A Talos Worshipers Review of Skyrim's Temples

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  • @BobbyCorwen1771
    @BobbyCorwen1771 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +329

    Petition to make Simon an official VA on ES6? Id be so happy to meet an NPC and just hear Scottish joy

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      He’s too good for Bethesda at this point.

    • @ghostwolf144
      @ghostwolf144 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Agree ​@@ichigokage

    • @HighKing9000
      @HighKing9000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No no.
      He’s got a point.

    • @shiloallard9790
      @shiloallard9790 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He’d be perfect

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Some little sidequest with Captan Fannybones standing in a cave looking for the ship.

  • @GrievousReborn
    @GrievousReborn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    Bethesda really should have had the NPCs after they've been healed get up leave and some new person who's sick comes in

    • @AnarchicIdealist
      @AnarchicIdealist 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      But it just works!

    • @jake_russ
      @jake_russ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      theres a lot of things bethesda could have done for immersion but they often fall short. They seem to cut back on good features with each new game! in daggerfall, your speech skills have a chance to passively turn hostile people neutral - but in morrowind and each newer game hostile people are aggressive no matter what (with the exception of temporary illusion effects)

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@jake_russto be honest, speech doing that was kinda stupid

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, and it would be easy to code. NPCs can use doors, so just have them sit up, maybe wait for a bit, then walk out and despawn once outside. And the next time (after a couple days) when you enter the temple again you'd see new random NPCs.
      And they don't even acknowledge when you heal them. Even followers and guards sometimes ask if you're a healer when you do some restoration on them.
      My guess is they're just hanging around there because they're too cheap to get a room in the local inn.

    • @jake_russ
      @jake_russ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@aubreyhuff46 how so ? Every single bandit and enemy trying to murder you to the point of letting themselves die in the process is hardly immersive. if you've every played a pen and paper rpg you'd know that diplomacy, deception and intimidation can be just as effective as any blade or spell.
      being able to team up with a random bandit in daggerfall against the rest of the dungeon enemies is pretty cool too

  • @lonelybiscuit4886
    @lonelybiscuit4886 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    I had a really bad headache before watching this, but after practising Simon's healing method of placing a metal bowl over my head, I was instantly cured. Truly a miracle!

    • @DropsOfMars
      @DropsOfMars 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Simon, the secret 10th Divine

    • @deathtakes
      @deathtakes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Praise be to The Laughing Simon!

    • @bewareogre
      @bewareogre 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It was Skyrim's version of a tinfoil hat. Works every time. 5/5.

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Remember my miracle healing practices when you pass the donations bowl on the way out.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A cold metal bowl that shields from the sun isn't the worst idea.

  • @6ubble-gum
    @6ubble-gum 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    Fun fact, Dinya Balu, the dunmer priest of Mara, is married to Maramal and they're expecting a baby, which took me literal years to realize because of how little time I spend in the temple of Mara, especially when Maramal is actually there and not harassing folk in the tavern 😂

    • @jon-robertmahon210
      @jon-robertmahon210 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Well maybe if Lady Mara would let us love, we wouldnae be in the pub drowning our sorrows 😂

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I wonder if she constantly puts her hands in his face as well?

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    Could you also rate Daedric shrines and other places where Daedric worship happens? I've been thinking of selling my soul to a Daedric Prince for untold power, but I'm not sure which one has the most pleasant shrine to sacrifice victims in.

    • @Zedrapazia
      @Zedrapazia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That would be hilarious!

    • @Wanettepoems
      @Wanettepoems 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I like this idea

    • @tommarsdon5644
      @tommarsdon5644 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It has to be sanguine, right?

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@tommarsdon5644Clearly it's Sheogorath. Man has cheese.

    • @tommarsdon5644
      @tommarsdon5644 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@TheGreatThicc well, as we all know Simon is Sheogorath, so I'd say that disqualifies them for a ranking video from Simon

  • @JMurdochNZ
    @JMurdochNZ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    "Phallic if you really go for it." Gold.

  • @sterthester736
    @sterthester736 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I enjoy wandering from the Temple of Mara into one of the many Arkay Hall of the Deads. Whiterun is the only one that seems to have an actual temple-like section to it that isn't inside the grave areas lol
    Fun lore fact: Dibella's Skyrim Temple is focused on her "Dibellan Arts" but the House of Dibella actually focuses on beauty in more than just people- Art and it's preservation is a huge part, and the House has many archeologists within it. Kind of sad that aspect hasn't been explored since Daggerfall.

    • @randomindividual948
      @randomindividual948 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Falkreath's 60% graveyard so it does have a Temple of Arkay. "Temple", however is just a fancy name for the priest's cabin.

  • @paulgood2531
    @paulgood2531 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Seriously impressed that you survived a visit to riften without incident

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I'm Riften's new favourite son.

  • @bauefrenchmen3126
    @bauefrenchmen3126 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    They say laughter is the best medicine but I don't see anyone in the temple laughing.
    Did the thalmar make that illegal too?

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      You cannot ban what you cannot comprehend.

    • @bauefrenchmen3126
      @bauefrenchmen3126 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@TheLaughingSimon ironic considering the thalmar are such a joke.
      Still not laughing though.
      Well unless you count cisaro that mad lad knows how to throw a party unlike a supposed bards collage you hear so much much about in solitude, did you know they didn't even preform at the royal wedding?
      Guess they wouldn't be caught dead mingling with the royals.
      Um no offense captain.

  • @Anonymousrando-uz9sn
    @Anonymousrando-uz9sn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Now, as an avid enjoyed of a fine bevvy, you must travel Skyrim as a tavern and bar inspector.

    • @salmin1711
      @salmin1711 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      AnyAustin's already done this.

  • @anthonyeaves4145
    @anthonyeaves4145 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    That Miraak bit was genius 😂

  • @toad1414
    @toad1414 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Just as soon as I finish binge watching your videos for the gazzilionth time, you upload a new one. Absolutely amazing delivery.
    10/10, will binge watch again.

  • @tootired4268
    @tootired4268 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Love the ending, but you totally forgot about the Temple of Talos in Markarth. Was that because some preistesses were trying to jump your bones? 😅

    • @crazyguy32100
      @crazyguy32100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The poor guy was chased clear from Markarth to Riften, visiting an empty temple with a guy inside who wants you to go on a quest was probably low on the list.

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      That's not a temple, that's a _shrine._ And yes I will argue semantics if it means I get to spend less time in markarth.

  • @watchout4221
    @watchout4221 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Had an idea after watching this, you should go on a pilgrimage with the kynareth lady to the eldergleam sanctuary.

  • @meinebosma
    @meinebosma 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Going to all the Halls of the Dead for the next video?
    Can't miss the Halls of the Dead for reviewing.

  • @crazyguy32100
    @crazyguy32100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Let me guess. You lost the temples sweetroll" -Solitude Guard.

  • @AR-syyel
    @AR-syyel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    What can I say the captain's good man and we always have a banter, would recommand this religion 10/10

    • @truncatedGrip
      @truncatedGrip 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      here on his channel, that they have forgotten, so do we comment, that we might remember

  • @TroutBoneless
    @TroutBoneless 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i discvered this channel from the video of you dragging Ulfric to go see Tullius, and it was hilariously wholesome. This is the second video im watching and the accent really sells the content here. its good stuff, ill be watching more at work tonight lol

  • @Zedrapazia
    @Zedrapazia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I recently stumbled upon your channel and immediately loved it!
    You are really entertaining, and you talk just like one of my closest friends (who is also Scottish).

  • @shaye1444
    @shaye1444 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Could you do more of these? These tours of Skyrim are hilarious.

  • @NickLaFoe
    @NickLaFoe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Have you done a review of the Jarls castles? If not it could make for another vid but as always a great video.

  • @alicerose4300
    @alicerose4300 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can't believe I'm hearing Endless Ocean 2 dolphin training music XD. That and Skyrim, great games.

  • @emeraldkoala2
    @emeraldkoala2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hope this Skyrim Tourist series continues. You've only done a couple so far but it's already a highlight.

  • @jp_ravenfire
    @jp_ravenfire 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Simon should be an NPC in TES VI

  • @wildwoof2778
    @wildwoof2778 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Saw this, laughed a ton, gonna binge watch the whole channel. Excellent content 😂. Ingenious idea made especially funny with the accent of my ancestors. Take my sub!

  • @EvilOverlord1662
    @EvilOverlord1662 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    There is a temple of Talos in Markarth, but eeeehhhhh, it's in Markarth...

  • @HereticalKitsune
    @HereticalKitsune 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that seriess, the movements look pretty natural for the most part, the humor has me burst out laughing at times, and really brings a smile to my face on tought days. Thanks, Simon!

  • @CL-lx2pm
    @CL-lx2pm 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Simon's got his feet out and compass ready but he still looses the plot, poor guy.

  • @Jishwaaaaa2
    @Jishwaaaaa2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Always a treat seeing you in my notifications, can confidently say I wasnt disappointed yet again! had some right giggles

  • @foxfireangels3960
    @foxfireangels3960 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Of course the only way to receive a 5 star review is by mind control xD

  • @HexonDevelopment
    @HexonDevelopment 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The daedra may be evil but they're also way more fun and interesting than any aedra, however my devotion is reserved for my captain...
    And the bevvy!

  • @anthonyeaves4145
    @anthonyeaves4145 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You should do a review of the deadric shrines next

  • @BeepSmile
    @BeepSmile 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Your art makes me smile. Thank you.

  • @StoriesFromSkyrim
    @StoriesFromSkyrim 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Of course, you had to end up at Miraak's temple! 😂

  • @icedragontm4845
    @icedragontm4845 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    These damned people of Tamriel do not appreciate an honest blogger, the priestess of Markarth deserved the review they got. And its good to see that you are doing better from you're motion sickness. Greate video

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Motion sickness is still there, but these review videos don't take as long to record and there isn't as much movement so it's as bad.

    • @icedragontm4845
      @icedragontm4845 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheLaughingSimon good to hear

  • @loptseldr
    @loptseldr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Temple of The Laughing Simon - Has lots of space for his many worshipers. Plenty of bevy and food. Actually talks to his worshipers unlike the others(Apart from Talos, luv ya Talos! Five stars. - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Look at that open fire! It would be SO EASY for a child to fall in!

  • @boiboi6081
    @boiboi6081 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    These are always the highlight of my day.

  • @jasonmattingly1987
    @jasonmattingly1987 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is my new favorite channel.

  • @toadelevator
    @toadelevator 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've heard of non-denominational churches; but that ALL denominational church in Solitude is a great concept (except for the extreme lack of Talos). Another really fun adventure ! Thank You The Laughing Simon!

  • @Ipissedinyourskooma
    @Ipissedinyourskooma 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Haven’t visited your channel in a while, but when I came back your videos are still amazing! Seeing as this video is all about the Skyrim religion I want to ask, who was your favourite divine/ the first divine you found out about when you first played Skyrim? 💙☠️

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I knew about the divines from my time with Oblivion. As for my fav? Honestly, I'm more of a Molag Bal sorta guy.

    • @Ipissedinyourskooma
      @Ipissedinyourskooma 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheLaughingSimon I have to agree, always have been a vampire type of person, I always find it interesting

    • @TheLaughingSimon
      @TheLaughingSimon  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Ipissedinyourskooma Wait no I meant Malacath 😅 Molag Bal's pretty cool too though, and I am partial to that mace of theirs.

    • @Ipissedinyourskooma
      @Ipissedinyourskooma 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheLaughingSimon oh alright, still Malacath is cool too!

  • @Niklas_N
    @Niklas_N 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Oh no, we've lost you to Miraak

  • @truncatedGrip
    @truncatedGrip 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the clergy in whiterun is terrible. shameful, is what it is!
    also miraak's temple getting 5 stars seems very fair to me honestly, just look at how many truly devout worshippers there are, and what a grand temple! shame simon didn't show us the inside before he did the flashforward to his happy life as a miraak worshipper, but i'm sure it's lovely and not at all filled with traps and draugr

  • @jbuechler2476
    @jbuechler2476 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I want to see you do the Aedra/Daedra quests.

  • @fado1887
    @fado1887 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Started watching. Stopping to save for when I have pizza after work. Tnx Simon xoxo

  • @jon-robertmahon210
    @jon-robertmahon210 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Simon, you should really help the poor wee lassie in Windhelm Grey Quarter. She's a filthy orphan and should be taken to Riften orphanage with the rest of them 😆

    • @bleakautomaton4808
      @bleakautomaton4808 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She can spend time with Helgi's ghost with the right mod. I mean adoption not the other thing.

  • @lerosallyn9279
    @lerosallyn9279 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honestly the first statement of the Temple of Dibella review should make it 5 stars immediately…
    But it’s in Markarth. 1 Star.

  • @nathanieljohnson5414
    @nathanieljohnson5414 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Ooh sorry, didn’t mean to grab your face there!”🤣

  • @jsmithyb
    @jsmithyb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice find there Simon, I never knew about the Temple of Talos in Markarth until now. I've been playing Skyrim since the days of PS3, then PS4 and now PS5. I am currently a Khajit that's trying to find his true self, will he be an Illusion specialist or a Heavy Armoured brawler kind of thing.
    Loving the hilarious crazy vids you release and your evaluations of each parts of the world of Skyrim. Maybe you can do this for each of the Houses of Morrowind that you can discover in Skyrim and Solstheim

  • @flexiblenerd
    @flexiblenerd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omfg, I cracked up when you just grabbed his head and pulled it backward. Like LOOK AT ME ALREADY. XD

  • @TroutBoneless
    @TroutBoneless 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "if i were the temple of dibella, where would i be? i wouldnt be in markath, i tell you that much"
    amen brother

  • @allenvolschenk4105
    @allenvolschenk4105 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best part of my day enjoying the laugh

  • @HighKing9000
    @HighKing9000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite TH-camr. I watch these vids to go to sleep. Dude is funny asf

  • @Tera_B_Twilight
    @Tera_B_Twilight 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    On the temple of Markarth: The veggies are to make soup in Dibella's Hot Tub.

  • @CommanderWaterSoul
    @CommanderWaterSoul 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lost it at the end when his will got bent, lmao.

  • @guitarken6446
    @guitarken6446 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bethesda should really code a quest with Captain Fannybomes and add home to the game!

  • @SamsonScorpio
    @SamsonScorpio 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Phallic if you really go for it." This guy is genius.

  • @Kyarareads
    @Kyarareads 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Its a fine day when simon uploads lads 🎉

  • @Justadonkey
    @Justadonkey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    there is a hidden talos chapel in whiterun

  • @rurukitty405
    @rurukitty405 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Talos' blessings upon ye, mate.

  • @RealJohnnyG
    @RealJohnnyG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this channel so fuckin much. 💀I'm so glad i found it.

  • @spacebearcadet746
    @spacebearcadet746 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I thought there's a temple to Talos in Markarth, attached to the Forsworn Conspiracy?

  • @sunnybunny3803
    @sunnybunny3803 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And this was it-I have seen every single Skyrim video posted by the Laughing Simon. What the heck am I supposed to watch now?

  • @Sakurai_3
    @Sakurai_3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Simon. I really do love watching your HILARIOUS VIDEOS lol 🤣

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    okay, that ending was great

  • @KenniBrisco
    @KenniBrisco 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The ending took me out😂💀

  • @BirchTree66
    @BirchTree66 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Yas are all roasters anyway”
    One star

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What self respecting deity would allow their temple to be in Markarth of all places.
    Even Dawnstar would be better.

  • @k.katona9415
    @k.katona9415 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That ending killed me lmao

  • @octavianpopescu4776
    @octavianpopescu4776 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Did the Captain grow meat on his bones for this video? 😀

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      he knew he was going to the temple of Dibella.

  • @StarlingAurora
    @StarlingAurora 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There are temples to Arkay in Whiterun and Markarth and like also Solitude? I thought

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Those are Halls of the Dead, not really temples.
      Arkay, being the God of the Dead, has some shrines in there, but it's not quite the same.

    • @StarlingAurora
      @StarlingAurora 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @silvercandra4275 yeah but I argue the halls of the dead count as temples

  • @Rustled_Red
    @Rustled_Red 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Temple of Mara, goddess of love and compassion. Ironic that it’s in Riften.

  • @theonlybilge
    @theonlybilge 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nord doesn't know who Kyne is.

  • @justinscatina5321
    @justinscatina5321 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love ur content keep up the amazing work

  • @AutumnSwift2
    @AutumnSwift2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can you rate Stormcloaks and Imperials then decide whose better to join.

  • @HerohammerStudios
    @HerohammerStudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was funny enough, but I definitely prefer the more immersive way you you went about things in the trading and border videos.
    This feels more like a Captain Fannybones approach

  • @Ghost_Os
    @Ghost_Os 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is hysterical! May I know what you're using that allows you to interact the way you are?

  • @zaksanderson6606
    @zaksanderson6606 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How have you not done a review of all the pubs yet?

  • @_yuno_gasai
    @_yuno_gasai 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    mara is the only religion youll ever need

  • @psyedk
    @psyedk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    can't believe the compass didn't heal him
    game is broken

  • @memecat9830
    @memecat9830 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:36 no I think he’s just a bad healer

  • @ponderwild
    @ponderwild 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Do giants count as npc's? Because that would be amazing.

  • @annoyingtiger888x2
    @annoyingtiger888x2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Talos is the only god. The thalmor can suck it 😊

  • @Baer1990
    @Baer1990 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:41
    😂😂

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10/10 ending 😅

  • @beck-nightengale
    @beck-nightengale 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Too bad he didn't make it to the Chantry of Auri-El before getting brainwashed by Miraak.

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sure beats the religious experience of Daggerfall, where the priests probably don't respect you enough to tell you anything. 😆

  • @iNahtanoJ
    @iNahtanoJ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    YES!! YES!!!

  • @SHDUStudios
    @SHDUStudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a worshipper of Dibella, I’ll happily answer your questions about our deity.

  • @thearchitect5405
    @thearchitect5405 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Now do one for every real religion.

  • @carn114
    @carn114 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is like giving the Jehova's Witness a taste of their own medicine, I love it!

  • @AD-en5dq
    @AD-en5dq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can't tell if his loreless commentary is ultra lore or ignint

  • @gladdeor
    @gladdeor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    hi

  • @TinaLynn
    @TinaLynn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂

  • @GreeneyeGaming
    @GreeneyeGaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh I'm early early