@@musicsaves97 ikr. Reminds of that scene from Mr. Woodcock if you ever saw the movie. When Nedderman and his brother are in the van and tries to alert John.
I disagree. The situation had all the signs of a crazy cougar trying to two-time her man. I would think that in a robbery setup the woman would have been much more calm and seductive. She probably would have lured the man back to an apartment or a specified rendezvous point with her conspirators. That situation didn’t have the characteristics of a carefully planned set-up with each step being precisely executed and managed. I think the woman was just a crazy cougar.
I had three dates where hindsight told me I should have left mid-date. One girl showed up with her kid (that I didn't even know she had kids), another girl passed me her check for the food she ordered when she was the one who invited me to meet her at lunch, and the last girl when she showed up for our date she looked NOTHING like her online photos and her personality was like a plank of wood. After these issues I told myself if I see any red flags during first date I'm out right then and there. Time is precious and you will never get it back.
Your a gent . I was out with friends and the I thought they were setting me up . Everyone leaves except me and the chick and we get to drinking talking etc. I thought it was all in the bag and she starts pulling up photos of her ex . I went to the washroom and left her to pay the bill . Was well worth it
Women just wanting a free meal. They just expect you will pay even before any kind of spark happens. With my luck she would be bulimic and throw that dinner up right after. It shocked me the time I met my wife and she insisted on paying her way. I was blown away
met girl on tinder and upon entering her house for a hookup it was literally so disgusting in there that i left mid conversation. just stood up n left.
I had 3 tinder dates, all horrible My first one i invited this college chick to an oliver koletzki festival where i was with friends and many drugs- was a bad idea We talked for a while, i wasnt into her at all, texting- we vibed but in person she annoyed me She felt that but kinda still wanted to spent the night together and just was by me, then i did something im not proud of I greeted some people i randomly met there, i told her to wait with them while i go to the toilet, Like 1 hour later i ran into those ppl again and she wasnt with them anymore At some point in the night i saw her then with a young fat guy , felt bad for her but at least she found "a Friend" 2cnd was this watermelon chick that i met in a bar, after 20 min talking i told her that this isnt going anywhere but i brought her home as it was in the middle of the night 3rd one i got invited by a 37 year old( i was 27) to her to drink and have a good time When i came in she was totall on cocaine, speed, alcohol, and another dude and an ugly chick were there as well, i didnt immediately turned around but rolled a blunt and smoked it and tried to acclimate But they wanted a 4some So as soon as the blunt was finished i left and let the other dude have them both drugged up woman Then i deleted tinder.
Casper we are all taking notes, that move was brilliant. Gas station get them to buy a six pack, then head down the highway… got it. Casper the friendly ghosting machine.
This kills me. My husband said the same thing, that he didn't want a relationship and that he only wanted a friend with benefits. I was equally in the same place but I REALLY liked him. We fooled around for a few months then we actually had sex one night.. he was hooked from the first time lmao. He couldn't leave me alone after that and after about 3 months I told him he needed to commit or let me go cuz I liked him too much to keep just messing around. We ended up dating and have been together 9yrs now. I think our biggest success is our ability to be honest with each other especially about things that are so personal like that
@@kcrtxbw.4349 For one thing, it sounds like it may not be end well. Overall, the world was better when morals mattered, and people took their dignity seriously.
I've been on so many crappy dates that if I meet one thats the manners of a pig I just tell her "I don't think this is working. Reckon we should call it a night." Its harsh buts it spares me wasting half the night.
Same One night stands suk anyways they are not worth hooking up with a Psycho. To online dating- its the worst But i think for men and woman both in their own ways
Lol I was against him at the start, then on his side and cheering for him. Somethings up here - she's a cheater or she wants an accidental kid or something. Have to assume she does this a lot as well.
I once left a girl at a restaurant before we paid the bill. She'd been snapping her fingers at staff like they were dogs all night and when the bill came she looked at it then back up at me as if it was my job to pay. I fully intended on paying but the entitlement just rubbed me wrong. I told her I was going to the bathroom and just left her with the bill.
From the off, he takes accountability for doing this too. Much respect for those who are able to admit their regretfull actions, instead of being pushed to it. Shows strength and proof of learning from it.
The mother in the second story is clearly a man hater who is more concerned over these girls she’s never met over her own son. She is still scornful that his biological father pumped her and dumped her so she’s taking out her resentfulness on her son because he reminds her of him.
@@ShawShank-kr9wq bruv she sounds a bit unhinged. Good for you recognise the badness of woman; approach with caution and care! "Even when it's my mum?" ESPECIALLY when it's your mum!! Lol. My mother is quite mad at times but thankfully she's less mad than most of the chicks I have endured!
@@Iksvomid She gets angry and starts frothing at the corners of the mouth, whilst millinering perfect headwear items. Truly that makes perfect sense now. Understanding of universe lvl 500 ;)
God, all of these advice videos just goes to show barely anyone is actually capable of raising a kid. Bill hit the nail on the head. The mom doesn't actually care about her son, she's just being spiteful because she can't get over her own issues from decades ago. No hearts are getting broken, she's delusional. Her son probably notices this which is why it turns into a screaming match. Your son's an adult, those women are adults, leave them alone. She's also not doing herself any favors saying she was a good mom because her son survived till 18.
The 1st story #smh 😭😭 was beautiful!! 😂🤣😂. I literally told my kids(🙎🏾♀️🙎🏿♂️🙎🏿♂️) months ago this is how you get rid of someone who is an f#@ked up person. I love it.
When I first moved to Baaaaahhhston I was on a first date with a girl I met on tinder, and she wanted me to meet her at her house. It was a little weird, but I was eager, so I decided to show up. Fast forward about 20 minutes and it turns out she had set up some sort of witchcraft blood pact for us to do together, and her and the warlock witch doctor she had also invited asked me for a sample of my hair, blood, and seamen. I told her and dumbledoor that I need to take a leak to “rid my body of evil spirits” so I went to her bathroom. I throw open the window, pull out the screen, and think either i can partake in a hepatitis ritual or I can jump from a second story window. I hear chanting in Latin beginning downstairs and she began knocking at the door- I jumped. I landed in the bushes in the back yard, tearing my pants, and tore part of my rotator cuff in the process. I ran home pantsless and unmatched with her as soon as possible. The first guy was absolutely right. Sometimes the robot that matches people is wrong.
This is hilarious. "It's my birthday" is such a classic pick up line. If she was honest she should have said " I'm a sex addict, ( notice I didn't call her a whore) my man can't keep up , he doesn't know I go out and do this. So let's get the hell out of here , get us a room, do our thing and stop stalling around, I gotta get back before anyone knows I'm gone" Then he should have said "great, ill be right back"..................... ........................................ ............................... .................... ...........
Maybe it was her birthday? Chicks cant stand a bad or lonely birthday And if she was with her son all time, thats "reasonable". And if her son is a player like the dude said that doesnt help. She was alone at home thinking she is a woman and she can f when she wants so she just asked tinder guys Idk thats not soo wrong to me That dude was probably more budhurt by her beeing dominant and demanding as it sounds He couldnt handle the situation If you meet a milf on her birthday that is lonely and horny, you better expect someone who is close to losing it^^
Unfortunately honesty doesn’t always work. You can still break someone’s heart by being completely honest. They can still get attached to you. Sometimes it’s lose lose.
ive got up and left in the middle of a blind date she pretty quickly steered the conversation towards politics, which to me is just not something you do, especially on a 1st date it became obvious she was one of those annoying sjw offended by everything types i just got up, said best of luck to ya and left found out a year later that she falsely accused another guy of that r word.... dodged a major bullet
Last Friday I had a date and I was going to leave 5 minutes before she showed up because she was running really late but the waiter convinced me to stay and now I'm out 50 bucks. Should have went home.
How late? I'll wait 20 mins max. 30 if the meeting spot is next to a coffee shop. Had a chick once run late because she "forgot" and told me to wait. It would have taken her twice as long to get to me as it was for me to just go home. I told her to please come and not to rush. Went home and ordered a pizza.
To the mom with the “fuck boy” son stay in your lane your son is an adult now it’s not you job to tell him how to date or anything of the sorts. Your son will either learn or he won’t you’ve done all you can with bad results.
Nice vid as always, also you can keep/add the ad-reading segment on these if your vids doesn't reach 10mins because they're hilarious af, keep up the great work!!!
Some dude at the gas station got lucky that night or unlucky depending on how you look at it. As for fluckboy good for him why is she assuming he is breaking anyone's hearts, many college girls just want to bang
The title was enough for me to give it a like. I'm at the place where if I can get out of a bad date by being asshole I'm gonna do it with a wink an a smile.
Holy shit! That triggered a memory of a similar situation I found myself in many years ago, only difference was she blew me in the car before I bolted! LMAO!
Never ghosted a date but should have at least 2 or 3 times. One chick gave me the "oh my gf is having car trouble and I might have to leave" and i believed her because no one's ever said that to me. We finished the date but looking back I should have left.
The 2nd caller, pay attention ladies and gents. She said "I hope he doesn't end up like his biological father" well lady, you chose his biological father to have a kid with and push a baby out of your cooch. You gave a "fucboi" the greatest gift you can ever give to a man, which is a child. The way I see it, yes the mom tried her best in raising him. But also she screwed up in picking his father. Yet I bet she doesn't think she did anything wrong, ZERO accountability and a lack of self awareness. Her son is breaking girls heart, the same girls his mom was back in college.
Guy in the van over earpiece freaking tf out always kills me 🤣
That kills me everytime as well. Get out, get out, get the hell outta there 🤣😂🤣😅💯
😂😂😂
@@musicsaves97 ikr. Reminds of that scene from Mr. Woodcock if you ever saw the movie. When Nedderman and his brother are in the van and tries to alert John.
First guy dodged an armed robbery set up.
Not entirely they got 20 bucks.
Exactly what I thought
I disagree. The situation had all the signs of a crazy cougar trying to two-time her man. I would think that in a robbery setup the woman would have been much more calm and seductive. She probably would have lured the man back to an apartment or a specified rendezvous point with her conspirators. That situation didn’t have the characteristics of a carefully planned set-up with each step being precisely executed and managed. I think the woman was just a crazy cougar.
Lol ghosted her mid date and his name is Casper. The not so friendly ghost. Perfect.
Pretty sure he signed off with that name as a joke, not that that's his actual name.
Not his actual name, dope!
Hey think before posting
joke
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your head
You don't think maybe that was a joke name?
This is the kind of leadership america needs right now
Id follow that man into war any day of the week especially Saturday
I’d happily give my life if billy bald-head was running the country
I died laughing when he said that
I read this comment as he said it. Golden
@@richardgutierrez1304 I read this comment at the exact same time he said it too haha
5:47
" That's the kind of leadership America needs right now"
That one got me😂
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
Bear Grylls would be proud of you sir.
🤣 🤣 🤣
Only if he made a piss canteen out of snake skin
Dude... Phenomenal
@@Freiheit1232 Speaking of Bear Grylls: th-cam.com/video/4yBZk-XEMKg/w-d-xo.html
Destroy, Erase, Improve🤘
I had three dates where hindsight told me I should have left mid-date. One girl showed up with her kid (that I didn't even know she had kids), another girl passed me her check for the food she ordered when she was the one who invited me to meet her at lunch, and the last girl when she showed up for our date she looked NOTHING like her online photos and her personality was like a plank of wood. After these issues I told myself if I see any red flags during first date I'm out right then and there. Time is precious and you will never get it back.
Your a gent . I was out with friends and the I thought they were setting me up . Everyone leaves except me and the chick and we get to drinking talking etc. I thought it was all in the bag and she starts pulling up photos of her ex . I went to the washroom and left her to pay the bill . Was well worth it
Women just wanting a free meal. They just expect you will pay even before any kind of spark happens. With my luck she would be bulimic and throw that dinner up right after. It shocked me the time I met my wife and she insisted on paying her way. I was blown away
Here here. Right oh chap
SHE invitied YOU. And yet, she expects you to pay for her. Ridiculous
The fact that you stayed for these dates regardless is very disappointing.
"Hey honey, get me a six-pack. Bye!" LOL! That guy dodged a psycho bullet.
I loved it. He defs saved himself lol
met girl on tinder and upon entering her house for a hookup it was literally so disgusting in there that i left mid conversation. just stood up n left.
I had 3 tinder dates, all horrible
My first one i invited this college chick to an oliver koletzki festival where i was with friends and many drugs- was a bad idea
We talked for a while, i wasnt into her at all, texting- we vibed but in person she annoyed me
She felt that but kinda still wanted to spent the night together and just was by me, then i did something im not proud of
I greeted some people i randomly met there, i told her to wait with them while i go to the toilet,
Like 1 hour later i ran into those ppl again and she wasnt with them anymore
At some point in the night i saw her then with a young fat guy , felt bad for her but at least she found "a Friend"
2cnd was this watermelon chick that i met in a bar, after 20 min talking i told her that this isnt going anywhere but i brought her home as it was in the middle of the night
3rd one i got invited by a 37 year old( i was 27) to her to drink and have a good time
When i came in she was totall on cocaine, speed, alcohol, and another dude and an ugly chick were there as well, i didnt immediately turned around but rolled a blunt and smoked it and tried to acclimate
But they wanted a 4some
So as soon as the blunt was finished i left and let the other dude have them both drugged up woman
Then i deleted tinder.
@@backbone93 it really is the smartest move to just leave the second you feel that wave of “oh good lord what am i doin here” lol
Imagine what her hoohaw is like
You ever leave a girls house that is so nasty you wipe your shoes on the rug before leaving because you don’t want to fuck up the city?
@@backbone93 I’m trying to figure out if you just referred to a black chick as a watermelon chick
2nd story Mom is trippin. Her son is in college what did she expect???
As long as he wraps it up what's the issue?
His mom did not do a good job raising him lmao. His mom sounds like a totally incompetent self centered douche.
I’m in the van with an ear piece. “Getem outta there!” 😂
Casper we are all taking notes, that move was brilliant. Gas station get them to buy a six pack, then head down the highway… got it. Casper the friendly ghosting machine.
No hearts are getting broken when you've just met in college...none.
Mom needs to give it a rest and let her baby boy grow up. Teens will f*ck their brain out when they start college, its what they do.
This kills me. My husband said the same thing, that he didn't want a relationship and that he only wanted a friend with benefits. I was equally in the same place but I REALLY liked him. We fooled around for a few months then we actually had sex one night.. he was hooked from the first time lmao. He couldn't leave me alone after that and after about 3 months I told him he needed to commit or let me go cuz I liked him too much to keep just messing around. We ended up dating and have been together 9yrs now. I think our biggest success is our ability to be honest with each other especially about things that are so personal like that
Call me old fashioned, but we live in really strange times.
@@jimwerther If it works for them, and it sounds like it does, whats the harm ? Two happy people more on the planet, thats a good thing.
@@kcrtxbw.4349
For one thing, it sounds like it may not be end well. Overall, the world was better when morals mattered, and people took their dignity seriously.
@@jimwerther I've got a feeling shit like friends with benefits situations have always existed
@@whoknowsanymorebro
I really, really don't. It did, but only rarely, and not publicly.
Casper 🤣😂 the friendly ghost
I've been on so many crappy dates that if I meet one thats the manners of a pig I just tell her "I don't think this is working. Reckon we should call it a night." Its harsh buts it spares me wasting half the night.
Good man.
Same
One night stands suk anyways they are not worth hooking up with a Psycho.
To online dating- its the worst
But i think for men and woman both in their own ways
And money. Funny their thirst and appetite are full on whether it works or not
@pettengi18 I met my wife on tinder 4 years ago.
Lol I was against him at the start, then on his side and cheering for him. Somethings up here - she's a cheater or she wants an accidental kid or something. Have to assume she does this a lot as well.
What kind of weirdo spends their birthday with a Tinder date. Where's her friends?
I love when Bill steps away from the microphone to yell LOL
I once left a girl at a restaurant before we paid the bill. She'd been snapping her fingers at staff like they were dogs all night and when the bill came she looked at it then back up at me as if it was my job to pay. I fully intended on paying but the entitlement just rubbed me wrong. I told her I was going to the bathroom and just left her with the bill.
From the off, he takes accountability for doing this too. Much respect for those who are able to admit their regretfull actions, instead of being pushed to it. Shows strength and proof of learning from it.
If a woman felt uncomfortable you know damn well she would do the same lol ... good job sir lol...
“You did good, Son.” 😂
Good on him for sensing danger and leaving !
The mother in the second story is clearly a man hater who is more concerned over these girls she’s never met over her own son. She is still scornful that his biological father pumped her and dumped her so she’s taking out her resentfulness on her son because he reminds her of him.
Woww you fucking nailed it.
@@DailyCorvid I lived it
@@ShawShank-kr9wq bruv she sounds a bit unhinged. Good for you recognise the badness of woman; approach with caution and care!
"Even when it's my mum?"
ESPECIALLY when it's your mum!! Lol. My mother is quite mad at times but thankfully she's less mad than most of the chicks I have endured!
Literally read this as a "mad hatter" instead of a "man hater" and thought why?
@@Iksvomid She gets angry and starts frothing at the corners of the mouth, whilst millinering perfect headwear items.
Truly that makes perfect sense now. Understanding of universe lvl 500 ;)
"It's like your fucking earpiece came out of your ear and I'm in the van. What's he doing?! GET HIM OUT OF THERE!" 🤣🤣🤣
Worst case scenario, she could’ve been a serial killer trying to lure him to a motel. Dude got out of there brilliantly!
I love seeing people take Bills podcast clips and putting 2-3 ads throughout it. Making money off of someone else's work, very honorable
TH-cam does that automatically. I doubt this guy is getting anything out of this. They are forcing us to get youtube premium.
Honor is for virgins, failures, and dead people
@@MRJTD99 maybe I'm all three
I love reading comments from people who still don't know what an ad-blocker is.
Wait a minute this isn't bill channel?
OMFG this is the most UNDERRATED Bill Burr spiel EVER.
SUPER true to a just Alpha Male
Lol hellyea
@@kylebaer5208 haha holy shit man what are the chances you found my comment on here 🤣
God, all of these advice videos just goes to show barely anyone is actually capable of raising a kid. Bill hit the nail on the head. The mom doesn't actually care about her son, she's just being spiteful because she can't get over her own issues from decades ago. No hearts are getting broken, she's delusional. Her son probably notices this which is why it turns into a screaming match. Your son's an adult, those women are adults, leave them alone. She's also not doing herself any favors saying she was a good mom because her son survived till 18.
poor bill self conscious of his body
I like his style he did it fast and smooth,clutch thinking.
Good move Casper 👍
The Gasper maneuver LOL!!
The 1st story #smh 😭😭 was beautiful!! 😂🤣😂. I literally told my kids(🙎🏾♀️🙎🏿♂️🙎🏿♂️) months ago this is how you get rid of someone who is an f#@ked up person. I love it.
“Ghosting a chick mid-date?! Ugh! ...I’ve done it” 😆
The only thing that would make that EVEN more perfect would have been if Casper gave her that $20 in a Birthday card before driving off.
In addition, make sure it says, "Happy 45th bday," even though she's only 38.
I can say I’ve done a great job raising my son
“Miss you referred to him as fuckboy “. Lmaooooooo
This is fantastic 😂 the man just saved himself from potentially becoming a /LetsNotMeet 👍🤣
That guy handled that situation like a champ.👏
I did the same thing about 10 years ago. Only cost me $7 though, sent her in the store for some smokes and I was gone.. I don't even smoke!
When I first moved to Baaaaahhhston I was on a first date with a girl I met on tinder, and she wanted me to meet her at her house. It was a little weird, but I was eager, so I decided to show up. Fast forward about 20 minutes and it turns out she had set up some sort of witchcraft blood pact for us to do together, and her and the warlock witch doctor she had also invited asked me for a sample of my hair, blood, and seamen. I told her and dumbledoor that I need to take a leak to “rid my body of evil spirits” so I went to her bathroom. I throw open the window, pull out the screen, and think either i can partake in a hepatitis ritual or I can jump from a second story window. I hear chanting in Latin beginning downstairs and she began knocking at the door- I jumped. I landed in the bushes in the back yard, tearing my pants, and tore part of my rotator cuff in the process. I ran home pantsless and unmatched with her as soon as possible. The first guy was absolutely right. Sometimes the robot that matches people is wrong.
what the actual fuck?!
Well, i certainly makes for a good story :D
Hope your leg is better..
lmao, the witch girls are the craziest, good you got out of there.
This is hilarious. "It's my birthday" is such a classic pick up line. If she was honest she should have said " I'm a sex addict, ( notice I didn't call her a whore) my man can't keep up , he doesn't know I go out and do this. So let's get the hell out of here , get us a room, do our thing and stop stalling around, I gotta get back before anyone knows I'm gone"
Then he should have said "great, ill be right back".....................
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Maybe it was her birthday?
Chicks cant stand a bad or lonely birthday And if she was with her son all time, thats "reasonable".
And if her son is a player like the dude said that doesnt help.
She was alone at home thinking she is a woman and she can f when she wants so she just asked tinder guys
Idk thats not soo wrong to me
That dude was probably more budhurt by her beeing dominant and demanding as it sounds
He couldnt handle the situation
If you meet a milf on her birthday that is lonely and horny, you better expect someone who is close to losing it^^
Takes one to know one. (Yes that’s how I know you have a %99 chance of being right on the money. Anyway, wanna go hit a SAA meeting with me 😉?)
Love how Bill sounds like a kid reading with his finger pointing at the words and then comes the "alriiiight". Lmfao
I’ve done it once or twice myself bc guy was a jerk. Said I had to go to restroom, but walked out the door instead.
I'd do it too if guy was a jerk. No way I'd sit there listening to some asshole.
All these stories are better than Penthouse Forum. My god - I can’t stop laughing
Brilliant move, Casper!
😂😂 what an awesome story!!!...the mid- date one...😂
“Fast forward to sAAAYYY”.
I’m dead XD
This f**king made my day! 😂
That mother needs to mind her own business, wtf, she is weird dude.
Who isnt weird
Idk that dude seems to be budhurt to me that she told him he should make kids or smthn
@@backbone93 women always feel entitled lol
You are my fucking hero Casper. I only hope I can raise my son this well.
Unfortunately honesty doesn’t always work. You can still break someone’s heart by being completely honest. They can still get attached to you. Sometimes it’s lose lose.
ive got up and left in the middle of a blind date
she pretty quickly steered the conversation towards politics, which to me is just not something you do, especially on a 1st date
it became obvious she was one of those annoying sjw offended by everything types
i just got up, said best of luck to ya and left
found out a year later that she falsely accused another guy of that r word.... dodged a major bullet
dodged a bloody bunker buster!
Imagine having ideals and wanting someone to share those before it goes any further! The gall of some people.
“He’s a heartbreaker… Maybe it’s genetic”
It’s not generic, ma’am, the things you’ve shown in your very own home had told him that’s ok.
5:44 This is the kind of leadership america needs right now hahaha
Last Friday I had a date and I was going to leave 5 minutes before she showed up because she was running really late but the waiter convinced me to stay and now I'm out 50 bucks. Should have went home.
Haha of course the waiter wants his tip lol
W.e bro lesson learned
LESSON LEARNED MY G!
How late? I'll wait 20 mins max. 30 if the meeting spot is next to a coffee shop. Had a chick once run late because she "forgot" and told me to wait. It would have taken her twice as long to get to me as it was for me to just go home. I told her to please come and not to rush. Went home and ordered a pizza.
@@mandu6665 Within 10 minutes, you're late. Anything over that, they wanna say something. They wanna say Fuck You.
What a legend.
Be cautious if your date insists on a hotel. They could be setting you up to get mugged/robbed at the hotel by their partner in crime.
Casper just ghosted like a champ!
Bless this thumbnail 😂
To the mom with the “fuck boy” son stay in your lane your son is an adult now it’s not you job to tell him how to date or anything of the sorts. Your son will either learn or he won’t you’ve done all you can with bad results.
That kid is just learning why dad bounced.
Nice vid as always, also you can keep/add the ad-reading segment on these if your vids doesn't reach 10mins because they're hilarious af, keep up the great work!!!
That guy's actually a gentleman in my eyes.
😂😂😂
Lol
You did the best thing ever. Proud of you 👍 Imagine that you are a good guy 😘
Yeah we've all done something similar and felt awful afterwards but your past self did your present self a favour, just pray you never see her again!
Some dude at the gas station got lucky that night or unlucky depending on how you look at it. As for fluckboy good for him why is she assuming he is breaking anyone's hearts, many college girls just want to bang
This sounds like it would be a good one to animate.
This is the exact expression i see on bills face when he questions the emails lmao
"$2 for candy"... 😅🤣😂
Totally understandable and valid
Ahhh the friendly ghost. Well played sir.
Tinder, lol. That's strike one right there lmaoooo
Awesome strategy there Casper.
The title was enough for me to give it a like. I'm at the place where if I can get out of a bad date by being asshole I'm gonna do it with a wink an a smile.
"Smegma-lips" HAHAHAHAHA You should have looked it up. I used to ask my high school substitute teachers its definition. 😀
Modern problems require modern solutions!!!
LEGENDARY MOVE
Holy shit! That triggered a memory of a similar situation I found myself in many years ago, only difference was she blew me in the car before I bolted! LMAO!
Amazing story (first one)
I did that once. I saw her for 20 minutes, told her I needed to move the car because my spot wasn't ideal, went out and drove the hell away.
good excuse
You sir, is a champ👍🏆
2:11 fkn 💀
Never ghosted a date but did make a u turn and returned her home. No point continuing.
Epic 😂
nooo that’s hilarious 😂 he good lmao
Casper dodged a bullet, big time!
Never ghosted a date but should have at least 2 or 3 times. One chick gave me the "oh my gf is having car trouble and I might have to leave" and i believed her because no one's ever said that to me. We finished the date but looking back I should have left.
GOLD!!🤣🤣😳
Dude he ended the email with "casper" cuz he "ghosted" her 😂😂
This woman was nuts. RUN
This shits hella funny my dude
Casper The Friendly Ghoster HAHAHA
I wish you had a dr fill type show with the same gusto you read these letters XD
Wow. Dr. Fill. Perfect porno name.
Hahaha 🤣 I’m dying 😂
The 2nd caller, pay attention ladies and gents. She said "I hope he doesn't end up like his biological father" well lady, you chose his biological father to have a kid with and push a baby out of your cooch. You gave a "fucboi" the greatest gift you can ever give to a man, which is a child. The way I see it, yes the mom tried her best in raising him. But also she screwed up in picking his father. Yet I bet she doesn't think she did anything wrong, ZERO accountability and a lack of self awareness. Her son is breaking girls heart, the same girls his mom was back in college.
"Ghosting a chick mid-date. Uuuuhhhh!"
I fuxking love Bill Burr
What a legend!
These thumbnails hit different 😂