If the Captain ever has enough capital to buy his own pub, I vote "The Drowning Boar" should be it's name. It's perfect. Also, fun fact, holding Sven underneath the water is another way to get a drowning bore.
@@TheLaughingSimon There's at least one mod that adds a player owned brewery outside whiterun, you produce the beer yourself and fill orders etc. Pretty good!
It's my birthday in a couple of days so I'm going to take a little break. If you need me I'll be sunbathing off the coast of solitude, drinking ale, avoiding the authorities and pelting sven with miscellaneous items as I contemplate what we do next oh my!
8:48 Damn that means your victims are getting smarter, learning from the last dragging. What's next? Harkon throwing a tantrum and sitting on the ground like a 3 year old due to sun damage?
do NOT ask simon for a tour of his town! i visited him recently and asked for one and he grabbed me by the arse and dragged me around for hours! worst mistake of my life!
I don’t know how these videos don’t get millions of views, you honestly have such a talent for comedy. I almost never laugh when I’m alone even when I find stuff funny, but I’ve giggled several times already and I’m only ten minutes in. And it’s the same concept every time! But every single one is so funny. Sven running around covering himself will always be one of my favorite things. Thank you so much for making these, it really can’t be an easy feat!
TH-cam doesn't show them to millions of people. That is why. If I knew the trick to getting shown to millions of people, I'd use it myself (and share with Simon).
The beginning of a wonderful friendship. Miraak really needed that bonding time with a fellow dragonborn. Getting out of his dank dungeon in Apocrypha and seeing the world.
@@SupahCray Lol, see, I have this shitty little cocktail of Autism, ADHD, and a bunch of others, and for some reason, that makes my brain meats latch on to the weirdest, most unlikable, or most obscure characters in a fandom. My favorite elven character in Skyrim is Arch Curate Vyrthur, and my all time favorite character in the entire Elder Scrolls universe is Yagrum Bagarn, from Morrowind. I have no answer beyond "I'm mentally ill"
Thank you for this gift. I received some unpleasant news while watching this, and having you already on made it thousands of times more bearable for some reason. So, thank you again for sharing with the world your unique brilliance. 🧡
If Miraak can't behave you can always add Serana to the Laughing Crew. Lord knows she needs a good role model. Not that any of you are good role models, but anyone is better than her parents.
Annekke is probably the best role model in the crew. She doesn't run into draugr traps, doesn't rush into arrows like Lydia, doesn't run around naked like Sven and doesn't attack random stuff like Miraak.
Can't believe we got a Laughing Simon combo like this. I never thought I'd see a Bonepiece and dragging video rolled into one like this! I always save your vids for a special occasion to make them an even better memory. Always love your stuff!
Honestly all the suffering you go through to make these videos is so appreciated. You have such a sense of humor and slapstick that my stomach and face always hurt from laughing too much ❤
ok as soon as you said about rabbits i couldnt not see mirrak as a cute fluffy black rabbit with the glowly stuff around him hahah . omg the image. someone please do a drawing of rabbit mirrak and our wonderful captain as a rabbit with his captain hat on!!!!!!!
Idk how VR skyrim modding works but I love the idea of you dressing up some random npc as Miraak to masquerade as him if his follower mod doesn't exist in VR
Having him actually has his dragonborn powers is part of the fun. Peek behind the curtain I did dress Sven up as Miraak for the thumbnail because the actual Miraak wasn't behaving himself 😂
I just found these videos, and I cannot stop laughing. I don't know who else you could drag around but I hope you can find something! I needed this like nothing else right now, thank you!
I just love the aggressive exclusion of Sven at every opportunity. I'm all for the Captain's beratement of the terrible bard (and the rest of his wild shenanigans)
I'm playing skyrim vr on my shadow pc streaming through my steam deck and omg this is my first time experiencing this is so amazing... all the mods and picking people up and tossing them
Wild Arms now too, awesome! If you use BGM from Lunar Silver Star Story, Star Ocean 2, and Chrono Cross, you'll have used music from every JRPG game I played when I got my first console.😁 And only one of those you have used already, is from a game I didn't play.😮
I've definitely used Chrono Cross before (tremendous soundtrack). I've used Star Ocean 3 (but not Second Story) and I have to admit I don't think I've ever played Lunar Solver Star Story 😲
I wonder what actually happends if you feed somone to the drowning boar. If he'd eat them. Or more sort of jut kill them. Or just continue with his drowning. One of those. Maybe not Mirak, maybe throw in naked Sven - more appetising. Well obviously I don't think so, I'd never, but in the eyes of a boar I mean. Naked people are easier to eat. Unless you're partial to crunchy food.
Someone had to say it
This is a Miraakulous feat.
🙄
😂😂😂 Brilliant.
Banned.
@@TheLaughingSimon worth.
WOW! GREAT Frieza roleplay comment, dude! FRIEZA ALWAYS HAS JOKES!!! XD
Meh. I was dragonbored 30 seconds into the video.
Drag Miraak to Hermeus Mora to make him apologize for trying to double cross him.
That would be a very short ride
Drag Dagon to Mora so Dagon can smite tf out of Mora for talking so slowly
@@TuberoseKisser Drag Dagon to Molag Bal so they can... Idk, kiss?
@@hazeltree7738 drag sheogorath to Jyggalag
@@hazeltree7738 Drag Vivec to Molag Bal so they can .... dunno, rekindle their relationship
"There are people who want me to clothe sven but their complaints only make me more poweful." Lol cpt fannybones is the best.
If the Captain ever has enough capital to buy his own pub, I vote "The Drowning Boar" should be it's name. It's perfect. Also, fun fact, holding Sven underneath the water is another way to get a drowning bore.
Haha! I like it. . . Ohs, and Hahaha! Poor Sven. :/
👏👏👏
@@TheLaughingSimon There's at least one mod that adds a player owned brewery outside whiterun, you produce the beer yourself and fill orders etc. Pretty good!
This feels like a little brother dragging his older brother around, especially with the drowning
PLEASE add miraak as a permanent member of the crew, because that's just. utterly hilarious in concept
Just think, if Sven had won that duel back in the beach episode he would've been wearing clothes this whole time.
What if Lydia was the one who lost the naked duel 3 hour video
Please... Sven can't even take out an alchemist. He never stood a chance.
It's all Lydia's fault if you really think about it.
👆
It's my birthday in a couple of days so I'm going to take a little break. If you need me I'll be sunbathing off the coast of solitude, drinking ale, avoiding the authorities and pelting sven with miscellaneous items as I contemplate what we do next oh my!
Have fun!
Happy early birthday!!! Have fun!
Happy Early Birthday Cap! 🎂
happy birthday, my boy!!!!!!!
aye aye captain
Miraak truly deserves a spot in your crew, you dragged him out of apocrypha and he helped you fight the deathbrand fellow.
at 2:45 where youre coaxing him to lower his fists demolished me 😂😂😂
Idk why you choose to put yourself through so much torture dragging legends, kings, and Gods across the planet but i love it 😂😂😂😂😂
8:48 Damn that means your victims are getting smarter, learning from the last dragging. What's next? Harkon throwing a tantrum and sitting on the ground like a 3 year old due to sun damage?
HA! nice
do NOT ask simon for a tour of his town! i visited him recently and asked for one and he grabbed me by the arse and dragged me around for hours! worst mistake of my life!
I do not score well on Trip Advisor.
I don’t know how these videos don’t get millions of views, you honestly have such a talent for comedy. I almost never laugh when I’m alone even when I find stuff funny, but I’ve giggled several times already and I’m only ten minutes in. And it’s the same concept every time! But every single one is so funny. Sven running around covering himself will always be one of my favorite things. Thank you so much for making these, it really can’t be an easy feat!
They're not easy on my sanity but I do enjoy it 😅
TH-cam doesn't show them to millions of people. That is why. If I knew the trick to getting shown to millions of people, I'd use it myself (and share with Simon).
@@SotiCotohave you found anything in your 9 months of research?
Went from the prison on Apocrypha to the prison of the Fannybones Crew.
If he doesn't stop teleporting he'll be in a very real fannybones prison I can assure you.
The beginning of a wonderful friendship.
Miraak really needed that bonding time with a fellow dragonborn. Getting out of his dank dungeon in Apocrypha and seeing the world.
6:40 "I have a gun my gun just happens to be:" GLOWY
This has to be the hardest challenge you've given yourself for these videos.
Also, my lady said "dragonborn? more like draggingborn"
4:39 I giggled like a school girl at this bit lol. 35 years old and I’m still laughing at d*ck jokes 😂. Great video!
I never appreciated until now Miraak's lovely blue eyes.
I imagine the Ebony Warrior may be a tough one to drag
The Ebony Warrior is the final boss of dragging videos.
Somehow the Ebony Warrior often ends up married to my Dragonborn. I've dragged him to the Temple of Mara quite a few times.
@@SotiCoto skyrim good ending
A dragging video and a captain fannybones video all in one. It’s like Christmas ❤
MIRAAK IS ON THE CREW! I'm excited for Season 3 100x more now. MIRAAK is my fave human npc
...............................................................WHY?!
@@SupahCray Lol, see, I have this shitty little cocktail of Autism, ADHD, and a bunch of others, and for some reason, that makes my brain meats latch on to the weirdest, most unlikable, or most obscure characters in a fandom. My favorite elven character in Skyrim is Arch Curate Vyrthur, and my all time favorite character in the entire Elder Scrolls universe is Yagrum Bagarn, from Morrowind. I have no answer beyond "I'm mentally ill"
When you think you’re the final boss, then this nice Scottish man starts approaching you.
Thank you for this gift. I received some unpleasant news while watching this, and having you already on made it thousands of times more bearable for some reason. So, thank you again for sharing with the world your unique brilliance. 🧡
Glad I could give you a laugh when you needed it most. 🙏💙
3:06 "ladies gentlemen and /gentlefriends/" 🥰🥰 really appreciate that cap'n!
💙
If Miraak can't behave you can always add Serana to the Laughing Crew. Lord knows she needs a good role model.
Not that any of you are good role models, but anyone is better than her parents.
Annekke is probably the best role model in the crew. She doesn't run into draugr traps, doesn't rush into arrows like Lydia, doesn't run around naked like Sven and doesn't attack random stuff like Miraak.
Can't believe we got a Laughing Simon combo like this. I never thought I'd see a Bonepiece and dragging video rolled into one like this! I always save your vids for a special occasion to make them an even better memory. Always love your stuff!
14:51 Well, this journey is certainly about booty... ^^;
👏👏👏
He's the Dragging Born!
Honestly all the suffering you go through to make these videos is so appreciated. You have such a sense of humor and slapstick that my stomach and face always hurt from laughing too much ❤
In the end we _both_ suffer :)
Epic ending! I can understand why you'd need a break after this madness.
I think both me and my save file need a break. By the end of this one we were both falling apart 😅
19:06 Not the captain calling us out about naked sven 💀
@The Laughing Simon naked sven hold the ultimate power no one can beat....except when he runs away and gets his hand tied again.
12:00 the horkas be like: Have you heard of our great lord and saviour the extended car warranty?
ok as soon as you said about rabbits i couldnt not see mirrak as a cute fluffy black rabbit with the glowly stuff around him hahah . omg the image. someone please do a drawing of rabbit mirrak and our wonderful captain as a rabbit with his captain hat on!!!!!!!
Miraak was sentenced for his crimes to be draged by Simon. :)
I took a sip of soda right before "You probably can't breathe under water can you?" and my screens almost got bathed in soda!
I love what a train wreck your shenanigans turn this game into😅. Is Miraak a permanent part of the crew now?
if he can learn to behave himself and not teleport then maybe.
@@TheLaughingSimon Can you take off Miraak's mask? I think that might humble him a little...
Happy early birthday!! Awesome vid as always 👌👍🤌
Dragonborn becomes dragginborn
solthsteim's geography is a pain in the ass even for a standard playthrough, this had to be hell lol
"I have a fear of the depths of the ocean,"
Me: May I introduce you to subnautia?
YOU MAY NOT
It'd be funny to see Keeper Carcette get dragged to the Volkihar Castle gates, or Arnbjorn dragged to Jorrvaskr to apologize xD
Invading Annekkes personal space with deathbrand armor and the first dragonborn.
A completely normal scenario in the un-life of Captain FannybonesXD
O' captain, my captain, please accept this offering of a complaint to feed your power:
*Please cover Naked Sven's butt*
If I didn't think it would get me immediately kicked aff TH-cam I'd make him _more_ naked!
Fannybones doesn't train his one-handed before bed, instead he reads the Bound spell tomes.
Exercising his _imagination_
I also love netches. They purr.
They _do_ purr
concluding this season with finding the buried treasure of a dead pirate king? holy shit, they found the bone piece
Idk how VR skyrim modding works but I love the idea of you dressing up some random npc as Miraak to masquerade as him if his follower mod doesn't exist in VR
Having him actually has his dragonborn powers is part of the fun. Peek behind the curtain I did dress Sven up as Miraak for the thumbnail because the actual Miraak wasn't behaving himself 😂
The only time you give him clothing is to make him pretend to he someone else. I love it
POV: You are the one being taken across the map by the Laughing Simon
I like to idea that Akatosh couldn't stop itself from fucking every mortal on Nirn which is how they actually learned to Thu'um.
It'd be fun if we can just throw Miraak at enemies and watch him do his thing
As long as he doesn't teleport on us!
I was literally watching all the other dragging videos yesterday. Great timing!
Great minds and all that.
Miraak is indeed a bad boy 👀
21:22 my bosses say the same thing to me when I say NO
Real question is, can you drag alduin to parthanuax, 😅
I'm so excited for season 3! Love all the added randomness that you bring to this game lol!
me flirting: gie us yer butt
Anyone else just dying!?
Also as soon as he said ‘season 3’ cant wait! Season one and two were endless laughs
I just found these videos, and I cannot stop laughing. I don't know who else you could drag around but I hope you can find something! I needed this like nothing else right now, thank you!
16:32 I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in my life. How you’re not the most popular content creator I’ll never know
I just love the aggressive exclusion of Sven at every opportunity. I'm all for the Captain's beratement of the terrible bard (and the rest of his wild shenanigans)
Clunking the Helm aff his heed, omg my ribs canny take it! 🤣🤣🤣
I heard the wild arms music kick on and I was like 'Shit I thought I was the only one'
I really enjoyed Miraak's confused floating in the sea 💙
Miraak swims like I swim. _Poorly_
2:48 he wants to play Patty Cake xD
Another dragging video!
Those are my favorite, lol
Well, I think Miraak doesn't was so happy xD
I think the real treasure was the body count we made along the way.
I would watch 100 of these dragging vids 😂👏🏽
this man is VERY underated
How do you not have more subscribers this stuff is gold
why does miraak have such beautiful blue eyes 😭😭
Drag Harkon to the sun, he has no chance
I want to see a video of this guy drag around the king of vampires when he's in his vampire lord form
How DARE the algorithm stop suggesting your videos to me, good to be back
Miraak have to join the crew please😅
He needs to learn to behave himself first
This is exactly what I needed after today. Nothing cheers me up like Captain Fannybones!
Always here to help 🙏
this video is further proof that even the shittiest of days are no match for the captain, captain fannybones, and the laughing crew!
💪
Happy early bday! Rest those bones and relax!
I see what you did there. 💙
Draggin-born
I guess the real treasure was the corpses your friends tried to make along the way.
I'm playing skyrim vr on my shadow pc streaming through my steam deck and omg this is my first time experiencing this is so amazing... all the mods and picking people up and tossing them
Nicely done, Simon! Did you pick up all the Ectoplasm dropped from all those ghosts?
Ew no.
@@TheLaughingSimon I'm pretty sure those ones are worth more...or maybe they were....hmmmm...
I never knew Miraak had blue eyes.
Wild Arms now too, awesome! If you use BGM from Lunar Silver Star Story, Star Ocean 2, and Chrono Cross, you'll have used music from every JRPG game I played when I got my first console.😁
And only one of those you have used already, is from a game I didn't play.😮
I've definitely used Chrono Cross before (tremendous soundtrack). I've used Star Ocean 3 (but not Second Story) and I have to admit I don't think I've ever played Lunar Solver Star Story 😲
These are brilliant. So funny
I was hoping he would drag him to Alduin
Time to add him to the crew.
Great video, very unexpected but that's what makes it good, have you considered heading to Bruma for season 3?
I haven't 100% decided on season 3's arc but I deffo want to do Bruma at some point.
Who would want Sven to cover up those french fries nips?
Sea-son THREE! Sea-son THREE! Sea-son THREE!
The ultimate battle teleportation vs save scumming 😂
Now this is what a final boss battle looks like.
Drag Miraak up to High Hrothgar so he can have mead and sweetrolls with the Greybeards. And a Tinvaak with Paarthy
feed him to paarthurnax got it 👍
I wonder what actually happends if you feed somone to the drowning boar. If he'd eat them. Or more sort of jut kill them. Or just continue with his drowning. One of those. Maybe not Mirak, maybe throw in naked Sven - more appetising. Well obviously I don't think so, I'd never, but in the eyes of a boar I mean. Naked people are easier to eat. Unless you're partial to crunchy food.
Like eating the wrapper along with the choccy biscuit.
I’m so excited for season three
I want to know how you don't get dizzy jumping against the mountain left and right
Micky D needs to see this lol
YES SIMON!!!!!