Sure. The other guy is close to her dog and is coming over to her place because he misses the dog. Yes. That's what this single guy is thinking about when visiting a model at her home who he has likely been crushing on for years. He's visiting her in the evening, alone, at her home to reminisce with her about her dog. The sky is pink and Bill has a full head of hair.
Orange County is LA area. Pendleton is close by. That's probably a fuckin POG (other than Supply, after watching Russia fail miserably, I apologize to all supply I ever called a POG) or a Weekend Warrior lmao
I'm 99.9% sure that she wouldn't like it if her boyfriend's best friend was a fkin hottie & spending lots of time together. Get the fk out of that 3 way relationship
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As somebody who was in the Marine reserves, I almost died laughing when Bill called it “that weekend shit!” Also that weekend Devil Dog is totally banging that girl daily.
@@bethebestyoucanbe5592 well maybe I’m wrong but I’ll put it this way, if it looks, smells, and quacks like a duck, there ain’t too much else it could be.
Yes, he's close to the dog. This single guy in the marines who is away from women for months at a time returns home to chill with a model because he likes her dog. And she welcomes him in her home, alone, probably in the evening, because she needs someone to reminisce with about her dog. Yes. That's exactly what's going on here.
He might get it eventually after she's had like four kids and she's like 36 and divorced. I had a friend I went to high school with who played the long con on a cheerleader and he finally got her. He's husband number three. I joke around with him and say that he got her cheap on the used market you know
The long game is the only game. Bedding a girl quickly can lead to lots of trouble especially if that girl develops regret through her lifestyle later down the line. If you are one of the first partners she will probably remember you more so than the ones later on and you will get the first accusations thrown at you. The long game is the only game and if she does not want to wait around then she is not worth it but the same applies to women when choosing men.
Dude, this Marine is her D on the side, it’s her fwb. He needs to ask himself why it is that the marine only comes around when he’s not there. If this other guy is her best friend then how is it that the boyfriend doesn’t know the guy, why isn’t he hanging out with the two of them, why is she keeping them separate? Why is this guy coming around at night after you’ve left to “mourn” together over the dog. Why does the boyfriend need to be gone when she hangs out with this other guy? I hope this guy didn’t let himself get played. Nobody needs that shit. This poor guy is effed no matter what he does in this situation.
Yeah what in the world? He comes over at night AFTER the bf leaves? 7 months in and he never meets him? “Childhood friends” but somehow the grandpa you met within 6 months never met him? Forget about it.
I've literally been with two girls like this , both cheated on me and married the guy shortly after. Also dealt with paternity fraud with a woman that went and got pregnant to try to trap me because I didn't want to be with here but one of her close friends was super possessive of her "baby daddy" who wasn't with her anymore. If a girl has friends that are possessive, approve of cheating or a male best friend you've never met they are 100% cheating on you . You are most likely the sex they want to have before settling , more on and never put yourself in that situation.
Bill's on it. If you have a problem with something, you should feel secure in asking about it and seeing what's up. You wouldn't want to marry somebody you can't be honest with.
My coworker used to be friends and roommates with a girl that had a boyfriend. They were just friends of course. Just friends also included him walking into her bedroom every day when the boyfriend wasn't around to help with his morning wood problem. Just friends. Nothing to worry about. Get out of that relationship.
@@JonO387 He's being ironic. The emphasis on accepting and lightning up something wrong, fishy, or an obvious lie, is what irony is all about. Works better when using specific voice tones but he did a geeat job putting that into text with his very short sentences. '' Yea I know what irony is maaaaaaan '' is usually the answer to that but it's not true, it highly depends on personnalities and to some extent, to the culture ( region, country...).
Just being in the military (yes, even the Marine reserves) does not guarantee someone is a badass. There are plenty of awkward weirdos in the service. (source: was an awkward weirdo in the service). This is a clear cut case of a beta orbiter, the long time best friend who's like a brother to her. She's not banging him, and probably never has and probably never will, but he is trying with every fiber of his being. He'll always be there, as long as she allows it, waiting for some sign that she's into him, waiting for his chance to impress her. Maybe she's a little buzzed, and you've just had a fight...he'll be there. The writer is young ,I assume the girl is too, so maybe hasn't recognized this pattern of behavior just yet. We were all naive once. Or she knows it deep down, but is in denial/avoidance because addressing it would mean losing a good friend. Maybe she knows exactly what she's doing and is stringing the poor sap along on purpose, in which case she's a terrible person. Either way, the issue needs to be addressed openly and upfront.
Dude I'm Hispanic and let me say the elders will say anything with the opposite gender is dating. They always go there and it always makes it awkward. Not saying the girl isn't lying but I wouldn't let the ramblings of the man impact the decision.
@@heathbennett6219 yeah he was probably just messing around. Like I get the situation the guy's in but what the Grandpa said wouldn't matter as much as he thinks in my opinion
@@eelovemorris409 See this guy gets it lol. I had a group of girls take a pic with me at my graduation and my Tia asked if I was cheating on my girlfriend at the time. Right in front of her...
Yeah but the dog already died so that doesn’t make any sense. If the dog was extremely sick and dying then I would understand, but the dog is already dead so what’s he gonna do? Dig it up? Or just go over and console her about it? That definitely has nothing to with the dog and just about her “friend” wanting to get in while she’s sad. Not saying they’re currently fucking on the side, but it’s alllllllways weird when a girl had a guy best friend to me. Hangout with whoever you want, but your BEST friend is a guy who happens to live by and is known by your family who thinks you’re dating. This could all be completely innocent but it’s not worth breaking you heart over. I’d say find someone better.
Even if they aren't banging, the marine wants her and she knows it. Women love that kind of attention. Having said that I still think they are banging because she has compartmentalized the marine from their relationship.
The grandpa thing wouldn't bother me. I'd keep an eye on her. If you like her, be honest. Also as former military guy, the Marine is definitely trying to smash. Tell her that and say you trust her, but don't feel comfortable with the relationship
What gets me about the grandpa thing is that the girl had clearly talked up the marine guy to him and not much about her actual boyfriend for him to automatically assume that he was the “marine guy” when meeting him for the first time, so that at least to me is extremely red flaggish
When I was younger I had a female friend from a job we used to work together. I moved back into town after about a year and she was dating a guy. We used to hang out just the two of us, not the three of us, and yeah because there was already a mutual attraction between me and her eventually when they had an issue we ended up hooking up. Years later I was in the same situation with a girl I was dating at the time. Same result. I would say if you’re dating a girl who has a male friend, and you aren’t included in that friendship, that’s a big red flag.
Ask to meet him with her so that you can see how they interact. If they're all shady/looks like they're together and in a relationship or if she's tryna not let you meet, leave.
Terrible advice honestly. It doesn't prove anything if they don't appear shady together, I've dated girls who were playing me and they had friends who were just as shady as them and so they would work together as a team to make things appear not shady at all. People tend to see what they want to see and believe what they want to believe. It's not like in movies and shows where they are getting in each other's pants and flirting right in front of you, you shouldn't just assume that someone who is an asshole must be stupid about being an asshole. Some people really are totally comfortable being walking breathing living assholes.
@@SpcGiraffe what I meant was that if the grandpa said she had another boyfriend, and she actually did have 2 boyfriends without the 2 knowing about each other then if they met they would figure it out
@@SpcGiraffe idk man I feel like it’s a good idea. Obviously they aren’t just gonna be open about cheating but you’ll be able to feel the tension between them if they are hiding something
@@aexndr387 women are alot better at hiding this stuff then men are so unless your super in tune with your inner bullshit detector then most likely you will not know.
I’ve been the “friend” in this situation & yeah don’t trust that gal 🤣 even if they ain’t hooking up she’s spilling all her secrets to him & most likely they’re doing some cuddling at minimum 😬😆 some people also keep their “safety net” person just close enough in case you & others don’t work out in the future
The fact that the other guy only ever goes over to her place when her boyfriend isn't there... come onnn, dude! -.- ...but if it were the other way around and he had a female friend over to his place after his girlfriend had left... I can only imagine how she would react to that. xD
Grandpa thing doesn't mean anything. He is an outsider looking in and got no concept of what's going on. Howeverrrr, that dog shit is weird. The other guy shows up after him to be with the girl? That's weird
One thing about us men , we are never your friend just like that , no matter what girls think , The Marine guy is playing the long game and waiting for the perfect chance to break through the friendzone , when they get into an argument guess who'll be there consoling her and shiting all over you , in situations like this it is whether you or him , there is nothing in between , but she is a model, So this guy will hang around for a while before he gets fed up with it
“Get the fuck out of this relationship.” Exactly. If he’s such a best friend, how come you’ve never met him? Or seen him messaging her when you’re around?
Shout-out from Music City!!! Hell yeah!! Tennessee is my home, but damn...outside of its cosmopolitan enclaves and the beauty of the state...the people make me want to haul ass out of this dystopian reality land.
I've seen it posted elsewhere but there are 2 things you don't need to sit and discuss with a woman: 1. Cheating 2. Disrespect Simply walk away. No sense hurting yourself further.
Deputy Dog! My buddies and I would get stoned and watch it when I was a freshman in high school. Laughed our asses off. Dangnammit Muskie! I can HEAR Deputy's voice perfectly. Cannot believe they only made 34 episodes. It shows how impressionable a cartoon can be.
Dude my marine grandfather was the same way, wanted all his granddaughters to marry a marine. Pretty sure he just really wants her to be with the marine kid. And he probably likes to crack old man jokes.
Why would the guy wait to come over after the dog died till the boyfriend left if it was just to pay respects he should have been there while the boyfriend was there that's fishy as hell
On the other side, your overthinking self will go through all worst case scenarios. Best to talk about it then walk if she doesn't take it seriously. But don't be the person who accuses someone else of your anxieties
Take the shrooms. But, always have some Dire Straits and ice tea on hand. Take em with your closest friend and then try and tell stories without cracking up.
Why would you ever date a girl with lots of male friends, or a best friend who's a guy? Sounds like a recipe for a disaster. At the same time, every girl who is both pretty and naive has a million "platonic" male friends.
Sure. The other guy is close to her dog and is coming over to her place because he misses the dog. Yes. That's what this single guy is thinking about when visiting a model at her home who he has likely been crushing on for years. He's visiting her in the evening, alone, at her home to reminisce with her about her dog. The sky is pink and Bill has a full head of hair.
At the families house, not alone, either ur okay with guy friends or not, u don’t know this girls intentions
@@buckrogers7115 The girl's intentions may be up in the air, but the guys seem pretty clear to me
Maybe his intention is to fuck her, but that doesn't mean that woman can't have friends or that she is going to act upon that
@@henriqueflorsheim Having friends does not excuse lack of boundaries or respect for SO. Imagine if the circumstances were reversed.
Well I’m pretty sure Bill can grow hair out though... unless he wears a wig in some of his roles
There's this saying in the Marines: you can trust a marine with your life, but never with your money or your wife
i don't trust them with anything
Turns out this kid is Jody and deviled egg thinks he’s got a loyal model girlfriend
Orange County is LA area. Pendleton is close by. That's probably a fuckin POG (other than Supply, after watching Russia fail miserably, I apologize to all supply I ever called a POG) or a Weekend Warrior lmao
@@garyj449 POG life 😎😎😎
"If this was the cops, they'd get a warrant at this point."
Fucking brilliant.
I think the dog part is more concerning than the grandpa part.
"This definitely calls for a warrant." Fucking KILLED ME 😭😅😅
I'm 99.9% sure that she wouldn't like it if her boyfriend's best friend was a fkin hottie & spending lots of time together.
Get the fk out of that 3 way relationship
"He was close to the dog too", . . yeah, okay 🙄
@Matthew Boyce
They're bangin', book it.
It’s like why haven’t y’all met
Why couldn't he have came when he was over. Why right after he left...
👋🙋♂️ 😯 ooohhh ohhh 😯 I was close to the dog tooOoo 🤭😏 can I come over 🙃🔵🍆🔵
Deputy dog?lol
Know when to hold em, know when to fold em.
Know when to walk away, and know when to run
Know when to smash, know when to pass (her).
❤
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As somebody who was in the Marine reserves, I almost died laughing when Bill called it “that weekend shit!” Also that weekend Devil Dog is totally banging that girl daily.
And she has to drink half a gallon of milk to get his thing down
Damn man, how you so sure? Don’t you think he would’ve realized if that was the case?
@@bethebestyoucanbe5592 well maybe I’m wrong but I’ll put it this way, if it looks, smells, and quacks like a duck, there ain’t too much else it could be.
“He does not come over often”
“He is close with the dog”
Wait a minute, I see what she is doing there!
He doesn't come over much.... He's close to the dog.... Something doesn't add up.
Yes, he's close to the dog. This single guy in the marines who is away from women for months at a time returns home to chill with a model because he likes her dog. And she welcomes him in her home, alone, probably in the evening, because she needs someone to reminisce with about her dog. Yes. That's exactly what's going on here.
Doesn't come over MUCH. That's a big word at the end there for women. Probably pumping once a week.
lmao that dude is playing the long game. he patiently waiting for his call up from the friendzone to get them cheeks
Maybe he isnt, if he’s a marine he’s probably in great shape and confident, I think she’s innocent
@@buckrogers7115 ☝️☝️☝️I found the marine friend lol
He def laying in the cut
He might get it eventually after she's had like four kids and she's like 36 and divorced. I had a friend I went to high school with who played the long con on a cheerleader and he finally got her. He's husband number three. I joke around with him and say that he got her cheap on the used market you know
The long game is the only game. Bedding a girl quickly can lead to lots of trouble especially if that girl develops regret through her lifestyle later down the line.
If you are one of the first partners she will probably remember you more so than the ones later on and you will get the first accusations thrown at you.
The long game is the only game and if she does not want to wait around then she is not worth it but the same applies to women when choosing men.
Dude, this Marine is her D on the side, it’s her fwb. He needs to ask himself why it is that the marine only comes around when he’s not there. If this other guy is her best friend then how is it that the boyfriend doesn’t know the guy, why isn’t he hanging out with the two of them, why is she keeping them separate? Why is this guy coming around at night after you’ve left to “mourn” together over the dog. Why does the boyfriend need to be gone when she hangs out with this other guy? I hope this guy didn’t let himself get played. Nobody needs that shit. This poor guy is effed no matter what he does in this situation.
Yeah what in the world? He comes over at night AFTER the bf leaves? 7 months in and he never meets him? “Childhood friends” but somehow the grandpa you met within 6 months never met him? Forget about it.
Pretty obvious.
I've literally been with two girls like this , both cheated on me and married the guy shortly after. Also dealt with paternity fraud with a woman that went and got pregnant to try to trap me because I didn't want to be with here but one of her close friends was super possessive of her "baby daddy" who wasn't with her anymore. If a girl has friends that are possessive, approve of cheating or a male best friend you've never met they are 100% cheating on you . You are most likely the sex they want to have before settling , more on and never put yourself in that situation.
Not if he dumps her. He'd feel good sticking up for himself.
That's true
The fact that gramps thinks it's the other guy shows how much she talks about him
Gramps is a former marine. And he never met the guy.
If you have a long time friend, who is in the marines, you will tell your marine grandpa. And he will get excited he is 91.
Bro that reserve marine tryna smash "oh im gonna mourn a dog that wasnt mine with this guys model gf" lmaaooooo
My question is why did that dude wait until after you were gone to go over there that's the part that really throws red flags in my opinion
I love how Bill also notices when people say anyways instead of anyway.
Grandpa was exposing her hahahahahahahah
yep, the old man knew what he was doing lol
The grandpa one could be just an old man's confusion but "Close to the dog" give me a break, the other guy's 120% nailing the girldfriend
Grandpa can probably see through a lot of shit, and when he "jokes" he's not joking at all
"She's a promo model" **laughs** that was on point 🤣🤣😅
Bill's on it. If you have a problem with something, you should feel secure in asking about it and seeing what's up. You wouldn't want to marry somebody you can't be honest with.
💯
My coworker used to be friends and roommates with a girl that had a boyfriend. They were just friends of course. Just friends also included him walking into her bedroom every day when the boyfriend wasn't around to help with his morning wood problem. Just friends. Nothing to worry about.
Get out of that relationship.
You believed him? Lmao
@@EventualWarlord Am I the past tense of speed? I don't think so.
@@JonO387 He's being ironic.
The emphasis on accepting and lightning up something wrong, fishy, or an obvious lie, is what irony is all about. Works better when using specific voice tones but he did a geeat job putting that into text with his very short sentences.
'' Yea I know what irony is maaaaaaan '' is usually the answer to that but it's not true, it highly depends on personnalities and to some extent, to the culture ( region, country...).
@@H0kram You have successfully confused me further with your incoherent ramblings. Congratulations.
There’s no such thing as a man and woman friend. There’s always someone interested
I’m over here in Kuwait 😂😂 weekend warrior POG beating them cheeks 😂
A lot sex going on in Kuwait? 😂
@@ryleyshucks2952 Only thing fucking him is uncle Sam and Charlie.
Just being in the military (yes, even the Marine reserves) does not guarantee someone is a badass. There are plenty of awkward weirdos in the service. (source: was an awkward weirdo in the service). This is a clear cut case of a beta orbiter, the long time best friend who's like a brother to her. She's not banging him, and probably never has and probably never will, but he is trying with every fiber of his being. He'll always be there, as long as she allows it, waiting for some sign that she's into him, waiting for his chance to impress her. Maybe she's a little buzzed, and you've just had a fight...he'll be there.
The writer is young ,I assume the girl is too, so maybe hasn't recognized this pattern of behavior just yet. We were all naive once. Or she knows it deep down, but is in denial/avoidance because addressing it would mean losing a good friend. Maybe she knows exactly what she's doing and is stringing the poor sap along on purpose, in which case she's a terrible person. Either way, the issue needs to be addressed openly and upfront.
Could be both ways, he'd need to meet the guy and see how they interact to tell. Anyway it's not healthy.
Usually the marine is the one getting played on by Jody. But this time is the other way around. Lol 😆
I was just thinking the same thing
Dude I'm Hispanic and let me say the elders will say anything with the opposite gender is dating. They always go there and it always makes it awkward. Not saying the girl isn't lying but I wouldn't let the ramblings of the man impact the decision.
Yeah if you tell a parent you met anyone of the opposite gender they might assume you’re dating them
@@heathbennett6219 yeah he was probably just messing around. Like I get the situation the guy's in but what the Grandpa said wouldn't matter as much as he thinks in my opinion
Same
Yep. The abuelos be talking mad shit. My mom use to call my brothers gf the wrong name! Lol! That shit was hilarious!
@@eelovemorris409 See this guy gets it lol. I had a group of girls take a pic with me at my graduation and my Tia asked if I was cheating on my girlfriend at the time. Right in front of her...
She might be just naive. Girls love dogs, she might think the other dude just loves dogs too. But we all know he's got one mission on his mind.
None of this has anything to do with sexual relations and has everything to do with who is the strongest man.
Yeah but the dog already died so that doesn’t make any sense. If the dog was extremely sick and dying then I would understand, but the dog is already dead so what’s he gonna do? Dig it up? Or just go over and console her about it? That definitely has nothing to with the dog and just about her “friend” wanting to get in while she’s sad. Not saying they’re currently fucking on the side, but it’s alllllllways weird when a girl had a guy best friend to me. Hangout with whoever you want, but your BEST friend is a guy who happens to live by and is known by your family who thinks you’re dating. This could all be completely innocent but it’s not worth breaking you heart over. I’d say find someone better.
Even if they aren't banging, the marine wants her and she knows it. Women love that kind of attention. Having said that I still think they are banging because she has compartmentalized the marine from their relationship.
she ain't naive LOL
Naive is what they want you to think.
The grandpa thing wouldn't bother me. I'd keep an eye on her. If you like her, be honest. Also as former military guy, the Marine is definitely trying to smash. Tell her that and say you trust her, but don't feel comfortable with the relationship
What gets me about the grandpa thing is that the girl had clearly talked up the marine guy to him and not much about her actual boyfriend for him to automatically assume that he was the “marine guy” when meeting him for the first time, so that at least to me is extremely red flaggish
When I was younger I had a female friend from a job we used to work together. I moved back into town after about a year and she was dating a guy. We used to hang out just the two of us, not the three of us, and yeah because there was already a mutual attraction between me and her eventually when they had an issue we ended up hooking up. Years later I was in the same situation with a girl I was dating at the time. Same result. I would say if you’re dating a girl who has a male friend, and you aren’t included in that friendship, that’s a big red flag.
Ask to meet him with her so that you can see how they interact. If they're all shady/looks like they're together and in a relationship or if she's tryna not let you meet, leave.
Terrible advice honestly. It doesn't prove anything if they don't appear shady together, I've dated girls who were playing me and they had friends who were just as shady as them and so they would work together as a team to make things appear not shady at all. People tend to see what they want to see and believe what they want to believe. It's not like in movies and shows where they are getting in each other's pants and flirting right in front of you, you shouldn't just assume that someone who is an asshole must be stupid about being an asshole. Some people really are totally comfortable being walking breathing living assholes.
@@SpcGiraffe what I meant was that if the grandpa said she had another boyfriend, and she actually did have 2 boyfriends without the 2 knowing about each other then if they met they would figure it out
@@aexndr387 You have too much faith.
@@SpcGiraffe idk man I feel like it’s a good idea. Obviously they aren’t just gonna be open about cheating but you’ll be able to feel the tension between them if they are hiding something
@@aexndr387 women are alot better at hiding this stuff then men are so unless your super in tune with your inner bullshit detector then most likely you will not know.
Drop in unannounced when you think the marine guy is there.
Finally the marines get one back on all those jody’s
"She just wants to watch bugs bunny or some shit and I try and respect that." 😅🤣😅
They’ll be doing something which fits the word “dog” in it.
I’ve been the “friend” in this situation & yeah don’t trust that gal 🤣 even if they ain’t hooking up she’s spilling all her secrets to him & most likely they’re doing some cuddling at minimum 😬😆 some people also keep their “safety net” person just close enough in case you & others don’t work out in the future
The fact that the other guy only ever goes over to her place when her boyfriend isn't there... come onnn, dude! -.-
...but if it were the other way around and he had a female friend over to his place after his girlfriend had left... I can only imagine how she would react to that. xD
I'm here for the Deputy dog discussion
That situation is a shady minefield, and at least one of the two is being dishonest. Actively mourning someone else's dog is a first one for sure.
Grandpa thing doesn't mean anything. He is an outsider looking in and got no concept of what's going on. Howeverrrr, that dog shit is weird. The other guy shows up after him to be with the girl? That's weird
Deputy dog, it was a dog, and he’s a deputy. - Bill Burr
One thing about us men , we are never your friend just like that , no matter what girls think , The Marine guy is playing the long game and waiting for the perfect chance to break through the friendzone , when they get into an argument guess who'll be there consoling her and shiting all over you , in situations like this it is whether you or him , there is nothing in between , but she is a model, So this guy will hang around for a while before he gets fed up with it
To add, wanting to be your friend and wanting to bang aren't mutually exclusive to us.
Bro WTF, yes guys are friends with hot women they aren't interested in. Just say you're a douchebag
Lmfaooooo yeah the dog suuuuuuure 😂😂
This is the big problem with girls having guy "friends" and vice versa. Either one or both have ulterior motives and both will deny it passionately
Jodi's got ya girl!
“Get the fuck out of this relationship.”
Exactly. If he’s such a best friend, how come you’ve never met him? Or seen him messaging her when you’re around?
Shout-out from Music City!!! Hell yeah!! Tennessee is my home, but damn...outside of its cosmopolitan enclaves and the beauty of the state...the people make me want to haul ass out of this dystopian reality land.
He said the Marine Reserves, AKA he goes in once a month.
Still deployed, still got a GI bill lol
@@Captain_Insano_nomercy not the same gi bill
@@beenjamminbuttons7771 it is once you do two years active
@@beenjamminbuttons7771 it is. You get the same one after the end of your contract
I bet she had a hard time choking down that devil dog too!!!! Lol
The guy was close to her dog and her cat. 🤣🤣🤦♂️
"According to Cyndi Lauper...."
If he was really close to the dog why didn’t he show up until after the dude left? That’s suspect.
Deputy Dawg!
WWPD: what would Patrice do?
You get a hot girl with her mind. You can't fight off every guy, but if you're on her mind then that's when you got her.
Wow that’s brilliant advice. Did Patrice say that?
It’s never the woman’s fault
"Damn mija" Dude get out, that marine is deep inside them sugar walls.
Bill i was enlisted for 4 years. My advice is get out. This sounds like a bad situation
".....dated like that" 😅🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️😂
My wife listened in, she says bail. More red flags than a Chinese military parade.
I spat my coffee out on this one well done !
Seems like the other guy is closer to the cat than the dog.
She was like he is my friend from high school but her grandpa asked is this your marine boyfriend
Do that to her, visit an ex and say your visiting the DOG?
I would have settled that the first time it came up Buy Buy Baby
She keeps telling you about the dude to let u know he's your competition and to make her self feel better cause she knows she lyin...
I love the photoshop jobs you do for some of these
I've seen it posted elsewhere but there are 2 things you don't need to sit and discuss with a woman:
1. Cheating
2. Disrespect
Simply walk away. No sense hurting yourself further.
This dude writing in is obviously the Jodi.
Fuckin Jodi..
Is he a jodi if the dudes home and lives next door though?
That's what I said too
That's what I said too
What’s a jodi?
Bill burr speaking nothing but facts as usual
young man
Biz Markie already covered this. go seek his knowledge
Wikipedia says 104 episodes. I googled it along with you while listening lol
Deputy Dog! My buddies and I would get stoned and watch it when I was a freshman in high school. Laughed our asses off. Dangnammit Muskie! I can HEAR Deputy's voice perfectly. Cannot believe they only made 34 episodes. It shows how impressionable a cartoon can be.
Dude my marine grandfather was the same way, wanted all his granddaughters to marry a marine. Pretty sure he just really wants her to be with the marine kid. And he probably likes to crack old man jokes.
The guy "friend" is rag dolling that chick
Dude. Deputy dog was awsome. Same as squidly diddly
Damm the childhood story.
Why would the guy wait to come over after the dog died till the boyfriend left if it was just to pay respects he should have been there while the boyfriend was there that's fishy as hell
Always trust your gut brother... Mine has never let me down except when i didn't listen to it. Lol
The only thing to be scared about with shrooms is how sad you are when it ends. Because it's so f****** awesome. I will vouch for shrooms eternally.
Go with ya gut was such good advice
She's close to the dog too! The hot dog...
On the other side, your overthinking self will go through all worst case scenarios. Best to talk about it then walk if she doesn't take it seriously. But don't be the person who accuses someone else of your anxieties
“What is this? Are these new bite marks on your bed post?! They weren’t here before...”
Take the shrooms. But, always have some Dire Straits and ice tea on hand. Take em with your closest friend and then try and tell stories without cracking up.
That other dude is in the friend zone lol.
Deputy Dog was funny. I like Hong Kong Fooey.
Grandpa isn't a dummy, grandpas know she's gonna upgrade to the Marine.
"Everyone's going to get the vaccine for the most part."
Oh, poor naive bill.
Bobby Boucher had deputy dog pajamas in waterboy lmao
Really, dude? This many ads on free content that isn't even yours? Cmon.
@Moon Shine hmm.. 🤔 Interesting..
Loved deputy dog 👍🐕
Marocco mole lol. thats Secret squirell sidekick
Dude. RUN..F-IN RUN and dont look back
Wow, hear Bill so hopeful that "Everyone will be able to go outside again" makes this sad....
Why would you ever date a girl with lots of male friends, or a best friend who's a guy? Sounds like a recipe for a disaster. At the same time, every girl who is both pretty and naive has a million "platonic" male friends.
In Spanish culture it’s normal for grandparents to joke about having boyfriends and girlfriends. My grandma use to say that all the time.
This is "dear John" in reverse
possible possum...
"ITS POSSIBOO ITS POSSIBOO
I went through this same situation when I was younger. Get out, dude. She's not worth it.
12:43 "that'll be it"
top 10 failed predictions
There will always be 3 people in that relationship. Best to move on. Imagine how it'd be after marriage and an argument
Tennessee had Tennessee Tuxedo, Under Dog was on drugs, watch him when he goes into the phone booth.