10 Overused Car Jokes!

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  • @lmedicplays44
    @lmedicplays44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    My friend: Uhh... Why did you remove ur backseats in ur mustang
    Me: BECAUSE WEIGHT REDUCTION BRO!

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      This isn't a joke
      _it's a way of life_

    • @rickythreefeet
      @rickythreefeet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bladed Angel lol

    • @Lazar-w9u
      @Lazar-w9u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@BladedAngel epic gamer moment

    • @toonzoku9478
      @toonzoku9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@BladedAngel Gives ya +1000 HP Guranteed

    • @rydercampbell2772
      @rydercampbell2772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah don’t forget my solid 14 hp from my stickers

  • @aravioli4203
    @aravioli4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don’t forget “ 1 sticker adds 10 hrspr”

  • @mathias6369
    @mathias6369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mustang, a real catch with the crowd!

  • @papajhonsreal
    @papajhonsreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me when I realize that my mom's Honda Odyssey has a VTEC engine:

  • @joeyc999
    @joeyc999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the whole batmobile thing is to be taken as “hey that’s a really nice and fast car, like a batmobile” Not really to be mistaken with the actual batmobile

  • @ToyotaCoronaAbsoluteT
    @ToyotaCoronaAbsoluteT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:50,Whats funny is that here in Indonesia,one of our celebrities decided to paint his Lambo Matte Black and call it as the "Batmobile",and just like what omni said, black car+ hot sunny day= hell.Guess what happened?
    One of his friend(i think) decided to rev the crap out of it,at high noon,till the car overheated and eventually,burst into flames.

  • @CarringtonHollister
    @CarringtonHollister 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay boys and girls let’s play a game: *take a shot for every game Bladed says L A M B OR G H I N I*

  • @sf90i80
    @sf90i80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, and then there are those people that can’t differentiate between a Mustang and a Maserati...

  • @Devin5.0
    @Devin5.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a car guy and I still call certain cars a batmobile because it looks like something that could he a batmobile

  • @lewisroberts5702
    @lewisroberts5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He said it's a driving tank (tanks drive )

  • @afoxwithahat7846
    @afoxwithahat7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Remember when talking about mustangs...
    No Mach E

  • @ABZer0x_x
    @ABZer0x_x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I owned a g35 for a few years and I can confirm to some extent... the car sounds pretty good as it is, but then you have all this kids throwing cheap parts they got from the autozone clearance rack and completely ruin it... I was driving to work a few days bore I got hit, and heard a lawnmower coming from behind, totally thought that was a civic untill I saw it... nope, that was just another g35

  • @king_omeir7555
    @king_omeir7555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey I fixed my grandpa's fairlady

  • @taltigolt
    @taltigolt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    are you 44? you sound 22

    • @vibeium
      @vibeium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/wooooosh me if you want but it was a joke

    • @hgrmc9416
      @hgrmc9416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vibeium r/whoooosh

    • @christianm.1315
      @christianm.1315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mid- life is about 44, he drives a corvet, thats how i take it at least

    • @malikw222
      @malikw222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope he isn't 44 he is in his 20s

    • @ilikecarsbois3424
      @ilikecarsbois3424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malikw222 r/wooooooooosh

  • @xorcist-3423
    @xorcist-3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    So we just gonna pretend like blinker fluid never existed?

    • @-meat-
      @-meat- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or muffler bearings

    • @spicywater9747
      @spicywater9747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What’s blinker fluid?

    • @codingfiregod
      @codingfiregod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bruh.

    • @lucatriet575
      @lucatriet575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Caleb Pahl you sure heard about the new gearbox sand?

    • @ffake714
      @ffake714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spicy Water ur joking right

  • @littlebigparardise9245
    @littlebigparardise9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Everyone asks "where is the miata?" but not "how is the miata." 😞

    • @mazdamiataUSDMspec
      @mazdamiataUSDMspec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No one cared about the miata.
      But now it is probably rusting here somewhere in the comments.

    • @rmts271
      @rmts271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated

    • @entiro719
      @entiro719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its not "where is the miata?" or "how is the miata?" but its "why is the miata?"

    • @Ali-co5mj
      @Ali-co5mj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who is the miata... It's an overgrown fun road legal gokart

    • @Lucky_MiTo.
      @Lucky_MiTo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Obviously the miata is either happy or sleeping that's why no one asks

  • @istvanlorinczi2817
    @istvanlorinczi2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "When people use tuned cars to win arguments"
    Sooo we are getting a full video about the JDM Instagram community. Cool

    • @GerardPedrico
      @GerardPedrico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lamborghini....
      Mr. John "Lamborghini" Cena alias Mr. Taurus Aldebaran of Casa Del Torro.
      Mr. John "Ferdinand The Bull" Cena of Lamborghini Automobili... the house of the bull.

    • @Dzonnyg
      @Dzonnyg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's not only jdm, there is a huge part of car community on Instagram for people that just like to argue and downplay cars that they don't like

    • @rodracer4567
      @rodracer4567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Dzonnyg Not exclusively JDM, but its the majority

    • @ac-130fan
      @ac-130fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dzonnyg Agree with both of you. Although most of these accounts are either run by children or 40 year olds so you must cut them some slack

    • @Dzonnyg
      @Dzonnyg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ac-130fan probably more like *for* them

  • @SkullcrusherGamingTV
    @SkullcrusherGamingTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    #1 Overused car joke:
    “But Bladed, where’s the Miata?”

  • @pedro7401
    @pedro7401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    I used to drive a black mx5 nd rf, they usually called me batman

    • @cowmanmooing6624
      @cowmanmooing6624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bruh

    • @zachservello7846
      @zachservello7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      hairstylist*

    • @Daedalus-BC308
      @Daedalus-BC308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I heard a guy call an drag car with Batman logos on it's doors "The Superman mobile".

    • @thetrevor33
      @thetrevor33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must’ve felt nice 😂😂

    • @Jdmfan-fu1kj
      @Jdmfan-fu1kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Daedalus-BC308 the most ambitious crossover in history

  • @a_car_dude_with_a_camera
    @a_car_dude_with_a_camera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    One joke that’s definitely used a lot is the joke that challengers are boats

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tought that it was said about muscle cars as a whole

  • @sehajkaler9285
    @sehajkaler9285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “All Honda’s are ricers”
    The NSX: 😞
    Honda Indy racing: 😞
    Honda Odyssey: 😞

    • @xalataf3365
      @xalataf3365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Red Bull-Honda:

    • @mcheeb8256
      @mcheeb8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All those hondas are trash. Get me a Honda Beat. Faster, better handling, and way sexier

    • @biind00
      @biind00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Civic Type R, riced from factory: 😔

    • @beautifulbeaner
      @beautifulbeaner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The EK hatchbacks And EG hatchbacks 😔

    • @jacobballesteros4457
      @jacobballesteros4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@biind00 that’s what the R mean Rice

  • @cpMetis
    @cpMetis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Noooooo you can't just dismiss my dream car because of your experience of middle aged women driving the automatics without oil!"
    My dad: "Hehe Rx-8 go boooooom"

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I love seeing all the red car comments with (edited) in them. Y'all really just tried to bait likes with the NSX joke on an overused joke video without watching it😂

    • @shocko77
      @shocko77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I paused the video in time to see that message

    • @yeetersharp6024
      @yeetersharp6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was an aggressive comment about stalking you you made in the beginning

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's a Navy Seal Copypasta bro. If the, "Ten Bajillion" didn't give clue the whole thing is a stupid joke, I don't know what else can.

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ib4_MV331See? Now this is what I call, A PRO GAMER MOVE. AKA actually watching the video before commenting. Thank you.

    • @pascuamichael1455
      @pascuamichael1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Civics in Philippines are (single mom, teen) magnets

  • @franklyfettuccine4468
    @franklyfettuccine4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how bladed with the Supra joke used the example of buying a full priced game and the developers fixing it with dlc even tho thats literally what happens with every game released. Wait a minute did the car industry just take a page form the gaming industry ?

  • @adamqurabi65
    @adamqurabi65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I like the way you make a Patrick accent when impersonating non car people!

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Is Lamborghini a batmobile?”
      “No patrick, it is not.”
      “NSX isn’t a batmobile either.”

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @tealnoise
      @tealnoise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This guy is obsessed with spongebob

  • @wastery9113
    @wastery9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    *So you tell me... Supras aren't 1000hp stock?*

    • @irtazaabbas5552
      @irtazaabbas5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arinb.756 Uh...I'm not sure that you understood the comment.

    • @biscoitocomlama9119
      @biscoitocomlama9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@arinb.756 r/wooosh

    • @fakehombre
      @fakehombre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@arinb.756 Your spelling errors displeases the NUT

    • @wastery9113
      @wastery9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@biscoitocomlama9119 indeed

    • @arunaraghu4453
      @arunaraghu4453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arinb.756 dude that's a joke 😂😂😂

  • @vladimirvich468
    @vladimirvich468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Mustangs will always be knows as crowd killers, just how it is lol it’s just too funny to trigger a mustang fan boy

    • @michealgray533
      @michealgray533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vladimirvich i fell personally attacked but you right

    • @newworlddisorder152
      @newworlddisorder152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most stang people I know embrace it lol. It just goes in one ear out the other for me.

  • @Donnerwamp
    @Donnerwamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    German here, Porsche really makes mid life crysis cars for our market.

    • @SURENITY
      @SURENITY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Especially the new SUV’s.....

    • @progenji6407
      @progenji6407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dutch guy, same here lol, corvettes on the other hand are rarely seen and tend to get people excited

    • @jongraham8396
      @jongraham8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@回程 ok Alan Harper

    • @iceblade019
      @iceblade019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially the turbo s

    • @nullcandyy
      @nullcandyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sick of seeing a boxy outta every corner. And it's ALWAYS someone between 40-50
      I love em lol

  • @nolanprather1076
    @nolanprather1076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The most overused joke: “yes officer it’s stock”😐

  • @CardboardKarton
    @CardboardKarton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "Companies have simps aswell"
    Are you talking about Tesla?

    • @Burt1038
      @Burt1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "WhY wUd I BUiy a CaR WIt aN iNTeRnAl CoMbustIoN enGyN WeN eLeCTRiC MoToRS R goOdER?
      -comments section for every car ad on facebook.

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We need some idiot to duramax swap a tesla!

    • @terlaluanjay
      @terlaluanjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@snfriedm maybe a camed ls7 and then take it to a tesla meet 🤣

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂both the company , and Elon musk have Simps , it’s pretty crazy

    • @reclusingrecluse4835
      @reclusingrecluse4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Facts my guy.
      Also, I find it weird how most Tesla fans are also diehard Apple fans

  • @CVerse
    @CVerse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The one I'm tired of hearing of from people I meet:
    What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos

  • @AzaanPD
    @AzaanPD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    The BMW Supra jokes used to be funny but now they just piss me off

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I used that joke once
      I saw a bmw z4 with a MK4 supra wing

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ib Racer4
      I just don’t like the fake vents and it needs a manual imo

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah I liked it for a few weeks cause I really hated the new supra just because “hurr durr it a BMW” , then I grew up and watched reviews and news about it , and when the aftermarket support starting doing bits I realised that it’s a great car , too expensive, but a great car . Go on any JDM page on insta with a mk5 supra and you’ll be greeted by comedians who think that typing the same joke that 20 other people have already made , right below them , is funny af

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Codeobey
      And what’s wrong with the BMW parts as long as it’s easy to tune? It has been proven to be very easy to tune and that’s the point of the Supra anyways

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AzaanPD oh and it doesn't help that the same crowd would gush over the latest hypercars from Ferrari, Lambo, Bugatti, Koenigsegg, and the like whilst completely ignoring hidden gems like new TVR Griffith, 17' Alpine A110 and GR Yaris

  • @lockG1776
    @lockG1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I heard that in the next gen honda civic after v-tec kicks in the speedometer displays speed in Machs ;)

  • @kalaukko4172
    @kalaukko4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Bladed is one of the few american youtubers who uploads the perfect time for Finland. Very epik

  • @Pipodecatan
    @Pipodecatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mustang jokes are the “bUt dOEs iT TaKE gLocK MaGs?” of the car community

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you elaborate please?

  • @t.j4801
    @t.j4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Haven't watched it but I already know the mustang joke is in here
    Edit:yes it is

    • @robochoa7387
      @robochoa7387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I started using it for years because a mustang owner literally crashed into my garage and left the scene at 3am when I was sleeping 😂 Can’t even stay safe in my house

    • @maxceballos1644
      @maxceballos1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      roberto ochoa omfg loool

    • @arunaraghu4453
      @arunaraghu4453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even I knew that!😂😂

    • @t.j4801
      @t.j4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robochoa7387 lmfao hope the car(s) were ok

  • @marianvat
    @marianvat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The only thing a car guy needs to inhale is tire smoke.
    Dont forget that.

    • @FSM_Reviews
      @FSM_Reviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you're saying.....basically I was automatically transformed into a car guy at the age of 10 when I walked into a tire shop.....

  • @user-dq7xo4yr8o
    @user-dq7xo4yr8o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Nobody:
    Some jdm community post:
    A boys dream car - some 458/488
    A mans dream car - skyline r34

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      OH MY GOD, HOW COULD I FORGET THIS ONE. There are a lot of other bangers I forgot too. But this one is becoming an overused modern classic. Maybe I have to stomach another list video for a part 2 after all.

    • @PlatinumNath
      @PlatinumNath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To be fair as someone living in Asia I am bored seeing so much JDM cars around that American cars look like a dream

    • @masashiiino6914
      @masashiiino6914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some toxic jdm community = toxic weeaboo of car community

    • @torquenation8233
      @torquenation8233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or 1970 Chevelle

    • @yellowandlimegrat4724
      @yellowandlimegrat4724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Platinum Nath imo it’s just American kids that make up a huge chunk of the “🔰🔰JDM4LYF”

  • @idiotonyoutube6031
    @idiotonyoutube6031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lamborghini making a car “no one can do as good as us”
    Toyota Supra *”well yes but actually no”*

  • @EndlessMarch
    @EndlessMarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Everyone's trying to pause to read the message at the start, but no one is going to mention how Bladed has, "Sword Art Online" music open in the other tab in every screenshot!??!

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I may hate SAO, but I still love LiSA's voice.

    • @mrblimbo1359
      @mrblimbo1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bladed Angel sao oh god. I mean its aoght to watch but its so basic doe

    • @burningblackknight8237
      @burningblackknight8237 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BladedAngel same

    • @Ervin2v
      @Ervin2v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bladed is a Navy Seal...

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ervin2v Nah bro, that's just fucking copy-pasta meme.

  • @carcrazycanuk7468
    @carcrazycanuk7468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haven’t watched the video yet
    I’m gonna call it
    Is that a supra?
    Edit: I was wrong

  • @putzi6977
    @putzi6977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "All Hondas are ricers"
    People that don't live in the USA: *visible confusion*

    • @plasma_659
      @plasma_659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bro the uk's full of em

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where I live there was a car meet at a shopping mall, so I went there and I found a lot of customized Integras, not riced, customized, they were beautiful.

    • @YoungWarfare22
      @YoungWarfare22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@plasma_659 oh no

    • @verylongchannelhandle
      @verylongchannelhandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah nah, I don't see any hondas here, lol. European here

  • @Epsi1ong
    @Epsi1ong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    0:00
    "What's your mom's birthday?"
    "I don't really remember, but do you know my 2006 Corolla can go 0-60 in 31.415927 seconds?"

    • @danielr.l.mccullough600
      @danielr.l.mccullough600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Donovan Piko I don't need sleep I need answers

    • @christianherrera8359
      @christianherrera8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAAHAHAHAHAH

    • @Epsi1ong
      @Epsi1ong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Donovan Piko cuz thats the number that came up at the time

    • @ldmtag
      @ldmtag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@J.PC.Designs which is impissible for 2 reasons:
      - We don't know the exact value of pi
      - Wind, elevation, driver's weight, tire wear and many other things affect the time. It's impossible to keep the acceleration within let's say 3.136 to 3.144 which can be rounded to 3.14

    • @FSM_Reviews
      @FSM_Reviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If we're talking real numbers, an average Corolla gets from 0 to 60 in about 9 seconds at best.

  • @JobiWan144
    @JobiWan144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ironically, one could answer "Yes, this is a Batmobile" if one has a Lamborghini Murcielago. The name means "bat," and Bruce Wayne drove a convertible model in *The Dark Knight* .

  • @connorsutton
    @connorsutton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “The bat mobile is like a driving tank” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielr.l.mccullough600
      @danielr.l.mccullough600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am yet to see flying and sailing tanks.
      No the sturmovik doesn't count
      (Edit) Inb4 anyone comments on the winged T-60, it was a glider so it doesn't fly, it falls with style

    • @kylelinder2392
      @kylelinder2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The bat mobile in the dark knight and stuff is a tank

  • @drbens549
    @drbens549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I love how you did all that in the beginning just to say
    DON'T
    STALK
    ME
    But still love ya Braded Angeru (no homo)

    • @nathanoldham9431
      @nathanoldham9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ayo we are two out of three people to pause it in time

    • @drbens549
      @drbens549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nathanoldham9431 eyy

    • @r1l426
      @r1l426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG we're 4 now

    • @murtadhaalmurtadha2221
      @murtadhaalmurtadha2221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too but i skipped frame by frame to get it.-.

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m the 3rd

  • @echo9911
    @echo9911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "is that the batmobile?" joke is one I hate partly due to the fact I hate batman

  • @denisminigarage2030
    @denisminigarage2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    that one car joke that Bladed's subscribers overly use:
    bUt bLaDeD, wHeRe'S tHe MiATa?

  • @hello_there1752
    @hello_there1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Supra: the tuning companies will fix it.
    Me:battlefront 2 flashbacks

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      patyyu 9773 tbh though Toyota had good intentions with the supra , making dummy vents and making it very accessible to tuners , they wanted to give a complete blank canvas , but it is too expensive to be a blank canvas , good thing it’s depreciating.

    • @xalataf3365
      @xalataf3365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have people complaining how new cars are "not tunable" and when a blank tuning canvas comes out everyone bashes it

    • @hello_there1752
      @hello_there1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xalataf3365 I do like the idea of Toyota creating a tuner friendly idea but it should be reasonably priced .I think Toyota is pushing it .it's like ea and Toyota have something in common?

    • @hello_there1752
      @hello_there1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@codeobey6821 it's like 30k for the 2020 models lol

    • @M67v
      @M67v 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      patyyu 9773
      I mean, the price is a little high compared to a Mustang GT for example, but I don’t find it unreasonable compared to its competition. Either way, people seem to be buying it.

  • @iraqifoodcart8447
    @iraqifoodcart8447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Paused at beginning.
    If I don't see "how many kids did you abduct today?" when talking about vans, I'll be disappointed lol

  • @kdiffin
    @kdiffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    LOL the message in 00:00

    • @thecarguy1233
      @thecarguy1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm trying to pause on it
      Edit: just managed to pause on the message some navy seal shie

    • @nobodycares1238
      @nobodycares1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said 3 people will see it but there's 4 people here saying they saw it 🤔

    • @munirohm2420
      @munirohm2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If anyone tries to find me and stalk this address, I'll have killed ...... Top of my class in navy seals and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in al-quaeda, and I have over ten bajillion confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm top nipper is the entire US armed force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f out with precision the likes of which has never seen before on this earth, mark my effing words. You can think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the Internet? Think again, effer. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your ip is being traced rn so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm thst wipes out the pathetic little thing you call life. You're effing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you in over 700 ways and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat but I have access to the entire US arsenal of the United States and the marines and I will use it to its extent and bla bla bla read it yourself

    • @darkox4172
      @darkox4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@munirohm2420 FRICK YOU TOOK WHAT I WAS GONNA DO

    • @kvkflvp
      @kvkflvp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just found it

  • @captaincopconner2663
    @captaincopconner2663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Any slim, sexy, red car ever.......Is ThAt A fErRaRi!!!!!!!! LeT Me GeT a PiC bRo!!!
    This happened to my 300zx..... I hate to be butthurt but I am tired of saying “no it’s a Nissan”

    • @joshhall2323
      @joshhall2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a fellow z32 owner id like to add...
      Please stop with the 300zx and Diablo headlight joke, every time I go to a car show I get atleast 5 people saying "diD yOu kNow tHe dIaBlO tOoK the heAd liGHts?"

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshhall2323 diD yOu KnOw tHe DiAbLo ToOk tHe rEaR LiGhTs FrOm a bUs?

    • @jdmking4776
      @jdmking4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      People say the same thing for my MR2 for some reason...

  • @jadenriley5621
    @jadenriley5621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Congrats, you made me spend 45 seconds of my life to change playback speed, pause, and read the two paragraphs at the beginning on the video

  • @ziqrsx
    @ziqrsx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    When the V-TEC kicks in. The car goes into lightspeed.

    • @ryosuketakahashi1749
      @ryosuketakahashi1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Infinity and beyond

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      99_Fiαt_Multiplα Han Solo wants to know your location

    • @brunodelecrode4190
      @brunodelecrode4190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nasa should put a vtec in their shuttles. We could be in another galaxy in seconds.

    • @hectorvega621
      @hectorvega621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deja vu I've been to space before.

    • @ScianGT2
      @ScianGT2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello the guy that call my ae86 targa drawing cool

  • @Seargentmyself
    @Seargentmyself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm pretty sure my e92 has the same turn signals an e60 and I love them. I used a programer thing to change the momentary setting from 3 ticks to 5 because I felt like that worked better but the signals themselves seem to work great.

  • @AlexSpalex1
    @AlexSpalex1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I think the "is that a Batmobile?" Joke originated from that time, a guy got pulled over in a Labo, while dressed as Batman.

    • @mazdamiataUSDMspec
      @mazdamiataUSDMspec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What? A guy was pulled over in a Nintendo Labo?

    • @AlexSpalex1
      @AlexSpalex1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mazdamiataUSDMspec I meant Lambo.

    • @mazdamiataUSDMspec
      @mazdamiataUSDMspec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlexSpalex1 i know. Ty Polak? Are you Polish?

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thinks it's because of the sharp and angular design of the batmobile compared to certain supercars

    • @TheDenigreur
      @TheDenigreur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's more ot the flashy design, juvenile joy of a two door sports cars that usually triggers non-car people to do that joke. I even had the guy at the UHaul say that joke to me and my BRZ when I picked up a truck.

  • @socwyvern9745
    @socwyvern9745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No 6, I live in Denver, I can vouch for how honest this is.
    The Subaru vape naysh sums up my highschool

  • @hihihi462
    @hihihi462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    People will call murdered our black cars “a bat mobile” for no reason

  • @JinteiModding
    @JinteiModding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Non car guy friend (NCGF):
    "Hey dude I wanna see what cars you got in that Gran tourism game"
    Me:
    "Oh ok"
    **i show him my car list**
    NCGF:
    "You got a Bugatti?"
    Me:
    "Nah dude, that car corner like shit compared to the Aventador or the R34"
    NCGF:
    "Yoo, you got a Ferrari?! Awesome"
    Me, looking at my 90's NSX Type R:
    **anger**

    • @reddeadfan2040
      @reddeadfan2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughs in honda nsx Epson gr2

  • @anotherstorm2061
    @anotherstorm2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The whole Porsche thing is true though. Some guy on my street got divorced, sued his hair jet black and bought a 911.

  • @zera0611
    @zera0611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Overused huh.
    I mean who’s the Miata

  • @devinnation5767
    @devinnation5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I first heard a vq in Forza horizon 4, i thought hey this sounds like a brass instrument. And i actually loved that sound. Love your vids btw

  • @slypask9185
    @slypask9185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Red = fast because, in *human* psychology..."
    **Orkz want ta know yer location**

  • @mtheg7220
    @mtheg7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I expected a worse video, pleasetly surprised. Im not a car guy but I used to play forza h3 alot and you reminded me of that aweasome time, new sub gained.

  • @GT-rc8tk
    @GT-rc8tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    But Bladed?
    How's the miata?

    • @denkifriedkalamari1730
      @denkifriedkalamari1730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone asks where is the Miata
      BUT NOONE ASKS HOW'S THE MIATA

    • @terminhaider9695
      @terminhaider9695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@J.PC.Designs the word "where" means in or to what place or position
      the word "how" means to ask about the condition or quality of something

    • @ldmtag
      @ldmtag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's the Miata? Is that a new meme or what? I've seen it multiple times

  • @gus-theirrational246
    @gus-theirrational246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you still interested, this video just popped out in my recommendations, and as a car guy, i am very pleased finding your channel. Totally into it. Thank's for your existence pal.

  • @rafayjamil2249
    @rafayjamil2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn man, never thought you were 44. You sound so Young! I would have guessed around 25

    • @shawn1020
      @shawn1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what

    • @dbabu51
      @dbabu51 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shawn1020 ever since he got his corvette, he’s been 44

  • @rayo8190
    @rayo8190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i haven't watched the video yet but there better be the "SuPrA = BmW 🤓" joke *
    i was not disappointed.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (9:50) Ah, the ol' "TH-cam algorithm". It's not like people like lists videos and watch them, therefore TH-cam provides the content to them. - You're blaming the messenger for doing their job, when they are not the fault of doing what they are told to do.

  • @giuseppediserio8145
    @giuseppediserio8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:37 My mom whenever she sees a sporty looking red car

  • @lukoka6371
    @lukoka6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wait hold up you're telling me that turn signals on american cars do not reset automatically after use ??!! wtf ?

  • @KEViN-qz4xe
    @KEViN-qz4xe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That hidden message in the start tho, it was difficult to pause and read it lmaoo

    • @omarhernandez6501
      @omarhernandez6501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts, it only lasted 2 frames, if you're on a computer, you can pause and move forward or back on frames with periods and commas.

    • @gabriell04032
      @gabriell04032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omarhernandez6501 wtf i didnt know that lmao

  • @TheKrzysiek
    @TheKrzysiek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11. Anything Initial D related
    I was ok with it at first when it wasn't super overused, but now even slight mention of it is always kAnSeI dOrIfTo, aE86 bEsT cAr, dEjA vU and so on.
    It's very annoying especially since I used to quite like Initial D and actually still like the games and eurobeat, but whenever I mention it to anyone they always answer with "Oh yea I also love (insert 3 songs from memes)".

    • @cyberzombie038
      @cyberzombie038 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, I used to love listening to Running in the 90's and Deja vu while doing mountain runs but the memes just killed it for me.

  • @canaykclr1137
    @canaykclr1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kids always say this when they see a Lambo Sesto Elemento: "Oh looK ıTs THe zEntOrnO

    • @subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425
      @subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that an adder? *looks at an bugatti veyron ss*
      Or they're talking about a real sahara adder being in their place

    • @ryosuketakahashi1749
      @ryosuketakahashi1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sestos are pretty rare for them kids to comment on it

    • @ocallaghan3865
      @ocallaghan3865 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And people who call not just terradyne but all L.A.P.Vs the insurgent

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (1:10) But I love your non-car guy videos, becuase as a non-car guy myself, it shows things that I didn't know. You go though a list of things that might be obvious to car guys, but isn't obvious to me.

  • @mic1472
    @mic1472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    shoutout to the other 2 people that read the message at the start

  • @simonbrogtrop7565
    @simonbrogtrop7565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bladed, I won’t stalk you, but only because you’ll send navy seals to my house.

  • @dawsonwebster8367
    @dawsonwebster8367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When everyone trying to pause the video to read the message but not many people realize the playback speed button 😂

  • @luccasantos7754
    @luccasantos7754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When bladed turned into a seal trying to kill your family

  • @nusauskas123
    @nusauskas123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The navy seals joke in the begining is amazing

  • @mihirprasad4070
    @mihirprasad4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Car 👏 Meme 👏 Review👏

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MEME👏
      REVIEW👏

  • @stretch7698
    @stretch7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aye, at the end of your video when you're just driving around, you should add audio of the exhaust while you rip thru the country hills. Release your music!!

  • @punchy77855
    @punchy77855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don’t worry, I won’t stalk you, or find out your address
    “Shoutout to those 3 people”

  • @jackvexplaid
    @jackvexplaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The "is that a supra!?" Meme kind of annoys the hell out of me.

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The 2JZ engine is only powerful when modded, bone stock, combined with the Supra's somewhat high weight, is really average

  • @AlexK-no2gs
    @AlexK-no2gs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    once you get used to the bmw turn signals, theyre actually more intuitive and imo better than normal ones

  • @Josh_H148
    @Josh_H148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10/10 content Bladed. Love your work

  • @CryzeFN
    @CryzeFN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gonna go to the gym cuz weight reduction BROOO

  • @CopycatkboxYoutube
    @CopycatkboxYoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lemme guess I just started watching and i bet theirs a REAL HIT WITH THE CROWD joke in this video i guarantee

  • @Beem3r
    @Beem3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well Singapore's even worse a new prius would cost 400k like fr. A used lambo can even cost 1 mil like no joke. A mint low milage V10 gallardo superlegera would cost at least 600k used. (Now I feel like living in America or other countries)
    But at least a used R34 Gtr would cost about 50k used (not imported BTW I think).

  • @nikosoukkala2648
    @nikosoukkala2648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:31 Bro you do know comics also exist and Batmobiles have pretty much always been armored sports/muscle/super cars throughout history and to this day. After the popularity of Tumbler they started to add more armored/tank-like batmobiles but still the armored sports/muscle/super car batmobile is the norm (dc.fandom.com/wiki/Batmobile)
    GREAT examples of what batmobiles are ACTUALLY LIKE (in comics) outside comics are the animated movies/ TV series and The telltale batman games. And I know you ain't comic book nerd like me so I wouldn't expect you to know everything about BM but I'd still expect you to make a simple google search of what they actually look like before making a video like this

  • @Idkbru78
    @Idkbru78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh i have overused car jokes, pretty much *_EVERY SINGLE CAR MEME ON INSTAGRAM_*
    like my god the car memes on insta are so sad its honestly hilarious, whats also funny is that if you look at the comments on these posts all these 12 year olds are laughing when they post the exact same meme.

  • @ViceMightBeTaken
    @ViceMightBeTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, this is just an edited Navy Seal Copypasta joke. I have to clarify this for all the out of touch car guys who doesn't possess any internet knowledge other than memorizing 0-60 times of cars theyll never own most car guys are pretty uncultured tbh thats probably why my god tier content you consider how much of their life is dictated by numbers like horsepower car prices and aforementioned 060 times shoutout to the 3 people woh probably managed to pause the video in time to read this. but seriously dont stalk me.
    HMM

  • @fortepiano4491
    @fortepiano4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, but it's indisputable that flame decals add +5 hp to any cars overall stats. +10 if you have a checkered flag as well.

  • @basicallystupid9008
    @basicallystupid9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate when non car guy say "why you always spend alot of time and money in yout crappy car. U could just go and buy a new car"
    Gets me in the guts everytime!!

  • @jamesrush7292
    @jamesrush7292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They call a car a bat mobile not because the car looks like a bat mobile but because the design of the car that they are commenting on is so outlandish in design and crazy that it looks as if something batman would drive and that’s why it is commonly used to describe a Lamborghini not because they look the same

  • @stiang872
    @stiang872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:28 Every time i see a MX-5 Miata here in Norway NA-ND it is always a 40+ year old man or woman. But 2 days ago I saw a NB and the owner was in the 20.

  • @youtubeuser1334
    @youtubeuser1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Girl are you a NISSAN 240SX cuz I’ll fix all your problems 😉
    🤣 your welcome 🤣

  • @amicusprimus7120
    @amicusprimus7120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could you do a video suggestion? "11 overused TH-cam creator jokes." J/k! Good videos, man.

  • @GreatRoostar
    @GreatRoostar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bladed angel worked hard on this video in order to educate and entertain his viewers.
    Me: Spends 2hours trying to read the message at the beginning of the video XD

  • @JamesDavis-hs3de
    @JamesDavis-hs3de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well in all fairness, all of Batman’s daily drivers are Lamborghini (except his rolls Royce)