Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC Funny Multiplayer Dialogues
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"We prefer elegant weapons.. for a more civilised age."
That Salarian must be a jedi.
Salarian Sith Lord is would be stupidly funny.
That Vorcha is wise as fuck.
Lord Proteus Yoda in Mass Effect.
The fan service never stops with the Citadel DLC.
..."And then the Drell wades in and just starts kicking the air for no reason"... Yep, sounds like 90% of laggy PuG's.
LMBO!
2:46 got his ass saved by 'a great biotic wind!'
Yeah i renember that, laughed my ass off there
+Pavan CaLeRa What the human soldier left out of that story, because he likely didn't hear? The volus actually said something:
"I AM A BIOTIC GOD...and now I am *well rested*!"
[cue biotic explosion]
Volus: Fear me!
+20% xp!
Now it's like whenever I get crap items from the premium spectre, arsenal, or reserve packs I'll always hear that so called "procurement specialist's" voice in my head.
I never should've read this comment! xD
Good thing i never bought loot boxes... and content with my gear.. i mean sure a good drop with a new weapon is welcome but these "procurement officers"??? Oh god they could have sent those shot guns there. And kept the bio amp
6:51 In related news, the Salarian Union officially announced they will be equipping their biotic soldiers with a new energy laser sword. Said swords are rumored to be glowing blue or green.
NEW REPORT: Reapers appears to have taken a liking to the technology, and boosts them with a weaker and modified variant of their main gun.
Cuts through anything, and the red color demoralizes targets.
I DON'T USE SHOTGUNS! XD
Someone at bioware paid a visit to a real logistics corps to see how they do things
To be honest in ME3 any class can use any weapon, it's not like she's in ME1
To be honest in ME3 any class can use any weapon, it's not like she's in ME1
@@steelbear2063 the Fury is a Biotic class tho. And shotguns dont do her CD any favors
@@dragonfable66 it's actually really nice to use her with a shotgun thanks to throw being already a fast recharge though
Tech armor - rhe answer to every question in the universe
That Vorcha is gonna get laid.
Only when she gets to widow 10
9:45 He almost said "ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!"
"I remember when we thought the Reapers had the toughest ground troops. Good times."
Damned if that ain't the truth. This video had me flashbacking to the entire forum timeline and my time in the MP. Fucking love Bioware for putting stuff like this into the game.
That turian sentinel is definitely voiced by Steve Blum.
All hail Blum. All hail Blum.
Steve Blum voices almost everyone these days.
I can relate to the Fury -she's my favorite character- I'm always getting equipment I don't need plus it's always giving me a f***ing crusader instead of eagle or Power Amplifier's IV. So yeah, my reaction to whenever I open PSP or SP. Sometimes JEPs'.
These conversations and most the convos with your team members/former team members through out this dlc are going to be classics. This dlc is probably the best of ME3 for single player. It really needed it so badly too.
get close enough, and boom! Detonate tech armor!
That Biotic vs Shotgun shit is DEFINITELY a jab at EA
I play as a Pheonix Vanguard so the conversation was pure beauty.
Tech armor- just detonated tech armor
6:21 spirits...those marauders can roll...i wish i could roll like that.
I tried out the tech armour thing, it works like a charm.
Only discovered this after many playthroughs of this game... just when I though I've seen everything. LMAO at being saved by the volus
My only thought when I heard that was "I am a biotic GOD"
That infiltrator was thirsty for some vorcha
That's the loot packs in a nutshell
Procurement specialist is code for 'the dipshit I don't want in my outfit'
“You think anybody’s told them doing that leaves them sterile” RIP all of my Characters
I still have my Vorcha Sentinel.... if this charakter's skills are correctly executed.. they you are simply unstoppable. I had a lot of kills as a Vorcha Sentinel. Also as a Quarian Engineer :)
That is an accurate representation of the best way to play sentinel, which is why it's my all time favorite class. OH! And nobody likes douchy vanguards chargin and shiznit. You think to yourself, "OH. you can move fast and aggressive. you MUST be a badass."
Love how the Vorcha is the smartest multiplayer character.
Tech armor, tech armor, and more tech armor XD
I absolutely loved these conversations, and there's another one about the Demolisher.
Thanks for getting these dude this is so funny!
Idk why but I really like the conversation between the human and the vorcha
Funnily enough my first maxed out rare weapon was the Graal X
This is gloriously self aware. From now on in ME4 I want a massive hub/lobby full of random multiplayer characters as NPCs with thousands of these conversations. To make it better, name the NPCs after friends and recent players.
Goddamnit the first one is so true
I knew there had to be a reason why those Asari do not teleport through the walls.
I get the feeling that first scene was taking the piss out of equipment packs.
haha thanks for that! this is pretty awesome how put this in shows that they can have a bit of fun
LOL about the procurement guy. lol. That is so perfect!
Thought I'd saw all of Citadel DLC. So funny and so true. Glad bioware found their sense of humor after five thousand repetitions of the same three jokes in the base game.
A shame they finished at humour.
They're talking about Firebase White. The Infiltrator is pretty much explaining how the whole farming tactic worked while expressing despair over how most people play the map.
That is awesome! thank you for uploading!
I suspect that's Steve Blum, he done a lot of voices, Grunt included.
I just play as a quarian infiltrator, use the m13, and spam cloak. So long as theres one other person in the game, I almost never die.
I'm going to remember these the next time I play a multiplayer match.
That's hilarious!!! I look at the "Intel" on the loading screens and just laugh
"We prefer elegant weapons... For a more civilized age" believe that is starwars reference
Haha best one is the biotic not wanting the shotgun XD or strength pack or even the extra ammo kits lol
Jumpin, you need to make a Graal Fury adept and a Tech Armor Sentinal build
ahh the first part reminds me of all the useless crap ive gotten from spectre packs
O my god I love the part when the dudes talk about the armiger turians xD
Those Alliance Procurement Specialists are the reasons people fail missions! If we could request our own weapons the reapers and cerberus would be done with
Now I'm going to make a tech armor spam Turian Sentinel
8:25 I kind of have that sort of thought.
BUT, on games with PvP, instead of trying to get as many kills as possible, I'd wish I was good enough to have just as many kills as deaths, or slightly more kills than deaths.
I entirely missed all of this after playing ME3. Damn.
Hey guys let me know if I miss anything.
Jumpin, there's already a video like this. I think you should have added some multiplayer footage showing what they were talking about. Just saying.
I still like that you made a video compiling the dialogues.
All of them are true!!
Problem? Tech Armor.
DAMN they never told me id be sterile when i became a n7 slayer!
Hm, what if you made a film like this, but with clips after certain complaints, a multiplayer clip plays :D
I think the turian tech armor guy is oghren from dao
It's Grunt.
maybe for your future videos you should make teams based on the conversations these guys were having.
There is one more conversation between soldier and engineer about N7 Demolisher xD I guess that's all
MIND BLOWN!!!!!! Also, lmao.
Tech Armor XD
ME NO DIE!!!!
everything they say in this is so true.
Clock good for objectives
They are wondering why anyone would need so many grenades :P and also joking that she carries all the materials for a pylon so she doesn't have enough room for a drone
i guess this is Bioware saying what to do and what not to do in multiplayer
Me no DIE!!!
The ramp joke is firebase london
Tech armor.
LMAO @ Nerf ALL the things" XD
All I ever play with is randoms :( I've never had a bad experience though. All my deaths seemed like my fault
Anyone else miss lift? Lift was a cool biotic ability.
I didn't watch all of this as I've still to get this Citadel DLC and don't want it all spoiled - did like the one about the ex-Cerberus Vanguard. Probably because lately there seem to be a lot of players abandoning the objective zone in the middle of an upload without good reason.
God I miss multiplayer
Do people still play the online game?
Ye. Played it a bit today cus Andromeda online dont got a proper Krogan melee build :(
I'll probably play whenever I can get a new PS3.
Yes. In truth no matter how angry I got at the latest installment from Mass Effect Mass Effect 1 through 3 always has a special place in my heart and the tattoo on my back shows my loyalty / love for the game
Perhaps there's only like 12 guys on Xbox, but we are still playing!
@@ZorroCeleste1
Trilogy remaster won't have a new multiplayer, so I expect a lot of new people playing multiplayer, of course if there will be one in the package, even with older graphics
then don't camp, snipe, move to next position, don't sit there like an idiot for the whole match.
I always assumed the collectors in multiplayer were non-canon.
I don't get the ramp joke on noveria, can someone explain that to me?
Thats what you get when you deploy with randoms
Then tech armor,blah blah tech armor, blah blah tech armor, hahahaha
LOL that's great
Collectors are here because that guy keeps giving everyone bad shit! No wonder everyone is still fighting the good fight, or never seen again.
(That's a joke about the life of MP and that guy who... you know what nevermind.)
That adept coulda just been a vanguard instead but hey.
I guess Bioware do listen to the players complaining about other players.
Whose idea was it to put swords in the game?
HAha this shits hilarious!
Exactly! Let the vorcha take care of the objectives taht require you to stay still! Or an Infiltrator! Stupid soldiers, always dying trying to do those things, screws us all up...
Multiplayer, my ass.
I feel like Vorcha is elite players, Infiltrator is decent randoms, Turian is casual players, salarion is above decent players, and ex-cerberus is noobs. The Fury is everyone complaining about what they're getting LOL!!!
what do they say :D?
They should just buff every gun instead!
:D
NERF ALL THE THINGS!!!
Team play FTW
lmao
HAHAHAHAHA
wow aren't you judgemental