Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC Funny Multiplayer Dialogues

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  • @TheLastBabyMan
    @TheLastBabyMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "We prefer elegant weapons.. for a more civilised age."
    That Salarian must be a jedi.

    • @chaseszombies6056
      @chaseszombies6056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Salarian Sith Lord is would be stupidly funny.

  • @LordProteus
    @LordProteus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That Vorcha is wise as fuck.

    • @cmdrblade2485
      @cmdrblade2485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord Proteus Yoda in Mass Effect.

  • @BillyDrakePianoMan
    @BillyDrakePianoMan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The fan service never stops with the Citadel DLC.

  • @RopeDrink
    @RopeDrink 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    ..."And then the Drell wades in and just starts kicking the air for no reason"... Yep, sounds like 90% of laggy PuG's.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 11 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    2:46 got his ass saved by 'a great biotic wind!'

    • @pavancalera1328
      @pavancalera1328 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah i renember that, laughed my ass off there

    • @DorianMichaelsIII
      @DorianMichaelsIII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Pavan CaLeRa What the human soldier left out of that story, because he likely didn't hear? The volus actually said something:
      "I AM A BIOTIC GOD...and now I am *well rested*!"
      [cue biotic explosion]
      Volus: Fear me!

    • @eagleone0one
      @eagleone0one 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +20% xp!

  • @davidleung5297
    @davidleung5297 10 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Now it's like whenever I get crap items from the premium spectre, arsenal, or reserve packs I'll always hear that so called "procurement specialist's" voice in my head.

    • @eagleone0one
      @eagleone0one 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never should've read this comment! xD

    • @juliusmoe-nstar8942
      @juliusmoe-nstar8942 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thing i never bought loot boxes... and content with my gear.. i mean sure a good drop with a new weapon is welcome but these "procurement officers"??? Oh god they could have sent those shot guns there. And kept the bio amp

  • @s-094cam5
    @s-094cam5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    6:51 In related news, the Salarian Union officially announced they will be equipping their biotic soldiers with a new energy laser sword. Said swords are rumored to be glowing blue or green.

    • @supervegito2277
      @supervegito2277 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NEW REPORT: Reapers appears to have taken a liking to the technology, and boosts them with a weaker and modified variant of their main gun.
      Cuts through anything, and the red color demoralizes targets.

  • @shamelessmoose
    @shamelessmoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I DON'T USE SHOTGUNS! XD

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone at bioware paid a visit to a real logistics corps to see how they do things

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be honest in ME3 any class can use any weapon, it's not like she's in ME1

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be honest in ME3 any class can use any weapon, it's not like she's in ME1

    • @dragonfable66
      @dragonfable66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@steelbear2063 the Fury is a Biotic class tho. And shotguns dont do her CD any favors

    • @Jose_Doe
      @Jose_Doe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragonfable66 it's actually really nice to use her with a shotgun thanks to throw being already a fast recharge though

  • @Edski10
    @Edski10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Tech armor - rhe answer to every question in the universe

  • @loganthekrogan2182
    @loganthekrogan2182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That Vorcha is gonna get laid.

    • @RetroFan2.0
      @RetroFan2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only when she gets to widow 10

  • @MrAsaqe
    @MrAsaqe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:45 He almost said "ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!"

  • @sillentskills
    @sillentskills 12 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I remember when we thought the Reapers had the toughest ground troops. Good times."
    Damned if that ain't the truth. This video had me flashbacking to the entire forum timeline and my time in the MP. Fucking love Bioware for putting stuff like this into the game.

  • @GoBoomYay
    @GoBoomYay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That turian sentinel is definitely voiced by Steve Blum.

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All hail Blum. All hail Blum.

    • @LordProteus
      @LordProteus 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve Blum voices almost everyone these days.

  • @Shihoin1Yoruichi
    @Shihoin1Yoruichi 12 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I can relate to the Fury -she's my favorite character- I'm always getting equipment I don't need plus it's always giving me a f***ing crusader instead of eagle or Power Amplifier's IV. So yeah, my reaction to whenever I open PSP or SP. Sometimes JEPs'.

  • @theoriginalgompers
    @theoriginalgompers 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    These conversations and most the convos with your team members/former team members through out this dlc are going to be classics. This dlc is probably the best of ME3 for single player. It really needed it so badly too.

  • @qufeng49
    @qufeng49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    get close enough, and boom! Detonate tech armor!

  • @AndrevusWhitetail
    @AndrevusWhitetail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Biotic vs Shotgun shit is DEFINITELY a jab at EA

  • @SPOOKY_SCIENCE
    @SPOOKY_SCIENCE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I play as a Pheonix Vanguard so the conversation was pure beauty.

  • @Night_City_Vibes
    @Night_City_Vibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tech armor- just detonated tech armor

  • @Robbybob1
    @Robbybob1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:21 spirits...those marauders can roll...i wish i could roll like that.

  • @blunelson8226
    @blunelson8226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I tried out the tech armour thing, it works like a charm.

  • @TheFlamingPiano
    @TheFlamingPiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only discovered this after many playthroughs of this game... just when I though I've seen everything. LMAO at being saved by the volus

    • @drdino2002
      @drdino2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My only thought when I heard that was "I am a biotic GOD"

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That infiltrator was thirsty for some vorcha

  • @marylcianx4836
    @marylcianx4836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That's the loot packs in a nutshell

  • @bthy384
    @bthy384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Procurement specialist is code for 'the dipshit I don't want in my outfit'

  • @Silentguy_
    @Silentguy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You think anybody’s told them doing that leaves them sterile” RIP all of my Characters

  • @Pokerface-tr1ds
    @Pokerface-tr1ds 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I still have my Vorcha Sentinel.... if this charakter's skills are correctly executed.. they you are simply unstoppable. I had a lot of kills as a Vorcha Sentinel. Also as a Quarian Engineer :)

  • @sussolus
    @sussolus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That is an accurate representation of the best way to play sentinel, which is why it's my all time favorite class. OH! And nobody likes douchy vanguards chargin and shiznit. You think to yourself, "OH. you can move fast and aggressive. you MUST be a badass."

  • @KingRaptor104
    @KingRaptor104 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how the Vorcha is the smartest multiplayer character.

  • @colebeaman3734
    @colebeaman3734 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tech armor, tech armor, and more tech armor XD

  • @ODST_Parker
    @ODST_Parker 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely loved these conversations, and there's another one about the Demolisher.

  • @TombEagle7
    @TombEagle7 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for getting these dude this is so funny!

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idk why but I really like the conversation between the human and the vorcha

  • @MrGraftonator
    @MrGraftonator 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funnily enough my first maxed out rare weapon was the Graal X

  • @ShadyInversion
    @ShadyInversion 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is gloriously self aware. From now on in ME4 I want a massive hub/lobby full of random multiplayer characters as NPCs with thousands of these conversations. To make it better, name the NPCs after friends and recent players.

  • @ryanbehnke8107
    @ryanbehnke8107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Goddamnit the first one is so true

  • @nicholaslai594
    @nicholaslai594 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I knew there had to be a reason why those Asari do not teleport through the walls.

  • @Circadian_Wolf
    @Circadian_Wolf 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I get the feeling that first scene was taking the piss out of equipment packs.

  • @chunchoe
    @chunchoe 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    haha thanks for that! this is pretty awesome how put this in shows that they can have a bit of fun

  • @JohnZaun
    @JohnZaun 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL about the procurement guy. lol. That is so perfect!

  • @Jonatron101
    @Jonatron101 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thought I'd saw all of Citadel DLC. So funny and so true. Glad bioware found their sense of humor after five thousand repetitions of the same three jokes in the base game.

    • @vulthurmir2478
      @vulthurmir2478 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A shame they finished at humour.

  • @AndreasNicklasson
    @AndreasNicklasson 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They're talking about Firebase White. The Infiltrator is pretty much explaining how the whole farming tactic worked while expressing despair over how most people play the map.

  • @RoboMasterxxx
    @RoboMasterxxx 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is awesome! thank you for uploading!

  • @Jonatron101
    @Jonatron101 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I suspect that's Steve Blum, he done a lot of voices, Grunt included.

  • @RimeyCH
    @RimeyCH 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just play as a quarian infiltrator, use the m13, and spam cloak. So long as theres one other person in the game, I almost never die.

  • @rennoc7177
    @rennoc7177 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm going to remember these the next time I play a multiplayer match.

  • @tiger7892
    @tiger7892 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's hilarious!!! I look at the "Intel" on the loading screens and just laugh

  • @Nanez11
    @Nanez11 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "We prefer elegant weapons... For a more civilized age" believe that is starwars reference

  • @TsuriaDragon
    @TsuriaDragon 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha best one is the biotic not wanting the shotgun XD or strength pack or even the extra ammo kits lol

  • @ArchAngel2417
    @ArchAngel2417 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jumpin, you need to make a Graal Fury adept and a Tech Armor Sentinal build

  • @Ricebowlgaming420
    @Ricebowlgaming420 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ahh the first part reminds me of all the useless crap ive gotten from spectre packs

  • @jabawakee99
    @jabawakee99 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    O my god I love the part when the dudes talk about the armiger turians xD

  • @Shadowchu098
    @Shadowchu098 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those Alliance Procurement Specialists are the reasons people fail missions! If we could request our own weapons the reapers and cerberus would be done with

  • @TheCitrusGames
    @TheCitrusGames 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I'm going to make a tech armor spam Turian Sentinel

  • @ARWINGx1
    @ARWINGx1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:25 I kind of have that sort of thought.
    BUT, on games with PvP, instead of trying to get as many kills as possible, I'd wish I was good enough to have just as many kills as deaths, or slightly more kills than deaths.

  • @Jonatron101
    @Jonatron101 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I entirely missed all of this after playing ME3. Damn.

  • @JumpinProductions
    @JumpinProductions  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey guys let me know if I miss anything.

  • @ZackyV69
    @ZackyV69 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jumpin, there's already a video like this. I think you should have added some multiplayer footage showing what they were talking about. Just saying.
    I still like that you made a video compiling the dialogues.

  • @Robbybob1
    @Robbybob1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All of them are true!!

  • @PanzerSuperMan
    @PanzerSuperMan 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Problem? Tech Armor.

  • @chunchoe
    @chunchoe 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    DAMN they never told me id be sterile when i became a n7 slayer!

  • @buttertank7225
    @buttertank7225 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hm, what if you made a film like this, but with clips after certain complaints, a multiplayer clip plays :D

  • @oivasuppula4530
    @oivasuppula4530 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think the turian tech armor guy is oghren from dao

    • @varric
      @varric 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Grunt.

  • @Eddman368
    @Eddman368 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    maybe for your future videos you should make teams based on the conversations these guys were having.

  • @PiotrekK500
    @PiotrekK500 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is one more conversation between soldier and engineer about N7 Demolisher xD I guess that's all

  • @jamesmorris217
    @jamesmorris217 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    MIND BLOWN!!!!!! Also, lmao.

  • @Intervention9015
    @Intervention9015 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tech Armor XD

  • @02091992able
    @02091992able 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ME NO DIE!!!!

  • @ruick78
    @ruick78 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    everything they say in this is so true.

  • @JR1234567gamer
    @JR1234567gamer 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clock good for objectives

  • @PiotrekK500
    @PiotrekK500 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    They are wondering why anyone would need so many grenades :P and also joking that she carries all the materials for a pylon so she doesn't have enough room for a drone

  • @Knalxz
    @Knalxz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i guess this is Bioware saying what to do and what not to do in multiplayer

  • @pauloignatio
    @pauloignatio 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me no DIE!!!

  • @CRASHHEADHUNTERz
    @CRASHHEADHUNTERz 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ramp joke is firebase london

  • @Rsduderful
    @Rsduderful 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tech armor.

  • @QBOTU22
    @QBOTU22 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO @ Nerf ALL the things" XD

  • @TheMrNovideos
    @TheMrNovideos 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All I ever play with is randoms :( I've never had a bad experience though. All my deaths seemed like my fault

  • @levongevorgyan6789
    @levongevorgyan6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else miss lift? Lift was a cool biotic ability.

  • @Renji1
    @Renji1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't watch all of this as I've still to get this Citadel DLC and don't want it all spoiled - did like the one about the ex-Cerberus Vanguard. Probably because lately there seem to be a lot of players abandoning the objective zone in the middle of an upload without good reason.

  • @sharpetutor227
    @sharpetutor227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    God I miss multiplayer
    Do people still play the online game?

    • @murat8210
      @murat8210 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye. Played it a bit today cus Andromeda online dont got a proper Krogan melee build :(

    • @RevolverOcelot1
      @RevolverOcelot1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll probably play whenever I can get a new PS3.

    • @LordReuma
      @LordReuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes. In truth no matter how angry I got at the latest installment from Mass Effect Mass Effect 1 through 3 always has a special place in my heart and the tattoo on my back shows my loyalty / love for the game

    • @ZorroCeleste1
      @ZorroCeleste1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perhaps there's only like 12 guys on Xbox, but we are still playing!

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZorroCeleste1
      Trilogy remaster won't have a new multiplayer, so I expect a lot of new people playing multiplayer, of course if there will be one in the package, even with older graphics

  • @MygunsJammedify
    @MygunsJammedify 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    then don't camp, snipe, move to next position, don't sit there like an idiot for the whole match.

  • @MrBobthened
    @MrBobthened 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always assumed the collectors in multiplayer were non-canon.

  • @imahaloguy
    @imahaloguy 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't get the ramp joke on noveria, can someone explain that to me?

  • @amafim
    @amafim 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats what you get when you deploy with randoms

  • @bigEthefirst
    @bigEthefirst 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Then tech armor,blah blah tech armor, blah blah tech armor, hahahaha

  • @ohyeah1943
    @ohyeah1943 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL that's great

  • @furyberserk
    @furyberserk 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Collectors are here because that guy keeps giving everyone bad shit! No wonder everyone is still fighting the good fight, or never seen again.
    (That's a joke about the life of MP and that guy who... you know what nevermind.)

  • @bry756
    @bry756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That adept coulda just been a vanguard instead but hey.

  • @bendybendy791
    @bendybendy791 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I guess Bioware do listen to the players complaining about other players.

  • @6ixSense1
    @6ixSense1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whose idea was it to put swords in the game?

  • @typicalclapp
    @typicalclapp 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAha this shits hilarious!

  • @forresthunt9573
    @forresthunt9573 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Exactly! Let the vorcha take care of the objectives taht require you to stay still! Or an Infiltrator! Stupid soldiers, always dying trying to do those things, screws us all up...

  • @derekmok
    @derekmok 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Multiplayer, my ass.

  • @Shihoin1Yoruichi
    @Shihoin1Yoruichi 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like Vorcha is elite players, Infiltrator is decent randoms, Turian is casual players, salarion is above decent players, and ex-cerberus is noobs. The Fury is everyone complaining about what they're getting LOL!!!

  • @chunchoe
    @chunchoe 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    what do they say :D?

  • @furyberserk
    @furyberserk 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    They should just buff every gun instead!
    :D

  • @MrGottogo34
    @MrGottogo34 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    NERF ALL THE THINGS!!!
    Team play FTW

  • @YoungShady1000
    @YoungShady1000 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao

  • @bigEthefirst
    @bigEthefirst 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @roachmyth07
    @roachmyth07 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow aren't you judgemental