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"Also, the two of them managed to lose three F-22 during one single mission. This singularly distinctive accomplishment reflects great credit upon themselves and the United States Air Force."
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Absolutely LOVE the "2 Morons" videos because of how RANDOM things get, and the fact that both of you just laugh at the result of the randomness while at the same time blaming each other for it too.
They can do some really good work together, and usually the video carries the same energy throughout (either serious business-mode deadliness or Two Morons buffoonery), but this one kind of goes back and forth. It starts with the results of a Two Morons sortie, transitions into business mode, and then goes back to a bit of Two Morons as they (uncharacteristically for business mode) get their asses handed to them.
@@DIREWOLFx75 - pretty sure the missile was just flying a non-maneuvering path and the building happened to be in the way. Don't think DCS models anything like that
Me seeing the notification be like: It's probably the Raptor killing both Felons, with one(maybe two) Raptor dead. Me after: Totally forgot about the R-77M
Just a word. If you set up an ambush once it’s sprung and it doesn’t work go to a plan B. The hill became their asset at that point. They just waited for you to come out the other side and they had the drop on you.
The guy in the red building enjoying his morning coffee while watching a 2v2 dogfight when suddenly a wild R-77 decides he looks a lot like an F-22: O_o
That one missile was literally seeing red lol. Interesting how the S-300 (SA-10) managed to track and fire at you from about 50 kilometers (~30 miles) away, that is impressive!
That was hilarious from front to back. You should try that landing on a road and popping up to shoot, and landing again ambush tactic. It seemed to work pretty well as I recall.
Another great collaboration between you two. Sound like a good idea though. Set up an ambush and drag the enemy into it but they seemed content for a good time to hover around their S-300/400 site. I hope you all try again. Maybe sent one F-22 wide around for a sneak backdoor attack. But that R77M is pretty tough once you get within a certain distance, even down low due to that second booster motor.
Duuuuuuude!!!I've been really wondering lately when or IF we were ever gonna see any more videos with longshot,I enjoy most of the guys that help with the videos and fly bandit but you're at you're best with longshot flying bandit and the 2 morons series...loads of laughs and fun man
Just remember, when you are knee-deep in alligators, it's hard to remember your initial objective was to drain the swamp! They call them felons for a reason.
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I have a question. If you were given the opportunity to fly a real jet, do you think you would be able to take off and fly it?
The U.S. government regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they thought they had a plan, and they’re morons. Sorry for your loss.
I have the concept of a plan!
@@redcamaro9401 Where's that from again? 😂
"Also, the two of them managed to lose three F-22 during one single mission.
This singularly distinctive accomplishment reflects great credit upon themselves and the United States Air Force."
I almost spit my coffee! 😆
Put on a hell of an airshow before he bought it
GS and Longshot on their respective channels: Terrifyingly skilled and informed players that can give even trained fighter pilots a run for their money.
GS and Longshot on the same channel: Chair and vice-chair of the Glue-Drinking Association.
lmao
Absolutely LOVE the "2 Morons" videos because of how RANDOM things get, and the fact that both of you just laugh at the result of the randomness while at the same time blaming each other for it too.
Louie CK said the best thing about Laurel and Hardy is that they both think they would be better off without the other one.
As individuals they kick ass, but you put them together, they get their ass kicked 😂
Some combinations are less than the sum of their parts.
They activate each others inner loltards and it's absolutly beautiful.
They can do some really good work together, and usually the video carries the same energy throughout (either serious business-mode deadliness or Two Morons buffoonery), but this one kind of goes back and forth. It starts with the results of a Two Morons sortie, transitions into business mode, and then goes back to a bit of Two Morons as they (uncharacteristically for business mode) get their asses handed to them.
It's like one is fire and the other is water 😂
@@karabenomar let bro cook🗣
“You have any idea how much these cost?” 🤣
🤣
10 dollars?
No
Nobody does
But whomever approved the cost at the Pentagon has a job for life after retirement
since the F22 isnt in production anymore its priceless.
We want more of these bloopers!! That was great! Maybe a couple two/tree at the end of the vid?
Lmao, the car alarms after the R-77 hits the building.
That building at 11:30 was obviously not the stealth variant
That'll teach this guy on the 12th floor to have a SAM battery "for home defense purposes".
@@DIREWOLFx75 - pretty sure the missile was just flying a non-maneuvering path and the building happened to be in the way. Don't think DCS models anything like that
The building made a critical mistake by not jinking
It reverted to default russian mode
just a dude with a laser pointer. ;)
1:06 "I have an idea"
This is where the trouble began
At that point I was worried
And it was at this point, that we knew they were fucked. 😂
😂
"I'll let them shoot at me and then lead them to you to let them shoot at you" - excellent plan, my dude, what could go wrong XD
Lold, this is a great comment.
@@GrowlingSidewinder Thanks ^^
"Everybody has a plan until he gets hit by an R-77" - Mike Tyson
😂😂😂
Was fun brother, we will get'em next time
@0:39 best introduction ever! I think my neighbors heard me laughing!
I'm sure if you both work on tactics for formation battle you'll turn this around, you both are lethal in one on one.
Nothing scarier than a Lieutenant with a plan.
Oh my god LS, When GS says "I have a plan" You need to hit your ejection seat, that would be less panful.
Fly 90° away at full throttle
I mean, he tried to take them both out at the very beginning...
He had a concept of a plan
True getting hit by a pan does hurt more than ejecting from your jet.
@@JBjAA ROTFLMAO So true
"Do you have any idea how much these cost ?"
This intro was a killer !... 🤣
Me seeing the notification be like: It's probably the Raptor killing both Felons, with one(maybe two) Raptor dead.
Me after: Totally forgot about the R-77M
But no problem since in the real world the R-77M isn't out in the field yet.
@@dfwald4657 The even bigger fiction here is the idea of operational Su-57s.
@@AmbaryernoWe just saw one operating in the Donbas a few days ago, not so sure about what you’re saying mate.
@@Ambaryerno I don't know if we can say this joke still but it was fun while it lasted lol
Me after: "Forgot it's these two and their 'plans.'"
Just a word. If you set up an ambush once it’s sprung and it doesn’t work go to a plan B. The hill became their asset at that point. They just waited for you to come out the other side and they had the drop on you.
That building hit was a perfect opportunity for that Aunt Mae bedroom explosion clip from the OG spiderman movie
LOOOOOL
lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from R-77Ms
@@nootnewt a missile. er, amen
I’m glad they didn’t, I would’ve spit up my lunch laughing
The “2 Moron “ series are the best! More of these please! My kids and myself enjoy watching and laughing at these 😂
It was a noble effort. "Yeah, they kicked our ass" No excuses. Respect.
GS & LS: “We have *concepts of a plan* underway. We will die on this hill here!”
Felon pilots: **LAUNCH AUTHORIZED**
Love it when you guys fly together. Lots of laughs.
"it seems you're struggling with the concept of 'hiding' so I'm trying to help!"
That intro was hilarious. The 22 doesn't even look like it's almost 30 years old. The 35 is almost 20 years old.
The F-22 *still* looks like science fiction.
Early 2000's Metal Gear Ray vibes
Isnt the f35 from 2015 or smth like that?
@@abas656thegodemperor9 no, lol, it was first manufactured in 2006.
@@willfultrain6779 alr thx mb
The missile at 11:13 said "I got you now...Squirrel!!!"
Damn dual booster R-77Ms take no prisoners
The guy in the red building enjoying his morning coffee while watching a 2v2 dogfight when suddenly a wild R-77 decides he looks a lot like an F-22: O_o
he lokecd into his coffe, was too hot
"Everyone's got a plan until they get hit." -Joe 'The Brown Bomber' Louis
I'm sure the comments will all be fruitful and free of bias
I really felt that frustrated R 77 when it decided to hit the safe target after missing the objective ;-)
Don't forget folks, these two are both very competent and capable DCS pilots.
They just don't act like it when they play together...
Or when one of them says "I have an idea" that's when shit hits the fan laughing.
You had concepts of a plan
Not very often when the dynamic duo gets smoked. Good to have the Morons back in action, though.
Wtf?! Was Franklin flying today? Grandpa Buff would be so disappointed.
He told The Kid that he wanted to be a pilot. . .
Franklins' not very good tho
How are y’all so good alone, and so unbelievably speshul together? To be clear, I mean short bus special, not shooting star special.
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. - Mike Tyson.
Thank u for doing these videos!
I don't care what is being flown or what the mission is - if the '2 morons' are there... I'M WATCHIN!!!
First the title sounded "toxic" and out of ordinary, then I got the point...
it was a fantastic plan until it wasn't
Lol at the contact with plane wings lol
Not a second seen and I already know it is joing to be fun... More of those! Thank you for everything!
12:12 I heard a "splat" 🤣
This is my favorite series of videos on your channel.
At least they died laughing
Just imagine you're listening to jet fighters fly overhead you figure it's nothing a f****** missile flies right into your living room or bedroom
That happens in my country Lebanon 🇱🇧 especially these last days
Pretty standard when it's Russians firing the missiles.
That one missile was literally seeing red lol. Interesting how the S-300 (SA-10) managed to track and fire at you from about 50 kilometers (~30 miles) away, that is impressive!
DCS does not model RCS correctly, so it is actually impossible to model the F-22 correctly.
@@Janno32_ its because f-22 rcs is unknown
@@peposad2588 I can guarantee you that we can estimate something more accurately than a sphere.
Not really. That's plenty close for almost any modern radar to track an F22, especially dedicated systems like the S-300 or 400.
That was hilarious from front to back.
You should try that landing on a road and popping up to shoot, and landing again ambush tactic. It seemed to work pretty well as I recall.
The R77M is such a Monster
That missile that hit the red building. . . probably locked onto someone's gameboy color 😂
"Would you intercept me?" *violent breath in* "I'd intercept me"
Another great collaboration between you two. Sound like a good idea though. Set up an ambush and drag the enemy into it but they seemed content for a good time to hover around their S-300/400 site. I hope you all try again. Maybe sent one F-22 wide around for a sneak backdoor attack. But that R77M is pretty tough once you get within a certain distance, even down low due to that second booster motor.
11:40 I suspect that that missile’s manufacturing date was September 11th. 🤔
The two morons strike again! Not even the Raptor is safe from their shenanigans and dumb ideas!
That is literally me playing War Thunder in that red building at 11:39.
F/A-18E/F vs F-35C (Fox-2 fight) would be epic to see! Navy vs Navy : Old vs New
Day 131
Is there an F-8 available on this thing?
@@ronaldkonkoma4356 I don’t think so.
@@Mav09 that's a shame given its reputation.
Any lower, and I'll be, like, an Uber car!, 😂😂😂
The visuals on your friend coming over that hill and releasing that fox3 was 🔥🔥🔥
Love seeing you guys fly missions together!
Duuuuuuude!!!I've been really wondering lately when or IF we were ever gonna see any more videos with longshot,I enjoy most of the guys that help with the videos and fly bandit but you're at you're best with longshot flying bandit and the 2 morons series...loads of laughs and fun man
0:38 The starter of all chaos, a "u good dood?"
We want a dogfight between these two
“Everyone has a plan: until they get punched in the face” - Mike Tyson
Love it when these two come together.
The s-300 is so cool like the way it fires
I got this idea, you hang back so you don't crash into me again. LOL
11:33 that is peak russian engineering! if the main target is lost, resort to the secondary target: a random hospital
Sounds awfully israeli aswell
at least we keep it as secondary, unlike israel lol😂
I think you're talking about the wrong guys, it isn't Russia.
@@TechLoverforever313 No? Who else?
Nah, main targets are hospitals. Military targets only hit by accident.
I can hear James Tolkan responding "Oh, CHRIST..." When someone says Longshot and Sidewinder are on CAP
Great start to this one. Thanks for the chuckles.
Was that su57 drifting in the sky?😂
I’m so happy to see the return of the Two Morons series! 🎉
That banter !! :) And the spicy commentary when your last missile decides to "ruin someone else's day" was bloody brilliant.
I love it when you and Longshot work together! Keep them coming!
They kicked our ass.
Accurate.
Great seeing you and Long Shot teaming up! Love to see more
My Man, Another Great Vid and TY, Love youre stuff and like I particularly like the Tag Team and banter in this one! Thank you!
It's okay, we're still flying most of an F-22!! 😂😂😂
you had concepts of a plan....
A vague idea of a concept of a sketch of a mock-up of a plan.
thank you for doing more videos with long shot you guys are so much fun to watch together
The car alarm was a very nice touch. 😆
That was really fun. Just to let you know, we really appreciate that you post your losses as well as wins.
"That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch."
First attempt at the mid air formation of the mystical FF-2222
These Longshot collabs are truly awesome! More please. Really fun and funny!
I just had a WONDERFUL idea! How about you do one with the ME 262 in the Korean War fighting everyone?!
😂😂 always good content with Longshot👍
Love watching you two Guys, keep more of them coming.
11:06 that missile decided to do it's own mission.
ROUND ONE - Igor is definitey getting a Medal for shooting down a F22 with SPELLS from his grandma's BLACK MAGIC Journal 😄
Babushka would be proud
Yyyyeeeesssss!!!!! I love all your videos but you two together just hits different. Thanks GS!
“yea they kicked our ass”🤣😂😂 We are gonna need a redo for this video😂
The F-22 vs. Su-57 videos are insane!
the end is diffrent in each video so you dont know what to expect
Just remember, when you are knee-deep in alligators, it's hard to remember your initial objective was to drain the swamp! They call them felons for a reason.
Hahaha I missed these type videos with both of you, more of them please 😂
Always fun to watch you and Longshot do your thing
not even a minute and they crash into each other 🤣
welcome back Long Shot
I love this content. Love when you fly as a team. Shenanigans abound.
From the minds of Broken Lizard
Love the "Sqish" noise when you guys hit the ground! Keep it up!
Thanks morons for keeping our skies (un)safe.
12:11 Splat never gets old. 😂
Great flying by both teams.