Bill Burr What women hate about men
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I was a Ironworker, steel beams/tall buildings, for 40 years. I never did go nuts when a woman would walk by. I did however whistle at some Nuns one day. The reply was a YEOOW from one of the Nuns! We all had a good laugh
And I, Steve, was that nun.
Yeeoow is the noise we make when a fast car goes by hahah
The nun yelled YEOW?😂
@@eminenception Yes, it was all in good fun. Her fellow Nuns were laughing too. Passed a group of kayaking Nuns in Florida this past January. Put a smile on my face
IT WAS ME BARRY
I was the nun
age20: Ugh, i hate it when guys stare.
age38: Woe is me.
There was some feminist broad who wrote an article about how she missed being catcalled and checked out. She blamed the patriarchy for it.
It's actually worse from what I seen: Age 20: I hate it when guys stare. Age 38: Why don't any young guys want me?
Been working for the same company for 15 years. And I’ve seen this evolution.
😂😂😂
@@chickenparmesansandwich6180 Must've been so satisfying
An attractive woman is just like a rich kid .... they are born with it, and they spend their whole life telling themselves what a curse it is.
If they ever lost it they would give anything to get it back.
Joe Cool then they get a facelift and look like someone blasted them in the face with a leaf blower
yeah .. happenes .. it's called the wall
No it's when you have it you realise it doesn't make you happy. Being attractive or being rich. It won't satisfy.
@@photent it just tells you .. you play the game of life on easy and you still think it sucks
@@TheyCalledMeT Yeh that's why we're all insane, our minds will find anything to complain about. If you body swapped with a hot woman tomorrow I bet you'd adjust and eventually have some complaints in a couple of weeks. Our minds do crazy shit.
My theory as a female is, women only hate being stared at if the guy is unattractive. If it was a hot man, she wouldn't be too offended by it.
I can attest to that, women fuckin hate me checking them out. I don't even like it when I check myself out.
once women fix that logicbug, we'll all be golden
@@metalovermatter4045 nah when a man sees an ugly chick in his dms he will tell her to fuck off, but is she's hot he'll be putting down his pants in a snap.
Zero Commentary Gameplays i don’t see the error in that logic. It might not be nice but that’s what *logic* is buddy. Would you rather be checked out by a good looking person or an ugly person? Like cmon?! Maybe you have a “logic bug” 😂😂😂😂
Spot on!😂
i want bill burr to be my lawyer
Better Beware Burr - He'd probably be the one getting you in trouble.
Yea and does all his arguments in the form of stand up
*Nobody laughs because the girl was raped
+white buff Most men haven't invented anything either. Thanks to the ones who did but I doubt you're one of them
Kerin Myers But we do all the heavy work that no woman wants to do. fuck off
@White buff Was this a drunk post or are you actually this stupid?
I absolutely HATED cleaning the women's bathroom at my old job! The worst part for me was that metal box next to the toilet where they would put their bloody tampons. That was atrocious beyond any description. No word in the dictionary can truly convey they absolute horror I felt.
Mr556x45mm Biohazard bin from hell?
Yes. I had to clean shit off of a toilet seat once.
Mr556x45mm That makes me nautious thinking about it!
We used to call them the blood boxes
My lady friend worked in a tanning salon and she would have to change the trash bags in the tanning room. She told me she would find PISS in the trash cans.
"How dare he be attracted to me! Unless I'm attracted to him, in which case, how dare he not be attracted to me!"
Lmaooo
👍👍👍👍🤣
Sadly accurate
Yea, she went to strippers warehouse emporium, and said “ help me pick out an outfit that helps me showcase my intellect.”
"We're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it."
-Founder of Strippers Warehouse
Meh, I prefer the ones who shop at Stripper's Discount.
I wanna say Archer? Definitely hearing H Jon Benjamin
@@TMTM7 Yeah, Archer quote
Nice stolen joke
She watches Jersey Shore she has no right to judge anybody.
@MGTOW Radio this comment was made a year ago, lol.
Smug Bastard And? she dead?
@@ShaunHensley she aint gonna see it nor will she respond to some jackass.
@@gravepatch hm name fits
@@courtlycard6556 you are my hero
women Hate HAAAAAATE watching a man doing nothing. is like watching an ATM out of service!!
cafeta Loool.......dude touchee
Unless you're a drug dealer.
So fucking true
😂😂😂😂 true
Never commit to a woman.....
Just come on her back... Leave a twenty on the table.....and leave.
Lmao Burr reminding women that they will get old, wrinkly and saggy is the most hilarious wake-up call ever.
I wanna see Bill burr getting stuck in an elevator with a hardcore feminist 😂🤭
Nikki Charms it would be like that one horror movie
unless the feminist was with 4 other friends, she wont say shit. Most feminists are only brave in packs.
Nikki Charms he kick her ass!
feminist stuck in an elevator? she’ll have her pigtails on and say “ ohhh i’m just a helpless girl , save me “ 😉
@@dirkdigler595 😂😂😂 I bet half have forgotten this although I've only just started listening to BB!
I will never understand the "I dress to look good but hate when (guys I'm not attracted to) men look" mentality. Its like hating grizzly bears but dressing like a salmon and dousing yourself in honey. Or to be more gender accurate, its like being a man, hating gold-diggers, but still choosing to drive your ferrari around at bimbo conventions while money pours out of the trunk.
I also can't stand the "if he can't make me laugh for an entire night, he's not worth my time". Okay sweetheart, when was the last time YOU made anyone laugh? How about you develop a personality and quit relying on a couple of fat deposits to make you interesting?
what's worse is when ugly/fat girls getting weirded out like they expect to be stared at, when its the last thing on my mind. seeing that more and more nowadays. some weird post-modern/feminist shit
I think your entire statement was perfect.
It's because you're not the typrbof guy she wants staring at you. If women are attracted to you, they'll rationalize otherwise questionable behavior.
Joe Arguin Lol! Got me!
DM R That's always hilarious!
I am surprised at women who dress to impress, and spend hours on makeup to make themselves attractive, and then are surprised to find that their grooming habits make men stare. Imagine how depressed you will feel in your new black dress, and three hours's worth of makeup, and we do not appreciate your artificial beauty.
Pffft...she will merely flip sexual preferences and bang a girl so her makeup job wouldn't go to waste.
@@FenderBassMan under appreciated comment
Fact: Women dress for other women's approval and compliments.
Florida Gator1 that’s not a “fact” tf are you even talking about? Just boil it down to the simple biology, at the deepest level possible, people are always looking for a mate and to procreate. Yeah I’d agree that women have this inner need to “impress” or really just to “beat” and look better than other women, but it’s asinine to try and argue that women ONLY dress for other women, and not for other men. I don’t care what anyone says or who complains about it, guys love getting compliments from both ugly and hot girls, and girls love getting compliments from medium to hot guys. There is almost nothing in the world better than getting a compliment from the other sex. Anyone arguing with that is a 20 year old girl who hasn’t lived long enough to see just how drastically it all changes once she hits 40-50. Older women would kill to know they’re still wanted, it’s the best shit in the world for them. And the same goes for guys. We really aren’t that different deep down
@Turtle Kingdom BITCH It's all one big shit test and they are always moving the goal post. That's why you do you.
*Carmen Electra:* My eyes are up here!
*Homer Simpson:* I've made my choice!
"dudes who can't flirt needn't try"
What a stupid and arrogant claim...
In order to succeed you need to try.
Being experienced means having been unexperienced.
To be fair, im an okay flirt, but I never had to start at the "So, you suck dick?" level. Somehow I didn't need to try that one to get past it.
forgotaboutbre it probably worked before. That guy might have said it on a whim at one point and got laid. He could have also missed out on a chance and the girl told him he wasn’t aggressive enough. Many factors
So I'm not a woman but what I have been able to gather about the majority of women is that most of then would prefer for the inexperienced guys to stay inexperienced and leave the flirting to those guys who are naturals. That way they "know who the guy really is" instead of him just making his way through the dominance hierarchy and actually achieving a higher status. Women are weird af bro
@@yellowzoiid If that played out no guys would ever have experience haha.
@@forgotaboutbre there are guys who are "naturals" that are just naturally good at flirting
Exactly! I am 46, still pretty, great shape BUT I am 46! Men don't look at me like they once did. Appreciate the looks men give you ladies, it goes away....They start calling you mam;)))
I’m 29 and I get called mam😥
What's wrong with ma'am? They probably don't call you that in a dating situation unless you go for guys much younger than you. Idk, as a male that was an assumption. I use ma'am sometimes, never with female friends or family and close acquaintances, but occasionally with females in the work environment when I need help as a customer. Context means everything.
Genius Idiot does it really though? Ma'am is my [failed] attempt at manners so I don't sound rude or imposing or use the implied 'you' which tends to sound kinda pig headed. But I definitely don't use it with anyone I'm familiar with unless it's a boss or something.
Genius Idiot haha true
I call women I don’t know ma’am. Don’t get it twisted, I’d fuck the shit out of some of the same women.
"Mashed potato dance" LOL
Beer Pizza What's a mashed potatoes dance??
It's Vlad, not Vladimir jerking off
@@vladimator1842 same move your hands make when your mashing potatoes bro.
Sumting Wong lmaoo.....I only peel the potatoes, never actually have I smashed them lol 😂
Wtf is a mashed potato dance haha
I've never seen a man argue with himself so passionately before
Cos we usually keep our thoughts for us in the inside and enjoy life on the outside
To be fair i met plenty of women who thought because we had one good conversation that they're in.
This is not a male issue, it's an experience issue.
It's something that just happens when you're still in the process of figuring out how dating works and didn't develop the awareness yet to understand that you're talking to a fullfledged human with more dimensions than you can count.
Agreed
Yeah. That sounds Zulu to me.
"Somewhere in the middle of that I agreed with you, just take that. Take that home with you, alright there, toots?" Excellent!
_"toots"_ lol
This guy is a Legend. "Before I die I'd like to drink a beer with Bill Burr" - it's on my bucket list.
Just rub one out instead.
Probably won't happen, Bill doesn't like people.
💯 agree.
Just FYI, "Bucket List" = things to do before you die.
So are You going to stalk him?
When a good looking guy stares at a women - he's flirting. When an ugly guy stares at a women - he's staring and she's offended.
Fuck double standards
@@elpoompoomwarrior Oh I agree, but this is a fact not my belief. If we did this to women, we're automatically wrong either way. Such B.S.
@@edponpon with women everything is excused if you're good looking (the shallow type) there is a kind that will like you for what you are but a have a 10% chance of running into these like a lot of my classmates are femnists/sjw/blue pilled males and i just love to debunk their shit the look is priceless on their faces
Spot on!😂
Men are the same what are you talking about? Sure maybe they'll fuck a 2 after getting wasted, but they won't let their friends know.
Women, make a choice:
A) Get checked out by people you like and people you dont like;
B) Dont get checked out at all (reality for most guys).
Those are your choices. Pick one and stop complaining.
Lol women can’t pick B. That’s not a choice literally
These egotistical women.. "I turn around to bust him looking at me" . Guess what, I turn around to see if you're checking me out, because if you are.. chances are we might have some ice to break.
yeah, at least half the time we only look up because we notice the motion of them turning around
Nej82 looking ain't hurting, and it's never going to stop.
Yeah, couldn't tell u how many times I naturally turn to look and she's already looking. Like that classic 6th sense thing where u subconsciously know someone's looking at u. But I guarantee u every time she'll go home to tell her friends that I was a creeper staring at her. When that same thing happens between 2 dudes it's no fucking deal. But bitches all think they are all special snowflakes. And in today's world maybe 20% of women tops are actually worth looking at. The other 80% are either trashy or land whales
Nej82 Damn, this comment just added a new layer of reality to that staring conflict.
Alex M.
Yes! I walk down the street looking and smiling at old women, old men, men, anyone. But I never look at hot girls because it makes me furious when you catch their eye and they roll their eyes like "not another one" ...and a lot of the time even average girls do it...I'm so fucking proud that it can ruin half my day fuming about it afterwards so I just don't look at them! Hahaha
Man, I'm so tired of women like that. I'm so glad that my girlfriend is from Russia. She started working at the company next to my working place and I recognized her at the subway station. I was looking at her, she realized it and gave me a smile. We started a conversation, we started dating, started liking each other and we're a couple for about three years now. And seriously, that's the best thing that ever happened to me. She's super loyal, she's never bitching because of some nonsensical shit, she's never egoistic and during the whole time we're together she never seriously annoyed me or pissed me of. She's so different from all the other women I was dating, she's respecting me and I'm respecting her. If she wants something she makes it clear, if she doesn't agree with something I was doing or saying she makes it clear but no stupid "what's up? Nothing!"-drama or fucking manipulation games.
Mumba Mumba but you have to put up with that accent, no thanks
Looks like I'm headed to Russia 🇷🇺
starchy what accent?? Are you able to speak any other language? You stupid fuck
That's not a woman, that's a unicorn
Congrats dude
This woman has hit the wall. She's angry because she can't get the men she wants to look at her anymore, but she's still putting out the effort and only attracting trolls. What's going to be even worse is when the trolls stop looking at her. Then she'll really be pissed.
Some women think they're a 10, so even good looking guys aren't rich, successful, famous, powerful, good looking guys.
It's ok, I'm sure her 8 cats will keep her company
As a guy who worked as a janitor for a summer during college, I can say without a doubt there are few things I've witnessed more disgusting than a public women's restroom. Guys restrooms are foul too, but women's public restrooms are on a whole different level.
Yeah I used to have to clean the bathrooms at my grocery store and the women always had the worse room. I'll never forget when one bitch flooded the entire bathroom and guess who was on cleaning duty that day
Yup. Used to work at a movie theatre.
Had to clean the men's washroom every now and then. I thought I had it bad untill the lady employees showed me what goes on the the women's. Horrible stuff
5:58 On the contrary: Working in restaurants for over a decade, I would have to occasionally clean and mop the bathrooms, and the women's was more disgusting than the men's. Tampons, pads all over the floor, toilet paper just thrown about, seats covered in piss...wtf?
Blackguard 3:16 it's true bud. I work in public restrooms all the time. Women's rooms are way worse than men's rooms.
Einherjar that is so true, I use to clean the bathrooms at first restaurant job and that was the worst.
It's like literally everything about a woman's life is a lie. From their fake hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, fake finger nails, fake face with their make up, in some cases takes titties and asses, all the way to their personalities and how they portray themselves to be. I'm 1 of 3 brothers and I have 1 sister and growing up my sister was the biggest slob. Room was always a mess. Clothes all over the floor. And every girl I ever dated always had a messy car with shit all over the place, but for whatever fucked up reason society even till this day always portrays women as the clean and tidy gender.
Worked at a gas station in high school; the women's bathroom always had toilet paper all over the floor like they were building a nest.
I've been working in bars for nearly 13 years and women's bathroom's are the absolute worst.
Ask any woman about horror stories from using the public bathroom... my wife has plenty. She says yes, the men's bathroom smells like piss but in the women's bathroom there's period-blood on the floor, used tampons laying around, pad wrappers, used pads, occasional fights over who someone hogging the mirror too long, and don't forget the mile-long line of women waiting.
Even shit on the walls scary shit!!!
Lmao do you live in LA?
Yet how dare we leave the toilet seat up
It’s so funny when women “complain” about guys looking at them when they so obviously go out of their way to wear the most revealing, display they can.
And the implication that men wouldn't see through the hypocrisy is pretty insulting.
It's like leaving your car parked in a bad neighborhood with the key still in ignition, leaving the windows rolled down, and still being surprised when the car gets stolen.
It's bait for the person that they want to attract. Everyone does it though
Theyre complaining that unattractive guys are staring at them.
Its also a brag on their part
They do it so they can have something to complain about. Some people get off on complaining about shit all the time, it makes them feel righteous
So I've always known it's a compliment, to a certain extent, for a guy to stare. One time at a bar, my friends and I walked up to the bar to get a drink and a guy already siting there turned around to see who was next to him and he looked right at my boobs (yes I had cleavage and I have big girls), and he got wire eyed and said out loud "damn! Those are big!!" 😂 It was hilarious!
that's the spirit, take it with humor, especialy when they're impaired .. like drunk (as long as nothing serious happenes)
makes you instantly sympathetic
women have so much power over men in this regard, its unbelievable
Yeah as long as men stay in line physically and to a reasonable extent verbally, I see nothing wrong with it.
I have the same issues and I always say I know they are nice thanks
@Nonaya Bidness if you willing walk around showing your girls off or any part of your body in a way that is to attract a mate then yeah you absolutely should expect some kind of harassment wow
If a woman is wearing tight pants and has a great butt....I'm going to look.
Unless it's YOUR MOM!
David Higgins Glance, sure, of course.
Stare, no, don't be a creep.
who do you think is the bigger pervert? the guy wearing respectable clothing having a good ol' look in the bar, or a woman with her ass practically on display for everyone to see whether they like it or not.
David Higgins They can be loose pants and she's jiggling underneath, I'm gonna'look!
Bonesy Good point! Exhibitionism can be just as perverted as "creep"staring.
Crunchy, I have 7 sisters (6 actually one is deceased) and I saw with my own eyes the hypocrisy that women demonstrate when being "admired" by two different classes of men: those who are attractive to them (the woman being "admired") and those who are not.
Let me guess... Your sisters were annoyed by the suitors?... While seeking the attention of the guys who ignored them?
In my opinion the most interesting thing happened when i was in highschool, in the 9th grade all the girls called me ugly and creepy whenever i looked or try to talk to them, so that made me try to avoid all eye contact with females. In the 10th grade i joined the football team and lost a lot of weight and in the 11th grade i started to pay attention to how i dressed at that point girls were coming in groups to talk to me and i would see multiple girls in my classes beside me trying to push their boobs together and staring at me. So what am trying to say is that i got to experience both sides were females think your a creep if your ugly and staring at them but love it when your attractive. It would've been dope if whenever the girl was a 9 or 10 my anxiety wouldn't stop me from thinking of words to say.
I hate when my husband throws his dirty clothes on the floor right next to the laundry hamper. For years. I just finally spoke up. I thought he was being passive aggressive but I confronted him nicely telling him that it drives me crazy and now he puts them in the basket. Communication is key for couples that actually love each other. Just celebrated 29 yrs.
U women have a low threshold.
This is my world, I will look at visible atoms whenever I want.
Da Do -Well said!!!
My girl is a bit of a tomboy and doesn’t wear any revealing clothing and suddenly I have way more appreciation for that fact after listening to this video.
“Men don’t know how hard it is to maintain having no hair” I guaranteed every man who shaves and trims that Cuban eggroll just laughed at this broad while remembering how many times they’ve nicked that sac...it’s a terrifying feeling
Seriously dude it fucking hurts and you’re just sitting there anticipating it lol
every time I cut the boys I vow to never do it again just to shave the next damn day
A flat surface can never achieve uniform contact against a convex structure, hence the danger.
And for some odd reason, the ballsack bleeds like a son of a bitch.
Get the hair short and then use a fresh razor to get to the skin. Been years since I cut myself.
6:15 imagine a young cynical Bill Burr cleaning a toilet, the monologues of pure hatred he must've had those days...
yoe91 I bet you could hear him from outside
Your body your right, my eyes my right!
Having worked as a custodian before. I can tell you without equal. the women's bathrooms were always destroyed. no matter how often you cleaned them. the men's generally wasn't that bad. the reason is men don't tend to care about their own bodily functions but they do care about having to deal with other men's bodily functions and men more so then women are considerate of others in public spaces so they tend to not make a huge mess both out of courtesy to the men that follow and fear of embarrassment among their peers. Women on the other hand seem to think not giving a fuck is a group sport. As they all will file into a freshly cleaned bathroom and apparently have a toilet paper fight.
TheNitroG1 men also don’t bleed on a monthly basis. If they did, oh boy....
I bleed more often than that, but it's generally unpredictable and and I try to bleed outdoors instead of a bathroom if I have the option.
Agreed, worst summer job ever.
Nope, it’s basically even for each gender. Humans in general are disgusting and the amount of times I’ve seen shit filled toilets with pubes and piss all over the seat in the mens bathroom is insane.
@@TheSCPStudio got to love how you completely dismiss my experience as if it didn't happen...I've been a truck driver and I worked at a casino. while I didn't see the inside of any women's bathrooms as a truck driver it did give me a pretty good sampling of men's bathrooms around the country and I only ever encountered a few that were completely destroyed. Ironically despite the reputation of a truck stop bathroom. They were some of the cleanest nicest bathrooms I ever used. my work at the casino (where I was a custodian for years) I had to clean the men's and women's bathrooms all the time.
99% of the time the men's bathroom took between 5 and 10 minutes to clean USUALLY the worst part was men's failure to keep the water in the sink while washing their hands. Forgetting to flush isn't actually a problem...it doesn't take any effort for me to push the handle because some dude forgot. Furthermore if there are piss covered toilet seats that means there aren't urinals. Most men's public bathrooms HAVE urinals.
The women's bathroom on the other hand I had to spend 20 minutes in several times a night. cleaning up toilet paper that would literally be in every section of the bathroom, and toilet seats that looked like most of them hadn't been taught how to wipe or properly apply a tampon...oh and that's another thing just the sheer amount of feminine hygiene products alone made it worse than the men's bathrooms...they change them in the stall and just because there isn't a trash receptacle IN THE STALL...they throw it ON THE FLOOR! nothing quite like picking up some chick's dirty rag because she couldn't be bothered to carry it 2 feet to the garbage can.
"no it's about equal..." eat me dude. don't tell me I'm making up my past.
Idk...I did janitorial work at a few places and although the men's bathrooms have their days, but by a far more consistent basis, the women's bathrooms have been far worse. They don't flush, tampons floating in the toilet or on the floor, toilet paper everywhere....especially at bars
But just for the record, thats not me saying men's bathrooms are spotless
“It’s like a trick shot in high heels”😭😂
14:00 'She's... just... not a dwarf.'
Women: “I don’t like men who are cheap
Me: I don’t Like women who are cheap
Seriously, I can't stand anyone who wants something from me, then declares it isn't enough.
"I'm lookin'" "IM LOOKIN'" bill birr is hilarious and correct in what he says 💯
What a boss 😂
Many of these "hot" American women with big egos are totally deflated when they travel to Asia and are surrounded by really beautiful local women and nobody pays any attention to them. I've seen it in the bars on numerous occasions. Funny
This crazy - almost bald - redhead is the BEST! Thanks for making my day yet again Bill Burr!
i love you bill. and your comedy. thank you for being raw and unedited.
"Take that home with you there alright toots" 🤣🤣im dead
She wouldn't know they were staring at her if she wasn't staring at them. 🤷
They absolutely do want you to look. If they didn't want you to look, they wouldn't wear the shit they wear. I mean look at women's clothes. Every single thing that's in the women's clothes aisle is designed to make people look at you!
Bill Burr has the most logical comment section on videos. I feel like I'm addicted to Bill Burr, and it's not even been half a day since I found this podcast.
Delphine, the worst Blade ever the fact that Bill Burr has the seemingly post logical comment section really says a lot. It’s really just the shit that people aren’t afraid to say anymore. Once a guy brings up biological needs and sexual desires he just gets shut down and castrated by all of social media. Bill’s comment sections are just the inner thoughts of most guys, and really just facts of life that people, and mostly guys, are not allowed to say anymore.
See, for meeeeee.... I also used to work at a restaurant and the women's bathroom was always dirtier than the men's and covered in toilet paper at the end of the night. Clean it up laaaaaadies.
johnny b im a plumber and can account to that, no matter where I go the females toilets are worse then the mens.
johnny b i worked at a gym as the night janitor and the women's locker room was always the worst, although i did find a a tampon in the men's trash can one time, but other than that the women's locker room was always worse.
Johnny5life?
I worked at a grocery store and had to clean the bathrooms. Cleaned the men’s and they flipped buggers on the walls and I was like this is disgusting Then went and cleaned the women’s and they had stuck used tampons to the wall Somehow I think the tampons were 1000% worse
"We were just rocking together" ahaha
I have a female family member who was an admin at a private college with both men and women, and because there was a relatively small staff, it was actually her job to clean the public restrooms after the building was closed for the day (or dump the trash, I don't know the full extent).
Anyway, she said the same thing Bill says. The men's room was often messy or sometimes a toilet was clogged or whatever, but the women's room was a disaster area every single day and cleaning up in there was the absolute worst part of her day.
Eventually she threatened to quit even though she liked her job, because her day started to consist of anxiety about what she'd find and have to deal with at the end of the day.
You know what to expect with men's public restrooms. It's a roulette wheel with the women's.
The janitor I worked with at a department store told me that he found used tampons in the dispenser! He had to bleach the whole thing.
This was a great bit. Please do this again soon.
“I’ll do a little March in place” lmao
So true tho...
This is hilarious! Love Bill Burr - the teacher of common sense! LOL
This info is so insightful /informative -hope someone is putting these in the Library of Congress
This man is a national treasure.
So after a few months being single I must say I didn't expect a good 90% of women over 27 not being capable of kissing.
"He's doing half of the mash potatoe dance" hahaha!!!
13:43 "She's *just* not a dwarf" 😂😭
I was at a bar once about 15 years ago and as I sat there I had that distinct feeling that someone was staring at me. I was sitting at the bar and half paying attention to a baseball game on the tube. Then I glanced ahead and in the mirror behind the bar I noticed this girl staring at me. I was seated at the bar and she was at a table with a group of her friends, but I instantly understood who was staring at me. The girl was young enough to be my kid, and I had no interest in talking to her. But it's hard to go back to watching the game when your psyche keeps telling you someone is staring at you, it's hard to ignore. Every time I looked at the mirror she was still staring at me. So I moved to the open stool next to me and the whiskey bottles behind the bar blocked that view. I figured, 'problem solved' but then I start hearing loud talk about 'he moved just so he didn't have to look at me, it just makes me feel so ugly'. Classic 'eyeroll' moment, but I just carried on like I didn't hear a thing. By this point, it was virtually impossible for me to not listen to what she's saying. It didn't take long to hear the others (mostly women) at the table going on about what an asshole I was. First of all, I found her to be attractive, but 15 - 20 years younger than me and that takes her off the 'eligibility roster' for me. Secondly, I only saw her above the table, so I was completely bewildered by all this 'asshole' talk, wondering if she could be such a raging narcissist that she took offense from men NOT staring at her. One of the white knight types sitting with her suggest he should come over and 'set me straight' or something to that effect. Just before I heard that comment I had decided to just finish my beer and stroll across the street to a different bar, but if the guy was going to try to intimidate me I didn't want to miss that. Suddenly the whole group got up to leave and I admit that was the best thing that could have happened for everyone. As she walked past I noticed that she was one of those women who look totally normal from the chest up, but she had a waist that was about 60 inches around. Totally changed the whole dynamic, apparently, I was an asshole for not checking out her body. Mixed messages: Just one of the services women provide...
Damn that kinda sucks, but hey you got a story out of it. Luckily I sit almost exactly in the middle between hideous and Ronaldo so I never attract unwanted attention in either direction. If I go to a bar to watch the Rangers game I can do so in peace, but if I were to try my luck with the laaaaydeeeees I wouldn’t be majorly hindered there either.
@@warrcoww6717
You don't get any attention because you're a Rangers fan, lad.
“Jack n the box arms” 💀
Lol. Bill is brilliant as ever. A new career as a radio "agony aunt" any day of the week.
Bill, thanks for all the laughs bro.
I hope you and the Family have a memorable Xmas.
So many women assume guys are staring at them when really we are just trying to find the bbq sauce
I said the same thing about being hairless. I said it made me feel like they were a kid, and my friends, men and women, gave me a look and said it was closer to being a kid to have hair and then I felt like the creepy one.
It’s a compliment. Genius. Love this guy
I love how organic his rants are haha
"I grabbed two handfuls of hair trying to help her" :D
Holy shit I’m dying of laughter at work and the other pilot looks over at me like what the hell are you watching? I show him and next thing you know we’re dying of laughter together. Bill out here creating bonds.
Put it on auto pilot 😂
"... so, we were kinda just like rocking together... " LOL... I'M DYING... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bill is just endlessly entertaining to listen to
I've never seen a guy stare at a chick who didn't put in enough effort to make a particular guy stare.
Dont agree. There are very beautiful women whose beauty needs no
provocation.
Not looking close enough. There are a bunch of creeps out there. Its really disturbing at times when you spot it. Dont get me wrong not all guys are guilty.
If you're going to show them, I will look at them.
I hope you keep that same energy when I whip out my junk.
@@seanmatthewking My brain is not hardwired to look at "your" junk. Perhaps hers.
Girls check out a guys ass too, i don't see the problem. Hooker rules and it's all g
Insubordinate hellhound 🤣 he just keeps talking like he didn’t just say that lol
@6:25 "it's like someone won a championship in there" - on women's public restrooms. Ha!
As a janitor who has cleaned up bathrooms at many bars I can say with certainty that the grossest bathrooms are women bathrooms.
Loved it when he said " one day you'll look back and they won't be looking." Love it. Enjoy that time you have. Plus if one guy looks it's ok. But if too many guys look it's not ok. Really? That means your hot and how are you going to get mad at guy 10 and not guy one. That's crazy to me.
4:30 as someone who has worked on a construction site, most of the time, it’s only going to be a “oh, hey look a nice brief distraction. Welp, back to hammer goes up, hammer goes down.” I’ve personally never seen anyone yell at a woman from a site, but I’ve also never worked on a big city job.
Bill Burr stumbling and fumbling trying to read is just wonderful.
Women just want to be looked at by the guys they want...not the ones they don't. Then it becomes harassment. It's like going bass fishing and getting pissed off when you catch a perch...
Lol in my country there’s an attractiveness scale called “head turning rate”, judged by the amount of people who turn to check you out after you walk past them. Women buy up makeup looks and outfits to maximize that. It’s interesting how that’s considered offensive here lol.
"She is JUST not a dwarf" LMAO
Just catching up on your pod cast. Love you and at 75, they still stare at me. I look goooood for my age and take full advantage of it. Love ya
if u think being bigoted is fine, then u shouldnt have any problem being talked down to or objectified.
I see that everyday. Everyone drives a giant truck and no body owns land and lives in an apartment
Hahahaha “good night bill your on your own, I have work in the morning”
Billy boy always bringing the laughs lmaooo
As far as the "staring too long" thing goes, I don't think it's always a conscious thing. We modern humans spend so much time watching people on TV and computer screens (which is a one-way voyeuristic experience, obviously) that I think we sometimes inadvertently carry that over into real life. I've more than once caught myself gazing overlong at a person, momentarily forgetting that I'm IRL, and am startled back to reality when the subject suddenly makes eye contact with me. Sure, there are always going to be those people who knowingly stare a bit longer than propriety permits, but I feel like maybe we should cut each other a little slack in the eyeballin' department.
Red Daikini agreed, plus what do they expect when they wear yoga pants that goes up their butt cracks?
To be honest, some men have this problem too.
My younger brother always complained that gay stares him all the time
Did you get yourself a psychology degree in a cornflakes box? Thats some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard
No, this is not a real thing. You don't forget you're "IRL."
A while back there were hysterical people getting worried that some folks would fail to see the difference between life and tv. Most of us thought that they were panicking about nothing. If you actually mean what you wrote you are the kind of person they were worried about. Get a hobby; hill walking is nice, or a poetry group.
HAH, maybe the guy is stopping to catch her staring at him, and SHE got busted..... so THERE!
The LADYY that wrote this is definitely a 175lb rural gal from the south with a dozen male friends who sees herself as “one of the guys”
Insubordinate hellhound?! LMFAO!
I was told to clean a girls bathroom working at Arbys once and there was straight up dried blood everywhere like on the floors and walls and all, disgusting while the men's room was so untouched I'd do lines off the porcelain sink
Women naturally look at people's eyes because they intuitively know that the eyes are a window to what people are thinking. However, men naturally look at peoples mouth because they intuitively know that the mouth is a window to their heart (and so their intentions). Oh, yes, we do occasionally look at their breasts. We are men. Yet, almost all of the time we are looking at a woman's mouth. Unfortunately, women commonly think that we are always looking at their breasts because we are are not looking at their eyes.
Regards,
Geoff. Reeks
Geoffrey Reeks
I've had ppl tell me to look them.in the eye when they speak ...and I've told them no...I don't like ppl staring into my eyes trying to find something that isn't there
Geoffrey
What? No,but I do agree on the looking at the breasts part.
whatever gets you laid, geoff.
the looking at tits thing puzzled me until i noticed that when guys talk to me i look at their chest..then i realized that i'm looking at their heart chokra....a good way to tell if someone is being real with you is to see if their heart is in it...it's not my fault women's tits are located by their heart
What dat mouf do
Has his hand in his pocket doing half the mash potato dance. Idk where that one came from but i really love it
"Insubordinate hell hound" 😂