Guillotine vs Lighters In Slow Motion

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    We needed to make a few more tweaks to the guillotine before our friend picks it up. So we thought we'd do some crazy things on it before then... Pancakes, pillows, paper, and pore!
    How many pillows will save you from a guillotine?
    Whats the quickest way to thaw a turkey?
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  • @nrwillette
    @nrwillette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    French revolutionists:
    "Any last requests?"
    Dude being executed:
    "Yeah, like 30 pillows"

    • @JohnDoe-cj6uk
      @JohnDoe-cj6uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro your neck would still snap tho

    • @PostalPatriot556
      @PostalPatriot556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JohnDoe-cj6uk how? The pressure has a greater area to displace it's self.

    • @miningsquidsbadcontent8188
      @miningsquidsbadcontent8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PostalPatriot556 pretty sure the weight would kill you either way

    • @BellaWasHere1702
      @BellaWasHere1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miningsquidsbadcontent8188 depending on the weight. Other then that yeah probably.

  • @aidenthompson7460
    @aidenthompson7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Ok so funnily enough the bone you used to simulate an arm is an ostrich femur or leg hone and the bone you used to simulate a leg was a cows humerus or upper arm bone

    • @cameronknowles6267
      @cameronknowles6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

    • @marinelaoana5437
      @marinelaoana5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how do you know that?

    • @aidenthompson7460
      @aidenthompson7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@marinelaoana5437 I build skeletons for a hobby and bones have distinct shapes a humerus is very different to a femur

    • @marinelaoana5437
      @marinelaoana5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aidenthompson7460 thats cool

    • @crashk6
      @crashk6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know what's humerus, I came here looking for your comment.

  • @d6u4
    @d6u4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    I wanna see Mitchell do stand-up. The dude is so naturally funny.

    • @frankbenoit2574
      @frankbenoit2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @axised001
      @axised001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ja bitte

    • @3UZFE
      @3UZFE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He makes the channel great.

    • @GuyNamedSean
      @GuyNamedSean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think he needs a straight man to play off. That's what makes the real gold.

    • @andrewdobosz3682
      @andrewdobosz3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just cuz he's funny won't make him a good stand up comedian. Most of his "comedy" is just dumb answers to serious questions. While its funny i dout he could even fill 5 mins of an open mic

  • @colchronic
    @colchronic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Those tv commercials: for 1$ a day you can feed a starving kid in africa
    Waterjet channel:

    • @angrynerd2103
      @angrynerd2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      For 1$ a day you cut a starving kid in half.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@angrynerd2103 we plan to cut all starving kids in half by 2022

    • @RNCHFND
      @RNCHFND 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, the wasted food was not a good choice

    • @geometricart7851
      @geometricart7851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RNCHFND I agree. Kinda gringey.

    • @kingvulcoon1752
      @kingvulcoon1752 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RNCHFND Perhaps I’m wrong, and there’s a good chance of that being the case but maybe it’s expired. Why they would have expired Pancakes? No idea.

  • @scrapironfish
    @scrapironfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I dont care what kind of safety mechanisms you have on that thing, I still wouldn't want to be the guy loading it.

    • @ocean_sunfish6113
      @ocean_sunfish6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they lock it up with pancakes

    • @MaYbYl8eR
      @MaYbYl8eR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pussssssyyyy

    • @scrapironfish
      @scrapironfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MaYbYl8eR Sorry, I'm kinda "attatched" and quite fond of my limbs, head, oh yeah, and life.

    • @MaYbYl8eR
      @MaYbYl8eR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scrapironfish yeah that's what they all say
      My life is worthless apparently cus I'm not a pussy huh

    • @scrapironfish
      @scrapironfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MaYbYl8eR You have a unique way of looking at things, and quite a dizzying intellect. Would love to hear more.

  • @IvanOoze1990
    @IvanOoze1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Could have used that TV glass to cut a batman batarang.

  • @electronicsNmore
    @electronicsNmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Thick lead glass to block x-rays.

    • @Xavier_Ns
      @Xavier_Ns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What?do you mean the crt glass

    • @Chris47368
      @Chris47368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the voltage to create a sufficient amount of xrays to be harmful was too high for that used in CRT's?

    • @biolinkstudios
      @biolinkstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Chris47368 does not matter, it has the protentional to make xrays, imagine a lightening strike or something, anyway its a safety measure to make sure it does not harm you

  • @outcast170
    @outcast170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There is a reason guillotines had a single slanted blade instead of a point in the middle. By putting a point in the middle (and a very low angel in general), instead of just a single high angel slant, your cutting speed is severely slower than it could be.

  • @sinom_00
    @sinom_00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    You know its Utah because he said "shiz" when there was flaming shrapnel flying at him

    • @brockashsfrund
      @brockashsfrund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not going to tell but I figured out where this is from this video. Lol.

    • @Skorpeonismyrealname
      @Skorpeonismyrealname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brockashsfrund If you've heard of or watch Shonduras, Dan is actually "Tall Chicken's" brother. They've done some collab work in the past (DIY gas mask for one)

    • @baileyjerman5573
      @baileyjerman5573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh I doubt it was actually on fire

    • @zalmaflash
      @zalmaflash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their address is in Salt Lake City.

    • @VictorGalayda
      @VictorGalayda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @J D there are plenty of examples down here that go to church for few hours on Sunday and then pure white American until next Sunday

  • @firstnamelastname6202
    @firstnamelastname6202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Read the title as "Guillotine Vs Gaslighters" for a minute then. Thought you guys were about to behead some people lol

    • @leafsalami7583
      @leafsalami7583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      French Revolution, amirite?

    • @Stephan-wf1ec
      @Stephan-wf1ec 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course you would think that. You're always doing that.

  • @prospert0
    @prospert0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Na, you guys wanted an exuse to write off a huge ass pancake breakfast on your taxes lmao

  • @mattd1188
    @mattd1188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:19 Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. XD

    • @annahill987
      @annahill987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine explaining this to an exterminator.

  • @alexsavidant2164
    @alexsavidant2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wouldn't the guillotine fall faster if there was less tension on the cable? Figured the cable friction would slow it down. Perhaps a release latch at the top with the cable having enough slack for the full travel downward?

  • @quazbit9984
    @quazbit9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    There's a worrying moment in that video where Mitchell puts his head in the guillotine to check on the health of the frozen turkey.

    • @SoL600rr
      @SoL600rr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But his head wasn’t even close tho

    • @RallyX26
      @RallyX26 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have pins for the blade

  • @aaronsonger5582
    @aaronsonger5582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Needed more pancakes and you definitely could have stopped it lol.

  • @TheNaughtyPantsler
    @TheNaughtyPantsler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He said bone of a cow and the editor corrected him and put *BEEF*🤣🤣🤣

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The lighter thing was probably one of the more dangerous ways to do that, but hey, it was damn cool.

  • @BlankDriver
    @BlankDriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This would go so well with The Slow Mo Guys...

  • @DennisFromRLM
    @DennisFromRLM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You know its dangerous when you hear them swearing lol

  • @waffleiron6366
    @waffleiron6366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love the content boys! Keep em coming!

  • @kattastic9999
    @kattastic9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    5:40 the word you're looking for is "bisected"

    • @JuniorIDEK
      @JuniorIDEK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Really? I thought it was butterflied

    • @macaulaymcgregor768
      @macaulaymcgregor768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he was looking for butterfly

    • @ericg7044
      @ericg7044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Spatchcocked

    • @MaYbYl8eR
      @MaYbYl8eR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spatchcock

  • @chazzcombs
    @chazzcombs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can always count on you guys for a laugh or two. Thanks for the vid!

  • @user-hl1eo1hz7y
    @user-hl1eo1hz7y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thats the wildest way to spatchcock a turkey. Thanksgiving must be an amazing event with you guys around.

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow! The guilotine certainly doesn't lack in power! The way it smacks everything clean in half is very satisfying.

  • @iamapex1474
    @iamapex1474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Plz I've been asking for so long now I just want to see if its possible to cut tungsten with a water jet

    • @xenonram
      @xenonram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Of course it can. There's nothing remarkable about tungsten compared to other metals, that would make it unable to be cut. Tungsten carbide on the other hand, it would have a very hard time, unless you used CBN media in the machine. (Or diamond.)

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well.... it's slow to cut it. What do you think the waterjet nozzle is made out of :P
      It's also consumable, because it gets cut. Slowly.

  • @SpecialOrder
    @SpecialOrder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My man packing on those COVID pounds.

    • @SpecialOrder
      @SpecialOrder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Keep it Moving, Buddy Believe me, I'm married with kids and you need to lose that weight ASAP. The longer you have it, the harder it is to get rid of.

    • @SpecialOrder
      @SpecialOrder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Keep it Moving, Buddy You'll never drink enough to forget the shit she put you through. Get healthy and let the past be the past.

    • @OKCCowboy1
      @OKCCowboy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Keep it Moving, Buddy nah that’s just being lazy and making excuses.

  • @jaredhayslip8014
    @jaredhayslip8014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Don't Waste Those Pancakes Just Eat Them.

  • @wings4shoes
    @wings4shoes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The crude science and cruder safety make this channel

  • @wingedfish1175
    @wingedfish1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ok
    A: where did he get an ostrich bone?
    B:why would dry bone emulate arm??

    • @WolfTrout
      @WolfTrout 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Petsmart

  • @marcusa5564
    @marcusa5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best video this year so far 😂😂🤘🏻👌🏻👏🏻

  • @MWDFrancis
    @MWDFrancis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Between this, General Conference, and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, I think people can finally understand Utah.

  • @sr-7124
    @sr-7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine driving by and seeing a few blokes with a pile of pancakes on a guillotine.

  • @PJSproductions97
    @PJSproductions97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Whenever they really want to dull the hell out of the blade, I'd love to see the guillotine deal with one of those tungsten cubes everyone has these days.

  • @trenenpierskalla5500
    @trenenpierskalla5500 ปีที่แล้ว

    The “10 pillows.. so I put 30 pillows in” cracked me up 😂

  • @OfficialyMax
    @OfficialyMax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    upgraded version of the femur breaker ohno

  • @Chocolate_dragon
    @Chocolate_dragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I needed that tv for my atari...damn

  • @BSENKevin
    @BSENKevin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the expertise of the guy to tell so much about the animal by the taste.

  • @FestiCatcher
    @FestiCatcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    First thing broken within 40 seconds, nice and to the point

  • @connoisseuroftigolbitts
    @connoisseuroftigolbitts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy licking the bones is hilarious 😂

  • @imagin273
    @imagin273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Come on guys, no body Guillotines pack cakes with out Maple syrup damnit lol

  • @tint1122
    @tint1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    sounds cool as it comes down. imagine thats the last sound you hear!

  • @chromacat248
    @chromacat248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This is our guillotine."

  • @itachi112059
    @itachi112059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stack of pancakes vs guillotine
    Deadpool approves 👍

    • @MyChannelOnThisSite
      @MyChannelOnThisSite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's the guy I was thinking of who made a bunch of pancakes one time. I had forgotten it was him.

    • @itachi112059
      @itachi112059 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MyChannelOnThisSite 372,844 pancakes to be precise 😆

  • @justsomeguybeingdumb.1079
    @justsomeguybeingdumb.1079 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alright man I swear to god when I saw the start of the video I was wondering if I put my arm in there and immediately my question was answered, these guys are the best

  • @17fresh
    @17fresh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys should rent this out for parties!

  • @travisk5589
    @travisk5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am no engineer, but.... I see some issues with the guillotine. It needs to be able to cut all the way through the bottom plate and it needs to be on bearings. Maybe a little higher also.

    • @Stephan-wf1ec
      @Stephan-wf1ec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm an engineer and I'm pretty sure the sliding metal sound is essential to function

    • @skipfred
      @skipfred 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think the French put them on bearings

    • @travisk5589
      @travisk5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skipfred I don't think the boys from Utah are French.

    • @skipfred
      @skipfred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@travisk5589 Lol fair enough

  • @darshanvanwyck
    @darshanvanwyck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's called split. I cut meat for a living. Love the channel guys!!! Happy Holidays!!

  • @karldazzi4217
    @karldazzi4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok I am addicted to your vids keep it up.

  • @StupidRobotFightingLeague
    @StupidRobotFightingLeague 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is art

  • @christopherbuckner8732
    @christopherbuckner8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man was making pancakes out of a 10 gallon jug. Sounds like a good day to me

  • @Screeech9
    @Screeech9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Safe to say, they have a rat infestation now.

  • @mustagezaadrian9736
    @mustagezaadrian9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys brought the medieval time back in 2020.

  • @nannesoar
    @nannesoar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that pancake thing has me speechless

  • @12345.......
    @12345....... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The glass in the TV is great to shoot. It turns a chunk of glass into powder.

  • @mackie_p
    @mackie_p 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that red Fozzy in the back.

  • @berkal1299
    @berkal1299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the anxiety they must feel when putting their hands under the guillotine

  • @Bman62296
    @Bman62296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s definitely cutting your leg off lol look at what it did to that tv man! 🤣

  • @bazookallamaproductions5280
    @bazookallamaproductions5280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that thing makes the craziest noise when it falls lmao

  • @ramon7128
    @ramon7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great content

  • @adamreynolds3863
    @adamreynolds3863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow, i was NOT expecting it to just plow through that tv.

  • @nicksystermann1558
    @nicksystermann1558 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey I need something to prop this torch up with."
    "How about this gourd I found in the middle of the concrete jungle?"

  • @christianoswalt6743
    @christianoswalt6743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OSHA has entered the chat

  • @DontarrestmePLZ
    @DontarrestmePLZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The graham cracker towers looked like the garbage towers in Wall-E

  • @quillclock
    @quillclock ปีที่แล้ว

    cutting poultry in half like that is called spatchcocking

  • @jameschannel1451
    @jameschannel1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome video, guys :)

  • @DavidMcCurley
    @DavidMcCurley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is terrifying. Especially the frozen turkey. But also impressively cool.

  • @BertAndSmokey
    @BertAndSmokey 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    No safety glasses...I like your style. 😂😂😲👍

  • @Nik.No.K
    @Nik.No.K 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you said at the beginning that you have a bunch of pancake batter I was wondering what the plan was supposed to be for that🤣

  • @GadgetInspektor
    @GadgetInspektor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine you have a dispute with somebody and he parks this trailer in front of your house.

  • @petermuller608
    @petermuller608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man that's really comes in handy in the next riot! That's for the inspiration ;)

  • @masterpanther1
    @masterpanther1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEST CHANNEL EVER!!!!!😁😁😁

  • @nathanbowerman8710
    @nathanbowerman8710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We have many things to cut, including a Mitchel! 😂

  • @meatball1080
    @meatball1080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wanna see you guys cut some tungsten with the water jet. Curious to see how long it would take.

  • @maximumbuilds8080
    @maximumbuilds8080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Preparing for the revolution

  • @just.off.the.a4208
    @just.off.the.a4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need this whole video in slow motion

  • @ajkincs839
    @ajkincs839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine your boss coming to work and seeing that. And you find out he’s French

  • @Immortal_BP
    @Immortal_BP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    not sure what they expected putting a metal pole in the middle of the pancakes lmao

  • @eagleyes121290
    @eagleyes121290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can revolutionize the death row thing...six guys at a time. Save some taxpayers dollars

  • @princenameless
    @princenameless ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Such a waste of food. My fridge& cupboards are empty and so this video actually made me cry.

  • @squarebodycasewademckenney6190
    @squarebodycasewademckenney6190 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Some insane accident happens to the one guy and replys with "I'm making pancakes"

  • @pup9216
    @pup9216 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    you made me 80% more hungrier with that pancake thing

  • @lenardstarks5891
    @lenardstarks5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is he just an elf from the divinity series with this ability to read memory from bone

  • @mattsbicyclerepair1413
    @mattsbicyclerepair1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pancakes, you guys are maniacs 😆😆

  • @noahlavin2672
    @noahlavin2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This dude is a comedian

  • @TinkersKustomPaintball
    @TinkersKustomPaintball 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did Dan just say a dirty word? An angel somewhere just got it's wings

  • @brandynradocesky6918
    @brandynradocesky6918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The “ two cs thicc” had me killed out

  • @USMChwm
    @USMChwm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Do cans of butane instead of lighters!!!!

    • @AusyG
      @AusyG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont most lighters contain butane?

    • @USMChwm
      @USMChwm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AusyG yes, but refill canisters contain much more of it! Bigger fireballs!

    • @virtualtools_3021
      @virtualtools_3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Butane is a bastard gas

  • @IntravenouslyDruggedSloth
    @IntravenouslyDruggedSloth ปีที่แล้ว

    8:15 when Mitch is reaching and leaning under that blade I get terrified. Better safe than sorry. Like he's handling. Loading firearm. Plus I miss them so much I just come back and watch old videos

  • @TruMaverick
    @TruMaverick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me an Enthusiast:
    Now chop those yellow propane tanks

  • @dogbone4665
    @dogbone4665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Use it on a rich dude and recreate the french revolution

  • @patrickr2686
    @patrickr2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    But would it cut tungsten??

  • @therealog9430
    @therealog9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What are you smoking today to have the giggles like that? Lol

  • @LordSmyrnian
    @LordSmyrnian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now that's dedication...I woulda just bought the frozen pancakes you can get in the big bags

  • @ReplicateReality
    @ReplicateReality 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mitchell is like the star of the show lol

  • @gernhartreinholzen3992
    @gernhartreinholzen3992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Starving kids in Africa: lol he make pankake go brr.

  • @lemonadegaming8865
    @lemonadegaming8865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he relabeled a cow bone as a beef bone, even though cow bone is more correct

  • @Amaturehourwithmike
    @Amaturehourwithmike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Your leg bone in 3-2-1!" Lol!

  • @him110222
    @him110222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When all this covid stuff is over I think it would be awesome for you guys to do a video with gavin and Dan at the slow mo guys

  • @bluepantherofdeath
    @bluepantherofdeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Slow mo guys meetup is needed

  • @readysteadywhoa
    @readysteadywhoa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah I don't think the pancakes were supposed to get guillotined.. Mitchell just wanted pancakes