A Customer Review of Skyrim's General Stores

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  • @TheLaughingSimon
    @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +794

    You can take the man out of the retail industry but you can't take the retail industry out of the man. That stuff scars you for life.

    • @BongLalls
      @BongLalls 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Excuse me, do you know where the sweetrolls are Simon?

    • @DropsOfMars
      @DropsOfMars 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      I got that dog (retail trauma) in me too

    • @tootired4268
      @tootired4268 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      We're all trauma bonded 😅
      I would love to see you do an apothecary version of this. As a pharmacist, I have extra scarring from the addicts yelling and threatening me, understaffing, and patient safety issues. Still, I think you could make it an enjoyable watch 😊

    • @brekiel_scripts
      @brekiel_scripts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I feel like you need a hug

    • @klunsf
      @klunsf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I worked one December in retail, I still have PTSD from the Christmas music...

  • @OnyxiaHouse
    @OnyxiaHouse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +506

    [🌟- - - - ]
    The reviewer was a very unplessent man. Came into my store & began picking up the items on display as if this was the Summerset Isle, not knowing its uncustom to do so in Skyrim. However, his taste in goats cheese is immaculate. Wish he didn't put my grandmother's skull into our produce basket though.

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    • @iamtheroponian7731
      @iamtheroponian7731 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@TheLaughingSimonhow the hell did you reply with that

  • @bigbazza1206
    @bigbazza1206 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

    "Who cares its in markarth"
    Never were truer words spoken

  • @davidf8365
    @davidf8365 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +259

    "That is the face of a man who would buy a human being."
    That had me in stitches.

  • @JMurdochNZ
    @JMurdochNZ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

    Now you mention it, what is up with all the skulls? Is it a cultural thing?
    "Happy birthday Sven, here's a wee skull for you "
    "Thanks mum!"

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      And where do they get the human skulls from? Is it the head of a loved one? The previous owner? The last customer to give them a 1 star rating on trip advisor?

    • @JMurdochNZ
      @JMurdochNZ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@TheLaughingSimon Maybe people can sell their skulls to shop keepers prior to death and get store credit?

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@TheLaughingSimon I think I know where bits and pieces get theirs from...

    • @steakinbacon8593
      @steakinbacon8593 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Given how grave robbing seems to be widespread in Skyrim I thinks it’s obvious where all the skulls are coming from lol.

    • @ovp3606
      @ovp3606 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@steakinbacon8593Are you suggesting there’s a widespread black market that almost everyone has bought from? 😂

  • @crackdino888
    @crackdino888 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +478

    Simon should play as a health inspector checking out the guilds for any violations 😂

    • @skipsal
      @skipsal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      the return of safety boy!

    • @kristofertaft194
      @kristofertaft194 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      There is a TH-camr called Any Austin that reviews Skyrim restaurants and checks the unemployment rate of various towns in games, plus a couple other things.
      Highly recommend!

    • @dracofirex
      @dracofirex 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes!

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Imagine a collab XD @@kristofertaft194

    • @kristofertaft194
      @kristofertaft194 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@akechijubeimitsuhide yes

  • @cwlogan13
    @cwlogan13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

    13:39. The widow's border up because he's a darkelf in Windhelm and some stormcloak prick chucked a brick through it

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      Yeah you're probably right. Besides, if my windows looked out into windhelm I'd want to board them up too.

  • @Arturhsmrogna
    @Arturhsmrogna 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    I am Belethors sister, and I can confirm he has sold me before that greedy bastard

  • @TheStuffedIguana
    @TheStuffedIguana 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +431

    Ive said this before, but i shall say it again: this channel is highly underrated, and absolutely magical

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Thankfully it's growing. If I recall correctly when I first discovered it a few months ago it had around 15k subscribers, something like that.

    • @antony1397
      @antony1397 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Right? How the hell does he only have 46k subs?

    • @mushroomsrcool1449
      @mushroomsrcool1449 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just like the College of Winterhold...

    • @MmmhmmYum
      @MmmhmmYum 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@octavianpopescu4776It’s growing just like the bread the argonian maid is working on.

    • @Cyberzerk13
      @Cyberzerk13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah right🙂 reminds me a bit of Crusty, but still very much his own. Love the content

  • @The_mind_of_Mitch
    @The_mind_of_Mitch 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Too many VR TH-cam focus on just the violence in the games and mask it as comedy, this wonderful Scottish man just focuses on his natural comedy. Makes it feel so immersive with all the hand gestures also 😂 10/10

  • @StudleyDuderight
    @StudleyDuderight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    So glad I'm not the only one who prattles on to the NPCs like they're actually sentient. The difference is my dialogue at them is usually just me bitching about how their bugs just cost me multiple hours of gameplay.

  • @Mivdyr
    @Mivdyr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    The pawned prawn bit about him wanting to retire to fish....
    When he is a retired fisherman and got the store instead

  • @GcubePlayer8
    @GcubePlayer8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    “Who cares it’s markarth” describes the entirety of markarth

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I somehow end up committing several war crimes in Markarth every time

    • @GcubePlayer8
      @GcubePlayer8 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@akechijubeimitsuhide same

  • @shakirayl5851
    @shakirayl5851 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    English is my second language and watching Simon lecture every Skyrim NPC really helps in learning to understand different dialects/accents XD

    • @kiraururu
      @kiraururu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      definitely, before I've find this channel i thought i understand any english really good, but it turned out I've never heard scottish accent lol

    • @michaelcutler5538
      @michaelcutler5538 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​​​@@kiraururu Don't feel too bad lol. In the US at least, we don't understand scottish accents either. You see in plenty of animated works there's a Scottish character who goes on a huge rant, and then all the other characters stand around looking confused

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Birna's Oddments gets 5 stars from me, because it's one of those few very good interiors to make stable savefiles before deleting entire modlists.
    Had to do this once and thanks to the fact that the game and it's engine don't have to load and render too many things when reloading the savefile, it actually does that and "just works".
    So yeah 10/5 for Birna's Oddments. I still to this day have no clue what she is selling, though.

    • @Mantid539
      @Mantid539 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Good tip mate cheers

    • @koboldking2991
      @koboldking2991 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      She'll sell just about anything if it's worth her time. Keep that in mind, will you?

  • @skoomaaddict256
    @skoomaaddict256 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    there's no enough scottish youtubers man this channel is such a hidden gem
    like i have never joined any youtube channel before but i honestly just love this one so much

  • @bleakautomaton4808
    @bleakautomaton4808 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Oh and Belethor being creepy to the ladies who shop there doesn't help his rating. Sadri apparently hides the trading cards under the counter so no one can steal them.

  • @DropsOfMars
    @DropsOfMars 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    This is a bit like what Any Austin does, that legend, but with a twist of humor that you can only find on The Laughing Simon, I love it.

    • @undeadwolfemilia
      @undeadwolfemilia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      any austin is great

    • @amechanicalsoul
      @amechanicalsoul 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      They're both playing different characters that are very funny in their own way. Any Austin is the deadpan bureaucrat / critic, and the Laughing Simon is the goofy ranting Scottish man. I'd be curious what it'd be like to see them collab on this kind of "rating this skyrim experience" video.

    • @haphazardlark1502
      @haphazardlark1502 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Their videos are both on my “improve a bad day instantly” playlists for when I feel like tripping headfirst back into Skyrim for a while without actually playing it. Always does the job!

    • @DropsOfMars
      @DropsOfMars 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@amechanicalsoul Any Austin and The Laughing Simon as the straight man and the comic relief in some Skyrim Together sort of situation could be very funny

    • @kevinthefabulous1118
      @kevinthefabulous1118 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I thought this was an any Austin video when I saw the title and was pleasantly surprised with a raving Scottish man

  • @edenweber6568
    @edenweber6568 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    What I absolutely needed, but never knew that I needed: Yelp for Skyrim. Simon is a comedic genius. 😆

  • @shiftednrifted
    @shiftednrifted 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    "i bet you can't even hear the death curdling screams of the innocent when you're shipping in here"😂

  • @Slibbo
    @Slibbo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I also have a bucket I carry around with all my hopes and dreams in it. It's just full of ale at this point

  • @crazyguy32100
    @crazyguy32100 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    B-roll, Riverwood Trader. Well laid out shop, good variety of items on display, solid floor, well posted sign. Walked right into the middle of a sibling dispute. Heavy solid gold dragons claw left on the counter but doesn't stock any soul gem larger than lesser. 3/5 stars.

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      -1/5 stars for sending me to bleak falls barrow.

  • @skipsal
    @skipsal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    i dont know if this is going to be a series like the dragging videos but i'd love to see you review inns, blacksmiths, or even graveyards . maybe find the best skyrim home location (location, location)

    • @hungryowl1559
      @hungryowl1559 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ^THIS

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I'm glad this video has been so well received because I have literally years worth of tourist video ideas that I am itching to subject you to.

  • @Robocopnik
    @Robocopnik 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    That look on Belethor's face when he's popping through the transaction interface is absolutely hiliarous.

  • @isla2593
    @isla2593 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    After watching austins employment surveys of the holds, let me tell you this is an amazing addition. Youre hilarious

  • @hexi-jb2tt
    @hexi-jb2tt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Raid shadow legends my arse" beautiful ❤😂

  • @dimo2081
    @dimo2081 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    Simon, to ask a dunmer why their windows are shut in the dark and cold Windhelm, what a grand and intoxicating innocence. Not to mention that Sadri was clearly as helpful and friendly as he could be, living in a slum surrounded by racists. Come now, Simon - son of Sheogorath, come and look upon the great history of Morrowind and the false gods of the Tribunal and what of the longevity of the elves? I bet Sadri remembers the great island of Vvardenfell, as he was most likely alive during the time it all happened, after all 200 years is nothing to a mer, unlike a man.
    To treat him with such disrespect by coming into his store and criticising everything, when he has so little to spare, and on top of that to give him only 2 stars. Truly you are a fetcher of an n'wah.
    Oh also which ENB are you using?

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      He would have gotten a much higher score had he not refused to serve me because of my accent 😠
      (no enb, just Azurite Weathers and Luminosity for interiors)

    • @tazman2253
      @tazman2253 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      umm sorry who was living in a slum surrounded by racists. There are only 2 confirmed racists in Windhelm. Which is the city with the highest population of Dunmer. In fact the next time you play take a trip through and listen to the way they speak then watch them. Literally the Dunmer in Windhelm are as bad as the Thalmor elsewhere. Oh no you only have this slum available and you won't kick your own people out of their homes for us noble dark elves of Morrowind you racist pig. Oh why don't you just accept that we are superior to you and bow before your dark elf overlords. Seriously dude go play Morrowind and then tell me how racist the denzins of Windhelm are/

    • @Marvinuser
      @Marvinuser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      is this one of the dudes from zake and zach ? xD sounds like you did your homework mate, good for you ! ... you think you know what you're doing eh? well, lyin' to my face isn't gonna win you any favors with me, I can promise you that. On the other hand, takin' some of these extra jobs off my hands, now that'll get you to the top of my list. ... ey where do you think you're going, i got plenty of work for you! ... well.. all bark, no bite. wha's the matter, cat caught your tongue eh? i know you think you're dagoth ur, but you're still just a lowly fetcher to me! I suggest you talk to me again, when you've proven yourself to Brynjolf. if you come back that is, i'll be here waiting for ya :)

  • @Dripfed
    @Dripfed 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    19:18 that chap sprinting out to fold you up. I lolled way too hard. Then just standing there, flexing and staring you out.

  • @bewareogre
    @bewareogre 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Now this makes me wish there was a mod like Yelp but for Skyrim, not only shops, but everything and everyone, where players would rate their experience. Awesome video!

  • @justinecourtneysgavel89
    @justinecourtneysgavel89 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I am BEGGING for this to become a series. Potion shops, black smiths, inns, all of it. I haven't laughed this much in awhile.

  • @BongLalls
    @BongLalls 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It's canon boys. Belethor is Skyrim's most prolific human trafficker.

  • @Bleentron
    @Bleentron 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Maybe all the skulls are store mascots?

    • @Vahkitauti
      @Vahkitauti 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?"

    • @emmyhartwich8737
      @emmyhartwich8737 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@Vahkitauti"Everyone's obsessed with death."

  • @mammadragon8108
    @mammadragon8108 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I like to think you just had a recent retail experience and you're venting it out through Skyrim VR

  • @Kavukamari
    @Kavukamari 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I had the same opinion about AnyAustin's Restaurant Reviews, where I feel like somebody should make a mod that fixes all these issues with the stores hahaha

    • @leonv1472
      @leonv1472 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      interior edits for stores are a thing (jk's series and distinct interiors for example). only issue is they tend to inflate your modlist like crazy, especially if you need any compatibility patches.

  • @rurukitty405
    @rurukitty405 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Simon is the equivalent of Gordon Ramsay in Skyrim 🤣

    • @tazman2253
      @tazman2253 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      pretty sure he did that one already.

  • @judybrown439
    @judybrown439 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Simon i just recently found you. I’m 14 and when I found Skyrim I fell in love. its all i play it’s an amazing game. I love your videos keep up the amazing work!

  • @Charharr
    @Charharr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Fantastic idea, I'd love to see tourist reviews for each city as well 😂😂

  • @LunaticKD1991
    @LunaticKD1991 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    🤣 Belathor was like "Say something else about my shop!"
    Belathor does not take well to criticism.

  • @lcasouza
    @lcasouza 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    You are a legend, mate. Only you could make a shop review funny.

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way Belethor talks about buying and selling people, you'd think he was a Dunmer

  • @samjerbs
    @samjerbs 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Simon, your channel is my greatest discovery on TH-cam in a looooooong long time - your humour is just perfect for my taste, the videos are creative, hilarious and warm-hearted. Wish you all the success

  • @renwhit100
    @renwhit100 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    for some reason nothing delights me more than the niche of reviewing skyrim from the perspective of absolutely mundane inspections. counting the days until someone finds all the workplace violations in all these damn mines

  • @Cynic-0055
    @Cynic-0055 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This was hilarious! You should do a review of the holds major taverns next!

  • @sidhackney8831
    @sidhackney8831 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ok now you need to collab with Any_Austin on some kind of VR census project

  • @Arturhsmrogna
    @Arturhsmrogna 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I dont know what this guy says 50% of the time but this is my favourite channel ever, keep going funny man youre the reason my screentime is so high

  • @SylviaFey
    @SylviaFey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    🤣🤣🤣 Best karen review ever! "Treated me like a dick just because I was acting like a dick" LMFAO

  • @dementedshrew
    @dementedshrew 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Saw this on the TV, instantly moved my battered sausage with chips and curry sauce to find the phone to add the like and comment. Now that's done, back to the grub!

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Battered sausage with curry sauce though 😙👌

  • @overlordoftemi7255
    @overlordoftemi7255 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Belethor's sister would be very upset if she existed.

  • @stillinvalid8532
    @stillinvalid8532 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just a note on the Pawned Prawn sign, it's a recreation of the pawn shop sign from The Elder Scrolls 2 Daggerfall.

  • @raccoon5824
    @raccoon5824 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    20:44 "there's also an execution going on which is ruining my shopping vibe" 🤣🤣

  • @smilesfoutch6996
    @smilesfoutch6996 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:16 bro spawned in front of you like "you were going to say what?"

  • @KarmatheCorgi
    @KarmatheCorgi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I always RP that I burst into Belathor's shop shouting "Belathor darling I'm hoooome!" and then promptly skip his weird and creepy human buying dialog LOL

  • @zebnemma
    @zebnemma 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I pretty much never use the general stores, mostly the alchemists and blacksmiths. Here's my favorite alchemy stores in terms of cozyness: #1 Angelines Aromatics (Solitude), #2 The White Phial(Windhelm), #3 Arcadias Cauldron (Whiterun), #4 Hags Cure (Markath). The other ones look kinda the same so not really anything memorable about them.

  • @HexonDevelopment
    @HexonDevelopment 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Is that Gravity Rush music at 17:14?! I am glad to find another person who knows of this incredible series.
    (for anyone who hasn't played Gravity Rush yet i highly recommend you do, one of my favorite games of all time!)

  • @vekkulipoika
    @vekkulipoika 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This video is one of the best laughs I've had on your channel, and I have had a lot! These gotta be the best business reviews on anything ever :D

  • @camokkid
    @camokkid 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Can't trust someone with a beard and no mustache"
    Abraham "Honest Abe" Lincoln: 😮

  • @OneRealSilverRaven
    @OneRealSilverRaven 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude I was CACKLING with laughter. This was hilarious!

  • @jessecampbell9880
    @jessecampbell9880 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Love this style of content, and I have a hunch the algorithm might too
    Keep up the great work captain

  • @TinaLynn
    @TinaLynn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I found your vids about a week ago, and I've watched every single skyrim video... THE most hilarious skyrim vids on youtube! 10 stars! 🤣

  • @pinkymonroe6871
    @pinkymonroe6871 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the use of FF9 music. The hand movements really added to the comedy!

  • @keyrtan
    @keyrtan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I remember when Skyrim first came out and most people thought it was fantastic. It didn't take long though for many people to say, if half the population has magic, why are all the buildings made of scrap wood?

  • @loptseldr
    @loptseldr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was agreat video! Creator took it at a good pace, made me laugh and feel at home. Paid special attetion to their Laughing Crew. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @Boosuf
    @Boosuf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    17:14 I have not heard the gravity rush soundtrack in ages, legitimately took me off guard

  • @IamH8ted
    @IamH8ted 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've been sick for 3days I so needed this.

  • @coeal2680
    @coeal2680 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Absolutely brilliant. Would love to see your reviews of the apothecaries or smiths. Where is the best place to lay my weary head? Can we get some inn reviews?

  • @CJDragonheart
    @CJDragonheart 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This channel is so underrated!
    Seriously! You deserve so many more subs! Your videos are the most entertaining thing since Skyrim sweetrolls!

  • @thecomfyshirt
    @thecomfyshirt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    More videos like this please

  • @SotiCoto
    @SotiCoto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Open Bags of Flour left lying around in a super cold environment. I guess now we know what blew half of Winterhold into the Sea of Ghosts.

  • @DILLIGAFgaming-c8t
    @DILLIGAFgaming-c8t 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Markarth shop keeper is also a cannibal.

  • @hamzahsajjad7952
    @hamzahsajjad7952 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is like a slightly more unhinged Any Austin, holy shit this is wonderful

  • @Errorlaunch
    @Errorlaunch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This video should have been called "Yelp Reviews From a Lunatic Scot Skyrim Edition" 😂

  • @undeadwolfemilia
    @undeadwolfemilia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    fancy video idea was a great watch while im just laying in bed and it gave me a good laugh

  • @SIGGYSAURUS
    @SIGGYSAURUS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are my new favourite channel, can't stop binging your videos.

  • @USAFACAP
    @USAFACAP 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is just the best. This is the funniest Skyrim video I've ever seen 🤣

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reminds me of Best Guest doing an employment survey on each of the major cities

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you are the entertainment after a long stressful day ❤ You are criminally underrated

  • @abstracttredd
    @abstracttredd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the finger wagging at belethor is so hilarious to me

  • @CowCowDee
    @CowCowDee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’d love to see a review of Skyrim’s diners, drive ins and dives. Bro could be Tamriel’s Guy Fieri

  • @neratcore
    @neratcore 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love your sense of humour man, if your ever in the south let me know i would love to buy you a beer

  • @Dryghtendanitsu
    @Dryghtendanitsu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    POV: A forsworn berrates the nord business owners of skyrim
    (the forsworn are confirmed celtic/scott influances, also I love your accent m8)

  • @Kinky_Oreo
    @Kinky_Oreo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a fellow Scot this is hilarious XD

  • @stripesb4914
    @stripesb4914 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First video. Got to the teleporting Belethor moment like 2 minutes in, heard his response, and hit the subscribe button. Lots of laughs to be found here. 5 stars.

  • @Ionoxis
    @Ionoxis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    at 18:59 I didn't know guards could use shields as an umbrella

    • @skipsal
      @skipsal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's a mod - i believe EVG Conditional Idles but i could be mistaken

  • @gothicanimegirl44
    @gothicanimegirl44 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Accidentally started watching this at 1.5 speed scared me half go death. I was like why is he so fast is this some sort of bit?

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I talk fast enough as it is 😅

    • @gothicanimegirl44
      @gothicanimegirl44 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TheLaughingSimonso true I could barely keep up

  • @larsg.2492
    @larsg.2492 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not pictured: Belathor sending a group of thugs after the shopper for playing with the cheese plate.

  • @kevinbenedetto5281
    @kevinbenedetto5281 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how we're listening to the chocobo music played on a xylophone

  • @iaincrawford8004
    @iaincrawford8004 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Magnificent, I didn't know that I needed a customer review of all the general stores in Skyrim until now. I loved every second
    Big 'horny' chandeliers, absolutely brilliant

  • @mjob1sniper851
    @mjob1sniper851 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow, I actually didn't notice you pick up the gold coin.

  • @dakotaredd1742
    @dakotaredd1742 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The channel name is very accurate, you’re hilarious! Five stars

  • @thekeeperoftwindragons5976
    @thekeeperoftwindragons5976 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I always get lost in Markarth...which is sad because I have a house there

  • @thebigdork8030
    @thebigdork8030 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wee Reachman travelogues Skyrim needs to be a series

  • @Jishwaaaaa2
    @Jishwaaaaa2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    every new upload makes my day so much better, thanks for the amazingly funny and magical content!
    AND TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY SO AN AMAZING TREAT!

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      (belated) happy birthday!

  • @modifyxhavoc
    @modifyxhavoc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Please do more series like this😂😂😂😂

  • @Ptollemios
    @Ptollemios 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man. I'd love to see a video between you and the TH-camr "Any Austin" doing a joint video using the Skyrim Together mod talking about the service of various places in Skyrim.

  • @GenixgoldZ
    @GenixgoldZ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My guess is when a customee trips over the gap in Belethor's store it is on purpose when the customer trip he forces them to buy it sneaky Beletthoe 😂

  • @Vahmung
    @Vahmung 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Very good video. You should rate Taverns next

  • @NovaRosewood
    @NovaRosewood 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Two minutes in and you instantly have a new subscriber lol I am DYING laughing

  • @EvieY-ev1en0
    @EvieY-ev1en0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like your accent. It makes things 200% funny.🤣

  • @Collisto2435
    @Collisto2435 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My first video of yours I've seen, and now I'm subscribed

  • @VarmintLP
    @VarmintLP 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    17:10 funny that you regret saying that because I found it a nice touch :)