This video isn't "finished" but the game crashed about 20 times, I kept getting locked out of MO2, my VR stabilization kept breaking, I lost a bunch of footage _and_ I nearly tore my ear off in the garage door. Enjoy the disaster video.
Duuuuude I relate to this so hard xD Recording VR videos is such a pain often times and loosing a bunch of footage that you thought was good can drive a man absolutely bonkers. No worries though, you're always delivering banger videos and you're one of the few to almost always make me laugh, keep at it. :)
If you think it has anything to do with mods (with corruption etc) there are a few engine fixes out there that can stop it, I recently ran into an issue where I couldn't save because my files were over what Bethesda considered healthy,,
20:04 makes me think the captain just batters Faendal every single time he sees him out in the world, just to cheer Sven up. He truly does care for his crew :))
"I don't want to see our first successful mission end in failure" is an absolute classic! I think karma may have caught up with you for poisoning that mead, though. 🤔
When doing the Honningbrew mission, after poisoning their supply I stole every bottle in barrels just to spite the greasy haired guy who will inherit the place from the framed owner.
I left the psycho rat-master alive in the tunnels underneath the meadery. They told me to poison the nest, but they didn't specify I had to kill anyone down there in the process. Also I stole everything that wasn't nailed down. Also I burnt all the bee-hives in the first major mission deliberately. And every single time I'm tasked with random thievery or pickpocketing in Riften, I always target Maven Black-Briar. I've pickpocketed the very clothes off her back AND stripmined both her homes, so she has no clothes left. AND I killed all her family members... and left a fire-rune in her bed.
@@SotiCoto I cast-glitched her into a pile of ashes dual-casting a raise zombie spell just to be a spiteful little thing and send her into some slipstream dimension with the blessings of the Mad Todd.
@@SotiCoto I had shenanighans on the Golden Glow mission, as one of the mercs set fire to the rest of the hives (I only set fire to three and he runs up with a sword and a torch, the douche).
I'm still impressed that you convinced Miraak to join the crew. Now that's some charisma right there (though he does have some pyromaniac tendencies). 🏴☠
30:58 "You. Didn't. See. A single. Thing. I'm. A stealthy. Captain." I think probably by the word "single" she was unable to see anything out of both her eyes, so you're sort of correct.
okay i know it's all fun and games from this side but actually thinking about it...the laughing pirates have become a terrifying pirate crew...and the way the Captain calmly explains to Gulum-Ei the inevitable destruction and death of not just him but basically the entire town if he doesn't cooperate...that's actually really threatening...
love all the final fantasy 9 music in these XD sounds like you went through a bit of pain getting this one together. It is appreciated, these are always so fun to watch. I hope your ear recovers.
😂 Everytime I rewatch this I bust out laughing at the part when you give Sven the ring and drop it. The dirty part of my mind always goes to it being a ummm, *different*, type of ring and he's made because it's too small! Takes me right back to season one with Sven errr, pleasuring himself, in the river 😂
Good lord, just when you think you've heard it all...I hope your ear's healing up well. I'm going to blame Mercer for that happening to you. Because it would be very like him to do that. (If you know, you know.)
it took battering Faendal but now I remember that you're in trouble with Whiterun because Sven killed the golden claw guy. I'm amazed that Riverrun apparently forgave him...probably too intimidated by his fancy clothing
i nearly scalped myself on my garage door once... that was painful. can't imagine actually hurting a proper body part instead of just having your hair caught. hope you heal quickly 😢
You gave Sven a ring instead of something actual to wear so he stays nude. You really should give him something else to cover his bare chest. An amulet should do the trick.
@@TheLaughingSimonThe presentation of the ring was a top teir letdown, I was expecting you to give him at most shoes but not even close. Derkeethus.... man needs a new outfit maybe he can become a chef with the whole getup.
Love how everyones experience with miraak as companion is him loving arson and going absolutely feral when in combat xD in my saves keeps he using firebreath plus dragon aspect on skeever which is very much a overkill gfychd
Random idea: if your game is very broken and you’re struggling with restoring it to a point where you can work with it again but you want to continue BonePiece you could make some filler one shot “movies” maybe even with only one of your companions at a time on a new save with maybe fewer mods where it’s just like a small (maybe even non canon) adventure to strengthen a crew mates resolve or loyalty
if you want to give sven a ring, might i suggest the Ring of Disrobing from the saints and seducers cc quest that makes the wearer physically incapable of putting on clothes? 🙃
Hurt. Somebody kill somebody. I'm surprised there's a building left. Well the goddamn fireballs and explosions going off when you were supposed to be roughing someone up to pay off debts😅
A fully agree. You go to the thieves guild and they have you doing petty thievery. Pretty sure you make more money as an assassin. Anyways, dark brotherhood pays well
I dunno why Brynjolf keeps complaining like it's called the Thieves Guild, not the Sneak Guild. And in the end the Captain did steal all the shite he was told to so i don't really see the problem.
Mr boneman you do know you couldve done that quest alot easier if you asked Brinolf to tell you about the people you need to collect money from, you wouldn’t need to get in the brawls
This video isn't "finished" but the game crashed about 20 times, I kept getting locked out of MO2, my VR stabilization kept breaking, I lost a bunch of footage _and_ I nearly tore my ear off in the garage door. Enjoy the disaster video.
I really didn’t know how to rate this comment,but I gave it a thumbs up but I promise you I am not celebrating your bad luck.
I myself have had a string of bad luck the last couple months and I’ve been away too long. I am glad I’m back on the crew.
Duuuuude I relate to this so hard xD Recording VR videos is such a pain often times and loosing a bunch of footage that you thought was good can drive a man absolutely bonkers. No worries though, you're always delivering banger videos and you're one of the few to almost always make me laugh, keep at it. :)
wee good lad
If you think it has anything to do with mods (with corruption etc) there are a few engine fixes out there that can stop it, I recently ran into an issue where I couldn't save because my files were over what Bethesda considered healthy,,
"I don't mind killing people but not bees." Always important to draw that moral line somewhere.
Bees>>>>people
Even Chaotic Neutral has its limits
Well, we need the bees.
Bee’s help make the bevy 😂
20:04 makes me think the captain just batters Faendal every single time he sees him out in the world, just to cheer Sven up. He truly does care for his crew :))
If there's one thing the Captain is known for it's how much he cares for his crew
"I don't want to see our first successful mission end in failure" is an absolute classic!
I think karma may have caught up with you for poisoning that mead, though. 🤔
When doing the Honningbrew mission, after poisoning their supply I stole every bottle in barrels just to spite the greasy haired guy who will inherit the place from the framed owner.
I left the psycho rat-master alive in the tunnels underneath the meadery. They told me to poison the nest, but they didn't specify I had to kill anyone down there in the process. Also I stole everything that wasn't nailed down. Also I burnt all the bee-hives in the first major mission deliberately.
And every single time I'm tasked with random thievery or pickpocketing in Riften, I always target Maven Black-Briar. I've pickpocketed the very clothes off her back AND stripmined both her homes, so she has no clothes left. AND I killed all her family members... and left a fire-rune in her bed.
@@SotiCoto I cast-glitched her into a pile of ashes dual-casting a raise zombie spell just to be a spiteful little thing and send her into some slipstream dimension with the blessings of the Mad Todd.
@@SotiCoto I had shenanighans on the Golden Glow mission, as one of the mercs set fire to the rest of the hives (I only set fire to three and he runs up with a sword and a torch, the douche).
@@SotiCoto LOL! I always upskill pickpocket for the sole purpose of taking Maven's clothes and stripping her of dignity hahahahaah
I just realized the radius and ulna (forearm bones) actually cross one another like they’re supposed to. Kinda cool that Skyrim VR shows that
The Captain is a perfectly crafted skeleton. Apart from the fingers that split up the middle every time he points but that just adds _character_
I'm still impressed that you convinced Miraak to join the crew. Now that's some charisma right there (though he does have some pyromaniac tendencies). 🏴☠
Apocrypha endless library apparently made him very motivated to burn everything he sees xD
There's no denying now that Captain Fannybones is a famous pirate: everybody pretty much attacks or apprehends him on sight
Next "clothing" items for Sven:
1. A Necklace
2. Small Shoes
3. A Little Shawl
You never realize you can feel "more naked" than naked, until you wear shoes while you're naked
small shoes is a belter 😂
He can neither fill out, nor does he DESERVE big shoes :P @@TheLaughingSimon
What about Cicero’s jester suit
@@cmtd5035Not the full suit, just the gloves. It's funnier that way.
This makes me feel proud to be Scottish 🏴
You said it! 🏴
I'm English but close enough 🏴
30:58 "You. Didn't. See. A single. Thing. I'm. A stealthy. Captain."
I think probably by the word "single" she was unable to see anything out of both her eyes, so you're sort of correct.
13:05 to 13:30 Never have anything summed up the laughing crew as well as these few seconds
a fellow Scottish kinsmen + Skyrim VR = a bit of banter and a good laugh
honestly feels like Im watching Still Game except its set in medieval fantasy
This is a very specific thing to focus on in such a fun video, but im genuinely impressed that the arm bones actually bend and twist like real ones
The anguish when he poisons the mead omg
Also, my condolences to you Simon for your garage injury.
💙
Always a good day when the Captain posts a video
And yet it's always over too soon.
If I have to do that extortion mission I normally go after argonians last, so I don't have to hurt or intimidate them. I like that couple of lizards
They're swell folk.
I watch one video and already know I found one of my new favorite channels.
The fact that you could shake Sven's hand sent me! Excellent video again my friend
This sounds as chaotic as I expect from the great captain fannybones! Drinks are on me back in the Sleeping Giant
okay i know it's all fun and games from this side but actually thinking about it...the laughing pirates have become a terrifying pirate crew...and the way the Captain calmly explains to Gulum-Ei the inevitable destruction and death of not just him but basically the entire town if he doesn't cooperate...that's actually really threatening...
They really are _monstrous_ aren't they?
love all the final fantasy 9 music in these XD sounds like you went through a bit of pain getting this one together. It is appreciated, these are always so fun to watch. I hope your ear recovers.
😂 Everytime I rewatch this I bust out laughing at the part when you give Sven the ring and drop it. The dirty part of my mind always goes to it being a ummm, *different*, type of ring and he's made because it's too small!
Takes me right back to season one with Sven errr, pleasuring himself, in the river 😂
You know all the equipment you had took before going to jail will be in a chest somewhere in said jail...
I adore the use of Final Fantasy music to accompany the adventures of the wildly gesturing scottish skeleton captain
I love these videos so much, and I can't wait for the Captain to go to magic college and meet a fellow Pirate Captain.
3:49: "HELP SHE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT!"
*Turns to see the priest.
"So you like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll show you old man!"
When this crew walks in and Helga and all them still refuse to pay....shows Riften is home to little brains.
The Pawned Prawn guy figured it out 👍
"Statistically speaking.." No truer words have been spoken...
Good lord, just when you think you've heard it all...I hope your ear's healing up well. I'm going to blame Mercer for that happening to you. Because it would be very like him to do that. (If you know, you know.)
My ear has healed up great, thanks!
Not moving a muscle, doesn't have muscles, so got that part down.
Thanks for the laughs, O' Captain, My Captain. I often watch your content when depression rears its head. Helps get me through.
That's what I'm here for 💙
it took battering Faendal but now I remember that you're in trouble with Whiterun because Sven killed the golden claw guy. I'm amazed that Riverrun apparently forgave him...probably too intimidated by his fancy clothing
I am literally losing track of all the crimes we've committed how did it get this bad 😭
@@TheLaughingSimon I feel like for the Skyrim NPCs interacting with the Captain is like playing hot potato with a time bomb
Did you just dropped the ring of SURE GRIP?! 🤨
i nearly scalped myself on my garage door once... that was painful. can't imagine actually hurting a proper body part instead of just having your hair caught. hope you heal quickly 😢
You gave Sven a ring instead of something actual to wear so he stays nude.
You really should give him something else to cover his bare chest.
An amulet should do the trick.
That's what the chest hair is for.l
@@TheLaughingSimonThe presentation of the ring was a top teir letdown, I was expecting you to give him at most shoes but not even close. Derkeethus.... man needs a new outfit maybe he can become a chef with the whole getup.
Please keep posting Skyrim and the older games they must live on
2:54 Miirak chose overkill, and I respect the hell out of it
This series and these videos have made me extremely happy and has carried me through many times
An elephant's just a slightly smaller non-hairy mammoth
Still easily the best Skyrim content on TH-cam 😊
Of course that FROST dragon chose the poor naked Sven as his first target 🥶😅
Can't believe the Captain walked past Maiq and dint even try to recruit him.
The crew is a collection of murderers, pyromaniacs and nudists. Should we really add _liars_ to the mix?
@@TheLaughingSimon But at least he's up front with his lying.
Poor Helga. Miirak said YOL
And that was the last hot thing that went through her mind before she died.
I love your Skyrim vids, you are so funny my man! Absolutely hilarious stuff! 🤣
"HELPING HAND" is in big quotes.
Like "happy ending."
Your videos get me through my day
The captain practices the ancient art of heavy stealth, if there's no witnesses to say otherwise you were perfectly stealthy.
Love how everyones experience with miraak as companion is him loving arson and going absolutely feral when in combat xD in my saves keeps he using firebreath plus dragon aspect on skeever which is very much a overkill gfychd
Everytime Simon says manky I get closer to immortality
If word gets around that if i tell you who the buyer is it could ruin me
I’LL RUIN YOU
Random idea: if your game is very broken and you’re struggling with restoring it to a point where you can work with it again but you want to continue BonePiece you could make some filler one shot “movies” maybe even with only one of your companions at a time on a new save with maybe fewer mods where it’s just like a small (maybe even non canon) adventure to strengthen a crew mates resolve or loyalty
took 3 minutes for this quest to be completely buggered. well done
I bet you would produce a FANTASTIC sims series. I could listen to you ramble over any game
I think Sims 2 was the last Sims game I played, I wouldn't have a scoob what I was doing now 😆
@@TheLaughingSimon that would make it infinitely better! Get someone to put a crazy mod pack together and see what happens
if you want to give sven a ring, might i suggest the Ring of Disrobing from the saints and seducers cc quest that makes the wearer physically incapable of putting on clothes? 🙃
But then he'd lose his lovely hat.
13:28 Congratulations, Captain! You've achieved CHIM and transcended to a higher plane of existence. 😄
23:24 the death-glare of this man...he doesn't think you're funny, funnybones.
The captain, with any eyepatch on his ear, has returned. :D errrr wait ! I'll use this for the next one.
I'm loving this playthrough.
Maybe Helga is quite an asshole, but the crew got absolutely no chill 😅😵
Hurt. Somebody kill somebody. I'm surprised there's a building left. Well the goddamn fireballs and explosions going off when you were supposed to be roughing someone up to pay off debts😅
I now have this strange urge to go race chocobos again...
I love the FF9 OST use in your vids.
If you ever wanna change it up, I would watch a FF9 playthrough.
hell yeah
12:40 somehow that Argonian reminds me of Jinx the cat.
I realized while watching this that I have never actually seen anyone play Skyrim as a role playing game, until now.
Loving the music selection :D
A fully agree. You go to the thieves guild and they have you doing petty thievery.
Pretty sure you make more money as an assassin. Anyways, dark brotherhood pays well
Companions quest chain is much better suited for a skeleton of Captain Fannybone's caliber.
Thank you Captain, 's what I needed today
Jesus bro! That was hilarious! You are a real idiot, and I love it! I laughed so much!
I dunno why Brynjolf keeps complaining like it's called the Thieves Guild, not the Sneak Guild. And in the end the Captain did steal all the shite he was told to so i don't really see the problem.
☝
The seeker should be a new member to the laughing crew, he clearly wants to join
0:25 mammoth trunk :3 😆
I laughed so hard I’ve got an air bubble in my lung 😫🤣
Sven got a ring. Seems like he'll be getting no pants to wear for yet another season 😝
32:48 Ouch, you okay?
Let's goooo ✨ Over-moded ? Who is she ?
What's the music in the background at 5:30 from? Sounds kinda familiar. But gold again
Final Fantasy IX - We Are Thieves
Finally our captain has returned
What's happening to Sven around 16:53? 😂
OMG I'm rolling.... This is hilarious!
This is the weirdest FF9 playthrough I've ever seen
god i cant wait to get a new gpu so i can enjoy skyrim vr with proper graphics, just out of curiousity, would it be pretty crispy with a 4070?
I have a 3070 so yeah, 4070 will be grand.
ait cheers!
Suggestion for new crew member: Farkas
Hey king, fun video, is your ear better?
Getting there :)
what mod caused that summon lol, the VFX was really neat.
I always love these videos 😂 Hes absolutely insane
I always enjoy this chaos and fun, thank you
Mr boneman you do know you couldve done that quest alot easier if you asked Brinolf to tell you about the people you need to collect money from, you wouldn’t need to get in the brawls
The Captain does things his way. 💪💀
THE CAPTAIN RETURNS!
i love your videos so much!
Stop your clappin' and help your captain!
To get double pay you ask for money be4 u agree to kiil the rats
When will the laughing crew recruit Serana? Is it because it would make lydia jealous?
yeah. I loved this. Good stuff! ♥
What mods are you using
HA! Oh, how I've missed this...
How's your ear?
Doing better thanks!
I think Miraak has bit of a firey temper.