TOO YAY
Wtf I'm right handed I better train my left hand cuz my mom is left handed
This video is going to put a smile on my face for the rest of the day
Any vid of Chris makes me smile. I'm sad I'm gonna be missing them when I'm on my cruise. 😔
***** pfft no worries. lol. it's just been a shitload of airplane riding and hotels so far. tho the one im at now has this awesome computer area, which is where i am now. :-)
"crabstickz" has been one of my most used passwords for like, 5 years. I hope you're honored.
You are not 27, Chris...
Keana Casey why not lol!?
***** You just seem a lot younger, I don't know I guess I just never associated you with an age.
***** but I thought you were 5!?
You look like 23
Keana Casey I'd say 22 tops.
25 facts about Chris Kendall, this is going to be a wild ride
my ghost. where'd you go? i can't find you ANYWHERE PLS COME BACK TO TH-cam
EEEEY HALSEY 😂😂
That Halsey reference ❤️
HE'S BACK HE'S BACK HE'S BACK
HE IS? OMG THANK YOU FOR THIS I'VE BEEN OFF THE INTERNET LATELY THANK U SO MUCH !!
raise your hand if you really wanna run your hands through chris' hair
Hand raised
🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋
+Bree Crystal *RAISES HAND*
ps if your icon is you i just wanted to say you are really pretty!
🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼
🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋
Is Chris hiding a dead body in the background on his bed.
Yes
*hes hiding 2. They're curled up like a bugs.
Alyssia King lmao
maybe it's becca hodgekins
He's bi. It's probably PJ waitin for him😏
GOLD, BRING IT BACK!!! WANT MORE
That was the best opener I've ever heard
6:47 the milk fic
Omg your username and this comment gave me life ily.
i literally thought the same????
Alexis Williams i live for the bells jon video
No
Hannah Gilmore yes
I'm in love with this man. His 'depressed/crazy' humor is hilarious. Why isn't he bigger than Pewdiepie??
I'm glad you cleared up the crabs thing, I'd always wondered.
So we're back to Crabstickz instead of Chris?
Chris, we all really love you. Don't be pressured to try to be funny or stupid to keep your subscribers. Be yourself and do what you enjoy doing on this channel. If anybody unsubscribes because of that, they deserve to have a cactus shoved up their nose 😊
look at this beautiful angel look at this pure and precious wonderful human being god bless him i hope he lives a long and prosperous life its 2am
I have been following u for several years and I must say I like the new more "real' you. I always saw your talent but felt like you were always holding back a bit on your true self. Thanks for sharing!
YES! I agree very, very much.
"drink puhleaseee" your wheezy laugh is amazing
i never get tired of rewatching chris’s videos. i think his eyes are hypnotic...
3 cheers for Chris, for being the only youtuber to just casually say he's bisexual, and realise that it's not a big deal.
he reminds me of matthew gray gubler soooooo damn much
I think so, too! He's like a lost separated MGG's lil brother
I feel like I can relate him so much...like its crazy...
Happy Birthday Chris! Turning 28 ehhh?!? I hope you have an amazing birthday and hang out with pj and you're new flat mates and I don't knew ayt the fuck auto correct just did okay I'm goin to go i LOVE YOU CHRIS NEVER FORGET THAT AND HOPEFULLY YOU CAN SATRT POSITING AGAIN BECAUSE WE NEED YOUR videos on our life, talk about ray of shine PHIL, yOU ARE THE LITERAL SUN AND YOU SERIOUSLY WILL ALWAUS HAVE A SMILE ON YOUR ACE AND LAUGH you make us laugh and we're not even there with you! You make people laugh all across the world and that's been gone recently, it's been dull and boring, please come back Chris. pLEASE. we don't know what you're going through right now but on be half of us, crabsluts. we need you back and we love you.
Yep, happy 28th Chris!!
I'd love to get drunk with you, you must be the funniest dude ever.
-I'm not old enough to drink legally yet ops- *runs away*
Lorelay Jackson Actually, legally you can drink at any age pretty much. You just can't buy alcohol.
***** if it's in your own house and you're with an adult you can drink from 5 years old. Doesn't make a whole load of sense but that's the UK for you.
xoRobynnn good to know lol
Lorelay Jackson just in case you want to get your children hammered
***** Did I say it was legal to supply alcohol to under 18s? No, smartass.
This video was made over a year ago, but I'm just now finding it and I'm in love.
dOES ANYBODY ELSE JUST REALLY LIKE CHRIS'S EYES
boys with big feet means boys with big socks
Top fans everywhere in the comments wow
PUNK UKULELE
TØP
watching his videos give me heaps of comfort because theres this guy in my class who acts alot like him and even kinda looks like him (tired eyes, same haircut, real tall) and he always jokes about killing himself and everyone sorta laughs but this somehow feels like im talking to him about stuff. also crabstickz is cool keep it up
Talk to him he might not be joking
Chris it seems like everybody loves you! I love reading the comments in your videos and that's RARE for a youtuber these days.
Sometimes when I'm around people.. I feel like shit... same
I love him so much
Boys with big feet mean they have big socks. Now you're all caught up :)
***** Evening, my fine fellow *tips hat*
Come baaack, we need you
Reminder that you are absolutely amazing and super cool and do not deserve to be sad or lonely or anything ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎
why do people keep asking if you're ok
I know is really annoying
His 'fangirls' keep saying it like they're close friends of his and it's kind of odd. If he wanted to talk about it, he'd have mentioned it already.
***** He was in a slump for awhile.
i only asked because he seems fine to me
I understand that people are concerned but it's been a while and he would have spoken about it already if he'd wanted to speak about it. It's also the way allot of girls subscribed to him are like "omg you okay buddy?" or "how are you feeling chris? You feelin ok??" like they know him personally and that he's gonna reply back and explain everything to them. They're a little too familiar and it just seems a little odd. Allot of Fangirls always get too familiar it's kind of annoying.
wow he is incredibly creative seriously can’t believe I didn’t watch him before...
I really just want to hug Chris like so much... Like this thing is keeping me up at night.
26. I am a rule breaker
I only got that now...
I haven't watched this but I already liked, shared and left a comment because I can
I'm one of the devil's children too *left high five*
Only a minute into this intro and I'm already laughing my ass off 😂😭
"Im not drunk now" you may not be drunk but... are you okay?