Stupidest Things Car Guys Say!
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- THE FINALE. From Stupid Things Car Guys Say, to MORE Stupid things Car Guys say, to EVEN MORE Stupid Things Car Guys say, this is the 4th installment, and likely the last...as from a grammatical standpoint, I can't exactly go any further. Like what am I supposed to next? Most Stupidest? Even Morer Stupid? Mostest dumbedest bestest stupidest LEVIOSAAAAAA?
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Everyone says ricer but no one says noodler
Noodler
So you put gasoline in your car? _Fucking noodler_
Bladed Angel a noodler is just a cheaply modified Italian econobox, prove me wrong
Lol
Doing an oil change? *Fucking noodler.*
The stupidest thing you can say is "wheres the Miata?" That's rude man you always ask "hows the Miata?"
Damn that's deep
where r the keys to the miata
Who's the miata?
@@jevonbigga6172 what is the Miata?
@@Caracatungas Why is the Miata?
"Old cars are for poor people"
Ferrari 250 GTO: *is literally valued more than 20.000.000$*
If you put the dots instead of the commas your saying its $200
@@ImWorth6Million if you didn't know the rest of the world(not US and UK) uses dots lol
20.000.000$ / 20,000,000 there stop fighting
@@glub1206 just say 20 million
@@meemdoggoriginallongdrink he did
As we say in Europe: "if it ain't stock, it ain't legal".
Help us, it's hell, we cannot do any decent mods, idk if harnesses are even legal.
Move to America lol. If it goes under its own power than it's road legal here!
(Does not apply for Cali)
@@brysonkuhn3290 not really an option, life is good here, heavy mod limits are the only problem
@@tiagobelo4965 yeah. Europe has a ton of stuff that America don't have. Like clear taillights, new VW scirocco, and ranger raptor
@@tiagobelo4965 which country are you in? In England it's legal if it passes emissions
Guessing by your name, you're Portuguese, right? I currently live in Switzerland, but I'm Portuguese and after I found out how strict the laws are there, that really made me reconsider going back...
Tbh I think I might just move to Britain instead and visit from time to time... I hear Germany is also not too bad either, though a bit more strict.
Is the government ever gonna adress their unfinished tuning laws?
The S for the Toyota Corolla S stand for Super Sonic Speed.
Super succ speed
@@silentvega2004 With a grille like that, yes.
@@BladedAngel then there's the Ghibli and the newer BMWs 😂
How much hp can I make out of my 2008 corolla type s?
@@mengx94 approximately 69hp
"old cars are for poor people"
"the mk4 supra is the greatest car ever"
Uhh
HellFighter the countach is for poor people because all poor people are millionaires
@@RayOLight of course they're poor, they spent all their money on the car lmao
mk4 supra has to be one of the most overrated cars ever... Even during its time it was being outperformed by its main competitors.
@@iamwritingrightnow8217 tbh it's not a bad car, it's the fanboys that kinda ruin it
@@iamwritingrightnow8217 and by the MR2
The 1000hp guy:
Person: yeah I bought this car and I was able to squeeze out 700hp at the moment, it's pretty quick for what it is
1000: pfffff yeah that's pretty quick if you like going slow, if you're not making AT LEAST 1000hp then you're not even relevant, if I had a LS right now I could put it in a car and easily make a 1000hp car and EASILY smoke your car, dude, ALL STOCK as well so don't brag about your 700hp like if it's anything special **proceeds to walk off and get in his grandma's stock Buick LeSabre**
Lmfaoo that's literally Facebook in a nutshell
Lmao
@@XxTrickyShotzxX I've seen it on a few TH-cam comments, usually coming from an LS fanboy or a 2jz fanboy, either way, it's pretty cringe to read sometimes especially when they challenge someone online to a race, like, you're in California and the other dude is in Florida so I doubt either of you are willing to meet up in Texas or Louisiana to do a 10 minute drag race over some TH-cam comment beef.
CheekyKnob goodness a person like that 1000 hp guy would make me want to punch him in the face knowing there's people in the car community like that, imagine how many amateurs/potential car enthusiasts have been put off cars because of people like them
Do people understand how much HP 1000 is?
“Old cars are for poor people”
*Jay Leno enjoying a beer with a laugh*
Batman disagrees
@@AK.__ n o
@@nonbinaryproto Because he drives advanced batmobile hiden in the body of oldish car
Jay popping a Budweiser in his GMC cyclone
Bladed should do 5 smartest thing car guys say.
Here is one
"Grip is inportant as much as power"
JDM cars: * *Leaves*
@@sleepingturtle32 “gt86 has entered the chat”
@@Sp1c3R1ce haha lol
@@sleepingturtle32 *GT-R-*Enters the chat*
you engaged a total of 3 braincells to come up with that, idk that that's worth a video bud
Never could’ve thought such a short line of words could hurt so much
If its an unoriginal comment, ITS RICE. not you tho.
As a young car enthusiast who owns 3 older cars, I can happily say that all 3 cars plus maintenance and modifications have cost me less than what my friends have paid for their newer cars, I haven't had to take on any debt to purchase them, and insurance is cheaper. All for 3 cars that make me wayyy happier to drive.
Random guy: *mods a car*
Car guys: RICER
Me: *makes a car from rice*
Car guys: *understandable have a great day*
"Enjoy every 'A' you start at and every 'B' you arrive at."
-Bladed Angel, 2020
Damn, that kinda hit different😢
How is that emotional for you
Made me love my 04 Outback VDC that much more tbvh
Made me miss more my 2012 VW Gol, rest in peace partner
🅰------------->🅱 😎👌
Meanwhile people who get carsick: don’t barf at point a or point b *Proceeds to barf*
I'm trying to convince my mother that not all used cars are junk.
New cars with all the new technology, luxury features, etc are going to age very poorly because many of those over-complex systems break over time. If you get a used car yes maybe the initial maintenance cost is a little bit higher, but you don’t owe $500 payments every month, and if you put work into something, you can be truly proud of it.
Yeah they are, but thats what makes them so fun
@@archygrey9093 You clearly never owned a toyota.
@@JecuskyGarrett I have owned multiple.
@@archygrey9093 That's not a Toyota, that's a Fiat.
(sorry for the bad pun)
Bro that's my turbo *points at alternator*
They always say “that’s rice!” But never say “how’s rice?”
And they never never say "eat rice"
I burned it a little bit, but it still mostly fluffy and tasty
@@user-yb5if8kr3i nice.
Funny how most of my favorite cars are literally old.
Same.
yeah
Same
The Honda cr-x is the shit bro
Same
I just noticed Bladed's channel icon changed
*_also, b u t B L A D E D , w h e r e ' s t h e M i a t a_*
_i d o n ' t k n o w_
Just?
The Miata is.... Right here.
Bladed actually located the miata
@@BladedAngel don't worry, I gotchu. I just saw the Miata, and it was as glorious as ever.
Car community in a nutshell: Your car is rice if you modified it how you want it to look like and how you want your car to be...
"oh you added gasoline, ricer"
Me with my diesel: fools
LOL
Yea, the video showed a diesel pump. LOL
The voice he does when he’s describing the troll is so good.
But Bladed
Wheres The Corvette?
Also, Where’s The Mustang?
_Oh no_
Oh shoot
Corvette is on avatar
The mustang crashed
Where's the Miata?
I can confirm the video audio argument, I've always heard the Aventador revving full range on the internet, and I thought that is was loud, but also not really, but when i heard one irl, the guy who owned it just slightly touched the gas pedal, maybe revved it to like only 1500rpm, and holy fucking shit, I fucking JUMPED when I heard that 1500rpm rev, it sounded like what i thought it sounded at 7000rpm, like fucking hell is that car loud
*"Oh, you drive almost 30 years old Mazda 787B? Damn, it gotta cost about 5 dollars"*
Me: my dream car is a 240sx or in Japan (FoR tHe pUrEsT) 180sx
TH-camrs: legit everyone has one
Me: I still love it
I say the same
Keep on loveing it man.
Red Zed I am bro
Red Zed did u just sub to me
1995 Toyota MR2 GT one of my dream cars
But bladed
Where's the old channel icon.
But marius
Why is you pfp the tesla logo? Your name doesnt even start with T
@@justaguy6415 Because I like Tesla. But that does not mean that I only like Tesla.
I think I will change it soon because i get a lot of hate for it.
Marius I hate Tesla but I could respect that you like Tesla, but most Tesla fans are fanboys and they ruin me having any respect for Tesla but their cars are pretty quick
Marius if you like that pfp, keep it. Hating you just for supporting a brand you like is rather stupid and short sighted.
BLACKFIRE _X agreed
Old car = poor people
My mind instantly: oh yeah look at that homeless guy in a Bugatti type 57 what a poor guy..
Random car guy:OLD CARS ARE POOR
Me in my McLaren F1:oh ok man
lol i was actually eating popcorn before the vid started then i started it then boom poopcorn y um
@BladeBrigade #7 maïs soufflé ?
I spent WAAAAYY more money on my 2000 Land Rover Discovery 2 than i have on my 2017 WRX. Thinking someone is poor because they have an older/old car is crazy😂
When you only own a Ferrari 250 gto
yes because the guy in a shitbox 90s miata spent more money than the guy in a new hellcat right ? i’m guessing that doesn’t go for classic icons, it’s meant more for the shitboxes people buy because they can’t afford a better car
Thats because it is a land rover
@@Ryleeman54number2 yeah. A used suv versus a brand new sports car
@@SEATTLE_WRX well I said that simply because land rovers are known to be unreliable as hell
i extremely agree with the sound thing, no video will capture the straight piped v8 that my okd step dad had, you could hear it from 3 blocks away, and inside of the car you basically had to yell to talk to eachother, it was perfect.
“Find a car that comes the way they wanted” me-looking at my cammed c6 idling.... “wut”
Nobody:
Bladed Angel: Owned a Mustang and Corvette before the age of 30.
Okay I do appreciate your hard work for buying those cars😂. Good luck for the future😉👍
Bro he’s 44
He’s 44
Bruh dude he’s 44 yrs old
@@ethancrawford8242 wait is he actually 44 or it was a joke
Doggo Meister he’s actually 44
this is a 3 year long series
"Old cars = you're poor"
Me with my 21 year old R34 that costs way too much: 👁👄👁
In the US yes, but in Japan they aren't super expensive.
Never ask a women: Her age. A man: His salary. BLADED ANGEL: WHY HE MADE 3 OF THESE
"Car companies do what people want" 2017 acura flashback
Mustang mach e
Acura ZDX
But bladed,
Why’d you change your profile pic 😭😭
I was sick of everyone on different videos outside of my scope of YT constantly say, "wHy aReN'T aN ACe cOMbAT cHANNeL?"
The reason being my previous icon looked like a symbol featured in a game called Ace Combat 4.
@@BladedAngel I made that connection when I first saw it but the big blue mustang kinda gave it away that you made car videos... call me crazy LOL
@@BladedAngel *y0u cAngED yOuR proFiLe pic?!!?!!!?!!!?? rICer.!.!.!!*
@@georgevasilopoulos5359 damn... we are all ricers! Heck, might as well...
**slaps huge wing on profile pic**
@@BladedAngel I dare you to change your profile picture too the angle made of knives, the (bladed angle) no balsl.
For me, I appreciate stock OEM, but only for really nice and expensive cars. I would never even think about modifying something like a rolls Royce or a Bugatti
I love that you always have the GranTurismo music in the back. Absolutely love it childhood game right there. Love the videos, been subbed for a long time
Bladed, about the cellphone argument, is way faster to just say: "well, by downloading an app also makes an cellphone different that the way they came". if you download any app your also "into modding" (but with cellphones). Btw great video mate, we love all the work you put into these videos.
I can't buy a phone that comes stock with a wallpaper of my car
This channel underrated af
Banana man 123 the straight pipes should give him a shoutout.
And that can be a good thing in some ways and a bad thing in others.
When he says chances are we’ve modified other technology in our lives I’ve looked at my fan with a blanket over it like, he’s got a point 🤣
I've heard some dumb people do this..
People: "That's not a Solara, it's a new Supra"
Me and my challenger: 👥
I’m trying to get into the car community and u are helping me out a lot, it’s to the point where I actually understand most jokes. But i still don’t understand somethings like when or if i go to the shop for anything. I also love your corvette so much (it’s my new dream car). Keep up the good work love the vids 💛🖤💛🖤
me, a Melbournian: "no, i think a car will be the most expensive purchase in my life"
As an American I thought finding a $100 ford xd/xf at the wreckers was a lot more common place in Australia, no hate over here though everything is expensive as, cheers man
@@moniker8391 i feel like everyone thinks their country is a more expensive place to live, i was referring to the overinflated nature of houses, not cars
@@aahckxsse7007 that's because you have universal healthcare.
That is the best way you can end off the series, by saying we all need to enjoy every point A, every point B, and the journey between. Saying we shouldn't judge people by the age of their car. Personally, I want to drive a 2004 Nissan Altima, which some would consider an "old car", though it was manufactured on the model year I was born on (I was born in 04). If someone tries to tell me, "Oh, your car's stupid cuz it's old," I will say, "I like my car, so I'ma drive my car." Back to the point, I like the way you ended that.
amen brother... :) heared the old car and ricer saying forever now. I just want to enjoy my Talon TSI
Shelby best girl ❤️
“Old cars = poor people”
Me :
Hmmmm yes ferrari 250 gto is for poor people...
SynchLy ahh yes the ferarri thats old and 50mil is for poor ppl
* Buys a 70s mustang just like a peasant i am *
"humanity is reaching entirely new levels of uninformed stupidity" bladed angel 2017
This is STILL relevant
**Buys a Mercedes-Benz 300SL because i'm so broke**
Hmmmmm yes Pagani Zonda is for old people
"Old car equals cheap people"
While some dude spend 15 mill on a Ferrari 250 GT....
somebody: old car = poor
mclaren f1: am i a joke to you?
As i always say: The good tuning only adds extra things and never takes away. If you can find a part that performs better than the OEM version, it's not rice. You can put everything on your car, just do your research, and do it on the correct way. I spent 2 months to find myself the perfect set of aftermarket wheels. Yes, the main point was the visual appealance. But i checked other details like mass, best tire options etc...
If you keep this simple hint you will never be a ricer.
I feel like ricer is just customization done wrong. Don't think there's anything wrong on making your car look nicer
Old car = cheap:
*Ferrari 250 GTO has entered the chat*
*Shelby cobra enters the chat*
*MASERATI MC12 ENTERS THE CHAT*
The “dont you dare look down on older cars” made me love this dumb ol’ 04 Outback H6 VDC that much more
When he got to the “old cars = poor” man legit put a picture of the car I have 😂
Though I appreciate my car my choice, loud noises at night suck. At day, loud exhaust to the max my friend, but sometimes loud exhaust 'disturbs peace'.
Yeah when you have the civic with a fartcan running up and down your road at 2 in the morning, it gets a little annoying
@@weirdguy2265 spike strip? :)
@@weirdguy2265 exactly
@@trashbandit2449 large "fallen" tree branches have been considered....
@@weirdguy2265 on the road or the car? Or both
But Bladed
Wheres the Miata?
I like memes and cars everybody asks, “where’s the miata”? but hit “how’s the miata?”
I'm right here.
1995 Mazda MX-5 Miata You finally showed up, now we can stop asking Bladed.
Why is the Miata?
Potato *NOW THIS IS ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL*
This is my first video on ur channel. I subbed and went to the videos and boy there are too many good videos to choose from!!!!!
Bladed Angel trying to do the car community a solid by explaining mic clipping, I see. I approve completely.
I clicked off hentai so fast
👌nice
Can Bladed relate lol
So you gonna give us the hentai name, or just leave us hanging?
@@BladedAngel the digits 279712
@Jasper Roetter Gresback Yuh
Bladed's icon is watching you..... ALWAYS
ALSO how's the miata?
“Companies study you guys’s habits. They know what you guys want, so they follow consumer intel and therefore release a car that appeals to the mass public.” *cries in Mitsubishi* RIP all the sweet cars they could be making if they could accomplish this😔
Just last week I heard my first 458 with an aftermarket exhaust on it and you could hear from 3 blocks away in downtown Portland from inside a building. Also being within 20 feet of it and them revving it you could feel it in your chest and throughout your body.
Personally, I like tastefully loud cars... that being said, there are some very annoying cars/trucks in my area where the drivers like to slow down and floor it to hear their exhaust, and I hate those people with a passion.
So you like loud cars, but hate flooring it
Dew no, I hate people coming to a stop in the middle of a one lane road and flooring it, cuz that’s just dangerous and it happens way too often where I live. At a stop light or on the highway or something I’m fine with
Bradley Smith how tf is it dangerous?
RandomUser 1337 Because they’re blocking the roadway??
Tenzin Smith I meant the loud part I wasn’t reading right lol
Lol the first one is hilarious to me.
Not really a car guy quite yet but I'm learning and starting to get into the off-road scene for a start. I have a 92 4runner that I'm beginning to learn on and mod over time, and the previous owner lost some bolts working on it over the years. Turns out I'm a ricer, who knew!
Is it weird that Mercedes makes old parts so having a older merc is easier to find oem parts that's only in germany
Spent the last few days hammering out your content, great stuff. All I can think about is shoving an M275 V12 into that Diablo kit
The GT2 RS MR is officially a ricer now, thanks for enlightening me, purist gods.
RIP old channel logo
"Old car = poor people"
me: *63 thunderbird* "okay"
This just seemed like a lot of corvette forum anger lol love the vids!
One thing I will say is I hate cars being SUPER loud when they're going like 20 mph, I do like a purr and whatnot, but if it's super loud and not going fast, I feel like it's obnoxious to me
Is that a new channel icon I see
'Old car = poor' what about the Ferrari F40? The Shelby Cobra? Mustang boss 429?
The finale I didn't know I needed
Hearing about the old cars segment makes me feel good I live in America , my two cars I had before my 2013 Acura TL was 98 Buick regal GS & a 97 Mercury sable
Thanks you for playing Light Velocity from GT3 A Spec
"Old cars=poor people" so if i own a 250 GTO or a Tipo 33 Stradale or a Type 57SC Atlantique, that makes me poor
Yooooo I haven't watch ur channel in forever bro glad to be back tho!
some guy - "you should drive a newer car"
me - "but this is my car"
also me - walks away
Just remember
Be proud what car u owned
Cuz ppl fix old cars to make them move not to make it fast.
It doesn't matter about environmental laws or status just drive that car to its limits
My mentality involving my 99 Camaro. It is currently at the mechanic's for the second time in two years. I don't push it because I just want it to drive.
I am working on an N54 swap in a Datsun 280z i got for a grand. We can make old cars fast
@@clownavenger0 yes u can. Hec i dont even have a license to begin with
The last part of the video was true and thanks for speaking the damn truth Bladed Angel. Jeez some people really needed to hear this information coming from a guy like Bladed Angel making every logical point. I can't really go to full detail because it was that damn good.
Misconception: exist
Bladed: now it's time to get funky
I can agree with the car sounding different because of recording from personal experience
Challenge of the day: Say that you want an STI, and see the people’s reactions
Then say a Subaru WRX STI
That's why it's supposed to be "STD."
Y'know, like a diesel STI.
@someone who doesnt make videos whats wrong with a subie wrx sti? i want one :(
@@nthgth as a person that has watched that one Top Gear episode, no.
@@m1co294 ah, I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one
Damn we really say stupid things.
But the non car guys are stupider
@@chrisanderson2204 Sure.
Just because someone makes a car loud doesn't mean they do it to be fast, I like the loudness, it is cool to have it screaming like a cougar
an addition to the loud cars part, alot of people hear a loud car and say things like "ur not impressing anyone", as in that person just deleted their muffler all to impress u when its not the case
"Yeetus deletus" got me dead 🤣💀💀
TH-cam put a "Translate to English" button on your comment. Just saying.
@@m1co294 really? What's the translation. I can't see it haha
But Bladed,
Where's the "Very serious guide about Civics"?
I wonder how those "old are cheap" people are going to react after I tell them I have a 94 Nissan but then they see me roll up in my R33?
"Old Cars = poor People" Tell that to someone that owns a 250 GTO.
This sounds like things non car people say
Honestly, these lines (except the OEM parts one) sounds like something that would come out of some normie's/non-carguy's mouth. A real car enthusiast would never say something like "old car equals trash car for poor people" or "why buy a car if you're changing it anyway". That's so stupid on so many levels...
Nope I've heard it it's mainly coming from internet car guys
Older cars make for better project cars tbh, mostly because you can use new parts to fix up what is old on the car. Thats the mind set I get whenever I see someone with an older car. Then again not everyone thinks the same as me
I have a '99 Saab 9-3 SE. The thing I hear the most is what is that and then they always say "you should just get a new car".
"cars are second most expensive thing you will buy in your lifetime"
rich kids: daddy doesn't trust me with super cars anymore so look at my 1 mill rolex
But Bladed,
Where's the crowd killer? It was in the thumbnail, so where is it?
Who knows?
@@MazdaMX-Miata-vx9ni wow, finally found the miata
Haha mustang g0 vrtom fauny jok
Lmao I just left an argument with my dad about taking off my wrx’s bezels and fog lights for fog light deletes. He said “Why didn’t you just get a base model? And you’re taking off a part of the trim you paid for.” Haha, I needed this video 🤣
Thanks TH-cam for not giving me notifications. Also ealry congrats on 420k